The Dizaster Child
Tiger Woods' golf club (which is also his penis)
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damn man, you get some really shitty ppl in there. slobs are the worst, IMO tho.. they wouldnt do that at home, but they'll do it at your place. assholes..
I hate rich, stuck-up customers.. the kind who try to talk shit to make everyone laugh. especially at my expense.. the best one was some yuppie douche bag who brought his Toyota Seqoiua (sp?) to the car wash for a #3 (the expensive one), but talked the owner into lettin him pay for a #1 (the $5 wash 'n' go). as he's gettin out of his truck, he looks over at me, pulls his shades down and says, "what the fuck is that thing sittin there?" then laughs, expecting the other employees standing around to laugh with him.. but they looked at me, looked at him, then walked away shaking their heads. mind you, I was 18 and still into the goth thing, so I had long black hair and a really long goatee that was dyed red.. I guess he thought everyone else made fun of me too ::shrugs:: anyway, when we were done with the interior, I stopped the kid about to take it to the tunnel and took it myself.. but I stopped off on the side of the building and took a shit in the back area, under the carpet. the best part - he comes back a week later, saying that he had a weird smell that he wanted us to get rid of. so we did another #3, but on the way to the tunnel, I stopped off again and pissed in the back that time..
you dont talk shit at my expense and get away with it..
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