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04/09/09 at 19:32:17
 
Has anyone else ever heard of this? As perverted as I am this was news to me. I heard a comic talking about it in his act yesterday and I was like surely he is making that up and then I looked it up on the net and here is what I found...

Seagulling:

"1-Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling.

One person learns about two people that are going to have sex and works out the location of the aforementioned event. Then he gathers as many guys as possible and packs them into the room where it's going to take place. The guys hide in cupboards, behind curtains - basically, wherever there is a place to hide. Then when the couple look like they're about to finish, everyone runs out and ejaculates all over them and then proceeds to run around them, flapping their arms like birds and making seagull noises.

2-When you whack off and cum in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!" 

3-A ritual which is popular in all-male prisons, whereby said inmate ejaculates into his palm and throws it at the next unsuspecting prison guard who walks past his cell."

This is awesome. I now have a new hobby.
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Reply #1 - 04/09/09 at 19:34:19
 
LMAO! I honestly don't believe this to be true. Perhaps a prank but on a smaller scale. The description and name for it are fucking perfect though.
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Reply #2 - 04/09/09 at 19:38:15
 
I dont know. The fact that I found it so easily on the net as if they new exactly what I was looking for gives me the impression that this is real. The comic who introduced me to this, Russel Brand, is from overseas, England or something, so maybe its a foreign thing. He said kids do it over there. I only ever remember seeing "seagulling" in Silence of the Lambs when Jody Foster walks by that dudes cell and he wacks her with his cum but he didnt yell out SEAGULLED so I dont know.
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Reply #3 - 04/09/09 at 19:44:37
 
XIZOR wrote on 04/09/09 at 19:32:17:
Has anyone else ever heard of this? As perverted as I am this was news to me. I heard a comic talking about it in his act yesterday and I was like surely he is making that up and then I looked it up on the net and here is what I found...

Seagulling:

"1-Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling.

One person learns about two people that are going to have sex and works out the location of the aforementioned event. Then he gathers as many guys as possible and packs them into the room where it's going to take place. The guys hide in cupboards, behind curtains - basically, wherever there is a place to hide. Then when the couple look like they're about to finish, everyone runs out and ejaculates all over them and then proceeds to run around them, flapping their arms like birds and making seagull noises.

2-When you whack off and cum in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!"  

3-A ritual which is popular in all-male prisons, whereby said inmate ejaculates into his palm and throws it at the next unsuspecting prison guard who walks past his cell."

This is awesome. I now have a new hobby.



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Reply #4 - 04/09/09 at 20:20:18
 
ROFL.  That's a new one to me also.  Like SynthR said though, perfectly named.  Honestly, I don't think I've ever thrown my sperm at anyone, using my hands anyway.  I now know exactly what my life has been missing all these years and I am now fulfilled, so thank you.

But seriously, if I'm going to start throwing cum, Jodie Foster circa early 90s would be a good choice though.
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Reply #5 - 04/09/09 at 20:37:01
 
"Sea gull:

A sexual situation where one girl and 5 guys are involved. Two of the guys DP the girl while she jerks off two others and blows the last. While this is happening, her moaning sounds like a sea gull and her jerking off motion resembles the bird's wings flapping."

LOL!

Also I think this explains how the 80s band Flock of Seagulls managed to maintain those silly hair-dos.
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Reply #6 - 04/09/09 at 20:53:10
 
Why do you think I'm the coolest person around?
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Reply #7 - 04/09/09 at 22:53:42
 
Because only Christians would be offended by this.
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Reply #8 - 04/09/09 at 23:32:42
 
What do Christians being offended have to do with me being cool? Pay attention boy.
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Reply #9 - 04/10/09 at 02:59:12
 
Everything, Inspector Gadget.
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Reply #10 - 04/10/09 at 03:13:17
 
Haha Seagulling? That's new to me. It'd be fucking hilarious if the guy who pied Bill Gates in that video seagulled him instead.

*SLAP!* It's mayo, sir, enjoy.

It's more fun throwing a large bucket of freezing-cold water on the couple reaching climax. Lulz is to be ensured.
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Reply #11 - 04/10/09 at 07:29:01
 
English ppl are weird like that.. everytime you see porn that involves 1 chick and multiple dudes, she's usually got that accent.. when she's not being turned into a rotisserie, that is
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Reply #12 - 04/10/09 at 14:54:01
 
That's incredable. I've thought of smacking people with my nut randomly for a long time. Never went through with it but, funny none the less. I'd do it to woman more than a guy. It just doesn't seem right to me.

Do it to the woman you were dreaming about when you did it, and say...."SEE!!!!! I GOT TO FUCK YOU ANYWAY!!"

I dunno about that surprizing the couple in the bedroom shit. That sounds urban legdend-ish.
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Reply #13 - 04/10/09 at 17:42:24
 
Its quite fun actually.

And if you smack her in the face with a "wet" hand, shell just eat it all up
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Reply #14 - 04/10/09 at 18:32:54
 
Well shit... I can't decide if this is really funny or really creepy. I think its a little of both. Do you guys think Seagulling should involve a Shamwow? Seems to me that it should.

All that I know is the next time I have sex... I'm checking in the closet, under the bed, and behind the curtains!
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