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Message started by Psycho Se7eN on 09/16/21 at 05:54:18

Title: I just sucked a fart out of some girls ass hole...
Post by Psycho Se7eN on 09/16/21 at 05:54:18
...so I could fuck her afterwards. And that fart was so wet, there was hardly any resistance when her ass swallowed my dick whole. That's right. I dick punched her fart hole. Wet farts are great lubricant.

Discuss.

BTW, how are you whores doing??

Title: Re: I just sucked a fart out of some girls ass hole...
Post by Magnum on 09/16/21 at 14:44:43
Crappy. Like your shit plugged dickhole.

Take a seat. No one will be with you at all. It's dead in here.

Title: Re: I just sucked a fart out of some girls ass hole...
Post by Psycho Se7eN on 09/16/21 at 18:56:17
Things are that bad here huh.

How is the site still up?

Title: Re: I just sucked a fart out of some girls ass hole...
Post by Road-Kill_3197 on 09/17/21 at 13:22:35

Psycho Se7eN wrote on 09/16/21 at 18:56:17:
How is the site still up?


It's charity work, that way Mort can claim tax exempt every year.

Title: Re: I just sucked a fart out of some girls ass hole...
Post by Psycho Se7eN on 09/18/21 at 00:09:14
Wait so Mort is completely out of the picture?

Title: Re: I just sucked a fart out of some girls ass hole...
Post by Magnum on 09/19/21 at 22:13:01
I don't think he's out the picture completely. It's not like he's around though. This site's domain expired like a week ago or something, and Mosh had to let Mort and Wolfenhex know to get it back up I think. I even lost my Admin status because of it.  :D Not like the site needed any of my help anyway after I nuked half the favorited posts.

Wolfenhex I believe runs the server for this site. (?) There are other newer Admin at the site like Aced-14 that do a better job anyway.

It's kind of like this site is the really old, run down building in a town that is still open or used but, it sure looks like it isn't.

Title: Re: I just sucked a fart out of some girls ass hole...
Post by MoshfieldAsylum on 09/20/21 at 01:48:40

Magnum wrote on 09/19/21 at 22:13:01:
I don't think he's out the picture completely. It's not like he's around though. This site's domain expired like a week ago or something, and Mosh had to let Mort and Wolfenhex know to get it back up I think. I even lost my Admin status because of it.  :D Not like the site needed any of my help anyway after I nuked half the favorited posts.

Wolfenhex I believe runs the server for this site. (?) There are other newer Admin at the site like Aced-14 that do a better job anyway.

It's kind of like this site is the really old, run down building in a town that is still open or used but, it sure looks like it isn't.


;D

Yeah, Wolf provides hosting, Mort just renews the site every couple years, but because auto-renewal is broken and they don't notify Mort about it when the domain goes down, it leaves it up to me to report the problem to Mort before that small window between the site expiring and there being no opportunity to bring it back closes.

As dead as it is here, I still would want this forum up. You didn't accidentally delete all the good posts, Magnum, a few are still around. Plus, it's a true reflection of the fanbase, which is kind of dead. There hasn't been a TM game in almost a decade. What the more active TM communites on social media do is give the comforting illusion that there is a thriving Twisted Metal community when there isn't. ;)
But yeah, TMA probably belongs in a museum, or mausoleum.

Title: Re: I just sucked a fart out of some girls ass hole...
Post by Psycho Se7eN on 09/21/21 at 09:30:44
What a shame. Even when TM news was old and almost non existent, old TMA was very strong. It kept going. I figured it would be that way now. Esp with rumors of a new TM reportedly in the works.


Title: Re: I just sucked a fart out of some girls ass hole...
Post by sweetdk on 09/26/21 at 16:16:43
You're sick!  I bet that fart went through your tiny dick and it's bloating up your insides till one day you burp it out all over you moms cheek when you kiss her goodnight! 

Thanks for keeping TMA alive!

Title: Re: I just sucked a fart out of some girls ass hole...
Post by Toasty on 10/04/21 at 21:52:22

Magnum wrote on 09/19/21 at 22:13:01:
It's kind of like this site is the really old, run down building in a town that is still open or used but, it sure looks like it isn't.


The heroin junky prostitutes are up in the top floor, that run down chinese restaurant is in the middle floor. Then here we are still thinking it's cool to sell vintage computer gear and oddities for a discount.


Psycho Se7eN wrote on 09/21/21 at 09:30:44:
What a shame. Even when TM news was old and almost non existent, old TMA was very strong. It kept going. I figured it would be that way now. Esp with rumors of a new TM reportedly in the works.



Except Dave Jaffe is shooting his credibility in the foot with Sony, last I heard. I've read just now into the possibility of a new TM game. For it to be Free-to-Play or possibly that, sets a bitter taste in my mind to think of it. I'm not even sure I trust who's developing it, because you've got a developer studio who's mostly known for car racing games and only one destruction derby game. They would need the influence and inspiration from old development teams that took on the TM series to give them an idea about what TM is all about.

Especially Jaffe himself, if he's willing to play ball.

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