Vince from ShamWoW has been up to some shady activity. But guess what! He's actually 44 years old! Link with pictures are after the story below.

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MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling).
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

That's awesome. I love how at the end of the article they mention his products and how much they cost. After reading this, I WANT TO BUY THOSE PRODUCTS NOW!

This is awesome! I am disappointed there was no cocaine involved because that would have been totally pimp. Vince of Shamwow smacking hoes is just awesome. I have a new respect for him now. I dont regret buying my shamwows now because I know that money went to buying hookers. It would have been fucking money if after he fucked her he threw her a shamwow and said "clean up and get the fuck out bitch".

That's awesome. That really is some funny shit. I was thinking the same thing though reversed. She tosses him a shamwow to soak up the blood.

I would've punched the fuck outta her too for that shit. WTF is up with that?!? Didn't she want to be eaten out?

For a hooker, she doesn't look like a skeleton. Vince looks rough as hell though. DAYUM!!

I wonder if he gave her a slap chop to the face!

And I bet he was like, "you're gonna love my nuts".

He looks younger because he sold his soul to the devil for eternal youth....for 3 easy payments of SOUL!

I couldn't get over he is 6'3" and 200 lbs, he looks like a really short guy on TV for some reason.  It also has his address on that paper.  Pretty hilarious.

ShamWOW!!!! You can use it to clean any spilled messes! Use it to clean the counters and use it again! It make a great asswiper too! ShamWOW!