He's a black guy in a suit.

I bet he beats off onto the bed sheets in the Lincon bedroom. And Lincons ghost is like "Yeah that's right.".

YEA!!! DIS SNIGGITY MCNIGGITY UP IN DIS HIZZLE YO!!!

Ya knows. We's gots deh black prez in dah house yo and you know what mudfucka? He ain't all dat yaknowwhatimsayin? I means...he ain'ts commin from no hood yo. He's just sittin in his house chillin, bangin Michelle in the Ovel office, and leaving ciggerette ashes in the Link room yo.

I wishes I hads a job like dat yo. I'd be givin all ya'll mudfuckas raises and 10 ounce bags of weed yo. A Mercedes in every garage, and a KFC on every table yo.

I could run fo prez like dat fo sure muhnizzle! Let me gather unto me muh niggas and we go campaining!

YO!! VOTE SNIGGITY MCNIGGITY IN 2012 YO!!! YEA!!!! DAT SH8 RIGHT!!!

str8 trippin boy

I think he's black.

All ya'll mudfuckas trippin! Dis boi righ here gots it going on yo. I be str8 up runnin for office. Fo realz!

If you don't vote fo me, I'll be busting out the NAACP on your honkey, rasict asses! Sh8 yo! I'LL FORCE DA VOTE!!

Ya'll better wize up! It's a NWO and we'z takin ova an sh8!

SNIGGITY FO EVA YO!!!! STR8 DOPE SON!!!!

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I don't like Rick Perry just because of his name and his face.

The short name for Richard is Dick. You asshole. Building a F1 track for a corporation using Texan tax dollars, then saying god works through you. I think that qualifies you as a dick Dick Perry. You asshole fucking homosexual.

He looks like one of those bankers that would finalize the papers that make you homeless for missing a loan payment in April, and he'd treat you the same way he did when he was giving you that "amazing" loan to save your house in the first place.

Fake ass puppet mother fucker. I mean Obama and Bush were also puppets but at least they had enough character and stupidity to make a bit of a difference. Rick Perry is complete tool who spends recklessly and considers Christianity the only religion in existence.

I believe Iraq would have probably happened regardless of which president we had. Our government as a whole has an interest in Iraq and i don't even think they needed WMD's as an excuse. It was just a good one at the time considering 9/11 was fresh in everyone's mind.

Still even with my firm beliefs we have not had a president that was actually important since Reagan (scared the commies). It would be nice to see someone get in office that has a degree of genuinely good power. By good power i mean doing something to help our country get out of debt. Or help create more jobs to save the 10% of Americans suffering from unemployment right now.

The sad thing is. Many of the billionaires who exist right now could start companies that could employ that 10%. But it would make them significantly less rich and chances are they would lose more money than they would make.

They just need to stop taxing the shit out of middle class people really. That is how you ruin lives. People get almost to the point of sustaining life for their family and you kick a leg out from under them and they never get back up.

I'm not even in the middle class and i think it's bullshit that people who are literally just on the edge of making a happy life are standing on such fragile legs.

There isn't really such thing as upper middle class. There is a big gap in the tax brackets that make it so that the real life upper middle class are probably business owners or dentists that own their own practice. The difference between lower and upper middle class is that upper middle class people can save for retirement. Or if they are single they can also own some expensive shit and do a few rich people activities like traveling.

The real sad part is the middle class are the ones making most of the money for the upper class. While the lower class cleans the upper classes yards and makes the middle classes fast food. So the upper class are on this untouchable level where they don't even really have to deal with middle or lower class people if they don't feel like it.

Lets face it. How many of you know millionaires?

If you were a billionaire how many friends would you have that are poor or struggling for money?

I like the occupy wall street protests. They may not accomplish anything. But it does send a message that people are starting to get restless with the way our economy is being handled by the government.

There should not be a 10% unemployment rate and thousands of multimillionaires.

How dare you voice your opinion in these free united states of america.

You are not an american if you don't agree with your government and every war the president starts. It sounds like you've been listening to that CRAZY Alex Jones and his conspiracy theories that he passes off as truth. If you don't like how much better this country is getting, then maybe you should move to Mexico like your buddy Ventura did.

You of all people seeing as you are the 1% and getting bailout money should just shut up and let america turn into the best country in the world, Nazi Germany. Hitler tried to protect his people from other evil people. You need to understand what the best president ever is doing.

What person in their right mind wouldn't give up their liberties for security... didn't you know that's how you get more freedom? You are fucking stupid. There are terrorists out there and if you don't give up all your rights we can't stop them and don't give me that bull that Osama attacked us because we're free and said he would bankrupt us in all the wars we would launch to find him. That's another lie and you know it.


Don't even bother to mention your 9-11 conspiracy theories. We all know 15 people with box cutters overpowered healthy bulking texans while defending their wives and children on those planes. Building 7 did not collapse on 911 and it was hit by a plane and later exploded due to a nuke placed there by Osama back when he did the first WTC bombing. So don't give me that bull about bombs placed there by the government. I've heard it all and I'm tired of your kind. All you do is spew lies about our wonderful glorious government.

How dare you make fun of Rick Perrys sexual preference. Who cares that most Republicans have male sexual partners and happen to spend a lot of time with little boys. That's how you learn politics, stupid!

Huh? Wait a minute. So your saying I shouldn't have to live paycheck to paycheck?

So when I lost a shitton of hours at my last job when the reccession really hit hard, my explinations of not making enough money to pay bills was legit? I lost half my salary and was told I was still responsible to pay my debts?

So basicly me still trying to claw up from that pit and seeing no way out is alot of Americans way of life?

No fucking way!

I hope to God I can retire when I'm 90. I MIGHT have enough money to get by if I'm not fucking crippled and shitting my pants. WTF is that shit called? Social Security? Ohhh right....WTF ever.

Just give me my 6 correct numbers on Friday/Tuesday please. That is really my only viable hope to have any kind of decent life without struggling for the rest of it.

Sad really.

The president = puppets on strings. My opinion of course.

He did an awful job he is the cause of the uprise of the 1 million genders, Sjw bullshit, racial apologists and feminism extremists.

You only say that because you are a conservative many people blame just the president because hes the figure head, but theres a whole team of fuck wits sitting behind him that tell him yes or no.

Equinox wrote on 09/07/18 at 16:16:59:

cause of the uprise of the 1 million genders, Sjw bullshit, racial apologists and feminism extremists.

That was actually caused by Tumblr.

Still find it sad that Tumblr is relevant today. Made an account long ago only for porn purposes. When Yahoo purchased it years ago, I figured it would have died but IT STILL HASN'T.

When is Mexico paying for the wall?

When China calls in it's debt.

When are they gonna lock Hillary up?

Man, Obama was the SHIT. Had a real boi in office. I'm not sure about orange orangutan looking fucker. Seems like all he wanna do is touch on unda aged girls.

I'm down for a good rape, but a nigga has to has rules. Ya get me?

This is a unique perspective.

I wonder how many times someone that speaks like they're black, calls someone an Orangutan.   

Who eva said I was black dawg? Don't go assumin peoples gender an shit.

I'm not "kickin' with the homies in da crib" Ya know? Maybe caught too many of them rays. My slanty eye complection got dark.

I saids speaks like a nigga nigga. Jus cause you speaks like one don't means you's black homie. Jus means you all about that profilin and sh8. Hit me up wit dat sh8 yo cuz I'm a mudafuckin ghost. I got's legs so white yo go blind yo.

You's wanna be all about that front hole I can dig dat too yo. Sh8 dawg. Roll dem dreads and git dem spreads.