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DJ Hero
04/20/09 at 17:34:32
 
Need I say more?

http://www.djhero.com/

http://www.djhero.net/

So, not only are we going to have dancing, guitar, band posers. We're going to have DJ posers! WOO-HOO!

I hope the creators choke.
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Reply #1 - 04/20/09 at 18:02:35
 
Crap. Pure crap.
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Reply #2 - 04/20/09 at 18:57:34
 
I saw this in GameInformer and I refuse to even read what it plays like or know anything about it. Im still waiting for the inevitable Hip Hop Hero. Dont know how theyd do that but Im sure they will find a way.
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Reply #3 - 04/20/09 at 18:59:09
 
*rolls eyes* Next up, I Can Write Actual Music Without Musical Knowledge Hero.

Hip Hop Hero comes with brown face paint, a Tall Tee/Bed Blanket and a record deal.
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Reply #4 - 04/20/09 at 19:06:12
 
We're missing Bongo Hero, Flute Hero, Violin Hero, Banjo Hero, Vocal Hero, Keyboard Hero, Remix Hero, and Harmonica Hero.
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Reply #5 - 04/20/09 at 19:28:18
 
Hip Hop Hero was so PS2/X-Box.

There was a game that came with a microphone and you could upload or download your own instrumental "beats" and two people would go at it in a freestyle battle.  The battle could be heard by anyone that wanted to listen, and the listeners voted on who would win.

8 Mile in your living room.

Get with the fucking times.

DJ Hero = Lame.
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Reply #6 - 04/21/09 at 00:47:28
 
How about I'll piss in a bucket and we'll get some girls to drink it Hero?
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Reply #7 - 04/21/09 at 03:24:10
 
Toasty wrote on 04/20/09 at 19:06:12:
We're missing Bongo Hero, Flute Hero, Violin Hero, Banjo Hero, Vocal Hero, Keyboard Hero, Remix Hero, and Harmonica Hero.


Actually... wasn't there a Donkey Kong game that came packaged with a set of Bongos....

And yes the whole music genera is wearing out its welcome really, really quick. I'm sure Hip-Hop Hero is on its way too. Though I'm saving my cash for Harmonica Hero or Digery Do Hero.
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Reply #8 - 04/21/09 at 05:48:53
 
Harmonica and Digery-Doo Hero LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I guess thats for those Aussie/Blues Traveler fans

I kinda expected Synth to be a lil more pissed off at this than this... maybe Nina can fill that gap.. ?

BTW, Hip-Hop Hero will come with a doo-rag and a dimebag.. the expansion pak will come with Spike Lee so you can start on Music Video Hero
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Reply #9 - 04/21/09 at 08:26:45
 
NOTHING WILL EVER BE AS GOOD AS FREQUENCY AND AMPLITUDE.


WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!???
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Reply #10 - 04/21/09 at 09:45:56
 
There hasn't been a real music game since Mario Paint. It sucks they can't plug a real guitar into a game system. A keyboard Hero game would be hard as fuck in comparison to guitar hero. But you'd probably learn some real songs.

I have to admit the rythem games are pretty addictive. It's just like drinking though. It's fun, but you can't do it all week. Also playing it alone is as depressing as drinking alone for a week straight.

But they are awesome if you just want a fast game to play. You know how long each round takes. It is challenging. Plus with a good soundtrack it is even better.

My problem is that rythem games are the same all the way through. Most modern games allow the player to be creative in their problem solving and combat. Guitar hero is like a very fun memory game. So it hits a brick wall once you skill reaches it's peak.

DLC helps i suppose. But those games are expensive enough.
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Reply #11 - 04/21/09 at 13:01:39
 
Wow. Fucking yay.

As if when your waiting in a room for a game to start, someone freestyling isn't enough.

STFU!!!! ::::::selects mute::::::
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Reply #12 - 04/21/09 at 14:49:06
 
I wonder if it will come with your own set of bling ... hmmm.

Woot Woot Harmonica Hero!
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Reply #13 - 04/21/09 at 14:51:57
 
I'm not upset about this at all. The game will most likely focus on turntablism which is scratching, beat matching, juggling etc all of which are things I'm not interested in. I can't see a game like this being fun since you're not actually doing anything. Sure Guitar Hero is the same way but you're pushing buttons in sequence where as with this you're turning a record a quarter circle counter clockwise? WTF?

They made a game like this a long time ago called Beatmania. What a piece of shit game that was. That game was confusing as all get out. Just look at the arcade machine. It screams "Get ready for a complete mind fuck!"

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Reply #14 - 04/21/09 at 18:07:50
 
They're probably going to supply you with the actual turn table, and colorize the buttons. Or colorize certain parts of the discs, where you turn to that color to make it count.

Still retarded as hell.
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