Bars

People who go into bars, buy hardly anything, and spend hours talking to strangers or workers. That kind of customer is either a whore, hobo, or an insufferable fuckwit. I do like talking to customers. But most people run dry on tolerable conversation in 5 minutes. It's almost torture when certain people yap for over 5 minutes. Worse if they talk to paying customers though. Then i lose cash because some jackass has to forcefully explain a Nascar race to bikers who don't give a fuck about fucking Nascar.

People who order a bizzare mixed drink but don't know the ingredients. I'm not talking about simple stuff like Long Island Ice Tea or a Vegas Bombs. Most mixed drinks are easy to remember. But not shit like Mind Erasers, Anti Freeze, or Blue Valium that no one fucking ever orders. It's not too hard to look up a goofy drink. But if you want that whacky crap, try to remember what is in the drink. You don't go into a random restaurant and call pancakes, bacon, eggs, and toast and a "Fat Lumberjack", then not tip because the waiter has no fucking clue what you want.

People who call for a bouncer because they are a social cowards. I'm not kicking someone out for annoying 1 person. It takes different strokes to rule the world assholes. Tell them to leave you alone. Don't come to me and ask me to kick them out when you couldn't even tell them that they are annoying you. Stop being fucking cowardly control freaks and learn how to function in society.


People who threaten to sue you if anything happens to them. I know the law. I have an attorney. Don't people realise how much of a scummy pussy you are to prematurely threaten to sue about something that won't happen? It'd be worth getting sued to see one of those pricks get mugged and beaten.

Womens restrooms. WHY WITH THE FUCKING TOILET PAPER ALL OVER THE FLOOR?!?! I'm serious they go through 8 rolls a day and leave toilet paper all over the floor. Most of it seemingly unused. My guess is they want seat liners. But why should i pay for that? They are just going throw those all over the place too. Also big note for mexicans. AMERICAN PLUMBING WORKS! YOU CAN FLUSH TOILETPAPER! YOU DON'T HAVE TO THROW YOUR SHIT PAPER IN THE TRASH CAN!

People who chew tobacco and spit in urinals and sinks. That stuff is nastier than shit, sprays across the urinals onto the wall, and makes washing your hands in the sink a disgusting waste of time. At least if it's vomit it wasn't done intentionally.

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Gee....sounds like the ussual bar crowd. I know it's gotta suck dealing with all that shit Hellbent.

WHY IS THERE NO DANCE FLOOR?!?!? HOW MUCH LONGER TO WAIT TILL I GET MY DRINK?!?!? YOU NEED TO MOP THE BATHROOM FLOORS!!! THERE'S NOT ENOUGH WOMEN IN HERE!!!! STOP WATERING DOWN YOUR DRINKS!!

Like I said man, 2 drops of Visine and they'll ge gone. That or they'll crap all over your bathroom floor.

Drunk people in numbers are definitely a terrible crowd to deal with.  As a customer it's not so bad cause you can always just be a dick to people that annoy you and wander off. I always hate it when I sit down at the bar purposefully several chairs away from everyone else and some fuck three times as drunk as me plops down next to me and starts talking my ear off. I hate friendly beligerant fuckers they're worse than assholes by far. I couldn't imagine having any type of obligation to be nice to them due to buisness. Sounds just plain awful mang.

Any type of customer service job sucks ass. And people are fucking digusting, if its not theirs they dont care how they treat others stuff. People are fucking greedy fuckers who dont  care about anything but themselves. they arent paying  for the toilet paper what do they care how much to use

I completely understand your frustrations and can in some ways relate.

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QFT.. sorry to hear it, HB but thats the price of owning your own piece of the American pie, and I'd think a bar would be one of the nastier things to try and maintain. the chew spit makes me wanna gag just thinkin about it.. in fact, at the car wash I used to work at, a hillbilly came in with his jacked-up Dodge and left a spit cup in the cupholder - not a bottle with a lid, but an open cup - and I accidently knocked it over. I was so disgusted and pissed that he left it in there for us instead of just throwing it away, I just walked away and told one of the new guys that the redneck truck was all his..

one of the nastiest things I've ever seen.. my first job (which I dony usually count 'cause it only lasted 3 weeks) was at McD's and one night, I was on bathroom duty. I took the women's room first 'cause I figured it'd be a quick run-thru since it was women, and they're generally cleaner.. well the first stall I open, there was a couple drops of diarhea on the floor in front of the toilet, then it just streamed up the bowl, up the flusher pipe, then a lil up the wall behind the toilet.. easily one of the grossest things I'd ever seen. the funny part tho, was that I had the drive-thru headset on with the mic turned off ('cause I was in training and only supposed to be observing) but in my disgusted panic, I tripped the mic on and the ppl at the menu box outside heard me ranting to the manager about the shit all over the bathroom..

sorry if this was long-winded, but I can understand your annoyance, man.. ppl suck

Hellbent wrote on 04/12/09 at 13:34:01:

Last time I went to a bar, this lady was Fucking Breastfeeding her kid next to me. So I was all, "Can you do that somewhere else?".
To which she responded,"Oh fuck off!"
Seriously, WTF?

The Dizaster Child wrote on 04/13/09 at 06:15:45: