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Re: I need help annoying my neighbors
Reply #30 - 04/18/09 at 00:41:28

Leave dead animals like rats, rabbits, etc on their doorsteps at late night. No way it can be traced back to you. It'll drive them crazy.

My dad painted this really old unused griller crazy colors with "enjoy the view" and set it right next to the fence which was the property line. The neighbors would sometimes mow or fuck around behind the shed so they can look into our yard and see what we have as if they were planning something. It fucking pissed them off knowing that we knew what was up.

I do like Mag's idea of filming them and catching them on the act though. You can really get their asses for trespassing.

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Reply #31 - 04/18/09 at 01:10:59

Update Time!

I've taken all ideas under advisement. At the moment I'm leaving towards planting a bunch of weeds in there lawn. Nothing is worse than crabgrass. Other things will come in due time.

I've posted a sign on the back side of my deck. I'll have photos up later on tonight. It reads: IF IT WASN'T FOR MY HORSE I WOULDN'T HAVE GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE !?

Astute readers may remember that from a George Carlin routine. So why did I chose to make that specific sign? For one it amuses me. Two it has no purpose. None. At all. In fact its not even a complete or coherent thought.

The sign faces the back door (the main door they use to go in and out of) there garage and since I've put it up they've since installed blinds on said door. Grin

So I've already started accomplishing things.

I fixed my Halloween mask. Later on tonight ... I think I'll put it back up. Keep the ideas coming guys!

~Kyle

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SynthR Tiger Woods' golf club (which is also his penis) Offline PSN - Xbox - Steam - Discord = SynthR Posts: 2983 Ontario, Canada Gender:	Re: I need help annoying my neighbors Reply #32 - 04/18/09 at 02:25:17 Every time you get some chicken bones leave a couple on their porch. If they have a tree take a hockey stick to it in the middle of night leaving shit everywhere. Or just take a few axe swings at their trees and bushes. Dig a big hole on their lawn. Get a bunch of B-Boy graffiti artists to tag their garage door.
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Re: I need help annoying my neighbors
Reply #33 - 04/18/09 at 05:25:41

make that sign that says, "MY KUNG-FU IS BETTER THAN YOU" and stick it right in your yard, facing their living room window

grab some seeds for irritating plants and just hurl them into their yard...

paint that side of your house some flourescent color.. if your dad is cool like that

here's a GOOD one.. unbolt your exhaust from the manifold, and run the motor open-mani. it'll be so loud, its not even funny (or maybe it will).. go crank it up at 3am, that'll piss them off and probably half the neighborhood

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Re: I need help annoying my neighbors
Reply #34 - 04/18/09 at 19:07:56

Call McCulley Culkin. He should be able to help you set up some traps and shit.

At night go replant things in their yard and then the next day talk to them and be like "theyre on the move again".

Go through their trash and try to find credit card and bank statements or information and just go ahead and wipe them out so that they cant afford to live there anymore.

Bring them restraining orders for inanimate objects in their house.

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-SCoLD- Admin Offline Everybody dies, but not everybody lives. Posts: 1534	Re: I need help annoying my neighbors Reply #35 - 04/18/09 at 21:58:43 Kick their door off of the hinges when they aren't home and it's late at night. Watch the door go off spinning into the dark abyss, and then promptly leave their house. Maybe steal one of their portraits hanging in their living room, but that's it.
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XIZOR Tiger Woods' golf club (which is also his penis) Offline Posts: 7985	Re: I need help annoying my neighbors Reply #36 - 04/18/09 at 23:04:59 Damn you SCoLD. I should have thought of that Dane Cook joke. Also Grindhouse now that I think about it you are wrong about your sign being a George Carlin joke. It is in fact a joke by Lewis Black. Get your stand up right son!
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GrindhouseCinema Tom Selleck's Mustache Offline Posts: 557 Gender:	Re: I need help annoying my neighbors Reply #37 - 04/19/09 at 00:04:41 Are you sure? Damn... I thought that one was Carlin. But you know now that you mention it ... it was Lewis Black. How'd I get those too mixed up?
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XIZOR Tiger Woods' golf club (which is also his penis) Offline Posts: 7985	Re: I need help annoying my neighbors Reply #38 - 04/19/09 at 00:15:34 I guess cause they both have that sort of asshole-ish I hate everyone anger to their comedy.
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The Dizaster Child Tiger Woods' golf club (which is also his penis) Offline Your dream girl is my fuck buddy. Posts: 7567 The Catastrophe Factory Gender:	Re: I need help annoying my neighbors Reply #39 - 04/20/09 at 06:42:28 Lewis Black is fucking awesome any updates on your covert ops?
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SynthR Tiger Woods' golf club (which is also his penis) Offline PSN - Xbox - Steam - Discord = SynthR Posts: 2983 Ontario, Canada Gender:	Re: I need help annoying my neighbors Reply #40 - 04/20/09 at 14:27:19 Agreed. Lewis Black is hilarious. Moo cow fuck milk. Lol @ McCaully Calkin.
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Re: I need help annoying my neighbors
Reply #41 - 04/21/09 at 03:27:47

The Dizaster Child wrote on 04/20/09 at 06:42:28:

Lewis Black is fucking awesome

any updates on your covert ops?

No real updates. I've not done anything for a couple of days.l My sign is still standing... and its forced them to quit using the back door to there garage and install blinds on said door. At least I'm making life inconvenient for them.

I don't work until 3 tomorrow so I'll probably rig something else up with my free time.

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The Dizaster Child Tiger Woods' golf club (which is also his penis) Offline Your dream girl is my fuck buddy. Posts: 7567 The Catastrophe Factory Gender:	Re: I need help annoying my neighbors Reply #42 - 04/21/09 at 05:44:43 I dunno how illegal it would be up there, but try diggin up some of your septic tank.. let that smell float on over there or "leave" some eggs and fish in their bushes..
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Vanilla Nikki Ex Member the original Beastamer Gender:	Re: I need help annoying my neighbors Reply #43 - 04/21/09 at 14:44:19 The Dizaster Child wrote on 04/21/09 at 05:44:43: I dunno how illegal it would be up there, but try diggin up some of your septic tank.. let that smell float on over there or "leave" some eggs and fish in their bushes.. That is ... nasty
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Re: I need help annoying my neighbors
Reply #44 - 04/25/09 at 06:36:01

UPDATE!

I was at work today... so I missed this one. But apparently there was a gigantic blow up between my dad and "them" (as we like to call them)

They questioned my sign. And went on to claim that its clearly slander and how they've been telling everybody in town that its slander and they think we're crazy...

... wait? Do they know the meaning of the word SLANDER? Going around telling everybody in town that we're crazy is slander. A sign that says "if it wasn't for my horse I wouldn't have graduated from college" is not slander. In fact... it doesn't mean anything!

I'll have more info tomorrow. But tomorrow is NFL Draft Day ... so you'll get your info late at night!

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