I like this empty, shit stained lot, littered with dirty underwear, dead horses, empty video game cases, vad drawings and horrible puns.

So I hince forth veto all ruling parties of Brawl all the way to Mortimer himself.

Those who do not fall in line will be tied to post and beat with pink floppy dildos.

Sounds like kinky fun!

https://49.media.tumblr.com/894b166a66e7e9c0f09cb8854abae984/tumblr_mlw3340hSs1qmr4aqo1_500.gif

Fuck you.

And I'm the dude with the crown holding you down.

And people say I'm not a nice guy.

I also have a pair of slimy you can suck on. Some quality
shit.

I respect you a lot Magnum. For that reason I'd give you a high position. That or a horse cock.

I deem posting ten or more blogs illegal. Posting one or more grounds for flaming.

Immigration laws will be set up as well to protect our culture and way of life.

If I'm going to be in any kind of position of power here, (OMFGLMFAO) I'd better be able to get my pick of Blow Up Dolls. Like get an Orgy going and shit.

And I'd want lots of Apple Juice served. With a side of Horse bacon and Wookiee cum.

You got it. You can be a admin.

Glad we could see eye to eye.

Ehem..

TMHO was the best Twisted Metal.

You are fired. Go home.

I have some new openings here in my cabinet.

Magnum is my right hand and official around here to keep you all in place.

Dumpster baby is the village idiot.

Hellbent is the local Celebrity and Mascot.

Rest of you I don't know what I'm going to do with you.

::::steps up to podium:::::

It is with a great honor I take this position in the ranks of leadership at TMA. For many years, I have had a dream that one day I would feel important somehow. That I would somehow be able to transform someplace into my own likeness and being.

Henceforth, I shal enable all new members to have to walk around in dirty underwear for at least a week. Only to show to them The Stuggle of what it means to be an active member at TMA.

For all the females that wander into our illustrious corridors, know that you will be fairly treated, and that anything you do here can, and will get you laid. (seriously. We have some desperate ones here.)

For all of those that decide to come here and sow discourse and poison, let it be known that we as a TMA group will viciously , verbally, vicariously, villify, vou in very vay vossible.

Thanks you all for not throwing anything at me. Fuck off. I'm gonna get laid. 

Everyone knows I run this shit. Stop pretending.

I believe my belt says other wise.

*Cough* Since the population of brawl is at an all time low we are looking to recruit. Rules are as follows:

Must have a good sense of humor.
Must be sarcastic (Optional)
Must be a gorgeous person of the female persuasion (Optional, But preferred.)

And this mandate will also call a mandatory two post a month or you shall be subject to chastisement.

That is all.

You'll have to grab some Tinder whore for that.

Whatevers

My mandate seemed to work on a small scale so far.

So who's laughing now Mags.