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Message started by †Adonael on 12/23/15 at 03:45:27

Title: New leadership.
Post by †Adonael on 12/23/15 at 03:45:27
I like this empty, shit stained lot, littered with dirty underwear, dead horses, empty video game cases, vad drawings and horrible puns.

So I hince forth veto all ruling parties of Brawl all the way to Mortimer himself.

Those who do not fall in line will be tied to post and beat with pink floppy dildos.

Title: Re: New leadership.
Post by Muddeh on 12/23/15 at 06:48:15
Sounds like kinky fun!

Title: Re: New leadership.
Post by †Adonael on 12/24/15 at 05:12:11

Title: Re: New leadership.
Post by Magnum on 12/24/15 at 14:31:58
Fuck you.

And I'm the dude with the crown holding you down.

And people say I'm not a nice guy.

I also have a pair of slimy you can suck on. Some quality
shit.

Title: Re: New leadership.
Post by †Adonael on 12/24/15 at 19:26:15
I respect you a lot Magnum. For that reason I'd give you a high position. That or a horse cock.

Title: Re: New leadership.
Post by †Adonael on 12/28/15 at 22:57:24
I deem posting ten or more blogs illegal. Posting one or more grounds for flaming.

Immigration laws will be set up as well to protect our culture and way of life.

Title: Re: New leadership.
Post by Magnum on 12/30/15 at 15:49:18
If I'm going to be in any kind of position of power here, (OMFGLMFAO) I'd better be able to get my pick of Blow Up Dolls. Like get an Orgy going and shit.

And I'd want lots of Apple Juice served. With a side of Horse bacon and Wookiee cum.

Title: Re: New leadership.
Post by †Adonael on 12/31/15 at 00:46:11
You got it. You can be a admin.

Glad we could see eye to eye.

Title: Re: New leadership.
Post by †Adonael on 02/16/16 at 06:03:56
Ehem..

Title: Re: New leadership.
Post by Thrillho on 02/16/16 at 13:07:31
TMHO was the best Twisted Metal.

Title: Re: New leadership.
Post by †Adonael on 02/16/16 at 22:40:02
You are fired. Go home.

Title: Re: New leadership.
Post by †Adonael on 12/04/16 at 07:34:05
I have some new openings here in my cabinet.

Magnum is my right hand and official around here to keep you all in place.

Dumpster baby is the village idiot.

Hellbent is the local Celebrity and Mascot.

Rest of you I don't know what I'm going to do with you.

Title: Re: New leadership.
Post by Magnum on 12/04/16 at 14:34:36
::::steps up to podium:::::

It is with a great honor I take this position in the ranks of leadership at TMA. For many years, I have had a dream that one day I would feel important somehow. That I would somehow be able to transform someplace into my own likeness and being.

Henceforth, I shal enable all new members to have to walk around in dirty underwear for at least a week. Only to show to them The Stuggle of what it means to be an active member at TMA.

For all the females that wander into our illustrious corridors, know that you will be fairly treated, and that anything you do here can, and will get you laid. (seriously. We have some desperate ones here.)

For all of those that decide to come here and sow discourse and poison, let it be known that we as a TMA group will viciously , verbally, vicariously, villify, vou in very vay vossible.

Thanks you all for not throwing anything at me. Fuck off. I'm gonna get laid. 

Title: Re: New leadership.
Post by XIZOR on 12/05/16 at 06:10:42
Everyone knows I run this shit. Stop pretending.

Title: Re: New leadership.
Post by †Adonael on 12/05/16 at 08:53:39
I believe my belt says other wise.

Title: Re: New leadership.
Post by †Adonael on 07/22/18 at 14:57:19
*Cough* Since the population of brawl is at an all time low we are looking to recruit. Rules are as follows:

Must have a good sense of humor.
Must be sarcastic (Optional)
Must be a gorgeous person of the female persuasion (Optional, But preferred.)

And this mandate will also call a mandatory two post a month or you shall be subject to chastisement.

That is all.

Title: Re: New leadership.
Post by Magnum on 07/23/18 at 05:43:07
You'll have to grab some Tinder whore for that.

Whatevers

Title: Re: New leadership.
Post by †Adonael on 07/25/18 at 13:58:30
My mandate seemed to work on a small scale so far.

So who's laughing now Mags.

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