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Reply #15 - 04/10/09 at 19:40:15
 
Im pretty ballsy for the most part and Ill do anything for a laugh or to make others laugh but I dont know if Id feel comfortable actually "segulling" someone by running up to them and smacking them in the face with a handfull of my giz. Its not that I wouldnt do it its just that its one of those things that the reaction youd get from either male or female would more than likely not be good and they probably wouldnt find it funny at all. That is assuming they understand what just happened. Since apparently this "seagulling" isnt widely known the victim may just assume its some kind of sticky substance. A girl would probably be the first to identify it because...well, you know.
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Reply #16 - 04/11/09 at 00:11:15
 
Now I'm just waiting for either Magnum or SCoLD to do this to me at the TMA convention...I'LL BE ON MY TOES!
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Reply #17 - 04/11/09 at 00:18:14
 
Excellent idea! Ill be sure someone is recording it when I seagull you. Dont worry, Ill eat lots of strawberries and sweet fruits before hand that way it wont taste to bad.
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Reply #18 - 04/11/09 at 00:29:09
 
As long as it doesn't get in my eyes.

Or that can be someones ploy. Xizor hits me in the eyes with his jizz, then three other TMAers run up and Seagull me while I'm distracted and bleeding man-mucas from the eyeballs.

I'm officially afraid to go to the convention now. If I can think that horrible scheme up, you men can do far worse.
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Reply #19 - 04/11/09 at 00:47:03
 
Kilrgrn wrote on 04/11/09 at 00:29:09:
As long as it doesn't get in my eyes.

Or that can be someones ploy. Xizor hits me in the eyes with his jizz, then three other TMAers run up and Seagull me while I'm distracted and bleeding man-mucas from the eyeballs.

I'm officially afraid to go to the convention now. If I can think that horrible scheme up, you men can do far worse.



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Reply #20 - 04/11/09 at 07:17:53
 
poor Nina.. I feel bad for you. really bad..

Seagulling isnt as bad as the Strawberry Shortcake.. altho I bet she'd be into that
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Reply #21 - 04/11/09 at 19:21:04
 
Lol, wow. I actually had to look that one up.

Thank you Urban Dictionary.
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Reply #22 - 04/11/09 at 19:31:45
 
Urban Dictionary for the win!

Strawberry shortcake:
"When a guy cums on a girls face and then punches her in the nose, making it bleed and the blood mixes in with the cum."

Now I understand what Vince from Shamwow was trying to do. If he would have just explained this to the prostitute Im sure she would have let him for a few extra bucks.
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Reply #23 - 04/11/09 at 23:40:21
 
Hello My Name is Simon:
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Reply #24 - 04/12/09 at 10:42:36
 
does anyone have an official definition for "hot carl"? everyone I ask has a different explanation and the Urban Dictionary isnt any better
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Reply #25 - 04/12/09 at 15:36:40
 
Make the bitch give you a blumpkin. Then when she's done you can use the rest for a double decker.

Once that's over with, toss her fucking salad. The devil's onion ring will love it. Just don't drop your kids off at the pool 1st. That kind of stuff might make her mad.
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Reply #26 - 04/13/09 at 07:27:49
 
damn, Mag's all over the Urban Dictionary.. I havent heard of half that shit, and I'm usually the nasty one of my friends finding this shit..
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Reply #27 - 04/13/09 at 10:44:02
 
XIZOR wrote on 04/11/09 at 19:31:45:
Urban Dictionary for the win!

Strawberry shortcake:
"When a guy cums on a girls face and then punches her in the nose, making it bleed and the blood mixes in with the cum."

Now I understand what Vince from Shamwow was trying to do. If he would have just explained this to the prostitute Im sure she would have let him for a few extra bucks.


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Reply #28 - 04/13/09 at 15:26:49
 
Kilrgrn wrote on 04/11/09 at 00:29:09:
As long as it doesn't get in my eyes.

Or that can be someones ploy. Xizor hits me in the eyes with his jizz, then three other TMAers run up and Seagull me while I'm distracted and bleeding man-mucas from the eyeballs.

I'm officially afraid to go to the convention now. If I can think that horrible scheme up, you men can do far worse.


Hey, it was pretty much your idea since you mentioned it. Should've kept quiet. Not that we wouldn't have thought of it anyway. Roll Eyes

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Reply #29 - 04/13/09 at 17:40:18
 
ill bring the video camera
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