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It seems to me that all music posts seem to have a similar slant:
BOB (noob): I HATE LINKIN PARK!!!!!! THEY'RE GAY!!!! I LOVE AEROSMITH AND OLD-SCHOOL METALLICA!!!!
RICHARD (Super Cool Moderator): Linkin Park isn't gay, what are you crazy?
BOB (still a noob): Did I say Gay? I meant that they were MERRY! Meaning, I think they're kinda cool!
STEVE (forum favourite): You're a faggot for even considering that Linkin Park has an ounce of talent.
BOB (trying to fit in): I said "kinda" cool, "KINDA"! I never said that I liked them! I just said that I admit they're "kinda" cool! But I don't like them.
HORACE (forum bully): Admit you like Linkin Park or I'll come over and kick your nasty ass.
BOB (reconsidering): Okay, well I do admit.... that... maybe... they're... okay... I've been saying it all along.
HORACE (exacerbated): Say it more confidently or I'll kick your ass.
BOB (scared now): I LOVE LINKIN PARK!
HORACE (shaking his head): Right, well I'm still going to kick your ass for liking only "Old" Metallica. WHAT THE FUCK. ST ANGER OWNS YOUR SOUL!
BOB (shaking his body): I like St Anger too!!!!
JIMMY (random neutral poster): WTF! If you specify that you like "Old" Metallica, that directly implies that you don't like their newer material, viz St Anger!
BOB (obstinately): That is untrue. I have always liked all of Metallica's music. Kirk Hammett can gyrate against my hips anyday.
PLYMOUTH (pedantic poster who always repeats himself ala Mojo Jojo): You stated that you dislike Linkin Park and that you like Old Metallica. Then you stated that you like Linkin Park but also all of Metallica. It therefore seems clearly obvious to me that by liking two completely different genres of music, that they have obvious similarities that are missed by lesser beings such as yourself. But not by I. For I rule the world with my superior intelligence and semen. God invented music to keep me happy, how dare you listen to it also? In fact, you don't deserve question marks from questions; I am God: I shall only address my questions to you ending in full-stops. Then I shall come and have my way with your wife. Or perhaps you, I don't know, whichever fits better. Did I mention that you contradict yourself. Did you see how I didn't use a question mark. Of course you didn't because no one is reading my pack of shit pedantic post anymore anyway because it's convoluted and repeats itself. I am wasting your time. Yes I am.
BOB (confused): What?
RICHARD (irritated): You're still a noob, stop trying to fit in.
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