Masterbation is good for the mind. At least from a guys perspective. Its the drastic change in mindset that occurs after busting a nut that makes life a little easier and brings truthful meaning to the phrase "getting the poison out".

It starts with seeing some hot chick on tv or in a movie, or possibly just being around a female(s) or a girlfriend when those sexual thoughts start to creep in and once they begin they wont go away until something is done about it. Once these thoughts have begun they quickly mutate into the most dirty and obscene things imaginable. If it turns into actual sex with a girl the mindset gets dirty pretty quickly.

I think its funny how when in the moment of having sex your all like "oh yeah you like that, yeah, call me daddy, you like that fucking cock dont you bitch". You get all perverted and start trying to do all kinds of wierd shit like "yeah im gunna rub your clit and finger your ass while sucking on your titties and pulling your hair. Oh yeah look at that lamp over there, lets get the lamp involved somehow. yeah flip around like this and then flip the lamp on and off then pull those curtains while I wiggle the toaster around, yeah like that". Then as soon as that nut is released its an instant change in mindset like some kinda of terrible drug or demon is flushed from the body. Im always like "ooohhh yeah oh....oh...fuck where is the tv remote." or "oh oh oh YESSSSSSSSSS......hey hun hand me the 360 controller will ya". Sometimes even mid orgasm Im thinking to myself "oh yeah L4D baby".

I mean if Im good and liquored or coked up or something Im more inclined to staying in that frame of mind but if Im sober thats usually how it goes down. Just that instant transformation. Maybe its just happens to me I dont know but I always thought it was interesting and funny.

No wonder I'm so fucking happy all the time.

I always get really hungry after sex. Does that happen to anyone else? It is funny how one second your fucking and the next its like ... who wants some Taco Bell?

GrindhouseCinema wrote on 05/04/09 at 02:00:21:


Ah yes. I forgot to mention that one. It doesnt happen all the time but sometimes it does. Its like as soon as I nut Im like damn I want a greasey cheeseburger or pizza.

P7, you wouldnt happen to be Peter North would you? He comes buckets...its quite amazing.

Ok story time kids...gather round. First Ive gagged a chick before and made her kinda up-chuck on my cock as well...but i made the bitch finish cause thats just how I roll. I was like bitch....you better lick that shit back up. I dont want my balls smelling like shit.

Second story, and the one Im most proud off, is when I got my ex-girlfriend to watch me and my current girlfriend have sex. Neither one of them knew who the other was because I made them both use fake names....dont ask me how I achieved all this but I did. So, anyways my ex was always aroused by the idea of watching me have sex with someone else or sharing me with another girl so I capitolized on this once we were apart.

She absolutely hated my new girlfriend but had never seen her and vice versa with my current girlfriend hating my ex but never had actually met her. It was basically just a series and nasty phone conversations why the two didnt like each other. Well that and my ex was still in love with me and was making things hard on the new girlfriend. So I ended up convincing my ex that this other girl was someone who had wanted me for a long time and wanted someone to watch and told my girlfriend that the other chick was just someone I knew and wanted to watch.

It took about a month of careful planning to orchastrate all this but eventually it went down one day. Took my girlfriend over to my ex's house, smoked some pot, relaxed a little and performed a show. With a little more planning I might could have banged both of them but I wasnt going to overly complicate things as I was walking a fine line as it was. Anything could have happened to give the whole thing away and bring shit to a head. With both of them hating each other it could have gotten real nasty and I could have lost a lot of things that day, including my life probably. I was a huge risk for a fantastic story and pay off which was most of the reason I went through with it, because its an awesome story and it was a challenge.

it seems when I catch my nut, I'm almost instantly as far away from sex mentally as possible.. like I'm ready to move onto something else. only a couple chicks have been able to keep me going for round 2, present gf included. like when I spank, I cant get that shit cleaned up fast enough so I can get outta the bathroom and back to my game, or tv or whatever...

fuck that, P7.. one, I cant whack it in the shower 'cause water seems to make my jizzy all stringy and super-sticky, like I'm Spiderman or something. and if I squirted buckets like that, it'd be almost too much of a pain in the ass to clean up afterward to where I wouldnt even wanna do it anymore. like, if I go for a week or 2 without jackin it, I'll blow buckets too.. then I get mad at the mess I made..

oh yea, and fat chicks give the best head PERIOD

funny story - my ex-wife was sitting on the edge of the bed, going down while I was standing in front of her.. well she goes to deep-throat, and ends up barfing p on my cock and on the floor underneath me. I almost felt bad, but she kinda gave up a nervous laugh and kept going.. I was like, HELL YEAZ!!!

funny short story - me and my ex were fuckin in a hotel room, and she breaks out the dildo.. kinda like a 3-way without a second dude there or whatever, 'cause she wanted to try me and it at the same time. awesome fucking night, but as a joke, she sticks it to the headboard and we just leave it there and wait for housekeeping to find it. we wait outside the window and peek in.. and she's actually SNIFFING IT!! LOL!!!! I just stood there like, "no... fucking.. way"

"we wait outside the window and peek in.. and she's actually SNIFFING IT!! LOL!!!! I just stood there like, "no... fucking.. way"

Well damn! Next time you went there, you should've asked if she'd wanna join!

LOL! Fat chicks give out anything great in bed cause they might not get any for awile. It's still like a pink moped mentality IMO though.

Seriously, if I don't masturbate on a regular level, I get very aggresive. No means less and less to me as time goes on. I'm pretty much one of those guys that if he was stranded on an island for a few years, I'd spunk just looking at ANY kind of pussy.

MMMmmmmmm......flounder is looking good......

Sex is awesome. Unless your crotch is broken i guess.