Hellbent
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I can get 6 Keystone Lights and a bottle of Kentucky Deluxe Whiskey for $14. Or a Keystone Keg for $68 (about 50¢ per 12 oz cup).
But that cheap beer is too weak. Tastes like piss and eggs. Fuck that cheap rot gut liquor too. Not worth saving $35 for the physical agony.
Personaly i prefer Shiner Bock Beer and Grey Goose Vodka. The Goose never treats me foul. The Bock is a fucking MANS beer. Stout, strong, Texan.
Land Shark beer is also excellent, better than Corona. Great if you want a more mellow beer. A lime does wonders. Rumple Minez is a great stronger Liquor, easy to stomach.
For mixers. 12oz cup. 2 1/2 oz of Jaguar Vodka, X Energy (a smooth strawberry poprock flavor), and a light splash of sweet n sour. Strong yet smooth. With a mild flavor that really masks the strong boose. Plus the caffine offers a unique buzz.
12oz cup, 2oz Hot Damn, 1/2 oz of 100 proof vodka, X Energy, on ice. Strong but tasty with a longer less potentially depressing buzz.
2oz Strawberry, 3oz Lemonaide, 1 1/2oz Mango, 1oz of Cranberry, 2 1/2oz Smeirnoff 100 proof Vodka. Blend into a 16oz smoothie with extra ice. Serve with a shot of Grey Goose. Tastiest way i know to get stinko drunk.
Knob Kreek, Coke, a dash of sugar. My favorite Whiskey Coke combo.
Easiest quickest drink to get most chicks wasted on. Lemon Drops. Highest proof vodka, Sweet n Sour, Sugar, Shake and Chill on ice, Strain into 2 oz shot glasses. Works great. Even with cheap boose it works fine.
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