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Reply #45 - 04/25/09 at 06:49:49
 
damn man, I'm running out of non-lethal ideas here.. these ppl piss me off, and you're like, 900+ miles from here. start being as obnoxious as possible.. like blasting that "Somebody's Watching Me" song from the Geico commericials
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Reply #46 - 04/25/09 at 06:58:58
 
I'm probably going to just start saying "Hi, I'm Billy Mays" every single time I see them. And all of your ideas have been great... I've got the more "probable" ones wrote down for future reference.
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Reply #47 - 04/25/09 at 07:22:29
 
I still vote on fish and dairy products left out in the open... or you can take a trash can and put a bag full of garbage in it - preferably with meat in it - and just let it sit for months on end. let rain water fill up in it and become stagnent.. then finally, take it up to the road but "accidentally" let it fall over and run all that stench into their yard

when I was younger.. like 12 or so.. we had our trash cans out back next to our deck thing (we had no pool, so it technically wasnt a deck), and someone shoved too many bags into one of the cans and it was too heavy for me to move it, so it just sat and sat for probably close to 2 yrs. one day, I accidentally knock the lid off, breaking the seal that kept the smell in, and it was so awful that I instantly threw up.. and it stunk out the house for 2 days. we had to go next door to our neighbor's house, it was so bad
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Reply #48 - 05/21/09 at 22:50:58
 
Wait until you guys hear what happened today. I don't have the time to type everything out in full. But those of you who I was talking to over the AIM chat a couple of days ago (Order, Scold, Xizor) will remember the passing mention that I made about building a deck.

I'll have photos later. We were extending the deck out to the side of the house, because it was wasted space and quite frankly made the yard look better. Anyhow, the motherfuckers called and apparently it was against some goofy city code. They waited until we were done building it before they called it in too.

The shit is going to hit the fan. I didn't post about how the back window was broke out in my truck a couple weeks back either.

I'll report back later.  Shocked
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Reply #49 - 05/21/09 at 23:15:53
 
Rip their fence down and with your new found wood extend your deck straight into their kitchen.
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Reply #50 - 05/22/09 at 03:41:53
 
That's fucked up Grindage... These people are begging to be vandalized. I still support the dead animals in the bushes idea though. That and I still don't understand why four wheel drive somehow requires holes to be dug in the ground.
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Reply #51 - 05/22/09 at 05:34:06
 
loud music is the only thing you can really get away with really or random parties at your house. That sounds like your best bet. Messing up their yard if you want to try something a little gutsy. Thats my suggestions :]
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Reply #52 - 05/22/09 at 13:46:38
 
"A sign that says "if it wasn't for my horse I wouldn't have graduated from college" is not slander. In fact... it doesn't mean anything!"

It means these people are fucking retards, and proving it running around town saying so. If anything it means you worked hard to get a good education.

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Reply #53 - 05/22/09 at 20:44:29
 
I dont know what to suggest that you do at this point but if you arent willing to take some risks and are just going to keep letting the neighbors have the upper hand then there isnt a whole lot of options.
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Reply #54 - 05/23/09 at 05:57:34
 
hey Kyle, how far are you from Cleveland, OH?? there's a huge GM sport compact car show I'm debating on going to, and I might need to make a stop in West Bumblefuck, IO and help take out the neighbors ::rubs chin::

if they waited for you to finish the deck, that was obvious what they were doing. that, and the window thing would have pushed me over the edge to where I'd make Frank Castle look like a skoolyard bully. if I even come within the state lines of Iowa, I'll come fuck them ppl up on your behalf.. I'll just make sure they see it was me and not you, and let them catch my hide-away license plate Smiley
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