lol ... you guys are full of ideas. I love it. Here is a little more backs-story for some of the shit we've put up with over the years.

-- They built there property four inches above ours and built a 2x4 retaining wall along the property line. Why... we've no idea.

-- They extended there eve spouts on there house and garage to run DIRECTLY to the edge of the property line. When it rains, and living in Iowa is quite a bit, this causes gigantic puddles of water to build up in the back lawn and leak into the basement.

-- They keep bags of dog shit sitting on there back deck that faces our back door.

-- Back in December my mom was out front shoving the front driveway. You know how you usually scoop part of the snow one direction one way and the other the other way? The next door neighbors wife came out and bitched at my mom for shoveling snow in there lawn.

-- They temped us by moving last summer ... then at the last minute didn't. 

-- They constantly block the back ally and are generally just assholes. They're the type of people who think they're high class rich shit ... yet the husband can't hold a job and the wife supports him. There kids are fuckups. Typical "we think our parents have money" attitude. Generally they're just really annoying to live next door to.

And yes... I agree with Hellbent. Vandalism, albeit fun, isn't the way to go. It was literally driving them up the wall when I put those tiki torches out in the snowbank last winter. In fact... she confronted my dad about it.

To paraphrase she said how she told "all her friends about it and they all think your crazy" to which my dad said "Quite frankly I don't care what your friends think"

So it bothers them. Big time. Stupid little things like that, which require no effort and are breaking now law ... just fucking drive them crazy. The Halloween mask I put up, which was visible from the street  must have drove them ape shit CRAZY. For them to physically walk onto our property and RIP the mask to get it down is just ... great. It's funny.

So yes ... you don't know how bad I'd love to slash there tires. Shit in there mailbox. Paintball one of there cars. But then that just gives them satisfaction. Something I won't give them.

Plus ... I think I'm going to start documenting this stuff and posting it on YouTube. 

So keep the ideas coming. I've already decided to place out of season light up Christmas Decorations along the property line. Ones that flash and light up.

Wack off into your hand then ring their door bell and when they answer slap them in face and yell out "SEAGULLED".

I WILL have more later. I am an expert in this field.

Definately don't mess with thier property. It's the ironic thing because, I'm sure even though they vandalized yours and tresspassed, the cops would belive them over you considering your looks and shit.  Esspecially since they have that "high class" atty you discribed. White trash like that makes me sick. If you can keep a vid cam to record them tresspassing, you'll have them by the balls. If they done it once, they will do it again, because they got away with it the 1st time.

Definately don't give them biological evidence. Fun as it may be to nut on thier property, I'm sure they'd know it was you. Watch the loud music stuff also. Might be noise ordanences. What your doing is priceless because they can't say shit, or call the cops because your not breaking any laws. So long as your housing association can't say anything either, keep up the good work. 

Buy a few of them lawn flamingo's and paint them outragious colors.

Buy one of them "butt mushrooms" The things looking like a mushroom or an old ladies ass bending over. Face all that shit at them but on your side of the line. Also that leaving an un-mowed strip is something else that was suggested.

Definately do what OutOfOrder was talking about with weed seeds. if they are anal about their lawn, that'd drive them apeshit too. Make sure you seed their stuff at night.

I'll try to come up with more later.

Pretend you're Billy Mays, by making a very detailed soundboard of him.

Since you are into Halloween shit you should make this elaborate yard scene where the people in it are getting killed by a monster or something of your choice but make the people look like your neighbors as much as possible. You could do all kinds of things with this like have a look-a-like of the wife hanging from a tree or some shit. You could even put name tags on the people and have names that arent the same but so close that you wont get in trouble but that they get the point and each day just come out and chop off another body part.

If possible find a universal remote and find out how to program it to their tv and keep changing the channels on their tv with it.

Order all kinds of food to be delivered to their house. Thats always a good one.

Have tons and tons or pornography sent to their house. You dont actually have to pay for it just look around for free stuff and promotions or catelogs. There is a lot you can do with the mail.

Just decorate the yard for pretty much every occasion and leave it up until the next holiday. Make them very elaborate, bright, and annoying. Decorate for Valentines, Saint Patricks, Birthdays, Easter, Christmas, Thanksgiving, Mothers day, you name it. And always remember to incorporate characters that look like your neighbors like a nativity scene at christmas with likenesses of them.

Write their home phone number on the wall of every public restroom you ever go in. Write "looking for some hot sex call blah blah blah" and I guarantee if done in enough bathrooms they will get random phones calls from idiots who think its legit from time to time.

Just keep anonymously reporting crimes going on at the house like that you think they are selling drugs and you hear the wife screaming and think the husband is beating her again. After enough time even the cops will be suspicous of something going on.

Ill post more later.

Have some Gay-Beasty Porn Mags sent to their house. Or send them a swastika.

I dont think my suggestions are extreme really nor do I think any of it could be traced back if done right thats why I suggested those. If it wasnt for the fact that Grindhouse said no vandalism or anything he could get in trouble for my list would be ten times as long. I just dont have a lot to work with here.