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Reply #15 - 04/14/09 at 05:59:28
 
had I known then what I know now, I'd have been better off. the first time my ex-wife moved out, she went from Covina out near you to Philly.. thats clear across the damn country, that fucking retard.. well she moved in with 3 of her internet friends that her brother-in-law also knew.. and she said they were fucking disgusting :/  they'd leave pizza boxes around for days on end, half empty beer bottles - usually with cigarettes floating aroud in them (the absolute grossest thing on the planet, I might add) - and they'd leave their dirty clothes laying around everywhere. she said one of them was a big time slut and would keep used condoms as souvenirs... these bitches were nasty
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Reply #16 - 04/14/09 at 06:18:26
 
I was on the phone with an angry customer for 15 minutes today, listing to her dumb ass bitch about having late fees on her account. And how we where out to get her. And only charge her late fees. And how we must be doing it on purpose and pocketing the money. And how she is going to "put up a flier" in protest of the store. I tried explaining to her numerous times that we have no reason to lie to her and no reason to charge her anything extra. She went on to claim that I have no right to tell her what we do in the store, because "its impossible for you to be there 24/7 and know what goes on all the time" Dumb fucking cunt.

You get all types. I had a customer call me an alcoholic and try to claim that I was drunk when they came into the store ... which anyone who knows me knows that I never drink. Ever.

What else... we were doing a promo where you got a free 2 liter pepsi product when you rented three or more movies. They would typically go really fast, especially on weekends. And especially when we were busy. One Saturday night we were especially busy and ended up running out of pepsi product at like 8:30 at night. I had one guy DEMAND that he get a free 2 liter. I was like "I'm sorry, I'm out" So the guy goes on to claim that we're false advertising and that he should get something else free instead and if he can't get that he expects a rain check on the free 2 liter and for us to call him as soon as we got the next shipment of pepsi product in. I couldn't help but laugh at the guy. Which pissed him off. But quite frankly ... he was an idiot.

People are inherently stupid. Everyone seems to think everyone else is out to fuck them. What people fail to realize is that there are far, far better ways of screwing them over than attempting to charge them extra late fees on there account... which they'll just find out about the next time they come into the store. If I really wanted to screw people over... I fucking get a print out of every credit card / debit card that comes through the store. All one would have to do is cross reference that with there account information (which includes your full name, address, phone number, drivers license number and expiration date) ... look I've already got half your identity in front of me.

So fuck off. We're not screwing with you. I promise. (and that printout gets shredded every morning ... btw)
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Reply #17 - 04/14/09 at 06:18:55
 
The Dizaster Child wrote on 04/14/09 at 05:59:28:
had I known then what I know now, I'd have been better off. the first time my ex-wife moved out, she went from Covina out near you to Philly.. thats clear across the damn country, that fucking retard.. well she moved in with 3 of her internet friends that her brother-in-law also knew.. and she said they were fucking disgusting :/  they'd leave pizza boxes around for days on end, half empty beer bottles - usually with cigarettes floating aroud in them (the absolute grossest thing on the planet, I might add) - and they'd leave their dirty clothes laying around everywhere. she said one of them was a big time slut and would keep used condoms as souvenirs... these bitches were nasty



Oddly that didn't surprise me LoL!  I have seen MUCH worse ... oh boy ... MUCH worse.  My best friend's car ... *sigh* there are no words to describe it ... I swear every time we have girl's night out and we take her car ... something is alive in that SUV.  What is great about her car is that you can probably name anything and she will have it in that car.
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Reply #18 - 04/14/09 at 06:41:49
 
we knew this skanked-out goth chick back in high skool who wouldnt throw anything away.. ever. she had a really nice Trans-Am (brand fucking new too), and every time you'd open the door, garbage would fall out.. and she'd actually get pissed if you didnt pick it up and put it back on the floorboard. she was also kind of a pediphile, fucking the drummer for my ex-gf's lil brother's band.. he was 14 and she was 19. and to top it off, even if she was on the rag, she'd still demand they fuck and she wouldnt even change the sheets, even tho it looked like a scene from Friday the 13th (I know this 'cause she made us come look so she could brag)

also had a drunk bitch barf up in my '73 Chevy Nova.. and she about got her head split open Death Proof-style, but she felt so bad that she detailed the inside of my car.. it was actually cleaner than before she even got in the car
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Reply #19 - 04/14/09 at 17:52:40
 
The Dizaster Child wrote on 04/14/09 at 06:41:49:
we knew this skanked-out goth chick back in high skool who wouldnt throw anything away.. ever. she had a really nice Trans-Am (brand fucking new too), and every time you'd open the door, garbage would fall out.. and she'd actually get pissed if you didnt pick it up and put it back on the floorboard. she was also kind of a pediphile, fucking the drummer for my ex-gf's lil brother's band.. he was 14 and she was 19. and to top it off, even if she was on the rag, she'd still demand they fuck and she wouldnt even change the sheets, even tho it looked like a scene from Friday the 13th (I know this 'cause she made us come look so she could brag)

also had a drunk bitch barf up in my '73 Chevy Nova.. and she about got her head split open Death Proof-style, but she felt so bad that she detailed the inside of my car.. it was actually cleaner than before she even got in the car



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Reply #20 - 04/14/09 at 19:35:29
 
GrindhouseCinema wrote on 04/14/09 at 06:18:26:
I was on the phone with an angry customer for 15 minutes today, listing to her dumb ass bitch about having late fees on her account.


Oh god this is the worst. Ive worked at a video store before...ok it was a porn store but we rented videos, anyways arguing with people about late fees was a constant hassle every fucking day at that place. Not to mention we didnt really have any competition in town and there are plenty of guys who like their porn so basically the owner charged outrageous prices for late fees. If the movie wasnt back within 3 days of renting it you got charged the rental price for every day it was late. Now you can imagine how fast that amount can get really high up there. Say someone rents 4 movies at 4 bucks a piece and they are 3 days late well thats 48 dollars right there. Not to mention the business wasnt really ran to well and there would be some questionable late fees on peoples accounts so you can imagine the anger when late fees are more than just a few bucks.
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Reply #21 - 04/14/09 at 21:49:17
 
I know all about the late fee problems. My last job was at a small privately owned video store. When they were training me I would see all types of late fees and people would come in and argue all this shit with the mainly female staff. When it was my turn to start handling these customers it pretty much stopped probably because I'm male and I would shoot them down instantly. They know the rules so who's fault is it? I think the highest late fee I collected was $120.

After a while though I started to take sympathy on certain idiot customers and would tell them they weren't allowed to rent so many movies for one night due to their rental history. They never caught on that I made it up but whatever. I saved them money without them knowing it. Fuck I saved tons of people money. I waved late fees all the time for regulars, gave free rentals, told people the absolute honest truth about movies so they wouldn't rent them. I'm probably the worst employee ever but a modern day Robin Hood to the customers.
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Reply #22 - 04/15/09 at 02:10:58
 
Customers who are genuinely racist. There are a few black folks in my area i get along with. People who i give free drinks to. Because they are cool. 9 times outta 10. If i'm serving drinks to cowboys. I get a "Watch out for that nigger" comment if my black friends walk in. Those people always get served last. Fuck the tips. Fake humerous racism is funny. But telling me "Watch out there is a nigger". That is real fucking racism. I'd rather give liquor to my friends than make cash off bigots.

People who are under 21 who seriously try to enter my bar. At the age of 16, i knew i was potentially fucking up someones job/life by illegaly geting served. Most kids these days do not care about anything but pleasure. I gain immense joy by letting their 21+ friends in, then denying their 20 year old buddy entry. I do anything i can to make the ID process as long, boring, and intolerable as possible for people who are under age. Drink at home losers.

People who just throw random trash on the floor. Like using 1 match from a matchbook then throwing the rest of the matches on the ground. I do not even mind if you leave paper, spit, limes, or gum on a table. But why all over the floor? In the corners and under chairs. Cleaning tables, sweeping, and mopping is already a bitch. When i see people doing that shit, like throwing limes on the ground. I ignore them at the bar. Service and being someones bitch are 2 different things. Slobs never tip anyhow.

People who order a round for the entire bar. But refuse to hand over their credit card. Seriously how fucking stupid must they think i am?

Guys who blatantly ignore women rejecting their advances. Always ends with me ejecting the idiot. Worse when they target a woman with a guy. "Ditch this loser and have a drink with me". These people i would like to kill. They have no fucking business in a bar. They need to go to a strip club where those attitudes are exploited. These people don't keep a full set of teeth for very long. Nor do they spend much money. Forget any tips.

People who aren't homeless who beg me for a free T-shirt. I pay $14 apiece for these shirts. For fucks sake at least rack up a $100 tab before asking for something complimentary which costs me $14. That is worse than the homeless. They are happy with spare change or 1 ciggarette.

Having to say No more than once.

Women trying to use seduction in an attempt to make me let them do anything they want. I'm not retarded. The kinda woman who would suck your dick to get her friend in is a slut you want nothing to do with. 

People (women) who try too hard to sync with me personally. That shit gets annoying. JUST BE WHO YOU ARE! Fuck. That shit is not appealing. It's almost like being mocked.

Other bars who send people in mine to see how much we are running. Like knowing how well we are doing is going to fix their clubs. They'd be better off puting up a drink special and sending those people out on the streets to really promote. Morons.
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Reply #23 - 04/15/09 at 07:47:09
 
damn man, you get some really shitty ppl in there. slobs are the worst, IMO tho.. they wouldnt do that at home, but they'll do it at your place. assholes..

I hate rich, stuck-up customers.. the kind who try to talk shit to make everyone laugh. especially at my expense.. the best one was some yuppie douche bag who brought his Toyota Seqoiua (sp?) to the car wash for a #3 (the expensive one), but talked the owner into lettin him pay for a #1 (the $5 wash 'n' go). as he's gettin out of his truck, he looks over at me, pulls his shades down and says, "what the fuck is that thing sittin there?" then laughs, expecting the other employees standing around to laugh with him.. but they looked at me, looked at him, then walked away shaking their heads. mind you, I was 18 and still into the goth thing, so I had long black hair and a really long goatee that was dyed red.. I guess he thought everyone else made fun of me too ::shrugs:: anyway, when we were done with the interior, I stopped the kid about to take it to the tunnel and took it myself.. but I stopped off on the side of the building and took a shit in the back area, under the carpet. the best part - he comes back a week later, saying that he had a weird smell that he wanted us to get rid of. so we did another #3, but on the way to the tunnel, I stopped off again and pissed in the back that time..

you dont talk shit at my expense and get away with it..
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Reply #24 - 04/15/09 at 11:10:13
 
Had a flat out goth with a weird man dress trenchcoat thing come to the bar. Nice kid. Talked about his DJ work and shit. Didn't buy anything but certainly was not annoying or doing anything strange besides dressing weird.

But there was this old asshole cowboy and his dumbass family. Yapping on to my Bartender about the "real history" of my bar. Telling my bartender he doesn't know shit and all (even though the customer basicaly knew only 6 months of history, acting like it was 20 years). On the cowboys way out he called the goth kid a faggot. Which made the Goth leave of course. Then the asshole tries to leave with his drink, immedietly after we tell him and his drunken slut daughter that they can't do that.

Saw it coming a mile away. After they asked if they could leave with their drinks, they were going to do it no matter what our answer was. Cheap, non tipping, bigoted, arrogant, alcoholic, trash. So i chase em to the door. Expecting them to be dicks and to ignore me, walking away and shit. When i confronted them they immedietly stopped. At first they tried to say "but another bar let us.." I stood my ground for 1 round of argument and they lamed out and gave me the drinks.

Those who personally insult others, break petty laws, or yap on about how right and good they are. They typically have self esteem issues. They know they aren't what they expected to be. They feel massive self pity. A huge sense of deserving more than others. Once confronted by an unavoidable force or situation, they fold like paper. Truely a non threat on the whole. But they never learn and will continue to try and prove they aren't worthless by becoming a loud mouthed weight on society.

I make it a point to give those people the lamest service possible. I'll never spit in a drink or mischarge someone. But it's so easy to cut them off. Since i really only answer to the state i can run the bar however i wish. I enjoy cutting people off simply because they are lame.

It's ok to have genuine pride. Worth isn't measursd by how much of a selfish ignorant prick you can be without someone kicking your ass. People of certain financial brackets and races have severe pride issues.

Redneck whites, Spic hispanics, and Black coons are the worst. But none of them are as bad as trust fund kids who never worked or were ever told they can't have something. Those fuckers in particular do deserve about a year of enslavement.
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Reply #25 - 04/16/09 at 04:29:48
 
Hellbent wrote on 04/15/09 at 11:10:13:
Redneck whites, Spic hispanics, and Black coons are the worst. But none of them are as bad as trust fund kids who never worked or were ever told they can't have something. Those fuckers in particular do deserve about a year of enslavement.


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we knew this goth kid  names Al back in the day.. he went the full 9 with the trenchcoat and all that shit. well we were at the mall one day and ran into him as he was on the way out, so we were just sittin around, bullshittin with him outside the main door.. and some Abercrombie-wearin, richy douche bags walked by, and called him a faggot weirdo or something lame like that. well when Al gets burning red pissed, he starts to stutter really bad.. which made these guys laugh even more. I tried to pull him away to avoid him gettin into some shit, but one of the guys walked up and pushed him.. he went to push him again, but Al grabbed his wrist and snapped it like a twig. Thats when the other 2 guys came running up, and Al strait up whipped their asses, Matrix-style with spin kicks and roundhouses. it was awesome.. til mall 5-0 rolled up and arrested all of them
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Reply #26 - 04/16/09 at 23:49:29
 
Everything you guys have said I agree with. Lucky for me I don't drink so I don't have to deal with bar bozos.

However, I'd like to mention the part about American plumbing: as a super, I'd much rather people throw shit paper in the garbage than risk having them throw just about anything down the toilet. You'd be surprised how many things people think is okay to flush down there like paper towels (which are designed to not break down unlike toilet paper), plastic bags, condoms, rags, sponges, tampons, combs, etc., etc...

When you've experienced drain problems caused by all the above-mentioned items like I have, you'd feel a lot more comfortable just smelling shit in a trash can since you can always just throw it right away. I'll take that over fishing for it with your hands in a drain tube any day.

And Nikki is right, women aren't any less dirty than men. I used to clean both men and women's bathrooms. If anything, their bathrooms are even filthier because they also have what you'd never find in the men's bathroom: tampons.

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Reply #27 - 04/17/09 at 11:38:01
 
People who take up too much space. Forcing others to work around them. The kind of retards who hog up half a 16 foot wide hallway. Because they have to all 5 walk side by side. They stand scattered around infront of doorways. Talking to clerks without the intent on buying anything, or asking for information on anything relevant. I should be legally allowed to tazer these people and casually step over their convulsing bodies.

People that create retarded politics in the workplace. Other workers and business creating lame rumors. Work is shitty enough without unnecessary "competition". It all comes down to skill or friends most of the time. Dumb ass lies and boundry crossing just wastes everyones time.

People who act literally offended at a price they don't like. I am bleeding in my heart to scream "Shut up you fucking baby! You aren't savvy! You aren't a bartering genius! You are a cheap bitch with a shitty untolerable attitude!". What is the point of bitching? The prices are dictated by what people will pay, plus raw costs. The kind of person who bitches about that kind of thing looks at prices as offers. Instead of fucking prices. The kinda bitch who orders chineese food and goes to bars all the time and never tips. Or just a whore trying to beg for charity without having to actually beg.
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Reply #28 - 04/18/09 at 06:15:45
 
I feel ya, Methid.. I worked in the projects at a section 8 apartment complex doing maintenance, and it was pure hell. ppl shit all over the floors, under rugs, rotting food everywhere. why do ppl who live inthese kinda places feel like they dont have to be hygenic? its fucking disgusting..

we got a call that someone's toilet wouldnt flush, so me and the super went and tried to figure it out... we snaked it, plunged it.. the super even shoved his hand down the drain as far as he could. we finally installed a new toilet and tossed the old one into the furniture pile. we broke it open to see what it was, and it was about 2 ft. of jammed in toys from the lil ones... fucking parents wont watch their own damn kids

one of the scariest things I experienced was in this old woman's apt.. she was saying that her bathroom sink wouldnt drain, so I went up and tried plunging it, thinking it was nothing.. but the water wouldnt go down. so I undid the upper clamp on the p-trap and pulled it down. I had to to put some force on it, and when I did, it popped free and about 7 needles came flying out. apparently, she was a diabetic who needed insulin but threw the needles down the bathroom sink. fortunately, nothing got me but I was almost in tears from being so scared (not only 'cause I was in the ghetto, but this county is ranked #1 in the country for AIDS/HIV). come to find out, the old bitch was told numerous times before that not to do it, but she kept on..
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Reply #29 - 04/22/09 at 11:32:03
 
Vanilla Nikki wrote on 04/14/09 at 05:32:19:
The Dizaster Child wrote on 04/13/09 at 06:15:45:
QFT.. sorry to hear it, HB but thats the price of owning your own piece of the American pie, and I'd think a bar would be one of the nastier things to try and maintain. the chew spit makes me wanna gag just thinkin about it.. in fact, at the car wash I used to work at, a hillbilly came in with his jacked-up Dodge and left a spit cup in the cupholder - not a bottle with a lid, but an open cup - and I accidently knocked it over. I was so disgusted and pissed that he left it in there for us instead of just throwing it away, I just walked away and told one of the new guys that the redneck truck was all his..

one of the nastiest things I've ever seen.. my first job (which I dony usually count 'cause it only lasted 3 weeks) was at McD's and one night, I was on bathroom duty. I took the women's room first 'cause I figured it'd be a quick run-thru since it was women, and they're generally cleaner.. well the first stall I open, there was a couple drops of diarhea on the floor in front of the toilet, then it just streamed up the bowl, up the flusher pipe, then a lil up the wall behind the toilet.. easily one of the grossest things I'd ever seen. the funny part tho, was that I had the drive-thru headset on with the mic turned off ('cause I was in training and only supposed to be observing) but in my disgusted panic, I tripped the mic on and the ppl at the menu box outside heard me ranting to the manager about the shit all over the bathroom..

sorry if this was long-winded, but I can understand your annoyance, man.. ppl suck


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