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Message started by Trichocyst on 06/04/11 at 00:37:49

Title: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Trichocyst on 06/04/11 at 00:37:49
Ahem, I'll start with one that's still fresh- when you've got an active thread with a bunch of interesting contributions, and it happens to disappear for no apparent reason!

ALIEN CONSPIRACY!

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Post by Obliverate on 06/04/11 at 00:39:31
The fact that this thread got deleted.

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Post by Trichocyst on 06/04/11 at 00:41:09
Fat, dumb bitches who bring their toddlers to the cinema with them to watch a movie rated anything from PG-13 to R.

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Post by Kilrgrn on 06/04/11 at 00:44:24
Women with children on leashes.

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Post by Obliverate on 06/04/11 at 00:47:48
Fat pasty chicks that have acne all over their backs yet wear spaghetti straps. Seriously, I need to carry a jug of eye bleach around.

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Post by XIZOR on 06/04/11 at 00:50:12
Hellbent's girlfriend Sophie. She is a whore and she tried to suck every dick at TMA.

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Post by Trichocyst on 06/04/11 at 00:53:15
People who insist a movie that they've never seen or read reviews of is great, simply because it's made a lot of money in its first week.

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Post by LolrusWut on 06/04/11 at 00:57:28
People who think that they're cool because they've wasted dozens of hours on Call of Duty.

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Post by Kilrgrn on 06/04/11 at 01:01:17

Some Dude wrote on 06/04/11 at 00:57:28:
People who think that they're cool because they've wasted dozens of hours on Call of Duty.



People who hate on other games because the people who play those games are douches.

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Post by InfernalDeath on 06/04/11 at 01:01:20

Trichocyst wrote on 06/04/11 at 00:53:15:
People who insist a movie that they've never seen or read reviews of is great, simply because it's made a lot of money in its first week.


That, and those articles talking about how great the film was financially when the prices for tickets are high enough. Well, I guess what annoys me here is that the articles tend to neglect the ticket sales aspect.

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Post by Hellbent on 06/04/11 at 01:07:48
Gamer Ego. Easily the worst part of any gaming website.

Everyone here has shown signs of gamer ego. Some way more than others.

A little gamer ego isn't bad. It promotes competitive gaming and makes things a little more interesting socially. But some people literally have some kind of psychosis going on. They really think nobody here is on their level.

First off being overly proud of your gaming achievments is just silly. Unless you are competeing in real tournaments or something. You are simply pumping up your own ego. It's sad that some people just HAVE to be the king of their chosen hobby.

There are always members that think they are the "biggest gamer" for so many poor reasons.

1. Owning every console. You can't be a hardcore gamer without owning at least one console. But owning all 3 of the current generation consoles? That means you have more disposable income. Not that you are a greater gamer.

2. Having a high ammount of achievments. Even though said players max out terrible/childrens games like Kung Fu Panada and NBA 2005 to boost their scores with easy achievments. Like a real gamer would waste time playing that garbage.

3. Playing more than anyone else. Congratulations, you have more free time than other people.

4. Claiming you are going to dominate at a videogame that has not even been released yet. Making claims about your skill level based on watching videos.

5. Bashing on nothing but AI and claiming you are a skilled player.

6. Calling a game cheap because you skills are only average.

7. Bashing a console because it's simply not your favorite.

8. Complaining about lag only when you are at a disadvantage. Never complaining when it naturally occurs and you don't fail because of it. Prime example would be the host advantage in Gears of War.

9. Rage quitting before a game is over because a player is dominating you and you don't have the skill to beat them.  (try finishing people with X-ray attacks in MK online, they'll disconnect before the animation finishes)



So many more examples. So fucking annoying.

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Post by Sling on 06/04/11 at 01:24:10
When you get a nice big bowl of cereal, eat 1 spoonful and realize the milk is spoiled.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Trichocyst on 06/04/11 at 01:42:44

Hellbent wrote on 06/04/11 at 01:07:48:
Gamer Ego. Easily the worst part of any gaming website.

Everyone here has shown signs of gamer ego. Some way more than others.

A little gamer ego isn't bad. It promotes competitive gaming and makes things a little more interesting socially. But some people literally have some kind of psychosis going on. They really think nobody here is on their level.


So, basically, Sheonite?

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Post by Brian Evol on 06/04/11 at 01:49:51
Sensitive fucks who think everything you post is about THEM.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 06/04/11 at 02:05:28

Trichocyst wrote on 06/04/11 at 01:42:44:
So, basically, Sheonite?



Damn straight Shenonite, Durock, and one other guy who i'm afraid to mention.

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Post by -SCoLD- on 06/04/11 at 02:08:56
Sweet.  I can sleep at night now.

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Post by Hellbent on 06/04/11 at 02:13:33
Haha not untill you delete some replies i assume.

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Post by -SCoLD- on 06/04/11 at 02:21:17
You're right, that 1 post that I deleted today totally made me forget about the 100 posts you've edited and deleted over the years in a Rage Admin mode.  I could edit your next 100 replies and I would only just approach your amount of irresponsibility.

And I told you to keep it on topic, and you failed to listen.  That's like not reading the "CAUTION: COFFEE IS HOT" label and pouring it on your lap.  Never mind, you don't read, bad analogy.

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Post by Spagett on 06/04/11 at 02:34:03
When people delete Random Things That ANNOY you topics!

I'm clever. I demand a cookie~

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Post by -SCoLD- on 06/04/11 at 02:39:40


Too late!

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 06/04/11 at 03:14:21
Hellbent deleting and editing hundreds of replies and posts.

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Post by -SCoLD- on 06/04/11 at 03:21:21
I said a "hundred", but you ARE getting closer :)

EDIT-
I'll add ANYONE editing ANY posts.  Or deleting, for that matter.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 06/04/11 at 03:31:09
At least Xizor and i were doing something about Durock. If that is what you are talking about. You didn't do shit.

Though i admit i should have given Nightshade a phonecall and told him to ban Durock. You didn't even try to email him or anything. You did squat.

Now all of a sudden you are gonna moderate BOTW and make it better? Since when did we ever delete replies for being off topic or insulting?

Or are you referring to the whole Blair thing on old TMA? When the old mods and admin that were there.... You were all too afraid of losing your precious admin and mod status to do anything about Blair. Is that what you are critisizing me over?

Because everyone supported my actions in that circumstance and with Durock.

All i did to you was accidently modify 2 of your replies, and bruise your ego.

All i've seen you do is delete my replies. Even before this mortal kombat bullshit. Good admin work buddy. Lets not split off topic threads, lets just start deleting shit that displeases you. That's the BOTW spirit!




Ooh i got one.

Egotistical admin tainting the spirit of BOTW because they are insulted by my opinion of them.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by -SCoLD- on 06/04/11 at 03:40:43

Hellbent wrote on 06/04/11 at 03:31:09:
At least Xizor and i were doing something about Durock. If that is what you are talking about. You didn't do shit.

Though i admit i should have given Nightshade a phonecall and told him to ban Durock. You didn't even try to email him or anything. You did squat.


If the new definition of squat is "Creating a brand new thread for Durock and PMing NightShade about it", I did squat.

Did you think Durock made that post himself?  Do you need a TMA history book?  I did that.

EDIT - I am also the first one to ever Split a topic.  Thanks for "noticing".

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 06/04/11 at 03:42:59
Oh my mistake i didn't know you moved the thread and sent nightshade a PM.

You're still a post deleting asshole though. Plus Nightshade just now learned about the whole Durock mess. Told him about it over AIM. So perhaps you should try harder to contact him next time.



So what about the hundred replies i unjustly edited?

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Post by Maggot on 06/04/11 at 03:54:49
Arguing over stupid shit.

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Post by -SCoLD- on 06/04/11 at 03:56:30
I split the thread and then merged on topic replies.

This isn't exactly a difficult job like running a bar, I don't have to call NightShade when I split a post.

I'm tired of refreshing your memory.  Use your brain for something constructive, and remember why you lost Mod powers twice.

I'm going to sleep.  And thanks for the asshole comment.  That's the one thing you've said tonight that isn't a stretch.

EDIT - Glad you agree, Maggot.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 06/04/11 at 04:17:39
The fact we are still argueing is stupid i agree.

I've just been posting on BOTW for a long time. So when i see the spirit of BOTW being changed over emotions and drama. Yeah i feel like arguing about it.

You can call me emotional, crazy, or whatever. But i'm not censoring people because of my emotions. I don't delete your replies that antagonize me. I respond to them. I try and deal with it.

You are just sweeping it under the rug and censoring peoples opinions.

If the old BOTW rules don't apply. Then make some rules Scold and post them. Since you are the one who wants to revise what BOTW is to TMA.




Yeah i lost my mod powers because i disagreed with what was being done with BOTW. I was right to do what i did.

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Post by Spagett on 06/04/11 at 04:59:43
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Post by Magnum on 06/04/11 at 10:44:04


Clicking on funny shit and this img comes up.



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Post by Trichocyst on 06/04/11 at 11:35:49
The fact that they replaced Katie Holmes in Batman Begins, with a man in The Dark Knight.

Given a choice between Maggie Gylenhall and a man, Batman might have actually deliberately chosen the man. The man might've had a do-able sister, at least.

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Post by YellowJacket318 on 06/04/11 at 11:39:22
Mag trying to "pull the wool over everyones eyes" to make us think he didn't INTENTIONALLY click on that.

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Post by Trichocyst on 06/04/11 at 11:46:03
Herpes. It makes the idea of short-lived and impromptu flings a lot less appealing to know it just takes a single kiss.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 06/04/11 at 12:50:04
that's what Saran wrap and no sense of humility is for

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Post by Trichocyst on 06/04/11 at 13:14:45
Hypocrites. No need to elaborate on this one, I'm sure we all dislike them. I'd personally prefer someone telling me the truth upfront than saying what they imagine I'd like to hear, but contradicting themselves soon after. I respect honesty.

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Post by Hellbent on 06/04/11 at 14:19:54
Parrots.

Hate em. Unless they say cool shit like "Fuck stick" or "Gobble my nards"

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Post by Trichocyst on 06/04/11 at 14:23:17
Weddings. I don't even know why, really. But I hate going to them, and even seeing them on TV.

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Post by Maggot on 06/04/11 at 17:22:52

Trichocyst wrote on 06/04/11 at 14:23:17:
Weddings. I don't even know why, really. But I hate going to them, and even seeing them on TV.

The Royal Wedding was the worst. I just ignored it for the most part.

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Post by Brian Evol on 06/04/11 at 19:33:47
For the record, I put Blair on moderation once on old TMA and Mort took him back off. I never bothered to try again.

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Post by Trichocyst on 06/04/11 at 21:52:04
When you start your 24 hours at work with your shoe's sole ripping off. It's a bitch, I'll assure you.

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Post by Brian Evol on 06/04/11 at 21:54:40
Dumbshit assholes who don't bother to read what the post is about and just post whatever the fuck they want.

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Post by Hellbent on 06/05/11 at 03:19:52
Assholes who try to change the chaotic and pure nature of BOTW by deleting, moving, and organizing it.

If you want to change this part of the site. Then stop calling it BOTW.

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Post by Kilrgrn on 06/05/11 at 17:24:49
Uninvited guests.

People just come over, WITHOUT calling, and expect ME to drop whatever the fuck it is that I'm doing so I can pay attention to them.

No thanks man, I'm going to continue to play on my fucking computer and you can suck my dick.

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Post by XIZOR on 06/05/11 at 18:20:31
Fucking old people. They really serve no purpose whatsoever in todays ever changing world. They can't drive and they don't understand any of the new technology around them. They can't even figure out how to pay with a debit card. Credit cards are not new you fucking idiots. They always slide the card every way but the right way, and they cannot figure out how to punch in a pin number and complete the transaction. Its like a fucking rubics cube to them.

Instead most of them just opt for paying with a check which takes forever for them to write and then they have to organize every little thing in their purse, further holding up the line. They are oblivious at how fucking long they are taking to do everything and they don't even realize what's going on around them. Im sitting there pushing a whole fucking line of huge shit into the front of the store and this old dude just stands right in the doorway like he is the only fuck on earth and I know he had to have heard that huge line of metal and wheels coming up behind him. It was like sitting on a train track not seeing or hearing a train coming.

They have not a clue how this world really works and how much different the way of life is in modern society. They act shocked at seeing couples living together that aren't married, they don't understand the internet and why we live on our super phones, the always want to talk about the weather or quote scripture like they are the only things that matter.

Seriously fucking die old people. There is nothing more for you to contribute to us or the human race.

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Post by Kilrgrn on 06/05/11 at 19:00:04

XIZOR wrote on 06/05/11 at 18:20:31:
the always want to talk about the weather or quote scripture like they are the only things that matter.


My father is a very old man, he does this as well.

He wonders why I never answer his phone calls. When I talk to someone, it's because I want substance with my conversation.

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Post by Mr.slam on 06/05/11 at 22:07:25
Honestly I'm just scared that we're going to turn out like that one day. I mean my god the way technology is these days there going to have fucking hover cars and time machines or some shit like that.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 06/06/11 at 02:42:37
getting old and feeble is a fear of mine. as soon as I'm shitting myself and confined to eating Jello and pudding, I'm gonna swallow the business end of a shotgun and pull the trigger

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Post by Maggot on 06/06/11 at 04:41:44
Dying used to be my biggest fear. Now I'm not as scared of it as I used to be.

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Post by Hellbent on 06/06/11 at 04:46:09
Haha i'm sorry but every time i see you reply i think of Batman punching his Grandmother. That batman has a "shit i just punched grandma" look on his face.

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Post by Maggot on 06/06/11 at 19:19:12

Hellbent wrote on 06/06/11 at 04:46:09:
Haha i'm sorry but every time i see you reply i think of Batman punching his Grandmother. That batman has a "shit i just punched grandma" look on his face.

Okay, that's starting to annoy me too.

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Post by Spagett on 06/06/11 at 20:25:57

Hellbent wrote on 06/06/11 at 04:46:09:
Haha i'm sorry but every time i see you reply i think of Batman punching his Grandmother. That batman has a "shit i just punched grandma" look on his face.

;D lol'd even though that's really mean.

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Post by Trichocyst on 06/07/11 at 18:41:26
Birds that swoop and peck your head. Seriously, there were two birds who had a nest near the building in which I work, and they swooped down to attack anyone who walked near their nest- which happened to be right next to the walkway.

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Post by Hellbent on 06/07/11 at 19:27:53
I'm sorry but punching your grandma is like a shower rape. It's horrible but it's pretty funny when you picture it in your imagination.

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Post by Trichocyst on 06/07/11 at 19:29:40
Have you ever considered a larger batman thumb, Maggot? I keep thinking this when I see your posts:


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Post by Maggot on 06/07/11 at 19:57:36

Trichocyst wrote on 06/07/11 at 19:29:40:
Have you ever considered a larger batman thumb, Maggot? I keep thinking this when I see your posts:

That's the only Batman thumb I found though.

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Post by Trichocyst on 06/07/11 at 21:47:22
No way, man. Just refine your methods.

This is a Google search for Batman: The Dark Knight (my favourite of his appearances in the media).

http://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1GPCK_enTT369TT369&q=batman+the+dark+knight&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1440&bih=809

This is one that I selected randomly.

http://www.ilovesubstance.com/images/movies/the_dark_knight_batman_movie_poster.jpg


You can use the URL at the top of the bar when you click "full size image", or if you use a browser like Google Chrome, you can simply right click any image and select "Copy Image URL".

Then paste it here to use it as you please:



It's easy enough to experiment with Temp TMA's thumbnail URL to find one that looks good when automatically sized down (and using an image that allows hotlinking).

Have fun. lol not trying to be pedantic, just to help.

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Post by King Kill on 06/07/11 at 22:44:14
EVERYTHING and EVERYONE (literally).

I hate all of you.



Tacos,
K.K.

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Post by Magnum on 06/08/11 at 08:12:22
I don't think he knows how to work TMA's format Trich. How annoying....... ::)

We hate you too Kill. Just STFU and stew for another damn rant later ok?

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Post by Paint-It-Blak on 06/09/11 at 00:26:27
The fact that Nintendo can come up with all this new hardware like the 3DS and Wii U but can't make a new Starfox game that's not a remake.

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Post by XIZOR on 06/09/11 at 01:34:56
Nintendo's reign is officially over now. They struck gold with the Wii and the DS but the gold rush done with and dried up. Its going to be all downhill from here. I love how Nintendo's stock dropped after their conference the other day.

I think casual consumers were confused and put off by what they saw from the Wii U. It definitely wasn't the proper way to show off a new console. They can't gimmick their way into another console cycle, not to mention, most casual gamers just bought Wii or DSwhatever even in the last year or two so they will see no reason to buy yet another Nintendo console when they don't even know what it is and it will likely retail for much more than the Wii did at launch. They need more hardcore games that aren't a port of 360 and PS3 games. I think people are starting to get tired of the Mario spam when their other titles like Metroid Other M failed hard.

Nintendo needs some NEW franchises just like Microsoft, only on a whole new level. I think they have banked on Mario, Donkey Kong, Metroid, or whatever other tired franchise for FAR to long. If you want to keep that stuff, fine, but ADD stuff. Add hardcore games or more mature games that are exclusive to the brand. I'm sorry, but I've outgrown Mario and all the other shit long ago.

Not to mention, they never really innovate these properties or make any leaps as far as gameplay and graphics like most people would expect. I think I could totally play a new Mario game if it felt truly new. They just take baby steps with each new iteration of a franchise, changing almost nothing just slightly updated the graphics. Maybe with a more powerful console now, they might try this because the "real" gaming landscape left them behind 10 years ago.

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Post by Trichocyst on 06/09/11 at 13:05:48
The fact that the Wii features the remote and nunchuck by default, makes it harder to design a widely appealing game. Either you have a game that is very well designed for those 3D controllers, but it simply doesn't appeal to the gamer who hates that motion sensor sort of gameplay (like me!), or you have a game which is well-designed from an objective point of view, but needs an ordinary controller to get the most out of it, and not everyone has invested in alternative controllers (I haven't, myself).

To me, it seems that Nintendo typically aims for the first scenario and therefore suffers from its inherent problems. And you can't really blame them- the remote and nunchuck is the Wii's "thing".

I prefer how their competitors did it: IF you want that sort of motion-sensing gaming experience, then invest in a separate controller and add-on for your console. Otherwise, it's business as usual.

I only bought my Wii for games like Zelda, Mario and Mario Kart, so I didn't really lose out. Especially since it's backward compatible for Gamecube games, so I could always get old Gamecube games (with a Gamecube controller) and enjoy that. But other people who didn't get their Wii for specific titles as I did, would probably be disappointed to see better games being released on the other consoles.

Zelda has always been the best Nintendo game for me, not really Mario, especially the newer titles. It can appeal to both young and mature gamers, which isn't something that Mario has done as well. If Nintendo really wanted to make a statement, I'd say that Zelda would be a good way to go.

A kickass Zelda title could potentially cause me to invest in a new Nintendo console, just for that.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 06/10/11 at 23:28:11
as far as the Wii goes, my experience is limited bc.. well.. I lose interest while playing the damn thing. I dont even own one, yet I'm bored of it already. Mario Party is probably the most fun I've had on it, and that's only with multiple ppl, obviously. the two RE games are flacid and boring, which is a horrible disappointment bc I thought it'd be something new and innovative. NOPE. but the two House of the Dead games I bought for my kid for X-Mas.. pure enjoyment. in the end, I'm not planning on getting a Wii.. but the gf is, and both kids seem excited for it, so I can't really argue

other than that, what Xizor said was pretty spot-on. the same tired out, whored out franchises for almost 30 yrs? no.. no thank you

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Post by Hellbent on 06/11/11 at 04:11:27
I thought they had the best numbers because they sold the least expensive hardware with the highest appeal to children and parents. With Zelda and Metroid to lure in people who liked the NES/SNES.

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Post by Trichocyst on 06/11/11 at 11:21:05
The Wii was only cheap on the surface though. As in, your starting price is low... but you're often going to have to put out more money for extra peripherals or controls and such. When you add it together, 10 typical games with a Wii is probably equivalent to investing similarly with a PS3.

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Post by King Kill on 06/11/11 at 17:35:45
People that park like this...




The name of the new Wii system. "U" and "2" both sound the same and have the same number of syllables (which is one), so why not just call it Wii 2? Where the hell does the "U" come from?? Maybe they thought that would be too easy or generic or something. Maybe that wanted to be unique and pick some random stupid letter to put next to it. It's ok, I'm tired of Nintendo anyway at this point. Stupid name.

Vita is a stupid name too but I could easily see it growing on me.

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Post by Trichocyst on 06/11/11 at 17:46:48
It's annoying to begin a game and have literally a hundred characters to choose from. I don't know if many will agree with me on this, but that's just ridiculous to me.

If they're all different and unique, then fine, it's good... but still means there'll be the frustration of having to try them all out before choosing a favourite.

If there are a hundred different characters whose only real differences lie in their appearances, it's going to be doubly frustrating because you're likely to still need to try them all out before you realize it.

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Post by Obliverate on 06/11/11 at 18:11:17
U as in, You.
It's 1 player.

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Post by Trichocyst on 06/11/11 at 23:04:16
When they swap a longstanding actor or actress playing a particular part on television or in a film series, and they pretend that nothing ever happened.

I'm thinking of you, second sequel to The Mummy.

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Post by Hellbent on 06/12/11 at 08:49:15

Trichocyst wrote on 06/11/11 at 11:21:05:
The Wii was only cheap on the surface though. As in, your starting price is low... but you're often going to have to put out more money for extra peripherals or controls and such. When you add it together, 10 typical games with a Wii is probably equivalent to investing similarly with a PS3.



True. But you spend more money on a PS3 and about only 10 bucks less per PS3 controler. I agree the controlers were a ripoff. but they were only getting you for about 10 bucks more than Sony or Microsoft are.

If you look at the cost of the actual hardware compared to the controlers the Wii is still cheaper than the PS3 or 360. Especially at launch. Keeping in mind with each console you would only need a max of 3 controllers since each console came with one.

At the Wii's launch it was $259.99. Wii Motes were $40.00, Nunchucks were $20.00

During that time Premium 360's were $349.99. Controlers being $50 for the wireless, $70 for Wireless with Recharable batttery, and $40 for Wired. $19 bucks for additional headsets. Add an extra $19 bucks if you want rechargable battery kit for the controler your console came with.

PS3's were $599 and the controlers if i remember corrrectly were 70.00. With Blue Tooth headsets going for $39.99, but i don't believe the consle came with one.




Now Wii's are $149.99. 360's are $249.99. and PS3's are $299.99.

I believe the PS3 controlers have gone down a little. I see Six Axis controlers on sale for $51.99. and Duel Shock 3 controlers for $31.99.

360 and Wii controlers are still the same price. Except the 360 wireless is less expensive but has been replaced with what is essnetially a better design at the same old price. So we'll just count that as the "premium" controler"

$230 for the Wii with a full set of controlers (320 if you got 4 classic controlers too). Wii motion + seems to be in the controlers at this point so i'm not going to count that as a price factor.

$370 for a 360 with a full set of wired controllers. 740 if you got all wireless, rechargable, with headsets. 890 if you also got a Kinect.

$420 for a PS3 with 3 Duel Shock controlers, 450 if you are getting Six Axis. 610 if you are getting blue tooth headsets for each of them. 830 if you also got Move controlers.

Also once you buy a Gameboy, a Gameboy Advance, or a Nintendo DS. That's all. There is nothing more to buy besides games.

So even if you bought a Wii with a full set of controlers and just played Wii Sports. You would spend about 20 bucks more than you would on a single PS3 with no games.

Also games are typically $10 cheaper on the Wii

That's why the Wii beat the shit out of the 360 and PS3. Parents calculate that shit out the minute they see the pricetags.





Oh and the real screw job?

The raw cost of a Wiimote is about 7 bucks

The raw cost of a Nunchuck is about 4 bucks

The raw cost of a Six Axis is about 12 bucks.

The raw cost of a 360 controler is about 7 bucks

I also bet the raw cost of a Playstation Move system is a hellova lot less than the 250 you would spend on a Move set and 3 remotes.

Kinect might actually sell for a loss. I don't know how expensive all the technology used in that one could really be. IR cameras and shit dont sound as cheap as an analog stick. But it wouldn't shock me if it only cost them around 40 or 50 bucks to build one of those things.

The prices of the controlers would not be such a huge deal if they went down in cost as the consoles did. But they don't and they become just as cheap if not more cheap to produce than the consoles.

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Post by YJ318 on 06/12/11 at 09:17:56
HB where are you getting DualShock 3s for $31.99?  Pick one up for me, I'll paypal you lol.. they're still $54.99 up here!

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Post by Hellbent on 06/12/11 at 09:26:38
http://www.amazon.com/PlayStation-3-Dualshock-Wireless-Controller/dp/B0015AARJI

It'll cost you more if you want Pink or Green though.

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Post by Trichocyst on 06/12/11 at 12:24:24
@Hellbent, true and I should note that of the 3 consoles, the Wii was actually the first that I'd bought myself. I didn't bother with anything X-box because there isn't any X-box exclusive that I am interested in, and I got the PS3 a little while after the Wii when prices fell a bit.

I don't regret getting my Wii actually. For the reasons I got it, I haven't been disappointed. And even though I said that it could be expensive cumulatively, it doesn't apply to me as much because I don't have a lot of local multiplayer, and not all of the games I wanted required a special accessory.

On another note, here's another annoyance- when you're enjoying a video on YouTube or any similar site, and it cuts before it actually ends.

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Post by Hellbent on 06/12/11 at 17:43:15

Trichocyst wrote on 06/12/11 at 12:24:24:
  On another note, here's another annoyance- when you're enjoying a video on YouTube or any similar site, and it cuts before it actually ends.


If you keep more than one video open it can do that. Usually a memory issue.

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Post by Trichocyst on 06/12/11 at 19:25:32
Nah, the one I was referring to was a case of the video clip itself that was uploaded had been prematurely cut by the uploader.

But that's good to know though, I do surf with multiple tabs open.

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Post by Magnum on 06/13/11 at 07:39:37
Actually, the damn advertisements they force you to watch on some videos. I know that they got to make their money but shit man, it can get rediculous at times.

Other websites have followed suit with that too. Some worse than others.

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Post by Hellbent on 06/13/11 at 10:23:21
I don't mind em so much. The commercials longer than 30 or 15 seconds let you skip them.

I'd rather the advertisment be before the video then for the entire website to be drowning in flash advertisments. Raping my CPU to the point that all i can do is watch that single webpage. Or else internet explorer can't keep up and it'll choke untill i unzoom it.

It's not even like my computer is all that slow. I can run Gears of War on it and it runs far better than it does on the 360. Same for Crysis 2.

Lets face it though. They dont HAVE to have those ads there. They are reaching for low hanging fruit and cashing in on paid advertisment. What they should so is offer a premium youtube service.

You know. Premium servers so that 1080P video can buffer without the video pausing. No ads before videos. Perhaps some other enhanced services.

I find it hard to complain about Youtube though. What an awesome website right? I mean i can upload videos over 4 hours long and up to 20gb in size. They don't even charge me for it! It's pretty sweet that they can host all that 1080P HD video for me for free. As well as allowing me to embed it onto any webpage i want. What an awesome website Youtube is.

You know what? They deserve that money. The ads only play infront of certain videos anyways. It may be more the fault of the person who owns the video than it is Youtubes. As they offer certain promotional shits for your videos. It may have something to do with the video poster trying to promote or somehow make money off their own video.

I love that i can upload full 720P playthroughs of Killing Floor and C&C Generals. I absolutely love recording my self playing through a game. So great to rewind and watch those bad ass "holy shit that was like an action movie" moments. Or the "Holy shit you literally killed every single player in less than 2 minutes with the weak grenade launcher and took all of their weapons!". Good times.

Damn man. Now i want to run some UT2004 and record that. That game had the most epic multiplayer ever. Even the console port wasnt bad with the exceptions of the complete lack of vehicle and vehicle based modes.

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Post by Trichocyst on 06/18/11 at 21:12:06
I hate that one idiot who is driving 20 kmph below the speed limit, and keeping back traffic a whole town away on the highway.

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Post by CrimsonTooth on 06/19/11 at 02:25:10
glee, the Tv Series

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Post by PureNRG on 06/19/11 at 19:27:10

Trichocyst wrote on 06/18/11 at 21:12:06:
20kmph

not being a dick, but what metric unit do they use in Trinidad for speed? that confuses me a lil

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Post by RoaDiE on 06/19/11 at 20:09:47

The Dizaster Child wrote on 06/19/11 at 19:27:10:
not being a dick, but what metric unit do they use in Trinidad for speed? that confuses me a lil



kmph.....

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Post by Kilrgrn on 06/19/11 at 20:11:34

RoaDiE wrote on 06/19/11 at 20:09:47:
kmph.....



Kilometres

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Post by PureNRG on 06/19/11 at 20:21:21
I'm used to seeing it as 'kph'.. didn't know if he slipped on the keys lol.. sorry to bug ya, dude

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Post by Trichocyst on 06/21/11 at 13:45:23
Ah, sorry been away from home, so now seeing this! Yeah, I meant kilometres per hour. lol We use the metric system, but we used to use the imperial system about 50 years ago, so sometimes you see a bit of both as a result of that.

I think km/h is actually the correct thing technically (both km and h are the standard symbols for kilometre and hour, respectively in the metric system), but different cars have different things sometimes. Mine personally has kmph.

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Post by Hellbent on 06/21/11 at 16:43:09
I hate it when people think that intentionally not giving me important information isn't lieing.

To me that's just saying "Hey i can't be trusted. Cut all contact with me immedietly."

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Post by Trichocyst on 06/21/11 at 19:06:37
Yeah, lying by selective omission pretty much remains lying.

I hate people who smile to your face, but have a different series of things to say behind your back.

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Post by Reaper on 06/21/11 at 19:42:50

Trichocyst wrote on 06/21/11 at 19:06:37:
I hate people who smile to your face, but have a different series of things to say behind your back.

Fuck 'em if they can't talk their shit to your face.

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Post by Trichocyst on 06/21/11 at 20:24:52
Haha i'm actually the type of person who will tell them exactly what you just said.

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Post by Kilrgrn on 06/21/11 at 21:07:48
I hate people who insert themselves into your life.

I have private matters of my own I hate sharing and it's my prerogative if I choose to do so.

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Post by Hellbent on 06/21/11 at 21:46:11
I hate the term Handi Capable.

You are not capable hot wheels, take the elevator.

Also why do their chairs have handles if i'm not supposed to push them when they are going too slow? I'm doing him a favor. He should be grateful.

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Post by Trichocyst on 06/22/11 at 10:44:51
"No win" situations. I'm entitled to 14 days sick leave a year, and I called in to say I couldn't make it to work because I was sick, being sure to call early so they could replace me without a problem... and still found myself subjected to harassment for not being able to make it.

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Post by XIZOR on 06/22/11 at 13:17:02
I got fired from a job for that one time. It was complete bullshit. I had been there every fucking day on time and did my job. Never called out or anything, then one day I had a family emergency and I called out at least 3-4 hours before my shift. Came in the next day and the guy says "I don't need you". The problem is the guy I worked for had been working there forever and had dedicated his life to this shitty job and he expected everyone else to as well.

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Post by Paint-It-Blak on 06/22/11 at 13:24:02
Half of my co-workers.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 06/22/11 at 13:27:36
I've been fired for not showing up when called in on my day off.

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Post by Reaper on 06/22/11 at 14:45:30

Trichocyst wrote on 06/22/11 at 10:44:51:
"No win" situations. I'm entitled to 14 days sick leave a year, and I called in to say I couldn't make it to work because I was sick, being sure to call early so they could replace me without a problem... and still found myself subjected to harassment for not being able to make it.

Those strawberries aren't going to pick themselves...

I was let go at my last job for completely and utterly going off on my boss. I don't get angry easily, but little shit you do will stack up with me. And that day he finally reached his limit. It got to the point where he wanted me off the property, I sat down, lit a newport, put my feet up and said: "Make me."

Yep, my famous last words. Looking forward to doing that as a teacher someday.

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Post by Trichocyst on 06/22/11 at 18:40:13
hahaha that's classic. I have a similar temper though, I don't flare up quickly but it does sort of build up within me over time. So I figure it's just a matter of time before I have a similar confrontation...

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Post by Magnum on 06/23/11 at 08:14:54
"No win" situations. I'm entitled to 14 days sick leave a year, and I called in to say I couldn't make it to work because I was sick, being sure to call early so they could replace me without a problem... and still found myself subjected to harassment for not being able to make it.

Yea? I had that problem too. So you know WTF I did?

I came in sick. Snot running down my nose, sneezing everywhere and not covering my nose, coughing too, all the while going..."Damn....I feel like shit."

So guess WTF the boss that gave me shit last time says? "WHY ARE YOU HERE IF YOUR SICK?!?!"

"Ohhhhhh! Last time I called out, you gave me a bunch of shit for it so I figured next time you wanted me to SHARE it with everyone!!!!"

I sure as fuck did too. For the whole month people were calling out with the same cold. Fucking loved it. I didn't give a rats ass they were upset with me. I just simply asked "When you called out, did you get talked down for it?" alot of them said yes. I said well.....that why I came in sick. Now look at everyone calling out. It was a small company so when people called out sick again, noone got shit for it anymore after that.

Another thing that really aggrivates me is what Xizor said but with a twist. I don't care WTF job you got, or how much money you make. I cannot stand when the people above you like bosses, supervisors or CEO's have the attitude twards you that "You should be gratefull you HAVE a job" You should be thankfull your working here! This company does so much for you in my eyes so, you'd better be gratefull or we can easily replace you.

We as a company talk all this bullshit about how we love to hear your comments about inproving things, but don't say a fucking thing because your just being a little whiny bitch and get back to work. And we treat you like shit because we get a rise out of it, but we're such an awesome company to work for.

And by dammit.....you better work fucking hard. Your performance can only go up and if it slips a little......we need to know why, and no reason given is going to get you out of you possibly goofing off. Everyone of you guys are always goofing off in some form or another, but we don't say it because it's not compliant.

Fuck. Where'd this rant come from? Hey Xizor......quit pissing me off dammit!

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Post by King Kill on 06/23/11 at 13:20:58
"Called out"?

Don't you mean " called in"? I've never heard anyone "call out" sick before. I've heard of people calling in sick. Is that a popular thing to say where you live? I'm, uh, "calling out sick".

"calling out"

Weird.

That new US Cellular commercial that play on the radio 1000 times a day. That guys voice irritates me so bad I have to immediately either change the station or turn the volume down.  

Little girls that write "Jesus loves you" in chalk on the sidewalk. What the hell is that, that's just wrong. Little girls aren't supposed to think about Jesus unless they're being brainwashed.

"Calling out" sick haha. It'll take me awhile to get over that. You fuckin people. So strange.

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Post by -SCoLD- on 06/23/11 at 13:45:03
I've heard it both ways.  Living in both North and South I've heard lots of things.  The one that I can't get over is the redneck saying "Cut the light off" or "Cut the light on".  That is such a stupid saying.

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Post by XIZOR on 06/23/11 at 13:54:15
Yes, this seems to be a northern thing. Magnum and SynthR both say they will be "out" tonight when referring to playing games on xbox Live with me which used to confuse the shit out of me because what that is supposed to mean is that they are going "out" tonight. When I'm going to be on Live I just say "I'll be on tonight", not "I'll be out tonight". Fucking ass backwards Yankee shit.

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Post by YJ318 on 06/23/11 at 16:09:47
Coming from RI I can verify that I "calling out" is correct up here.. the justification is that you're calling out meaning you're going to be out of work..  the statement refers to being out of work, not the physical action of actually calling into the place of business.. make sense?

As far as "being out on XB", Mag's just fucked up lol.. if I'm gonna be ON PSN I say, "I'll be on later" or whatnot..

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Post by Obliverate on 06/23/11 at 16:12:35

YJ318 wrote on 06/23/11 at 16:09:47:
Coming from RI I can verify that I "calling out" is correct up here.. the justification is that you're calling out meaning you're going to be out of work..  the statement refers to being out of work, not the physical action of actually calling into the place of business.. make sense?

As far as "being out on XB", Mag's just fucked up lol.. if I'm gonna be ON PSN I say, "I'll be on later" or whatnot..

This, unless you're calling in to work to call out.

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Post by Magnum on 06/24/11 at 08:09:11
WTF is this? This gonna be the "soda" or "pop" debate again? Fucking soda GOD DAMMIT!!  

I've changed the way I say I'll be ON tonight. I cap it because it'll make sure you guys get it. When I say I'd be "out" tonight, it meant I was gonna hang OUT with you guys to have some fun. It is a northern thing, and I'm originally from upstate NY. Even the people in MD say 'out" not "in" and this is considered the "south?"  

You have to be in some kind of redneck country to get "cut the light off" here. I've only heard that a few times and it was all in some rual, really redneck areas.

I will say this. Working in the city gives me a chance to hear all the new slang from dah hood. I'm always up to date on that.  

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Post by Trichocyst on 06/30/11 at 21:51:09
haha that's priceless, Magnum! I've got to try that next time, I think it'll help set a good precedent for when we all happen to get sick.

Here's someone I can't stand: Nicky Minaj. I need to Google her history and see if she's retarded, or if she just sings that way.

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Post by SpeedinSpecter on 07/01/11 at 00:56:41
The only time I've heard "cut the light out", was when I was literally cutting a light out of the ceiling, and I'm from PA, which is full of the weirdest words you'll ever hear.

Yinz know what I'm talking about, right?

Anyways, an aggraviting thing is people living on welfare, while not actually working, looking for work, and have no intention of working, and go to the grocery store and buy candy and energy drinks.  I mean, WTF?  That's a waste of tax money.

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Post by PureNRG on 07/01/11 at 01:20:24
or when they use that welfare money to buy shrimp, steak, and beer. motherfuckers eat better than I do, busting my ass 50 hrs a week. or when they somehow manage to drive a brand new car.. someone explain that one to me..

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Post by Magnum on 07/01/11 at 08:38:56
It doesn't need to be explained. It's one of those pink elephant things modern society doesn't seem to want to discuss, or see. (except for here at TMA of course) We all know it's there, and have heard but, it's an urban legend to those who don't actually "see" it.

I like the ones who are on the corner begging, and they're wearing nicer sneakers than I have. Mmmmmmm...interesting.  

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Post by King Kill on 07/01/11 at 13:39:25
Making a post stating you won't be around much for awhile and then continuing to post 4 times a day.

People at McDonald's that make their kids pray aloud before they eat their chicken mcnuggets. I've seen if before and it really disgusts me. McDonald's IS NOT A HOUSE OF PRAYER. It's a place for sinners to eat in peace.

Fat dudes with back hair that walk or drive around shirtless.

When a giant picture frame falls on your face in the middle of the night when youre sleeping

When I see a beauituful woman that I want for my self only to see her ugly butt  Fuck boyfriend walk up. You just give me the word, baby and ill smash that fucker. I'm better than him. I've got it going on and I can prove it, baby.

The entire state of Oklahoma. Cesspool of rednecks.

The new Arby's theme song, "It's good mood food" puts me in a bad mood dude.

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Post by Kilrgrn on 07/01/11 at 18:10:23
Men who are more whiny than the women they blame for everything.

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Post by Hellbent on 07/01/11 at 20:37:49
Shut up you cunt.

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Post by Kilrgrn on 07/01/11 at 20:45:54
<3

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Post by Hellbent on 07/01/11 at 20:46:44
You know you love it baby.

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Post by Magnum on 07/02/11 at 11:08:25
Ohhh sorry. Didn't mean to have any free time.

Maybe at the end of the month I can stand by my word.

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Post by Psycho Se7eN on 07/02/11 at 13:35:18
People that have to jump in front of you while driving, only to have them driving 10 miles under the speed limit and not paying attention to the road.

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Post by Trichocyst on 07/02/11 at 13:45:40

wrote on 07/02/11 at 13:35:18:
People that have to jump in front of you while driving, only to have them driving 10 miles under the speed limit and not paying attention to the road.


The same. Always find myself wishing I could ram them off the road.

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Post by -SCoLD- on 07/02/11 at 14:26:01

Trichocyst wrote on 07/02/11 at 13:45:40:
The same. Always find myself wishing I could ram them off the road.


People that make a right to get in front of you at the LAST MINUTE, causing you to use the brake because they refuse to accelerate at an acceptable pace knowing they did that shit last minute.  Then, low and behold, 1 or 2/10s of a mile later, they make the next left they can, and refuse to use the on-coming traffic lane even if no one is coming.  Or brake down to 15 before turning.  I can take a turn going 30 and I suggest you learn how to do the same.  When I lived on a US highway in VA, I could turn onto my gravel road from the left lane (my driveway was on the right), and turn into it going 35-45.  Man up.

This happened especially in VA.  People in Philly know how to drive for the most part, and accelerate properly.

Another one, people that come to complete stop on an ON RAMP.  It's an on ramp, you are merging with people going 65-70.  You aren't going to do it going 10.  You know what a synonym for ON RAMP is?  ACCELERATION RAMP.  As soon as I know I am joining a highway, and no one is in front of me, I am getting as close to 70 as I can.  I do not worry about the right lane of the highway until I can see it and/or am next to it.

Here's one more...people that complain about things that are going on here at TMA and are subliminal about it.  See the last sentence of my first paragraph.

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Post by Trichocyst on 07/02/11 at 14:40:36
Yeah I always speak my mind, it's much easier.

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Post by PureNRG on 07/02/11 at 15:32:29

-SCoLD- wrote on 07/02/11 at 14:26:01:
People that make a right to get in front of you at the LAST MINUTE, causing you to use the brake because they refuse to accelerate at an acceptable pace knowing they did that shit last minute.  Then, low and behold, 1 or 2/10s of a mile later, they make the next left they can, and refuse to use the on-coming traffic lane even if no one is coming.  Or brake down to 15 before turning.  I can take a turn going 30 and I suggest you learn how to do the same.  When I lived on a US highway in VA, I could turn onto my gravel road from the left lane (my driveway was on the right), and turn into it going 35-45.  Man up.

This happened especially in VA.  People in Philly know how to drive for the most part, and accelerate properly.

Another one, people that come to complete stop on an ON RAMP.  It's an on ramp, you are merging with people going 65-70.  You aren't going to do it going 10.  You know what a synonym for ON RAMP is?  ACCELERATION RAMP.  As soon as I know I am joining a highway, and no one is in front of me, I am getting as close to 70 as I can.  I do not worry about the right lane of the highway until I can see it and/or am next to it.

Here's one more...people that complain about things that are going on here at TMA and are subliminal about it.  See the last sentence of my first paragraph.


I can agree with all of this.. aside from ppl in Philly knowing how to drive. no they don't. I've been there enough and seen enough shitty drivers there. also, the on-ramps.. I refer to them as legal drag strips, bc this is the one place where there is technically no speed limit. but ppl seem to think that the 35mph off-ramp speed applies to the on-ramp as well, which is stupid considering common sense dictates that you need to get your ass up to interstate speed ASAP

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Post by Reaper on 07/02/11 at 17:40:13

-SCoLD- wrote on 07/02/11 at 14:26:01:
Here's one more...people that complain about things that are going on here at TMA and are subliminal about it.  See the last sentence of my first paragraph.

Who is being subliminal? The thread in which that discussion was taking place ended with a speech about how we should be ashamed of ourselves and then locked without a chance to retort. No sense in starting a new thread about it, or derailing this one.

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Post by Kilrgrn on 07/02/11 at 17:50:21
Mmm, let the butthurt flow, Reaper.

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Post by Psycho Se7eN on 07/02/11 at 17:53:41
Here we go again

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Post by Kilrgrn on 07/02/11 at 17:54:56
Okay, I'll bite.


Those who think recycling is a waste of time. Like it means nothing.

Every little bit makes a difference.

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Post by TMShan88 on 07/02/11 at 18:00:00
hippies

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Post by PureNRG on 07/02/11 at 18:04:21

Kilrgrn wrote on 07/02/11 at 17:54:56:
Okay, I'll bite.


Those who think recycling is a waste of time. Like it means nothing.

Every little bit makes a difference.

cant agree with this one enough

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Post by Obliverate on 07/02/11 at 18:31:57
Even worse is when the recycling can is RIGHT NEXT TO the trash can. Will you ever need those .2 seconds?

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Post by Kilrgrn on 07/02/11 at 19:00:52
I remember, back in high school there were recycling cans right next to every garbage can. Some kid was about to throw his Pepsi bottle in the garbage, and I called out and pointed to the recycling bin next to him. He then proceeded to throw the Pepsi bottle away, and put his hamburger wrapper in the recycling bin. Man, that guy was SO cool.

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Post by Hellbent on 07/02/11 at 19:03:15
It costs fuel to recycle. So technically recycling is bad compared to simple conservation. It's better to use things instead of throwing them out in the first place. Or not using them at all. That is the only form of "recycling" that doesn't still have a negative effect on the environment.

Like updrading your cellphone, not purchasing fast food, filtering your own water instead of buying bottles, not driving your car unless you really need to (ride a bike once in awhile), Not leaving any electronics on when they are not in use, and limiting your overall purchase of individually wrapped and sealed products.

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Post by Kilrgrn on 07/02/11 at 19:09:18
Oh, of course, if you can avoid making more garbage that's always the best solution. If you're going to drink from a can or bottle, you might as well recycle though.

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Post by XIZOR on 07/02/11 at 19:20:33
People at TMA who can't let things go and want to bicker about everything.

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Post by Hellbent on 07/02/11 at 19:29:34
People who are totally fine with slingng out insults. But the moment you actually insult them, they can't tolerate it.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by joe twisted on 07/02/11 at 23:09:09

Hellbent wrote on 07/02/11 at 19:29:34:
People who are totally fine with slingng out insults. But the moment you actually insult them, they can't tolerate it.


this one makes me laugh more than anything, not all that annoying

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 07/03/11 at 00:23:53
Some people just need to stuff their bloody vaginas before they leave a perminent stain on the couch of TMA.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Trichocyst on 07/03/11 at 01:03:55
People who don't reply to simple pleasantries when you're out in public. Dickheads.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Reaper on 07/03/11 at 02:27:53

Kilrgrn wrote on 07/02/11 at 17:50:21:
Mmm, let the butthurt flow, Reaper.

I have no idea what you are referring to, nor do I understand your reason for trying to make this personal with me.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 07/03/11 at 03:22:22
Yeah what is that in reference to Kilrgrn? I don't remember Reaper being out of line at all.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by XIZOR on 07/05/11 at 18:17:33
Anal porn dominating the internet. Jesus fuck if I have to see one more hot scene with a hot girl ruined either half way through or right from the beginning by constant anal I'm giving up on porn altogether.

I know a lot of guys think its hot or whatever, and sometimes on rare occasions I don't mind anal if its done tastefully, but most times I just want to watch straight sex with just dick in vagina. I don't get the obsession with anal porn or even anal sex for that matter. Its way overrated.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/05/11 at 18:20:41

XIZOR wrote on 07/05/11 at 18:17:33:
Anal porn dominating the internet. Jesus fuck if I have to see one more hot scene with a hot girl ruined either half way through or right from the beginning by constant anal I'm giving up on porn altogether.

I know a lot of guys think its hot or whatever, and sometimes on rare occasions I don't mind anal if its done tastefully, but most times I just want to watch straight sex with just dick in vagina. I don't get the obsession with anal porn or even anal sex for that matter. Its way overrated.


Thank you.  

I gave up on 99% of porn a long time ago almost specifically because of this.  

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by bigdogmc1 on 07/05/11 at 20:52:17
When someone gets on your computer and messes with stuff, and expects you not to notice.  I mean, jeez, is nothing sacred anymore?

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Obliverate on 07/05/11 at 22:47:13
I fucking hate copy-and-paste messages on Facebook. No joke, here is one:


"It's offical. signal at 12:20 it even passed on tv. Facebook will start charging this summer.If you copy this on your wall your icon will turn blue and facebook will be free for you. Please pass this message if not your count will be deleted. p.s, this is serious the icon turns blue, So please put this as your status"

How fucking stupid are people? Facebook makes over a billion dollars a year off of ads alone, and they have stated that they will never charge for it. Not only that, but if they would charge, A. why would they delete accounts? and B. how would copying something give you the site for free?
And everything on Facebook is already blue!

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/05/11 at 22:56:04

wrote on 07/05/11 at 22:47:13:
I fucking hate copy-and-paste messages on Facebook. No joke, here is one:


"It's offical. signal at 12:20 it even passed on tv. Facebook will start charging this summer.If you copy this on your wall your icon will turn blue and facebook will be free for you. Please pass this message if not your count will be deleted. p.s, this is serious the icon turns blue, So please put this as your status"

How fucking stupid are people? Facebook makes over a billion dollars a year off of ads alone, and they have stated that they will never charge for it. Not only that, but if they would charge, A. why would they delete accounts? and B. how would copying something give you the site for free?
And everything on Facebook is already blue!



Free yourself of these migraines, my son, and give up on humanity entirely---it's really quite liberating.  


Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Obliverate on 07/05/11 at 23:01:01
Oh, I got another one: mexicans in RDR. Seriously, that stupid El Bitcho de Mexicano Luisa or whatever makes you do so much shit, but luckily SPOILER she deaded. I was playing Undead Nightmare today, and I rescued some mexican dude, hauled ass to El Presidio or whatever that kick-ass base is called, and what's waiting outside the door? Mexicans who can't aim. Sure, they killed the zombies, but they also killed the guy I rescued, almost killed me twice AND killed my horse. WTF.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by PureNRG on 07/06/11 at 18:22:54
not to mention you suck at being in a posse lol

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Sling on 07/06/11 at 19:33:29
When your computer has to freeze (go to blue screen) once or twice before functioning correctly.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Obliverate on 07/06/11 at 19:54:57

The Dizaster Child wrote on 07/06/11 at 18:22:54:
not to mention you suck at being in a posse lol


Bullshit, you were shooting at me. I had full rights to blow you up.



Sling wrote on 07/06/11 at 19:33:29:
When your computer has to freeze (go to blue screen) once or twice before functioning correctly.


[insert smart-ass Mac joke]

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by PureNRG on 07/06/11 at 21:28:37

wrote on 07/06/11 at 19:54:57:
Bullshit, you were shooting at me. I had full rights to blow you up.


no way dude, I wasn't shooting at you. the whole rest of the posse seemed to like shooting the shit out of each other en route to each gang hideout. I was trying to nail the one guy who started the shit with my explosive rifle, but you came around the corner like Paul Fucking Walker and in my line of fire. hell, the only reason I joined their posse of fucktards was in the hopes of getting the 50k posse point achievement.. to which we reached 32k at some point

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Obliverate on 07/06/11 at 21:38:09

The Dizaster Child wrote on 07/06/11 at 21:28:37:
but you came around the corner like Paul Fucking Walker


http://obamiconme.pastemagazine.com/entries/images/a6/86/1247792/original_image.png?1245399367

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Durock 01 on 07/06/11 at 21:38:57
I've been all over the world and even with our issues America is still the best place to live. I've never been to another country and said damn I wish I could live here. But because we have it so good we tend to take alot of things for granted and that's what needs to stop.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Kilrgrn on 07/06/11 at 21:40:06
People who say "Alot".

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Obliverate on 07/06/11 at 22:04:30
Wait, they say alot or they say alot a lot?

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Kilrgrn on 07/06/11 at 22:14:43
As in, people who misspell the words "A lot" into "Alot"

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Obliverate on 07/06/11 at 22:19:45
I do it all the time. I mean, when I type 'a lot' I think of a single parcel of land. As in, a lot.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/06/11 at 22:30:05

Kilrgrn wrote on 07/06/11 at 22:14:43:
As in, people who misspell the words "A lot" into "Alot"


Allow me to re-post this link, then:

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html


Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by bigdogmc1 on 07/06/11 at 22:58:18

Kilrgrn wrote on 07/06/11 at 21:40:06:
People who say "Alot".


People that say "alright."  It's all right.  Get it?  'Cuz all of "it" is right.

Or, I remember my public speaking teacher telling us to not use disrupting gestures, while using a disrupting gesture by shaking his hands the entire them.  That angered and disturbed me.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Obliverate on 07/06/11 at 23:07:07
People that say 'cuz. It's not 'cuz, it's 'cause, shortened from because.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/06/11 at 23:16:39

bigdogmc1 wrote on 07/06/11 at 22:58:18:
People that say "alright."  It's all right.  Get it?  'Cuz all of "it" is right.


"Alright" has been in use within the English language for well over 100 years.  There are even nuance-laden differences between the two as an addendum to one being slightly more formal than the other.  

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by XIZOR on 07/07/11 at 00:01:35
Durock thinking he can post on Brawl again....ever.

Also, people like PureNRG and Durock who post stupid bullshit replies with retarded abbreviations like "ppl" and "bc" and don't punctuate, capitalize anything or proof read their fucking replies before posting. Jesus. Dizaster Child you still post shit that reads like a first week poster.

How about the both of you quit posting from cell phones and being lazy by typing out stupid noob-esq replies without checking for obvious errors.

The "us Tax bracket system   system"? Really Durock? Can't you read your own two sentences and see how stupid they are before posting you fucking idiot?

Worthless.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Obliverate on 07/07/11 at 00:12:43

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 07/06/11 at 23:16:39:
"Alright" has been in use within the English language for well over 100 years.  There are even nuance-laden differences between the two as an addendum to one being slightly more formal than the other.  

This.

And this.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/alright
You done goofed son. Alright's a word.

Oh, and every time the "stop posting from a phone" is brought up, I'll bring this up: I use to post almost all of my replies from a PSP. So you should either learn to use proper grammar with a device the has a full keyboard, or you should STFU. Seriously bro, I know that T-Mobile G2 has a full keyboard.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 07/07/11 at 00:41:19
Even if your phone doesnt have a keyboard. They all spell the fucking words out for you. Typing it as Cuz doesnt make it any shorter than typing Cause. Because by the time you type cau the entire word is filled out.

If you put as much effort into learning how to spell as you put into your excuses. You wouldn't have these problems.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by PureNRG on 07/07/11 at 08:22:20
Ok, fine. I'll give it to you on my abbreviations and not capitalizing the first letter in a sentence. It's part laziness, but mainly my trying to to finish a reply before I have to go back to work. But my grammar and punctuation? Who's replies are you reading? I always use proper punctuation, and hardly ever spell anything wrong. For fuck's sake here, you act like I type as bad as more than half of the people here. You know, the ones who spell like they're texting their friends and shit. I'm legitimately shocked at that one, Xizor. Especially comparing my grammar to Durock's... really???

And Obliverate, I guess its really fucking easy to bandwagon that shit and talk about other people's grammar when 90% of your fucking replies are pictures from Memebase or where ever you're getting them. Good job. Yes, my phone has a keypad on it, but I'm trying to get away from using it since my next phone won't have one. Also, the spellcheck and auto-complete/correct isn't always, well, correct. My Swype dictionary is full of words that don't even exist.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Kilrgrn on 07/07/11 at 08:39:33

The Dizaster Child wrote on 07/07/11 at 08:22:20:
My Swype dictionary is full of words that don't even exist.



Feels bad man. That's what I get for punching my 600 dollar phone.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by PureNRG on 07/07/11 at 09:31:45
Exactly. Lately, I've been wanting to slide this thing open and snap it in half, and not just because of the lousy auto dictionary. The unlock slide freezes, the cursor jumps all over the text boxes or it'll disappear altogether, pages will scroll up and down on their own.. and the sad part is that I've been pretty careful with this thing. I can count one one hand how many times it's been dropped, and all but one of those times, it wasn't a hard fall, either. Hell, my Sidekicks have held up better than this thing and supposedly, they are way more fragile than than the G2.  

(note: while typing this post, my Facebook app opened on it's own)

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by bigdogmc1 on 07/07/11 at 10:00:37

wrote on 07/07/11 at 00:12:43:
This.

And this.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/alright
You done goofed son. Alright's a word.

Oh, and every time the "stop posting from a phone" is brought up, I'll bring this up: I use to post almost all of my replies from a PSP. So you should either learn to use proper grammar with a device the has a full keyboard, or you should STFU. Seriously bro, I know that T-Mobile G2 has a full keyboard.


Yes, and if you would have looked farther, you would have seen that it is considered incorrect and less formal, and is a spelling variation brought about by such words as "already" and "altogether."  Therefore, it is not truly a word, but slang.

Oh, and I just used that "'cuz" to be onbnoxious.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/07/11 at 10:30:34

bigdogmc1 wrote on 07/07/11 at 10:00:37:
Yes, and if you would have looked farther, you would have seen that it is considered incorrect and less formal, and is a spelling variation brought about by such words as "already" and "altogether."  Therefore, it is not truly a word, but slang.

Oh, and I just used that "'cuz" to be onbnoxious.


You're an idiot for not recognizing that I'd already made mention of said formality in my response to you.  Despite that you were not responding directly to me, it should be noted that in Obliverate's usage of the internet adage "this", he had already demonstrated his comprehension of the term being both informal and multifaceted.  

If you're going to be annoyed with informal language, perhaps you would do well to refrain from using it yourself; and to that extent, even in jest, no?  That is, of course, unless you are some sort of linguistic masochist.  Then again, I am applying logic to a person who may very well choose to exist outside of the confines of their own reasonableness.  

Don't even get me started on your punctuation habits.  

I would begin grading your English, but I am a bit too intoxicated to initiate GTM (Grammar Troll Mode).  

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Trichocyst on 07/07/11 at 13:04:51

bigdogmc1 wrote on 07/07/11 at 10:00:37:
Yes, and if you would have looked farther, you would have seen that it is considered incorrect and less formal, and is a spelling variation brought about by such words as "already" and "altogether."  Therefore, it is not truly a word, but slang.

Oh, and I just used that "'cuz" to be onbnoxious.



"Alright" and "alot" don't belong in the same analogy. "Alot" is just never correct, grammatically, while there's at least an argument for "alright" and two schools of thought.

You should also note that when a word is considered to be informal in usage, it doesn't automatically equate to being grammatically incorrect as a word in itself. For instance, "O.K." or "okay" is informal, but it's not at all incorrect.

Anyway, my bitching point for the day- dumb fucks who rush to merge into the overtaking lane in front of you, but then proceed at a snail's pace. Why the fuck do you rush if you're just going to crawl anyway?

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 07/07/11 at 14:09:55
I like the use of alot. Even though it's incorrect. As far as most English shortcuts go it actually makes the most sense.

For instance the word Laser. You don't say it Lay Sir. You say Lay Zer. So it should be spelled Lazer. It just makes more sense regardless of what is proper. Isn't that the point of language? To convey the most detail possible with the least amount of letters and words needed? If anything making words shorter and easier to type without compromising the words is a benefit to the English language

There is never a point to where someone says "alot" and you do not understand what they mean. Because weather you say a lot or alot. They both come out the same

Compared to something like "cuz" "QFT" "lol" "wtf" "K" "ya?" "NM" "?" "l8tr" and shit. Words like Alot and alright are completely understandable and slightly quicker to type. You lose nothing.

Personally i think if Ebonics exists. Then there should also be vernacular for "casual" English. Internet speak in specific is known world wide. No matter how illogical the acronyms are. The fact that internet acronyms are well accepted and widely used validates their existence.

Words like Alot and Alright should be given a pass on the grounds that they literally are faster to type, without compromising the integrity and flow of the words.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Trichocyst on 07/07/11 at 19:26:57
"Alot" and "alright" don't bother me. But, as you said, more gruesome things like "l8r", "wut", "K", "coz" and other things that you'd see in text messages, particularly when seen on an internet forum, generally do.

I was just pointing out the hypocrisy in what the other guy complained about.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellsing2o2 on 07/07/11 at 19:31:44
One thing that annoys me, is when one person interrupts another while they were speaking.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Sling on 07/07/11 at 19:45:28
1. Braces

2. Being fine and healthy one day, then sneezing my ass off and having a runny nose due to allergies the next.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/07/11 at 20:04:50

Hellsing2o2 wrote on 07/07/11 at 19:31:44:
One thing that annoys me, is when one person interrupts another while they were speaking.


Seconded.  

It is most often disrespectful.  However, there are indeed instances in which I personally deem it appropriate to interrupt someone.  It can be an indication of enthusiastic participation in the conversation, or, as with intellectual debate, a necessity to frame the discussion and define terminology so as to maintain a level playing field.  

A case can also be made for the urge to correct a person's misinformed conclusions and/or misconceptions mid-sentence.  

Ex.

Bob:  I think the best thing to do is to nuke Pakistan to protect Israel, since Israel is a defenseless ally amid an increasingly volati---

Steve:  ---you do realize that Pakistan is technically something of an ambiguous ally, right?  You also know that Israel is supplied with armaments extending to the nuclear variety BY the U.S. military, right?  

I don't know if it's just me, but I often find it is best to shut down ignorance preemptively, and as politely as possible; be it by simply stating, "that is incorrect", or carrying it a bit further by correcting the person's statement itself.  


Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by PureNRG on 07/07/11 at 20:13:00
Yes, but usually correcting someone will end in an argument because most people can't accept being wrong, and corrected to boot. Especially if the conversation dips into politics...

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellsing2o2 on 07/07/11 at 20:13:52

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 07/07/11 at 20:04:50:
Seconded.  

It is most often disrespectful.  However, there are indeed instances in which I personally deem it appropriate to interrupt someone.  It can be an indication of enthusiastic participation in the conversation, or, as with intellectual debate, a necessity to frame the discussion and define terminology so as to maintain a level playing field.  

A case can also be made for the urge to correct a person's misinformed conclusions and/or misconceptions mid-sentence.  

Ex.

Bob:  I think the best thing to do is to nuke Pakistan to protect Israel, since Israel is a defenseless ally amid an increasingly volati---

Steve:  ---you do realize that Pakistan is technically something of an ambiguous ally, right?  You also know that Israel is supplied with armaments extending to the nuclear variety BY the U.S. military, right?  

I don't know if it's just me, but I often find it is best to shut down ignorance preemptively, and as politely as possible; be it by simply stating, "that is incorrect", or carrying it a bit further by correcting the person's statement itself.  


Aww really? I was thinking it would more appropriate to whip out a gun and shoot them...but i guess you have a good point LOL

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/07/11 at 20:18:59
That is on the interruptEE, not the interruptOR.  

As I stated, it is best to approach said situation delicately.  It all lies in the application of tone.  Patronizing, indignant or snide tones are obviously more likely to ignite same from the opposite end.  Cooly and politely interrupting a person (often aided by body language:  a graceful, sincere raising of the finger as if to request a moment to interject, for instance) is an art form.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/07/11 at 21:03:13
People who openly ignore common courtesies under the guise of "not caring what people think".  

Example:

Two guys who work together at some sort of outdoor manual labor job have just finished their shift and plan to go see a movie.  

Man 1:  Alright, man, I'm going to grab a shower and meet you at the theater.

Man 2:  Nah, dude, I can just wait at your place and we can go at the same time.

Man 1:  But, dude, we smell like we just worked construction at an onion factory.

Man 2:  It's cool, man, I don't care what people think about me.

Man 1:  Well, it's not really about that, it's just basic social etiquette.

Man 2:  I'm just not a conformist, bro.  Those are society's rules, not mine.

Man 1:  Why would you willingly subject people to your funk?


Ugh.  

Even people who don't clean up their place for company are guilty of this same shit.  When someone comes over here, I clean the hell out of everything, but still leaving it feeling "lived in".  Granted, I am a neat freak, but I don't think it's unreasonable to suggest that it's a simple application of The Golden Rule.  If I go over to someone's place, I would like the fucking bathroom not to smell like piss, and I offer the same courtesy in return.  

Another annoying thing about this cop-out is that it's basically them saying:  I don't care what YOU think, either.  

Maybe it's just me, but I count on my friends to tell me when I'm fucking up in ways that fly under my radar, and I suspect my friends count on me for the very same.  That's what friends are for!  The whole "not caring what people" think bullshit is essentially a blanketing slap in the face.  

I don't care what random people in public think of me, so long as I am not doing anything inflammatory like walking around farting and pissing outdoors while people are trying to eat on the patio at restaurants, but of course I care what my friends think!




Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Obliverate on 07/08/11 at 04:32:50
Music videos with too much CGI.
You know, it's like half CGI and it looks cheesy and terrible. You don't need CGI. Go watch Sabotage by the Beastie Boys. Epic video without an overload of CG.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE



Or how about the comments on videos that say, "X people didn't Y"
If it was Spitfire by the Prodigy, it would say "200 people didn't Spitfire"
100 people didn't ride the crazy train
123 people didn't midlife crisis.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Trichocyst on 07/08/11 at 19:58:08
A big fat YES to that second one right there. It's so stale to see people make the same, predictable comment: "15 people didn't wish you were here" to Pink Floyd's "Wish you were here", or "18 people didn't want freedom" to Rage Against The Machine's "Freedom".

As for CGI in videos, how about the huge emphasis on graphics in movies on the whole? I don't mind a good looking film, don't get me wrong- just don't sacrifice the plot, character development and myriad other important issues in filmmaking, just so you can have a graphically appealing movie. It's probably the DUMBEST trend I can think of at the moment for all of these new movies to do precisely that.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 07/08/11 at 20:55:16
The Thing is a perfect example on how a movie would have been ruined by CG effects. If that movie had CG graphics at any point in time in the history of CG. The movie would suffer and the special effects would not look nearly as realistic as the stop motion and bloody latex puppets.








Personally i hate it when my friends are nosy. It just makes it to where i must lie to them in general conversation.

For instance i'm playing X-box with mt buddies and they ask me "How are things going with you? We haven't spoke for awhile". If i tell that person the truth. What i'm going to get is a bunch of fucking unsolicited "help". When all i want to do is play a few video games then go to sleep with a clear mind.

So basically i gotta tell my friends "Nothing, just working. Everything else is good". Then when they ask about my girlfriend i gotta say "Nothing new, we're good". Same answer for everything else to. If i don't say "Nothing new, everything is good". I'm going to have to deal with an hour of prying into my business and telling me how i should fix it all.

When Strychnine was here the first thing she did was start cleaning. While she criticized me for things being really dusty and the closet being a huge piled up mess. She prevented me from helping her clean because "This is your mess but it's bothering me. Sit down and relax and will take care of this." I appreciated that. That was a really cool way for her to handle that.

How often does a friend just help you with a problem? Almost every other friend I've had besides her simply complains/insults me. She does the right thing. She fixes my problem her self and tells me to relax. Since then the area she cleaned has been kept in good shape. Since i'm a bit more inspired to keep that kind of thing in order since i know it makes her happy. Even though i could personally care less about my closet.

But if a friend is just gonna bitch about it? I'm much less inclined to ever give a shit. Much less hang out with that person. "Blah blah blah your house is dirty.". Well then either clean it or go back to your own home. I'm anti social enough as it is. It's not hard for me to ditch a friend because they annoy the shit out of me.

Actually don't clean it. Strychnine took the time to ask me what was trash and what was valuable. Someone else is gonna end up throwing away half of my video game collectors shit thinking they are old childhood toys that i don't care about.

I really hate it when people are forceful in helping. To me that isn't a sign of a good friend. It's a sign of someone who likes nosing around in other peoples lives.

It reminds me of my neighbors who get in my backyard and take pictures of shit and complain to the city. Yeah they are "helping me". Except that i'm the poor bastard who has to haul all of that steel to the front yard because of some weird law about it being in the back yard. When i personally don't care where the fuck it is, as long as it's there for when i need to use it.

The alternative is that the city comes in, takes my steel, then charges me for the manual labor. Thanks neighbor. I appreciate your concern with the state of my backyard. You fucking prick.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Trichocyst on 07/10/11 at 23:03:01
Just an addendum to the YouTube comment annoyances: the people who bitch and moan about whomsoever happens to be advertised by Vevo beneath the video they're watching, even though that advertisement hampers their viewing experience in no way.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Sling on 07/11/11 at 00:35:11
On Youtube, people that post comments about Justin Bieber on a video that has nothing to do with him.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Trichocyst on 07/11/11 at 00:40:27
I also hate that random "You say... I say..." comment you see so often on YouTube, for e.g.

"You say Justin Bieber,I say PARAMORE!!! You say Lady Gaga,I say Evanescence You say Miley Cyrus,I say Slipknot You say T-Pain,I say Three Days Grace You say Emenem,I say Linkin Park You say Jonas Brother,Isay Green Day."

Really? You're a megafan of Paramore, Evanescence, and Linkin Park and you boldly declare yourself to be hardcore? No offence to the bands you mentioned, their music isn't my complaint: YOU are. You're delusional and just plain retarded.

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Post by -SCoLD- on 07/11/11 at 20:02:48
Back to a lot/alot and already/all ready.

alot does not exist clearly.  It's not a word.

Already and All ready are both separate terms that are perfectly fine in the proper context.  All ready means every member of each party is waiting and willing.  Already means that an action has happened in the past, or is happening as of this moment.  I remember that one on the synonym list in grade school.  Already has been around forever, and means nothing resembling "all ready".  I use already several times a day, and will not stop because it is an entirely different concept than "all ready".

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Post by Obliverate on 07/11/11 at 20:03:53
Cool story bro.

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Post by -SCoLD- on 07/11/11 at 20:30:28
Learn English, bro.

"Words annoy me!"  Does that word even exist?  Who fucking cares as long as the sentence makes sense.  If I say fan-fucking-tabulous, who really cares?

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Post by Hellbent on 07/11/11 at 20:57:04
Mocking the intelligence of others is typically a sign of insecurity.

If someone is making fun of you for your shitty spelling and not your ugly face. They were probably beaten by their parents for coming home with bad grades. Instead of molested by their uncle.

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Post by -SCoLD- on 07/11/11 at 21:05:35
Mocking the intelligence is actually more of a sign of impatience, especially toward ignorance.

EDIT - When you live in an age of the internet, ignorance is no longer acceptable.

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Post by Hellbent on 07/11/11 at 21:27:48
I don't know. Why would one feel a need to mock someones intelligence if they didn't care to make the point that they feel that they are more intelligent than the person they are mocking?

Why do you make fun of retarded people? Because they are stupid or because you are smarter? What is the difference? Why would you care about being more intelligent unless you were afraid of being less intelligent?

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Post by -SCoLD- on 07/11/11 at 22:22:53
I didn't make fun of anyone's intelligence...this time.  I only made that comment because I KNOW I am prone to doing so if something rubs me the wrong way (ignorance).  This time, I made fun of people that made fun of people that make up their own words.  Because, again, I make up my own words a lot.  But not as dumb as "alot".

Ya dig?

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Post by Obliverate on 07/11/11 at 22:29:52
I hate the word Ya. It just sounds wrong.
Like Cleverer. I know it's a word, but come on.
I hate when people abbreviate words into numbers. I was reading a comment today, and it said, "Me 2 can't wait 4 Gears 2 come out."
Gears 2? Or Gears to?

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Post by Hellbent on 07/12/11 at 00:04:54

-SCoLD- wrote on 07/11/11 at 22:22:53:
I didn't make fun of anyone's intelligence...this time.  I only made that comment because I KNOW I am prone to doing so if something rubs me the wrong way (ignorance).  This time, I made fun of people that made fun of people that make up their own words.  Because, again, I make up my own words a lot.  But not as dumb as "alot".

Ya dig?



I'm just talkin psychology and shit. It's nothing personal. But if we are on the subject of makin fun of people for spellin stuff wrong. Then i reckon it aint much sense not talkin bout what i'm sayin.

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Post by Kilrgrn on 07/12/11 at 04:31:18

wrote on 07/11/11 at 22:29:52:
\
Like Cleverer. I know it's a word, but come on.
\


Really? "More clever" sounds more correct to me.

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Post by Obliverate on 07/12/11 at 04:40:30

Kilrgrn wrote on 07/12/11 at 04:31:18:
Really? "More clever" sounds more correct to me.

Fucking yep. Google it.

I know, it just sounds stupid.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/12/11 at 05:29:46
The rules of comparatives and superlatives are quite rigid, yet loose in their own ways.

Let's conjugate proper nouns!  

K, I'll start!

I be straight Hulk Hoganin' them niggas.

(with titty butts)

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Post by Magnum on 07/12/11 at 09:40:21
Screw all dat bullshit. I'd be banging ho's and leaving them behind like wet fuck-rags.

Laying on the side of the road with muh ballstank and buttbutter smeared on their pretty faces. Painties twisted into a wedge on that pretty splittial.

Nothing wrong about swingin and stingin, so long as you don't get caught. Ain't dat the truth?

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Post by Trichocyst on 07/17/11 at 19:26:35
Ever put on a DVD for a movie and had to step outside the room before starting it? A lot of the times there's this looping jingle or bit piece from the soundtrack that repeats endlessly until you choose something from the DVD menu.

Sometimes it's a relatively long piece of music, so that's fine, but occasionally it's an exceptionally short snippet... that just repeats, and becomes repetitive and monotonous until you start to go crazy.

Ah, lovely mute button...

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Post by Kilrgrn on 07/17/11 at 19:31:44

Trichocyst wrote on 07/17/11 at 19:26:35:
Ever put on a DVD for a movie and had to step outside the room before starting it? A lot of the times there's this looping jingle or bit piece from the soundtrack that repeats endlessly until you choose something from the DVD menu.

Sometimes it's a relatively long piece of music, so that's fine, but occasionally it's an exceptionally short snippet... that just repeats, and becomes repetitive and monotonous until you start to go crazy.

Ah, lovely mute button...



Nothing is more repetitive and annoying than the TM2PC lobby music. Used to annoy the piss out of us when we were trying to get our 6th in the lobby.

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Post by XIZOR on 07/25/11 at 10:19:44
Getting a new phone and having to start completely from scratch on all my Angry Birds games. All my three stars in every level and my world record high scores gone.  :'(

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Post by Sling on 07/25/11 at 11:21:28
Getting your toe nail yanked off and feeling every second of it. Eh well I guess it's more painful than annoying.

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Post by Trichocyst on 07/25/11 at 20:45:40

Sling wrote on 07/25/11 at 11:21:28:
Getting your toe nail yanked off and feeling every second of it. Eh well I guess it's more painful than annoying.


Deliberately or accidentally? Because if it were removed deliberately, you could've had that shit anaesthetized so you didn't feel anything.

Annoyance: third wheeling. Whether you've got a third wheel with you, or you have somehow ended up being one yourself.

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Post by Sling on 07/25/11 at 21:37:46
Deliberately removed at the clinic. Doc gave me 4 shots of anaesthetic and I still felt it... I can't even imagine how much that shit would hurt without any.

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Post by Trichocyst on 07/25/11 at 22:11:33
Hmm... a ring block around the toe with injections of local anaesthetics is normally enough to do anything you want to the toe without feeling a thing thereafter. But I guess it's too late for that. At least it's over.

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Post by Sling on 07/25/11 at 23:15:05
THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD!

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Post by Trichocyst on 07/25/11 at 23:18:41
Blood is okay; it's actually a pleasant red. It's the saliva, vomit and pus that you've got to watch out for!

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Post by Sling on 07/25/11 at 23:25:35
I was actually okay with the blood even though it was dripping down my foot. But what I couldn't watch was her taking the nail off, feeling that shit was painful enough... watching it would've made it a lot worse for me personally.

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Post by Trichocyst on 07/25/11 at 23:36:42
Totally understand, I'm not brave enough to watch a surgery being performed on me either. Somehow when it comes to needles withdrawing blood though, I do have this habit of looking.

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Post by Hellbent on 07/26/11 at 21:18:59
Once i got my thumb caught between the hinges of a big metal door. It crushed my thumbnail so badly the entire thing turned purple and was completely shattered. So i had to remove each shattered piece of thumb nail off my finger using tweezers and pliers

I never rest my hand on door frames since that day.

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Post by YJ318 on 07/26/11 at 21:30:36
People who don't cancel their turn signals in their car.. if you put the fucking thing on, and it doesn't cancel, turn that shit off.. I'm sure you can see the indicator or hear the chime..  If I had a penny for every time I slowed down to let some dipshit change lanes cause their blinker was on..

With all the tech in today's cars to aim the headlights with steering wheel input to illuminate the corner, they can program something into the BCM to turn off the turn signal when no wheel input or a specific angle hasn't been met yet.

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Post by Trichocyst on 07/26/11 at 22:18:51

YJ318 wrote on 07/26/11 at 21:30:36:
People who don't cancel their turn signals in their car.. if you put the fucking thing on, and it doesn't cancel, turn that shit off.. I'm sure you can see the indicator or hear the chime..  If I had a penny for every time I slowed down to let some dipshit change lanes cause their blinker was on..

With all the tech in today's cars to aim the headlights with steering wheel input to illuminate the corner, they can program something into the BCM to turn off the turn signal when no wheel input or a specific angle hasn't been met yet.


How ironic, I was thinking to post exactly this annoyance yesterday!

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Post by Hellbent on 07/26/11 at 22:33:48
I want to get a radio transmitter for my car so i can hijack peoples radios so i can tell them how shitty they drive.

Or just scream OOGABOOGABOOOGA

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/27/11 at 01:21:12

Hellbent wrote on 07/26/11 at 22:33:48:
I want to get a radio transmitter for my car so i can hijack peoples radios so i can tell them how shitty they drive.

Or just scream OOGABOOGABOOOGA


Just get an on-board PA system---that's what I did.  As long as you're not breaking the sound ordinance, you're good to go.


By "I", I should probably say "we".

Anyhow, we'd just drive around pointing out every single flaw we noticed in other motorists.  

"tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn siiiiiiiiiiiiignaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal, son!"

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Post by PureNRG on 07/28/11 at 00:33:58

YJ318 wrote on 07/26/11 at 21:30:36:
People who don't cancel their turn signals in their car.. if you put the fucking thing on, and it doesn't cancel, turn that shit off.. I'm sure you can see the indicator or hear the chime..  If I had a penny for every time I slowed down to let some dipshit change lanes cause their blinker was on..

With all the tech in today's cars to aim the headlights with steering wheel input to illuminate the corner, they can program something into the BCM to turn off the turn signal when no wheel input or a specific angle hasn't been met yet.


It's shit like this that makes me want to be less courteous on the road. I hate the asswipes who have to slow down to half a mile an hour to make a turn.. and don't use their signal, to boot.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/28/11 at 00:49:54

YJ318 wrote on 07/26/11 at 21:30:36:
People who don't cancel their turn signals in their car.. if you put the fucking thing on, and it doesn't cancel, turn that shit off.. I'm sure you can see the indicator or hear the chime..  If I had a penny for every time I slowed down to let some dipshit change lanes cause their blinker was on..

With all the tech in today's cars to aim the headlights with steering wheel input to illuminate the corner, they can program something into the BCM to turn off the turn signal when no wheel input or a specific angle hasn't been met yet.


So....basically...Asians.

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Post by YJ318 on 07/28/11 at 15:14:27
Asians don't use turn signals or Asians make the steering corrected headlights?

If I remember correctly, Citroen was the first manufacturer to make the steering actuated headlamps. To take that one step further, on the same vehicle they had actuate the headlamps horizontally with the steering, I'm pretty sure they had a vertical adjustment which was controlled by suspension input as well.. so asia fail on that one.  Who knew the French would be #1 in anything?

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/28/11 at 15:21:25
Asians are stereotypically notorious for driving with their turn signals on.  Koreans, especially, are the people who come to mind when I think of anyone who does not maintain a steady speed on the road.  

I just typed "asians worst" and "asians cant" into google and was immediately met with "asians can't drive" and "asians worst drivers".

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Post by Dim Shades - on 07/28/11 at 17:42:18
When you're watching porno and a chick has a ton of moles on her ass. As in -- you could play connect the dots with her ass and make a cute little sailboat out of it - then have the song 'Sailing' by Rod Stewart play when a chick is getting fucked like an accordion.

(Or, just download porn and have a chick getting nailed to 'Spirit of Radio' by Rush)

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Post by XIZOR on 07/29/11 at 19:12:50
Niggers

/thread

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Post by Spagett on 07/29/11 at 19:59:44
When P7 posts nudity in TT. Keep that shit in Brawl.

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Post by Sling on 07/29/11 at 20:53:54
I hope you're just joking. I wouldn't consider a woman who is putting her pants on (plus still wearing underwear) nudity. Plus he didn't post it, it's just his thumb.

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Post by YJ318 on 07/29/11 at 21:31:47
::Inserts Gingertard Now For Sling:: lol

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Post by Hellbent on 07/29/11 at 21:34:18
They can show a fully exposed male ass on Network TV for about 1 second. I think you can do a female ass for 1.5 seconds. Longer if you just put some spandex over it and give her a wedgie.

So by internet standards you can show a fully exposed ass indefinitely. The ass is fine just not the ass hole. WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT SHE SAID BLAM.

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Post by Spagett on 07/30/11 at 01:40:51

Sling wrote on 07/29/11 at 20:53:54:
I hope you're just joking. I wouldn't consider a woman who is putting her pants on (plus still wearing underwear) nudity. Plus he didn't post it, it's just his thumb.

I am joking. I've been here long enough tell the difference between a fucking thumb and a posted pic. You can't escape a thumb.

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Post by Hellbent on 07/30/11 at 08:49:42

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Post by SynthR on 07/30/11 at 09:48:07
This thread.

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Post by Trichocyst on 07/31/11 at 12:02:49
Harry Potter - the character.

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Post by Hellbent on 07/31/11 at 12:27:27
The good witch from the Wizard of Oz was a cunt too. She sent Dorthy out to conscript a bunch of handicapped idiots into killing her rival. Then told her information she could have given Dorthy at the start of the movie after the Wicked Witch was murdered.

I always thought the movie was about the dangers of communism. With the Red Slippers and all.

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Post by PureNRG on 08/01/11 at 01:26:00
Horrible billboards on the interstate. I passed one today for non-abortion. It said, "I Love You Mommy, Please Let Me Live." Seriously, what kind of a mindfuck is that??

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Post by Obliverate on 08/01/11 at 01:28:39
"Mommy! I'm sorry the condom broke! Don't hit me! Please mommy! Please! - Ow! Mom! Ow ----- Ow!"


AND NOW SHE'S IN A PLASTIC BAG IN THE WOODS OF FLORIDA.


LEGALIZE ABORTION.











…wait wut?

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/01/11 at 10:07:25
Not wanting to browse TMA because Obliverate's new thumb keeps making me want to whack it.

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Post by XIZOR on 08/01/11 at 10:48:40
Ninas thumb is the one that makes me want to fap.

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Post by PureNRG on 08/01/11 at 12:07:42

wrote on 08/01/11 at 01:28:39:
"Mommy! I'm sorry the condom broke! Don't hit me! Please mommy! Please! - Ow! Mom! Ow ----- Ow!"


AND NOW SHE'S IN A PLASTIC BAG IN THE WOODS OF FLORIDA.


LEGALIZE ABORTION.











…wait wut?


Hahaha.. that baby killer just got offered half a million to pose in Hustler. At least P7 will be a happy man now.

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Post by Trichocyst on 08/02/11 at 14:58:53

The Dizaster Child wrote on 08/01/11 at 01:26:00:
Horrible billboards on the interstate. I passed one today for non-abortion. It said, "I Love You Mommy, Please Let Me Live." Seriously, what kind of a mindfuck is that??


I actually hate any of those abortion ads where they attempt to dramatize what they believe an aborted fetus may be saying from inside the womb. For every time they have an aborted fetus pleading not to be stabbed, they should also have ads where sperm cells are yelling "WHEEEEEEEEEE" when they are ejaculated onto a sex partner's face, promoting oral sex, because it's just as ridiculous.

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Post by Hellbent on 08/02/11 at 22:15:05
It's not fair that they can rent a billboard to post that kind of crap. But every time i want to put Watermelons on a billboard they tell me it's illegal.

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Post by YJ318 on 08/08/11 at 20:43:49
- Fat old ladies that don't wear bras under their tanktops
- People that leave their houses looking like fucking slobs
- Bosses that don't know a god damn thing about YOUR job but insist you're doing something wrong
- When a job leaves another in-company shop as "complete" yet comes to me all fucked up and nasty and I have to fix more shit and clean it out because the people I work with in other locations are lazy and incompetent fucktards

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Post by PureNRG on 08/09/11 at 00:03:18
Tripping over the laundry basket in the dark, and almost faceplanting the floor. That shit hurts  :'(

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Post by Hellbent on 08/09/11 at 00:11:25
When you feed your cat fresh good human food instead of kibble and it looks at you like "What the hell is this crap?. Do i have to eat this?".

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Post by SLAYERx78 on 08/09/11 at 03:22:33
game delays.  ::)

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Post by Trichocyst on 08/09/11 at 11:37:03
That one dumb bitch who insists upon driving at the same speed on the overtaking lane as all the other cars in the regular lanes beside her.

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Post by bigdogmc1 on 08/09/11 at 12:50:56
Drivers that stay in your blind spot for more than a mile, no matter how much you accelerate/ deccelerate.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/09/11 at 12:58:11
What about the people who overtake you in the passing lane simply to slow down by a few mph once they get in front?  

It's some subconscious, competitive necessity.

A friend and I tested this theory on the way home from vacation the other day, and what we'd concluded was that it was a matter of tunnel vision and/or Freudian fixation.  This same guy passed us about 5 times just to slow down, and I sincerely doubt this stupid fuck was intelligent enough to be trolling.  He just HAD to be in front of us.  Nobody should have to disable cruise control because of somebody who has decidedly overtaken them on the highway.  

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Post by King Kill on 08/09/11 at 14:09:40
Die Menschheit, das Menschengeschlech! >:(




Tacos,
Konig Toten

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Post by Trichocyst on 08/09/11 at 18:43:49

bigdogmc1 wrote on 08/09/11 at 12:50:56:
Drivers that stay in your blind spot for more than a mile, no matter how much you accelerate/ deccelerate.


Drivers who drive in your blind spot and stay there, PERIOD. People should know it's stupid to drive there, and they should have the sense to know when they have accidentally found themselves there.

It's not a crime if you happen to be in someone's blind spot transiently, but it's unforgivable to stay there over a prolonged time. That's just careless, thoughtless and stupid.

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Post by YJ318 on 08/09/11 at 20:04:30
What is a passing lane?  I'm a card carrying member of:

http://www.leftlanedrivers.org/about.html

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Post by bigdogmc1 on 08/09/11 at 22:53:23
People that drive too close to tractor trailers.  When you tailgate one of those, you are just asking for an accident.

(When did this become a discussion about bad drivers?   :o )

Anyways, when Facebook sends me updates to my phone, while I'm on Facebook at my home computer.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/09/11 at 23:55:13
This has been a discussion about bad drivers off and on many times.  

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Post by NapalmSanctuary on 08/10/11 at 03:14:30

The Dizaster Child wrote on 08/09/11 at 00:03:18:
Tripping over the laundry basket in the dark, and almost faceplanting the floor. That shit hurts  :'(

atomic facepalm FTW

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Post by Obliverate on 08/10/11 at 03:32:01
My laundry basket is like 3.5 feet tall. I'd have to Kenyan-Olympic-Track-Runner myself over it to trip on it.


Don't leave shit on the dark ground.

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Post by Trichocyst on 08/10/11 at 14:52:06
Road traffic stuff just happens to be a very popular annoyance. But repetition is allowed here in this thread (to a reasonable extent), since it's all about venting.

Here's one: bird shit. Those fuckers poop wherever they damn well please.

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Post by Obliverate on 08/11/11 at 06:25:46
  • Restaurant bandwagons. People jump on them because it's the same shit but a different company. 5 Guys, Dutch Bros. (coffee, every fucking faggot here has 50 bumper stickers on their car BCUZ IT IZNT STARBUCKS. Fuck that shit, I love Starbucks.)

  • People that hype the shit out of games, and the games fail. Seriously, I have a friend who hyped the shit out of the Saboteur, Brink, Driver SF, and about 20 other games that suck ass. Also, he never buys them after hyping said game.

  • The fact that my Mac has 4 gb of Ram but a shitty video card.

  • People that change their Gamertags and don't tell you. I don't know half the people on my friends list anymore.

  • I just bought New Vegas and I'm fucking Fallout'd-out.

  • 30 second unskippable Youtube ads.

  • Having Britfags tell me that the USA isn't a 1st-world-country. Like everything's perfect over there.

  • Having to choose between watching the road and watching sweet ass in yoga pants. Fuck you female joggers.

  • Bicyclists that whine that they should have equal rights as cars. They do. Hell, legally they have the same rights, but they can do so much more.

  • Having BBCA horribly destroy Top Gear, not having BBCA HD except for On-Demand, BBCA HD On-Demand only having TG episode 16.1, BBC i-player blocked in the USA.

  • GT fans

  • Not being able to have Karen Gillan as my girl. She's pretty.

  • You fuckholes telling us 5 Guys was good.

  • Unlimited internet disappearing.

  • Fallout 1 and 2 for Mac having no seeders.

  • People who end their usernames in anything past 96. IE username96, username 98, etc. trying to brag to me about their car. Kid, you like 13. The only car you have is in Blops, and it's an RC car.

  • Not seeing any fucking Mountain Dew Livewire this year.

  • Not seeing any fucking Cactus Cooler.

  • Toyota. I <3 MR2's. And maybe the older, boxier Supra's. That is all. I can't stand the fucking Corolla's or Camry's. Or Toyota commercials. Bragging about how reliable and shit they are. STFU.

  • Most Chevrolet's. They are so fucking bland today. Fuck it, all Chevy's.

  • Not having Alpha Romeo, Citroen, etc. in USA. But Peugeot can stay. Fuck 'em, they all look the same with that stupid smile they have.

  • Having awesome ideas in my head, but when I draw them, they look like shit.

  • GIMP

  • Spicy food

  • Not being interested by Minecraft. Seriously, I just can't get fucking addicted to it.

  • Being a Redditor, and seeing a Redditor act like they're better than someone because they use Reddit.

  • A lot of the people on TT.

  • The fact that half the shit on TT is just Jaffe tweets. Someone get a way to just have a feed that is embeddable. Which would be hard because the YaBB code doesn't cooperate with HTML.
    Fuck it, I have the HTML code for it.
    edit: Can't post it, I get an error.


    Edit X50:http://www.boardmod.org/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1288196468
    DO IT NOW

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Post by Magnum on 08/12/11 at 08:12:14

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 08/09/11 at 12:58:11:
What about the people who overtake you in the passing lane simply to slow down by a few mph once they get in front?  

It's some subconscious, competitive necessity.

A friend and I tested this theory on the way home from vacation the other day, and what we'd concluded was that it was a matter of tunnel vision and/or Freudian fixation.  This same guy passed us about 5 times just to slow down, and I sincerely doubt this stupid fuck was intelligent enough to be trolling.  He just HAD to be in front of us.  Nobody should have to disable cruise control because of somebody who has decidedly overtaken them on the highway.  


Welcome to Baltimore. Seriously. I've never had this issue untill I lived here. Just don't get it. Then what Trich said. People here love to play games and it's really annoying. I have no patence for anyone on the road anymore.  

I swear to God there sre so many days on a 2 lane highway where there is a ton of miles on an open road in front of 2 jackasses running side by side, at/or lower than the speed limit, then when they get passed, they speed to match however fast you or someone else might go. I've had to do 100 to get away from some of these fuckers once passed, that were doing 50 in the left lane innitially.

WTF is the problem seriously? If you have a problem of me being on your fucking bumper because your doing 50 in the left lane next to some grandma in the right doing 47, you need to reevaluate the rules of the road. Then try and box me in or stay next to me when I can finnaly get around you? I swear to God I'm surprized I haven't killed anyone yet by running them off the road. Stop being a motherfucking saftey sherrif, and move the fuck over and let me by. There'd be no problem.

That's an awesome link YJ. I think I'd have to get me one of those. Unfortunately, I'm sure it would cause undesireable results because people will not move over what-so-ever. It really is one of the most aggrivating things on the road today.  

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Post by PureNRG on 08/13/11 at 04:35:03

wrote on 08/11/11 at 06:25:46:
  • Restaurant bandwagons. People jump on them because it's the same shit but a different company. 5 Guys, Dutch Bros. (coffee, every fucking faggot here has 50 bumper stickers on their car BCUZ IT IZNT STARBUCKS. Fuck that shit, I love Starbucks.)

  • People that hype the shit out of games, and the games fail. Seriously, I have a friend who hyped the shit out of the Saboteur, Brink, Driver SF, and about 20 other games that suck ass. Also, he never buys them after hyping said game.

  • The fact that my Mac has 4 gb of Ram but a shitty video card.

  • People that change their Gamertags and don't tell you. I don't know half the people on my friends list anymore.

  • I just bought New Vegas and I'm fucking Fallout'd-out.

  • 30 second unskippable Youtube ads.

  • Having Britfags tell me that the USA isn't a 1st-world-country. Like everything's perfect over there.

  • Having to choose between watching the road and watching sweet ass in yoga pants. Fuck you female joggers.

  • Bicyclists that whine that they should have equal rights as cars. They do. Hell, legally they have the same rights, but they can do so much more.

  • Having BBCA horribly destroy Top Gear, not having BBCA HD except for On-Demand, BBCA HD On-Demand only having TG episode 16.1, BBC i-player blocked in the USA.

  • GT fans

  • Not being able to have Karen Gillan as my girl. She's pretty.

  • You fuckholes telling us 5 Guys was good.

  • Unlimited internet disappearing.

  • Fallout 1 and 2 for Mac having no seeders.

  • People who end their usernames in anything past 96. IE username96, username 98, etc. trying to brag to me about their car. Kid, you like 13. The only car you have is in Blops, and it's an RC car.

  • Not seeing any fucking Mountain Dew Livewire this year.

  • Not seeing any fucking Cactus Cooler.

  • Toyota. I <3 MR2's. And maybe the older, boxier Supra's. That is all. I can't stand the fucking Corolla's or Camry's. Or Toyota commercials. Bragging about how reliable and shit they are. STFU.

  • Most Chevrolet's. They are so fucking bland today. Fuck it, all Chevy's.

  • Not having Alpha Romeo, Citroen, etc. in USA. But Peugeot can stay. Fuck 'em, they all look the same with that stupid smile they have.

  • Having awesome ideas in my head, but when I draw them, they look like shit.

  • GIMP

  • Spicy food

  • Not being interested by Minecraft. Seriously, I just can't get fucking addicted to it.

  • Being a Redditor, and seeing a Redditor act like they're better than someone because they use Reddit.

  • A lot of the people on TT.

  • The fact that half the shit on TT is just Jaffe tweets. Someone get a way to just have a feed that is embeddable. Which would be hard because the YaBB code doesn't cooperate with HTML.
    Fuck it, I have the HTML code for it.
    edit: Can't post it, I get an error.


    Edit X50:http://www.boardmod.org/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1288196468
    DO IT NOW


Jesus Christ dude, were you having a bad day?

By the way, it's 'Alfa' Romeo. Unless you like Alfas so much, that 'Alpha' was a play on words. But I agree with the rest of that vehicular rant.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Kilrgrn on 08/13/11 at 05:11:03
What's wrong with Gran Turismo? It's one of my favourite games. I'm not exclusive to just GT as far as racing goes, I just don't understand the hate.

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Post by PureNRG on 08/13/11 at 06:01:32
I think it's because GT5 disappointed a lot of people who waited all these years for it, and it wasn't up to snuff. That and Forza seems like the better sim this time around.

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Post by Kilrgrn on 08/13/11 at 06:10:19
I thought it was good...never played Forza.

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Post by RoaDiE on 08/13/11 at 07:04:10
Yeah my BFF got GT5 and felt super disappointed, I think he said it was so bad hes never buying a GT game again.

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Post by Obliverate on 08/13/11 at 09:59:55

The Dizaster Child wrote on 08/13/11 at 04:35:03:
Jesus Christ dude, were you having a bad day?

By the way, it's 'Alfa' Romeo. Unless you like Alfas so much, that 'Alpha' was a play on words. But I agree with the rest of that vehicular rant.

Alpha it is. That and it was like 2 AM and I couldn't sleep so... yeah.

And I don't like GT because I never liked simulator's until I played Forza. I could never get into GT. And I still can't. And then people were hyping the shit out of GT5, while I was a Forza fan. Then it FINALLY came out, and it's laughably bad. 200 'premium' cars? Still can't upgrade all cars? No cockpit view for 800 cars? And all those useless cars that GT always threw in. Why do you need a fucking Nazi mobile and a Prius?

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Post by YJ318 on 08/13/11 at 10:49:16
My problem with GT5 as that the "Premium" cars were the only ones rendered in HD, the other 19billion cars in the game were basically copy and pasted from the PS1 versions.

Other things that annoy me..

- Maine-Suits aka Texas Tux - When people wear a denim shirt with denim jeans..
- Guys on the bike paths around here decked out like Lance Armstrong while not racing, no one is impressed with your spandex fag suit, GTFO
- People that don't read instructions and wonder why something doesn't work right or they don't build whatever right.. get over yourself and read the goddamn directions so you don't look like a total fucking failure in front of everone!!
- Informercials.. while I have to admit, I do watch them (addictive for some reason?), they're such BS.. anyone see this commercial for "Flex Seal" where they supposedly replace the floor of a boat with a screen door covered in flex seal and it doesn't sink with the guy paddling around??  Fuck you, that's BS.. I don't believe that shit.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by PureNRG on 08/13/11 at 15:45:34
Yeah, I remember reading the bit about "premium cars" and then the regular ones, and thinking what a crock of shit that was. I didn't even know they ditched the cockpit view for a lot of them, either. This game sounds worse and worse the more I read about it. I don't mind the random cars though, like the ones from the 1900s with the crank sticking out of the radiator grille, or something as lame as a Prius. It adds variety. What annoys me are the numerous versions of the same damn car. Like in GT4.. go to Nissan, then count how many variations there are of the Silvia. And I don't mean like the different chassis' like the S13, S14, etc. I mean the different trims for the same exact car. You can buy the Silvia S15 K, the Q, and the base. Why would anyone bother with the base (shit motor),  or the Q (non-turbo SR20). Everyone is gonna go straight for the Silvia K (SR20DET) and cut out the bullshit.

On-topic here, fleas. My gf's cat has fleas and now we have to spray the fucking carpets down with Home Defense. Not how I wanted to spend my Saturday after working almost 60 hours this past week.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 08/13/11 at 15:48:04
Don't forget GT PSP. That game was one of the reasons i bought a PSP. I figured "Oh shit. That is going to be one clean looking, fresh, state of the art racing game.". But the actual product is more like a weak PS2 port.

The reason that makes me angry is because considering how the earlier GT games looked. You would expect the series to advance visually. GT on the PSP is not even as fun as Midnight Club and it hardly looks as good.

When i saw GT5 in motion the first time i was like "Yikes that is an early build. For a company with such a good track record, it must mean they are working hard on the driving physics.". But overall it just looks weak. Like they didn't try.

What is it with Japan lately and all the crappy products they are shitting out? They used to be known for constant and awesome quality. Now Japanese Gaming companies are going down the toilet faster than a lead turd.








Oh and fuck fleas. I have bad issues with Fleas. I will spray my self with cancerous poisons before i sleep in a room full of those fuckers.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by InfernalDeath on 08/13/11 at 16:04:14
After the whole ordeal with GT5, I'm iffy regarding the next one. If the next one is horrible, then I'm most likely done.

I bought a PSP also for that as well. What pissed me off the most is that I lost my PSP some couple of years back, and about a week or so later, they announce GT PSP.

Annoyances...running out of Klondike Oreo Ice Cream.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by XIZOR on 08/13/11 at 23:36:19
Going to sleep at a decent hour like 12-1am and getting up early for a change. In all my years (as in the past 8 plus years) I've stayed up way past acceptable/normal hours and slept in and gotten up later on in the day. Most of this was due to job schedules, alcohol and drug use, but lately for the first time in many years I'm actually on a normal daily cycle.

I sort of don't like this because for one, its out of the norm for me personally. I've always stayed up to absurd hours like 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 in the morning playing games or just doing whatever. Now, I feel "better" in a way being on a sleep schedule that coincides with society, but it just feels wrong to me.

I feel tired or sluggish most of the day a lot of times and want to take a nap almost every day now at some point. Most times I don't nap because it feels like a waste of what little waking time I do have, but I have to fight the urge to sleep. I have almost no motivation to do anything worthwhile or "fun" that I would normally do.

I always felt like the night owl mode was more "me" and it fit with my personality. It felt great sleeping in and waking up when I wanted. I also seem to sleep less because of this. 6 hours seems like all I can handle most days. My awareness and creativity were always at full capacity. Now I just feel like I'm conforming in a way and I don't know why. When I wake up early I just feel lazy throughout the day and don't really want to do anything productive when I'm not working and forced to.

I don't really live a lifestyle where I'm missing out on anything by having this sleep schedule, but it always sucks being tired when more interesting things are going on. I'm becoming a square like SynthR.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by YJ318 on 08/14/11 at 12:26:19
Xiz - How long have you been on the new "schedule" for?  It took me a while to get used to having a different job and sleep schedule as well, but now that I've been doing it for over a year, my body and mind is back at tip top shape as it was when I was used to my previous schedule.  Right now during my "School time schedule", I go to sleep around 1AM, get up at 8AM, work at 9AM.  When summer rolls around, like now, I have to get used to going to bed around 11PM, get up at 6AM and work at 7AM.  This at first sucked because I wanted to stay up later since it was nicer out in the summer, but getting out at 3PM instead of 6PM was nice too.  

All it comes down to, is getting a good rhythm down and getting used to keeping it up.  It'll get easier the longer you do it.

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Post by PureNRG on 08/14/11 at 16:16:30
I usually net 4-5 hours of sleep a night. I go to bed around 1 or 2am, get up at 6am, work from 7-3:30 and do it all again. I've just always ran on limited sleep though, so I guess my body is used to it. Even my sister made a comment about me being a machine because of how little I sleep. The weekends on the other hand.. I do about 10 hours on Saturday and Sunday, and it irks me to no end, because really, I hate sleeping. I feel like it's a waste of time when I could be doing something.. anything.. with my life.

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Post by XIZOR on 08/14/11 at 16:35:34
I guess I've been slowly falling into this new schedule for about 4 months now. It isn't all bad I suppose, especially since my girlfriend is pretty much on the same work/sleep schedule most days. Its always a pain when you and a girlfriend are on different schedules, but I do hate feeling tired about 4-6 o'clock most days and knowing that if I stay still or lay down there is a good chance I might crash.

I just hate going out with people or hanging with my girlfriend and were having a good time and I get tired and want to sleep when I would much prefer to stay up and enjoy the moment. Especially when I have a good buzz going. As it is right now, 4 to 6 beers, a round or two of sex and I'm ready to fall asleep by midnight. Alphas stay up to drink all night until they can't walk anymore and fuck all night until she can't walk anymore. I'm not feeling very alpha.

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Post by PureNRG on 08/14/11 at 19:42:42
LMAO..

On the weekends, I've been getting like that. I'll go to bed around 3 or 4am on a Friday night, sleep til 2pm Saturday, then wanna fall back asleep an hour later. I'm to the point where I wanna go to the doctor and see if something is wrong with me.

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Post by Hellbent on 08/14/11 at 19:44:57
Get a night job. Then she'll have to put up with your night owl schedule.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/16/11 at 03:22:15
Having to break the heart of a woman you love.  :-(  

Today sucked.

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Post by NapalmSanctuary on 08/16/11 at 04:10:07

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 08/16/11 at 03:22:15:
Having to break the heart of a woman you love.  :-(  

Today sucked.

The other night i had a dream about the only girl i ever loved. It was kinda strange in a run on way. Im at a bar and then this this girl turns around (its her, big surprise) and shes been stabbed in the stomach and she says "I think im gonna die" and i freak the fuck out, pick her up and try to find my way out of the bar but no one knows where the exit is. I wake up with tears in my eyes not remembering how the dream ended. I guess my point is, how is it a woman i havent even seen in 10 yrs still breaking my heart. I hate that shit.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Pogo The Clown on 08/16/11 at 04:33:16
I hate the way a Walmart smells of human odor. The inundating waves of corpulant, American diet-addicted flesh bags perspiring quart after quart of excremental secretions; emanating the foul sour stench of living, breathing shit! I just like imagining a pit or crater full of these subjects, as a mass grave, just to feel better sometimes

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by †Adonael on 08/16/11 at 08:00:19

Zerathustra wrote on 08/16/11 at 04:33:16:
I hate the way a Walmart smells of human odor. The inundating waves of corpulant, American diet-addicted flesh bags perspiring quart after quart of excremental secretions; emanating the foul sour stench of living, breathing shit! I just like imagining a pit or crater full of these subjects, as a mass grave, just to feel better sometimes


I hate how you type words that are hard to read at 5 am in a case of insomnia.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Kilrgrn on 08/16/11 at 08:17:11
I'd just take it up one level and say "I hate Pogo".

He fucking annoys me.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Magnum on 08/16/11 at 08:42:42
I know exactly how you feel Xizor. Been stuck in the "schedule" for decades now. I've never liked it but unfortunately I had to conform. This is why I tell you not to have children. LOL!

I absolutely cannot stand waking up every fucking day an hour or so before my alarm goes off. This has been happening for months, if not almost a year.

So I have to lie there because I refuse to get up earlier, because it pisses me off. Then when my alarm goes off, all of a sudden I feel like I can go back to sleep again. Very aggrivating.

I wake up on the weekends without the alarm, but if I don't set the alarm on my workdays, I over sleep. WTF?!?!? It's like so long as the alarm function on my clock is toggled, I'll wake up earlier but if I don't, I'll run late. I've set it on the weekends just to piss it off, and slept to the alarm, but am fully awake because I got woke up.

FUCK YOU MURPHY!!!! FUCK YOU IN THE GOAT ASS!!!!

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Post by NapalmSanctuary on 08/16/11 at 11:01:18
Hey IG, didnt mean to make your post about me bro. Sorry you had to  do that, cant imagine what its like cuz its always been the other way around with me.

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Post by Pogo The Clown on 08/16/11 at 12:25:52
I  would like to say that I hate how much of a dyke kilergrn is, she wishes she had a cock but still loves to get nailed by them. Her favorite words are " stupid" and " moron", so I can almost guarantee she'll garnish nearly any given conversation with that very same disposition. Go sit on your Dad's lap kilergrn and rectify your childhood trauma, and let the "men" take care of this site you inbred fuck. I bet you have a beard to go along with that pair of tits lol. Annoyance = Kilergrns existence in this dimension.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/16/11 at 12:51:10
I have always felt that insults deliver more of a sting when they retain some element of truth, substance or relevance to the receiver.  Creativity and elegance are other prime criteria for a solid bash.  

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by NapalmSanctuary on 08/16/11 at 13:05:14

Zerathustra wrote on 08/16/11 at 12:25:52:
I  would like to say that I hate how much of a dyke kilergrn is, she wishes she had a cock but still loves to get nailed by them. Her favorite words are " stupid" and " moron", so I can almost guarantee she'll garnish nearly any given conversation with that very same disposition. Go sit on your Dad's lap kilergrn and rectify your childhood trauma, and let the "men" take care of this site you inbred fuck. I bet you have a beard to go along with that pair of tits lol. Annoyance = Kilergrns existence in this dimension.


Shut up and take your medicine you stupid moron.

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Post by Trichocyst on 08/16/11 at 15:20:26
Ka-douche.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 08/16/11 at 15:43:12
Big words from a small brain. Classic idiot.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Kilrgrn on 08/16/11 at 21:30:15
Wait, that was an insult? Lol.

If his words had any merit I might be slightly upset. =(

He's just upset that I'm more of a man than he is. He even spelled my name wrong on purpose to try and bother me. Cute.

How am I even inbred? haha.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Spagett on 08/16/11 at 22:32:34
The only thing I hate about Kilrgrn is when she "POSTS" "porn/nudity".


:O

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Pogo The Clown on 08/16/11 at 23:15:06
Impotent of a bash or not to anyone, I thought it was funny regardless. I don't really intend to know anyone here well enough to substantiate my opinion of them.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/17/11 at 00:57:17
Personally, I've never found it all that difficult to compile tidbits of information about a person's individuality merely by reading a post here, another post there, and so on.  After a while, an effect known as pattern recognition eventually sets in and, miraculously, I somehow manage to have ended up accumulating enough of a wealth of knowledge and familiarity about their quirks to devise at least a minute grasp of either what they are all about, or how they personify themselves.  It's not to say that said hunches are always correct, but having direction is far more respectable than aimlessness when it comes to the insult game.

Are you saying that you have been a member of TMA for all of this time without remembering any of what you have read?  Is it this inability to file away information that, just as well, prohibits you from noticing the fact that most your posts make absolutely no sense?

I don't expect an intellectually honest response, but I would be delighted to have one.  

Just...thinkin' out loud here.

edit:  goddamn I was drunk when I wrote that

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Obliverate on 08/17/11 at 01:12:28
Pogo, I do not even know why you come here. Nobody likes you, and you can't even use big words to demonstrate their purpose. Nobody wants to go all Encyclopedia Brown on your ass, decoding the secret message hidden in that Britannica of a post.

The door is right over there.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/17/11 at 01:24:07
Kilrgrn is a stupid bitchfuck niggerlover who wears diapers to family reunions and sucks ass at competitive-level Crossfire.  


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Post by Kilrgrn on 08/17/11 at 01:52:44

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 08/17/11 at 01:24:07:
Kilrgrn is a stupid bitchfuck niggerlover who wears diapers to family reunions and sucks ass at competitive-level Crossfire.  



You've got me bagged. Also, I do love you.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/17/11 at 02:15:30
If you really love me, you'll post pics of your tits for all to see.  Otherwise, you just want money.

I know how y'all bitches be operatin'.




Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Obliverate on 08/17/11 at 02:18:30
Give her a Boulder Badge.


Bitches love Boulder Badge's.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/17/11 at 02:27:50
I had to google that.  

Nigga busted out some fucking Pokemanz.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by PureNRG on 08/17/11 at 02:49:07
A Pimp Named Slickback just made my night. Thank you.

lawlz @ teh pogo

If I may be so bold as to go on-topic.. I'm rather annoyed that my glasses are in the bedroom, and the screen is getting blurrier by the minute. Yes, I am THAT lazy to not go and get them.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Pogo The Clown on 08/17/11 at 05:13:03

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 08/17/11 at 00:57:17:
Personally, I've never found it all that difficult to compile tidbits of information about a person's individuality merely by reading a post here, another post there, and so on.  After a while, an effect known as pattern recognition eventually sets in and, miraculously, I somehow manage to have ended up accumulating enough of a wealth of knowledge and familiarity about their quirks to devise at least a minute grasp of either what they are all about, or how they personify themselves.  It's not to say that said hunches are always correct, but having direction is far more respectable than aimlessness when it comes to the insult game.

Are you saying that you have been a member of TMA for all of this time without remembering any of what you have read?  Is it this in ability to file away information that, just as well, prohibits you from noticing the fact that most your posts make absolutely no sense?

I don't expect an intellectually honest response, but I would be delighted to have one.  

Just...thinkin' out loud here.

The ramification of pattern recognition is axiomatically quotidian: it is just as informally  satisfactory of inquiry as it is to demonstrate it rhetorically, exploiting the irony of your conjecture. You just contradicted yourself. I merely implied that I intentionally deviate from imbibing any intrinsically formal notions of anybody here. I don't inadvertantly say I don't intend to observe or become intuitive of anyone's propensity somehow without knowing or realising  what the fuck i'm saying, lol. I don't care to "substantiate" or refine a realistic insult, your personalities are shit anyway, they speak for themselves. You wasted your time.

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Post by Hellbent on 08/17/11 at 09:04:53

Zerathustra wrote on 08/17/11 at 05:13:03:
The ramification of pattern recognition is axiomatically quotidian: it is just as informally  satisfactory of inquiry as it is to demonstrate it rhetorically, exploiting the irony of your conjecture. You just contradicted yourself. I merely implied that I intentionally deviate from imbibing any intrinsically formal notions of anybody here. I don't inadvertantly say I don't intend to observe or become intuitive of anyone's propensity somehow without knowing or realising  what the fuck i'm saying, lol. I don't care to "substantiate" or refine a realistic insult, your personalities are shit anyway, they speak for themselves. You wasted your time.


Translation.

I disagree and you wasted your time talking to me. Because i never care.

The amount of effort you put into trying to sound intelligent is pretty hilarious. You are a living breathing joke Pogo. Which i suppose is proper since you call your self "Pogo the clown".

Though Clowns are usually paid for their services. You are more like a homeless clown. The saddest of all clowns.

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Post by XIZOR on 08/17/11 at 09:24:27

Zerathustra wrote on 08/16/11 at 12:25:52:
I  would like to say that I hate how much of a dyke kilergrn is, she wishes she had a cock but still loves to get nailed by them. Her favorite words are " stupid" and " moron", so I can almost guarantee she'll garnish nearly any given conversation with that very same disposition. Go sit on your Dad's lap kilergrn and rectify your childhood trauma, and let the "men" take care of this site you inbred fuck. I bet you have a beard to go along with that pair of tits lol. Annoyance = Kilergrns existence in this dimension.


This is funny to me because about two weeks ago I had one of my regular TMA dreams (yes, I dream about hanging out with people from TMA) and in this particular dream Nina was hanging out with us and me and Hellbent convinced her to take her pants off. We were shocked when we found out she was packing a huge sausage down there. She was immediately kicked out of the party and banned from TMA.

Also, Pogo is fucking annoying as shit. He would be alright if he dropped the Thesaurus act.

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Post by Kilrgrn on 08/17/11 at 11:15:16
Sometimes I wish I had a penis. I think it would be fun to cockslap people.

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Post by DeathStrikesBack on 08/17/11 at 11:55:41

Kilrgrn wrote on 08/17/11 at 11:15:16:
Sometimes I wish I had a penis. I think it would be fun to cockslap people.


You think it would be fun. Man, you have NO IDEA.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/17/11 at 12:30:51

Zerathustra wrote on 08/17/11 at 05:13:03:
The ramification of pattern recognition is axiomatically quotidian: it is just as informally  satisfactory of inquiry as it is to demonstrate it rhetorically, exploiting the irony of your conjecture. You just contradicted yourself. I merely implied that I intentionally deviate from imbibing any intrinsically formal notions of anybody here. I don't inadvertantly say I don't intend to observe or become intuitive of anyone's propensity somehow without knowing or realising  what the fuck i'm saying, lol. I don't care to "substantiate" or refine a realistic insult, your personalities are shit anyway, they speak for themselves. You wasted your time.


1.)  There is no contradiction in what I said.

2.)  Your post makes no sense.

3.) Actually, you did not imply that the lack of relevance in your "insult" was intentional, rather that you had nothing to work with due to your lack of intent and, furthermore, that you have the observational skills of Ray Charles.  You do not have to "get to know" AISILWEN, for example, to observe that he or she lacks wit altogether whilst covering for it by claiming apathy (a lot like you are doing now), and thinks that every sentence in a chat room should begin and end with "lol".

These are the explanations which make the most sense:

a.)  You attempted to demonstrate a sharp wit, but failed miserably and, when called out on the fact that your attack held no weight, tried to save face by playing the aloof card.  Now you are trapped in a loop of trying to claim to be intelligent after you have already tried to convince us that you can't even subconsciously or consciously remember anything about anyone which could be used to insult them.  That is some counter-intuitive-ass shit.  

b.)  You really are that dumb.

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Post by NapalmSanctuary on 08/17/11 at 12:51:10
Dammit IG, dont make me buy a dictionary....cuz I will.


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Post by Pogo The Clown on 08/17/11 at 15:13:28
Ha, you people are ridiculous. You just exrtapolated all that in your response in futility. An example of this futility is the fact that you flat out reciprocate, " There is no contradiction in what I said" when you couldn't even explain how; especially when your argument is primarily on intellectual thoroughness. You may have people here fooled IG, but your ethics aren't as elucidating or illuminating as you seem to think. The lack of intent I spoke of was obviosly accommodated with forethought, as it is said or mentioned in the original post. This would corroborate that my lack of intent is in fact " intentional". My sharp wit is actually why we are having this discussion, moron,lol.  If I was retarded this would have been too easy for you, I would therefore have A) never composed an ensemble too byzantine for the likes of you to swarm over and elicit such interest simultaneously . B) I probably would have detracted with reticence or extreme succinct and somewhat daunted responses. C) The basis of fundamental comprehension and acumen needless to say, would have helped you realise my apathy is a result of your poor composure, as well as many more of you. D) "C" defines your ignorance, the very same effigy you attempted to paint of me, you ultimately enacted for yourself. Next time, when you attempt to accuse some one of not paying attention, remember this post. I just helped you use a tool, what did you ever do? lol I really am smarter than you...

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Post by NapalmSanctuary on 08/17/11 at 15:35:29

Zerathustra wrote on 08/17/11 at 15:13:28:
Ha, you people are rediculous. You just exrtapolated all that in your response in futility. An example of this futility is the fact that you flat out reciprocate, " There is no contradiction in what I said" when you couldn't even explain how; especially when your argument is primarily on intellectual thoroughness. You may have people here fooled IG, but your ethics aren't as elucidating or illuminating as you seem to think. The lack of intent I spoke of was obviosly accommodated with forethought, as it is said or mentioned in the original post. This would corroborate that my lack of intent is in fact " intentional". My sharp wit is actually why we are having this discussion, moron,lol.  If I was retarded this would have been too easy for you, I would therefore have A) never composed an ensemble too byzantine for the likes of you swarm over and elicit such interest simultaneously . B) I probably would have detracted with reticence or extreme succinct and somewhat daunted responses. C) The basis of fundamental comprehension and acumen needless to say, would have helped you realise my apathy is a result of your poor composure, as well as many more of you. D) "C" defines your ignorance, the very same effigy you attempted to paint of me, you ultimately enacted for yourself. Next time, when you attempt to accuse some one of not paying attention, remember this post. I just helped you use a tool, what did you ever do? lol I really am smarter than you...


Question #1:
Who are you trying to convince.

Question #2:
Do you really think its working.

You dont get it. IG is prolly the only one that understands what your saying and no one else cares cuz you keep posting a wall of convoluted crap. You got 2 options for success here bro. Chill the fuck out & be cool or delete your account.

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Post by Pogo The Clown on 08/17/11 at 16:45:34
oh please, this is brawl. I have been chill. Also, who the FUCK are you?!? This doesn't even involve you child.

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Post by Hellbent on 08/17/11 at 17:53:17
You call him a child due to insecurities over your own manhood. That is why you consider it an insult.

How tall are you?

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/17/11 at 18:16:37
It seems you have successfully obtained a passing grade in your prerequisite course for carrying on this conversation in the way which you have chosen:

Being Unintentionally Funny, Formulating Arguments Out Of Naught (otherwise known as BUFFaOON101).

Your mastery of this course's material is demonstrated by your attempt at reinterpreting for yourself what was initially an excuse proffered up to serve as an explanation for the malapropos nature of your original "insult".  After it was suggested that said excuse was an indication of an inability to file away in-plain-sight information (a deficiency that many people have), you went on to argue that such a suggestion was somehow contradictory--- while later going on to assert that the burden of proof was somehow on ME to prove a negative---and that it was magically your intention to ignore information which a reasonably intelligent human would automatically have absorbed over time anyhow; hence the remark about pattern recognition being put into play as a possible explanation for your insult's lack of substance or relevance.  Now, it seems, you are trying to say that your remark to the extent of not-wanting-to-get-to-know-anyone-well-enough-to-insult-them-with-any-modicum-of-relevance was actually you stating that you COULD have if you wanted to, but chose not to.  That is a contradiction of the texture of the initial excuse which was given as a direct retort to the starting accusation, and is a fine example of a concept that Republican propagandists are so fond of:  Revisionist History.

In other words, you initially made an effort to excuse your impertinence with the fact that you cannot be bothered to learn enough about someone via their posts to insult them in a meaningful way.  When it was pointed out that you do not have to get to know someone personally to simply take notice of their idiosyncrasies (via the repetition of their activity at TMA) for the purpose of giving them the needle in a way which bears relevance to them on a personal level, you pulled a John McCain and altered your position to one of an indifference so strong as to both directly and indirectly invalidate your own ability to automatically store information about a poster which could be used to insult them.



As far as my intelligence goes, well, I'm not the one trying to convince someone else that I am more intelligent than they are, despite the false impression Hellbent seems to be under.  The fact that you seem so caught up on asserting that you are more intelligent than I am---and also borderline obsessed with trying to validate your superior intelligence to TMA via the tasteless usage of extremely obscure vocabulary words which neither enhance nor give credence to your thoughts---is a decent-enough body of evidence to allege that you are most likely not very intelligent at all.

Whereas I would like to think that multiple people here at TMA would likely say that I am a worthwhile, contributing, funny, witty, helpful poster, I highly doubt that anyone here finds you to be more than an annoying little faggot.  Go listen to a shitty fucking Devourment record and think of ways to needlessly incorporate the word "vituperative" into a sentence.  

I can see why you guys find this little punk so obnoxious.

@HB - I'm even more insulted that you compared me to this asshole, now.  Come on now...I at least know what the fuck I'm talking about and communicate it in a way that makes sense.  I don't even employ very big of a vocabulary unless I am in science nerd mode.  Then again, it's all relative anyway.  Blah.  Oh, and, yeah...fuck you.

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Post by NapalmSanctuary on 08/17/11 at 18:41:12
I guess we can hang up the chill out & be cool option.

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Post by Dim Shades - on 08/17/11 at 19:55:46

Zerathustra wrote on 08/17/11 at 15:13:28:
Ha, you people are ridiculous.


I like how you try to act like the fucking Godfather of vocabulary but you had to cover the tracks of your inability to spell "ridiculous" and edit your post haha. Yeah, I generally don't give a shit if people make a few typos as long as I get the general idea of what they're trying to say. However, when someone tries to come off as an arrogant ass and makes a typo like that, it is time to throw in the towel.

I swear, man - I'd rather jerk off to C-Span's "Washington Journal" while an IV drip of NyQuil is injected into my vein than look at this pathetic sideshow you're trying to pull. At least I could stay awake through half of Washington Journal and crack a smile at the stone faced tendencies of the hosts...

Instead of trying to come off as a "Ralphie" vocabulary robot who watches old VHS tapes of Dennis Miller Live....why not just stop acting like an arrogant ass and say fuck it? Have you even been around the opposite sex or are you some kind of Napoleon Dynamite clone who makes robot and fart noises when he might possibly get laid? SHES TRYING TO GET IN MY PANTS! *ROBOT VOICE* ACCESS DENIED! ACCESS DENIED! */ROBOT VOICE*.

Get laid. The end.



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Post by Hellbent on 08/18/11 at 09:18:15

NapalmSanctuary wrote on 08/17/11 at 18:41:12:
I guess we can hang up the chill out & be cool option.


I'M FUCKING COOL AND CHILL ALL THE GOD DAMNED TIME WHO THE FUCK SAID I WASN'T?!?

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Post by NapalmSanctuary on 08/18/11 at 10:35:09

Hellbent wrote on 08/18/11 at 09:18:15:
I'M FUCKING COOL AND CHILL ALL THE GOD DAMNED TIME WHO THE FUCK SAID I WASN'T?!?

That wasnt for you man.

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Post by Hellbent on 08/18/11 at 10:49:22

NapalmSanctuary wrote on 08/18/11 at 10:35:09:
That wasnt for you man.



HOW COULD YOU EVEN FUCKING KNOW THAT YOU GOD DAMN CROATIAN!

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Post by NapalmSanctuary on 08/18/11 at 11:34:19

Hellbent wrote on 08/18/11 at 10:49:22:
HOW COULD YOU EVEN FUCKING KNOW THAT YOU GOD DAMN CROATIAN!

Get off my nuts you kerry king wannabe.

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Post by Trichocyst on 08/18/11 at 14:44:09

Zerathustra wrote on 08/17/11 at 05:13:03:
The ramification of pattern recognition is axiomatically quotidian: it is just as informally  satisfactory of inquiry as it is to demonstrate it rhetorically, exploiting the irony of your conjecture. You just contradicted yourself. I merely implied that I intentionally deviate from imbibing any intrinsically formal notions of anybody here. I don't inadvertantly say I don't intend to observe or become intuitive of anyone's propensity somehow without knowing or realising  what the fuck i'm saying, lol. I don't care to "substantiate" or refine a realistic insult, your personalities are shit anyway, they speak for themselves. You wasted your time.


Just in case anyone actually has doubts about this guy who is clearly masturbating with a thesaurus in his left hand, he's the same person who once argued vehemently that Twisted Metal was indeed "abysmal", because he stupidly believed that it was an adjective meaning "immeasurably great" as a good thing.

He's really just your average stupid person who is trying very hard to appear smart. In fact, he's probably a little dumber than your average stupid person, because the average stupid person knows that they are not that bright compared to their compatriots. Poor Pogo actually does seem to believe that he's intelligent, and that when he abuses the thesaurus for his posts, that they, not only make perfect sense (clearly they don't), but also that we can't spot his annoying little habit.

But really Pogo, it doesn't take a genius to see that you are clearly an idiot. You're probably that child who fails at school, no matter how hard you try, and you probably have feelings of hopelessness and depression that pervade consume fill your very existence.

That's okay though. If you have thoughts sometimes about hurting yourself, that's perfectly fine. It's normal. It happens to many of us.

The difference is that you're not wanted in this life, and you should probably do it because you have a useless existence. Nobody loves you and nobody ever will. You can keep trying to contact the family that abandoned you at that church's doorstep, but they're not likely to acknowledge that you were spawned from them because it is, quite frankly, a bit of an embarrassment.

Maybe you should just end it all. Don't necessarily have to kill yourself or anything as drastic as that, but you know, just find some sort of vagrant who would put up with your company in exchange for some food, clothes and money.

You know, if you're lucky and all. Keep those fingers crossed!

EDIT: oh, and if you look at the section I quoted from him here, you can spot the little extra spaces inserted here and there before or after "big words", where he obviously copy and pasted from a thesaurus.

What a horse's ass.

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Post by XIZOR on 08/18/11 at 16:58:14
I think its funny that Pogo is the complete opposite of your standard noob on TMA. Instead of posting a bunch of poorly strung together run on sentences, abbreviations, no punctuation, and overall poor English he resides at the opposite end of the spectrum where he tries so hard to use impressive words and correct grammar to the point that it ultimately achieves the same effect as any other newfag who doesn't know the how to use proper English.

Honestly, he would be an alright poster if he just dropped the act and spoke normally like the rest of us because he contributes well to most threads on TT. No one actually talks like his replies in real life and that is how you can tell he is full of shit.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/18/11 at 18:07:10

XIZOR wrote on 08/18/11 at 16:58:14:
I think its funny that Pogo is the complete opposite of your standard noob on TMA. Instead of posting a bunch of poorly strung together run on sentences, abbreviations, no punctuation, and overall poor English he resides at the opposite end of the spectrum where he tries so hard to use impressive words and correct grammar to the point that it ultimately achieves the same effect as any other newfag who doesn't know the how to use proper English.

Honestly, he would be an alright poster if he just dropped the act and spoke normally like the rest of us because he contributes well to most threads on TT. No one actually talks like his replies in real life and that is how you can tell he is full of shit.


Bollocks!  Your dastardly pontifications belie any fashion of linguistic acumen; little more than inefficacious nonage.  

"linguistitude" should be a word

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by YJ318 on 08/18/11 at 18:18:42
You know what annoys me?  This whole fucking BOTW lately.. it seems like a lot of useless, going nowhere, break my laptop, pathetic bitching about computers, linguistics, college, intelligence levels and what IG is gonna make his tofu taste like tonight.. and it's in every fuckin thread.. who the fuck cares, stop all the drivel, it's getting to be a little unbearable and conjures thoughts of pulling an "Evol"

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Post by PureNRG on 08/18/11 at 18:29:36
I remember him saying that he actually talks like that in real life, too.

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Post by Trichocyst on 08/18/11 at 21:09:23

YJ318 wrote on 08/18/11 at 18:18:42:
You know what annoys me?  This whole fucking BOTW lately.. it seems like a lot of useless, going nowhere, break my laptop, pathetic bitching about computers, linguistics, college, intelligence levels and what IG is gonna make his tofu taste like tonight.. and it's in every fuckin thread.. who the fuck cares, stop all the drivel, it's getting to be a little unbearable and conjures thoughts of pulling an "Evol"


When was BOTW any different?

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/18/11 at 21:43:04

The Dizaster Child wrote on 08/18/11 at 18:29:36:
I remember him saying that he actually talks like that in real life, too.


So he busts out the thesaurus or an iPhone app to communicate in person?  That has to take forEVER.

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Post by Trichocyst on 08/18/11 at 21:49:46

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 08/18/11 at 21:43:04:
So he busts out the thesaurus or an iPhone app to communicate in person?  That has to take forEVER.


He probably writes down "big words" on his hand and says them when he sees people, regardless of whether they're in context or not.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/18/11 at 21:54:16

Trichocyst wrote on 08/18/11 at 21:49:46:
He probably writes down "big words" on his hand and says them when he sees people, regardless of whether they're in context or not.


"Hey guys, how's the legerdemain hangin'?  Seen any cool defenestrations lately?  Anyway, it's time I inexorably took off on my merry way."  

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Post by Trichocyst on 08/18/11 at 22:03:25
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Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 08/19/11 at 00:13:28

YJ318 wrote on 08/18/11 at 18:18:42:
You know what annoys me?  This whole fucking BOTW lately.. it seems like a lot of useless, going nowhere, break my laptop, pathetic bitching about computers, linguistics, college, intelligence levels and what IG is gonna make his tofu taste like tonight.. and it's in every fuckin thread.. who the fuck cares, stop all the drivel, it's getting to be a little unbearable and conjures thoughts of pulling an "Evol"




You have no clue what old school Brawl on the Wall is.







This is a mockery of what BOTW used to be. It used to be so damn free and wild.


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Post by Zerathustra on 08/19/11 at 06:53:24
I believe my point has been successfully proven. Personalities for shit like I said. Also, trichcyst, that retrospective occurrence was a simple perspective obfuscation instead of syntax illiteracy. It was articulated amidst all the jabber and vituperation that I summarised my reasons for using it the way I did. Think of me as a sarcastic entity, as bombastic as it is, accept it, I do speak this way, lol. If you accrued the perspicacity some of you claim to have about everything, then that detail wouldn't have had to be exploited. It's pretty pathetic you're still running around with that notion still trying to convince to yourself and you're washed up friends around here that you "corrected" me,lol. I remember how badly I schooled you on ASKTMA, you were acting like such a prissy bitch about it, you even followed my comments around the forums attempting to aggravate me with petty puerile remarks. You cited me on ONE word, and still pull yourself to it. Fucking stupid people  

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Post by Magnum on 08/19/11 at 08:14:35

Zerathustra wrote on 08/17/11 at 15:13:28:
Ha, you people are ridiculous. You just exrtapolated all that in your response in futility. An example of this futility is the fact that you flat out reciprocate, " There is no contradiction in what I said" when you couldn't even explain how; especially when your argument is primarily on intellectual thoroughness. You may have people here fooled IG, but your ethics aren't as elucidating or illuminating as you seem to think. The lack of intent I spoke of was obviosly accommodated with forethought, as it is said or mentioned in the original post. This would corroborate that my lack of intent is in fact " intentional". My sharp wit is actually why we are having this discussion, moron,lol.  If I was retarded this would have been too easy for you, I would therefore have A) never composed an ensemble too byzantine for the likes of you to swarm over and elicit such interest simultaneously . B) I probably would have detracted with reticence or extreme succinct and somewhat daunted responses. C) The basis of fundamental comprehension and acumen needless to say, would have helped you realise my apathy is a result of your poor composure, as well as many more of you. D) "C" defines your ignorance, the very same effigy you attempted to paint of me, you ultimately enacted for yourself. Next time, when you attempt to accuse some one of not paying attention, remember this post. I just helped you use a tool, what did you ever do? lol I really am smarter than you...


God damn, motherfucking huh?? Pogo changed his name to this "Z" thingy name? Otay.....

Innately comes off intelectual because he IS intelectual. Using big words doesn't mean shit here as we've stated many times before.

Please continute the brawl. This is funny as hell actually. I loved DSB's comment. Damn right she has no idea. I'd love to show her just how much fun it is.  

Maybe she can get herself one of those outragious strap on's, and smack Spyda around a little. He might like that shit.

 

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Post by XIZOR on 08/19/11 at 09:26:51

Zerathustra wrote on 08/19/11 at 06:53:24:
I do speak this way, lol.   


Then I want you to get in the TMA voice chat with us. I want to hear you talk this way in real time. I'll be home later tonight and I'll get some TMA'ers together and you can join in so we can all witness this first hand.

I found another clip of Pogo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TexL-eyZHzo



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Post by PureNRG on 08/19/11 at 17:43:06
I want in on that voice chat. That son of a bitch owes me..

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Post by NapalmSanctuary on 08/19/11 at 17:59:44

Zerathustra wrote on 08/19/11 at 06:53:24:
I believe my point has been successfully proven.


Thats why you gotta tell us, right? keep it coming....seriously. I fucking suck at this but with you its like silver platter day.

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Post by YJ318 on 08/19/11 at 18:48:05

Hellbent wrote on 08/19/11 at 00:13:28:
You have no clue what old school Brawl on the Wall is.

This is a mockery of what BOTW used to be. It used to be so damn free and wild.


I never implied that I knew what old school BOTW was.. just speaking candidly about the rampant spewing of useless bullshit lately

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Post by XIZOR on 08/19/11 at 18:57:25
That is part of the fun of Brawl though. Sometimes the drama is over the top, but it has become immensely fun trolling Hellbent the last week. Most of my comments were meant to rile him up but it is funny watching everyone jump on the bash wagon. He deserves it anyways for being such a fuck ass lately.

The only thing wrong with Brawl these days is a lack of creative and funny posters like there used to be. We do still have some great posters, just not in great numbers because most of the greats have moved on or got tired of the shitty new posters.

The awards are fun to do, but ultimately its pretty cut and dry who will be up for them every couple weeks because of this.

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Post by Trichocyst on 08/19/11 at 20:01:39

Zerathustra wrote on 08/19/11 at 06:53:24:
ha ha ha my name is bob the clown and i have no penis because my mother ate it when i was a child and then she gave birth to me through her fat, stinking anus oh wait that's where my dad's dick went originally ha ha ha i like penis oh i wish i wish many manly men would just give me their penis because oh i so love the penis the end, lol.


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Post by Hellbent on 08/19/11 at 20:14:21



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Post by Obliverate on 08/22/11 at 02:13:00
Kyron Horman. Little backstory because I don't know how big this story is. Basically, in June 2010, towards the end of the school year, kid named Kyron was dropped off by his step-mom for a science fair. And no one has seen him since.
Basically, thye searched and searched, blah blah. they never found him. They never do! But then the story took a turn for the lulz. It became a fucking Soap Opera. The dad and his ex got back together, and then it was found out the step-mom tried to get a janitor to kill the father.
Holy shit is right.
Well anyways, the feds(!) got smart and decided that it was a lost cause.

And now every once in awhile, the father will make a speach on the news about how thye can't give up.
Give the fuck up and leave my news alone. He's dead. Gone.
Go to Home Depot, buy a new kid for $20! And I'm not saying they sell them inside ifyoucatchmyracistdrift.

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Post by PureNRG on 08/22/11 at 02:33:37
Wow, I never heard this story... yet the Casey Anthony thing was everywhere. Go fucking figure. Even her car getting crushed at a local scrapyard is all over Facebook. I hate mainstream media..

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Post by Obliverate on 08/22/11 at 02:36:04

The Dizaster Child wrote on 08/22/11 at 02:33:37:
Wow, I never heard this story... yet the Casey Anthony thing was everywhere. Go fucking figure. Even her car getting crushed at a local scrapyard is all over Facebook. I hate mainstream media..

The car crush thing was on fucking CNN for 5 minutes.

Yeah, I watch CNN.

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Post by PureNRG on 08/22/11 at 02:58:29
See what I mean? Who gives a fuck what they do with that rancid, stinkin-ass car? I got like, 5 texts from my friends when they announced that shit, and all I could reply with was, "well ok, your point?". The dumbest ass shit makes the news, and I'm tired of hearing about it. You never hear about anything we need to know, like the law that got passed in Indiana where the law enforcement agencies don't need probable cause or warrants to enter your home and search it, which complete violates our constitutional rights. Or the marine on home-leave who was shot 71 times by local police, then they refused to let the medics tend to him for over an hour. He died on the scene, and nothing came of it. Which, by the way, the cops had already ILLEGALLY entered his home and his weapon was in plain sight, above his head once he knew it was law enforcement. When he asked why the were in his house, they told him to go outside, and when SWAT saw him walking out with his gun in his hands, they opened fire immediately. But no, let's talk about some stupid cunt and her car.. or what she wore that day.. or where she went to eat for lunch.

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Post by Obliverate on 08/22/11 at 03:01:44
All of that. I was horrified when I heard that story. Jesus Christ, it's shit like that...
I dunno what's worse, the fact that they stormed into HIS house for no reason, he surrendured, and was shot 71 times, the fact that I haven't heard anything about them getting thrown in jail for life, or that I haven't heard that story outside TMA and Reddit.

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Post by Spagett on 08/22/11 at 05:16:28
Don't remember where I saw it but the dumb bitch supposedly wants to have more kids.

Yeok good luck with that, she seems to have an attraction towards niggers. (please get raped to death, then raped while your dead.) [unappealing, lifeless, unforgiven and undesirable]

Actually now I hope she gets hit by an aids bus driven by the dwarf kid from Little People Big World.

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Post by Sling on 08/22/11 at 05:21:22
Man that just pisses me off. Fuck the police. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeYHYJst-tE&feature=related

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Obliverate on 08/26/11 at 02:45:56
The fact that Forza 1 looks better than most of today's racing games.
ITS FUCKING 1


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Post by Obliverate on 08/29/11 at 06:58:19
When people say they love 'The' Regular Show. Yeah, I love it too. Like I love 'The' Top Gear and 'The' Family Guy.

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Post by Hellbent on 08/29/11 at 16:47:40
Shit you guys are like 16 years late to the party.

We already did Regular Show and Family guy back in the mid 90's with The Simpsons, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Beavis & Butthead, and Liquid Television.

Just in case the point goes over your head. Some of the people working on Regular Show worked on those older cartoons. Regular Show was part of a program by Cartoon Network where cartoon studios submitted pilots and they chose one out of about 12 to become an actual show. Regular Show was the winner.

The last time Cartoon Network did that it spawned Johnny Bravo, Powerpuff Girls, Dexters Lab, and a couple of other cartoons that no one would probably remember like Sheep in the big city.




Benson and Mordicai were in another short before the regular show pilot that was submitted to cartoon network. But i haven't seen that one yet. Something to do with them being on LSD so i imagine you won't see it on cartoon network.

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Post by PureNRG on 08/29/11 at 17:57:20
So what you're saying is we haven't seen a good new cartoon in about 12 years. If that's the case, I completely agree.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/29/11 at 18:16:08
Uhhh...

Sym-Bionic Titan.  

Justice League Unlimited.

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Post by Hellbent on 08/30/11 at 16:18:30
Seriously if you have not seen Liquid Television or Cartoon Sushi. Then you just don't know. It was Adult Swim in 1993. Cable was still kind of new. Much of the work was independent or done for college so the art and humor was extremely raw and creative.

Some of the writers for Beavis & Butthead went on to write for The Simpsons and nearly every other cartoon that the Fox network released. They also have shared Line Producers among other important people who help sculpt the cartoons into what they ultimately are.

Mike Judge has worked on tons of different projects but under different names. You can look that shit up on his wikipedia i think. My favorite was Ultra City 6060 on Cartoon Sushi.



My favorite cartoons in the mid 90's were

Duckman
Liquid Television
Cartoon Sushi
Beavis & Butthead
Ren & Stimpy
The Simpsons
The Critic
Aeon Fucks
The MAXX
The Tick
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
Batman TAS
Spawn (the art and animation was very cool. The sound was also nicely done. Better than the comic in my opinion.)
Reboot (if you are into PC hardware and programming the show is 2x funnier and more interesting to watch

and others i can't quite remember at the moment because finding good copies of them is like pulling teeth out of your dick.

You literally can't get the original Beavis & Butthead episodes. You have to pirate them from peoples VHS collections for many censorship issues. The worst one being Beavis and Fire references being removed after that child 7 year old burnt his house down killing him self and his baby sister. The family had no cable TV but they blamed Beavis & Butthead for inspiring them so MTV removed all fire references from the show.

That is why it was such a big deal when Beavis was breathing fire in the intro to Beavis & Butthead Do America. I hope with the new show they are allowed to do the fire references again.

They would joke in the show about it in hillarious ways. Beavis would say shit like "WATER! WATER rAAAAH!" when looking at water violently splashing against rocks off a cliff. or "Frier! Frier!" or in one music video "Candle.... candle... yeah.".

I have most of the uncut episodes but there are a few scenes that have eluded the collectors. You only ever really find the missing content on someones old dusty VHS.




The best cartoons to come out since the mid 90's are

Drawn Together (my personal overall favorite, every episode is good)
Ugly Americans/Super Jail (anything Augenblic studios does, they are fucking awesome.)
Futurama
Sealab 2021/Aqua Teen/Brak/the core Adult Swim lineup.
The Venture Bros (the people who made this also wrote for The Tick cartoon)
Archer/Frisky Dingo (by the sealab guys)
The Regular Show
Invader Zim
South Park
Family Guy
American Dad (i like this one better than Family Guy. It's much more violent and dark)

as well as tons of other good shows that did not last more than one season. I'm trying to only include shit that at least made it to a second season.

The thing is technology has improved so many of these current shows look amazing. Drawn Together for instance is amazingly clean and stable for so much character variation.

The stuff in the early/mid 90's was an interesting mix of traditional and new. There was digital art, hand drawn art, stop motion art... All sorts of shit going around at the time. It was cool because you got to see all types of animation and all type of humor.

Now that technology has made it easier for independent artists to get their shows out, and since the success of South Park. Shows are much more lazy these days. Though i am surprised to see Viacom coming out with both barrels with Futurama and Ugly Americans airing on Comedy Central. They are actually hiring good animation studios to do real animated shows.

I'm not really ragging on shows these days for just looking bad. The humor in shows like Duckman is still unsurpassed. Though Drawn Together makes me laugh every episode. Duckman has moments that always make me laugh every single time i see them.

Also Liquid Televison and Cartoon Sushi were just fucking awesome. I really wish they had continued doing those shows. The huge mash up of all types of animation was seriously cool.

Think of Rejected. Liquid Television and Cartoon Sushi were like huge long strings of cartoons like Rejected. Using a wide variety of animation styles. Entirely unpredictable.

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Post by Obliverate on 08/30/11 at 17:47:21
Are the netflix episodes edited?

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Post by Hellbent on 08/30/11 at 17:51:51
Any B&B episode that isn't recorded off a VHS in the mid 90's is edited or is completely removed from the series. Particularly every episode before the lawsuit which i believe was in 1996. About 1/3rd of the series due to the lawsuit. and another third of it due to general censorship from MTV standards and practices.

I can hook you up with all the episodes but it's about 13gb i think. But it has literally everything that is known to have been recorded. Including lots of extras, promos, and special appearances by B&B during the MTV music awards and on SNL's TV Funhouse.

I also have every Space Ghost Coast to Coast episode (many of them aren't released on DVD or aired because of legal reasons). As well as all the MST3K episodes including the ones that aired on public brodcast. Every single damn episode.

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Post by Zerathustra on 08/31/11 at 03:40:55
Glad to see you guys are still stupid, just wanted to stop by and see how correlating everybody's responses were from a while back, and I found nearly nothing. Ah, well, looks better on me. lol

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Post by Obliverate on 08/31/11 at 03:57:06

Zerathustra wrote on 08/31/11 at 03:40:55:
Glad to see you guys are still stupid, just wanted to stop by and see how correlating everybody's responses were from a while back, and I found nearly nothing. Ah, well, looks better on me. lol

Well addlepate, it nettles me that you present yourself here. I think it's been substantiated multiple times that you do not know what the fuck you are talking about. I can go and quote it if you want.
Stop using big words. You make an ass out of yourself when you don't know the meanings.
Like right now.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/correlating

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Post by Trichocyst on 08/31/11 at 06:21:59

Zerathustra wrote on 08/31/11 at 03:40:55:
Glad to see you guys are still stupid, just wanted to stop by and see how correlating everybody's responses were from a while back, and I found nearly nothing. Ah, well, looks better on me. lol


Hey Pogo The Cunt, have you cleaned the moths out of your mother's dirty vagina as yet?

Everybody, this little truant has a dirty vagina, don't sit too close to him. You might catch a new, more hostile form of AIDS from this pestilent little pussy. A form of AIDS so dastardly that it doesn't require the exchange of body fluids to be transmitted. Oh no, this form of AIDS is transmitted by reading Pogo The Cunt's posts and replies.

It's already killed his father and Pogo denies having sexual intercourse with his ass, but another possibility is that Pogo has simply been ass licking wherever he goes and picking up germs.

I still think you should kill yourself.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/31/11 at 09:00:33
Pogo The Clown still has yet to learn English, I see.  "SlowGo The Clown" seems more befitting of a name change.  

Anyhow, he was attempting to use the word "correlating" as a modifier, obviously failing to make sense due to his choice of suffix and placement, rendering the word as no more than a horrible attempt at inventing a participle.  The established---and correct---usage of the adjectival root would be correlative.

Interestingly enough, there are more advanced---several of which being far too archaic---interpretations as well.  For instance, you can use the verb form's spelling to create both a noun and an adjective by pronouncing the ate as it and/or et; and they are a type of homograph known as heteronyms.  

- PERfect - adjective
- perFECT - verb

This is 7th grade AP English, 9th grade standard English for others.  It doesn't get more basic than this.  I actually remember the times I laughed in class in 7th grade when I learned this shit..."durr hurr she said homo, hurrrrrrr".  I can't say I've managed to evolve my sense of humor much beyond that level of maturity, but I at least know my middle school English.  This is why it is so ironic that he places himself out in the open with claims of some monumental intellect.  

For fuck's sake, if people forget the technicalities of English, they tend to have it finely drilled back into them via Eng-101.  Did you even make it to English 101 yet, SlowGo?  It's okay if you didn't, we're all still very proud of you.  You'll show 'em just how special you are some day, little buddy.


I don't claim to be a master of English or anything, but when I am in a certain state, I suppose my posts can read very "In my study, drinking earl grey and reading Charles Dickens whilst enjoying a Franz Liszt etude".  That's because, well, I am.  Well, that, or jackin' it.  In all seriousness, though, my point is simply that, despite the oft overachieving ways of my youth saturating my present-day diction in my posts, I manage to communicate some rather sophisticated ideas with my language (again, when in such states).  You, SlowGo, do not.  

That is the difference.  

You talk about being articulate, I demonstrate and exercise that characteristic (with relative ease, I might add, because I have always been that person, and it is plain to see that I cannot be anyone else.  It's probably why nobody gets on my case about it, because it's pretty fucking apparent that I can't help being a goddamn nerd).

The funniest thing to me, however, is that the academic you seem so hellbent on making us believe you are...





























































...is actually the person I obviously am.  





































































I'm your goddamn hero, mother fucker.  Suck that fucking cock.  

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Post by XIZOR on 08/31/11 at 09:05:59
So Pogo, when are you going to join us in a TMA chat where you can show us in real time how you actually speak like a broken thesaurus? No need to keep up the charade at this point unless you can prove that its real. We all know its not, but that doesn't mean we don't want to humiliate you in real time either.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/31/11 at 09:10:41
He's an actor, so perhaps if you find him a scriptwriter, he will.  


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Post by PureNRG on 08/31/11 at 09:52:56
What the fuck, does this guy have some kind of faggot-powered ESP or something? We mention him for like, two minutes last night and poof, here he is. Attention whoring at that. I'm coming to the conclusion that its actually you in those pondering retard pics Speghett is always posting. Why the fuck haven't your parents locked you in the basement and cut off your contact from the outside world yet?

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Post by XIZOR on 08/31/11 at 10:05:06

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 08/31/11 at 09:10:41:
He's an actor, so perhaps if you find him a scriptwriter, he will.  


Its more likely that he will record and make a soundboard of himself saying a wide variety of rehearsed sentences and lines that could be used to reply to broad questions and topics. Then, every time we say something he will just press and button and we will get an automated response.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/31/11 at 10:10:32
Random annoyance:

Having to restrain myself from trolling TT.  Every time I read TT and come across some stupid ass shit (which is every day), I think of so many wonderful things to respond with.  I just have this autonomic nervous system reaction which makes me want to derail any thread that becomes populated by idiots and their meaningless, generic posts.  "additional generic cop compliment, Brian".

:-(

I suppose I could just say "Hey, friend, come on over to BOTW so we can talk this out like gentlemen".

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Post by XIZOR on 08/31/11 at 10:15:55
Jesus Mary and Joseph you have no idea how much I want to troll TT every single day! It takes every once of restraint I can muster to be a good little Mod and not just delete or edit every other reply or bash someone altogether. Sometimes its hard for me to even read TT because of this. Its like lions circling around a caged deer just waiting for the lock to break so we can devour them. I feel like a perv or pedophile lurking outside the school fence just waiting for a little virgin girl to get close enough so that I can fuck her brains out! I waited for weeks for Pogo to finally get brave again on come to Brawl so we could give him the works. I guess we can just let these noobs fall into a false sense of security on TT and then rip them apart once they feel brave enough to venture into the dark forest of Brawl.

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Post by Obliverate on 08/31/11 at 12:21:48
I try to stick to posts that don't matter. I know I shouldn't troll there at all, but holy fuck is it hard to stop myself.
So I wouldn't troll in any TMBO posts, TM2PC, TMPS3 official posts, etc.
But an 8 page overnight post about TM3/4 trivia? How the fuck could I not troll?

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Post by PureNRG on 08/31/11 at 15:11:09
Xizor needs to give Arch a lesson in how to rule with an iron fist over on those walls. Even the on topic replies are worthless and vanilla, let alone the borderline spam posts and hollow threads. I'm surprised its went on this long.

My new annoyance: some shithead trying to break into my house. It looks like I'm on my way to some firearms...

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Post by Obliverate on 08/31/11 at 15:20:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1q_rRicAwI&feature=related

Use this.

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Post by PureNRG on 08/31/11 at 18:35:37
Too late. I now own a Mossberg 12-gauge shotgun.

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Post by Obliverate on 09/01/11 at 03:11:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_VheAwZBuQ

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/01/11 at 03:37:38
I'm a Winchester man, myself, but you cannot go wrong with a Moss aka baby nasty.  

U git dat 500, dawg?

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/12/11 at 19:29:04
Fucking FAFSA bullshit.  

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Post by YJ318 on 09/12/11 at 20:31:17
Football annoys the shit out of me.

oh and people on bicycles that use a whole fucking lane in the main road and wait at the red lights and shit..

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Post by Spagett on 09/12/11 at 20:43:08
When my cat fails / falls off my cabinet / dresser or anything.

She fell in my trash can before  :o

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Post by Hellbent on 09/12/11 at 22:52:21
I hate it when people who suck dicks get close to me and start talking. Because i can smell what you have been doing and it's gross. At least brush your teeth when you are done blowing random people in the ally way.

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Post by King Kill on 09/13/11 at 00:38:19
What is it with women on dating sites that are obviously geared towards sex, such as xxxmatch, that want to TALK for awhile before hooking up. This is supposed to be a FUCK site, I don't want to sit there and fucking talk to you forever and ask you what you do for fun or what your dog's name is and try to get to know every damn thing about you because I DON'T FUCKING CARE. If I wanted to talk, I'd join some gay site with fat women like plentyoffish. Who goes to xxxmatch looking for a long term relationship anyway? In porn, all you need is a quick HIV test and you're good to bang. No chit chat. I always request that the girls be totally shaven because pubic hair gets stuck in your throat sometimes. That's irrelevent though.


People, you know who you are, who have thousands of posts and post 100 times a day but never really say anything, troll a lot. To the point that no one wants to read anything they write anymore.

Deer gaurds are fucking retarded. What are the chances you're going to actually hit a deer? And even if you do, I'm sure your stupid pick up truck could handle the impact with maybe a minor dent. Or, if you were a good driver, like me, you could just avoid hitting the deer altogether. Just pay attention to your surroundings. It's stupid to drive around with a giant ugly thing on your truck to protect you from something that will probably never happen anyway.

My only sibling being all niggerfied and stuff.



Tacos,
K.K.

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Post by Obliverate on 09/13/11 at 01:36:37
te.com
I bet half of their traffic is from me being too fast for my browser.

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Post by NapalmSanctuary on 09/13/11 at 02:56:19
People who accept all their self-defeatist bullshit and spew it at me cuz i dont accept mediocrity.

People that really think the government is "here to help".

Porn, bloody steaks that were ordered as medium well, taco bell cuz they keep putting this nasty yellow cheese sauce on my tacos instead of the regular real cheese, belligerent drunks, pot heads that cannot be discreet, people that smell funny, FPS games, weakness, elitism.

People that dont know shit about american history, civics or economics but still vote. People that dont want to work but have no problem living off of those of us that pay taxes.

Michael Bloomberg & Bill O'reilly.

This guy that kicked my ass with raiden, sent me rage mail and wouldnt fight me again....Seriously, that made no sense at all.



XIZOR wrote on 08/31/11 at 10:15:55:
It takes every once of restraint I can muster to be a good little Mod and not just delete or edit every other reply or bash someone altogether. Sometimes its hard for me to even read TT because of this.

Was starting to wonder what happened to ya.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/13/11 at 04:16:21
bloody steaks that were ordered as medium well


Well, sometimes that just happens due to the fact that the meat hasn't "set".  The medium-well steak just has to sit there and re-absorb the blood+marinade in order to maintain its juiciness whilst still being past the "medium-rare" point.  

I do agree, though, that mis-prepared food can be an annoyance when at a 3-to-4 star restaurant.  


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Post by XIZOR on 09/13/11 at 09:37:13
What do you know about a nice juicy steak you vegan scum!

"People that dont want to work but have no problem living off of those of us that pay taxes."

You mean like most of the niggers that live around here? I swear to god about 90% of the blacks that come in to my work to buy groceries have an EBT card or WIC. Its fucking insane really. Not that there isn't some white trash that uses them as well but the amount of black people that buy their fucking Kool Aid, steaks, chicken, ribs, and junk food on my fucking tax paying dollars is astounding.

We have this game we play at work during the first week or two of the month called "EBT or no EBT" where every black person that walks up we guess whether or not they are going to pay with food stamps. Guessing EBT is usually the correct answer so its a game where everyone wins.

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Post by InfernalDeath on 09/13/11 at 09:49:55
^^^ That's what my area's like.

People who cannot put the right information on a document. According to this paper I saw last night, I'm in 8th grade!

How the fuck do people like that get a job but not me?

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/13/11 at 13:50:32
"What do you know about a nice juicy steak you vegan scum!"

Pssssht.  I could stuff a rib eye with wilted kale and serve it with a pomegranate gastrique if I wanted to, nigga.

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Post by NapalmSanctuary on 09/13/11 at 14:12:52

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 09/13/11 at 04:16:21:
I do agree, though, that mis-prepared food can be an annoyance when at a 3-to-4 star restaurant.  

I guess i deserve the annoyance for actually expecting Shoney's to get it right. Still pisses me off though cuz i cook shit right regardless of where i work at. It seems good work ethic is too much to expect from the modern generation.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/13/11 at 15:40:10
When people refer to Mr. Mxyzptlk as "mixzelplick" or however most people mangle it.  

MIX-YEZ-PIT-LICK

KILL-TIPSY-ZIM


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Post by Hellbent on 09/14/11 at 01:33:09
IF i get crap food at a restaurant i just get a refund and go get fast food.

Every time they offer me a free meal i just know they spit in my drink or some shit. At least with fast food i can ignore that the guy cooking my food hates me.

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Post by Darkside TM2 on 09/14/11 at 18:22:23
People who think Driver SF Sucks because of the unrealistic "SHIFT" feature in it.

Another thing.

People in stores that stash their stuff on the same place as the stuff that you can buy.

For example: At one time I was in a dump shop, and i saw a box full of PS1 games. So i looked at every game in the box. Then this guy comes down from some....bloody stairs and says ( Those are ours).
3rd time in a row, well to bad for him he is missing some games now.

Then again, there is another shop not very far away where i bought 5 Vinyl records and got 3 free.

God bless that store owner .

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Post by Obliverate on 09/14/11 at 18:50:53

Mr YST . wrote on 09/14/11 at 18:22:23:
People who think Driver SF Sucks because of the unrealistic "SHIFT" feature in it.

We know you like Driver:SF. But seriously, if it was back to the original idea they claimed in where the game took place WHILE HE WAS IN A COMA, it would have been fine. But the shift is stupid. It's not the biggest problem of the game though.
That'd have to be the gameplay.

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Post by Darkside TM2 on 09/14/11 at 19:01:08

wrote on 09/14/11 at 18:50:53:
We know you like Driver:SF. But seriously, if it was back to the original idea they claimed in where the game took place WHILE HE WAS IN A COMA, it would have been fine. But the shift is stupid. It's not the biggest problem of the game though.
That'd have to be the gameplay.

Why the gameplay then ?

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Post by Obliverate on 09/14/11 at 19:21:22
Cars handle like shit. Characters are shit. Missions=shit. Why the fuck is a cop helping a father-daughter street racing team? Why the fuck is a cop destroying a man's car. Why the fuck is he a cop? How?

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Post by Darkside TM2 on 09/14/11 at 19:33:39

wrote on 09/14/11 at 19:21:22:
Cars handle like shit. Characters are shit. Missions=shit. Why the fuck is a cop helping a father-daughter street racing team? Why the fuck is a cop destroying a man's car. Why the fuck is he a cop? How?

Ok.

But in all seriousnes(s)....am i the only one that can look beside that ?!?

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/14/11 at 19:38:42

Mr YST . wrote on 09/14/11 at 19:33:39:
Ok.

But in all seriousnes(s)....am i the only one that can look beside that ?!?


Look beside what is arguably the entire game?  

Why do you have parentheses around the second s of "seriousness"?

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Post by Darkside TM2 on 09/14/11 at 19:43:09
Because i forgot how many SSSSes there are at the end.

You could say i'am a bit dysle....dys..

you know .

And i meant beside the unrealistic stuff in DSF .

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Post by Trichocyst on 09/15/11 at 19:33:37
When Sarah Jessica Parker gets roles acting as a lady who is younger than 50 when her face looks older than 60.

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Post by NapalmSanctuary on 09/16/11 at 01:48:32
Square-Enix making Final Fantasy games without Sakaguchi and Uematsu.

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Post by Wizard of Sextown on 09/16/11 at 02:19:59
Square-Enix making Final Fantasy games.

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Post by Kilrgrn on 09/16/11 at 03:24:22
Final Fantasy

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Post by Serpentine on 09/16/11 at 03:59:24
Illiterate douchebags that tries to impress me by telling me a long absurd story about how they survived a gang war or some shit like that. It involved a pack of dogs and a fire extinguisher..

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Post by NapalmSanctuary on 09/16/11 at 04:18:23

Kilrgrn wrote on 09/16/11 at 03:24:22:
Final Fantasy
My heart just broke a little.

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Post by Hellbent on 09/16/11 at 04:19:21
I spend a good 50% of my work time hearing people lie about past achievements.

Want to be an important person? Dress up like a crippled war veteran and blow your brains out on the Today Show during a sidewalk interview. Make sure that it's on a slow news week so they replay it a few times.





On Final Fantasy. I did buy that FF4 game on the PSP. It's pretty good. But i think that is mainly because it's one of the older titles. I miss when RPG's would play like Chrono Trigger and FF4. FF7 had really perfected that older style.

I think Square Enix is much like Capcom, in that they are losing touch with their core audience while trying to advance their games technologically.

In the 80's and 90's i always imagined the Japanese gaming companies being bigger. Now Japanese games tend to focus more around character and story. Which is fucking awful because pretty much everything Japanese has been stereotyped into a corner. It has the saturday morning cartoon syndrome to where things are either entirely predictable or overly complex in stupid ways.

So now that the major japanese gaming companies lost their talents. We have Mass Effect and The Elder Scrolls. Actually i'm pretty happy with that. Oblivion is still fucking massive compared to anything Square has ever made.

Also Blizzard finally got off their asses and are putting lots of time and work into Diablo 3.

Man fuck new japanese games. I wonder what the fuck happened? The more i think about it the more i'm confused by it all. It's like when 3D Realms started cleaning house they all moved to Japan and got jobs at Sega.

Konami still kicks ass. Seriously if Konami starts turning up the suck knob on their games i'm gonna set my NES on fire.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/16/11 at 04:24:24

Serpentine wrote on 09/16/11 at 03:59:24:
Illiterate douchebags that tries to impress me by telling me a long absurd story about how they survived a gang war or some shit like that. It involved a pack of dogs and a fire extinguisher..


*skips away*





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Post by Hellbent on 09/16/11 at 04:35:09
I like it when people try to excuse their shitty grammar by calling it Ebonics. Back in the 70's they called it "Jive".

Or when they say that math tests are culturally biased. They called that "retarded" in the 70's.

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Post by Spagett on 09/16/11 at 04:42:18
When black people say their favorite movie is Scarface.
(YEAH DAWG HEZ A REAL STRAIGHT UP GANGSTA)

I'm thinking... shut the fuck up, everyone knows that every black guys favorite movie is Friday.

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Post by Serpentine on 09/16/11 at 04:44:05

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 09/16/11 at 04:24:24:
*skips away*


Haha, you got me. PLAY WATER GUN TAG! Maybe I was a little out of line saying illiterate when in reality I spend 80% of my time speaking in ASL, a visual language that hardly uses grammar and punctuation. Ah well.

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Post by PureNRG on 09/16/11 at 07:48:25
Having to wake up at 6am to work a half-day, and my mp3 player being near dead with no charger.

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Post by Trichocyst on 09/17/11 at 17:55:28
Having to wake up before 4am to go on to work 20 hours with no break.

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Post by Obliverate on 09/18/11 at 05:23:35
  • People. I hate people.
  • The newer Scion xB's or xD's or whatever. You know, the ones that USED TO be boxy? That's what made them cool!
  • People who sag.
  • Mexican guys who are bald, sag their pants, wear oversized white t-shirts, and are fat. YOU ARE UP TO NO GOOD SON!
  • It's 1:30.
  • Racist black people who think that it's okay because they are black.
  • Hot Topic.
  • Invader Zim. After the show was cancelled. The fans. My god the fans.
  • The fans.
  • The fans.
  • How the diehard fans never get any swag but it's always "omg look @ da sweat toof mask i got from a frend hu went to gamecon!!!!!"
  • People are on TT that have never played TM. WTF? Get the fuck out.
  • Tyler Perry
  • ICP.
  • "Juggalos"
  • Endermen. Fuck you. Assholes.
  • People who won't accept that they are wrong. I don't mean trolling. I mean they are just flat-out wrong.
  • Religion. I'm sorry, maybe it's my brain, but I have yet to find a religion that makes any sense whatsoever. It's like, I can't go 5 seconds after reading something on a religion before I start disproving things to myself.
  • How judgmental todays world is. I'm a fucking closet atheist to my family. Because they would judge me. And disown me. And I like Christmas.
  • Where the fuck are the awards man?
  • You actually read this far.

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Post by PureNRG on 09/18/11 at 06:26:19
People who think that Scions were ever cool. No they weren't.

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Post by XIZOR on 09/18/11 at 08:42:20
People who complain that I don't have the awards done yet.

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Post by Obliverate on 09/18/11 at 13:10:01
People who can't fulfill their duties.

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Post by XIZOR on 09/18/11 at 14:05:54
You can go fuck yourself honestly. I'd didn't mind the joking around about it before, but you seem like you are just being a faggot about it now. Sorry that I work six days a week and like to do other things in my free time like fuck my girlfriend and play video games besides writing the awards. I've already stated that they are incoming and Brawl has been fucking dead and boring lately. There really isn't much award worthy as it is right now and we seem to be down to about 10-20 regulars on Brawl. There is no rule that says awards HAVE to be done every two weeks, Magnum just did that himself. I am not Magnum. If that isn't good enough for you then I guess that is just to fucking bad isn't it?

Why don't you go fuck off on 4chan for a while since you seem to be confused about which site is which half the time anyway.

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Post by Obliverate on 09/18/11 at 15:01:13
Well sorry, but I enjoy reading them.
It's called Motivation!

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Post by Hellbent on 09/18/11 at 16:24:36

wrote on 09/18/11 at 15:01:13:
Well sorry, but I enjoy reading them.
It's called Motivation!



Just keep posting lame jpegs. No need to constantly harass a guy doing the best he can.

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Post by Wizard of Sextown on 09/18/11 at 16:27:16

XIZOR wrote on 09/18/11 at 14:05:54:
You can go fuck yourself honestly. I'd didn't mind the joking around about it before, but you seem like you are just being a faggot about it now. Sorry that I work six days a week and like to do other things in my free time like fuck my girlfriend and play video games besides writing the awards. I've already stated that they are incoming and Brawl has been fucking dead and boring lately. There really isn't much award worthy as it is right now and we seem to be down to about 10-20 regulars on Brawl. There is no rule that says awards HAVE to be done every two weeks, Magnum just did that himself. I am not Magnum. If that isn't good enough for you then I guess that is just to fucking bad isn't it?

Why don't you go fuck off on 4chan for a while since you seem to be confused about which site is which half the time anyway.


Welcome to doing the awards! I hate to say it but the downside to doing it is taking the bitching off people when they aren't done for a while.

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Post by XIZOR on 09/18/11 at 16:51:41

wrote on 09/18/11 at 15:01:13:
Well sorry, but I enjoy reading them.
It's called Motivation!


Well I'm glad you enjoy reading them, I really do, because I enjoy doing them and spend a good deal of time and care on them, but I don't need motivation. I need more time in my life. I spent about 5 hours of my free time yesterday working on some epic awards and I'll probably spend about 5 or 6 more hours on them tomorrow finishing them up. I could, and would rather in a lot of ways, spend that time doing anything else--hanging out with my girl, playing Dead Island one last time before Gears--but instead I'm going to finish the awards for you and everyone else. Not because its my "duty" or I feel obligated to do them, but because I want to. If that is not good enough then I'm sorry, but that is all I have to offer.

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Post by Spagett on 09/18/11 at 16:53:20
When people listen to dubstep.

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Post by Trichocyst on 09/18/11 at 19:09:48
The fact that my country has a 11pm-4am curfew and is in a state of emergency.

Concerning the awards, Magnum spoiled us by being prompt and regular, but it's not a rule that it has to be done within a particular time frame. It's perfectly fine if the person doing them couldn't at a particular point because something more important in real life happened to arise, and it's even more understandable if it's postponed simply because the walls are dead.

Think about it, do you want a crappy thread to win "Post Of The Week" only because there was only one thread posted in a given time period?

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Post by NapalmSanctuary on 09/18/11 at 19:19:20
What country you live in Trich?

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Post by Obliverate on 09/18/11 at 19:41:26
Don't get the idea that you have to do them every 2 weeks, like it's some forced-date. I'm honestly being sarcastic with most of my 'do the awards dickwipe' shit.
Yes, BOTW has been boring as shit lately, and yes, I imagine Dead Island is fun. But when I joined TMA, Magnum was doing awards every Sunday. I don't know how the man pulled it off. Maybe TMA wasn't as boring then. Maybe he could take the time and not pick up hookers at the truck stop to pull them out. They were fantastic either way.
And so were yours. It's just a shame that they don't happen as often.

And just for you Hellbent, another jpg.



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Post by DeathStrikesBack on 09/18/11 at 19:58:39

Spag wrote on 09/18/11 at 16:53:20:
When people listen to dubstep.



WOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOB

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Post by Obliverate on 09/18/11 at 20:40:01

DeathStrikesBack wrote on 09/18/11 at 19:58:39:
WOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOBWOB


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Post by Trichocyst on 09/18/11 at 21:12:13

NapalmSanctuary wrote on 09/18/11 at 19:19:20:
What country you live in Trich?


Trinidad & Tobago. It's not any one event that happened recently that caused the state of emergency to be called, it's officially because the country has had increasing crime for more than a decade now without any government actually doing anything about it.

Although there are rumours that it does go a bit deeper than that- there are stories about drug cartels from Mexico, seized drugs, and some sort of violent, terrorist type retribution that was actually prevented by calling the state of emergency.

Military guys stop people driving during curfew hours, even if you've got a huge curfew pass displayed on your windshield, and question you at gunpoint.

Fun times!

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Post by Hellbent on 09/19/11 at 01:01:35

wrote on 09/18/11 at 19:41:26:
Don't get the idea that you have to do them every 2 weeks, like it's some forced-date. I'm honestly being sarcastic with most of my 'do the awards dickwipe' shit.
Yes, BOTW has been boring as shit lately, and yes, I imagine Dead Island is fun. But when I joined TMA, Magnum was doing awards every Sunday. I don't know how the man pulled it off. Maybe TMA wasn't as boring then. Maybe he could take the time and not pick up hookers at the truck stop to pull them out. They were fantastic either way.
And so were yours. It's just a shame that they don't happen as often.

And just for you Hellbent, another jpg.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_-e_iSFE6g&NR=1


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Post by King Kill on 09/19/11 at 13:47:42
Stop telling us.about your stupid sex life.

Why does Walmart sell most of their clothes in xxxxxxxxxxxxxlarge? Not everyone is Hellbent. Not everyone weighs 1000lbs. Even their small is the equivalent of large anywhere else.

If your gut starts protruding, your hair goes bald, your teeth get messed up... Take.care of it! Don't just walk around fat and bald and not do anything about it. No one wants to look at that, its unpleasant. How hard is it to spray on some Rogain or whatever.

Tall people are more successful my ass. Small people rule the world.

A "#" doesn't mean "pounds"

Americans are way too fat. I'm going to date Russian women from now on..

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Post by Spagett on 09/19/11 at 20:36:55

wrote on 09/18/11 at 20:40:01:


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Post by Hellbent on 09/19/11 at 20:55:17

King Kill wrote on 09/19/11 at 13:47:42:
Stop telling us.about your stupid sex life.

Why does Walmart sell most of their clothes in xxxxxxxxxxxxxlarge? Not everyone is Hellbent. Not everyone weighs 1000lbs. Even their small is the equivalent of large anywhere else.

If your gut starts protruding, your hair goes bald, your teeth get messed up... Take.care of it! Don't just walk around fat and bald and not do anything about it. No one wants to look at that, its unpleasant. How hard is it to spray on some Rogain or whatever.

Tall people are more successful my ass. Small people rule the world.

A "#" doesn't mean "pounds"

Americans are way too fat. I'm going to date Russian women from now on..




Haha you missed the fat joke by about 7 years you tranny chasing cock mongler.

Also at the Walmart in my area they have plenty of small and medium sizes. Like real smalls. Small enough that they fit my teenie chineese GIRLFRIEND.

Once i had problems finding the pants i like in my size because the only ones they had in the style i wanted were in a 30 waist 42 length. Being 6'4 and lean at 230 pounds does make shopping for clothing a bit difficult.

I hate it when someone buys me a dress shirt. I button it up. Then touch my hands together and the entire back rips open or the slaves tear at the seams.People really gotta stop buying me shirts. A Medium is tastefully tight, a large is way more tastefully tight, and an XL is loose and cozy. Its the same way weather i'm at Macys or Walmart.

I've bought 3 bicycles from Walmart and completely trashed 2 of them. They just keep giving you bikes until one of them is collision resistant.

Ragging on Walmart is such stupid shit. The only people who have the right to bitch about walmart are the companies that Walmart put out of business by selling better products at cheaper prices. Oh wait they don't have the right to complain, because it's god damned business.

If you are scared of being put out of business. Don't open up a fucking store that competes with Walmart. I heard the same bitching when Blockbusters was puting family rental places out of business. Fuck family rental. They had a shit game selection and cost more than Blockbusters did (before they put them all out of business, jacked up their prices, and got crushed by Netflix)

I find the people who complain about Walmart the most can always afford to shop other places.

I'm sorry that the porridge doesn't fit your royal taste king faggot.

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Post by NapalmSanctuary on 09/19/11 at 23:55:51
Fantasy novels that start with walls of text about fictional world histories and 10 page dramatis personae. Tolkien is the only guy that gets away with that shit.

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Post by PureNRG on 09/19/11 at 23:56:40
Is one of said bikes the one that met the Volvo in a rather tasteless manner? I bet that'd be a hard one to explain.

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Post by Wizard of Sextown on 09/20/11 at 01:01:33
Dumb fucks who think that an overweight person automatically means they eat cheeseburgers all day, every day and do nothing. In spite of the fact that there are a number of diseases and genetic dispositions that can lead to weight problems.

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Post by Wizard of Sextown on 09/20/11 at 01:10:11
College girls trying to tell you the meaning behind a poem, it is painful beyond reason.

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Post by InfernalDeath on 09/20/11 at 01:18:11
Not being able to register for any of the classes for the next session. The ones I need are either all taken or are not even there.

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Post by Hellbent on 09/20/11 at 11:45:26

The Dizaster Child wrote on 09/19/11 at 23:56:40:
Is one of said bikes the one that met the Volvo in a rather tasteless manner? I bet that'd be a hard one to explain.




Nah you can pretty much do anything you want to it as long as it looks like an accident. Walmart is bad ass on returns. You can take a sealed game from Best Buy to Walmart without any receipt and "return" it for credit if you wanted to.

Besides if the bike falls apart and you get hurt. They put it together. So it's basically like winning the physical injury lottery in that circumstance. Too bad it wasn't their fault or i could go out and buy some swanky ass 2,000 mountain bike.

Still that is a gamble and going around suing people and scamming big companies can bite you in the ass. It's hard to get a job if you are known as someone who will sue the shit out of businesses.

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Post by Magnum on 09/23/11 at 09:04:27
Waking up everyday, wondering why?

It just seems no matter how hard I work, I can't get ahead. Like I'm in some sort of illusional slavery system, and there is no way to improve myself greatly. Then all the bullshit going on in my life.

Then someone telling me "Well...it could be worse."

Yea. No shit. I know.

Like an Eithiopian man starving in some gutter drain, and sick with AIDS worse.

At least he isn't FUCKING DEAD!!!! Fuck.....that'd be REALLY BAD!!! What could be worse than that OMFGROFLSTFU????

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Post by PureNRG on 09/23/11 at 10:12:50
Agreed 110%. I see my friends who make a substantial bit more money than me, and its like, "why the fuck can't I do that?". I even have friends who do the same thing I'm doing and make a few bucks an hour more, and I can't help but WTF.. I dunno, it just sucks most of the time. I hate living in a shitty neighborhood where I have to own a gun to feel secure. And it'd be fucking nice if I could go out and get something better to drive. I love my Cavi and all.. I'd never dream of getting rid of it, but I would love to have a nice Audi or BMW in the driveway. And not even a new one, just something.. I don't feel like I'm failing, because I know it could be worse.. but I'm definitely not winning.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/23/11 at 10:57:51
Just play poker.

I mean, seriously, the math is easy.  It's profitable whether you are full-time, part-time, or just squeezing in a few games for Christmas money.  Seriously, do it.  I will teach anyone at this site how to make extra dough playing poker.  

I cannot stress to you how ridiculously fucking easy the math is.

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Post by XIZOR on 09/23/11 at 13:22:22
I might have to take you up on that at some point. I will warn you ahead of time that I suck at Poker to begin with.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/23/11 at 13:50:51

XIZOR wrote on 09/23/11 at 13:22:22:
I might have to take you up on that at some point. I will warn you ahead of time that I suck at Poker to begin with.


Just learn the math, play the odds and grind it out until you're comfortable making moves against your opponents.  If you play the game mathematically FIRST, there's no way you can suck at it.  Some people learn the game viscerally before they get the math, but it's easier just to have an intellectual conception of the game to give the psychological aspects of it some real context.  You can be profitable just by running the math, you CANNOT be profitable simply by playing on mere instinct.  Any poker player who even thinks of telling you otherwise is lying to keep you in the game, or to get you in the game.  

I know, because that's how I roll.  lol.  We're dicks.

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Post by King Kill on 09/23/11 at 14:23:38
Luxury cars are ridiculous. Nothing represents a person's success like a mustang. When people see me rolling up in my vagina-melting mustang, they know I'm doing something right. No one would be turning heads if I had a BMW.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/23/11 at 15:08:16
'93-'94 Saturn SC-2's git da panties soppin' 'n droppin', nigga.  

Though, a long time ago, I did happen to borrow my mother's Lincoln Town Car for a road trip and, well, that was probably the smoothest, most comfortable ride I have ever felt.  That said, when I am driving one of those super-luxurious, smooth-as-a-baby's-ass cars, I am in fear of the fact that I have no feedback from the road---that's just dangerous to me.  To its credit, however, I must say that I will always be impressed by the way it---and these types of cars in general---handle such beastly V8's with taste and elegance; you feel that power, but it's as if it may as well be under the hood of a cloud or a magic carpet.  Extensive measures are in place to make one as comfortable as possible throughout the ride, and I find that life-threatening when considered alongside the fact that physical comfort tends to put the mind at ease when, really, you should be fearing for your life when you're on the road---I cover every square foot as though my life depends on it...because it fucking does.

In the end, they're not so much for me because, well, I don't look at driving as a chore which needs to be daintily treated and prettied up in order to make the experience more palatable.

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Post by XIZOR on 09/23/11 at 17:57:11

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 09/23/11 at 15:08:16:
'93-'94 Saturn SC-2's git da panties soppin' 'n droppin', nigga.  


Lol.

Saturns are by far the ugliest cars ever made. All of them.

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Post by PureNRG on 09/23/11 at 18:00:44
Well, I wish we had more drivers like you in this area because most of the people here don't pay attention to shit. You have old people who just doddle along oblivious to what's around them, you have teenage girls who spend more time looking at their phones than the road.. it's retarded. I watched a video on Youtube where a guy was following a car that was swerving, and I mean completely into the other lane.. then jumping back over when a car would have to honk.. he clipped the guard rail more than once. It finally ended with him sideswiping a car, then blitzing the next one head on. Everyone thought he was drunk; he was fucking texting. But I understand what you mean about those bigger luxury cars who seem to just float down the road, and I perfectly understand what you mean about needing feedback from the road. I have full road course suspension under my Cavalier, and I absolutely love it because I can feel everything around me. But yes, even I would like something a little more subtle every now and again. But BMW, Audi, Volkswagen... while they supply a comfy ride, they don't sacrifice the important things like you mentioned. They still sport tight steering, and responsive suspension components. Not to be a prick, but those cars are a huge leap from your mom's Lincoln Town Car.

And to repost what never went through..

Mustangs are for people who still sport mullets, keep a switchblade in one sock, and have their wallet rolled down the other, and find Chevys too hard to work on. And Maart. The Europeans -mainly the Germans- know how to build a good, solid car. I know most of the people who drive them are yuppie douchebags, but fuck it..

And as far as me trying to play Poker; That would be like watching a one-armed retard with Parkinson's try to play Jenga. During an earthquake.

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Post by InfernalDeath on 09/24/11 at 23:33:24
This commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zJWA3Vo6TU

And Kia's. They're just ugly things.

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Post by Kilrgrn on 09/24/11 at 23:38:39
I saw that the other day in the theatres (Because I don't watch TV). Fucking embarrassing. I wasn't even the one who made it and I just facepalmed and hoped no one else in my party of friends mentioned it.

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Post by XIZOR on 09/24/11 at 23:55:55

Infernal wrote on 09/24/11 at 23:33:24:
This commercial.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zJWA3Vo6TU

And Kia's. They're just ugly things.


Yes....yes.

I also hate that new Scion commercial with Zeus "autotuning" the car. So fucking stupid.

I'm getting tired of all these companies making these outrageous commercials that aren't even cool or funny. Its like they are trying to outdo each other in how absurd their commercials are. I also hate the trend that Old Spice started with their "look how weird, zany, and random" our commercials are. The Dairy Queen commercials have been trying to copy this lately and they are just utter failure.

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Post by Obliverate on 09/25/11 at 00:10:06
Heyis ya jewece Zeus.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/25/11 at 00:34:02
Just like in the music thread, I can also explain the symbolism of present-day advertising.  Perhaps I will make a thread about it for anyone who is not already exposed to the sinister agenda which has been permeating every facet of our media and our lives since birth.  

If I can think of a way to explain it all without sounding preachy or like a moronic conspiracy theorist, then I will make such a post.  It really is quite fascinating, be it a curiosity of yours or not.

Everything is about symbolism.

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Post by Obliverate on 09/25/11 at 00:44:30



Buy a Kia brah.

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Post by Spagett on 09/25/11 at 04:47:38
When people act like Rammstein is the best thing ever.

I've heard their shit and there's nothing I can recall that was good about their music.

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Post by PureNRG on 09/25/11 at 06:52:43
Personally, I love Rammstein. Albeit, it makes it hard to know what the songs are about since I don't speak German, but the music itself is amazing. I guess it's one of those "you'll love it or hate it" things.

It's stupid shit like those commercials you guys mentioned that makes me glad I don't have cable. Thanks for the reminder.

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Post by Hellbent on 09/25/11 at 08:48:27
I have cable and i told them to keep the cable box. Fucking internet all the way. TV is next on the Internets hit list. They already got the postal service, radio, newspapers, and magazines hurting. Oh also it killed Blockbusters.

The TV and Radio stations should just come to a logical conclusion and offer their shows for free online with little banner ads on the top and sides. Perhaps a commercial before the show starts, but not in the middle. Let people enjoy their shows and your commercial will probably get noticed instead of ignored.

The current rapid fire rape you in the face style they use in TV these days is pathetic. Advertising shows during shows by putting animated shit all over the screen. Seriously i think they only did that to piss off people who record and collect the shows because they can't buy all of the DVD sets.

Volume levels are also stupid. Does tampering with the volume of the shows so that the commercials are sometimes literally twice as loud really make me want to buy your product? Do they have to pay the network extra for the loud volume?

I've been selling live music and liquor to people for 4 years now. I can scream louder than anyone that has ever came to my bar. But i don't scream right into peoples faces (unless there is a motorcycle starting up). Because it doesn't impress people. The only thing the shouting is good for is impressing people from a distance and getting people far away to pay attention. Being loud like an obnoxious child makes me want to change the channel to another fucking network. Or better yet just record the show and cut the commercials out.

Southpark is the worst. They have commercials right after the fucking intro theme. I mean really... How is it an intro to the cartoon if there is a commercial right after it? That pissed me off so badly i had to stop watching it on TV.

I'm not going to hear a loud ass ad while i'm on the can and think "Wow i should buy a book on internet investment opportunities and then get some car insurance.". Wasted ad revenue. I bet it even hurts their Nelson ratings.

Superbowl ads are how they should all be. The ad should be entertainment that lures you. Not someone forcing shit on you or just explaining a product that exists in stores.

Not every single one of them has to be funny or clever. There is a place for straight up describing a product. But those annoying ad's simply don't work. I know they don't work. The networks are just fucking retarded.







I mean we are talking about the people who canceled Futurama and Family Guy. Even if you hate those shows. How fucking stupid can you be?

They fucked Futuramas ratings by having baseball games air over it and swapping its schedule around like idiots. Family Guy felt much of the same hurt. Then they cancel the shows because of ratings? It was the networks fault that no one knew when Futurama was gonna come on. The show was beloved from the very start.

The only person i really respect in the TV industry is Ted Turner. He stepped up to the networks and made em look like the brainless turds that they are. He isn't perfect. But Captain Planet was his idea. Genius too because the government gives networks huge tax cuts for programs that promote environmental, anti drug, and public service type shit. Smart.

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Post by Magnum on 09/25/11 at 09:46:12
"Volume levels are also stupid. Does tampering with the volume of the shows so that the commercials are sometimes literally twice as loud really make me want to buy your product? Do they have to pay the network extra for the loud volume?"

God Damn I've been bitching about that shit for at least a decade. I can't stand that shit man. You have the volume turned up because the show is to damn low, then they cut to a commercial that damn near blasts you out of the seat. I had my volume on 8 assholes. Now I got to put it on 3 and I can STILL hear it.

Fuck you assholes. I've hated that shit for so long, I lower the volume as soon as I realize they're going to commercial. I don't even give them half the chance.

I also think it's funny there are some commercials are louder than others. I could have it on 3 for one, and I swear the next one is a 6 and I have to check my remote.

Fucking bullshit. Innately is going to get CIA visuals soon. They don't like me either man. It's an applejuice conspiracy.

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Post by Kilrgrn on 09/25/11 at 15:40:15
I like Rammstein....and I speak German, but I love Industrial Metal though. Still, far from a place in my favourites.

Now when people say Metallica is the bomb ...that shit drives me mad.

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Post by Obliverate on 09/25/11 at 15:51:59
I fucking hate Metallica. They're just sooooo shitty and soooo overrated.

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Post by Hellbent on 09/25/11 at 16:01:57
I learned that when i was listening to "Reload" while playing Diablo. Right when "Fuel" came on i popped that bitch out and went back to Slayer and Pantera.




GIMME FOO JIMMY FAI GIMME DABAGABAJIRE OOOOOOH YEAHEHEAAH

NAOW NAOW NAOW NAOW NE NE NAOW NAOWwwwwww

NAOW NAOW NAOW NAOW NE NE NAOW NAOWwwwwww

NAOW NAOW NAOW NAOW NE NE NAOW NAOWwwwwww

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHEN I BURN FUEL IS PUMPING ENGINES WHILE LISTEEENING TO QUEEN AND MOMMA BURNS FUELING MY ERECTION QUINCH MY THIRST FOR VASSOLINEEEEEEE

GIMME FOOO GIMMEFAI GIMME DABAGIBAJIBE!






Fun fact. There was going to be a Metallica car combat game for the PS2. But it got canceled in less than a few months.

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Post by PureNRG on 09/25/11 at 16:13:21

Hellbent wrote on 09/25/11 at 16:01:57:
GIMME FOO JIMMY FAI GIMME DABAGABAJIRE OOOOOOH YEAHEHEAAH

NAOW NAOW NAOW NAOW NE NE NAOW NAOWwwwwww

NAOW NAOW NAOW NAOW NE NE NAOW NAOWwwwwww

NAOW NAOW NAOW NAOW NE NE NAOW NAOWwwwwww

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHEN I BURN FUEL IS PUMPING ENGINES WHILE LISTEEENING TO QUEEN AND MOMMA BURNS FUELING MY ERECTION QUINCH MY THIRST FOR GASOLINEEEEEEE

GIMME FOOO GIMMEFAI GIMME DABAGIBAJIBE!


I lol'ed pretty hard at that, actually. I'll go ahead and say it though, I like old Metallica.

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Post by Hellbent on 09/25/11 at 16:16:38
As Carl put it, back when they were "Riding the lightning" *fist pump*

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Post by Kilrgrn on 09/25/11 at 16:16:57

The Dizaster Child wrote on 09/25/11 at 16:13:21:
I lol'ed pretty hard at that, actually. I'll go ahead and say it though, I like old Metallica.



You queer! We don't take kindly to yo types 'round heer

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Post by PureNRG on 09/25/11 at 16:30:39
Oh shit, I hear the banjos already.

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Post by Spagett on 09/25/11 at 16:37:57
I like most of Metallica but, I never try to promote or pitch or anything it's just the band I think of when I hear Metal. I generally assume most people would like them somewhat.

Death Magnetic wasn't that bad but once again people bitched even though they went back to older roots... I think they should just retire now lol.

Kirk Hammett should go chill at his motherfuckin' ranch.
Maybe be Mr. Hands 2.0

:(

And about Rammstein all i've seen from friends (irl) OR just people online are always like. "Rammstein so badass xdd"

-___----//_-__-__-__/___-__---"

^ My reaction.

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Post by Hellbent on 09/25/11 at 16:44:03
At least they don't seem to take what they do very seriously. No AC/DC bullshit.

Also they sound hitlery. Watch Futurama in German and Bender sounds like Hitler in a tin can.

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Post by Obliverate on 09/25/11 at 17:41:37

The Dizaster Child wrote on 09/25/11 at 16:30:39:
Oh shit, I hear the banjos already.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POEPf9duDQg

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Post by Spagett on 09/25/11 at 17:46:21

Hellbent wrote on 09/25/11 at 16:01:57:
I learned that when i was listening to "Reload" while playing Diablo. Right when "Fuel" came on i popped that bitch out and went back to Slayer and Pantera.




GIMME FOO JIMMY FAI GIMME DABAGABAJIRE OOOOOOH YEAHEHEAAH

NAOW NAOW NAOW NAOW NE NE NAOW NAOWwwwwww

NAOW NAOW NAOW NAOW NE NE NAOW NAOWwwwwww

NAOW NAOW NAOW NAOW NE NE NAOW NAOWwwwwww

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHEN I BURN FUEL IS PUMPING ENGINES WHILE LISTEEENING TO QUEEN AND MOMMA BURNS FUELING MY ERECTION QUINCH MY THIRST FOR VASSOLINEEEEEEE

GIMME FOOO GIMMEFAI GIMME DABAGIBAJIBE!






Fun fact. There was going to be a Metallica car combat game for the PS2. But it got canceled in less than a few months.




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Post by Infernal on 09/26/11 at 02:25:11
Modern day Iron Maiden fans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1n7zVLsFLQ&feature=related

(For the record, I don't like Iron Maiden. It's not because of this.)

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Post by Spagett on 09/26/11 at 05:00:42
Iron Maiden's the only other 80's metal band I listen to.

:p

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Post by Hellbent on 09/26/11 at 09:32:21
Gotta say i like Iron Maiden. Certainly better than Metallica.

But 80's metal is love or hate depending on the band. I can name bands that i hate but i have to admit to liking a few songs. Then again i don't listen to the radio or anything so i don't have to listen to the song 100 times a week while i'm driving.

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Post by bigdogmc1 on 09/26/11 at 14:56:19

Infernal wrote on 09/26/11 at 02:25:11:
Modern day Iron Maiden fans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1n7zVLsFLQ&feature=related

(For the record, I don't like Iron Maiden. It's not because of this.)


Wow....  Just, wow....

Hey, kids!  Do you know why Bruce Dickenson gets paid to sing that song?   Because he can!

Honestly, they could've been stoned out of their minds.

On topic: The price of some shit on Amazon.  I saw Rogue Trip on there, and it's priced at $80.00 new.  WTF?

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Post by Hellbent on 09/26/11 at 15:10:04
That is a good deal. Games like Rouge Trip did not have as many copies produced as games like Twisted Metal. If i had the spare 80 i'd totally snag it. My old copy was just one i never gave back to blockbusters so the audio is fucked.

On the other hand pirating the game would be easier and less expensive. Also i don't think GT interactive exists anymore.

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Post by NapalmSanctuary on 09/26/11 at 17:53:05

wrote on 09/25/11 at 15:51:59:
I fucking hate Metallica. They're just sooooo shitty and soooo overrated.

Once upon a time, Metallica could do no wrong but Ive hated them ever since the black album. I still wonder what they would sound like today if they still had Cliff Burton and Dave Mustaine.

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Post by XIZOR on 09/27/11 at 10:09:08

Infernal wrote on 09/26/11 at 02:25:11:
Modern day Iron Maiden fans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1n7zVLsFLQ&feature=related

(For the record, I don't like Iron Maiden. It's not because of this.)


The worst part about that video is the guy is wearing a Dream Theater t-shirt.  :'(

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Post by NapalmSanctuary on 09/27/11 at 17:58:19

Infernal wrote on 09/26/11 at 02:25:11:
Modern day Iron Maiden fans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1n7zVLsFLQ&feature=related

(For the record, I don't like Iron Maiden. It's not because of this.)

Haha that was actually me at 13 waaaay back in 1990. Some people hate growing older, i personally love being less and less of a dumbass.

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Post by bigdogmc1 on 09/27/11 at 19:38:04

XIZOR wrote on 09/27/11 at 10:09:08:
The worst part about that video is the guy is wearing a Dream Theater t-shirt.  :'(


Aren't they touring together though?  I know there was an Iron Maiden show nearby me a while back, and Dream Theater was opening for them.

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Post by Hellbent on 09/27/11 at 21:34:48
Everything sucks in it's own special way. That is like lesson 1 in life. Lesson 2 is nobody likes bed wetters and Lesson 3 is women are terrible at everything.

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Post by XIZOR on 09/27/11 at 22:32:14

bigdogmc1 wrote on 09/27/11 at 19:38:04:
Aren't they touring together though?  I know there was an Iron Maiden show nearby me a while back, and Dream Theater was opening for them.


They toured with Maiden on their last tour I believe, yes.

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Post by PureNRG on 09/28/11 at 01:40:55
Sorry Napalm, but Dave Mustaine is a walking mountain of faggot. And Megadeth sucks nuts.

Yeah, I think that about covers it. FUCK DAVE MUSTAINE!

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Post by Hellbent on 09/28/11 at 01:45:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=jG2KMkQLZmI

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Post by NapalmSanctuary on 09/28/11 at 16:13:23

The Dizaster Child wrote on 09/28/11 at 01:40:55:
Sorry Napalm, but Dave Mustaine is a walking mountain of faggot. And Megadeth sucks nuts.

Yeah, I think that about covers it. FUCK DAVE MUSTAINE!

Great guitar player though. Much better lead player than Kirk Hammett but so is James Hetfield. Peace sells and rust in peace were good albums back in the day, thats about all i can say good about megadeth. The guys voice really is annoying.

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Post by Kilrgrn on 09/28/11 at 16:17:21

NapalmSanctuary wrote on 09/28/11 at 16:13:23:
The guys voice really is annoying.


Yeah, but so is James Hetfield's


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Post by NapalmSanctuary on 09/28/11 at 16:35:58

Kilrgrn wrote on 09/28/11 at 16:17:21:
Yeah, but so is James Hetfield's

It is now, But it's still not nearly as annoying as Dave Mustaine's. I still love Master of Puppets.

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Post by Spagett on 09/28/11 at 17:15:38
HEY ME MEET THE REAL ME

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Post by Hellbent on 09/28/11 at 21:21:58
Want to sounds like James? here is how.

Take your jaw and streach it so it looks like you have a huge underbite.

Now say "Heeebalaaaowwwoooowww!" in the deepest musical tone you can.

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Post by PureNRG on 09/29/11 at 01:47:39
NAPSTER BAAAAAAAAAD!!!

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Post by Hellbent on 09/29/11 at 06:17:09

The Dizaster Child wrote on 09/29/11 at 01:47:39:
NAPSTER BAAAAAAAAAD!!!



FIRE BAD!! RRAAAAHHHH!!



GIMME FU JIMMIE FAI SETMYGREASYHAIRONFIRE

Lyrics trademarked by Hellbent Piracy Solutions LTD

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Post by Magnum on 09/29/11 at 09:35:05
"Cliff Burton and Dave Mustaine."

It would sound like Megadeath if Mustane was in it,(sarcasim) and Cliff would've murderer/suicide-ed. (not sarcasim)

Besides....no one knows what the future holds. Maybe if Cliff didn't die, he'd take up Country music.....  ::)

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/29/11 at 20:40:36
The only Iron Maiden song that matters:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnhpD4SDtrs

OOHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHH OHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

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Post by Hellbent on 09/30/11 at 00:03:56

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 09/29/11 at 20:40:36:
The only Iron Maiden song that matters:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnhpD4SDtrs

OOHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHH OHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh


That is pretty much all i think of when i think of Iron Maiden.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJkYGNiBkso&feature=channel_video_title

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Post by NapalmSanctuary on 09/30/11 at 03:35:17

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 09/29/11 at 20:40:36:
The only Iron Maiden song that matters:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnhpD4SDtrs

OOHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHH OHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

Let me help you out with that IG, heres a much better version.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3oAlGZBtZQ
There are tons of IM songs that matter. The only albums that didnt have any good songs whatsoever were fear of the dark and x-factor (havent heard the final frontier yet).

EDIT: WTF you talking about Magnum, Neither kill em all or ride the lightning sounded like megadeth. Oh yeah and fuck yall. You assholes got me on another Iron Maiden trip. Im prolly gonna be listening to live after death for a month now. Shit makes me look old.

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Post by Magnum on 09/30/11 at 09:03:47
"It would sound like Megadeath if Mustane was in it,(sarcasim) and Cliff would've murderer/suicide-ed. (not sarcasim)"

LOL!! Sarcasim Napalm. Sarcasim.  ::) I would've thought you'd sorta know me enough by now.

I bet DSB or Innately got the gist of it. LOL

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Post by NapalmSanctuary on 10/02/11 at 05:28:56
Thx Mag, you make me feel young all over again.

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Post by Obliverate on 10/04/11 at 19:32:13
(on video demonstrating neat-o 3DS Max modeling technology)
"omg $3500!?!?1?!?!?! RIP OFF!!!!!!!!!!! y is it so expensiv?????"

You stupid motherfucker. Go to their website. Sign up as student. Free software.

Seriously, why don't people take advantage of stuff like that? You can get tons of software free/at a discount.

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Post by Hellbent on 10/05/11 at 02:07:41
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5tTDKcXmlA&feature=related

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Post by Obliverate on 10/05/11 at 02:17:42
norton antiviris said ths keygen was a virus!!!
DO NOT DOWNLOD!!!!!!!! IT IS FAKE AND WILL BRAKE YOUR COMPTER!!!!

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Post by Obliverate on 11/01/11 at 18:38:57
When people try to show their Star War's knowledge with "luke i am your father."
He doesn't even say that.

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Post by Hellbent on 11/01/11 at 22:53:25
People that still think star wars references are funny. Like combining star wars with any situation makes it hilarious.


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Post by Infernal on 12/07/11 at 00:18:46
Kinda expected this to happen, but not this bad.

Getting kicked out of AIM and...not being able to login anymore.  If there's anyone I speak on AIM from here and you've been getting messages from me, it's not me.

Time to make me a new screenname.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 12/07/11 at 12:29:01
That new 360 update fucking everything up. Or at least it was still fucked up when I went to bed around 1am.

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Post by XIZOR on 12/07/11 at 13:31:12
Yeah, it was all fucked up. I got booted off Live after watching a movie on netflix. Couldn't get the update for about a half hour and then netflix wouldn't work after that. Not sure if its straightened itself out today though.

I did get to see what the new dashboard was like. Its ok, but I'm tired of them changing it every fucking year. It was fine like it was. I know this update was more for Kinect users, but who really cares?  

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Post by Obliverate on 12/07/11 at 19:04:51
That's funny. Because in the pre-release, the only bugged part was the pre-release tab, which was pretty much broken. Interestingly, I don't recall having to update last night (unless they rolled it out today). So maybe the pre-release-ers are fine for now?



Anyways, the girl I like has a girlfriend. That sucks.

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Post by Hellbent on 12/07/11 at 19:20:47
At least it's not a dude.

Stay in contact and you might be the lucky guy in the middle of a cock hungry lesbian sandwich.

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Post by XIZOR on 12/07/11 at 19:40:49
I guess it was just they forced the new update on everyone last night around the same time and there were problems with everyone switching over. Everything is fine today as I suspected. It seems it was just everyone getting the update at the same time.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 12/07/11 at 20:21:14
Yeah, it was pretty much the same thing with me. I finished the last episode of Wolverine and the X-Men, went to drop a deuce, and came back to being booted off. I couldn't even get the update until this morning. Oh well. It looks ok, I guess. Will definitely take some getting used to.

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Post by Psycho Se7eN on 12/08/11 at 06:06:42
These types of updates shouldnt be mandatory. Or they should allow you to choose which dashboard suits you best from a list of availables.

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Post by Magnum on 12/08/11 at 08:04:55
I got the update installed Monday night. Then afterwards, the wife was knocked offline completely without it. Then she got the update Tuesday night.

It's whatever really. I figured I couldn't play if I didn't so I just clicked ok. I definately prefered the last one but, I'll get used to this like the last one. I also agree they should let you choose if you want it or not.

I also had to agree to some kind of term of service or some shit. Any of you guys get that too? WTF was that really about? I was a lazy fuck and like a lemming, I just clicked accept because I know if I don't, I can't play online.

Now watch some 300 pound dude with a 14 inch vibrator come to my door and say "You agreed to it on XBL!"

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Post by XIZOR on 12/08/11 at 09:25:45
I don't know, I played around in the new dashboard last night. I actually kind of like it. Its seems a bit quicker and I do like the new bing search option.

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Post by Obliverate on 12/08/11 at 10:04:16
Personally I really enjoy it. It's basically the classic blades re-imagined.
However, the marketplace is like a fucking disaster now. But hey, Bing makes up for it.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 12/08/11 at 14:55:30
From what I understand, you had to accept the ToS before you'd even get the update. I don't know, I'm still undecided on it. The interface reminds me of a Zune..

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Post by Obliverate on 12/08/11 at 18:28:04

The Dizaster Child wrote on 12/08/11 at 14:55:30:
The interface reminds me of a Zune..

/Windows Phone 7/Xbox.com/Windows 8 Metro.
It's essentially the new Microsoft look. Personally I like it, it's very bold yet distinct from other interfaces. Plus Segoe is a rad font.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 12/08/11 at 21:27:20
I've actually never messed around with a Windows phone, but my gf said that the new interface reminds her of that as well. Good call.

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Post by Magnum on 12/09/11 at 07:59:39

The Dizaster Child wrote on 12/08/11 at 14:55:30:
From what I understand, you had to accept the ToS before you'd even get the update. I don't know, I'm still undecided on it. The interface reminds me of a Zune..


Well, MS fucked up bad because I updated 1st before I even saw a TOS. I got the TOS the next day after I downloaded the new dashboard.

It takes a little getting used to but, it's cool. I heard that people who had apps on the last dashboard had to re-download them again or some shit? I had 2 freinds tell me that. Like Netflix and ESPN or something.

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Post by XIZOR on 12/09/11 at 08:24:47
Yeah, but it only takes a second to redownload those apps and they have changed so it makes sense. Its not a huge deal.

Does anyone know if you can browse Netflix with the Kinect now? I don't have a Kinect but I remember this being touted as a possible addition a year ago when they released the Kinect and at the time it was integrated. I figured with the new Kinect driven dashboard update and new Netflix app it might be possible.  

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 12/09/11 at 09:39:59
Huh, thats interdasting. Pretty much what happened to me was once I was booted off, I couldn't reconnect to Live to even download the update. It kept giving me a failed connection error. We went online and did a Bing search to see if anyone else was having an issue since we assumed it had to do with the new update, and sure enough, there were already a shit ton of people posting the same problems we were having. One person said that you can't reconnect with accepting the new ToS, so I logged into the site and did what I had to do. It didn't fix the problem though lol. The next day, everything was fine. I didn't even have to redownload any apps.

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Post by Magnum on 12/10/11 at 10:00:07
The wife couldn't connect the same night I DL the new dashboard. Nothing worked, and the next day, fine. I guess with so many people DL the content and new update, XBL got a little bitchy with indigestion.

Now I have to figure out again why my NAT code went back to moderate again AFTER my brother fixed it 3 weeks ago.

How the fuck? I DIDN'T CHANGE ANYTTHING!!!!  >:(

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Post by WsDharsh on 12/24/11 at 01:40:02

Mr.SLaM wrote on 06/05/11 at 22:07:25:
Honestly I'm just scared that we're going to turn out like that one day. I mean my god the way technology is these days there going to have fucking hover cars and time machines or some shit like that.

well thats what they said in the fifties, but I'm not doubting it. :/

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Post by Hellbent on 12/24/11 at 06:48:08
I'd buy a Kinnect if i could say a movie title and it would show me a bunch of instant watch movies that are either the movie or ones like it.

Then i could play a bunch of really weird games and look at my self in IR and pretend predators are hunting me.

Then i can play games naked while beating off and have it automatically post recordings of it on Facebook.

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Post by Tazz94 on 12/27/11 at 15:00:38
People that say they don't like the game just because they suck at it. I tried introducing my cousins to Twisted Metal, and right after I taught them how to play and they still lose, they say the series sucks. To me, they're wasting their time playin' COD.

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Post by †Adonael on 01/08/12 at 01:21:29

Tazz94 wrote on 12/27/11 at 15:00:38:
People that say they don't like the game just because they suck at it. I tried introducing my cousins to Twisted Metal, and right after I taught them how to play and they still lose, they say the series sucks. To me, they're wasting their time playin' COD.


This and the fact that I'm lazy and can't get motivated to do my projects. Oh well. I've got like 9 billion years.

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Post by Spagett on 01/08/12 at 04:01:01
Old people.




Always wondering why couples aren't married / having kids before so and etc.

Shit is ANNOYING.

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Post by Hellbent on 01/08/12 at 06:29:39

Spag wrote on 01/08/12 at 04:01:01:
Old people.




Always wondering why couples aren't married / having kids before so and etc.

Shit is ANNOYING.





It's cause they want to die and having grandchildren puts them a little deeper into their living death.

Old people move to Florida because they want to be killed by Cubans.

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Post by Obliverate on 02/26/12 at 23:55:15


This shit. This shit needs to die now. Every fucking video has some bitch on the side, replying to every fucking video.




This guy nails it on the head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJHzbXEc2so



...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1QhBJzxHgk


"For dose of you who do nut know, dere is video called, "Reh Everyting" and dose are keywords you dype in do youdub."

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Post by Spagett on 02/27/12 at 00:08:40
Wow, those videos really do suck ass. I see em' everywhere but never really noticed them until that guy pointed it out lol. -_____________________________-

Tits = subs/views.  :(

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Post by Obliverate on 02/27/12 at 00:15:35

Spag wrote on 02/27/12 at 00:08:40:
Wow, those videos really do suck ass. I see em' everywhere but never really noticed them until that guy pointed it out lol. -_____________________________-

Tits = subs/views.  :(

The funny thing is, Google has yet to implement a feature that would say, delete any video with over 100 ratings but only 20% likes.
HURR DURR LIGHTSABER DEMONSTRATION

__|_____________________________

They are always like that. Do the people feel good because of the views or what?

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Post by †Adonael on 02/27/12 at 00:48:45
I saw these recently. Started noticing them all over like a month ago? Shits stupid.

"Hurr look at meh bewbs. me be hore to look at mye vid3o"

And that guy is awesome. Pretty much sums it up. It pissed me off that retarded girls think they cam be popular through boobs. Which is sad, because its true because there are retarded guys out there who think, "OH bewbs, I'm gonna see hot bewbs on youtube."

Idiots. The lot of them.

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Post by The Blarg on 02/27/12 at 00:52:19
I notice them. Never watched them. Its about as pointless as two clowns slapping each other with giant purple dildos . . . I think I'm playing too much Saints Row...

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Post by †Adonael on 02/27/12 at 00:52:58
Fuck you. Thats my saying.

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Post by The Blarg on 02/27/12 at 00:53:27

wrote on 02/27/12 at 00:52:58:
Fuck you. Thats my saying.

When you get your PS3 back... we're making that video.

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Post by †Adonael on 02/27/12 at 12:17:33
Windows 7

IPX

Virtual Machines

90's games

Friends

=



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Post by Obliverate on 02/27/12 at 18:31:05
So Twisted Metal 2 in 2012?

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Post by †Adonael on 02/27/12 at 23:59:17
Twisted metal 2, Jet Moto, Anything that needs IPX to play over the Internet Via IPX that isn't dos.

I had a experience with trying to play Jet Moto online a few days ago that irritated the hell out of me.

Tried TCP/IP. Worked in a lan setting. Once. After that it froze lan/online. Annoying the piss out of me. So I figured I'd try  Kali. When Kali Launches Jet Moto, Jet Moto rebels and closes itself down. Okay Figured that was a compatibility issue.

Moved on to a Virtual Machine, Friend refused to use a virtual machine to test it in a controlled XP environment. And I only have one pc gaming buddy.

Anyway, I figured I'd mess around with Jet Moto on XP. Doesn't play right on the virtual machine. Get a grey flashing screen which is annoying. Does it with Twisted Metal 2 PC too. So I don't know what that issue is.

That was a few hours summed up into one gif of rage.

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Post by Obliverate on 02/28/12 at 00:18:32
Yeah I said fuckit on the Virtual Machine. Singleplayer is fun I guess, though I never play it regardless.

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Post by Obliverate on 03/10/12 at 03:57:21
I hate when you're watching porn and the chick really gets into the blowjob. I mean really gets into it. To the point where you're just like:

"Oh god, just... just stop it."

And she's going and going and starts like spitting on his dick and trying to deepthroat it.

"Please just, stop now and save yourself. Don't... please don't..."

And she's like shoving it down her throat and watering her eyes and gagging and shit.

"Okay, I think we are done here..."

And she's just like making all sorts of slobbering noises and coughing and shit.

Close tab.


edit: And licking his balls. That is not hot ladies.

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Post by Large_Yeti on 03/10/12 at 04:26:03
New Mexico.

Seriously, we give state issued driver's licenses to illegal immigrants. Yeah, that is cool that my main form of identification is meaningless anywhere in the U.S., except for New Mexico...

That, and the 'citizens' here had a massive fit when our governor decided that giving a state issued driver's license to illegal immigrants was a bad idea. AND those same 'citizens' complained about racism. It is like they lack the mental capacity to comprehend what 'illegal' means.

Under Title 8 Section 1325 of the U.S. Code, "Improper Entry by Alien," any citizen of any country other than the United States who:

Enters or attempts to enter the United States at any time or place other than as designated by immigration officers; or Eludes examination or inspection by immigration officers; or Attempts to enter or obtains entry to the United States by a willfully false or misleading representation or the willful concealment of a material fact;

has committed a federal crime.

Yeah, lets give a state issued driver's license to people that:
1. Are not citizens of the U.S.
2. Are not legal residents of the state
3. Are comitting a federal crime

Way to go, New Mexico.

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Post by Magnum on 03/10/12 at 09:14:46

Obliverate wrote on 03/10/12 at 03:57:21:
I hate when you're watching porn and the chick really gets into the blowjob. I mean really gets into it. To the point where you're just like:

"Oh god, just... just stop it."

And she's going and going and starts like spitting on his dick and trying to deepthroat it.

"Please just, stop now and save yourself. Don't... please don't..."

And she's like shoving it down her throat and watering her eyes and gagging and shit.

"Okay, I think we are done here..."

And she's just like making all sorts of slobbering noises and coughing and shit.

Close tab.


edit: And licking his balls. That is not hot ladies.


And you sir....are not Alpha. LOL

Please leave your TMA card outside.

plzkthx!

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Post by Hellbent on 03/10/12 at 12:48:04
That they don't make tissues specifically for beating off onto.

If they do make them they should sell them next to the beer, chips, and other single male food items.

It'd be great. The tissues would be all smooth and lotiony like the velveteen mouth of a 18 year old hooker. Plus they wouldn't leave pulpy cum wads all over my dick

I'd go up to the counter with my 48 pack of Spankies and i'd say "Yeah i got the whole weekend off and i bought a membership to a huge foot fetish site. So i'm gonna beat off a fucking cum storm."

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Post by Obliverate on 03/10/12 at 14:42:26

Magnum wrote on 03/10/12 at 09:14:46:
And you sir....are not Alpha. LOL

Please leave your TMA card outside.

plzkthx!

I define the word Beta with everything I do.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 03/10/12 at 21:34:50

Large_Yeti wrote on 03/10/12 at 04:26:03:
New Mexico.

Seriously, we give state issued driver's licenses to illegal immigrants. Yeah, that is cool that my main form of identification is meaningless anywhere in the U.S., except for New Mexico...

That, and the 'citizens' here had a massive fit when our governor decided that giving a state issued driver's license to illegal immigrants was a bad idea. AND those same 'citizens' complained about racism. It is like they lack the mental capacity to comprehend what 'illegal' means.

Under Title 8 Section 1325 of the U.S. Code, "Improper Entry by Alien," any citizen of any country other than the United States who:

Enters or attempts to enter the United States at any time or place other than as designated by immigration officers; or Eludes examination or inspection by immigration officers; or Attempts to enter or obtains entry to the United States by a willfully false or misleading representation or the willful concealment of a material fact;

has committed a federal crime.

Yeah, lets give a state issued driver's license to people that:
1. Are not citizens of the U.S.
2. Are not legal residents of the state
3. Are comitting a federal crime

Way to go, New Mexico.


So.. how does this work, exactly? Here in Florida, another illegal alien hotspot, you have to produce all sorts of documentation to get a driver's license. When I lost my wallet back in December and went to the DMV to get a new one, I had to bring: my SS card, my birth certificate, and two forms of proof of residence (copies of bills with my name and address on it). What do you have to bring to the DMV in NM to obtain a driver's license?

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Post by †Adonael on 03/10/12 at 22:17:44
it's way stricter in Washington. You need 4 forms of ID once your 25. So you better hope you've been devorced or have a passport.

Well that's if it expires after 60 days or you never had one.

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Post by Obliverate on 03/11/12 at 00:06:41

Large_Yeti wrote on 03/10/12 at 04:26:03:
New Mexico.

Seriously, we give state issued driver's licenses to illegal immigrants. Yeah, that is cool that my main form of identification is meaningless anywhere in the U.S., except for New Mexico...

That, and the 'citizens' here had a massive fit when our governor decided that giving a state issued driver's license to illegal immigrants was a bad idea. AND those same 'citizens' complained about racism. It is like they lack the mental capacity to comprehend what 'illegal' means.

Under Title 8 Section 1325 of the U.S. Code, "Improper Entry by Alien," any citizen of any country other than the United States who:

Enters or attempts to enter the United States at any time or place other than as designated by immigration officers; or Eludes examination or inspection by immigration officers; or Attempts to enter or obtains entry to the United States by a willfully false or misleading representation or the willful concealment of a material fact;

has committed a federal crime.

Yeah, lets give a state issued driver's license to people that:
1. Are not citizens of the U.S.
2. Are not legal residents of the state
3. Are comitting a federal crime

Way to go, New Mexico.

Haha you sound like my grandparents. Lemmie guess, Barack Osama, Romney 2012, "Liberats," $7000000 trillion million gazillion dollars of debt, kill all the terrorists, let Syria solve its own problems, oil, Alaska is made of oil, gas is expensive, Obama sent the jobs to China, everything should be made in the US, Obama is a Nigerian Muslim, the Constitution, Obama isn't running the Christian agenda, your god is the only god, you lost your job to illegal immigrants, Pledge of Allegiance was written with God in it, gays will give you AIDS if they get married, you're not racist but you hate everyone who isn't white, if they aren't Christian they are the enemy, Bush was a pretty cool guy, the only good president ever was Reagan, Obama ruined everything, 9/11, bailouts for GM killed the economy, 2012 Chevy Silverado.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 03/11/12 at 00:43:06
Wow dude lol..

I liked your old sig more, btw.

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Post by Large_Yeti on 03/11/12 at 00:47:54

The Dizaster Child wrote on 03/10/12 at 21:34:50:
So.. how does this work, exactly? Here in Florida, another illegal alien hotspot, you have to produce all sorts of documentation to get a driver's license. When I lost my wallet back in December and went to the DMV to get a new one, I had to bring: my SS card, my birth certificate, and two forms of proof of residence (copies of bills with my name and address on it). What do you have to bring to the DMV in NM to obtain a driver's license?


I had to provide the same documentation that you did.

Illegal immigrants, however, were not required to provide the same documentation that I had to give. I can't quite wrap my head around it... After the whole driver's license debacle, it has become a little more strict, but illegal immigrants are still given licenses. We just try to make sure there is little to no fraud involved like there was before...

And after all is said and done, we (New Mexico) are still in violation of the federal government's "Real ID Act," and eventually, we may have to provide passports just to board a plane to make domestic flights, and we may be denied rights given by the First Amendment. All so illegal immigrants can have a state issued driver's license...

Also, I just learned today that our 'glorious' former two-term governor, Bill Richardson (who is a corrupt drunkard), had received substantial fees from the Mojahedin-e Khalq (MEK, aka: an Iranian group that is designated as a Terrorist organization under U.S. law).  

New Mexico - Supporting illegal immigrants and terrorists since 2003...
Yeah, fuck you, Bill Richardson. /rant

@Obliverate What? No. Just no. I don't support those who break federal laws by immigrating illegally. I don't care if they are black, white, hispanic, or smurfs, all I care about is that they come to my state illegally, and in some cases, commit crimes against actual citizens. I also don't suport the GOP, fighting bullshit wars, or bigotry.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 03/11/12 at 02:01:43
That is pretty fucked up. I mean, how do you walk into the DMV and be like, "I don't have any documentation because I'm here illegally.. but please take my picture and give me a license so I can drive around.".. that's beyond me.

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Post by Obliverate on 03/11/12 at 21:46:06
You know what really grinds my gears? Not just grind, like fucking kickflip-underflip to darkslide grind to 720 heelflip.

So you have a computer problem, you've tried everything, and decide fuckit, let's Google this shit. so you do it. You google it, and low-and-behold, you find a thread on a tech support forum with someone with the same problem.












"nvm i figured it out thx anyways"









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Post by Heartbreak on 03/13/12 at 00:53:05
You know what really pisses me off?..

ALL YOUR ASSES.
XD

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Post by YJ318 on 03/21/12 at 20:39:40
I hate

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 03/21/12 at 23:32:11

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Post by Magnum on 03/22/12 at 07:42:24
I find it really annoying when you have to take a serious shit in a public place, and all the fucking stalls have NO TOILET PAPER!!!

Walked in with jacket. Walked out with none.

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Post by Heartbreak on 03/22/12 at 20:15:12

Magnum wrote on 03/22/12 at 07:42:24:
Walked in with jacket. Walked out with none. [/color]

HILARIOUS!!!

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Post by DeathStrikesBack on 03/22/12 at 20:32:44

Magnum wrote on 03/22/12 at 07:42:24:
I find it really annoying when you have to take a serious shit in a public place, and all the fucking stalls have NO TOILET PAPER!!!

Walked in with jacket. Walked out with none.


Had a guy at work do the old joke of emptying out the toilet paper roll and leaving the cardboard with a note that said, "You're fucked" next to it. Then he left a stack of the weekly ad in there.


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Post by Hellbent on 03/22/12 at 22:04:24
Dude why waste a jacket? You got 2 socks on.

Once i was at a friends house and they had no TP. So i wiped my ass with my socks and threw them in the toilet and clogged the fuck out of it. I regret nothing.

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Post by Heartbreak on 03/22/12 at 22:10:21

Hellbent wrote on 03/22/12 at 22:04:24:
Dude why waste a jacket? You got 2 socks on.

That's what makes it funnier!!!

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Post by Paint-It-Blak on 03/22/12 at 23:46:42
Going into the bathroom after someone just got out and it stinks, but you HAVE to go in anyway because you can't hold it in much longer.

Another thing that bugs me is the Top 10 in my class, they act like it's their DREAM to be a doctor when in reality 9 out of those 10 kids is going to be wasting their parent's and/or the state's grant money on booze and condoms.

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Post by Magnum on 03/23/12 at 07:57:29
That was a huge exaggeration though. I'd never do that with a jacket. For humor value only.

I have done that with underwear though. Then I left em hanging in the stall on the coathook. Motherfuckers will remember to stock toilet paper in there more often after that.

The socks!! Yes!! Socks are funny as fuck too. It's even worse when it's the runs. At least after it's run down your legs, they sort of absorb it before it gets into your shoes.

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Post by bigdogmc1 on 03/23/12 at 20:02:06

Paint-It-Blak wrote on 03/22/12 at 23:46:42:
Going into the bathroom after someone just got out and it stinks, but you HAVE to go in anyway because you can't hold it in much longer.

Another thing that bugs me is the Top 10 in my class, they act like it's their DREAM to be a doctor when in reality 9 out of those 10 kids is going to be wasting their parent's and/or the state's grant money on booze and condoms.


I hear you about the class thing.  Most of my top 10 ten were morons that cheated off our valedictorian.  I shit you not.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/126/314/3cd8a33a.png?1306264975

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Post by Hellbent on 03/23/12 at 20:17:20
I hate it when i'm in a fight and i have to take a dump.

Cause i have to protect my stomach more then my head and legs just to keep from squirting like a ketchup bottle full of diarrhea. Thankfully i haven't crapped my self while fighting yet.

I've kind of fixed it. I found if i don't eat anything before and during work. I just take a dump at the end of the night. It makes work more miserable. But at least i'm fight and roughhouse ready.

I used to be annoyed by guys who do that whole sack whacking thing. It's like some kind of gay evolution of the butt touch from baseball and football.

Anyways i found a solution for that too. The last person who tried to backhand me in the sack. I twisted the shit out of his arm, pressed him against the wall and jammed my knee straight into his ass 3 times.

Probably one of the most annoying things i run into are women over 40 who are drunk and want to fuck and have no possible way to get home. So they cling to me after being rejected all night knowing that if i don't get them home that i can be liable for anything bad that she does. Not to mention i'm a human being so i don't just leave weak people drunk and alone on the sidewalk at 5am.

There isn't a really good way to handle it. The only thing you need to know is when to just call the cops because some bitch is seriously just wants attention and doesn't care that you are trying to make a god damned living.

But that is rare. I'm talking about the bitches that miss 3 Taxis because they really don't want to go and it's all a big fucking game. I don't feel bad for getting the cops to pick up people like that. I'd feel bad about getting drunk bitches that are pretty much harmless arrested. But it's either them or me.

Which is stupid cause i'm pretty damn good to people. I don't complain while working even when i'm agitated. I just act when the situation calls for it.

I'll even kick in 20 for a Taxi ride as long as i see the person inside the Taxi.

I'm completely sick of how some people act when they drink. Alcohol doesn't have that kind of effect on people. People are just attention craving assholes with no sense of empathy.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 03/24/12 at 00:05:13
We call that 'bag tagging' here, and it's fucking retarded. I was at a bar last weekend where some live bands we playing, and afterward, I was hanging out with the band I was actually there to see. The headliners came over to talk and three of the guys were drunk as shit, cracking each other's balls every five minutes. I didn't even know them and I found myself on-guard because of stupid they were acting. It's like a natural reflex to take a swing at someone when they go for the goods.

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Post by Magnum on 03/24/12 at 09:30:12
So smacking some dude in the balls is a new way to say what's up now a days?

WTF kind of homo-erotic, Metro-sexual, retarted, asinie shit is that?

No wonder I don't like going to clubs with way younger people. Fucking stupid.

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Post by Hellbent on 03/24/12 at 19:11:08
I only see kids and old people pretending to be kids doing it.

The easiest counter to it is to simply grab them by the thumb or a finger and twist the fucking shit out of it. I call it hand crippling. It's my new thing i'm starting.

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Post by †Adonael on 03/27/12 at 10:41:18

Hellbent wrote on 03/24/12 at 19:11:08:
I only see kids and old people pretending to be kids doing it.

The easiest counter to it is to simply grab them by the thumb or a finger and twist the fucking shit out of it. I call it hand crippling. It's my new thing i'm starting.


I like that move. Good way to bring people to their knees if you twist hard enough.

Anyway, stocking high priced coffee is pretty annoying. The stuff smells worse than shit. Makes me wonder how people can ingest starbucks or Seattle's best coffee when I take shits that smell more appealing.

Also people who say things like "Are you Jelly" thats something that makes me have the urge to punch somebody when they talk. It's worse than that stereotypical blond that says "like" too much.

People who whine about being fat and do nothing about it.

People with no motivation.

People with too much motivation.

Most people in general.

And condoms.

I think thats it for now.

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Post by That one guy on 03/27/12 at 12:01:40

wrote on 03/27/12 at 10:41:18:
And condoms.


of course, annoyed by the one thing that would have prevented your existence.

jk adonael, you alright.

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Post by Struck5tar on 03/27/12 at 12:30:00
People that purposely take their time when they know your waiting on them. It's inconsiderate and disrespectful as fuck. This happens most with old people. Not talking about the slow ones but the ones that know your in a hurry and purposely get in your way. I just don't see myself being that way when I get to that age. Even if I see a young person doing better than me when I was that age.

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Post by bigdogmc1 on 03/27/12 at 18:23:19

wrote on 03/27/12 at 12:30:00:
People that purposely take their time when they know your waiting on them. It's inconsiderate and disrespectful as fuck. This happens most with old people. Not talking about the slow ones but the ones that know your in a hurry and purposely get in your way. I just don't see myself being that way when I get to that age. Even if I see a young person doing better than me when I was that age.


I work with Customer Service, and I only do that to the outrageously rude people that are in a hurry.  You know, the ones that show up, while five people were already there ahead of him/her and demand that I wait on them.  That's when I'm extremely polite, take my time, and generally make his/her experience a living hell.  It's fun, when they try to aggravate you, and you smile and go, "Have a wonderful day!"
They get so pissed off, it's priceless.

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Post by Magnum on 03/28/12 at 07:55:13
LOL.... fuck customer slavery. That's what I call it. The populace as ignorant as it is sometimes doesn't deserve service. They deserve an axe to the face.

I spent quite a few years behind a register, having to smile and eat shit while some fucker could say and do as he pleased, thinking the whole world belonged to them. What's sad is, it wasn't as bad then, as it is today. Funny that was always said when I was young. Makes me wonder...

I feel bad for you man. Can't imagine.

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Post by Struck5tar on 03/28/12 at 09:07:36
I'm on my way to work and since I'm ahead of schedule I decide to stop by the dollar store and pick up some cheap ass deodorant. I run in and see some old guy with a cart full of shit just standing there looking at me. I grab the stuff and when I started towards the only register he just pushes along to it since he was pretty much just waiting there by it. So now I'm waiting behind this guy with a cart full of shit and I clearly only have a stick of deodorant in my hand. Even after the Xavier was done he slowly took out his wallet and a bag of change and counted out to the exact cent. On top of all this he was stopping and talking to the cashier constantly and I could tell she really didn't want to talk. Ok so no big deal. That shit happens. It's expected every now and then. So I'm leaving the parking lot and come to a stop sign like I'm suppose. I'm not some ignorant reckless driver so I came to a stop even though I could see it was the old guy slowly going by. I thought "i should pull out in front of this guy before I regret it I got enough room" but no that would be careless. So I waited and let him go in front of me. Turns out he was going the same way. So now I'm stuck behind this guy going 40 on a 55 with circumstances roads and no passing zones. I was late for work all because I was being a nice polite person. Kinda makes me want to be a inconsiderate irresponsible asshole that jumps in front of everyone and gets in your face. No wonder why people become that way. Thanks old guy :) you made another one

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Post by WsDharsh on 03/28/12 at 17:12:26
Slow ass old ladies walking down the street thinking they own the sidewalk... they yelled at some girls riding their bikes as i jogged by.

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Post by Mecit on 03/28/12 at 17:14:29
People who become activists on Youtube and Facebook after watching a 30-minute video.

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Post by Ripzsaur on 03/28/12 at 18:11:33
When 600 fucking dollar electronics break fast. I've went through 3 iPhones in the last 2 years. Fuck apple....

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Post by Tazz94 on 03/28/12 at 20:49:19
Stereotypes... I gotta put up with these students at my school for five days a week.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 03/28/12 at 21:44:19

wrote on 03/28/12 at 09:07:36:
I'm on my way to work and since I'm ahead of schedule I decide to stop by the dollar store and pick up some cheap ass deodorant. I run in and see some old guy with a cart full of shit just standing there looking at me. I grab the stuff and when I started towards the only register he just pushes along to it since he was pretty much just waiting there by it. So now I'm waiting behind this guy with a cart full of shit and I clearly only have a stick of deodorant in my hand. Even after the Xavier was done he slowly took out his wallet and a bag of change and counted out to the exact cent. On top of all this he was stopping and talking to the cashier constantly and I could tell she really didn't want to talk. Ok so no big deal. That shit happens. It's expected every now and then. So I'm leaving the parking lot and come to a stop sign like I'm suppose. I'm not some ignorant reckless driver so I came to a stop even though I could see it was the old guy slowly going by. I thought "i should pull out in front of this guy before I regret it I got enough room" but no that would be careless. So I waited and let him go in front of me. Turns out he was going the same way. So now I'm stuck behind this guy going 40 on a 55 with circumstances roads and no passing zones. I was late for work all because I was being a nice polite person. Kinda makes me want to be a inconsiderate irresponsible asshole that jumps in front of everyone and gets in your face. No wonder why people become that way. Thanks old guy :) you made another one


Oh hell no. After the shit that old fucker did in the store, I'd have pulled out in front of him, then brake-checked his ass. I can't stand crotchety old people who treat younger people like shit because they're pissed that their youth is gone. Fuck em.

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Post by Obliverate on 03/29/12 at 00:07:17

Ripzsaur wrote on 03/28/12 at 18:11:33:
When 600 fucking dollar electronics break fast. I've went through 3 iPhones in the last 2 years. Fuck apple....

How the fuck did you manage that.

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Post by Magnum on 03/29/12 at 07:56:04
There is no fucking way I would've let that old guy in front of me after that shit in the store. I would've done most anything besides hit him to get around him. Fuck that. Been tired of being the nice guy finishing last.

Last night there were 2 ladies rolling side by side in rolling roadblock formation that's common here. For quite a long distance on the highway comming from work. Not a goddamn thing in front of them with miles of highway open.

I never once tailgated the bitch in the left lane but, if your gonna go to 50 MPH because now you just want to be a cunt, I'm getting around you. So when the car in the right lane stayed the same speed and made room to pass her on right, I did so. Guess what?

She sped up and blocked me. Guess what I did?

Went and passed them both on the shoulder. Would you belive that cunt tried to keep up with me when I did that? I had to do damn near 100 to get away from her before she realized how fast she was going and backed off. Ohhhh...where the FUCK was your fucking gas pedal way back there huh? Fuck you....

And this is from someone who makes a living off his licence.

I......fucking....hate......left....lane.....losers and the games people play. Just fucking move the fuck over......and there won't be a fucking problem.

/rant

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Post by Struck5tar on 03/29/12 at 12:50:12

The Dizaster Child wrote on 03/28/12 at 21:44:19:
Oh hell no. After the shit that old fucker did in the store, I'd have pulled out in front of him, then brake-checked his ass. I can't stand crotchety old people who treat younger people like shit because they're pissed that their youth is gone. Fuck em.


I know, you would think with all their knowledge and wisdom they would have faced their demons by now. Their entire 65+ years on this planet and their head has been up their ass the entire time

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Post by Struck5tar on 03/29/12 at 12:59:12
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Last night there were 2 ladies rolling side by side in rolling roadblock formation that's common here. For quite a long distance on the highway comming from work. Not a goddamn thing in front of them with miles of highway open.

O.m.f.g. I can't stand this. I don't like to believe people are that ignorant/stupid to not notice theyre doing that. I rather believe they are just being an ass munch. Even worse is when someone just stays in your blind spot, for miles. Thats so fucking dangerous.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 03/29/12 at 14:10:44
Cruising in the left lane is one of my biggest peevers on the road, especially when they're matching speed with the guy next to them. It's literally infuriating. Also, people who get in the right lane at a red light when they're going straight, instead of leaving the lane open for people who are making the turn.

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Post by The Blarg on 03/29/12 at 14:34:44
I had a similar experience when I was in high school. We were on our way home and on my street, about 300 yards from my house, there were two girls sitting in a BMW Z4M in the center of the damn road... on a one lane road... and I'm on a bus.

So, we sat there for 5 minutes hoping they'd notice. They did... and waved us to go by. We couldn't fit. So, I had to walk. About 2 minutes later when I was almost home, my bus finally honked its horn... they moved. :)

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Post by Hellbent on 03/29/12 at 19:18:42
I can understand not taking a right on red if you made a mistake or something. That is about as far as my patience for that goes though. At least doing that doesn't put anyone in actual danger and the time wasted at the red light is minimal.

The one that really pisses me off is when i'm gonna get on the freeway. There is someone ahead of me who also wants to yield onto the freeway. But the son of a bitch either completely stops. Or slows down to like 5 MPH before merging.

That baffles me so badly. That is the one time a Yield actually means "SPEED THE FUCK UP THE SPEED LIMIT IS ABOUT TO CHANGE DRAMATICALLY".

Even if you go from 0 to 60 in 1 second that still isn't fast enough to seriously merge into moving highway traffic safely.

Even worse is when you are on the freeway and one of those idiots decides to pull out in front of you. So you are going from 60 to 30 back to 60 because that person is still accelerating from 0 to 60.

I mean typically you can just swap lanes and dodge them. But in that particular situation i had some 18 wheelers in the left and center lanes and my brain was total panic mode.





I still don't get road rage though. Sure that person almost killed me. But that is just how people are. Watch people walk around in public malls and on sidewalks. They bump into each other. They walk elbow to elbow blocking the entire walk way forcing you to walk through them. Which typically results in a shoulder bump. Or some shitty attitude like i'm supposed to wait for the elbow to elbow group of 8 people to pass instead of going through them...

At least when people are driving they can get tickets and die for being assholes.

The sad part is they can take people with them too.

If you kill someone in a car accident you shouldn't be able to drive again. They really ought to be more strict on that shit. I mean you bet fucked harder for a DUI then you do for running someone off a bridge.

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Post by Tazz94 on 03/29/12 at 20:08:17

Magnum wrote on 03/29/12 at 07:56:04:
There is no fucking way I would've let that old guy in front of me after that shit in the store. I would've done most anything besides hit him to get around him. Fuck that. Been tired of being the nice guy finishing last.

Last night there were 2 ladies rolling side by side in rolling roadblock formation that's common here. For quite a long distance on the highway comming from work. Not a goddamn thing in front of them with miles of highway open.

I never once tailgated the bitch in the left lane but, if your gonna go to 50 MPH because now you just want to be a cunt, I'm getting around you. So when the car in the right lane stayed the same speed and made room to pass her on right, I did so. Guess what?

She sped up and blocked me. Guess what I did?

Went and passed them both on the shoulder. Would you belive that cunt tried to keep up with me when I did that? I had to do damn near 100 to get away from her before she realized how fast she was going and backed off. Ohhhh...where the FUCK was your fucking gas pedal way back there huh? Fuck you....

And this is from someone who makes a living off his licence.

I......fucking....hate......left....lane.....losers and the games people play. Just fucking move the fuck over......and there won't be a fucking problem.

/rant


You should've called the cops on them. Better yet, you could've thrown your undies at 'em ;D

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Post by bigdogmc1 on 03/29/12 at 20:48:38

Magnum wrote on 03/28/12 at 07:55:13:
LOL.... fuck customer slavery. That's what I call it. The populace as ignorant as it is sometimes doesn't deserve service. They deserve an axe to the face.

I spent quite a few years behind a register, having to smile and eat shit while some fucker could say and do as he pleased, thinking the whole world belonged to them. What's sad is, it wasn't as bad then, as it is today. Funny that was always said when I was young. Makes me wonder...

I feel bad for you man. Can't imagine.


It's one of the reasons I'm glad they don't keep a gun under the counter.  People would be more appreciative if we did, though.   ;D
This gets me through the day:


And I hate people that block in the left lane, almost as bad as I hate people that just drive in the left lane for no reason.  It's illegal, too.

I would have cut that old guy off, too.  I hate old people that drive way too slow.  Then again, maybe it's safer they do, or they shouldn't be driving.  Period.

One thing that I've been trying to find out is people that ride the on-ramp the whole way to the end, even if it's fairly long and there's not a car in sight.  Y u no merge?

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Post by Magnum on 03/30/12 at 07:59:16
I said /rant.

I cannot......get into what I have to deal with every fucking day on the roads here. Esspecially when I'm working.

It's bad enough I got to eat shit because I'm at work, and "deal with it" because of what I do and it's my job but,

I'll be motherfucking damned if I'm gonna put up with that shit in my own car.

One of these days I'll be in the news dead in a firey heap. Heh.....you watch. TM in real life.  :D

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Post by manathefuckingtrap on 03/30/12 at 12:12:14
Facebook news feed consisting of nothing but League of Legends screencaps, match results and champion rants.

They have a forum for that shit, do it there.
Jesus fucking christ it's even worse because it's like, the only fucking game half of my friends play. So I have to see these flop ass bitches showering themselves with pride and reaching for compliments over how they went 4/5/8 with an AP carry they used for the first time.

Come off it, god damn.

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Post by Magnum on 03/31/12 at 08:54:58
Ohhh yea. When I said /rant, I ment for me.

Doesn't mean all you shitcramps can't bitch and moan.

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Post by †Adonael on 04/04/12 at 01:51:08

shibuyaburrito wrote on 03/30/12 at 12:12:14:
Facebook news feed consisting of nothing but League of Legends screencaps, match results and champion rants.

They have a forum for that shit, do it there.
Jesus fucking christ it's even worse because it's like, the only fucking game half of my friends play. So I have to see these flop ass bitches showering themselves with pride and reaching for compliments over how they went 4/5/8 with an AP carry they used for the first time.

Come off it, god damn.


+1 game is bullshit anyway.

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Post by bigdogmc1 on 04/04/12 at 11:24:20
Facebook newsfeeds consisting of nothing but politics.  I've already unfriended three people because they post absolutely nothing but Ron Paul.

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Post by Hellbent on 04/04/12 at 19:26:53
Shooter games are for pussies these days.

Even the "realistic" ones just give the player way too much leniency for being shot.

Here is an experiment. Sharpen a pencil. Doesn't have to be too sharp just make sure you can write with it. Get a piece of paper. Then jam the pencil straight into your cheek. Pull the pencil out and use the paper to stop the bleeding. Now try to say something cool like "HELL YEAH" or "DIE GRUBS" or "I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED"

Now imagine if that pencil was made of metal and traveling fast enough to go through your teeth.

Now i want you to take a 30 pound weight and hold it level your chest. Then i want you to stand up on a chair and fall off it backwards while letting go of the weight so it lands on your ribcage. That is about what it feels like when a bulletproof vest works. But in Call of Duty i can take several shots to the chest and still breathe and walk.

Even in old games with their crummy hit boxes and insane plots they still managed to make realistic shooters.

The only game i'll give credit to is Halo because they came up with a fantasy bullshit shield and what i assume is fantasy bullshit metal alloys too. But then you got games like Gears of War where the heroes are clearly being shot directly in the face and it looks like they bumped their head on a shelf.

I don't believe that people are so horrible at FPS games that nobody wants a game where people react realistically to being shot.






I think my favorite old FPS game was a Counterstrike mod called Firearms. You could actually break your leg by falling off shit or having your legs shot. You can bandage it up to regain some mobility which was also cool. Being shot was kind of a permanent thing

I'd like to see an FPS game take a more elaborate route. Breakable bones, blood loss, vital organs, and a legitimate stun mechanic for being shot that doesn't just make you stand still or slow down. Hell they could even make your guy deaf by having his eardrums busted by an explosion.

I'd play the hell out of that. Those moments where you just see a bit of someones torso would be much more intense since you could blast them in the heart

Or throw a smoke bomb in a room and suffocate someone hiding in there.

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Post by †Adonael on 04/04/12 at 22:42:50

Hellbent wrote on 04/04/12 at 19:26:53:
Shooter games are for pussies these days.

Even the "realistic" ones just give the player way too much leniency for being shot.

Here is an experiment. Sharpen a pencil. Doesn't have to be too sharp just make sure you can write with it. Get a piece of paper. Then jam the pencil straight into your cheek. Pull the pencil out and use the paper to stop the bleeding. Now try to say something cool like "HELL YEAH" or "DIE GRUBS" or "I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED"

Now imagine if that pencil was made of metal and traveling fast enough to go through your teeth.

Now i want you to take a 30 pound weight and hold it level your chest. Then i want you to stand up on a chair and fall off it backwards while letting go of the weight so it lands on your ribcage. That is about what it feels like when a bulletproof vest works. But in Call of Duty i can take several shots to the chest and still breathe and walk.

Even in old games with their crummy hit boxes and insane plots they still managed to make realistic shooters.

The only game i'll give credit to is Halo because they came up with a fantasy bullshit shield and what i assume is fantasy bullshit metal alloys too. But then you got games like Gears of War where the heroes are clearly being shot directly in the face and it looks like they bumped their head on a shelf.

I don't believe that people are so horrible at FPS games that nobody wants a game where people react realistically to being shot.






I think my favorite old FPS game was a Counterstrike mod called Firearms. You could actually break your leg by falling off shit or having your legs shot. You can bandage it up to regain some mobility which was also cool. Being shot was kind of a permanent thing

I'd like to see an FPS game take a more elaborate route. Breakable bones, blood loss, vital organs, and a legitimate stun mechanic for being shot that doesn't just make you stand still or slow down. Hell they could even make your guy deaf by having his eardrums busted by an explosion.

I'd play the hell out of that. Those moments where you just see a bit of someones torso would be much more intense since you could blast them in the heart

Or throw a smoke bomb in a room and suffocate someone hiding in there.


Operation flashpoint: cold war crisis has alot of that realistic stuff in it. It doesn't really have a type of stun mechanic because you get shot twice your more than likely dead or on the ground crying for a medic.

The sequel are not as good and kinda dumbed down in the realistic department and huge online battles are only good in the sequel because randoms take advantage of the AI and slaughter every AI while running form player like a Panzy.

Anyway, enough ranting about that. The first Operation flashpoint is a good one. Never got to play it online though that would of been nice.


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Post by Ripzsaur on 04/06/12 at 11:02:58

Obliverate wrote on 03/29/12 at 00:07:17:
How the fuck did you manage that.


1st Phone: Got too hot and melted the inside.
2nd Phone: Dropped 6ft, hit the floor, exploded the side of the the phone inwards; destroying the CPU, screen, volume buttons and severing the connection with the headphone jack. Way to costly to fix.
3rd Phone: Literally just DIED. No warning, no signs, NOTHING. just died, wouldn't charge, and NOT under warranty.

I'm rough on electronics.

I've had 4 iPhones, 2nd iPods, 3 PSPs, 4 Ps2s, and 4 Ps1s.

Nothing survives. :-/

Oh thats something else that annoys me.

Me being rough on electronics.  

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Post by Hellbent on 04/06/12 at 12:45:42
PSP's have the durability of early 90's CD players.

PS2's are about on the same level as the first generation Sega CD's. The DVD drives are feeble.

I like the Vita though. The first thing that lets me know it's durable is that i can twist it and it doesn't have any give. No plastic sounds or nothing. Totally solid.

Unlike the PS3 controllers and all the PSP models. I feel like i could twist those fuckers right apart. They can't be held together by more then a few tiny screws. Same for the DS and pretty much all gaming accessories.

The X-box 360 controller doesn't have too much give when you twist it at least. I like those controllers just for that alone. Though the joysticks are cheap and wear out way too fast.

I know the old NES controllers would creek and flex a bit when you twisted them. But they didn't require much hardware so even the most fucked up one is probably going to work. I'd totally pay extra money for a controller that simply has solid construction.

The PSP has always been annoying though. The games aren't very good and because it only has 2 triggers and 1 half assed joystick it's not even a good PS1 emulator. It was pretty cool for video in 2004 though. Back when portable DVD players were fancy.

The only real complaint i have about the Vita is that while they decided to add duel analog sticks as well as several other control features. They said "Ahh fuck the duel triggers.". It's like they don't want anyone porting PS2 games

I mean you could always just replicate the button functions using either one of the touch screens. But all i can think of is that the thing is so big that they must have thought people might drop it if they use 2 triggers at once.

I still have a hard time believing Sony designed a reliably good gaming console. But the PS3 and Vita are pretty solid. Hopefully they start a trend of making durable products.

The PS3 could use some work on the controllers though. Mine is still in brand new condition. But i can tell by holding the thing that it's not drop resistant. Also the analog triggers while nice just feel like they have weak springs in them. Like in a couple of years the springs will get even weaker and it'll be like it's not even analog at all. Or worse just jittery and loose.

I hope the whole Microsoft RROD and the PSN hacks and all that influenced Sony and hopefully other companies to put more quality into their construction

I never owned any iphones or anything. But i've found lost ones. They are the same cheap crap. Well not cheap but not especially well made. Most of them feel like the PS3 controller in the sense it feels like it'll explode into pieces if i twist it.

The reason twisting is such a big deal to me is because if you carry it in your pocket and your pockets aren't loose it puts pressure on whatever you are carrying. Every time you apply so much pressure that it makes a creaking sound it means you are that much closer to something breaking on it. Usually the first thing to go is either some dead pixels or the audio jack malfunctions.

Part of the reason i was sold so fast on the Vita were the descriptions of it's durability. I got suckered into the PSP over power but ultimately it was just too fragile for me to carry around at my work. I hate the idea of buying a portable device that is fragile. It makes no sense.

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Post by Wizard of Sextown on 04/06/12 at 13:46:08
Those one or two friends you've had forever that suddenly decide they LOVE photography and even want to make a business of being a photographer then they post their photos online or on Facebook and they are fucking TERRIBLE.

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Post by Obliverate on 04/06/12 at 18:09:51

wrote on 04/06/12 at 13:46:08:
Those one or two friends you've had forever that suddenly decide they LOVE photography and even want to make a business of being a photographer then they post their photos online or on Facebook and they are fucking TERRIBLE.

And they have a watermark, and it's their full name in some shitty font in bright red or yellow.

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Post by Mecit on 04/08/12 at 13:15:20
referring to Magnum's last Facebook status...

Technologically retarded people when it's not even difficult to use a PC.

"Google Chrome messed up my IE."


LMAO.


But I don't really blame old people for being like that considering they weren't regularly using a computer back in the day. It must suck not to be able to keep up with technology. I hope I can adapt to new stuff still, when I'm too old.

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Post by Hellbent on 04/08/12 at 21:42:22
If i can adapt to a NES at the age of 2 i could adapt to a PC at the age of 60.

Old people just aren't impressed by THE FUTURE anymore. They don't care to try that hard.

Also Alzheimer's. Which kind of makes me believe in god because it's the one disease that is actually kind of funny. Outside of birth defects. I don't count those in the same category as stuff you catch later in life.

It's a pretty funny joke though. You live a whole life full of robust and important memories of all sorts of things ranging from good deeds you've done, to hilarious moments in your life, even people who you love and would die for. All forgotten. As if it never really mattered.

God is motherfucker.

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Post by Magnum on 04/09/12 at 05:36:12
You dickhead Mecit. I said it was instaled long before and never had a problem. It happened when I updated it, and never should've.  

Yea. so STFU.

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Post by Obliverate on 04/09/12 at 09:52:50
Did you try turning it off and then on again?

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Post by Hellbent on 04/09/12 at 18:10:52
I dre a picture of magnum trying to use his computer but i actually got way too offensive this time.

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Post by Kilrgrn on 04/09/12 at 18:13:14
One time I was trying to help Magnum set up TM2PC. He had an error but didn't know what it was, I asked him to print screen it for me so I could see.


He then asked: "Do I need to turn my printer on?"

EDIT: Found the convo.


Kilrgrn (5:32:49 PM):      Can you take a printscreen?
Magnum (5:32:53 PM):      WTF is that supposed to mean?
Kilrgrn (5:33:11 PM):      hit printscreen on your keyboard
Kilrgrn (5:33:20 PM):      then open paint
Kilrgrn (5:33:28 PM):      and paste from
Kilrgrn (5:33:33 PM):      save it and send it to me
Magnum (5:33:47 PM):      its not working
Kilrgrn (5:33:55 PM):      Printscreen?
Magnum (5:34:08 PM):      prt scr button right?
Kilrgrn (5:34:09 PM):      Yeah


[Some time passes with nothing accomplished]

Kilrgrn (5:42:20 PM):      Printscreen
Magnum (5:42:48 PM):      how do you do that?
Kilrgrn (5:43:16 PM):      printscreen button then open paint
Kilrgrn (5:43:22 PM):      then hit paste from
Magnum (5:44:08 PM):      are you talking about the button right next to the F12 one?
Kilrgrn (5:44:11 PM):      yes
Magnum (5:44:22 PM):      I press it and it doesnt do anything
Kilrgrn (5:44:31 PM):      I know
Kilrgrn (5:44:32 PM):      LOL
Magnum (5:45:00 PM):      do I need to have my printer on?
Kilrgrn (5:45:05 PM):      No HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Magnum (5:45:19 PM):      Im not tech savvy I told you
Kilrgrn (5:45:21 PM):      Mag, Mag, Mag, when you take a printscreen you're not printing it
Magnum (5:46:27 PM):      ohh shit...I was holding it down with the couser over it. Something popped up. Is it working that way?
Magnum (5:46:57 PM):      looks like a list
Kilrgrn (5:49:07 PM):      Ok
Kilrgrn (5:49:14 PM):      Um hit the button once...
Magnum (5:49:20 PM): .....how do I unfuck up?

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Post by Mecit on 04/09/12 at 18:23:06

Kilrgrn wrote on 04/09/12 at 18:13:14:
One time I was trying to help Magnum set up TM2PC. He had an error but didn't know what it was, I asked him to print screen it for me so I could see.


He then asked: "Do I need to turn my printer on?"


I remember spending a good 40 minutes (at least) to get Magnum setup TM2 + Kali. It was indeed a real torment.



Kilrgrn wrote on 04/09/12 at 18:13:14:
Magnum (5:45:00 PM):      do I need to have my printer on?


Oh, my God.

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Post by Hellbent on 04/09/12 at 20:49:59
When DOS tells him to insert a 4 1/4 floppy he electrocutes his penis.

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Post by Obliverate on 04/09/12 at 20:58:36



To be fair, it does say Print Screen. And it does not print your screen.

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Post by manathefuckingtrap on 04/09/12 at 21:21:40
Seriously cackling over here.
That was great, hahahahaha

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Post by Obliverate on 04/09/12 at 22:28:05

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Post by Hellbent on 04/09/12 at 23:00:11
Magnum got the blue screen of death and screamed "Finally i am error! Take my weary spirit grim reaper!".

When you tell him to look at his desktop for the internet icon he stares into his reflection on his desk.

He thinks HTML is an R&B band.

He named his passwords after his kids but he can't remember their names anymore.

That last one was kind of sad. I quit.

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Post by Magnum on 04/10/12 at 07:55:49
LMAO!! Thanks alot Kilrgrn. Throw me under the bus why don't you?. Now you see why I don't talk to anyone anymore......  ;D

I uninstalled Chrome. Got rid of it completely. Now I can get on the shit i need to get on.

STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!! FUCKERS!!

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Post by †Adonael on 04/10/12 at 15:28:58
The fact my girlfriend got Billy Mays mixed up with Adolf Hitler.

Obviously when I say I'm going to snort some coke and yell about the product I'm selling. It's obviously Billy...

I do see a similarity though.

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Post by Wizard of Sextown on 04/10/12 at 15:44:40
Doctors who treat you like you're lying.

Doctors who treat you like you're an idiot.

Doctors who don't prescribe pain killers for someone who is IN pain.

Doctors who think that uncommon = never.

Doctors who try to cure you with over the counter products, homeopathic garbage and natural remedies.

Went to the student health center today for extreme jaw pain, I had Bell's Palsy two years ago, this seems to be the same thing.
No pain killers.
No steroids to reduce swelling.
Should go see a dentist if pain persists.
I say "I water pick my teeth every other day, I have no gum infection, I have a cavity on the opposite side from the jaw that is bothering me, but I keep it clean and maintain my teeth very well."
....

But then again these are the same morons who sent my wife to the hospital for a blood clot in her lungs because she was having shortness of breath. One wasted day at the ER and $9,000 later... they don't know what is wrong with her but it isn't a bloodclot.
The next day the PHARMACIST AT WAL-MART goes "oh, your doctor gave you too high of a dose of your blood pressure medication, just decrease it and you'll be fine."
 >:(

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 04/10/12 at 16:00:09
Damn bro, I think I'd be contesting that ER bill and reporting these sorry ass doctors. Heh, bet you're missing Shands right about now  ;)

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Post by Wizard of Sextown on 04/10/12 at 16:17:04
Yeah the Shands offices on 39th Ave. in particular, my wife and I both went there to see Dr. Cope (awesome name for a doctor, I know) and she was easily the BEST doctor I've ever seen. Didn't rush you out, listened to what you had to say, took an interest in your mood, super smart, no bullshit.

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Post by Tazz94 on 04/10/12 at 20:37:55

Magnum wrote on 04/10/12 at 07:55:49:
LMAO!! Thanks alot Kilrgrn. Throw me under the bus why don't you?. Now you see why I don't talk to anyone anymore......  ;D

I uninstalled Chrome. Got rid of it completely. Now I can get on the shit i need to get on.

STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!! FUCKERS!!


"What? We're still getting advertisements? My god, Google Chrome is the worst thing ever!"- Dr. Eggman of Sonic X Abridged

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Post by Struck5tar on 04/12/12 at 02:06:34
When your trying to get a trophy and all factors seem to be against you. It's almost like the game knows what your trying to do and does every possible thing to keep you from getting it. Like just now I had to destroy 4 vehicles with 4 mortar rounds. I got the first 3 and when I got to the fourth lord behold, its glitching invisible and unable to take damage. I kept reloading last check point and it kept happening every time. So I decided to see if it would blow up at all and it eventually did. Then it automatically saved and since I used more than 4 rounds it cancelled out the trophy. And since it saved I couldt load the check point again. Not to mention this was at the end of the mission so I would have to start all over. Yeah, extreme fucking controller twisting (this time I heard it crack) I envisioned myself smashing the tv screen with the controller several times. I know someone that actually crosses these lines and breaks a lot of his shit and costs him a fortune.

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Post by Heartbreak on 04/12/12 at 03:51:23
Time freezing on you for a second and you can swear you were there already and did that already as well. God damn I hate the feeling, freaks the shit out of me!
D=

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Post by Magnum on 04/12/12 at 07:41:11
Deja......who? Yea...I hate that too.

Instead of some random thing that means nothing, I WANT 6 CORRECT NUMBERS MOTHERFUCKER!!! STOP SHOWING ME THIS SHIT UNTIL YOU DO!!

Damn Force premonitions....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%A9j%C3%A0_vu

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Post by Hellbent on 04/13/12 at 02:59:11
5 numbers is fine i can still buy 100 tickets.

Though it would look crazy suspicious.

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Post by †Adonael on 04/14/12 at 10:42:43
Lazy people at work who only do what is assigned to them and nothing more. When people have attitudes like that it puts the whole team behind and we all suffer because of it.

Its bullshit. Or if someone who has only worked in your area for a week when you've worked there for a solid year and try to tell you how to do your job.

Ha. Fuck you.

Like no one knows the meaning of team work, cooperation or motivation.

Go sit at home on your couch and drown yourself with chocolate milk and dough nuts. Don't make my job harder because your a lazy ass with no motivation and is fine with the bare minimum.

People like that make me wanna choke children.

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Post by bigdogmc1 on 04/14/12 at 22:41:39

wrote on 04/14/12 at 10:42:43:
Lazy people at work who only do what is assigned to them and nothing more. When people have attitudes like that it puts the whole team behind and we all suffer because of it.

Its bullshit. Or if someone who has only worked in your area for a week when you've worked there for a solid year and try to tell you how to do your job.

Ha. Fuck you.

Like no one knows the meaning of team work, cooperation or motivation.

Go sit at home on your couch and drown yourself with chocolate milk and dough nuts. Don't make my job harder because your a lazy ass with no motivation and is fine with the bare minimum.

People like that make me wanna choke children.


I've had it that the people who've been there longer are doing it wrong now, because our new owner changed everything.  They're always like, "I've been here longer."  Then, I laugh when they get yelled at for doing it wrong.  Sweet justice.

But I do despise people that clearly have no motivation.  So, I suddenly have to do the jobs of two people, while they still get credit for what I did.  Just pisses me off.

Or, whenever you get in a semi-management position and have to chase down all the other people that seemingly disappear for hours on end.  I'm not getting paid enough to babysit their asses.  I just need to find a set of hand cuffs or some good duct tape, so they can't run off again.

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Post by †Adonael on 04/14/12 at 23:09:05

bigdogmc1 wrote on 04/14/12 at 22:41:39:
I've had it that the people who've been there longer are doing it wrong now, because our new owner changed everything.  They're always like, "I've been here longer."  Then, I laugh when they get yelled at for doing it wrong.  Sweet justice.

But I do despise people that clearly have no motivation.  So, I suddenly have to do the jobs of two people, while they still get credit for what I did.  Just pisses me off.

Or, whenever you get in a semi-management position and have to chase down all the other people that seemingly disappear for hours on end.  I'm not getting paid enough to babysit their asses.  I just need to find a set of hand cuffs or some good duct tape, so they can't run off again.


Catch is we all started at the same time. Just their job position was different and they sucked so bad at it they got moved to my area.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 04/15/12 at 03:31:04
We got a woman where I work who's been there for twelve years now. The thing is though, she's not that smart at all. I've been there three years and know way more about how the place works than her, and was able to outperform her on every level within a month. It's not about how long you've been somewhere, it's how quickly you understand your surroundings. Fuck, there's an old bitch that's been there since they opened in 1985 and she still doesn't know how to do the majority of her duties. We're all pretty sure she has some nasty dirt on someone, because she should have been fired a long long time ago.

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Post by Hellbent on 04/15/12 at 05:49:29
There are many places where incompetent workers are kept on just to keep up their race/sex/age numbers.

Though usually it just means someone high up dipped his dick in that. It's a late night at the Christmas party and she's like "Hey you're looking good" and he's like "Yeah? Lets go back to my place" and she's like "The cloth on this table reaches the ground lets fuck here" and then she sucks a promotion out of his dick and passes out under the table. Then the morning janitor finds her and vomits after catching a whiff of the stench of cum, vomit, and shit collected under the table.






I want to play santa at the company party and bang some little kids mom.

Santa has a tasty gift in his sack for you!

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Post by Magnum on 04/15/12 at 11:14:30
There are many places where incompetent workers are kept on just to keep up their race/sex/age numbers.

Damn is that true. Some of the dumbest, ignorant, laziest motherfuckers get to keep their jobs because it looks socially correct by Government standards.

What I love is when they get you to learn all the stuff you need to know, you out perform and show good work, now all of a sudden your meant to do more. Next thing you know, your doing way more than you should, and when you say "hold up a minute! What about WTF? WTF is WTF doing?"

It's even better when they teach you management duties and try to get you to do them without more pay and so they can take days off.

Fuck that shit.


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Post by †Adonael on 04/15/12 at 20:26:31
All of the above is exactly what is happening at my work place.

Well except for santa handing out snacks from his sack.

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Post by DeathStrikesBack on 04/15/12 at 23:29:16
The fact that every account on page 97 and beginning of 98 on the members list are fucking spambots. The only reason I want TMA:Forever at this point is because those issues won't have to be dealt with...hopefully.

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Post by Magnum on 04/16/12 at 05:30:47
I'll be taking care of that soon. I've got one more click on my mouse I haven't tried yet and it's gonna make a big wad of goo.....

They're gonna need a blanket.

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Post by Struck5tar on 04/18/12 at 13:07:19
Gray cars I don't always see because they match the color of the road

Old people whose only source of info is the nightly news, which is mostly negative over-exaggerated bias bullshit. Then they spew this nonsense to everyone at work the next day

Old people who refuse to acknowledge the internet's existence

Old people that think video games and websites are completely useless waste of time

I'm not implying all old people are like this some are actually cool

People that if they don't understand something decide not to like it


Besides all of that I'm actually having a nice day  :)

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Post by XIZOR on 04/18/12 at 13:19:06
Old people get on my nerves also. They just absolutely DO NOT know how to swipe a debit or credit card when checking out anywhere. They have to turn the card around 5 times before finding the right way and then can't understand how to just put in their pin, answer a couple quick questions, and get the hell out.

The nightly local news thing bothers me also. My grandpa only watches the local news like its the most important shit ever and all old people love to talk about the weather like its the most fascinating thing still on earth. Even with all the technology around them, that they refuse to learn or acknowledge, the weather is still the most amazing thing ever.

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Post by Struck5tar on 04/18/12 at 14:49:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apjvf9YNzEM

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Post by Struck5tar on 04/18/12 at 14:56:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIW-5Zau9Pw

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Post by Tazz94 on 04/18/12 at 17:53:30

wrote on 04/18/12 at 13:07:19:
Gray cars I don't always see because they match the color of the road

Old people whose only source of info is the nightly news, which is mostly negative over-exaggerated bias bullshit. Then they spew this nonsense to everyone at work the next day

Old people who refuse to acknowledge the internet's existence

Old people that think video games and websites are completely useless waste of time

I'm not implying all old people are like this some are actually cool

People that if they don't understand something decide not to like it


Besides all of that I'm actually having a nice day  :)

In other words, old people :D

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Post by Obliverate on 04/18/12 at 18:22:23
*Flashy swooping logo, picture of city in background*

Jeff: Good evening, I am Jeff Whogivesafuck.

Jill: And I'm Jill Middleagedcunt. Let's start the news off with a very tragic story. Authorities have uncovered the corpse of 8-year-old Jessica Whitename. Let's go to Steve Onlocationfaggot for more. Steve?

*Camera switches to a man in a suit standing in front of a house surrounded by police tape*

Steve: . . . . . . . . . . . . . Thank you Jill. I'm Steve Onlocationfaggot, here at the house where her body was found. Uh... the police say it was blunt force trauma to the head that is the cause of death. They say the rain washed away much of the blood. Speaking of rain, here's Mike Weatherdouche with the rain.

*Camera switches to man in front of picture of the state*

Mike: WELL STEVE AS YOU CAN SEE THE BLUE IS RAIN AND THERE IS LOTS OF IT THAT STORY WAS TRAGIC BUT THIS WEEKEND WILL NOT BE, HIGHS IN THE HIGH 60'S

Jeff: Thank you Mike for that nice news, I know I'm looking forward to the weekend!

Jill: Me too!

Jeff: Oh ho...! And in another story, get this, Obama is raising gas prices! And killing troops! And he's Muslim! And not fully white! And he's pro-abortion!

*A howl of angry old people echoes through the state*

Jeff: Obama is quoted as saying, "In my 3 years of presidency, I've tried to get rid of Social Security and instead give the money to minorities!"

*The howling is increasing, and the microphone starts to ring*

Jeff: "And I think everyone should get an abortion! I know I did!"

*The howling is now above 100 dB. Several of the staff cover their ears*

*Jeff begins to yell to overcome the howling*

Jeff: "AND OBAMA SAYS WE SHOULD PUT TROOPS IN SUDAN, AND THAT THE GENOCIDE THERE IS BAD!"

*The howling is now approaching 160 dB. Jill's head explodes in a shower of gore, and Jeff's ears begin to bleed*

Jeff: AD OBRAME SIED DEA TROAPS ARE COMONG HIME!

*The howling is now causing tornadoes due to heating in the atmosphere caused by the sound waves shifting and exciting ions*

*Jeff's ears have exploded, and blood is gushing out of his eyes and nose*

Jeff: DA DERE KA FUNG MAK DILL BACK

*Jeff's head explodes, and the entire studio collapses due to an earthquake. Around the city, skyscrapers tumble to the ground, fires ignite, and tornadoes carry burning debris through the air. The sky is filled with smoke, and the Earth's core splits in two*








Old people and local news. Not even once.

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Post by That one guy on 04/19/12 at 09:37:23
I thought that was heading to "dey turk ar jobs!" territory for a minute there

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Post by Magnum on 04/20/12 at 07:27:32
That was a great interpritation of the news. It would've been better if you had Ran Dather in there to make it look alot more PROFESSIONAL.

"This just in....

Earlier today the news companies said they would report the news in a legitamate and unbiased mannor. Over the years my seat has been slanting off to one side of the other because the money pulls me this way and that.

Murders, rapes, drugs, guns, traffic, weather, and world news all can be slanted by turning your tv sideways and the viewer standing on their heads.

Look you little bitches. I've been a professional reporter for DECADES! And this is how I have to end up writing reports on a fucked up website. You all need to go choke a huge fucking cock if you let the media rule over your viewpoints.

This is Ran Dather, and run off a cliff you little lemmings..."

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Post by bigdogmc1 on 04/21/12 at 11:11:38
The main problem with the news is money.  They get paid with advertising, so they have to self-censor themselves, or they lose money.  This is why I've started liking public broadcasting, because they don't do that.  They don't have to worry about advertisers.

Plus, a lot of regular broadcasting news includes public relations footage, which is paid for by big companies.  So, the news is selling ads to you and claiming it as journalism.  And they remove the disclaimer that says who paid for the footage.  How thoughtful.

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Post by Obliverate on 04/21/12 at 12:32:25
Really, the only news to watch is BBC and Al Jazeera. They are as unbiased as they get, though not really local.

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Post by Infernal on 04/21/12 at 12:45:21
RT (Russia Today) and RTAmerica.

Edit: I was replying to Obliv's post. I didn't mean that RT was annoying if anyone got a mixed message.

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Post by †Adonael on 04/21/12 at 13:13:34
Feeling outdated. Look at all the values of people today. I mean, I'm a old school guy. I believe in honor and loyalty, Treating others as you wanted to be treated like you want to and hard work is reward.

Tell you what. Hard work isn't rewarded. Suck cock and kiss ass to move up in the world.

People don't even know what that shit is anymore. Most girls the age of 12 are dressing like sluts, or pregnant. Kids think killing people is cool. Theres hardly any value for life or self image. almost no one has any self respect. No one can lend a hand to a fellow person because they are "higher" On the chain.

Fuck it. Fuck it all.

Man I hate feeling that way.

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Post by Struck5tar on 04/21/12 at 13:44:05
 Thats what makes a person epic today, by not following these norms. It takes alot to go against the grain. Low lifes are getting smart too. They come in all shapes and sizes. It could be someone dressed in rags walking with a cane begging for money. Then they go home to their house and car and count their earnings for the day.

 One lady was doing this around town for awhile until a news reporter caught up with her and questioned why she was doing this. She just turned around and quickly walked away. Recently a very attractive young girl came up to me in the city as I was getting out of my car and had a bullshit story about this and that and needed $20. She was trying to hide a smirk on her face so I knew she was lying. Her bf was probably in the distance watching it all. I said I was broke and couldnt help. I still felt sad though because I can't always tell whose lying. All I know is if it were me in that situation I wouldnt be asking anyone for anything. I would just find another way, so thats what I go by.

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Post by Infernal on 04/21/12 at 13:47:37
Modern day success: It isn't WHAT you know, it's WHO you know. You can be the smartest motherfucker out there, and get diddly squat.

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Post by Struck5tar on 04/21/12 at 13:49:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWg8SPe8ShQ

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 04/21/12 at 18:56:18

wrote on 04/21/12 at 13:49:30:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWg8SPe8ShQ


Exactly what I was thinking.

What annoys me are the people who sit at an intersection with some generic "help me, I have three kids and no job" sign, and they'll stand there all day and night, five days a week. Wouldn't their time be better managed if they were looking for work instead of begging on a corner? An intersection on the way to my mom's house had a couple standing there, one on one corner, and the other one on the opposite corner. As I drove through, I noticed the woman was talking on an iPhone, laughing and carrying on like life was grand. So I made a u-turn and came back on the other side and flagged down the guy. He came over, expecting money. I asked him, "Is that your wife across the street?". He replies, "Yeah, we're both out of work and need all the help we can get.". I tell him, "Well, you guys would be more convincing if she wasn't talking on her iPhone non-stop.". He turned beet red and stormed across the street, lol.

I stopped giving people money a long time ago. When I was out of work for over a year, did I go stand on a corner with a sign, looking like a pathetic sack of shit? No. I went to an employment agency and signed up. Had temp work in a week. This eventually led to where I'm at now. And I'm in an area with some of the worst unemployment rates in the state.

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Post by Hellbent on 04/21/12 at 23:45:27

The Dizaster Child wrote on 04/21/12 at 18:56:18:
Exactly what I was thinking.

What annoys me are the people who sit at an intersection with some generic "help me, I have three kids and no job" sign, and they'll stand there all day and night, five days a week. Wouldn't their time be better managed if they were looking for work instead of begging on a corner? An intersection on the way to my mom's house had a couple standing there, one on one corner, and the other one on the opposite corner. As I drove through, I noticed the woman was talking on an iPhone, laughing and carrying on like life was grand. So I made a u-turn and came back on the other side and flagged down the guy. He came over, expecting money. I asked him, "Is that your wife across the street?". He replies, "Yeah, we're both out of work and need all the help we can get.". I tell him, "Well, you guys would be more convincing if she wasn't talking on her iPhone non-stop.". He turned beet red and stormed across the street, lol.

I stopped giving people money a long time ago. When I was out of work for over a year, did I go stand on a corner with a sign, looking like a pathetic sack of shit? No. I went to an employment agency and signed up. Had temp work in a week. This eventually led to where I'm at now. And I'm in an area with some of the worst unemployment rates in the state.



Drug addicted felons. Can't get a job because the only ones that will hire them don't pay enough for the hard labor.

Though they are often confused with the drug addicted homeless by choice assholes.

There are tons of government and volunteer agencies and centers that care for the homeless. In fact a homeless person can go to community college and get student loans unless they are felons.

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Post by Serpentine on 04/22/12 at 00:41:50
There are homeless people that DO shit like washing windshields or collecting copper and empty soda cans for money. I give them props for trying to stay alive but not for being so fucking lazy enough to not find a temp/odd job.

Actually, now I think of it, I've never seen a mexican homeless guy.

The only kind of homeless people I see around here are the ones who drown themselves in vodka and play shopping cart racing.

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Post by Struck5tar on 04/22/12 at 01:00:19
I feel bad for truly homeless people. It's the scamming type people I think deserve to burn in a fire

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Post by Mecit on 05/08/12 at 11:23:34
People who say "should of" instead of "should have".

Admins who lock threads when they know the same shit eventually is going to happen in another thread.

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Post by Magnum on 05/09/12 at 07:16:23
Admins who lock threads when they know the same shit eventually is going to happen in another thread.

THAT never happens!

Stop annoying me with your fear mongering...

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Post by XIZOR on 05/11/12 at 01:09:09
Secret shoppers.

You know, the idea is ok in principal. Companies hire random people to come in and shop with the notion that if they aren't completely "happy" with their shopping experience that by formally expressing their minor qualms it will somehow make that particular store or company as a whole run better and more efficient. But that is not how it works....

You see, these are not ordinary customers that you get from day to day. These are not the "regulars" or standard base customers you come to know over time and become personal with or develop real connections with. These are not the favored customers you look forward to seeing and come to know by name; who you've developed trust and respect with, and genuinely care about when asking how they are doing. You know. The ones that really matter and continue to shop there day after day.

NO! These self entitled lowlifes in question are payed to come, shop, and purposefully FIND things that are wrong with what you are doing. Not based on personal preference but solely on what said company's handbook SAYS should be their ideal shopping experience and in turn, probably not what the mystery shopper even wants out of their own personal retail en devour.  

Now, given that employee expectations and requirements obviously vary from place to place, how can any random shopper know what services and pleasantries should be awarded them unless they have either worked for this company themselves or they are told before hand what to expect and then waltz into your place of work outright looking for what someone else told them was "unacceptable" or vice versa. They are actively looking for reasons why the average person, not necessarily themselves or 95% of the people who shop there, might find their shopping experience a little less than, oh, IMMACULATE!!!!!!!! There in lies the problem. These people aren't there to shop objectively, but rather subjectively because they are being paid to find fault where there might not otherwise be any.

The reason why this is of importance and relevance to me is because my current job rests in the delicate balance of one single less-than-ideal mystery shopper experience away from being ended without question. That is what I was told today by management anyway. If someone has a slight problem with how I conduct myself, I could be fired. And because you can’t please everyone, this essentially means that my job is on a deadline. Only I don’t know when that is…

Now, one can argue that I'm simply a bad employee that isn't doing his job and that this is my own fault and while I will hold the blame mostly on myself (I say mostly because, well, I never thought I'd be here this long so to say I didn't really care one way or the other when I first started is an understatement and half the reason I’m in the mess)...its not my own fault entirely. So on to some of my defensive justifications.

For starters, I work during prime Job Assassin hours. (I'm going to refer to these secret shoppers as Job Assassins periodically from now on simply because they do blend in with the crowd like Altair from Assassin's Creed and actually hold the power to end my lively hood and well being at any moment). And because I'm the only person at work manning my particular job title during these hours, six days a week, statistically that makes me more prone to being ninja raped than anyone else who works there.

Add to that the fact that my job title alone, while very basic in the grand scheme of things actually holds the most weight when under this very large bullshit microscope and you have a case where literally I’m under the most high level scrutiny somehow.  I know this doesn’t make sense as my job is the least important, yet somehow the most important…? Basically, I have the highest probability to be banished from my job by these more than likely lonely bored housewives than anyone else. And let's face it. No one is more vindictive than some bored housewife that has two or more little brats running around. No real man is actually going to be "shopping" with the intent of fucking another man out of his job. Men may be territorial and all by nature, but we aren’t going to screw another man out of something unless there is a great gain, and in my case, there is absolutely nothing to gain.

I understand that these Rapers of Income, Food, and Well Being…I’m sorry, Job Assassins, probably have no idea the power they can wield or the damage they can cause, so they just casually go through the process thinking this is a harmless way to make some extra cash or get some free items. It’s not their fault really, it’s the systems fault. But either way, if you are getting paid to judge others, you’re a fucking dick any way you cut it and only an asshole would say anything negative when they are getting paid to shop and get free shit. I mean, maybe its just me, but unless an employee of any establishment is a complete dick to me when I’m out eating dinner somewhere or just casually browsing some random retail store, I don’t give a shit what the employees do. And that is my point. Unless someone is being overly offensive, unhelpful, or just a fucking douchebag, who really gives a shit? How did me not saying, “have a nice day” really effect your life? If I asked you how you were doing when you came up to me, why then give a shit if I didn't tell you to “have a good day”? Oh right, because you were paid to care, not because you actually do. How about you go into any of our competitors and expect even half the treatment we give you, you picky shithead, and then come back to me.

While I won’t sit here and act like I’m the perfect employee, though who really is, I have put forth more than minimal effort, especially in the last six months.  I mean, most people deep down don’t really like their job and would rather be doing something else, but most of us, at least those who are adults and have rent to pay, bills to pay, and family or loved ones to take care of, don’t just fuck off like our jobs don't matter. I’ve come in to work every god damn day, rain or shine (and rain really sucks at my job), sick, hung over, down, or whatever whenever I was scheduled for the past thirteen months because I actually give a shit. I’ve not stolen or done any dishonest things. All I’ve ever done was try to meet, at least, the bare minimum requirements to successfully do my job. Even this is more than most of the other people do in my area. Not all, but most. I frequently go above and beyond the call of duty…

But none of that matters because a single random asshole Job Assassin can completely strip all that away from me simply because I forget to utter four simple words. Someone explain to me what is wrong with that equation? God forgive me if a family member dies and I have to go in to work the next day, you know, because I never miss a day, and I forget to greet someone and then get fired because of it. The sad thing is that this company thinks I’m a terrible employee based on these shallow facts and instead chooses to ignore every single good thing I’ve ever done. Every. Single. Thing. It’s so typical of fucking corporate America these days. People never see the good you do, only what you aren’t doing or what you could do better.

No one is perfect. No one! And while expecting excellence and a standard for quality is all fine and dandy, expecting perfection is not, especially when I’ve seen everyone I work with from time to time be so far from perfect, or even acceptable, that its not even funny. No one operates at 100% capacity all the time, every day, day after day. It’s not fucking possible. When you consider that literally hundreds of people come through day after day, its impossible to think that anyone can maintain a constant robotic façade for every single customer without error. To expect that from any one single person is ludicrous and even a bit hypocritical. If you want perfection build and employ robots to do our jobs because if that level of repetitive meticulousness is what is desired then just replace the whole front end of all retail establishments altogether and put in nothing but automated self service checkouts and see how well that goes.

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Post by Hellbent on 05/11/12 at 01:53:56
The only way i could ever get around that was to basically treat every customer like a sting agent.

My customer relations went way up because i was putting serious effort into each customer. But everything else fell behind because i put too much effort into the customer.

It's basically just a lazy method to scare you, make you work harder for no reason, and possibly ruining your life in order to scare other people into working harder.

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Post by Magnum on 05/11/12 at 07:39:01
Yea. what Hellbent said. Welcome to Corperate America. Esspecially retail.

It's never about what you have done. It's what you can do now, and if you can do it better than others. Remember.....there are thousands of monkeys lined up to take your place. You are a replaceable monkey.

I don't care WTF a company says. Any company. You are paid to perform, and perform you'd better. It takes 1000 good things done right to get a "Good Job" out of management. IF they even do that. If your on 999 and you fuck up, back to 0 you go.

Ohhhhh....and try harder next time.

The most aggrivating thing is knowing there are those select few in your place of enployment that can do anything they want, at any time they want, and nothing comes of it. But GOD FORBID you do even ONE of those things that affects the company because of it.....OMFG WE CANNOT ALLOW THAT!!!  This cannot become an issue with you. WTF  IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!

That's right! It's because you actually WORK. And when you don't, the lazy fucks really show and we can't have someone notice that shit. It'd make management look like THEY aren't doing THIER JOBS by making sure EVERYONE is working like they should. The polotics and clicks astound me sometimes. If your not in the "circle" you can forget liking your job.  

If there could be robots to replace humans to do shit, and it was cheap enough to do so, it would come to pass. No question in my mind. And the people left out of work because of it, wouldn't be helped at all.

BTW. Another mentality of large companies that I find amusing is the dudes who sit at desks for thier carrers, and don't actually DO the actuall thing they manage, or oversee. More often times than not, they have a piece of paper saying they know how. Then find ways to tweak, or change things around to "make better margins" or to "Impriove customer service."

When a little dissent is voiced because the people who actually DO the JOB say it's not going to work because of "x" reason, your not being a "team player" or your a "problem" and need to "get with the program" And ohhhh BTW.....you don't like to service the customer like you should. That's not the right attitude to have.

So everyone that does the job, S'sTFU and just goes with it. Then when it goes wrong, the 1st thing that happens is they go after the people who DO THE JOB, who said originally that it might not work, tell them they need to TRY HARDER, and if you can't do it right, you will start to be CORRECTED.

It's almost like the people that run shit are untouchable, and that the monkeys are the ones to suffer. It's nice to know your livelyhood is always on the line because of bullshit curcumstances.

Wow....that was way more than I meant to type!

Damn you Xizor.....

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by The Dizaster Child on 05/11/12 at 09:22:44
Job assassins... I like that. I used to call them leeches or parasites, but your name works too. And they really are a fucking problem. If it's not some bored bitch of a housewife, then it's some lazy fucktard that couldn't get a real job, so now he's gonna make everyone else suffer because he/she is just a fucking prick. I'm with you on this one, man. If a clerk is at least helpful when need be, I don't give a fuck if they don't greet me with some fake, forced smile and a hollow farewell. Just gimme my change, and I'm out the door. I hope you shove it in their corporate shitholes..

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 05/11/12 at 09:55:58

The Dizaster Child wrote on 05/11/12 at 09:22:44:
Job assassins... I like that. I used to call them leeches or parasites, but your name works too. And they really are a fucking problem. If it's not some bored bitch of a housewife, then it's some lazy fucktard that couldn't get a real job, so now he's gonna make everyone else suffer because he/she is just a fucking prick. I'm with you on this one, man. If a clerk is at least helpful when need be, I don't give a fuck if they don't greet me with some fake, forced smile and a hollow farewell. Just gimme my change, and I'm out the door. I hope you shove it in their corporate shitholes..



The guys they send after me practically blackmail me. Plus the penalties range around $9,000 bail or 90 days in jail.

Treat everyone like an enemy. Remain kind but when they push you just slap the shit out of them with your authority.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by †Adonael on 05/11/12 at 10:23:57

XIZOR wrote on 05/11/12 at 01:09:09:
Secret shoppers.

You know, the idea is ok in principal. Companies hire random people to come in and shop with the notion that if they aren't completely "happy" with their shopping experience that by formally expressing their minor qualms it will somehow make that particular store or company as a whole run better and more efficient. But that is not how it works....

You see, these are not ordinary customers that you get from day to day. These are not the "regulars" or standard base customers you come to know over time and become personal with or develop real connections with. These are not the favored customers you look forward to seeing and come to know by name; who you've developed trust and respect with, and genuinely care about when asking how they are doing. You know. The ones that really matter and continue to shop there day after day.

NO! These self entitled lowlifes in question are payed to come, shop, and purposefully FIND things that are wrong with what you are doing. Not based on personal preference but solely on what said company's handbook SAYS should be their ideal shopping experience and in turn, probably not what the mystery shopper even wants out of their own personal retail en devour.  

Now, given that employee expectations and requirements obviously vary from place to place, how can any random shopper know what services and pleasantries should be awarded them unless they have either worked for this company themselves or they are told before hand what to expect and then waltz into your place of work outright looking for what someone else told them was "unacceptable" or vice versa. They are actively looking for reasons why the average person, not necessarily themselves or 95% of the people who shop there, might find their shopping experience a little less than, oh, IMMACULATE!!!!!!!! There in lies the problem. These people aren't there to shop objectively, but rather subjectively because they are being paid to find fault where there might not otherwise be any.

The reason why this is of importance and relevance to me is because my current job rests in the delicate balance of one single less-than-ideal mystery shopper experience away from being ended without question. That is what I was told today by management anyway. If someone has a slight problem with how I conduct myself, I could be fired. And because you can’t please everyone, this essentially means that my job is on a deadline. Only I don’t know when that is…

Now, one can argue that I'm simply a bad employee that isn't doing his job and that this is my own fault and while I will hold the blame mostly on myself (I say mostly because, well, I never thought I'd be here this long so to say I didn't really care one way or the other when I first started is an understatement and half the reason I’m in the mess)...its not my own fault entirely. So on to some of my defensive justifications.

For starters, I work during prime Job Assassin hours. (I'm going to refer to these secret shoppers as Job Assassins periodically from now on simply because they do blend in with the crowd like Altair from Assassin's Creed and actually hold the power to end my lively hood and well being at any moment). And because I'm the only person at work manning my particular job title during these hours, six days a week, statistically that makes me more prone to being ninja raped than anyone else who works there.

Add to that the fact that my job title alone, while very basic in the grand scheme of things actually holds the most weight when under this very large bullshit microscope and you have a case where literally I’m under the most high level scrutiny somehow.  I know this doesn’t make sense as my job is the least important, yet somehow the most important…? Basically, I have the highest probability to be banished from my job by these more than likely lonely bored housewives than anyone else. And let's face it. No one is more vindictive than some bored housewife that has two or more little brats running around. No real man is actually going to be "shopping" with the intent of fucking another man out of his job. Men may be territorial and all by nature, but we aren’t going to screw another man out of something unless there is a great gain, and in my case, there is absolutely nothing to gain.

I understand that these Rapers of Income, Food, and Well Being…I’m sorry, Job Assassins, probably have no idea the power they can wield or the damage they can cause, so they just casually go through the process thinking this is a harmless way to make some extra cash or get some free items. It’s not their fault really, it’s the systems fault. But either way, if you are getting paid to judge others, you’re a fucking dick any way you cut it and only an asshole would say anything negative when they are getting paid to shop and get free shit. I mean, maybe its just me, but unless an employee of any establishment is a complete dick to me when I’m out eating dinner somewhere or just casually browsing some random retail store, I don’t give a shit what the employees do. And that is my point. Unless someone is being overly offensive, unhelpful, or just a fucking douchebag, who really gives a shit? How did me not saying, “have a nice day” really effect your life? If I asked you how you were doing when you came up to me, why then give a shit if I didn't tell you to “have a good day”? Oh right, because you were paid to care, not because you actually do. How about you go into any of our competitors and expect even half the treatment we give you, you picky shithead, and then come back to me.

While I won’t sit here and act like I’m the perfect employee, though who really is, I have put forth more than minimal effort, especially in the last six months.  I mean, most people deep down don’t really like their job and would rather be doing something else, but most of us, at least those who are adults and have rent to pay, bills to pay, and family or loved ones to take care of, don’t just fuck off like our jobs don't matter. I’ve come in to work every god damn day, rain or shine (and rain really sucks at my job), sick, hung over, down, or whatever whenever I was scheduled for the past thirteen months because I actually give a shit. I’ve not stolen or done any dishonest things. All I’ve ever done was try to meet, at least, the bare minimum requirements to successfully do my job. Even this is more than most of the other people do in my area. Not all, but most. I frequently go above and beyond the call of duty…

But none of that matters because a single random asshole Job Assassin can completely strip all that away from me simply because I forget to utter four simple words. Someone explain to me what is wrong with that equation? God forgive me if a family member dies and I have to go in to work the next day, you know, because I never miss a day, and I forget to greet someone and then get fired because of it. The sad thing is that this company thinks I’m a terrible employee based on these shallow facts and instead chooses to ignore every single good thing I’ve ever done. Every. Single. Thing. It’s so typical of fucking corporate America these days. People never see the good you do, only what you aren’t doing or what you could do better.

No one is perfect. No one! And while expecting excellence and a standard for quality is all fine and dandy, expecting perfection is not, especially when I’ve seen everyone I work with from time to time be so far from perfect, or even acceptable, that its not even funny. No one operates at 100% capacity all the time, every day, day after day. It’s not fucking possible. When you consider that literally hundreds of people come through day after day, its impossible to think that anyone can maintain a constant robotic façade for every single customer without error. To expect that from any one single person is ludicrous and even a bit hypocritical. If you want perfection build and employ robots to do our jobs because if that level of repetitive meticulousness is what is desired then just replace the whole front end of all retail establishments altogether and put in nothing but automated self service checkouts and see how well that goes.


Sounds like you work at walmart too.  :P

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by The Dizaster Child on 05/11/12 at 10:38:28
Fuck Wal-Mart. I'd never work in that hellhole. I'd also never work retail again, either. I'm just fine working in a warehouse, actually. I'm indoors, I make decent money, I can look however I want, and best of all... No shithead customers. If I had to do retail, itd just end up looking like Clerks or something..

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Struck5tar on 05/11/12 at 12:40:30
What else would you expect working for the Republic of Walmart. You would think the employees would get paid decently being the most successful retail corporation. Nope. Your also aware of the Dead Peasants Policy Walmart has right? Now that I think of it every time I've ever cashed out at Walmart I've always been treated with above average greetings and good bye. I usually think to myself "just give me my shit I don't even want to be here" I always feel bad because of it too. If I'm in a good mood I make small talk with them and they're always cool people about it. I just can't pretend I'm in a good mood when I'm not. Lord knows how they manage to.

You could weigh your options for what the better job is for you. I'm a selector in a warehouse and sometimes I wish I was that guy working at Walmart fucking off in the back aisles because my job gets so labor intensive I actually have nightmares where I can't go home until my job is done, but at the same time I'm too exhausted to get it done. So I'm just stuck there for eternity. The pay is based on your working percentage. Your working percentage is based on how fast you got an assignment done. Ex: you get a clip your expected to complete in 20min. If you complete it in 20min you get 100% rating. At the end of the day if your total % averages 100% you'll get your full pay an hour. So its a mental strain on days your dragging ass. Your already having a Shitty slow day and to add to that your pay has dropped from 13.50 an hour to 8.00. Yeah that bears down on you. Sometimes no amount of energy drinks can get me moving. I just feel like falling face first on the floor and getting run over by a fork lift.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by XIZOR on 05/11/12 at 13:10:18

wrote on 05/11/12 at 10:23:57:
Sounds like you work at walmart too.  :P


Haha, no I don't work at Walmart, or as I refer to it as, Satan's Asshole. No offense to those who do but I would never work there personally. The employees could not give any less of a fuck.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 05/11/12 at 14:18:22
Retail isn't so bad. I dealt with the Sting people often.

Not that i'm saying what they do is good or tolerable. It's fucking bullshit. But overall it can be combated with relative ease. You just have to be good at making the customers feel entertained by their visit.

I got around it by making sure to greet the fuck out of people. If you nail the greeting and snipe in on every motherfucker that comes in, leaves, or even remotely looks like they'd be open to assistance. I make it a point to get them to talk as much as they can by basically baiting them into it. It makes them feel way more satisfied and if they are a sting agent they'll have burnt so much time they'll probably never get around to really investigating anything.

It's still annoying as fuck.

At Gamestop we had children sent in by parents who were volunteering and also being paid by the ESRB AND Gamestop to make sure we weren't selling M Rated games to minors. They'd do it really tricky too. Like sending in a 16 year old kid who has his 18 year old brothers ID.... Those were the fucked up ones.

I wouldn't sell to anyone who looks even remotely underage. Not worth being fired over.

The $100 fine to the store and firing the employee were stiff penalties. But the bad half quarter reports... Those could be scary. I never had a bad report. But people who did weren't around long. They'd always get fired or get transferred to the store that gets robbed every week.





The Bar is way worse. Pretty much everyone is trying to lie to you in one way or another. If they aren't underage, sneaking alcohol in our out, or starting fights. They are doing other crazy shit like handing out Extacy to customers and trying to kidnap the young cute ones.

Seriously if the Cops aren't stinging you. Then the criminals are running something. Or some drunkass will do shit that can get you thrown in jail because they are drunk and think it's funny.

Even if they aren't doing stings sometimes the TABC will just show up and fucking hang out. I keep my bar clean so it's not a problem. But Jesus the moment i make my first real fuck up they are going to be there and they are going to fucking ruin my life.

The penalties are harsh too. Like if some drunk ass is fucking with me and is walking in and out with a drink and having their drunk friends distract me so i can't prevent the moron from dashing in. I still go to jail for 90 days on $9,000 bail.

Though it's not technically legal for me to hurt anyone. I'm forced to. Because an assault charge is actually not as bad as the shit they nail you for in regards to over serving and serving minors.

The best part is that it's all on me. Even if i show up and there are already people underage drinking in the bar. I'm still the one who takes the heat for it. Not the bartenders. So if the bartenders have an underage person that they know and they are feeding him drinks then i get fucked. Or if the band has a underage member and gets drunk. I'm still the one that is held responsible.

Legally i'm not even allowed to take out of state ID's but i do it anyways because everybody does it. Except New Mexico ID's those are always fake.

That isn't even the half of it though. The only up side is that despite all of that. I'm allowed to put my hands on people and force them around. If they didn't let us do that then the job would be impossible.

And even on top of that. We aren't even getting into the fights and the drunk people who harass others. Criminals who start fights, rape, and rip people off. The psychotic homeless who have all of the problem.

I hate that when there is any sort of remote fight i'm supposed to depot every single one. If i report too many i get fined. But if a fight happens and i don't report it then they lay down the fucking fines.

There is even more then that. It's just fucking madness. Everyone is my fucking enemy.








Also i love Walmart. The fact they are open 24/7 allows me to have some stuff that i normally wouldn't have because i live on Bar Time.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by †Adonael on 05/11/12 at 15:06:30

XIZOR wrote on 05/11/12 at 13:10:18:
Haha, no I don't work at Walmart, or as I refer to it as, Satan's Asshole. No offense to those who do but I would never work there personally. The employees could not give any less of a fuck.


Haha. Some of the people are not bad, its once you get to managers and higher that shit gets dicky.

I wouldn't recommend anyone working there honestly, but thats just me.

Shit happens, ya know?

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 05/15/12 at 01:41:12
I have recently learned that my former step-father of 10 years while living in Misawa, Japan---the man who molested me as a child---is now a registered sex offender living in my state.  

He has engaged in sexual acts with both a 10 year old in his care, as well as a 14 year old.  

http://sexoffender.ncdoj.gov/details.aspx?SRN=017603S7

Despite my inherently docile nature and my dedication toward enlightenment, my neurophysiological makeup seems incapable of feeling shame at the fantasy of torturing and murdering him.  

Sadly for me, it is neither a case of rage nor a grudge---as I have long since accepted these events of my past---I simply find my own special brand of punishment to be the next logical step.  It is an aspect of my personality which unsettles me a bit.  I feel no emotion regarding this, only a coolly calculated reaction to his actions as per what I deem justifiable by rationalism.  




Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 05/15/12 at 05:20:36

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 05/15/12 at 01:41:12:
I have recently learned that my former step-father of 10 years while living in Misawa, Japan---the man who molested me as a child---is now a registered sex offender living in my state.  

He has engaged in sexual acts with both a 10 year old in his care, as well as a 14 year old.  

http://sexoffender.ncdoj.gov/details.aspx?SRN=017603S7

Despite my inherently docile nature and my dedication toward enlightenment, my neurophysiological makeup seems incapable of feeling shame at the fantasy of torturing and murdering him.  

Sadly for me, it is neither a case of rage nor a grudge---as I have long since accepted these events of my past---I simply find my own special brand of punishment to be the next logical step.  It is an aspect of my personality which unsettles me a bit.  I feel no emotion regarding this, only a coolly calculated reaction to his actions as per what I deem justifiable by rationalism.  




When i want revenge on someone i just culture up some disease or a virus in the fridge out of scraps and spit and infect them with it.

Hilarious and effective.

Heyyyy, you guys want some jerky?

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Magnum on 05/15/12 at 07:19:09
Wow. That takes some courage to put up info that personal.

I hope for his sake it's on the other side of the state. I don't blame you one bit dude.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 05/15/12 at 08:10:23
My parents were awesome. I love my dad we do all sorts of fun stuff.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by XIZOR on 05/15/12 at 09:22:19
Like Magnum said, it takes some guts to admit that kind of shit, especially publicly on TMA.

NB4 Innately was raped by his dad as a child jokes.  ;D

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 05/15/12 at 12:14:37
Japan is a circus.

It's crazy how many people have died on Japanese game shows.

"HAHA FAKE STONE HAHA" "OH NO SHE NOT MOVING. IN DEATH CORPSE ON FAKE STONE LACKS HONOR" "NEXT CONTESTANT!"

They should have all the most famous anime characters killing the shit out of dolphins and making it look like they have to do it to keep Japan alive. ?f Kirby eats a Dolphin whole and something magical happens then that is all the convincing i need.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by The Dizaster Child on 05/15/12 at 19:49:49
Like Xizor and Mags said, kudos for being open about something like that.. especially on here of all places. You got brass, man. Big brass. I guess you're a better man than me, though. If I was in your situation, I'd have a fit of "karma works to slowly" and make him to top news story as his dead body dangled from an overpass on I-95. You've gotta be one of the most calm people I've encountered.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 05/16/12 at 15:01:02

The Dizaster Child wrote on 05/15/12 at 19:49:49:
Like Xizor and Mags said, kudos for being open about something like that.. especially on here of all places. You got brass, man. Big brass. I guess you're a better man than me, though. If I was in your situation, I'd have a fit of "karma works to slowly" and make him to top news story as his dead body dangled from an overpass on I-95. You've gotta be one of the most calm people I've encountered.





I always wondered if there are any child molesters who if killed would make the world a worse place some how.

I can never think of an instance that'd occur. There isn't even a politician that molests kids that did anything good enough that it saved lives. Seems that child molesters are simply purely evil people.

I don't think child molesters should be considered people who can be rehabilitated. People who are proven child molesters should be given life in solitude away from the touch of any human being. If that is too expensive just let them live with the rest of the prisoner population. Either punishment is fitting. But it should be for life.

People who will force others into situations for their own pleasure and gain are like that naturally and can't be rehabilitated. They can only be threatened and punished. Because the second they know they can do it again they will. It's in their nature.

It's not like someone who has a drug addiction. Or someone who steals a car because they are poor or can't get a job. Those are criminals with reasons. They made bad decisions but they are still possibly good people and might be someone you can rehabilitate.

But someone who passes the line of taking material objects and starts taking lives. No matter is it's killing, kidnapping, raping, stalking, or anything involving another persons life. They can only be rehabilitated through violence and threats. Even then they'll still do it the moment they think you are weak.

People who take material things can be rehabilitated, given jobs, and they can buy the shit they wanted to steal. They can have those things because those things are meant to be had.

People aren't meant to be had. The desire to control people is all too natural and cannot be erased. You can only put people like that on a leash or in a cage. Or in a box in the ground.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by The Dizaster Child on 05/16/12 at 20:14:59
The way I see it, if you do something to cause permanent trauma to someone else, the punishment should be more fitting than a few years in prison and some parole. The system is way too light on some people.. while irrationally hard on other. I don't think I need to remind you of the guy who got twice the sentence of a rapist/murderer, and all he did was download some shit online.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by XIZOR on 05/26/12 at 19:58:20
The comments section under EVERY FUCKING THING ON THE INTERNET!

I've never really bothered to read the comments section under game reviews, previews, or articles online, but lately its become sort of fascinating to me. It never fails how quickly, instantly really, discussions turn into blatant fanboyism and retarded opinions. Why do people waste their time debating other random faggots in the comments section of every god damn article on IGN? What is the point? If its an article about Microsoft or the 360, PS3 or Nintendo fanboys just have to post something stupid and childish putting down the 360 and vice versa if its another console. Not only that but CoD is ALWAYS brought up when games are discussed? Why? What does CoD have to do with some open world third person action game?

Its the same thing on youtube. I'll be listening to Andromeda or something and then some faggot just has to post a comment about how Dream Theater is so much better than Andromeda or vice versa, for no god damn reason, and then it just devolves from there.

I just don't understand why people go out of their way to post negative stuff all the time on all corners of the internet. If you don't like the 360 or Halo then why are you reading an article on Halo 4 and then commenting on how much better CoD is than Halo? Why not just go fuck off and play CoD?

I don't know, its just become sort of humorous to me lately. I actually enjoy reading how stupid and quickly these things devolve into opinion fests.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by The Dizaster Child on 05/26/12 at 20:09:21
It's because the internet is about the only place to mouth off like a tough guy without the fear of receiving an ass-whooping for it. Usually. That or randomly bad-mouthing someone on a bathroom stall wall.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 05/27/12 at 08:05:41

XIZOR wrote on 05/26/12 at 19:58:20:
The comments section under EVERY FUCKING THING ON THE INTERNET!

I've never really bothered to read the comments section under game reviews, previews, or articles online, but lately its become sort of fascinating to me. It never fails how quickly, instantly really, discussions turn into blatant fanboyism and retarded opinions. Why do people waste their time debating other random faggots in the comments section of every god damn article on IGN? What is the point? If its an article about Microsoft or the 360, PS3 or Nintendo fanboys just have to post something stupid and childish putting down the 360 and vice versa if its another console. Not only that but CoD is ALWAYS brought up when games are discussed? Why? What does CoD have to do with some open world third person action game?

Its the same thing on youtube. I'll be listening to Andromeda or something and then some faggot just has to post a comment about how Dream Theater is so much better than Andromeda or vice versa, for no god damn reason, and then it just devolves from there.

I just don't understand why people go out of their way to post negative stuff all the time on all corners of the internet. If you don't like the 360 or Halo then why are you reading an article on Halo 4 and then commenting on how much better CoD is than Halo? Why not just go fuck off and play CoD?

I don't know, its just become sort of humorous to me lately. I actually enjoy reading how stupid and quickly these things devolve into opinion fests.



TM2PC vs TMBO was probably one of the worst cases of that we ever had on TMA. It was so bad i think CodeMatt would wipe out anything that looked even remotely like harsh disagreement over which game has superior mechanics.

It's nothing but people trying to convince everyone in the world that what they like is good and what they hate should be banished. It always devolves into both sides getting in a pissing contest about who can blurt out the most information about the topic in a crude attempt to prove the other guys opinion wrong.

As if that changes anyone's mind at all.

Youtube comments are basically like Fight Club for pansies that could never take a punch to the face standing.

INTERNET RACE WAR.





Ooh shit. Internet Race War would actually be kind of fun if it was done right. Plus it's not the mid 90's so more then 2% of non whites and asians own home computers too so the racial statistics might actually be pretty accurate.

Now we just need to get Running with scissors to program it on the source engine.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Magnum on 05/27/12 at 10:02:02
Disaster pretty much nailed it down. The internet is a place for people to say WTF they want, anyway they want, and nothing really comes of consiquence.

I also agree with Xizor too. Seriously WTF? Just fucking trolls. That's why I love TMA. We've got the nukes!

I like Internet Race Wars idea. That'd get really interesting.

Esspecially with stupid motherfuckers like this....






Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by bigdogmc1 on 05/30/12 at 19:47:02
It's stuff like that that causes me to lose more and more faith with humanity.  Considering I have very little, that says something.  We almost need some sort of IQ test or something before people post comments on websites, to try to limit some of this.  Or ones that look like people texting, substituting letters for numbers and doing syllables until it looks like some new code from the CIA.  I get headaches trying to read some texts from my friends, and they get pissed when I text back with capitols, full words, and punctuation.  Especially when I send that back faster than they did.

This might help.
http://9gag.com/gag/35168
There are some mistakes in there, but it's still pretty funny.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Obliverate on 05/30/12 at 19:48:45
wut is ur big prblm w/ txtng? its fastr nd bettr 2 typ like dis then 2 take ur time

we go ham and got #swag

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by bigdogmc1 on 05/30/12 at 19:55:49

Obliverate wrote on 05/30/12 at 19:48:45:
wut is ur big prblm w/ txtng? its fastr nd bettr 2 typ like dis then 2 take ur time

we go ham and got #swag


Be that as it may, I can still type rather swiftly this way, and it is not nearly as straining to comprehend.

And, spell check doesn't correct everything or cover everything red.

Now, I tried to add a picture, but for some reason, it wouldn't work.

So, here's the link.  It's not perfect, but it helps.

http://9gag.com/gag/35168

http://9gag.com/gag/3061312

Plus, what the hell is swag anyways?

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Kilrgrn on 05/30/12 at 20:07:38

bigdogmc1 wrote on 05/30/12 at 19:55:49:
http://9gag.com/gag/35168

http://9gag.com/gag/3061312


>9Gag

Jesus, I thought you were better than that. For shame.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Obliverate on 05/30/12 at 20:37:15

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Maggot on 05/31/12 at 04:11:36
Screaming toddlers. Did I ever mention them annoying the fuck out of me?

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Magnum on 05/31/12 at 07:37:08
That might be a good thing. Means your more than likely to not reproduce, and the world might thank you for that.

I know screaming grandma's annoy you too.

Another thing I can't stand are shitcramps. Shitcramps so bad your large intestine is dry heaving.

Make sure your chicken is fully cooked.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by bigdogmc1 on 05/31/12 at 20:38:20

Kilrgrn wrote on 05/30/12 at 20:07:38:
>9Gag

Jesus, I thought you were better than that. For shame.


Wait, what is the problem with 9gag?  Seriously, I don't know.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Obliverate on 05/31/12 at 21:04:10

bigdogmc1 wrote on 05/31/12 at 20:38:20:
Wait, what is the problem with 9gag?  Seriously, I don't know.


Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by ThrasherDBS on 05/31/12 at 21:22:29
Why is there a problem with 9gag you ask?

Allow me to show you a diagram...


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Post by Kilrgrn on 05/31/12 at 21:28:04
New guy! You are cool in my books.

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Post by Obliverate on 05/31/12 at 21:32:30

ThrasherDBS wrote on 05/31/12 at 21:22:29:
Why is there a problem with 9gag you ask?

Allow me to show you a diagram...


That about sums it up. Welcome to TMA!

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Post by bigdogmc1 on 05/31/12 at 21:36:58

ThrasherDBS wrote on 05/31/12 at 21:22:29:
Why is there a problem with 9gag you ask?

Allow me to show you a diagram...



Never knew that.  I had just randomly found it somewhere else (don't remember where), but thanks.  I'll keep that it mind.

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Post by Maggot on 05/31/12 at 23:32:34
I'm annoyed by all these douchebags criticizing my music with insults. That stopped working in the 3rd grade.

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Post by Obliverate on 05/31/12 at 23:38:09

Maggot wrote on 05/31/12 at 23:32:34:
I'm annoyed by all these douchebags criticizing my music with insults. That stopped working in the 3rd grade.

Your 'music' has no technical merit to comment on.

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Post by Maggot on 05/31/12 at 23:45:17

Obliverate wrote on 05/31/12 at 23:38:09:
Your 'music' has no technical merit to comment on.
Fair enough, but it's punk rock so it doesn't need to be technical.

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Post by Obliverate on 05/31/12 at 23:48:32

Maggot wrote on 05/31/12 at 23:45:17:
Fair enough, but it's punk rock so it doesn't need to be technical.

It's not punk.

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Post by Maggot on 05/31/12 at 23:52:16

Obliverate wrote on 05/31/12 at 23:48:32:
It's not punk.
Question #1: How is it not punk?

Question #2: Who are you to decide what is punk and what's not?

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Post by Obliverate on 05/31/12 at 23:53:16
That's like saying a dump truck is a color.




It's not music.

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Post by Maggot on 05/31/12 at 23:55:30

Obliverate wrote on 05/31/12 at 23:53:16:
That's like saying a dump truck is a color.




It's not music.
Bad reference. I know a dump truck isn't a color; it's a vehicle. But punk is still music and always will be.

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Post by Obliverate on 05/31/12 at 23:59:12
But your shit isn't music.

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Post by bigdogmc1 on 06/01/12 at 00:05:07
People that say they make music, but it sounds more like angry cats in an alley.  Actually, the cats would be better.

I listened to that shit you posted for a couple seconds, and I'll let you know when my ears stop bleeding.  I started laughing when I realized that wasn't just a warm up or mike check, though.

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Post by Maggot on 06/01/12 at 00:07:12

Obliverate wrote on 05/31/12 at 23:59:12:
But your shit isn't music.
It is so.

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Post by Hellbent on 06/01/12 at 03:21:02
It would be if you intentionally had horribly tuned instruments and shitty recordings.

Kind of like how those people squirt paint up their asses and climb up ladders and shit all over a canvas. It's just being an attention whore with no talent.

But all anarchists are attention whores with no talent.

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Post by Magnum on 06/01/12 at 07:34:25
Fucking Christ.

Know what randomly annoys me? Fuckers that derail topics. Some more than others. How bout you make a topic called "Maggot's Music thread"? That way we can have all your fans/haters follow you there AND stay on topic too!

What a fucking novel idea!

That diagram was great Thrash. Way to fit in right away. LOL.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 06/01/12 at 12:33:30
The way Shakira sings.  Seriously, why does she try so hard to emulate the sound of a trumpet?  Reminds me of the chick from The Cranberries, and it gets on my fucking nerves.  Stop holding your fucking nose while you're singing!  

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Post by Hellbent on 06/01/12 at 13:24:07
Haha female singers in general irritate me. Shakira sounds like a god damned circus.

Fuck anyone who just vocalizes. Every time i hear that OOOOHHHYAAAYYAEEEEEYAAYAEEEEAAAAAAAAAA shit all i'm thinking is "It's fucking 2012. Shut up bitch."

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Post by Maggot on 06/02/12 at 03:26:47

Hellbent wrote on 06/01/12 at 13:24:07:
Haha female singers in general irritate me. Shakira sounds like a god damned circus.

Fuck anyone who just vocalizes. Every time i hear that OOOOHHHYAAAYYAEEEEEYAAYAEEEEAAAAAAAAAA shit all i'm thinking is "It's fucking 2012. Shut up bitch."
Female singers / musicians are hot. There should be more in my humble opinion.

What annoys me is sexist pricks who think music should stay dominated by guys.

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Post by Obliverate on 06/02/12 at 03:33:02

Maggot wrote on 06/02/12 at 03:26:47:
Female singers / musicians are hot. There should be more in my humble opinion.

What annoys me is sexist pricks who think music should stay dominated by guys.

Well that's just because most female singers in genres mostly dominated by men are terrible and are riding on the fact that they have a vagina.

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Post by Maggot on 06/02/12 at 05:26:32
So? At least they have something to say in their lyrics just like the men.

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Post by †Adonael on 06/02/12 at 10:45:21

Maggot wrote on 06/02/12 at 05:26:32:
So? At least they have something to say in their lyrics just like the men.



Maggot annoys me. Stupid people in general annoy me.

I had to read several post with this shit. He needs his own thread. Mag's you should just split all of his post into his own thread and call it The Shit Head's Thread.

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Post by Magnum on 06/02/12 at 11:00:07
Yea. That might be a viable option. It is starting to get out of hand again.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 06/05/12 at 14:44:47
Today, I stumbled across a headline which read something about Gwyneth Paltrow using "the N word"---DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!---and I could not help but be annoyed by it.  

What I have never been capable of even beginning to comprehend is why such a large number of blacks, whites and Asians alike will always rise to any occasion which allows them to take offense to the term.  While I could spend several paragraphs outlining the myriad motivations compelling them, I'd rather just take a moment to remark on just how completely asinine it is to even register the term as offensive anymore.  

The one argument that most tend to make when confronted with the it-literally-just-means-ignorant stance is that it is a matter of both intent and context.  My question to that is:  why should I care?  

Well, why should I?  I wish I could, honestly, because I feel like I'm missing out on some essential aspect of my own blackness by being utterly and completely apathetic toward  a word which can informally mean just about anything from "cigar" to "black person" to "idiot" to "Quake 3".  

"You guys want to play some Q3A?".
"Hell yeah, throw that nigga on".  

It seems to me that people are just eager to be offended by it; they just can't WAIT for a white person to use the word because it affords them an opportunity to play up the white guilt, the societal regret and this skewed perception of racial inequality within the United States.  

How is it 20-fucking-12 and the entire country gets riled up over a word?  A WORD!!!!!!!!  You know what offends me?  The Bilderberg conference in Chantilly saw no political or ambassadorial representation from either Pakistan or Afghanistan during discussions about how to approach the conflicts therein.  Then again, perhaps said representatives were merely unlisted like many others.  

I remember, in my early childhood, that my brother would always make fun of me for all kinds of stupid ass shit that didn't matter.  Upon complaining to my mother, I was met with the solution:  "Darian, if your brother is so stupid, why are you even paying attention to what he says?".  

"Oh, so I just ignore him because he's an idiot?".  

Problem solved.    

After a while of being completely ignored, my brother realized how much of a dumbass he was and no longer gained any leverage over me by feeding off of my reaction.  

Turning your head to the direction of the source every time somebody says "nigger" is essentially an acknowledgment of the idea that you're just that, a nigger.  I wouldn't respond to some random person shouting, "Yo, Jason!" because, well, my fucking name isn't Jason.  

The people giving the word power are the ones who react to it, not the other way around, as many like to claim.  

Pretty much everything in this not-well-thought-out rant can be applied to "faggot" and "midget".

Seriously, though:  It's 2012.  Fuck.  NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER.  

WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Ah, right, people who need to feel like they have something to say.  

Last thought:  I wonder how much could be accomplished by the amount of energy humans put toward being "outraged" by this one word alone.  We'd probably be Super Saiyajins by now.    

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Post by XIZOR on 06/05/12 at 17:42:16
I think black people are just mad about the word nigger because they've never been able to come up with something that offends white people as equally.

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Post by Hellbent on 06/05/12 at 17:44:23
Faggot is my favorite cause it works on everybody almost.

Like even the guys who are offended over people saying Nigger would probably hit you in the face for calling them Faggots.

Go listen to your faggy ass music then go blow each other in the bathroom stall at Denny's you 2 cent queermos works better then any racial slang you can come up with.

Just to be clear they are making a point that it's worse to be gay then black haha. I love that logical hole.

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Post by Spagett on 06/05/12 at 17:58:06
I've always said being black IS a choice, and being gay isn't.

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Post by Hellbent on 06/05/12 at 18:05:36
We all need to get along. Except for the Fags and Jews lets get rid of them.

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Post by Magnum on 06/06/12 at 07:00:13
"It seems to me that people are just eager to be offended by it; they just can't WAIT for a white person to use the word because it affords them an opportunity to play up the white guilt, the societal regret and this skewed perception of racial inequality within the United States."  

"The people giving the word power are the ones who react to it, not the other way around, as many like to claim."  

You sir.....are one motherfucking cool ass nigger. I mean that Bro. We need to hang out in some trees and drink Applejuice. Don't mind my wetback. I've been working all day mowing grass, and picking lettuce.  

With your quotes above, is exactly what the problem is today. Sure it's an ignorant word to use tward a black person. No fucking shit. What always made me laugh inside is when I'd be around a group of blacks bullshitting, and they'd call THEMSELVES that word.

God forbid I even use it jokingly like they were. And technicly....I'm not white either. I'm just in disguise.

Welcome to reverse racsim Innately. That's all it really is. I can listen to a mom on her phone and her 2 kids both under 7 years old easily saying "YO NIGGA dis....and YO NIGGA dat....." and I know for a fact if I said to her, "Yo nigga! Ain't that disrespect nigga?"

They'd have to shut the mall down and bring out the riot police. I'd have to make a public speech about how I'm not a racist, I just hate everyone. Nothing personal.

Then I'd lose my job, live in a garbage can, and beg on the side of the street to black people who probably would call me a homeless cracker.

Don't be a homeless cracker. Get Direct.....ohhh fuck...wrong commercial.

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Post by †Adonael on 06/06/12 at 10:15:13
Nig•ger

♦ a member of a socially disadvantaged class of persons <it's time for somebody to lead all of America's niggers … all the people who feel left out of the political process.>


Get Educated. Not ejaculated.

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Post by Tazz94 on 06/06/12 at 19:13:19

Magnum wrote on 06/06/12 at 07:00:13:
"It seems to me that people are just eager to be offended by it; they just can't WAIT for a white person to use the word because it affords them an opportunity to play up the white guilt, the societal regret and this skewed perception of racial inequality within the United States."  

"The people giving the word power are the ones who react to it, not the other way around, as many like to claim."  

You sir.....are one motherfucking cool ass nigger. I mean that Bro. We need to hang out in some trees and drink Applejuice. Don't mind my wetback. I've been working all day mowing grass, and picking lettuce.  

With your quotes above, is exactly what the problem is today. Sure it's an ignorant word to use tward a black person. No fucking shit. What always made me laugh inside is when I'd be around a group of blacks bullshitting, and they'd call THEMSELVES that word.

God forbid I even use it jokingly like they were. And technicly....I'm not white either. I'm just in disguise.

Welcome to reverse racsim Innately. That's all it really is. I can listen to a mom on her phone and her 2 kids both under 7 years old easily saying "YO NIGGA dis....and YO NIGGA dat....." and I know for a fact if I said to her, "Yo nigga! Ain't that disrespect nigga?"

They'd have to shut the mall down and bring out the riot police. I'd have to make a public speech about how I'm not a racist, I just hate everyone. Nothing personal.

Then I'd lose my job, live in a garbage can, and beg on the side of the street to black people who probably would call me a homeless cracker.

Don't be a homeless cracker. Get Direct.....ohhh fuck...wrong commercial.

Nice one, Mag. You never cease to amuse me ;D
No offence here, guys and girls, but I don't understand the big deal about the word. I'm an African-American and lots of kids at my high school call themselves that, and most of them aren't even black. What gives? Speaking of which...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuYd9pA8LIY

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 06/07/12 at 02:49:51
You also got those white people who can't wait for another white person to say it publicly and draw attention, just so they can stand up and say how disrespectful it is and appear to be the "white knight" for the black people.

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Post by Hellbent on 06/07/12 at 03:38:39
I like doing that just to make people feel uncomfortable.

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Post by Magnum on 06/07/12 at 08:10:24
Not a problem. I always aim to amuse and humor. The world outside this site is to fucking serious for it's own good sometimes. It's unbeliveably awesome to say this kind of shit and know it's not going to cause riots on the 5 o'clock news.

I absolutely love it when I catch random people off gaurd when they complain about Hispanics in whatever context they deem is wrong or unfair to them in life or whatever. What makes it really awesome is I look absolutely white, when under "government standards" I'm Hispanic. 3rd generation, litterally 1/2 Puerto Rican but, without the "color" LOL! They'd be complaining about them and then ask my name, and when they hear my last name they're like..."Ohhh...Ummm..nice to meet you. Sorry."

LOL. Like I give a fuck.

I've heard it all. Know what's really funny? The reverse rascim of Hispanics themselves when they realize I don't speak Spanish fluently. At all. They find it offensive I don't know it and actually seem offended by it. Like I'm disrespecting my "roots" and I should learn it.

I feel alot of times like saying, "Yea I should. It's not like it's going to go away anytime soon."  

Really??? I'm fucking 3rd generation, with no reference or motivation to learn that part of my heratage. Never motivated enough. I had enough problems with English thanks. Same thing to those who are Italian too. Just because I'm half Italian also, doesn't mean I know how to speak it. I only know mobster speak.  

WHY YA GOTTA GO AND BUSTA MUH BALLS HUH?!? WHY DON'T YOU'S GO OUT AND PLAY IN FOOKING TRAFFIC YA FOOKIN MOOLIE!!

Get educated. Not ejaculated. LMAO!! That is so fucking true. OMFG

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Post by Kilrgrn on 06/07/12 at 17:37:49
Snoring. I hate snoring. Any repetitious noise to be honest.

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Post by †Adonael on 06/08/12 at 11:08:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAOnUF8t20w

People that think this is good music.

Repetitive music is annoying and hard to listen to. The lyrics are alright until he starts repeating the same thing over and over again.

The delivery is retarded. He sings in a monotone voice while his backup sings in a very high squeaky voice, The timing on the lyrics is retarded.

also the fact that he sings the chorus just like the rest of the song. It makes it bland and ruins the delivery.

You know what? This song just annoys me.

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Post by Kilrgrn on 06/08/12 at 17:04:40
The melody to that song is terrible. His voice is annoying, not because of how he sings...just his voice.

Good looking though, only thing positive I have to say.

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Post by Spagett on 06/08/12 at 21:31:18
Being called "close-minded" because I hate dubstep.


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Post by †Adonael on 06/09/12 at 10:14:43

Spag wrote on 06/08/12 at 21:31:18:
Being called "close-minded" because I hate dubstep.


Being called "Racist" because I don't like rap.

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Post by Hellbent on 06/09/12 at 10:45:13
I hate being called racist because i can't control my laughter.

Like when the jews do the chair dance. Or when a fat mexican lady walks by and her 6 children all aged a year apart follow her like a disgusting fleshy cat. Or some white douchbag with an affliction shirt because his mom will kill him if he gets that rad tribal tattoo he saw on the internet.

That isn't racist. That is just observing the awful parts of culture.

Also Elvis, The Beatles, and Micheal Jackson fucking suck.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 06/09/12 at 12:50:49
I've never been called a racist because I don't like rap lol. The people offended by it go for the weak response saying that metal isn't real music either, or that it sucks.

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Post by Hellbent on 06/09/12 at 13:01:45
If we all liked what was most popular we'd all be watching Disney channel and internet porn.

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Post by Spagett on 06/09/12 at 17:53:41
Why would someone call you racist because you don't like rap?  :-?

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Post by †Adonael on 06/09/12 at 23:45:22
Because rap is apparently "A black thing" I didn't understand it at all, but thats what happens you you talk to uneducated people. Be it Black or white.

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Post by XIZOR on 06/10/12 at 00:11:41
Finally having a debit/credit card.

I think I am one of the last human beings that gave in and let a bank control my money instead of just hording it myself. I've always loved just having physical money on me at all times because I could always count how much I had and do quick math in order to maintain my current net worth. Not to mention, I could make it rain bitches! (rap reference to keep things on topic). I recently gave in due to massive pressure to give my shit over to a bank and to pay things with convenience. Its been a process adjusting but I actually like it better in a lot a ways given that I can track my debit card spending instantly through a mobile app on my smartphone.

Only problem is that its so fucking easy to just buy shit online now that anytime I see the smallest thing I want I'm just like CLICK, "buy now motherfucker". Its way to easy to impulse buy shit when you have your debit card on amazon or other online sites once you have it linked. I could totally be saving money now if I wasn't tempted by so much shit. I listen to a good album or read a good review of something like "Before Watchmen: Minutemen" and I'm like I MUST PURCHASE THIS NOW! This combined with my drinking habit spells disaster.

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Post by †Adonael on 06/10/12 at 00:29:00
I like having a debit card because it's easier to lock my funds up from the bitches.

But yeah. I had that same issue. I had to get some massive self control because Ebay is poison when you have a debit card.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 06/10/12 at 01:08:55
Ditto. I used to horde all my wads of cash in my sock drawer, then when I wanted something, I busted out the greenbacks like a fucking boss. It was made better because it was mainly singles from the tips while working at a car wash at the time (first job). People thought I was stripping and shit. But once I opened an account, and saw how easy it was to slide that piece of plastic shit through that soul-sucking void they call a card swiper, and it was done. PayPal made it fucking worse, making getting ripped off on eBay twice as easy. Seventy bones on a fucking Alienware backpack.. I need to be shot in the arm. What's sadder.. it was worth every penny once I got the damn thing. Shit, just ask Tim how easy that shit is... he's gotten close to a grand of my money so far.

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Post by Magnum on 06/10/12 at 10:41:56
It's like Disaster said. Since your not litteraly handing cash over, you've fallen into that credit card/debt card trap. Since it's not leaving your hands, it's like, "Well.....I know I got more."

It's a deep hole you can dig if you don't learn to control it.

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Post by Dim Shades - on 06/10/12 at 12:27:27
Yes, credit cards can be the fucking devil. I'll check Amazon and find some real great deals on some video games and think "Oh, it's only a few bucks. Why not?" Next thing I know I have $130 on my card at the next statement and wonder how the fuck it ran up so high.

The painful after effects of using a credit card can best be related to that episode of Sealab 2021 where Captain Murphy swipes the card getting that jukebox that has every Rush album, etc. and gets a rude awakening when Marco says "Let me explain to you how credit cards work....." "WHAT?!"

Thing that annoys me - I thought I found a great deal on Ebay a while back on a Dreamcast Broadband Adapter ($130 bundled with a Dreamcast mouse, two Web Browser discs, a memory card with more storage than the standard VMU).

A friend of mine goes to Salvation Army and buys a Dreamcast for $20. You know what the fuck was connected to it? Not the standard dial up modem....yup, a fucking broadband adapter that can go from $130-$200 on E-Bay. I wish I had that kind of luck. Fucker.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 06/10/12 at 17:36:26
Damn, that's a kick in the ballsack. But I think everyone has been there. For example, I dropped $3k on my Passat wagon. I like it and all, but the paint could have been in better shape, and I have an annoying timing chain rattle. I go on Craigslist every few days to see what's out there, and I always seem to find something better for the money.. like a Jetta VR6 with low miles and good paint for the same price, or a Passat like mine for less money. I didn't get ripped off or anything, but it always seems that a better deal always comes around after you've finally let go of that money. And this is an on-topic reply because THAT shit is fucking annoying.

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Post by Hellbent on 06/10/12 at 19:12:12
Being addicted to drugs taught me how to balance my income pretty well.

I didn't overspend on my computer. It's not as strong as it could be. But i spent less then $600 on it a little over 2 years ago. But i'm going to "sell" it to the bar and use that money to buy an even better machine soon.

Traded in all the 360 games i have no desire to play anymore. Stacked bonuses so i could get 37% extra on the trade (weird limitation i should have had a 45% bonus). Then i used that to get a Vita. Which gave me a metric assload of those gamestop rewards points which i used to buy my girlfriend several gifts. I still have enough points to send her something each month for the rest of the year.

Always collecting merch from vendors at work and selling it. What i do is simply wear the merch at work and act crazy.  Then someone asks me if they can have my funky T-shirt i haggle and sell my free sweaty jager shirt for 30 bucks. Then i put on another piece of merch and try to act crazier.

Plus i play mostly indie games so even if i do go on a spending spree it's rarely more then 30 bucks.

I love being cheap. Any time i pay full price for something i feel like i'm getting ripped off. I hate buying used shit though.

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Post by James P7 on 06/11/12 at 06:24:03
Amazon is the devil. The DEVIL I tell ya!

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Post by XIZOR on 06/11/12 at 07:29:41
Its not like I'm going off the deep end with my spending. In fact, I've managed to save some money this year so I'm proud of myself for that. Its just that a lot of stuff I probably wouldn't bother buying because I only kept cash on me is suddenly within reach. Angry Birds PC games? Sure, I'll take three please. Ninety nine cents to remove ads from my mobile version? Sure, I'll take that. A live Andromeda album on Amazon for 14 bucks? Sure why not. I just spend more than normal but still within reason.

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Post by Hellbent on 06/11/12 at 08:57:28
At least you aren't playing some gay ass MMO.

I love the structure those games have now. As it's similar to Everquest or Ultima then you gotta pay monthly. Which would be fine if it weren't for the fact those games are over 12 years old. But seriously they are charging for something that should be free by now.

Like i get that back in 2001 some people still had dialup and the servers made up the difference for people with slow internet. So there were more players and things generally ran more smoothly. But pretty much everyone has at least 1mb upload these days. Even if the servers still cost just as much that doesn't explain why they still need enough of them to charge people for that shit.

$60 games on the PS3 and X-box 360 kind of piss me off too. I can kind of understand early on for the PS3 because of Bluray but that shit is cheap now. They are just charging that because they bumped the price up and they don't have to take it any lower. Even $50 is asking a bit much for some of the games they put out.

The only service i don't mind paying for is X-box Live because Sony and Nintendo's attempts at online play are pathetic.

Also Diablo 3 being online only is a real pain in the ass sometimes. The game should never lag in single player. I died twice to that shit. The game just lags like any old online game and when you come back you are completely surrounded and already dead. I get that they are protecting their game from hacking and piracy and that is awesome. But holy shit. It should never lag. If it lags it should just fucking pause and tell you "Oh damn your connection sucks hold on.". Fucking terrible.

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Post by Maggot on 06/13/12 at 22:51:09
Trying to piss someone off but failing miserably, so you have to resort to physically hurting him.

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Post by ThrasherDBS on 06/13/12 at 22:55:39

Maggot wrote on 06/13/12 at 22:51:09:
Trying to piss someone off but failing miserably, so you have to resort to physically hurting him.


Do you perchance do that because you're bored?

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Post by Maggot on 06/13/12 at 22:57:28

ThrasherDBS wrote on 06/13/12 at 22:55:39:
Do you perchance do that because you're bored?

Sometimes.

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Post by Hellbent on 06/13/12 at 23:52:07
I'M GOING TO PHYSICALLY HURT YOU!

Haha you are a pansy ass fagnut.

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Post by ThrasherDBS on 06/14/12 at 02:37:31
So you'd just randomly go about trying to annoy people and if they don't give you any attention, you just go and punch them?

That's a sure way to get your ass kicked...

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 06/14/12 at 04:00:56
Djent.  Pretty much all of it is missing the very identity which spawned this entire subset.  

1.)  Clean playing:  Most of the earlier dudes playing this style were using noise-gates/Decimators, sure, but there was still a dependence upon the musician to maintain cleanliness/tightness, etc.  Perhaps it's just me, and the fact that I know the difference between an over-edited track and a reasonably cleaned up take, but I feel like dudes these days are putting WAY too much stock into super-tight, digital-sounding musicianship.  Seriously, if you've ever edited a guitar track and cut out the noise, you eventually come to understand the difference between what is humanly possible and what is not.  A lot of Djent, to me, is nothing more than some Dragonforce shit:  record a garbage-ass track, clean it up, speed it up, claim it's the real deal and make bank.  

2.)  Polymeters and polyrhythms over contrametric rhythms.  Seriously, any fucking faggot can throw together some bullshit rhythm that doesn't make any sense, memorize it, then play it several times in a sequence and claim that there is some musical value in it.  From what I've gathered over the years, the entire purpose of the style was to invent new ways to circumvent rhythmic theory; to try to find that nexus existing within the bewilderment of controlled theoretical disarray.  The theoretical aspect of what Meshuggah tried to inspire is gone.  So many kids think Meshuggah are just sitting around thinking of cool things that would sound interesting repeated in certain ways, and so they go and write palm-muted bullshit riffs which seem to accomplish something but, in the end, they're really just playing the same 16th-by-16th variation as everyone else; not a lot of people are getting it.  There's some awesome djent out there, despite these copy-cat faggots.  

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Post by Magnum on 06/14/12 at 07:27:38
I want to make bank banging garbage cans together.

IT'S FUCKING MUSICAL ART DAMMIT!! LOOK AT IT!!

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Post by Hellbent on 06/14/12 at 21:50:51
People that revolve their entire life off their "culture".

Like a black person that goes out of their way to talk hood. Or a gay person that dresses like an epileptic disco fairy and talks like a cartoon character. Or a Christian that tells people they dislike that they are gonna pray for them. It's just silly attention whoring from people who have nothing else going on.

The worst part is the over dressing and hyper stereotypical voice acting. Just being who you are isn't enough. You gotta stereotype your self like you are going out for fucking Halloween.

Ebonics is the dumbest shit i've ever heard of. Also the "racially bias" tests sounds like a huge load too. "We ain't habes no airplanes up heah dis test be racist like a mug."

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 06/14/12 at 21:54:50
People from Texas who modify nouns with adverbs.  

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Post by Hellbent on 06/14/12 at 21:58:18
You ams be tha writin words masta boyeeee!

At least admit your English sucks. Making up an excuse like "That is how we talk you are racist!" is bullshit.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 06/14/12 at 22:03:08
If knowing the difference between a noun, an adjective and an adverb qualifies someone as a master, then "Idiocracy" was one rather prophetic piece of cinema.

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Post by Hellbent on 06/14/12 at 22:06:52
You should see how most books and scripts look before they reach a editor. "Editor" is just a fancy title for spell checker.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 06/14/12 at 22:12:32

Hellbent wrote on 06/14/12 at 22:06:52:
You should see how most books and scripts look before they reach a editor. "Editor" is just a fancy title for spell checker.


*an editor


Editors do far more than spell-check, sir.  As a matter of fact, checking for errors is beneath the scope of many editors, as they often have more important functions to carry out.  

Also, I think your conception of ebonics is a tad misguided.  You might want to actually understand why it has existed within its many forms throughout history before so damnably labeling it.  

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Post by Hellbent on 06/14/12 at 22:22:06
I think you have me mistaken for someone who gives a crap about silly cultural issues. At most i find it funny. Like someone who has a complex ethnic name that gets offended because I can't pronounce it right. That shit just makes me laugh.  Or people who want the freedom to do all their crazy religious rituals in public but can't handle people saying dumb shit about how stupid they look.

If someone failed me for my writing on TMA they'd be right to do it. But if i were some over cultured prick i'd go "NO WAY THIS IS HOW WE WERE FUCKING RAISED YOU RACIST!".

Also not every editor does more then spell check. I'll admit i generalized things a bit. But acting like all editors actually go around fixing stories and keeping continuity together is crazy. Besides most real productions have line editors for that, who don't even touch the spelling or grammar. But that hardly counts since there are literal "editors" credited in many different mediums and quite a few of them are glorified spell checkers.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 06/14/12 at 22:27:35

Hellbent wrote on 06/14/12 at 22:22:06:
Allow me to single-handedly validate---via direct embodiment---your remark about "Idiocracy".


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Post by Hellbent on 06/14/12 at 22:30:25
I don't think busting peoples balls on a internet forum for bad English proves anything. It's my culture to write lazy internet posts. You can't give me an F on the English exam this whole test is racially biased against Texans.

You should have to take an entire class on how to speak Texan. Also if you fuck up we'll fire your ass for racial intolerance. Don't come back until you can say "Ya'll" correctly.

Insecure over cultured morons.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 06/14/12 at 22:34:09

Hellbent wrote on 06/14/12 at 22:30:25:
It's okay for a white person from Texas to speak a form of English akin to Creole---misuse and/or absence of articles, poor spelling, misuse of vocabulary words and a general disobedience regarding standardized syntax--- but ebonics is retarded because they're black when they do it.


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Post by Hellbent on 06/14/12 at 22:37:25
I never said people are retarded for speaking in Ebonics. I said they are retarded for expecting the entire system to flip over because they have poor English.

Not accepting that your English is bad and expecting the system to conform to your broken form of speaking is retarded. I shouldn't get a good English grade for my TMA replies and neither should any idiot who uses Yo or Ya'll in their writing.

Writing in perfect English all the time is a wee bit OCD unless you are publishing something. But when something is incorrect it's incorrect. Blaming stupidity on culture is just bullshit from idiots.

If you live in an area where Ebonics or Redneck is the common style of talking. Then you are in good company with your bad English. But it's still bad English. They shouldn't put that shit in tests. Or else everyone will graduate and talk like they are writing a email.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 06/14/12 at 23:03:55
*sighs*

"Ebonics is the dumbest shit i've ever heard of" - Hellbent

"ebonics is retarded" - IG, in his brief reductio ad absurdum of Hellbent's double-standard, a remark within which he also reiterated Hellbent's contention toward ebonics, and used the adjective "retarded" to describe ebonics (not black people), in no way insinuating that Hellbent was calling black people retarded, thus, rendering Hellbent's statement to the effect of attempting to "clarify" something that was never in dispute as the irrelevant misdirection which is characteristic of his approach to debate:  distract, disinform, sidetrack, stupefy, etc etc etc

It's just kinda pathetic how easy it is to break down the mental discharge you attempt to troll with.

It's just---


---it's just so disappointing.  




Summary of these last few replies of yours:

1.)  I'm going to call ebonics "the dumbest shit I've ever heard of" whilst disregarding the fact that I am constantly speaking and typing in a language not too dissimilar from what actually constitutes ebonics.

2.)  I am ignorant and proud of it, seeing fit to display said pride by shrugging off an invitation to actually go and learn something.

3.)  Editors offer no value to a work that a secretary could not add, his or herself.


It speaks to my naivete to think that I had expected you to be able to maintain even an ounce of coherency within only so meager a series of replies.  

Oh, well.  Peace.  




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Post by Hellbent on 06/14/12 at 23:10:25
I'm sorry you take the issue of people talking like retards so seriously. But i was attacking more then just Ebonics. Apparently Ebonics is something you take seriously. If i knew that i'd have checked my grammar just for you.

Speaking in ebonics does sound as retarded as your standard hick redneck accent. Doesn't matter what color the person is. What makes me less stupid? The fact i'm not trying to pass my flaws off as cultural differences. I'd rather just learn to do things correctly.

Culture is for people with no inner drive or substance.

Not that is should be taken away or anything. But keep that shit out of English classes. Not that it's a problem where i live or anything. People barely pass English as it is. They'll never add Ebonics to the English curriculum in the south.

They do fail people here for using Ya'll and Ain't. Rightly so too. It's okay to use that shit in casual conversation but even then you have to accept that it makes you sound stupid. It's just how things work.

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Post by Maggot on 06/14/12 at 23:53:38
Bikers suck. They don't have a way to keep their bikes quiet as they ride past. NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THAT SHIT!

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 06/15/12 at 00:11:40
I simply enjoy addressing irony and hypocrisy, is all.  Whether or not it resonates with you how much of an ignorant individual you are is not my concern; however, prompting you to perpetuate your rhetoric on subjects of which you have absolutely no concept, inevitably placing your stupidity on display for anyone who reads these exchanges, is.  Arguably, though, it is more enjoyable to knock your worldview on its ass after handing you lots of rope---even an out, in urging you to actually learn the substance beneath the blanket you are casting---but, in this case, you really had no steam and, thus, there was no fun in it for me.  

Your aimlessly continuous railing against this phantom proposal of teaching nigger vernacular within a school curriculum is quite a bit like trying to maintain the argument for the fear of WMD's being in Iraq:  completely fucking made-up, boogey-man shit.  

The primary tenet of the proposal to utilize the African-based syntax was to the extent of using it is a means to teach proper English; i.e., a go-between.  

I don't know why I bother with you, though, because it's not as though anybody here at this site really needs me to expose just how dim of a bulb you are.  

You have ascended to a commendable stature of blatant, intellectual disregard.  *tips hat*    

Now, to enjoy this awesome fucking apricot ale.  

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Post by Hellbent on 06/15/12 at 00:36:53
That is a very over worded way to call me an idiot for thinking Ebonics and Hick Speak are goofy.

Where is the hypocrisy on my part? You imply i'm racist for disliking Ebonics. You pretend like there weren't lawsuits over tests being "racially biased". Basically all you are doing is claiming i'm ignorant and that you are more intelligent.

I don't care if you are more intelligent then I am. Ebonics, hick speak, and other accents. They are as stupid as my poor grammar on TMA. Except i don't try to justify my mistakes.

Then again i don't care if you think i'm stupid and racist. I'm just laughing at the pompous and smug character you have created for your self. Honestly i thought you already hit the "i got smart fancy guy things to do goodbye you moronic hick." part of your masturbatory speech in your earlier reply.

If attacking Ebonics makes me racist then i'm totally racist because Ebonics is fucking stupid. Unless you are learning it to communicate with people who only know Ebonics. People who only speak Ebonics or redneck need to be taught real English more then anybody.

"Hey we live in a country with one of the worst literacy rates in the world. What should we do?"

"Lets take peoples broken English and call it something else so it's no longer incorrect!"

"Genius! Here is more tax money!"

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Post by Maggot on 06/15/12 at 02:05:52
People who talk shit about my friends annoy me too. I just got unfriended on Facebook by a former band mate I jammed with back in between 2005 and 2006 because I tried to get him to stop talking shit about one of my friends.

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Post by Magnum on 06/15/12 at 07:18:14
::::::::sits at back of theater munching popcorn:::::

Know what really fucking annoys me? Random posters comming in out of nowhere with dumb shit, when there is a good brawl going on.

STFU DOWN THERE!!! I'M WATCHING THE FIGHT!!!

Wait.....what? It's not? Well WTF??

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Post by bigdogmc1 on 06/15/12 at 08:22:46

Maggot wrote on 06/14/12 at 23:53:38:
Bikers suck. They don't have a way to keep their bikes quiet as they ride past. NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THAT SHIT!


Loud pipes save lives, asshole.  It's easier to hear a motorcycle than it is to see it most of the time.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 06/15/12 at 11:32:45
Your excuses for arguments have already been fundamentally shut down at the level of what little substance they held, so no amount of pretending that I was calling you a racist is going to fool anybody.  Then again, it could be that you're not pretending at all, and that your reading comprehension is just that poor.  

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Post by Hellbent on 06/15/12 at 11:46:10
Hey we wake up at the same time.

You can't blame a person for poor reading comprehension when you are literally overwriting your arguments.

"The primary tenet of the proposal to utilize the African-based syntax was to the extent of using it is a means to teach proper English; i.e., a go-between" Come on! Just say "The purpose behind Ebonics is to teach inner city kids proper English without failing them and losing funding for the school."

Lowering the bar so that more people can pass will only result in people with even worse reading comprehension.

Also "African based syntax"? Be fucking real. If that is the case then little kids who love internet speak should be able to put LOL, WTF, and OMG in their writing without getting failed.

Again it's just a loop hole to pass stupid kids who literally aren't even trying to learn. No one should be learning Ebonics when we already have English and Spanish.

Not that i blame the teachers. You gotta do what you gotta do to keep the school running and everybody paid. It's mostly the fault of racist ass parents.

"YOU BEST STEP UP OFF MY GRILL! MY RAY RAY AIN'T STUPID YA'LLS TEST BE RACIST AGAINST AFRICANS!"

I mean think of all the immigrants who had to learn English legitimately. People have been learning English in America since the founding fathers first landed here. Mexicans don't need a "go between". They just fucking learn the language.

Randomly mixing up "is" and "be" is not educational. They shouldn't be teaching that to anybody.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 06/15/12 at 12:38:21
You see, this is why you are a moron.  

The syntax of creolized English is based on African grammar and sentence construction.  

"The Ebonics Resolution" was proposed not for the purpose of teaching ebonics, but for the purpose of using ebonics to teach proper English.  

I'm sorry you didn't finish the 8th grade and that you have no concept of how to discuss a subject from an even mildly academic perspective, but accusing me of overwriting isn't going to fix that for you.  

1.)  I'm a natural-born linguist---watashi wa tagen-go desu.

2.)  My writing in English is pretty close to being picture-perfect.

3.)  Stating that I am in any way overwriting is like telling Steve Vai that he is overplaying in "For The Love of God"; don't blame me simply because a heavier brand of English is incomprehensible to you; and yes, you prove this lack of understanding by the way you completely misconstrue all that I write.  Nothing has sunk in for you.  Nothing.  







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Post by Hellbent on 06/15/12 at 12:51:19
If Ebonics, Special Ed, and other educational handicaps are so effective. Then why is our literacy rate so low in America?

When i was in school all those systems were used for was for passing children who were stupid. Then once they got passed off to the next teacher or school they wind up in a class that is far beyond their level of knowledge.

The reason they want to put those special ed systems into schools is basically so they don't lose funding from low test scores. The special ed and i assume the Ebonics kids essentially don't count. So as long as you weed out the poor test takers and generally stupid kids. The school can maintain ideal funding.

Ideally it sounds great. Lets teach dumb kids English by using a different method of teaching. But you have way too much faith in the people who are being told to teach this kind of shit. Way too much faith in the kids to actually care about learning. Also way too much faith that the school isn't just shoving the less intelligent kids to the side.

I'm joking about your writing. I get what you are saying. It's just i imagine it's Alfred saying it. My typing is focused on which words i can type the quickest. Looking smart is something insecure people worry about. Substance is what matters the most.

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Post by Maggot on 06/16/12 at 21:15:46
Did I mention that stupid people piss me off? I just want to put them all in a building, shut the door and then throw a grenade through the building's window.

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Post by Sling on 06/16/12 at 21:40:52
You might as well put yourself in there too then.

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Post by Maggot on 06/16/12 at 23:03:50
How about I put you in there instead?

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Post by Sling on 06/17/12 at 00:14:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhVZy1F5IjE&feature=channel&list=UL


lolol

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Post by Obliverate on 06/17/12 at 01:01:40
Ahahahaha!

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Post by bigdogmc1 on 06/17/12 at 01:21:36

Maggot wrote on 06/16/12 at 21:15:46:
Did I mention that stupid people piss me off? I just want to put them all in a building, shut the door and then throw a grenade through the building's window.


You forgot to pull the pin.  So, now all those people have a grenade they can throw back at you, after pulling the pin.

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Post by Kilrgrn on 06/17/12 at 03:34:17
What in the actual fuck

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Post by Obliverate on 06/17/12 at 03:39:34
I guess you could say Maggot is...

puts on sunglasses

...a fag.

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Post by Kilrgrn on 06/17/12 at 03:47:46
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Post by Sling on 06/17/12 at 03:49:32


Edit: Damn you KG haha.

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Post by Kilrgrn on 06/17/12 at 03:58:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948
Hahaha, at least you used the picture Sling

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Post by Obliverate on 06/17/12 at 04:01:00

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Post by Maggot on 06/17/12 at 05:00:59

bigdogmc1 wrote on 06/17/12 at 01:21:36:
You forgot to pull the pin.  So, now all those people have a grenade they can throw back at you, after pulling the pin.
I never said there was a pin attached to the grenade.

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Post by Magnum on 06/17/12 at 09:57:56
God damn that's fucking retarted.

I bet you go through the supermarket de-flowering pinapples for practice throwing grenades.

Then you chuck it into the next isle hitting old ladies in the head screaming "DUCK AND COVER!!!"

Then the produce guy comes out with a fucking mop handle, and beats you out the door for leaving pineapple leaves all over the floor.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 06/17/12 at 16:44:08
A grenade with no pin.... you fucking moron.

That CSI shit had my cheeks hurting from laughing so hard. Thank you.

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Post by Hellbent on 06/17/12 at 18:01:45
The only grenades he's ever gonna throw are going to be with the B button. Even then he'll probably blow him self up.

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Post by Maggot on 06/17/12 at 22:43:12

The Dizaster Child wrote on 06/17/12 at 16:44:08:
A grenade with no pin.... you fucking moron.

That CSI shit had my cheeks hurting from laughing so hard. Thank you.
I already pulled the pin off of the grenade, jackass.

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Post by Hellbent on 06/18/12 at 10:39:35
I love how you continue to argue that the grenade had no pin in it. This fictional bullshit that will never happen because you are too much of a pussy to kill anyone.

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Post by Hellbent on 06/20/12 at 09:38:59
I hate how when a native american has a hallucination it's called a spirit journey. But when i do it people call it substance abuse.

Native American is the best minority to be because you can pretty much do anything you want and people won't question it. Gambling and smoking peyote is a huge part of my ancestors ways. And how.

It's even better then being a black jew. I've never heard anyone call a Native American a racist moron. At worst they get drunk and murder someone. Which is something everybody does anyways. So they are just like everyone else but they are rare because we killed their ancestors.

I mean that is kind of lucky if you ask me. I don't really care about my ancestors. But i'll cash a check on their behalf. Then we can build Casinos on holy land and legalize hookers and pot. That is what my great great great grandpa would have wanted. For us to rip off tourists in our us themed casino and smoke a whole bunch of pot that hookers bring to me.

The tax free thing is cool too but hookers don't sign W4's anyways. Try that and you'll get hooker stabbed. The insurance companies up your rates for that even if you claim it as a work related injury.

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Post by Maggot on 06/24/12 at 06:32:16
I hate how a lot of New-Agers can scam gullible people into their own version of a sweat lodge or vision quest for a few thousand dollars or more. Many of these assholes aren't even Native American. They're just white people with maybe a little bit of Native American ancestry or who claim to have been Native American in a past life.

Title: You are a faggot.
Post by Mecit on 07/19/12 at 21:59:09
You know what I really hate. God damn drama queens. Seriously. If you take the internet that seriously, you have some bigger issues than someone on a website being "mean" to you.

"Delete either Mecit or me or I'm gonna kill myself because that's how much of an idiot I am!!!!111"

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Post by Obliverate on 07/19/12 at 22:06:55
Do you think her character is fat in SWTOR?

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Post by Mecit on 07/19/12 at 22:31:22
That's a possibility but we should shut the fuck up about it before the super awesome husband steps in and asks the admins "either them or me".

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Post by Hellbent on 07/19/12 at 22:39:38
Haha i'm not nice enough to not guess who you are talking about.

Brians wife on Facebook. If we rounded up all of the Star Wars fans on TMA there wouldn't be enough carbonite in the galaxy to freeze the filth encrusted rolls of one of them alone. One more box of chedder poppers and the massive force of their plaque filled arteries exploding would be enough to blow up Alderan 10 times over.

Okay maybe that was a little harsh. We've all been there. Just not every day forever. Pounds of cheese and ham every day. Dreaming of a moon bounce filled with smoked turkeys and delicious hams at night. Having to poop 3 times a day.

Fat people don't disgust me. Just fat people who are aware that they are fat and still get all pissy. That is even more irritating then anorexics because fatties have all that pent up energy to throw a huge fit over it.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/20/12 at 01:29:48

Mecit wrote on 07/19/12 at 21:59:09:
You know what I really hate. God damn drama queens. Seriously. If you take the internet that seriously, you have some bigger issues than someone on a website being "mean" to you.

"Delete either Mecit or me or I'm gonna kill myself because that's how much of an idiot I am!!!!111"


Dude, c'mon, hasn't Psycho Seven had it hard enough already?  Cut the girl some slack.

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Post by XIZOR on 07/20/12 at 01:30:27
Does TMA need drama that badly that we are gonna bring it here from Facebook of all places? Seriously guys. This is so stupid that it doesn't even deserve mention here. I love how TMA's members drama has spilled onto FB now and is being regurgitated here in a pathetic attempt to give this site some spice. Facebook drama is the most retarded form of notfuckgiving on the internet and one I can say I've never been apart of (and I've been apart of some shit on TMA). Are we really gonna fag up what remains of TMA with FB bullshit?

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Post by Kilrgrn on 07/20/12 at 01:41:07
I was out buying my new laptop and 360 slim. I didn't know what happened. By the time I came back, they had both removed all their posts.

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Post by XIZOR on 07/20/12 at 02:12:22
So it was phantom Facebook drama? Even worse. The drama that was almost mythological in its epicness yet humanity isn't quite sure whether it happened or not as it was only passed down through retarded prophets that further misconstrued and misquoted its importance and relevance throughout the centuries as Fucksnotgiven verses 3:16 through 5:69.

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Post by Hellbent on 07/20/12 at 02:44:24
The only thing gayer then facebook is youtube commentary.

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Post by †Adonael on 07/20/12 at 03:46:38

Hellbent wrote on 07/20/12 at 02:44:24:
The only thing gayer then facebook is youtube commentary.


The village people.

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Post by Magnum on 07/20/12 at 07:50:22
Beh. That's why I don't FB seriously. I take here more seriously than FB. Could care less.

There really should be a bible called "Fucksnotgiven"

I bet it'd sell really well.

Xizor 3:16 "And the Lord said unto Xizor, go forth and smite thine enemies with fire and brimstone. Let them know the the wrath of the Lord Thy Fuck don't give a Fuck. Verrily I say, the time is high to drink beer and piss on those who will not swear their loyalty to the Fuck."

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Post by Mecit on 07/20/12 at 07:55:35

XIZOR wrote on 07/20/12 at 01:30:27:
Does TMA need drama that badly that we are gonna bring it here from Facebook of all places? Seriously guys. This is so stupid that it doesn't even deserve mention here. I love how TMA's members drama has spilled onto FB now and is being regurgitated here in a pathetic attempt to give this site some spice. Facebook drama is the most retarded form of notfuckgiving on the internet and one I can say I've never been apart of (and I've been apart of some shit on TMA). Are we really gonna fag up what remains of TMA with FB bullshit?


I'm sorry. I just found it ridiculously retarded that he is/was asking all of our mutual friends to "choose" either of us. And that's the only where he can see what I think about his ultimate faggotry. I mean, what do our friends even have to do with this shit?


XIZOR wrote on 07/20/12 at 01:30:27:
Are we really gonna fag up what remains of TMA...


Oh, the irony...

Also note that, what I said was what I think about internet drama in general. It wasn't only directed at them freaks.



Kilrgrn wrote on 07/20/12 at 01:41:07:
I was out buying my new laptop and 360 slim. I didn't know what happened. By the time I came back, they had both removed all their posts.


Summary: I owned them both. And it was so easy because their argument was based on something like having an e-mail account with edu extension somehow makes you a very smart person.









But it doesn't.

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/20/12 at 12:21:31
*still doesn't have a facebook account*

*still doesn't know what's going on in this thread*

*still doesn't give a fuck*

*still just wants to make fun of P7*

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Post by James P7 on 07/20/12 at 15:26:45

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 07/20/12 at 12:21:31:
*still doesn't have a facebook account*

*still doesn't know what's going on in this thread*

*still doesn't give a fuck*

*still just wants to make fun of P7*



LOL you guys need to get a friggin life  ::)


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Post by Obliverate on 07/20/12 at 16:18:25

Psycho Se7eN wrote on 07/20/12 at 15:26:45:
LOL you guys need to get a friggin life  ::)



000 trips get

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Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/20/12 at 17:42:23
So, I half-heartedly polled BOTW in askance of whether or not anyone here thought you were anything more than just a faggot.  

Despite the fact that nobody here really gives two shits about you, you remain and continue to pretend that your presence is at all wanted or appreciated by the community; as though the many personas you've constructed for yourself have ever amounted to more than the butt of a fucking pathetic joke.  


"LOL you guys need to get a friggin life"


Uh huh.  

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Post by Spagett on 07/20/12 at 18:21:00
The only thing I don't like about facebook is when I see emo looking updates that actually turn out to be song lyrics.  :-?


Or when people post Five Finger Death Punch songs, probably WORSE.

::)

r0ll 3y3s


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Post by Magnum on 07/21/12 at 09:18:27
That Black Satan gif is fucking hilarious. I watched that too and was LMAO. Fucking annoyingly retarted.

I think I might have to seriously consider writing a Bible of Fucknotgiven.

I think I have an idea for a Pulp Fiction story.  :D  ;D

Ohhhhhhh God damn....

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Post by Spagett on 07/21/12 at 16:49:08

Magnum wrote on 07/21/12 at 09:18:27:
That Black Satan gif is fucking hilarious. I watched that too and was LMAO. Fucking annoyingly retarted.

I think I might have to seriously consider writing a Bible of Fucknotgiven.

I think I have an idea for a Pulp Fiction story.  :D  ;D

Ohhhhhhh God damn....


I laughed way too much at that. Funniest shit I've seen in a LONG time.

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Post by XIZOR on 07/27/12 at 09:19:19
This relatively new breed of faggot that refuses to bend the bill of their baseball cap or take the stickers off so that it looks as brand new as possible. I don't get this whole "my hat must look like I just bought it an hour ago" thing.

When I was growing up you bought a hat, maybe two. You wore the shit out of it until it could not be worn any more or fell apart and that hat went through some shit with you, became rugged, apart of who you are and were. It had sentimental value and was somehow an extension of your personality. Now baseball caps are just like some sort of stupid status symbol or something...I don't know and I don't get it. I don't think half the people that wear them even like what team they represent, its just cool to wear a hat that looks brand new.

Whats next? This?



And what do these douche bags do with these hats once they are a little dirty, worn, and full of sweat? You obviously won't be able to wash them without ruining the awesome glamorous retail sticker. Do they throw them away and buy a new one?

God damn blacks start the dumbest fucking trends. Every time I see some douche bag with stickers still on the bill of his hat, I just want to smack the fuck out of him.

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Post by †Adonael on 07/27/12 at 11:51:58

XIZOR wrote on 07/27/12 at 09:19:19:
This relatively new breed of faggot that refuses to bend the bill of their baseball cap or take the stickers off so that it looks as brand new as possible. I don't get this whole "my hat must look like I just bought it an hour ago" thing.

When I was growing up you bought a hat, maybe two. You wore the shit out of it until it could not be worn any more or fell apart and that hat went through some shit with you, became rugged, apart of who you are and were. It had sentimental value and was somehow an extension of your personality. Now baseball caps are just like some sort of stupid status symbol or something...I don't know and I don't get it. I don't think half the people that wear them even like what team they represent, its just cool to wear a hat that looks brand new.

Whats next? This?



And what do these douche bags do with these hats once they are a little dirty, worn, and full of sweat? You obviously won't be able to wash them without ruining the awesome glamorous retail sticker. Do they throw them away and buy a new one?

God damn blacks start the dumbest fucking trends. Every time I see some douche bag with stickers still on the bill of his hat, I just want to smack the fuck out of him.


I know that feeling. I had a baseball cap that I wore for about 4 years before it finally bit the dust. Can't really wear a hat once the bill falls apart.

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Post by Hellbent on 07/27/12 at 12:10:07
When my clothes start to deteriorate i just sew and patch them up. The thought of spending 5 bucks on a shirt or 10 on hat pisses me off if i can fix it with a thread. I can't imagine being one of those people who has like 30 tshirts and several pairs of shoes.

The people who wear fancy new clothes everywhere are simply trying to look like they have money. If a guy is wearing new sneakers all the time he's basically trying to fool women into thinking he's rich so he can have sex with them.

It's also a status thing too. People like to claim they are ghetto but don't like being called poor. So they wear fancy shit and pretend they are some kind of hardcore gangster who made his riches knocking over liquor stores and is now king of the hood.

Then again some people just like looking good. But most people aren't confident enough in their lives to actually be happy with their looks. So 99% of the time it's just pea cocking trying to impress people with a limited budget.

It's like when you see some asshole in a Geo with tinted windows, expensive rims, a loud ass sub woofer, and a DVD player. The only reason it isn't a Kia with all of that is about a $2,000 difference. Why chose a slightly better car when you can have a bunch of stupid shit attached to your piece of shit Geo?

Those are the kinds of people to where if you split your coffee on their sneakers they would probably start a fist fight with you over it. Because they can only afford one pair.

It all leads to a "Make way for me i'm fucking important!" attitude that is completely undeserved and typically ends in violence.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 07/28/12 at 01:29:43
I'm just annoyed with stupid trends in general. Like this shit some years back where these fake gangsters were wearing these huge, overstuffed jackets that had logos and brand names sewn all over them, like Kellogs and Pepsi, and shit like that. It looked like a Nascar driver's racing suit with all their sponsorship deals attached to it. And holy damn did all the Korean convenience stores eat that shit alive. I stopped into one of these little stores on the way home from work to grab a soda and I couldn't hardly walk around the store because their were sudden clothes racks all over the place with these jackets hung on them, and black guys as far as the eye can see with tons of these under their arms. I just laughed and walked the fuck out.

I'm also annoyed with the emo gangster fags with their skin tight jeans and moon boot-styled shoes, wearing t-shirts tight enough to show off their bird chest. What the fuck is this shit? And these gigantic black-framed, Buddy Holly-looking hipster glasses. I saw some of these assholes at the mall, and their wasn't even any lenses in the frames. Complete fucking tools.

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Post by RoketPowered on 07/28/12 at 01:56:08
I thought the hats were annoying too but I do own two. Had them for years and as you said, I wear the hell out of them and they become part of you. They all happen to be Houston Rockets hats too and since I've been using this alias forever it fits me well even though nobody would make that connection in real life. One good thing about the hats, they dont have the annoying adjustable part on the back and are fitted. Had a bunch of hats as a kid with the annoying adjustable on the back and cant stand it.

speaking of keeping stickers on hats and crap like that, anyone ever see someone keep tags on their clothes? It was or is the next stupid craze. One it would annoy the fuck outta me to wear tags on my clothes - half the time I cut the damn thing because it rubs against my next on my regular clothes.

and people wearing glasses when they dont need them - fairly prevalent nowadays and even see NBA stars wear them. Why?


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Post by Infernal on 07/28/12 at 02:17:19
Mentioned briefly in the ciggy thread, but I, too, am annoyed at people who just got into politics just for the sake of comedy and nothing more. You can easily tell which ones they are on the internet. Basically everyone on television who dabbles in politics falls into this category.

I saw a political debate last week with a bunch of ladies. One of them is what I described above. Took a look at her channel, and all she does is mock and mock, with no real substance in her other videos. When it came time to throw down the gauntlet, she did not deliver. Extremely cringe-worthy.

Fuck the overabundance of tags and stickers on any type of clothing. I cannot see the so called style associated with it. Would robbery be a good title for that style? It would definitely seem like it.

I can't think of any other annoyances at this point even though I'm in some sort of venting mode right now.

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Post by Magnum on 07/28/12 at 08:50:45
LMAO!! And people thought ripped jeans in the 80's was a terrible fad. It kinda was but, it's really not as stupid as the ones out today.

Esspecially the droopy pants around your hips look. Letting everyone see your boxers or whatever. Fucking fag. I think someone on TMA posted that trend started in city jails to initiate sex.

Even if that wasn't true, it's still fucking gay. I've delivered to so many inner city schools and they're putting up posters that say things like, "You can't get into the White House with your pants around your hips" or, "Noone takes a great man seriously if his pants don't fit" all with pictures of the White House and Obama in them.

Really???  Great example to try and stop a retarted clothing trend but, they really think the kids give a shit? Not like I would've if they said Ronald Regan doesn't wear long hair or ripped jeans.

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Post by Mecit on 07/29/12 at 21:49:20
Porn stars who try hard to look/sound deep and intellectual. Damn, you're a slut. Shut the fuck up and do what you're supposed to do.

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Post by †Adonael on 08/09/12 at 15:41:35
People in general.

Humans are such a dark and twisted things. Fuck you can say you believe in one thing and just drop it all in a day. Beast of knowledge have no respect for anyone or anything. We're so high and mighty because we are so smart. Yeah alright. Go ahead and gimme that shit.

We are the lowest. We stab one another in the back. It's all about me and mine and what I can do for me. You know what? Fuck that attitude.

I lost everything in the matter of 45 minutes because of this attitude people have.

I've never wanted to kill a mother fucker more in my life.

Whatever happened to Honor, Respect, Integrity?

Fucking people. Fuck all of you. Your nothing but slime and I hope all of you die.

Animals watch one another's backs. They have a bond with in their groups that nothing could break.

Us? Hah. If it suited your needs you'd stab the person next to you in the back to take what you wanted from him and piss on his corps afterwards.

This Society is fucked. My mind is Fucked. Everything is Fucked.

I don't know how someone who said they cared can turn their heart off and tare away everything you held sacred. Like you don't even matter. Like your just some trash.

Never in my life have I hated anyone this much.

That's what I'm annoyed about.

So fucking annoyed.

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Post by Hellbent on 08/09/12 at 15:59:06
You are sort of right. But Animals are just as fucked up as we are.

Check out how Wasp hives send out scouts to mark honey bee hives with pheromones so they can invade and bite all of the bees in half then steal their larvae in order to feed their own hive through the next season. When the wasps leave all that is left behind them are huge piles of dismembered honey bees.

Ant's do the same thing to rival hives even if they are the exact same breed of ant. The ant's will capture the other queen and either convert it or kill it.

Or how an Alpha gorilla will go around killing babies which it doesn't recognize as his own.

There is no inherent goodness in anything. The only good things in the world come from human beings who strive to be better then the rest of the waste in the world. Including wild animals, pests, and diseases like cancer and hiv.

Hell even the Wasps turn on their queen when she can't put out enough pheromone. They kill the queen then the hive goes into complete chaos and dies.

Humans are still way worse when it comes to actual damage. But everything has the same natural level of greed. Greed is a natural thing that we teach ourselves to not fall too deeply into.

Personally i blame the education system. If people were smarter they would feel less hopeless and less people would resort to violence and crime.

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Post by Magnum on 08/10/12 at 07:21:42
We stab one another in the back. It's all about me and mine and what I can do for me.

Man I miss my alieses.

Mr aMErica would've done a speech!

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Post by Maggot on 08/11/12 at 03:33:11
People who make fun of my music piss me off real bad. If you have something to say about my band then say it to my face or keep your mouth shut.

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Post by †Adonael on 08/11/12 at 04:38:09

Maggot wrote on 08/11/12 at 03:33:11:
People who make fun of my music piss me off real bad. If you have something to say about my band then say it to my face or keep your mouth shut.


Your band sucks.

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Post by Mecit on 08/11/12 at 08:02:17
I get annoyed when Maggot calls his bullshit music.

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Post by XIZOR on 08/11/12 at 08:21:37

Maggot wrote on 08/11/12 at 03:33:11:
People who make fun of my music piss me off real bad. If you have something to say about my band then say it to my face or keep your mouth shut.


You mean say it to your mask?

If you want we can Skype and I can tell you your band sucks and that you're a fucking moron to your face in a round about way.


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Post by Hellbent on 08/11/12 at 13:55:43
I'll say it to your face all day long Maggot. What are you going to do about it?

Nothing. Because you are the exact definition of a bitch.

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Post by Maggot on 08/11/12 at 13:58:20

Hellbent wrote on 08/11/12 at 13:55:43:
I'll say it to your face all day long Maggot. What are you going to do about it?

Nothing. Because you are the exact definition of a bitch.
No, I just live too far away from your white-trash bitch ass too really do anything.

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Post by Hellbent on 08/11/12 at 14:07:04
You are too much of a over privileged suburbanite faggot to fight.

Uneducated and untalented too. Even with all the resources your life has afforded you. You not only suck at the guitar. But you lack the basic creative skills required to fucking name your own "record label".

Shit you don't even fully understand what a record label is. By your logic a car is an airplane if you drive it off a parking garage.

The only thing separating you from white trash is the fact your mommy takes care of you.

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Post by Maggot on 08/11/12 at 14:10:51
Fuck you, Hellbent. Fuck... you.

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Post by Hellbent on 08/11/12 at 14:11:44
I'm not gay Maggot. I won't let you fuck me you queer.

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Post by Maggot on 08/11/12 at 14:14:02
You're a sick bastard.

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Post by Hellbent on 08/11/12 at 14:15:06
You are a perverted queer who wears a gimp mask in public and craves punishment.

You are clearly aware of how much you suck and your emotions require people to shit on you in order for you to feel noticed and validate your existence.

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Post by Maggot on 08/11/12 at 14:26:22
And you're a fat fuck who sits at his computer all day eating nachos and drinking beer.

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Post by Hellbent on 08/11/12 at 14:29:47
Nope. Although that does sound pretty kick ass. I applaud anyone who lives like that.



I understand due to your mental condition you live in a total fantasy world. But your imaginary world doesn't apply to the rest of us aspie.

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Post by Maggot on 08/11/12 at 14:31:30
More like "The Dickhead".

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Post by Hellbent on 08/11/12 at 14:32:43
I don't take that many trips down south on the ladies personally. But i do like it when they ride my head.

Better then being a vagina face like Maggot.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 08/11/12 at 17:43:21

Maggot wrote on 08/11/12 at 14:10:51:
Fuck you, Hellbent. Fuck... you.


Yeah, you tell em, kid!

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Post by Maggot on 08/12/12 at 04:07:18
Stall me out with the sarcasm already!

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Post by Magnum on 08/12/12 at 09:48:47
Watch the video carefully. Notice how annoyingly close they are to Maggots verbal sparring.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMdhtGGY8oA&feature=g-vrec


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Post by Maggot on 08/15/12 at 03:59:18
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=456594631040270&set=a.147630825269987.28721.123695050996898&type=3&theater

I tried to actually post the image on here but it won't let me. :(

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Post by Obliverate on 08/15/12 at 04:37:22
BAHAHAHAHAHA! Glad it ain't me getting my YouTube account penalized!

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Post by Road-Kill_3197 on 08/15/12 at 04:45:13
WOW you actually looked up Tiny Tim on Wiki, Now that funny.

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Post by Maggot on 08/15/12 at 05:30:07
Who could forget that guy after watching a Spongebob Squarepants episode?

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Post by Road-Kill_3197 on 08/15/12 at 06:02:52
WTF! I never watched faggot Spongebob so I don't understand what your getting at.

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Post by †Adonael on 08/15/12 at 13:04:06
I want some Nachos now.

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Post by Obliverate on 08/15/12 at 14:32:32

Road-Kill_3197 wrote on 08/15/12 at 06:02:52:
WTF! I never watched faggot Spongebob so I don't understand what your getting at.




Shut the fuck up, you're trying to tell me you are 15 and have never seen Spongebob? Let me guess, you grew up with hardcore shows like Gene Simmon's Family Jewels and NCIS.


That or you were too poor to afford Nickelodeon.

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Post by Kilrgrn on 08/15/12 at 14:38:01

Obliverate wrote on 08/15/12 at 14:32:32:



Shut the fuck up, you're trying to tell me you are 15 and have never seen Spongebob? Let me guess, you grew up with hardcore shows like Gene Simmon's Family Jewels and NCIS.


That or you were too poor to afford Nickelodeon.




Only cool kids watch Spongebob.

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Post by Hellbent on 08/15/12 at 16:28:13
It's funny i've never actually seen sponge bob but i'm pretty damn sure Tiny Tim was only in the movie. It was around that time that Tiny Tim song was all over the internet and it was just popular enough to count as a pop reference while still maintaining that ambiguously gay theme that Sponge Bob has.

Actually i take that back i did see that 3D Sponge Bob movie thing at Sick Fags. That was pretty cool. Though it might as well had been Terminator since it was mostly an OOH 3D LOOK movie.

Nickelodeon pisses me off. They have all this money and use it to produce some seriously awesome cartoons. But unless the target demographic is ages 3 to Stoned then the show gets shit canned. Even if it's selling merchandise like crazy.

Invader Zim is a great example. They are STILL producing and selling merchandise for that show. Nick killed the show right in it's prime. Which i think was a strategic move on their part to see if they could sell even more merchandise by cancelling the show and making the slightly older fan base nostalgic for it as early as possible.

Also i think they just didn't like the people who were making the show in the end. Just like Rocco once they found out the show was a little bit more then "FART HAHAHA HERE IS A LESSON ON SHARING." they kill it.

Actually i think it's fair to blame it on the super sensitive namby pamby attitudes of the people running Nick. Dark humor is bad. Smart humor is too high brow. But gay characters farting is great because bodily functions and vague homosexuality are sacred.

But don't actually create gay characters though because then people in the south will stop letting their kids watch it.


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Post by Maggot on 08/15/12 at 20:37:05
I miss Ren & Stimpy. :(

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Post by Hellbent on 08/17/12 at 05:05:48


Here is a MRI scan of Maggot when asked to explain his comebacks.

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Post by Magnum on 08/18/12 at 09:57:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jffuzq2GpBI

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Post by Hellbent on 09/06/12 at 20:21:01
Churches in superhero movies.

You have Thor son of Odin running around killing Mystical Futuristic monsters with a team of humans with god like powers. But everybody is still Christian. I expect the hard core Christians wouldn't budge but come on there would be all sorts of crazy ass churches considering the number of Gods that exist in the Marvel Universe who routinely fuck with Earth for no good reason.

At least in Blade it made sense because Vampires hate Christianity or something. I never watched Dracula.

All i know is if i saw the Green Lantern flying around i'd pray to those little  midget guys. They seem alright.

Also where does Krypton and Apocalypse fit into Gods plan?

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Post by Obliverate on 09/07/12 at 23:33:26
My dad.




He likes to talk about things that he doesn't know much about, and then try and say, "So and so said, get this, ..." with no sources beyond his word.

The main things being Science and Politics. I should say right now, he drives trucks (semis) for a living, so is essentially in this Republican-talk-radio-petri-dish of a box 5 days a week.

Some of his science things include, "Scientists are now realizing that a lot of the Bible is true. Such as the flood. I mean, if you look [at the [url=http://lemurking.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/the-dalles_small.jpg]Dalles[/url], you can totally tell that all of it was under water at some point. Some people like to say that it's from erosion or wind, but it's from the flood. There's no way erosion could have made hills that big."

Or my personal favorite, "Scientists are now talking about how we have an intelligent creator. Because they're doing all these tests and figuring out that the random things are impossible without someone else guiding them. When it's obvious to them that God has been real this entire time."

You should have seen him try to explain the Higgs Boson. He basically kept talking about how scientists were calling it The God Particle because of blah blah blah. (No, scientists don't call it the God Particle.)

Then we get to politics. Now before, my dad was always a conspiracy theorist. He liked to watch documentaries about 9/11 and HAARP and all sorts of things. And he was always in the, "I don't vote because it's predetermined (or something), but I would vote third party."

Well that part of his life has abruptly changed. Or at least the non-voting and third-party part.

Every-goddamn-time he opens his mouth it's just OBAMA BAD and ROMNEY GUD. He's always telling me about how Obama is a liar because of war and how Ryan is a real American because he grew up working on farms at 14 and supporting his mother like a hard-working boy. I don't want to say that he leaves out the whole 'going to college for a Political Science degree off of his dead father's Social Security and getting a high-paying job for free for a completely unrelated career' part on purpose because he's never heard it. He thinks that since the Olympics, the BBC is joining forces with those wanting to take down Israel. Because somehow Israel is a good country? I don't know, it's just some stupid Christian idea some people have that we should protect Israel from villains.

He also hates how left-wing the BBC, CNN and NBC are, (though CNN and NBC are not unbiased) yet says that Fox News is unbiased.

I repeat. Fox News is unbiased. BBC=biased. Fox News=unbiased.

He's disregarding and ignoring the massive controversy of the RNC. Yet he keeps talking about the DNC. Mind you, he hasn't watched either, he's just picked up on what he hears from Republican talk radio. Basically, he's ignoring essentially every point of Clinton's entire speech, and talking about how it Clinton is a liar and woman abuser because of Monica Lewinsky. And that the entire speech was Clinton talking about how good his presidency was. He talks about how Clinton's speech was shown to be full of lies from Fact Checkers (when it wasn't, especially compared to the RNC).

He likes to talk about how much of a left-wing extremist Obama is. When Obama is A) more on the right side of the spectrum compared to most of his party, and B) how the party isn't even on the left side of the spectrum. And blah blah Obamacare this, blah blah left-wing that. Fun fact, 'Obamacare' has basically been thrown around since the 90's, where is was proposed by a Republican.

Don't even get me started on the "2016: Obama's America" or whatever documentary. My dad basically soaks it up as entirely factual due to it being anti-democratic. He also acts as if the guy who made it, who is Indian, is some unbiased guy because he is Indian.

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Post by Hellbent on 09/07/12 at 23:54:08
Yeah you can toss anyone who says a news source is unbiased into the "ill informed" crowd. Anyone of basic intelligence knows you have to just watch that shit, extract the facts from the opinions, then decide which facts you believe considering the sources.

Which is why most people who seek actual news go online instead of turning on the radio at work. It's way quicker to filter out the bullshit when the product you use to read the news can also be used to check on it's sources.

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Post by Infernal on 09/08/12 at 00:29:44
Heh, he just needs to accept the fact that the Republican Party is officially dead ever since what happened at the RNC. I mean, it appeared to be dead before then but that was the final nail in the coffin. You can't do a damn thing in it anymore, even if you tried to re-hijack it. Thus, the party of Stalin was reborn.

Maybe if you tell him that, that'll annoy him perhaps. Just give it a try hehe. I'd like to hear what he would say.

Oh, and use the word 'Neocon' a lot too. That might get him on his nerves too.

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Post by Obliverate on 09/08/12 at 02:08:08
I've been tempted to sign him up to receive [Obama|Biden 2012] bumper stickers. Though he'd probably just go around telling people Obama is wasting taxpayer dollars shipping stickers and it's some shitty attempt at a campaign, and he needs a professional campaign like Romney with banks and mortgage companies and shit Americans loved 4 years ago.

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Post by Serpentine on 09/08/12 at 02:43:56
Rapists going around stealing wallets after violating innocent victims. I mean, really? Are they robbers or rapists?

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Post by Hellbent on 09/08/12 at 04:50:44

Serpentine wrote on 09/08/12 at 02:43:56:
Rapists going around stealing wallets after violating innocent victims. I mean, really? Are they robbers or rapists?


Damn they took your wallet too?

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Post by Magnum on 09/08/12 at 08:32:09
Your so lucky Obliverate. Really. You have 1st hand accounts of how fucking crazy people really are about all this shit.

I mean, COME ON!! You KNOW they really do a shit about YOU. Right?

Well, at least untill you vote for them

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Post by Obliverate on 09/30/12 at 01:59:18
Dog owners.




Now don't get me wrong, I love dogs. But seriously, fuck dog owners.

It's always LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME AND MY FUCKING DOG! ITS A FUCKING MIXED BREED! HALF GERMAN SHEPPARD HALF TOY POODLE HALF GOLDEN RETRIEVER! LOOK AT MY GODDAMN BABY-FUCKING JESUS-BREED DOG! WE ARE SO ATHLETIC WALKING OUR DOG FOR 7 MINUTES EVERY DAY! LOOK AT ME IN MY ATHLETIC PANTS! AND MY DOG, IT HAS A FUCKING FLUORESCENT VEST!

AND GOD FORBID ITS A FUCKING 'RESCUE'.

"DID I MENTION THAT WE RESCUED OUR FUCKING DOG?"

NO, YOU DIDN'T. THANKS FOR INFORMING ME, I NEEDED THAT INPUT.

"RESCUED FROM THE SHELTER! I MEAN IT'S JUST DISGUSTING THAT SOME PEOPLE ABU-"

YES ABUSE THEIR FUCKING ANIMALS I'VE HEARD IT BEFORE. I ONLY HEARD IT FROM THE LAST FIFTY DOG OWNERS.

"I MEAN WE WENT DOWN TO THE SHELTER AND THERE WERE SO MANY DIFFERENT DOGS, AND THEY WERE ALL SO CUTE BUT THIS ONE WAS THE ONE! WE RESCUED HIM! HE WAS GOING TO DIE IN 30 SECONDS IF WE DIDN'T RESCUE HIM. RESCUE HIM. WE DID IT."

SWEET BUTTER OF FUCKING RAISINETS DO YOU WANT A FUCKING MEDAL? WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER 50 DOGS WERE THEY NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOUR STUPID FUCKING HOME?

"HE EVEN HAS A BANDANNA WITH HIS NAME ON IT!"

WOW HOLY SHIT YOU NAMED HIM HOPE! I HOPE HE RAPES YOU AT NIGHT AND GETS HIT BY A CAR.

AND GODDAMN, WHEN TWO DOG OWNERS GET WITH 250 SQUARE FEET OF EACHOTHER THEY HEAD STRAIGHT FOR THE OTHER PERSON.

OH MY GOD IS THAT YOUR DOG HE'S SO CUTE

YES HE IS HE'S SO QUIRKY HIS NAME IS GEOFFREY AND WE RESCUED HIM HE IS A BULL DOG AMERICAN ROTTWEILER EUROPEAN HUSKY POODLE POMERANIAN!

WOW THAT'S SO COOL MY DOG IS NAMED JENNIFER SHE IS A RESCUE BLOODHOUND PIT BULL SHIATSU RESCUED

THEN THE DOGS START HAVING SEX AND THE PEOPLE STARE AT THEM GIGGLING AND CRACKING JOKES ABOUT LIPSTICK. DAMN YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS I CAN'T BELIEVE I MEAN HOLY SHIT WOW MY SIDES ARE LIQUEFYING OH MY GOD.

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Post by Kilrahi on 09/30/12 at 02:03:40
I have to agree on the dog owners.  At least, the bad ones.  In my neighborhood there are dogs everywhere.

Next to none of them are well trained.  They bark all day, they bark all night.  I do not understand why anyone would want to own an animal like that.

Then the owner is too lazy to train the damn dog and keep it happy, so they buy it a yapper.

It's at that point that things go from bad to unbareable.

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Post by Hellbent on 09/30/12 at 06:38:42
I view pet pride the same as i do sports team pride, national pride, religious pride, and cultural pride. It's just a desperate attempt people make to boost their ego through the lives and accomplishments of others.

LET ME SHOW YOU HOW UNIQUE, SPECIAL, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY HOW IMPORTANT I AM. SO MANY RELY ON ME BUT I AM SUCH A NORMAL AVERAGE PERSON WHO IS SO GREAT AND HELPS SO MANY. I AM HUMBLE AS FUCKING SHIT AND IF YOU DON'T APPRECIATE ME RIGHT NOW YOU ARE THE WORST FUCKING PERSON IN EXISTENCE LOOK ME IN THE FUCKING EYES I AM SO FUCKING GOOD LOVE ME LOVE ME SO MUCH~

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Post by Magnum on 09/30/12 at 09:39:26
Don't give a shit about the dog thing, just pick up the dog shit if it's on a sidewalk or on MY FUCKING LAWN!! I DON'T OWN A DOG FUCKER!! I DON'T WANT TO OWN YOURS SHIT!!!

Fuck you. I don't hate dogs, I hate the owners that are assholes with them. Abuse or negligent, or ignorant, all the same.  

I also had that barking problem many years ago Kil when I lived in an apartment. Since the barker was on a private home behind the complex, I couldn't complain to the rental office, and talking to the owner was ignorant. Many people complained.

I hate to say this but, after about 3 weeks of strait barking all day, all night because he wouldn't bring the dog in at all, someone antifreezed ground beef, and threw it in the yard.

I was sleeping much better after that. Damn thing the reason why I have to sleep with earplugs now.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 09/30/12 at 16:50:41
It sucks that a dog had to die because the owner was a piece of shit  :'(

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Post by Spagett on 09/30/12 at 17:42:42
I just stick to pussies. They don't bark and aren't very needy.  ;)

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Post by Hellbent on 09/30/12 at 22:33:34

Magnum wrote on 09/30/12 at 09:39:26:
Don't give a shit about the dog thing, just pick up the dog shit if it's on a sidewalk or on MY FUCKING LAWN!! I DON'T OWN A DOG FUCKER!! I DON'T WANT TO OWN YOURS SHIT!!!

Fuck you. I don't hate dogs, I hate the owners that are assholes with them. Abuse or negligent, or ignorant, all the same.  

I also had that barking problem many years ago Kil when I lived in an apartment. Since the barker was on a private home behind the complex, I couldn't complain to the rental office, and talking to the owner was ignorant. Many people complained.

I hate to say this but, after about 3 weeks of strait barking all day, all night because he wouldn't bring the dog in at all, someone antifreezed ground beef, and threw it in the yard.

I was sleeping much better after that. Damn thing the reason why I have to sleep with earplugs now.




Haha good. The dog doesn't give a shit that animal would just as soon eat your delicious flesh then it would be cute and cuddly. All your neighbor did was eliminate a pest.

One day i was just in the yard moving shit into the storage and this fucking dog kept charging at me and growling. I whipped a few bolts at its face and it just pissed the dog off even further. So i walked inside and grabbed my paintball gun (spyder e99 with halo loader, 12 shots per second).

I opened the door, unloaded the gun directly into it's face for about 2 seconds as it recoiled in shock. Then it ran straight into the fence, fell down, and started thrashing around on the ground like a fish doing this hilarious "YALP YALP ARRRP" sound.

I don't think it considers my yard its territory anymore.

When i was a kid the neighbors used to let their dog shit on our yard. So my sister and i got a shovel and filled their mailbox with dog poo. Mysteriously the little presents stopped appearing on our lawn.

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Post by Kilrahi on 09/30/12 at 22:34:44

Magnum wrote on 09/30/12 at 09:39:26:
Don't give a shit about the dog thing, just pick up the dog shit if it's on a sidewalk or on MY FUCKING LAWN!! I DON'T OWN A DOG FUCKER!! I DON'T WANT TO OWN YOURS SHIT!!!

Fuck you. I don't hate dogs, I hate the owners that are assholes with them. Abuse or negligent, or ignorant, all the same.  

I also had that barking problem many years ago Kil when I lived in an apartment. Since the barker was on a private home behind the complex, I couldn't complain to the rental office, and talking to the owner was ignorant. Many people complained.

I hate to say this but, after about 3 weeks of strait barking all day, all night because he wouldn't bring the dog in at all, someone antifreezed ground beef, and threw it in the yard.

I was sleeping much better after that. Damn thing the reason why I have to sleep with earplugs now.


You know . . . that is a tempting solution.

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Post by Hellbent on 09/30/12 at 22:37:55

wrote on 09/30/12 at 22:34:44:
You know . . . that is a tempting solution.


Dude just throw fudge brownies over the fence it's way funnier. Especially if it doesn't kill the dog because it'll be shitting all over the place and making sounds like it's dying.

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Post by Obliverate on 09/30/12 at 23:03:59
But... but the brownies...

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Post by Hellbent on 10/01/12 at 04:38:43

Obliverate wrote on 09/30/12 at 23:03:59:
But... but the brownies...


For the cost of anti freeze and hamburger you could buy enough brownies to kill precisely 10 medium sized dogs.

It's not like you are throwing marshmallow fudge.

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Post by Magnum on 10/01/12 at 06:02:58
Yes. It does suck it had to come to that but, If the police won't do anything at 1-5 am because it's animal control, and animal control is open from 6am to 6PM, and the owner litterally told half a dozen people (including me) to fuck off.....communities ussually solve their own problems.

Esspecially when the suggestion of how to kill the dog gets put into the ear of someone that is un-scrupulous. Ya know....it's just an idea.....

Ground beef is more effective because it's meat, and antifreeze is sweet to the taste. I've known of 3 dogs killed this way. All of them problems due to owners who wouldn't change their dogs behavior.

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Post by Hellbent on 10/01/12 at 06:59:17
You could dip cotton balls in hot dog water so the dogs intestinal track gets blocked.

You should have hopped the fence, stabbed the dog, then carved the name of one of your asshole neighbors into the dogs belly.

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Post by Hellbent on 11/06/12 at 11:40:02
How is being teleported in Star Trek not the most painful thing ever?

Being picked apart by my atoms and blasted across the galaxy and reassembled sounds worse then shaving with a bic lighter.

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Post by YJ318 on 11/06/12 at 12:03:21
I think my favorite commedian Bill Burr said it best [about rescue dogs]

“a rescue.. really? did you pull her out of a burning building? did you jump in a river with your wingtips still on with no concern for your own safety? ..or did you just go down to the pound and get a free dog, you cheap fuck?” —  Bill Burr  

I am hoping to get a dog come springtime, I've grown up with dogs my whole life and can't wait to get one, but I have to agree with everything said about most dog owners and how they have to talk to everyone about their 17 different breed mix dog that's usually ugly as shit and is just as annoying as their owner.  I hate little dogs the most.. they've got the same Napoleon Complex as some of the short fuckin people I know.. I'm no giant, I'm only 5'11" but this one 5'2" douchebag in my area always thinks he can kick the shit out of me for some reason.. same with little dogs, they're always the ones barking their asses off and being all mean and shit..  I'd like to pick them up and punt them like a football..  Hopefully my Doberman will eat those fuckin things when we go for strolls in the springtime..

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Post by Hellbent on 11/06/12 at 12:20:21
People who say they can kick your ass are scared to try it.


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Post by YJ318 on 11/06/12 at 12:45:55
HB that is 100% True.. I've told him to throw down before.. he got really shitty with me a few weeks ago at a local bar.  He kept giving me shit looks because I'm friends with his girl, and we were talking about whatever.. I asked him what his fuckin problem was and again he says "Dude, get the hell away from me before I knock you out".. YET HE WALKED AWAY!! LOL, he makes me laugh. He won't try anything cause he knows I'll fuck him up.. how you gonna move around to fight in skinny jeans?  ::)

I don't start fights, I end them..

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Post by Hellbent on 11/06/12 at 13:27:10

YJ318 wrote on 11/06/12 at 12:45:55:
HB that is 100% True.. I've told him to throw down before.. he got really shitty with me a few weeks ago at a local bar.  He kept giving me shit looks because I'm friends with his girl, and we were talking about whatever.. I asked him what his fuckin problem was and again he says "Dude, get the hell away from me before I knock you out".. YET HE WALKED AWAY!! LOL, he makes me laugh. He won't try anything cause he knows I'll fuck him up.. how you gonna move around to fight in skinny jeans?  ::)

I don't start fights, I end them..


He sounds like your standard guy with territory and trust problems mixed with insecurity likely caused by his upbringing which he'll never address. Most likely bullies in the neighborhood. mixed with family issues. He isn't mature enough to make a woman happy because he wants to own her. But she'll never make him happy because of his own demons which he's too much of a coward to face. He might have tried hard at sports and never went anywhere with it due to his lack of discipline which he might blame his physique for.

Just a random stab in the dark. Am i about right?

I think the best part having proven skill in kicking asses is that you don't have to kick asses as much. I'm not going to lie and say there is no cathartic value to beating up a person. But it is nice that once people know you as that kind of person you can resolve problems without having to fight.

It's kind of like Batman. He rarely kills anyone but thugs are always afraid he will kill them. That is what makes him so effective as a person who solves problems no matter who he is dealing with.

On Halloween Beatlejuice yanked on my beard with about 30 pounds of force. I didn't have to kick his ass. I warned him to not do it again and this sexy martian came up and said "Stop messing with my boyfriend.". He then walked off clearly livid. then came back in 30 minutes with his wife who forced him to apologize to my face.

I could have crushed him. But i handled it peacefully on my own and since i have an actual reputation people are willing to play cooler for me all the time. I can hardly stop people from helping me smooth over situations.

Another time i had a guy calling me a faggot for about an hour straight until he got so tired that he finally decided to go home with his friends. It would have ended sooner but the cops were WAY late that time. Never tell them it's a bar fight say it's just a fight on the street or else they'll make you deal with it and send some rookie out an hour later.

My favorite one was this mexican asshole who didn't have an ID. Now hear me out on this it's illegal to go into a bar without an ID and i can actually get fined $6,000 or 120 days in jail for being busted. Plus the TABC does sting operations so you never know who is testing you.

So this guy comes up to my bar sober with no ID. Not even a Mexican one. I tell him he has to have an ID to come into my bar. His first response is "Come on man.". Which didn't work on me and i'd love to witness the occasion where that actually works. His second response is a bribe of $10. I informed him that i make $180 a night and it's a family business so bribes aren't an option he has to bring an ID. His response after that was "I'm gonna get my cousins and we are going to beat the shit out of you and go into your bar." to which i responded "Okay.".

So this idiot actually comes back with his cousins. I was honestly surprised and a bit scared.  Sure they were all around 5'4 and skinny with the main mexican being an obese short guy around 5'0. But if they know how to fight i'm literally outnumbered and i can't always rely on people to notice or back me up in time.

So they pop out of the back of the truck as fatty parks his truck in the middle of the street. They all 3 approach me and start going off in spanish at me. Something about me being a bitch, ass hole, Fuck, homosexual, murder. There i was thinking "Oh man these guys are actually serious. I could get stabbed. I should attack first so they don't have as much of an advantage on me."

But they don't fight me at all. They keep doing the retard arm pump dance while shouting profanities at me. This went on for around 40 minutes before a police car drove by and started looking at their truck. At that point the fat one runs up to the officer and starts talking to him while the cousins are standing there silent as dead lambs. Forced to move the truck his cousins waited there with me in silence for over 3 hours until the fat guy finally came back in his truck, picked them up, and left never to be seen again.

So basically that fat guy and his cousins spent roughly 1 hour yelling at me and over 3 hours waiting to either leave or for it to be safe enough to continue yelling at me.

It's not "ha ha" funny more then it's funny that people get so angry but are so cowardly they will spend a large portion of their day dicking around with parking a truck just so that they can yell at a person who they feel wronged them.

If i had to put a stat to it i'd say 1 out of 50 people might actually go through with fighting you when they say they can kick your ass.

If it's a really shitty neighborhood where the cops don't come by then it's 1 out of 10. Depending on how many people are saying it. If it's a group of 10 people picking out individuals then it's a guaranteed ass kicking. Just multiply your chances by 1 person for every person in their group.

North side isn't really dangerous you just need to watch out where you go. The more people involved in a problem the more serious it becomes because the 2 dumbest people in the group actually gain control of the situation and typically break into violence due to a feeling of security they get being surrounded by their buddies.

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Post by Darktooth777 on 11/06/12 at 17:43:30
When I wait in line at Subway to get a simple sub to make like a meatball marinara and there's all these people in front of me that want specific special subs. That really pisses me off cuz I spend like 10 mins waiting for a quick bite when there's some ass in front of me that wants like low fat mayonaise, along with half of the available toppings. /stupidrant

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Post by Obliverate on 11/06/12 at 17:51:08
does any1 else hate when u go to burger king and you want to get a whopper so u can have it ur way but the people in front of u are having it there way???

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Post by Darktooth777 on 11/06/12 at 18:29:45

Obliverate wrote on 11/06/12 at 17:51:08:
does any1 else hate when u go to burger king and you want to get a whopper so u can have it ur way but the people in front of u are having it there way???

Totally. there's a burger place called Harveys in Canada and they put toppings and condiments on your burger if you want it like lettuce, tomatoes, ketchup etc. And the guy in front of me gets orange and green peppers. WTF?

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 11/06/12 at 20:12:03

Darktooth777 wrote on 11/06/12 at 18:29:45:
Totally. there's a burger place called Harveys in Canada and they put toppings and condiments on your burger if you want it like lettuce, tomatoes, ketchup etc. And the guy in front of me gets orange and green peppers. WTF?




I want two huskys. I'll name them Thunderbird and Bloodwing.

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Post by Obliverate on 11/14/12 at 22:13:21
u jell

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Post by Kilrgrn on 11/14/12 at 22:20:35

wrote on 11/14/12 at 21:56:54:
This whole damn forum annoys me.



Your user name annoys me. It doesn't even make any sense.

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Post by Obliverate on 11/14/12 at 22:34:05
Yeah but if I'm 555, you're still a faggot.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 11/14/12 at 23:51:36
LMAO!

Damn, that nigger just doesn't quit, does he..

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Post by Kilrgrn on 11/15/12 at 00:06:25
Was that maggot? Dear lord, I thought it was just some random shmuck.

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Post by Obliverate on 11/15/12 at 00:10:59
He started another account called Ex-Grandma_Puncher as well. Which has since been removed.

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Post by Obliverate on 11/15/12 at 01:10:08

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Post by Kilrgrn on 11/15/12 at 03:46:38

wrote on 11/15/12 at 01:22:25:
Fuck no!



Why do you keep coming back? No one likes you and your accounts keep being deleted.

Is that a symptom of assburgers?

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Post by Magnum on 11/15/12 at 07:01:35
LOL!

That was a LIVE nuke people!

WAVE HI FROM THE GUEST SCREEN!!!

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Post by Hellbent on 11/15/12 at 13:02:32

Kilrgrn wrote on 11/15/12 at 03:46:38:
Why do you keep coming back? No one likes you and your accounts keep being deleted.

Is that a symptom of assburgers?



You know Autism and Aspergers isn't a proven thing? It's just something they made up to make retards who can't mesh into society feel better.

"No no no dear you aren't dumb. You just have a social disease. It's not your fault that people hate you for the way you act and speak. Now go out and act and speak to everybody as much as you can!"

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 11/15/12 at 22:59:41
He's the definition of sad and pathetic. Fortunately, playing in traffic is a sure-fire cure for that.

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Post by Magnum on 11/16/12 at 06:57:33
Yea. That's the damn thing I just don't get. Never once have I ever consistantly tried to hang out with people that didn't like me. WTF for and why?

There has to be something in the water now-a-days. Must be the Illuminati.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 11/17/12 at 20:19:04
He's like the fat punching bag the jocks keep around to pick on when they get bored. The nerdy fatass feels excepted because the cool kids acknowledge him, even though he knows what's up.

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Post by Kilrgrn on 11/27/12 at 05:41:00
and when the mods wake up, you will be banned along with them.

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Post by Magnum on 11/27/12 at 06:51:21
Know what annoys me?

Having to clean my foot and kneecap off after fully cyber shoving it up someones ass after nuking them.

I'd rather make dirty underwear....

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Post by YJ318 on 11/27/12 at 21:23:24
Christmas music the day after Thanksgiving drives me up the fucking wall!!  Wait til December at least!!

#ohand #peopleusing #thesefuckingthings #onFacebook #likeanyone #givesashit #howandwhat #you #use #to #whoreout #yourpictures

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Post by bigdogmc1 on 11/27/12 at 22:02:58

YJ318 wrote on 11/27/12 at 21:23:24:
Christmas music the day after Thanksgiving drives me up the fucking wall!!  Wait til December at least!!

#ohand #peopleusing #thesefuckingthings #onFacebook #likeanyone #givesashit #howandwhat #you #use #to #whoreout #yourpictures


And seeing Christmas decorations for sale before Halloween.

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Post by Obliverate on 11/27/12 at 22:06:47
Y'all mothafuckas need #swagg.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 11/27/12 at 22:42:48
People using buzz words like "swag" and "YOLO" because they're what all the fucktard reality celebrities keep saying. It's even worse when they use it completely out of context so it makes zero sense.

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Post by Obliverate on 11/27/12 at 23:22:42
Nigga are you saying you live more than once?

Answer is no. YOLO, that's the motto nigga.

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Post by YJ318 on 11/28/12 at 06:53:22
Cats don't YOLO, they YOL9T..

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 11/28/12 at 19:37:13
Niggas be stoopit. You live e'ry day. You only die once, foo'... And shit.

Fuck, I'd never cut it as a gangster.

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Post by Hellbent on 11/28/12 at 19:47:39
I had a guy say that YOLO thing to me at work before i had to shove him to the ground. I didn't know what it meant until now. Sounds about right.

I'm all for it if people want to warn me that i need to put them to the ground. They should make more acronyms for people to shout while doing shit that messes with security.

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Post by Obliverate on 11/28/12 at 20:06:33
You guys are #jokes. I go ham.

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Post by Obliverate on 12/03/12 at 23:02:41
Alright I got one for you: people that try to get attention because of their own misfortune. And no, I'm not speaking about beggars or poor people, not speaking about land whales or ugly duck-faced strumpets; I am of course referring to accident victims. And no, I'm not ragging on handicaps or comatose people, I'm referring to the people that have to tell you about their accident all the time.

Here's the thing: if you are in an accident, there is nothing wrong with telling people about it. Shit, I'll listen to any accident story, I don't care. It's when you bring it up constantly, and won't stop. It's when you meet someone, and WHOA SHIT DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TIME MY CAR AND THAT OTHER CAR MET AT A SPEED THAT WAS KINDA REASONABLE! It's when you go so far as to propose these bullshit what-if scenarios where millisecond timing would have changed your 2003 Corolla from slightly-mangled to rear-wheel-drive.

Yes I heard about the time 'some kid' 'flew' through a red light and hit you at 17 MPH. I've heard it before Nancy Grace now stop dogging me for compliments on your difficulty seeing cars in daylight. Oh my god wow holy shit you hurt your wrist wow JESUS IS THAT A FUCKING BRUISE OH GOD! Wow you are so lucky to have narrowly escaped hours of seething agony in the burn ward! Oh wow have you met Rick? Oh wow you're telling Rick about that car accident 6 months ago wow he is interested.

And what the fuck is up with those goddamn what-ifs? I mean wow that's interesting! You're telling me if the car had hit you a split-second earlier, it would have hit the door and killed you? It's as if by some superhuman reflexes you manglobbered your doohicky to save your life! Wow am I glad to know you work for the FBI as a theoretical car accident physicist because you sure know your stuff regarding the forces between objects and the stress points of a 2003 Toyota Corolla! And now you're talking to me about guns and Muslims and how your grandaddy is not a worm! Fantastic!

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Post by Hellbent on 12/04/12 at 01:03:21

Obliverate wrote on 12/03/12 at 23:02:41:
Alright I got one for you: people that try to get attention because of their own misfortune. And no, I'm not speaking about beggars or poor people, not speaking about land whales or ugly duck-faced strumpets; I am of course referring to accident victims. And no, I'm not ragging on handicaps or comatose people, I'm referring to the people that have to tell you about their accident all the time.

Here's the thing: if you are in an accident, there is nothing wrong with telling people about it. Shit, I'll listen to any accident story, I don't care. It's when you bring it up constantly, and won't stop. It's when you meet someone, and WHOA SHIT DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TIME MY CAR AND THAT OTHER CAR MET AT A SPEED THAT WAS KINDA REASONABLE! It's when you go so far as to propose these bullshit what-if scenarios where millisecond timing would have changed your 2003 Corolla from slightly-mangled to rear-wheel-drive.

Yes I heard about the time 'some kid' 'flew' through a red light and hit you at 17 MPH. I've heard it before Nancy Grace now stop dogging me for compliments on your difficulty seeing cars in daylight. Oh my god wow holy shit you hurt your wrist wow JESUS IS THAT A FUCKING BRUISE OH GOD! Wow you are so lucky to have narrowly escaped hours of seething agony in the burn ward! Oh wow have you met Rick? Oh wow you're telling Rick about that car accident 6 months ago wow he is interested.

And what the fuck is up with those goddamn what-ifs? I mean wow that's interesting! You're telling me if the car had hit you a split-second earlier, it would have hit the door and killed you? It's as if by some superhuman reflexes you manglobbered your doohicky to save your life! Wow am I glad to know you work for the FBI as a theoretical car accident physicist because you sure know your stuff regarding the forces between objects and the stress points of a 2003 Toyota Corolla! And now you're talking to me about guns and Muslims and how your grandaddy is not a worm! Fantastic!



Agreed. I think mentioning an accident is fine. But some people are so boring that they'll never shut up about the one remotely interesting thing that happened to them.

I avoided a car accident while riding with a coworker who dosed off at the wheel after work. He nearly sent us into an aluminum light post at around 45. I grabbed the wheel and put us back on the road. Probably would have survived as we were in a 2007 Silverado and the weight of the car would prevent us from being slammed into the airbags too hard. Needless to say the car is tested for 60mph concrete wall collisions so it's nothing that kept me up at night

Didn't even bitch at my coworker. It's just one of those things that happens. The fact i helped out and kept us from being hurt is enough of a reward.

I think if i had to validate every extreme action that happened in my life i would have to try and gather a group of ass kissers. So i could stream line the compliment fishing and constant stream of attention.

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Post by Obliverate on 12/08/12 at 01:31:12
THE TOYOTA CAMRY! DEPENDABLE BEST-SELLING THING OF ALL TIME!

STYLISH LOOKS, SUPER SPEED, TOYOTA!

ITS GOT THINGS GUYS LIKE LIKE A BODY AND WHEELS!

AND ITS GOT THINGS GIRLS LIKE LIKE ELECTRONICS AND TWITTER!

I DROVE THE CAMRY SE IT WAS SO SPORTY AND FAST!

ITS A TOYOTA!

IT FELT GROUNDED TO THE GROUND!

GROUNDED TO THE GROUND!

YES GROUNDED TO THE GROUND!

HAHA!

TOYOTA DECEMBER THANKSGIVING CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY 2012 END OF YEAR NEW YEARS SALESPACTACULAR!

IT ONLY HAPPENS ONCE A YEAR!

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Post by Magnum on 12/08/12 at 08:33:45
Thats the beauty of cars sales! No matter what time of year it is, there is ALWAYS A SALE GOING ON!!! Like......

The New Years Sale! HURRY IN!! BEST DEALS THE 1ST OF THE YEAR!!

The Presidents Day Sale! BEST DEALS OF THE YEAR!!

Spring Event!! DON'T MISS IT!!!

Summer of Savings!! BEST DEALS OF THE YEAR!!!

Fall-ing Into Debt Event! YOU CAN'T AFFORDS DIS DOWN PAYMET!!

Thanksgiving Sale Event!! BUY A FUCKING CAR YOU TURKEY!!

GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS SALE EVENT!!! OPEN UP A REDICULOUS CAR PAYMENT FOR CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKER!! WE NEED TO BOOST SALES FOR END OF YEAR!!!

/rant

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Post by Hellbent on 12/23/12 at 07:22:31
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/04/30/stephen-king-tax-me-for-f-s-sake.html

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Post by Obliverate on 12/25/12 at 04:59:18
'New' Christmas movies. New Christmas music falls under this same category but whatever I'm lazy and it's three in the morning.

There's two kinds of Christmas movies: animated and live-action.

Animated movies would be actual cartoons, such as Charlie Brown, or stop-motion such as Rudolph, Nightmare Before Christmas (is that Christmas? I don't know but whatever) etc. The problem is, these are classics. The new ones try to 'capture the magic' of these old yuletide flicks but do so with some shitty, stupid character that we are supposed to know (Ricky the Christmas Squirrel! With friends Jeffy the Handicapped Reindeer and Pablo the Token Hispanic Bird) and some boring CG work because cartoons are too hard to make today. Don't get me wrong, I love Dreamworks and Pixar, but not ABC Family CG or CBS 3D.

And the live-action movies are just as bad. They don't even try. Instead of classics such as A Christmas Story and Christmas Vacation, we get Melinda the Pretty-Attractive White Blonde 28-Year-Old Accountant Who Needs a Man on the Hallmark Channel. I ain't gonna watch how Melinda reels in the big catch so don't try to pretty-it-up by labeling it a "New Classic" or "Original Movie!". I don't fucking care that the movie hasn't even aired and it's somehow a classic, I just want to watch a cat explode under furniture or some kid blow his glasses off with a small rifle. Don't try to sneak-in some family-friendly message about how girls need to find the guy that is good with kids so they can fuck him or something like that.

Of course if all else fails you can always just go off the deep end and watch Air Bud 8: Air Buddies: Snow Buddies: Santa Paws 12. Starring Whoopie Goldberg as Brandy Barksalot, the wise-cracking black lab..

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Post by Magnum on 12/25/12 at 09:01:55
I would love to see the new classic "Gangsta Land Christmas"

2 rival gangs meet up Christmas morning to gift each other head shots.

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Post by XIZOR on 12/25/12 at 09:20:21
I think this whole trying to make some modern classic Christmas movie thing hit an all time low when they made A Christmas Story 2.....yeah, that happened.

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Post by Hellbent on 12/25/12 at 19:20:22
The only christmas stories i like are cartoon specials that make a point of showing how the holiday season is bullshit.

Greed matters always and you shouldn't only see your family once a year because of Jesus's birthday. If your morality is dependent on the time of year it is then you are a shitty person.

It's a wonderful life is pretty funny because there is a huge dark point to the story that is completely ignored.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 12/26/12 at 23:41:52
There's always the people who go overboard with the social network posting, in either direction. You have the people who hate the holidays because their family and friends suck, and try to down everyone who is having a good time. And then you have the people posting every seven seconds about how much they love this person, and that person, and then someone else. Literally, the same person popping up in your feed ten times in a row because of how often they keep posting what is essentially the same crap.

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Post by Kilrgrn on 12/27/12 at 02:57:13
Agreed, that's why I hardly post anything.

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Post by Magnum on 12/27/12 at 07:52:15

Kilrgrn wrote on 12/27/12 at 02:57:13:
Agreed, that's why I hardly post anything.


Also agree. I also make sure whatever I post is worth discussing.

Or disgusting.

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Post by Hellbent on 12/27/12 at 14:02:25
I'm not friends or family with anybody interesting enough to read facebook. I only go there to whore videos to people who want me to be their friend.

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Post by BloodRed87 on 12/28/12 at 00:20:20
There's nothing else that's annoying the shit out me lately than social networking jargon. Most specifically Twitter and Tumblr.

With Twitter, there's the dipshit's who post what crummy food their having for dinner and stupid ass worldwide trending topics. Also, there's Tumblr where people post whiny, long-winded moody rants about themselves that make me want to flip my keyboard into my monitor.  

The only use I have for the two are posting female nudity and the darkest, bloodiest, gory-ist images and GIFs on Tumblr and linking the posts to Twitter. Which is why the internet was invented in the first god-damn place.

Oh, and I do have a Facebook account. But 99% of the time, I forget I even have one. Which is good because FB is trash.

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Post by joe twisted on 12/28/12 at 01:32:46
I hate the # before everything when you're not on twitter ... holy shit that kills me.  I'm not on twitter so there's no reason I should ever see it, but fuck I see it all the time.

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Post by Obliverate on 12/28/12 at 02:15:50
#umad

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Post by Kilrgrn on 12/28/12 at 02:27:24

BloodRed87 wrote on 12/28/12 at 00:20:20:
Also, there's Tumblr where people post whiny, long-winded moody rants about themselves that make me want to flip my keyboard into my monitor.  


Don't like it? Don't look at it. Tumblr is for people's blogs normally people blog about their lives. That's like walking into a political debate and being mad that people are sharing their opinions on politics.

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Post by Magnum on 12/28/12 at 06:34:57
How sites that are free of charge are getting worse with ads and commercials.

I go to the weather channel today and get slapped with 2 commercial ads. It's been getting worse the last couple months. Never used to be that way. Some others too. Jeez.

I hate commercials.

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Post by lemmywinks on 12/28/12 at 07:16:21
Know what I hate?  Pants.

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Post by Obliverate on 12/28/12 at 13:34:52

Magnum wrote on 12/28/12 at 06:34:57:
How sites that are free of charge are getting worse with ads and commercials.

I go to the weather channel today and get slapped with 2 commercial ads. It's been getting worse the last couple months. Never used to be that way. Some others too. Jeez.

I hate commercials.

http://adblockplus.org/en/

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Post by Magnum on 12/29/12 at 10:03:41
Thanks man. I gave it a look, and just might get that.

If my comp blows up, I'm comming to Oregon.....

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Post by Hellbent on 01/14/13 at 16:08:49
When people are walking their dogs and their dogs start barking and growling at me i always have an urge to run up and kick the dog as hard as i can.

Once i snap and actually go through with it i'll scream "I'M AN AMERICAN STAY OUT OF MY PERSONAL AREA!".

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Post by RoketPowered on 01/15/13 at 13:12:23
my wife being a worry wart ever since we had our son. Want her to relax and take a few chill pills.

people not knowing how to drive in the snow. Hell I've only lived in it for two years and figured it out. People are such in a hurry.


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Post by Mr.SLaM on 01/17/13 at 14:53:13
This random influx of spam is annoying.

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Post by XIZOR on 01/17/13 at 15:21:45
I was talking to Magnum about that the other night. I'm not sure what happened over the last few months but the spam bots are out of control on the website.

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Post by Hellbent on 01/18/13 at 05:59:09
When people use the term "white as a ghost". That offends me as a Caucasian American. White is a hurtful term used by people who want to stifle my individuality and stereotype me as a "whitey".

We aren't even really white. We are more of a light salmon color for the most part. Unless we decide to get tans then we aren't colored white at all. Our people have had it hard enough without ignorant morons disrespecting our culture and trying to separate us from the rest of the country.

Also where do women get off flying airplanes? That is a man job. People don't want a woman flying a plane because she'll crash it into a building when she gets her period and starts crying about her weight.

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Post by Obliverate on 01/24/13 at 21:18:33
Potheads that worship Bob Marley, and everything they own is Jamaican colors.

All they own is longboards and reggae beanies.

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Post by Hellbent on 01/28/13 at 06:48:30
Internet girls. Specifically the ones that do games, videos, and art.

There are 2 kinds that are equally misogynistic. The ones that talk about games as an easy hook for numerous guy friends. Then you have the artistic crazy ones who hate themselves but want to be universally loved.

The gaming girls all have the exact same voice and attitude. "Hey i play Halo and i like internet comedy. i'm not as good or funny as the guys but like a white tiger with down syndrome i'm still technically unique. I'm care free and tough just like the rest of you guys. I'm also random! WAFFLE BUS! Le MEOW ROTFL  :D -_-. Also i like dicks in my tits oops did i say that out loud? I'm such a good time girl. But the instant something bothers me i'll remind you how much of a woman i am by unleashing all my pent up bitch energy from dealing with you disobedient nerds and pretending my vagina cramps don't make me want to strangle the shit out of all of you.".

Then you have the artistic whore type. Generally misogynistic because women won't praise her for amateur bullshit. The internet art slut resorts to sharing art with male viewers on places like Deviant Art. More specifically finding a group of males who tolerate her personality then drawing a bunch of pornography for them. "Hey guys i'm the new girl. I like to draw animes. I think furrys are fucking gay though. Wait you are a furry? Well i'll draw you some furry porn if you want me to. I usually charge people for my art but i like drawing your furry characters. Now that i've hooked you into internet hell check out my fan fiction based on me and my personal life. There will be a quiz once you tell me you've finished reading the first 30 chapters and i will overreact if you say anything i don't appreciate because i'm clearly fucking insane. I crave male approval but i scare off every dick within a 10 mile radius because i'm honestly a crazy self hating self entitled bitch. It's not my fault i'm a woman and everything is harder for me. I think i'm pregnant hellbent you did this to me you should pay for half of the abortion blah blah blah".

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Post by Ohmygod on 01/28/13 at 09:57:03

Hellbent wrote on 01/28/13 at 06:48:30:
Internet girls. Specifically the ones that do games, videos, and art.

There are 2 kinds that are equally misogynistic. The ones that talk about games as an easy hook for numerous guy friends. Then you have the artistic crazy ones who hate themselves but want to be universally loved.

The gaming girls all have the exact same voice and attitude. "Hey i play Halo and i like internet comedy. i'm not as good or funny as the guys but like a white tiger with down syndrome i'm still technically unique. I'm care free and tough just like the rest of you guys. I'm also random! WAFFLE BUS! Le MEOW ROTFL  :D -_-. Also i like dicks in my tits oops did i say that out loud? I'm such a good time girl. But the instant something bothers me i'll remind you how much of a woman i am by unleashing all my pent up bitch energy from dealing with you disobedient nerds and pretending my vagina cramps don't make me want to strangle the shit out of all of you.".

Then you have the artistic whore type. Generally misogynistic because women won't praise her for amateur bullshit. The internet art slut resorts to sharing art with male viewers on places like Deviant Art. More specifically finding a group of males who tolerate her personality then drawing a bunch of pornography for them. "Hey guys i'm the new girl. I like to draw animes. I think furrys are fucking gay though. Wait you are a furry? Well i'll draw you some furry porn if you want me to. I usually charge people for my art but i like drawing your furry characters. Now that i've hooked you into internet hell check out my fan fiction based on me and my personal life. There will be a quiz once you tell me you've finished reading the first 30 chapters and i will overreact if you say anything i don't appreciate because i'm clearly fucking insane. I crave male approval but i scare off every dick within a 10 mile radius because i'm honestly a crazy self hating self entitled bitch. It's not my fault i'm a woman and everything is harder for me. I think i'm pregnant hellbent you did this to me you should pay for half of the abortion blah blah blah".



The whole reason I gave up on internet dating. Not to mention being fooled by the MySpace shot. I met up with this one girl that had a thin pretty face and thought there's no way she could be overweight, just no way. As I drove up to her house I saw a fat person standing on the porch. Yup that was her. I also had several blind dates that all turned out to fat. Except one. She was an attractive red head in fact, but she was so damn nervous she was about to cry. The place we met up in was extremely crowded and packed. I said we could go for a walk or something we didn't have to stay there, but she said she had to get up and leave and "couldnt do this right now" don't think it had anything to do with me. She clearly had personal issues.

Back to your point though. I met this one petite asian on okcupid that was a big time pc gamer. We exchanged messages and related to each on a lot of things. So weeks turn to months and I wanted to meet. Every time she made an excuse. We were only 2 hours apart. Distant but well within range. I began suspecting something wasn't right. Through conversation she slipped up and said she was talking to 5-6 guys at a time, because I told her of another girl that gets 300 messages a day and she felt a need to say she gets more. I was like "wait, your talking to 5 other guys?"

I was just another puppet in her scheme of things being strung along. Probably to feed her attention needs. The girls on that site are fucking insane and psychology fucked. As with all internet dating sites. There are people that get lucky and find a good person. Rarely. But I didn't. It was all just a waste of time.

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Post by XIZOR on 01/28/13 at 10:32:32
I've given up on women. There is something wrong with all of them. At least the types I'm generally attracted to. Any chick that is "cool" is either taken, fat, or they have some kind of issue(s) that you have to put up with in order to be with them. I've put up with enough random bullshit from women over the years and I don't have the time or energy anymore. Its best to just keep one around that will fuck you from time to time and then do your own thing the rest of the time.

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Post by Ohmygod on 01/28/13 at 11:09:24
Some fat chicks are actually cool to be around because they're generally happy and accepted who they are. Then there's the angry fat chicks that are mad at everyone and everything for them being fat. When they should really be mad at their own parents because its usually the parents fault when someone turns out to be overweight.

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Post by Hellbent on 01/28/13 at 16:31:32
The best way to figure out of a woman is worth a crap is to see how long she'll tolerate you ignoring her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqpKpF5MNg8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aVvETNngco

Also women suck at entertainment. But at least there are less of them trying i suppose.

The message i get from most women is that every attempt i've made to see them as equals is wrong. They are either on the same level as the dirt under my feet. Or so far above my level that they think i'm going to worship them for having a fucking job and behaving independently.

I think a good portion of women don't want things to be equal because they are either lazy or they wouldn't know what to do if they had to do everything for themselves. The women who do want things to be equal are made to look like bitches by the majority of women who are just tagging along vent out their bitch glands and reap any rewards the real women in the world work for.

Don't get me wrong Men are about 100X worse when it comes actual damage and both genders have an equal level of natural stupidity. But anyone who thinks men are more manipulative then women is being manipulated by a woman.

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Post by Tazz94 on 01/28/13 at 20:33:43
Soccermoms. That is all

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Post by Hellbent on 01/28/13 at 21:02:37
Modernized versions of classic FPS games piss me off.

Duke Nukem Forever was ruined by rushed development and compromising PC gameplay mechanics for more simple Console style designs.

Turok was ruined by abandoning the original story and art style. Even though the PS2 version was pretty mediocre it at least tried to be an honest sequel. Both the PS2 and X-box 360 versions biggest sins were trying to bring an older game to a new crowd by copying other new games.

Even Doom 3 is guilty of abandoning the large openly designed levels that Doom 2 had where the player could take several paths and uncover multiple secrets. They had the excuse of needing smaller levels for 2004 era computers to be able to process the shadows. But even in the expansion there is no real attempt to make a non linear path to solving an objective. A mormon and a douchebag did a better job of designing levels then whoever did Doom 3.

I hope for Doom 4 they really exploit that Rage engine and bring back the huge levels that aren't essentially one big hallway. Cause so far the only real modern sequels for classic FPS games have been Quake 4 and Half Life 2. Everything else has been just a re imagining of the old games. Not real sequels.

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Post by Magnum on 01/29/13 at 06:25:18
It was better back before the internet to find a crazy bitch, and watch her morph into what she was, than to keep your distance safely by internet. Alot more personal. Esspecially when they flip out on you right in front of your face.

LOL! Wow....that's bad.

Fuck love. Get laid.

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Post by Spagett on 01/29/13 at 10:50:44
Anything My Little Pony related. Shit is fucking annoying.

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Post by Kilrgrn on 01/29/13 at 10:54:01

Spag wrote on 01/29/13 at 10:50:44:
Anything My Little Pony related. Shit is fucking annoying.



And Homestuck. Fuck them both royally.

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Post by Hellbent on 01/29/13 at 13:02:54
The adult fanbase for that new My Little Pony cartoon is pretty disgusting.

Essentially all the fur fags, sonic the hedgehog lovers, and everyone on the internet with a dream of animals who can consent to sex. They all saw this cartoon and hooked right into it. Why?

To start with these people never existed in any serious manner until around the mid 90's. The era of super political correctness and every cartoon containing anthropomorphic animals. Many of them wearing no clothing or having human features such as breasts and facial expression. Lots of things animals don't have.

So you have people being aroused by animals living in the day where everyone is unique and no matter how weird you are someone will hold your hand through it all and convince you you're okay.

I think partially it's due to the art style. If you don't make the characters adorable in a modern sense the show will fail because the characters aren't fun to look at. Sexualizing the characters is also a factor that goes into that. Mainly because it makes a show a bit more grounded in our reality, but it also has the side effect of making the characters literally arousing to loners who don't get much exposure to real porn or the opposite sex.

Another part of the art that is actually kind of interesting is that they just slapped Anime eyes on sleek 2000 style ponys. Which makes them attractive to anime porn enthusists. But anime is also the style most furry porn is drawn in. So people who beat off to that kind of thing are going to be instantly attracted to a little girls cartoon about animals done in the same style.

Another wierd factor is that many of the voice actresses for these cartoons worked on many of the cartoons these guys grew up masturbating to the voices of these actors. So that is clearly a thing that i don't want to ever think about again.

I feel really bad for any little girls that go to a My Little Pony convention and realizes it's nothing but sad nerds.

If Carebares had anime eyes and weren't fat nerds would want to fuck them a whole lot more.

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Post by DooM_Mt9 on 01/29/13 at 14:23:57
One of the things that I find very very very annoying when it comes to fanmade...
ProtoCreed.
These damn fangirls and what they do.

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Post by Obliverate on 01/29/13 at 14:33:13

Quote:
The show has a bunch of good qualities, such as animation (1, 2, 3, 4) and art style, voice acting, interesting characters, music (1, 2) and more. The show, created by Lauren Faust, who was behind Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends and Powerpuff Girls, had a goal of differentiating the meaning of "girly" and "lame".
The creators of the show have very good ties with the brony community. We have created a bunch of memes, and some were even endorsed by them (1, 2). The relationship between the crew and the community is so crucial, yet the creators of MLP:FiM have nailed it so well.
Along with the great show, friendly community, and a strong relationship with the creators of the show, artists and musicians in the brony community have designed art and composed music, often collaborating to donate to charity (1, 2). Bronies have donated countless amounts of money to charity while enjoying quality music that some people say is even better than the manestream music.
The show has nothing to do with the old days of My Little Pony. Most of us don't even like the old show, and the latest incarnation of the show blew all previous versions out of the water.



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Post by Hellbent on 01/29/13 at 19:13:09
Having an internet name isn't enough. I need a Yoshi, Sonic, and Pony based on myself to express my individuality. Because when i do it in real life i get thrown in prison or beat up. Also all the girls in my animes are 18 years old. It's not perverted to have  body pillows with the characters on them.

I guess in a way it's good that these things exist because it probably keeps a fair number of them from kidnapping children and fucking animals. I know my hobbies aren't that much more productive but at least  i'm not a grown adult trying to humanize animals and put my self into one.

in fact fuck it. That would be okay as long as the basis of it wasn't Sonic the Hedgehog or My Little Pony. Bringing the children themed shows into your masturbation habits is what makes it fucked up. I could almost ignore it if it were a prolific anime for adults with animals that have boobies.

It really sucks if you like animation because a few of those disney and anime characters come from a creative place. Or you'll run across a cool cartoon and see the creator has made a pony avatar for himself and you hate your self for liking what he makes.

If i could just wipe pewdiepie and pony bullshit from youtube i could enjoy clicking related links blindly again. I'm sick of hearing little bitches scream and furry bullshit.

I didn't spend all these years being intolerant for people on the internet for them to be comfortable with this embarrassing shit.

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Post by Kilrgrn on 01/29/13 at 21:25:03

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Post by Hellbent on 01/29/13 at 21:30:17

Kilrgrn wrote on 01/29/13 at 21:25:03:


I don't miss the 90's. This is the result of all that huggy feel good PC save the world humans are worthless bullshit.

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Post by Obliverate on 01/29/13 at 22:05:02

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Post by Magnum on 01/30/13 at 06:19:09
Fucking
Sick
Shit
YAY

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Post by Hellbent on 01/30/13 at 06:42:17




Die in a car fire.

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Post by Spagett on 01/30/13 at 11:59:10
It doesn't help that YouTube displays avatars on the comments section now. There's a fairly good chance I'm gonna see a damn pony one no matter what shit I'm looking at. It's funny seeing them argue though, especially because I've seen them call others faggots.   :-?

Plus, the memes. "POST PONIES" or anything to do with "HURRH PONIES ARE LOOKING AT YOUR PORN" I gotta a better one, go kill yourself. I can barely tolerate most memes as it is. Especially not shit like that. But some are spot on, like I get it but it doesn't make me laugh. A moderate chuckle!


I laugh too much at times though, but I really need something like this to do so.

http://youtu.be/eHyMK0ADw_8?t=10m33s

^ Yes really, please click that you will not regret it. That's exactly how I sounded when my PS3 died.

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Post by XIZOR on 01/30/13 at 16:11:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp32TigGfZk


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Post by Hellbent on 01/30/13 at 16:15:16

XIZOR wrote on 01/30/13 at 16:11:28:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp32TigGfZk


Normally i find dichotomy funny but considering the My Little Pony fan base is a bunch of pedophiles i just see 2 evil things.

Also i didn't actually watch the video because if i click that 90% of my related videos are going to be pony based. I clicked one Pewdiepie video and i had to block the motherfucker just to get him off my related videos lists.

It's really true about stupid people ruling the world. The Pony thing is mostly just a vocal minority. But considering that look at how proliferated all that Pony shit is. That is probably the most disturbing part of it all. Imagine how things would be if something like that were as popular as South Park or Pokemon?

I think people are just afraid that they can't make friends unless they reach for low hanging fruit. It would be sad if it weren't for the bigoted retarded pedophile angle.

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Post by XIZOR on 01/30/13 at 19:56:59
There are four kinds of people who like My Little Pony: those who watch it because they actually just like the show like Gabe Newell, the furry fags who fantasize about having sex with animals that talk, then the pedophiles, and then those who just watch it or pretend to to be ironic and annoying by expressing their love for it online.

I find this whole My Little Pony craze to be hilarious in a way. I have no shame in admitting that when I was four years old I was briefly into the old school My Little Pony and even had a few of the toys (a story my mom loves to tell new girlfriends to try and embarrass me). Apparently I was just 25 years ahead of the curve. That's right, I'm the original Brony.

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Post by Obliverate on 01/30/13 at 20:23:51
You the OG nigga.

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Post by Hellbent on 01/30/13 at 20:28:55
Isn't it creepy when you see nerds online who obsess over the 13 year old girl in an anime harem?

You always hear the excuse "She's written as 18 in America." and all that crap. I could almost buy that because they are giving 14 year old girls D cup breasts and dressing them in string bikinis.

It's not a culture thing either. Any country that allows 13 year old kids to consent to sex has some kind of financial infrastructure and people in power that don't want to give up exploiting kids.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 01/30/13 at 20:34:38
A friend of mine was going on a few weeks ago about how her boyfriend got so obnoxiously into this My Little Pony shit that she had to dump his ass. They were together for quite a while, too, which makes it pretty sad. He didn't even care, because he still had his Bronies... Seriously, what in the fuck is wrong with you when you don't even care that this hot broad sent your ass packin' because of your obsession with a little girl's cartoon? And I saw the guy.. Typical 30-year old guy, weighs 100lbs. soaking wet, kind of reminds me of one of those early 90s Trekkie shut-ins. I could do nothing but shake my head at the conversation.

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Post by Hellbent on 01/30/13 at 20:44:26
I think a lot of the Brony thing stems from people who have troubles making friends and having long term relationships.

The way they operate is that everyone is accepted and all that crap. But you are being accepted into a group of shut ins, assholes, perverts, and man children. So it's essentially one big runoff for people who can't form real friendships.

I kind of get it. If i was insufferable and had to dance hoops for everyone to like me. I would consider taking the easy way out and associating my self with the fans of the little girls show slightly angled for parents to get a few laughs from. But i'd rather be alone then surrounded by bottom feeding assholes.

I can't even understand liking the show for the animation and story. I've watched some episodes and it's basically a step down from Spongebob. Which i also never really liked. I always assumed people liked it because they wanted something easy to watch.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 01/30/13 at 21:29:57
Yeah, but this guy had himself a girlfriend. He already got passed that awkward hurdle, so why fuck it up? It's like he chose the easy way when he was already ahead of the game. That's the part that really confuses me.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 01/30/13 at 21:37:18
Lots of people prefer the easy way over the best way. Especially lazy man children.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Tazz94 on 01/31/13 at 08:26:40

XIZOR wrote on 01/30/13 at 19:56:59:
There are four kinds of people who like My Little Pony: those who watch it because they actually just like the show like Gabe Newell, the furry fags who fantasize about having sex with animals that talk, then the pedophiles, and then those who just watch it or pretend to to be ironic and annoying by expressing their love for it online.

I find this whole My Little Pony craze to be hilarious in a way. I have no shame in admitting that when I was four years old I was briefly into the old school My Little Pony and even had a few of the toys (a story my mom loves to tell new girlfriends to try and embarrass me). Apparently I was just 25 years ahead of the curve. That's right, I'm the original Brony.

Wow Xiz, I appluad you for what you said. That must've taken a lot of guts to admit here. While we're on this topic, I have a confession to make myself: I actually like some of the Bronies. The ones I'm talking about are the normal ones, the ones that enjoy watching the show, making the music, ytps, fanart, etc. Why? Because, in my opinion, the bronies are just being/expressing themselves like how we express ourselves everyday. Heck, I have friends that are bronies, and I respect them for being themselves. I've watched a few episodes from time to time, and to me, it's okay, but it's something that I don't want to get hooked on. As for the other people Xizor mentioned above, I do my best to ignore them. If you were to ask me if I am/ was a brony, I'd say "Yes, but not for the MLP cartoon. I enjoy Disney XD's 'Motorcity', where the fanbase there is called 'Motorcitizens'". If you guys get the chance, you should give Motorcity a try. It's awesome! Welp, that's my opinion on where I stand. What's your opinion?

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 01/31/13 at 15:04:20

Tazz94 wrote on 01/31/13 at 08:26:40:
Wow Xiz, I appluad you for what you said. That must've taken a lot of guts to admit here. While we're on this topic, I have a confession to make myself: I actually like some of the Bronies. The ones I'm talking about are the normal ones, the ones that enjoy watching the show, making the music, ytps, fanart, etc. Why? Because, in my opinion, the bronies are just being/expressing themselves like how we express ourselves everyday. Heck, I have friends that are bronies, and I respect them for being themselves. I've watched a few episodes from time to time, and to me, it's okay, but it's something that I don't want to get hooked on. As for the other people Xizor mentioned above, I do my best to ignore them. If you were to ask me if I am/ was a brony, I'd say "Yes, but not for the MLP cartoon. I enjoy Disney XD's 'Motorcity', where the fanbase there is called 'Motorcitizens'". If you guys get the chance, you should give Motrocity a try. It's awesome! Welp, that's my opinion on where I stand. What's your opinion?


I've seen every episode of Motorcity. It's a good show. The art style is unique and the animation is great. There is lots of legitimate frame by frame and 3D animation. It takes much better advantage of technology and animation then My Little Pony. In addition to that the character design is good and the story is pretty rich considering it's main audience are preteens and animation nerds.

In My Little Pony each horse is pretty much a color/hair swap of the main one. The art is chalk full of what i call cheats. It's where you use things like rotation and placement in order to recycle animations. In the old days it was done by hand for lipsync reasons. Today entire characters are rendered using that technique. Meaning that most of the time no one is drawing anything. It's just a composition of animated parts with some frame by frame tossed in.

That would be fine for an internet cartoon or something but they clearly have money. So the animation simply strikes me as lazy and cheap. Hell i can deal with bad animation i like Bobs Burgers, Dr.Katz, and Home Movies. But when it's lazy animation for no reason other then to be cheap it pisses me off. It's like Scooby Doo. You can watch one episode and put it away because there is little variation in the animation or story.

I never liked Lauran Faust's art style. I mean i know it's not literally her art style because other people are responsible for design and art for shows like Powerpuff Girls. But i couldn't watch more then 3 minute of Fosters Imaginary Home because the art was so shitty i felt bad for supporting the show based purely on the way it was drawn. It's sad when an artist takes something like imaginary monsters as characters and turns them as bland as humanly possible.

Speaking of story and characters. I'll concede that My Little Pony has some good voice acting, Mainly because they hired professional voice actors. So that part isn't fucked up. But after watching an episode i came to the conclusion that every Pony in the show is the exact same character just with a different trait added on.

It's pretty much Anime Care Bears with horses for people who don't really care about things like animation quality or character development in their entertainment.

I think it fails because there are several shows that are not only more adorable but superior to My Little Pony in every area. But that is why My Little Pony is successful. Not because it's the best cartoon. But because it's the most accessible.

My Little Pony is beef jerky where Motorcity is filet mignon. At least as far as childrens shows go.

I hope the future of kids TV for perverts is Regular Show, not My Little Pony.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by The Dizaster Child on 01/31/13 at 20:33:10
Bob's Burgers is pretty hilarious. My gf's dad got me watching it, just too bad there aren't that many episodes.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Skywalker on 02/01/13 at 08:26:16
I have no idea wtf a bronie or my little pony is. I'm afraid to find out though

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Obliverate on 02/01/13 at 09:48:05

Skywalker wrote on 02/01/13 at 08:26:16:
I have no idea wtf a bronie or my little pony is. I'm afraid to find out though


Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 02/01/13 at 09:50:43
Why is all that garbage riding a huge orange cock & balls on his weather tarp/tshirt?

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Skywalker on 02/01/13 at 14:10:46
LOL

So they're like beanie babies. I thought that was all girly stuff.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 02/01/13 at 14:23:37
I guess they are manly if you are into creepy grandpas.


Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 02/04/13 at 15:42:40
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUj80JdwBXA

Everyone i like is awful. I'm embarrassed to have ever liked anyone.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by XIZOR on 02/04/13 at 15:47:29
I saw that a few weeks ago. I think I made it about halfway before turning it off. I was curious to see how much time and effort Sonic fans would put into something like that. I don't get you Sonic fans...I really don't.

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Post by Tazz94 on 02/04/13 at 19:40:35

XIZOR wrote on 02/04/13 at 15:47:29:
I saw that a few weeks ago. I think I made it about halfway before turning it off. I was curious to see how much time and effort Sonic fans would put into something like that. I don't get you Sonic fans...I really don't.

I'm a Sonic fan, and sometimes even I don't get them. I actually sort of liked the movie, but I wish that they could've cast either Ryan Drummond (Sonic Adventure-Sonic Heroes), Jason Griffith (Sonic X-Sonic Unleashed), or Sonic's current voice actor Roger Craig Smith for the voice of the blue blur instead of Jaleel White.

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Post by Obliverate on 02/04/13 at 20:27:04
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U0apQttNw0

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Tazz94 on 02/05/13 at 19:12:56
Oh these Sonic fans? I do my best to ignore them.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 02/05/13 at 22:15:01
I like Sonic. But the cartoons and fans ruined any coolness that was created from Sonic 1, 2, 3, S&K, and CD. Right when they gave Sonic characters voices, friends, and focused too hard on making logic out of the story it all went to shit.

Sonic Adventure was overrated. I think the only good Sonic game since the old ones was Sonic Rush and even then it was way too easy to complete and it was chalk full of annoying voice acting.

I like the Sonic cartoon animated by DIC. It's stupid but at least it was focused on entertainment over trying to establish some kind of universe like Sonic really needs to be that complicated. Any friends Sonic made only came back once in awhile and didn't take over the fucking show. The only ones who took over the show were the Villians and that is what made it fun to watch.

I think they don't touch that show because Sonic warns people about molestation and that detorques their baby fur rape fetish.

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Post by Hellbent on 02/07/13 at 10:08:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xn0C8TQFOU

I'm really tempted to just swear out this little kid for no good reason.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 02/11/13 at 03:13:26
Tomatoes. I don't mind ketchup or some stuff made using them. But the last time i tried to eat a slice of tomato i literally vomited. The texture is just fucking disgusting like a huge hunk of fat and cartilage soaked in it's own water

Normal toilet paper. The thought of getting off the toilet with shit ass drives me crazy. Normal toilet paper tears and it never gets everything. I've been using baby wipes since i was a fucking baby and i don't care what anyone thinks. At least i don't have skid marks and shit ass.

Twizzlers. They look like delicious strawberry treats but taste like flavored wax. I remember the first time i tried them as a kid. It's when i discovered that colors are bullshit in candy land. They could at least fill them with strawberry syrup or fucking something. I guess it's a good candy if you have an oral fixation and need something to suck on. It's fun to watch chicks eat them so it's not as bad as tomatoes.

Handrails. It seems like a good thing until you think about everyone smearing their hands across them. Plus for some reason people stick gum under them even though there are typically trash cans where there are stairwells. If i get so old i have to use the handrail i'm just getting a fucking cane.

People getting butt hurt over the death of a loved one, or cancer, or other sad stuff. I can understand being sad and possibly needing like 2 weeks or a month of just dealing with the change. But some people get 3 months or 10 years into it and can't let it go. They have more remorse then normal people who deal with far more shit.

It's almost as if it's not the tragedy that is making them act that way. It's just that they needed an excuse to be hyper sensitive to other people. So once that one huge bad event happens to them which occurs multiple times to every person living a normal life. They use it as a platform for them to be superior to you. Whatever stick up their ass takes precedence over your own freedom because things were really unfair to them once in life.

Fuck those people. They deserve to feel bad. People who seek pity don't even bother me, those people are just sad and are just asking for help. But the people who use that kind of thing as leverage over others or like it makes whatever they say more valid then anyone else are full of shit. They are just another form of those weak yet power hungry fuckers that once you give them any kind of leverage they fucking live for it because it's the closest thing to being in charge or important that they get. Trying to help them is a mistake. Ridicule and insult these people.

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Post by Magnum on 02/11/13 at 06:24:56
Someone else who admits to using baby wipes........scary.

Great for those acid shits after eating a fuckload of chilli.

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Post by Infernal on 02/15/13 at 02:06:03
Youtube's video recommendation system. By just watching one video on Youtube (whether it was done by mistake or intentionally), I am bombarded with all of these videos on the right hand side of the page of the video I am watching and occasionally on the home page.

For instance, I saw some clip with Alex Jones in it and wherever I go on Youtube, it always shows his channel and cannot seem to escape from it. I watched some Sonic RP and same thing happened. Why Youtube thought that this was a remotely good idea, I don't know.

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Post by Hellbent on 02/15/13 at 03:49:40
http://i46.tinypic.com/16gdehd.jpg

I'm angry the artists sign these drawings. I want to steal them and put them in my portfolio.







This is way worse though. I want to kill my self for living in a world where this crap exists.








I feel bad for gay people because these freaks are going to compare people picking on them to gay bashing.






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Post by XIZOR on 02/15/13 at 06:14:32

Infernal wrote on 02/15/13 at 02:06:03:
Youtube's video recommendation system. By just watching one video on Youtube (whether it was done by mistake or intentionally), I am bombarded with all of these videos on the right hand side of the page of the video I am watching and occasionally on the home page.

For instance, I saw some clip with Alex Jones in it and wherever I go on Youtube, it always shows his channel and cannot seem to escape from it. I watched some Sonic RP and same thing happened. Why Youtube thought that this was a remotely good idea, I don't know.


That gets on my nerves with everything on the internet now. Amazon and eBay are the same thing. Amazon is the most annoying to me because everything you search for or buy on those sites from there on in they send you emails telling you about anything even remotely related.

I was shopping around for a new monitor a few weeks ago so I was doing a lot of pricing on Amazon and now I just get emails every other day about some kind of monitor on sale even though I've already bought one. Same thing with movies. I bought one movie off Amazon like 6 months ago, ONE!, and they are always sending me emails telling me about new movies coming out and shit. I know these emails are directly related to my searches and purchases because I didn't get them before.

I understand this is just smart business and they are trying to make me aware of products I would be interested in but I don't buy tons of shit all the time, especially online, so I would just prefer Amazon to leave me the fuck alone and when I want something I'll buy it.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 02/15/13 at 06:20:22
I've always had multiple email accounts. One for each major vendor. So that way i don't miss important emails and their shit spam doesn't touch my actual email.

It also helps to block the fuck out of cookies. If you are just browsing regularly with an anti virus running then you are probably still getting hundreds of tracking cookies placed on your computer.

For youtube videos one thing i found that works is to intentionally click the shit you don't want to see and give it thumbs down. It won't hurt the videos popularity but eventually Youtube gets the point. Another great thing to do is block the creators of videos that keep appearing.

I had to block a user to keep that pony video where they took the voice actor from Lollipop Chainsaw and put it over a pony from showing up. God forbid i like anything else the voice actresses in my little pony have ever had a fucking part in.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Magnum on 02/15/13 at 08:20:14
so I would just prefer Amazon to leave me the fuck alone and when I want something I'll buy it.

That seems to be the way of the internet now. There really doesn't seem to be a way of escaping it either. I thought it was just isolated to certian sites but my God, it's really gotten worse.

I mean, I check a porn site and my Gawd.....I get the choice of 15 different whore gagging videos. Thier cookies are strong....

And the damn commercials for pretty much any video you want to watch on websites anymore. Fuck your fucking commercials. It used to be you'd watch video's on websites to avoid commercials. Now they're everywhere.

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Post by Hellbent on 02/15/13 at 08:32:48

Magnum wrote on 02/15/13 at 08:20:14:
so I would just prefer Amazon to leave me the fuck alone and when I want something I'll buy it.

That seems to be the way of the internet now. There really doesn't seem to be a way of escaping it either. I thought it was just isolated to certian sites but my God, it's really gotten worse.

I mean, I check a porn site and my Gawd.....I get the choice of 15 different whore gagging videos. Thier cookies are strong....

And the damn commercials for pretty much any video you want to watch on websites anymore. Fuck your fucking commercials. It used to be you'd watch video's on websites to avoid commercials. Now they're everywhere.


ADBLOCK ADBLOCK ADBLOCK ADBLOCK MAGNUM LISTEN TO US

https://www.google.com/intl/en/chrome/browser/

http://adblockplus.org/en/chrome

Quick install. No reboot needed. No more video ads anywhere. There is hardly even an install for adblock you just add an extension to chrome and it works.

I think the good side to advertising on the internet is that people who make their own videos that get millions of hits can now get money for them. Instead of just having a popular thing. Plus most of them you can skip and if you take a few minutes to get a couple of programs you can bypass them entirely.

I kind of hope it stays and not many people use adblock because i'd kind of like to get a slice of that "play video games for youtube and get money for it" pie.

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Post by Spagett on 02/15/13 at 17:31:42
The retarded questions people ask on the official Walking Dead facebook page. Some of them completely eliminate the whole "there's no such thing as a dumb question" thing.



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Post by Tazz94 on 02/15/13 at 21:36:57
New members signing up to site only to post saying "visit my site", only to find out that it's business related and totally pointless. Seriously, I've seen at least 2 of these knuckleheads this past week, and we all know that it ain't gonna stop anytime soon. >:(

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Post by Road-Kill_3197 on 02/15/13 at 21:58:07
Those are spam web pages that release viruses into your computer. That's why everybody else just doesn't click them.

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Post by Obliverate on 02/15/13 at 22:46:05
I click on them. I have no viruses. You wanna go?


1v1 me faggot.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by The Dizaster Child on 02/16/13 at 01:24:04

XIZOR wrote on 02/15/13 at 06:14:32:
That gets on my nerves with everything on the internet now. Amazon and eBay are the same thing. Amazon is the most annoying to me because everything you search for or buy on those sites from there on in they send you emails telling you about anything even remotely related.

I was shopping around for a new monitor a few weeks ago so I was doing a lot of pricing on Amazon and now I just get emails every other day about some kind of monitor on sale even though I've already bought one. Same thing with movies. I bought one movie off Amazon like 6 months ago, ONE!, and they are always sending me emails telling me about new movies coming out and shit. I know these emails are directly related to my searches and purchases because I didn't get them before.

I understand this is just smart business and they are trying to make me aware of products I would be interested in but I don't buy tons of shit all the time, especially online, so I would just prefer Amazon to leave me the fuck alone and when I want something I'll buy it.


Hellbent makes a good point. I have one email account that's linked to my phone, and it's only for important shit, like PayPal or eBay, so I know if something is coming or going out of it. The rest of the shit like websites that require an email address get sent to my AOL, which is pretty much a spam cesspool.

Jesus Christ Tazz, you're clicking this spam links on here?

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Post by Hellbent on 02/16/13 at 02:25:20

The Dizaster Child wrote on 02/16/13 at 01:24:04:
Hellbent makes a good point. I have one email account that's linked to my phone, and it's only for important shit, like PayPal or eBay, so I know if something is coming or going out of it. The rest of the shit like websites that require an email address get sent to my AOL, which is pretty much a spam cesspool.

Jesus Christ Tazz, you're clicking this spam links on here?



They probably keep coming because of him and the 6 or 7 other people that can't immediately tell it's spam and are dumb enough to click the links.

These spammers are bots being controlled by a botnet. These bots are being controlled by peoples computers that are infected with botnet malware. These days lots of users have no idea they even have it because the botnets can operate off the GPU of your graphics card. So it doesn't slow down your computer as much and makes it far less likely for the unwitting user to ever even attempt to clean their computer up. Which is now one of many slaves in a botnet controlled by a single person. Used to not only spam websites but infect other computers. But also to participate in denial of service attacks (like the one that took PSN down) and many other harmful activities which directly profit the botnet owner up to tens of thousands of dollars a month.

Some of them are bots just trying to place keywords for search engines to sniff up. There is a lot of money to be made in doing that. The idea is to get a company to pay you to use your botnet in order to spam their product name or website over as many places as possible. That way it boosts your company or products place on search engine results. The viruses they add cause your computer to also be part of the botnet.

So basically the viruses on Tazz's computer are probably the ones creating new accounts on TMA. As well as other websites. In many circumstances people who have computers that are acting as botnets drag these things around like fleas. The botnet uses people like him to find active message boards then uses their own computers to spam everywhere they go to that their botnet can crack into.






Since i spend the most time here. If i had some kind of ability to delete posts. I could manage the bot problem pretty easily. They tend to attack when most Americans are sleeping. But i'm on a totally different schedule so i can nuke them before you guys even wake up in the morning.

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Post by XIZOR on 02/16/13 at 02:38:18
I have three email accounts that I use for various things so the "spam" aspect of getting a bunch of shit sent to an email account isn't the problem I have with this. I have a problem with people trying to sell me shit I don't want. I know Amazon, youtube, and eBay mean well, and from a business standpoint what they are trying to do makes perfect sense, but its another annoying step towards companies being overly intrusive in this modern technology driven age and its only going to get worse. Unfortunately this is the inevitable. If you are going to start putting all this information about yourself online, you have to deal with the consequences.

Of course this is all just first world/white people problems. These emails are easily deleted with a couple mouse clicks. I swear though, Amazon recommends this one Halo book to me at least once a week and I don't know why considering I already bought that particular book from them a long time ago. I guess a more customizable alert system for this kind of thing would be preferable.

The next step of annoyance is these sites asking you to rate or review something you've bought. I understand the value of such a system and with things like eBay where its important that buyers provide positive or negative feedback about sellers who aren't honest. However, I don't want to write a review about a Sons of Anarchy hoodie I bought. What do you want me to say? Yeah, it came in the mail when it should have, it looks like the picture on your site, its what I ordered when I ordered it so everyone else should order this because its what I ordered and it arrived in the mail on time so that makes it a good product.

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Post by Hellbent on 02/16/13 at 03:36:40
When i opened my hoodie from amazon my dog stepped on the bubble wrapping and it scared her. 1 out of 5 stars.

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Post by Magnum on 02/16/13 at 09:52:32
LOL! Yea. And who had a problem with Google Chrome, and got laughed at? Riiiiiiight. Deleted.

And I aint installing Firefox or some other bullshit either. I might bitch about the ads and videos but, I can deal with them, or skip them. It's not intollerable.

But on a serious note. I know DSB has spoken of this before but, I will repeat too because now it's really getting out of hand. I think I spend more time nuking bots than I actually do being active on this site. Shame really.

Tazz. You need to put a fucking rubber on man. Quit fucking dirty cumputers with an unwrapped cock you fuckwad. Stop clicking the spam links to these assholes that spam here.

Jesus Christ......

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by The Dizaster Child on 02/16/13 at 23:22:13
We all know I'm not the smartest person here when it comes to computers, but fuck, even I know who's the spambots and what their shitty links are gonna do  :o

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 02/17/13 at 00:13:18

Tazz94 wrote on 02/15/13 at 21:36:57:
New members signing up to site only to post saying "visit my site", only to find out that it's business related and totally pointless. Seriously, I've seen at least 2 of these knuckleheads this past week, and we all know that it ain't gonna stop anytime soon. >:(




gotta draw fast

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Post by Magnum on 02/17/13 at 12:00:05
All I know is, if the damn title of the post starts with anything simmilar to "GLAD I SIGNED UP" and has a link for anything....

It's signed up to get nuked. Don't click that shit or reply to it. You loose your bank account, don't cry about it here.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Tazz94 on 02/17/13 at 22:34:22

The Dizaster Child wrote on 02/16/13 at 01:24:04:
Hellbent makes a good point. I have one email account that's linked to my phone, and it's only for important shit, like PayPal or eBay, so I know if something is coming or going out of it. The rest of the shit like websites that require an email address get sent to my AOL, which is pretty much a spam cesspool.

Jesus Christ Tazz, you're clicking this spam links on here?

No, I'm not clicking on the links! I'm sorry if I might be confusing some of you, but let me try to clear things up.

What I meant to say is whenever I see someone new on the site, I click on their first post like a lot of members here. It's when I start reading it, and it says "visit my site", I just KNOW that this post is just pointless, and the person who posted it probably a scammer, troll, spammer, Blair probably trying to get back in and possibly failing on an epic level, or all of the above. I've seen multiple "new members" do this over the past week, and I've NEVER clicked on their links, because I'd be wasting my time if I did. Again, I'm sorry if I've confused you, and I hope this clears things up.

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Post by Hellbent on 02/17/13 at 23:44:36
BOTW is literally a mess with spam right now. What the hell is with Archmoving spam topics to TT? it just bumped like 6 posts down permanently.

TT is fine for the most part. We need more then one person deleting spam here that knows how to do it right. They really ought to make some more mods just for spam cleanup.

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Post by XIZOR on 02/18/13 at 00:16:01
I've been thinking the same thing. I'd love to have mod powers again just to delete spam bots and clean this shit up all day and only for that reason alone. I'm sure you feel the same HB. I could get rid of most spam bots within 10 minutes of them posting most times for most of the day. Brawl would not look like this if someone else had the ability to delete it. This is the TMA we have to live with now though. The one where fucks are not given.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 02/18/13 at 00:56:51
Mort AND Nightshade abandoned this sinking ship lol.

Seriously though, this spambot nonsense is getting way out of hand. I'm guessing DSB doesn't come around either?

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Post by Hellbent on 02/18/13 at 01:05:46

XIZOR wrote on 02/18/13 at 00:16:01:
I've been thinking the same thing. I'd love to have mod powers again just to delete spam bots and clean this shit up all day and only for that reason alone. I'm sure you feel the same HB. I could get rid of most spam bots within 10 minutes of them posting most times for most of the day. Brawl would not look like this if someone else had the ability to delete it. This is the TMA we have to live with now though. The one where fucks are not given.


At this point being an admin is just a title. Might as well make the people who are here all the time mods so we can keep the place clean. No reason to attach any kind of honor to the title of mod if we are just spam janitors anyways.

It would be kind of messed up to make the rest of us suffer because the people who did have responsibility lost interest or can't realistically do the job alone.

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Post by DooM_Mt9 on 02/23/13 at 18:41:48
GIVE ME THE POWER!!!
of deleting spams, I'll do good I promise.

No, actually I'm bad at it.

Back to subject. A random thing that annoyed me today, is this guy re-coloring a cartoon pony and placing a TM2 Sweet Tooth head on its back, trying to make it a "Twisted Pony"

Hellbent will probably tell me to STFU and mind my own business, but dude, this is Sweet Tooth!!

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Post by XIZOR on 02/23/13 at 19:32:17
I finally think I know what the absolute most annoying thing off all time is for me personally. When you are filling out applications for jobs online and at the end you have to take some variation of a personality test where they give you ten thousand of these huge blanket statements like "I'm very good at understanding the feelings of others", "Its ok to take small things from work like pencils", "I get angry easily", "getting tasks done right is more important than getting them done on time" and then you have to check a box for "disagree", "somewhat disagree", "neutral", "somewhat agree", "strongly agree".

JUST FUCKING STOP WITH THIS BULLSHIT!

Its not like anyone is going to answer all of the ten thousand plus questions like this that take up a half hour or more of your day truthfully. Who in the fuck that actually wants a job is going to answer a question like "when I'm in a bad mood I sometimes yell at people" with STRONGLY AGREE! No one is going to check off anything but "strongly disagree" so why bother wasting my time asking me that? Its fucking retarded. I could fill out 5 normal pen and paper job applications in the time it takes to do just one of these fucking online things.

I miss the days when you just walked in somewhere, filled out an application, and talked to a manager or supervisor face to face. I've filled out hundreds of online applications over the years and I've never heard anything back from 99% of them. Its a waste of time. If you want to advertise your job online, fine, but then tell me where your establishment is and when I can meet you so I can try and impress you. An online application doesn't give you any of that.

If I were to lose both my jobs today I'd probably just not bother working at all because I'm not filling out another one of these fucking personality tests. You want to get to know my personality, then schedule me an interview.

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Post by Hellbent on 02/23/13 at 19:39:03
I got most of that pony hate out of my system. I'm only really bothered by the people who sexualize childrens products for reasons other then humor.

I don't care for the show because i don't see any redeeming qualities it has beyond the fact it's an okay show for children. It's a step above pointless animes about dueling monsters but tossing in some kind of gimmick so Nintendo doesn't sue.

But sexualizing Ponys isn't any different then sexualizing the characters in Edd Ed n Eddy or any other cartoon featuring children. It's worse then those animes where the 14 year old girl gets triple team and they make an american version where they simply say out loud she is 18. Even though it's still an animated video of a 14 year old girl getting drenched in cum.

If the cartoon had more substance i'd be more willing to believe that most of the adult fans aren't perverts or people with mental disorders who need bright and shiny visuals with simple and happy stories to keep them from going back to Sonic or Yoshi.





As far as job interviews i think part of the whole thing is making sure you are patient enough to jump through hoops for them. Also to make sure you read the whole application before just filling in answers.

You'd think that it's easy to find good workers in this economy. It's not. I don't blame them for putting in retard traps in their applications.

When i do interviews i just act as cool as possible like i love doing interviews and i'm not even worried about not getting the job because i'm the best they could have.

Then i draw a dick where it asks what sex i am. That's the selling point for hiring me. I list my previous job experience as being a maverick saint defending a city corrupted by drugs, gangs, lunatics, and my arch nemesis's are Shop Lift Man and Shink the Short Changer.

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Post by Obliverate on 02/23/13 at 19:55:37

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 02/23/13 at 20:19:51

Obliverate wrote on 02/23/13 at 19:55:37:


In 2008 i quit clicking next without making sure i wasn't being given some toolbar, anti virus, or "PC Checkup" software.

Chances are if you download a product for free. It'll come with adware or some very lame attempt to get you to use one of those god awful toolbar utilities.

Imagine how your webbrowser would look if you installed all the normal programs everyone uses but without clicking out the bullshit. You'd have like 9 toolbars covering up 1/5th of your browser all trying to collect data on you at the same time.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 02/23/13 at 22:53:44
Ha, my gf does that shit, which is pretty fucking surprising since she knows her way around a computer. I had her put some programs on my computer a while back.. Don't remember what though.. And she just clicked everything all willy nilly, not giving a fuck. Next thing I know, I have three toolbars and random ads popping up all over my shit. I spent an hour uninstalling everything she put on here.

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Post by Hellbent on 02/23/13 at 23:05:35
My sister is the same. Both my father and i taught her computers as best we could. But the second she gets on an internet browser despite all warnings about downloading. She downloads all sorts of shit while being distracted by coupons, flash games, internet quizzes, and instinctively goes to all of the websites that choke your PC with tracking cookies and viruses.

I think it's mostly because women are suckers for flash based puzzle games and use Google to find MP3's.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by The Dizaster Child on 02/24/13 at 00:22:02
That's fine and dandy for her, but why in the fuck did she need to do this shit on my computer? I think I asked her to track down a free version of WinRAR, and that's what got this shitball rolling. Yes, I am a cheap ass and wanted the free shit.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Obliverate on 02/24/13 at 01:18:32
7zip you negro.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 02/24/13 at 04:39:02

Obliverate wrote on 02/24/13 at 01:18:32:
7zip you negro.


Thank you.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Magnum on 02/24/13 at 10:58:13
The #1 biggest reason jobs get posted online is the fact it cuts out paperwork. It keeps mailed in resumes and applications from flodding HRs resourses. (if the place has an HR) Either way, it's also mightiily easier to just scroll through a few apps, and delete the rest. Companies now have to deal with hundreds, if not thousands of people applying for the same jobs because of how shitty the economy is. If a company can cut the red tape and make it easier to hire people by just ignoring an email, instead of shredding apps, they'll do it. It's the new way of going about getting a job.

This is the problem my wife has been battling for years, and now my brother-in-law is now stuck in this very same loop-de-loop. It's what I had to do to get the job I'm currently in, and honestly....the only reason why I got it is because I knew 2 people that spoke for me. That's another little tid-bit that's new to the system. If you don't know somebody, you can pretty much almost forget it. You really have to stand out now, and honestly, eat the stupid, retarded questions that they post up to answer. It's because they can.  

This stupid ass questions were around decades ago. I always hated those. WTF do you care if I want to do a sprint, than run in a marathon? Ohhhhhhhhh...I get it. I'd rather do shit quick, than take my time to think it through, therefore I'm more prone to making mistakes instead of taking my time, so you can fucking yell at me I missed some deadline and didn't hurry up.

Fuck you mindfuck.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 02/24/13 at 12:54:08

Magnum wrote on 02/24/13 at 10:58:13:
The #1 biggest reason jobs get posted online is the fact it cuts out paperwork. It keeps mailed in resumes and applications from flodding HRs resourses. (if the place has an HR) Either way, it's also mightiily easier to just scroll through a few apps, and delete the rest. Companies now have to deal with hundreds, if not thousands of people applying for the same jobs because of how shitty the economy is. If a company can cut the red tape and make it easier to hire people by just ignoring an email, instead of shredding apps, they'll do it. It's the new way of going about getting a job.

This is the problem my wife has been battling for years, and now my brother-in-law is now stuck in this very same loop-de-loop. It's what I had to do to get the job I'm currently in, and honestly....the only reason why I got it is because I knew 2 people that spoke for me. That's another little tid-bit that's new to the system. If you don't know somebody, you can pretty much almost forget it. You really have to stand out now, and honestly, eat the stupid, retarded questions that they post up to answer. It's because they can.  

This stupid ass questions were around decades ago. I always hated those. WTF do you care if I want to do a sprint, than run in a marathon? Ohhhhhhhhh...I get it. I'd rather do shit quick, than take my time to think it through, therefore I'm more prone to making mistakes instead of taking my time, so you can fucking yell at me I missed some deadline and didn't hurry up.

Fuck you mindfuck.


If you wife wants to make $10 + tips i need a person who can check ID's, pour a drink, and understands the purpose of what work is.

Also i need a person who knows calling in doesn't equate to calling another worker to fill your shift without asking the boss.

It would also be lovely if i could find a cleanup crew that wouldn't randomly decide certain jobs are "too much". Like cleaning up period blood off the toilet seats or vomit off the bar top. I mean for fucks sake i'm paying those idiots 10 an hour plus a percentage of the tips and they expect to be able to say no to that kind of shit and still get paid. I've cleaned blood and puke many times it's not bad as long as you don't get it in your mouth, and if your cleaning style causes shit to get in your mouth you need to go ask your fucking mother or someone for advice on how to use a fucking rag. I can't even call you workers because that would imply that you are capable of work you worthless shit bags.

That is the reason i spend most of my time at the bar.

Once my manager ran out of receipt tape and called me up like he literally didn't know what to do. We have 4 fucking registers. You are the god damned manager. USE A SECOND REGISTER. Or at least keep track of your fucking receipt tape so i know when to buy more. You are the god damned manager you get 100 bucks every day the bar is open plus 15 an hour and a majority cut of the tips you fat lazy piece of shit.

The only really compitent worker i have is a severe alcoholic who keeps begging me to trust him with the keys to the building. Of course that is never going to happen. Perhaps i should make it seem like i might do it some day just so i can retain one person with a solid work ethic. Even if it's fueled by addiction.






Seriously send your wife over i think i could hire any of you and you'd probably do the job well out of the sheer fact i don't stick my employees with minimum wage and force them to survive on tips.

I'm baffled that after so many years i can never have anything remotely close to a solid crew of people who do their jobs. The only time it runs that smoothly is when i'm up there doing security and the front door because they all know i'm watching them and if they do anything to the customers i'll fix it and force them to serve the person free alcohol.

Fucking alcoholics. Nothing but a bunch of lazy thieving backstabbers.

I like to imagine that is why it's so hard to get a job. There are so many retarded people putting in Applications and bigger companies have better resources for filtering out the useless people then i do.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 02/24/13 at 22:37:42
I went through a temp agency. No hassles, no bullshit. And I got hired on where I'm at after six months of temp service.... Been there for four years now.

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Post by Road-Kill_3197 on 02/25/13 at 00:15:39

Hellbent wrote on 02/18/13 at 01:05:46:
At this point being an admin is just a title. Might as well make the people who are here all the time mods so we can keep the place clean. No reason to attach any kind of honor to the title of mod if we are just spam janitors anyways.

It would be kind of messed up to make the rest of us suffer because the people who did have responsibility lost interest or can't realistically do the job alone.


Can we please become admins, because today the shit just completely hit the fan with this spam-bot shit.

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Post by Obliverate on 02/25/13 at 00:50:15
Don't make him an admin.

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Post by ♠ĐřřӍ♠ on 02/25/13 at 07:13:02

Obliverate wrote on 02/25/13 at 00:50:15:
Don't make him an admin.



How about me?








Kidding.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Kilrgrn on 02/25/13 at 07:23:42
Just close the god damned registration. No one new has shown up for a while, and just have a note on the site that they must email one of the webmasters/admin to set up an account.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Magnum on 02/25/13 at 07:32:52
Great. Me get spammed in e-mails. I hope it'd be the in box for here because, my real one is a pit of them. I hardly even use it really.

Sorry. She's not willing to relocate to Texas to be a bartender. That's not her profession. She wouldn't even do it for accounting that she's getting a degree for.

She's been the temp routes here too man. She has had nothing but bad experiances with that shit. Move her from job to job, different start times, and one even tried fucking her out a weeks pay. I don't think so.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 02/25/13 at 10:59:37
I'll make it 15 and she doesn't even have to show cleave if she knows how to pour. She could make 120 under the counter and on average of 200 in tips per night.

Seriously that is how much my non managers make and the job is completely stable because that bar is going to be there long after i'm dead. Alcoholism is a force stronger then life.

Still good on your wife for getting a degree. Lots of people just sit around sending out tons of applications hoping for the best. It's so stupid to do that. So many people have degrees these days you can hire a specialist in anything on the cheap.

Hell i could use an accountant honestly. IRS is on my ass.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by The Dizaster Child on 02/27/13 at 22:57:40

Kilrgrn wrote on 02/25/13 at 07:23:42:
Just close the god damned registration. No one new has shown up for a while, and just have a note on the site that they must email one of the webmasters/admin to set up an account.


I made that suggestion like, a year ago. Don't know why no one listened. I mean, it worked a while back when the gates were shut. All we're getting nowadays are spambots and fucktards on the TT wall.

Sorry it didn't work out so well, Mags. I got fucked over at the job I had before I landed where I'm at now. Dude was lying to the boss about any and all new guys who seemed like they could take his job away, which wouldn't have been hard. He was a middle-aged alcoholic who hadn't held a driver's license in over 20 years. Boss was so dumb, he didn't even think to ask any of the temps if the bullshit was true.

At this stage in the game, schooling is a waste of time and money. The chances of you landing a job in "your" field right now are slim to none, with all the competition. Hell, one job recruiter even told my gf to leave her degrees off of her resume because employers will see that and think the candidate will expect higher than normal pay, so they don't bother. Shit, I don't even know anybody who has a job that's in any way associated with their degrees.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Kilrgrn on 02/28/13 at 07:13:07

The Dizaster Child wrote on 02/27/13 at 22:57:40:
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I made that suggestion like, a year ago. Don't know why no one listened. I mean, it worked a while back when the gates were shut. All we're getting nowadays are spambots and fucktards on the TT wall.
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Hey guess what? People still aren't listening. I might even hiatus for a bit considering nothings going on.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Hellbent on 03/03/13 at 00:04:37
Normally cults, horses, and sodomy go together.



Why the butt? I draw dicks, tits, and butts because it makes me laugh and even i find that excessively perverted.

It's like instead of an oral fixation like smokers and molested nieces get. The Pony folk have a fixation on butts. I can tell this purely from looking at the kind of art they make.

All that this guy must think about is cult powers, ponies, and sodomy.

I miss the pre internet days where people kept this stuff secret. Even in the 60's they would have told this guy to put the drawing away.

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Post by Hellbent on 03/06/13 at 22:12:12

Kilrgrn wrote on 02/25/13 at 07:23:42:
Just close the god damned registration. No one new has shown up for a while, and just have a note on the site that they must email one of the webmasters/admin to set up an account.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADgS4vIduOg

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Post by RoketPowered on 03/07/13 at 06:05:33
something has to be done about the spam bots. The site being slow enough is hard but having to see shit like this happen to our community is pitiful.

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Post by ♠ĐřřM♠ on 05/28/13 at 09:03:39
9 years old kids playing online.
Found a few on TM and lots on BO2
See, I already hate kids so i can live with it, but come on!!!!

And please if anyone gonna say "You were a kid once" well yeah i know and i hate that too, hated it even more.

Even better if a troll says "still" instead of "were".

Kids are a bunch of random mistakes that annoy me.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Magnum on 05/28/13 at 10:43:50
Kids are a bunch of random mistakes that annoy me.

Unfortunately, your mom didn't get tied up in time then huh?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Post by ♠ĐřřM♠ on 05/28/13 at 10:58:08
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Aaaah, good one. :'D

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Post by Magnum on 05/28/13 at 11:15:52
I fucking dribbled out halfway.

I was born with legs as dicks doing hurricane kicks!

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 05/29/13 at 19:00:40
I don't know, Magnum's kids are pretty cool. They make him look like a dumbass on numerous occasions, which makes him even madder.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Skywalker on 06/01/13 at 03:12:24
Some kids are very well behaved. Even more than adults sometimes. It impresses me when I see it and I have that much more respect for them.

Others however ARE annoying mistakes that should've never been born, but that reflects on the parents. An annoying disrespectful little shit, but they're still just a kid and it doesn't mean they will be that way when they grow up. Especially when you give them something to remember. Like putting them in their place.

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Post by Kilrgrn on 06/01/13 at 10:23:50

Skywalker wrote on 06/01/13 at 03:12:24:
Some kids are very well behaved. Even more than adults sometimes. It impresses me when I see it and I have that much more respect for them.

Others however ARE annoying mistakes that should've never been born, but that reflects on the parents. An annoying disrespectful little shit, but they're still just a kid and it doesn't mean they will be that way when they grow up. Especially when you give them something to remember. Like putting them in their place.


If you check back in this post, you'll see that this subject has been touched on before. That is in no way saying that you can't vent or that your statement is invalid. But if you wanted to see our takes on the subject you should sift back through the pages. It's quite a read, lol.

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Post by Mr.DooM on 06/02/13 at 03:42:33
The main point of my comment was about kids playing online games with a mic and attitude, no one clreplied to that O.o

Skywalker, i totally undetstand and agree with you, some kids do behave better than adults but they're rare to find.
More like, Seraph rare.

And about your point that kids may change when they grow up, you're 100% correct and that is the good thing about it, of course some may remain a pain but others turn out great.
The whole torture is having to deal with their early annoying years first, until they turn out good.

Kilrgrn thanks for letting us know, I'd like to jump back and read what you guys think.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by The Dizaster Child on 06/02/13 at 16:28:57
Speaking of childish behavior...

So a couple weekends ago, there was a huge car show that's held annually in Helen, Georgia. It's a small town in the mountains that is absolutely breathtaking, with the buildings looking something out of Ireland, circa the 1400s. Started in the 60s, Southern Worthersee is a car show held primarily for VAG: Volkswagen Automotive Group. Meaning thousands of VWs, Audis, Porsches, Lambos, etc. As far as I know, it's always been held in the same place. Ok, there's your history lesson for the day.

So anyway, someone on the VW forums made a post about his "first SoWo experience", and about how he's never going back again. The weekend was ripe with fights, drunken shenanigans resulting in more fights, mild vandalism (throwing objects at cars passing by), people doing burnouts in crowded areas, disrespecting the cops who were being cool enough to let these fucking retards get away with practical murder, and the list goes on.

See, this is what happens when we let the "swag generation" out of mommy and daddy's sites for longer than ten minutes. They get together, and think they're untouchable. Prime examples:

- Throwing full beer cans at the police when they drive/ride by, then disappearing into a crowd of people like they're Ezio fucking Auditore

- Throwing cans, utensils, whatever they can get their grubby hands on, and throwing them at cars passing by, some having THOUSANDS put into paint and body alone (i.e., me)

- Just throwing their trash on the ground, even if there is a can or bin within reasonable walking distance. It's a beautiful town, why ruin it like that?

- Guys calling out extremely disrespectful comments to other guy's gfs/wives, even when they had kids with them. In fact, the entire family aspect was thrown out the window with the language on display there

- While it wasn't a problem this year, stealing. The last couple years saw people going around and jacking shit from people's cars, like center caps from high-end, imported wheels, antennaes, roof racks (which will horribly damage paint and your roof if done improperly), etc. Although apparently stealing the towns flags still went down this year

- Disrespecting the JDM crowd that showed up. Yes, the Honda/Nissan/Toyota guys like to come out and support the euro guys because a lot of them are *gasp* true car enthusiasts who don't care what you drive, they just love all things automotive. And how do they get treated? By having trash thrown at them and told to GTFO, being told their cars are pieces of shit. And God forbid they leave their car unattended for as long as it takes to go take a piss in a convenience store bathroom:



There's also an incident where a group of these guys were harassing some guy's gf, and the dude got mad and pulled a knife. The result was the kid who was antagonized being arrested, while the offending group laughed at him as he was being put in the cruiser with his gf crying her eyes out because she didn't know what to do to help him. There are mixed stories here, though, so it's still up in the air who's at fault. Supposedly, the guy and his gf were high and piss ass drunk, so I don't know.

At the end of the day, what the fuck is going on with the world? I mean, throwing shit at a car that someone probably spent all year and tons of cash to perfect? If I take my Harlequin Golf next year and that shit happens to my car, my spotless criminal record will officially be ruined, because I simply WON'T be able to stop myself. And no fear of the cops? Is our penal system so lenient that assaulting a police officer doesn't get you shit these days? I just don't get it, but I do know that I don't like it.

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Post by Mr.DooM on 06/02/13 at 17:44:43
These acts today are tomorrow's pride, these are the exciting funny stories that they will tell their children to laugh on after 50 years.
You only live once so live dangerously, humiliate others, and fuck the police! That is the true meaning of life.

Sadly that fucked up logic is what the swag fags believe in, that bullshit is their reason of living.
Just because nothing matters to them, they believe nothing matters to others.

They wouldn't care about the community, the nature around, the valuable stuff of others, or even law.
they think like animals, it sounds fun, do it. It looks nice, eat it.

The world is going down full speed, that is well known and sadly nothing can be done. We can just sit, watch, and remember the old days of logic and sanity.

I feel bad about all these people you mentioned, specially the cops. That fucked up piece of shit attitude will get these idiots nowhere, and will only cause more problems and hate all around.

Fuck this pathetic excuse of a world.

Oh and comment number 1000. Yay and stuff.

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Post by The Dizaster Child on 06/03/13 at 01:04:50
The scary part is that these morons are the people who are gonna be running the show in 20-30 years. Fuck my life, I hope I'm dead by then so that my senile years aren't left to be dictated by degenerate retards.

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Post by Magnum on 06/03/13 at 07:06:26
You know what makes all that shit even better?

That eventually if it continues that way, there will be nothing left because the event can't be held without problems, or extensive police patrols.

It's a predictable thing to see things that are cool, being ruined by a few. Instead of getting rid of the few, the rule seems to be now to just say fuck everything and not do it all, and punish everyone.

The planet is awesome....

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Luis on 06/05/13 at 12:37:02
Dammit. I had a dream that I had a toy of TM1 Spectre. The length was almost the size of a PSP, but a little bigger, I think. Dreams like to troll, by giving you something good and take it away, when you wake up.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by The Dizaster Child on 06/05/13 at 18:19:46
Life does the same thing.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Skywalker on 06/12/13 at 08:40:15
I've always been a bit worried about the statement "right when you have it all something comes around the corner and gets you" Not sure why I worried about it since I've been on a 8 year long streak of all my plans working out for me. Recently though, let's see how should I put this. I fucking lost everything. I'm not getting into too much detail. It's horrible though. I'm hanging by a thread and have to start all over. It'll probably take me to my late 30's to recover now. I'm focusing on the positive things. Anyway, yeah that's life. Don't believe it until it happens to you.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Magnum on 06/13/13 at 07:21:45
I haven't gotten to the lost everything point, but I've been hanging on that thread a long damn time.

Sorry to hear. Can only tell you that it'll take a long time, and maybe never to get back on your feet. Very tough for an average person to claw back.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by The Dizaster Child on 06/21/13 at 01:32:51
Yep. My ex moved out and it's drained me trying to recover from the shit storm she left behind.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Trichocyst on 06/21/13 at 21:45:55
Honestly, it's awesome to see this thread still alive and kicking after so long.

For the sake of actually contributing, off the top of my head, Trinidadian drivers. These bastards are the worst drivers in the world.

They're also my countrymen.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Mr.DooM on 07/23/13 at 01:24:49
I find Minecraft annoying.
Everything about it is, and it got even more annoying after the spam-wave that came back to TMA, all Minecrafting.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Luis on 07/23/13 at 21:43:06
That's because for some reason, that thing that is suppose to block some of the spambots is removed.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by †Adonael on 02/24/14 at 11:30:02
In-laws.

That's all I'm saying.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by †Adonael on 04/13/15 at 15:40:51
Women. Doesn't matter if you known them for 10 years. Doesn't matter if you put everything in a relationship, done everything you can for them, even sacrifice yourself so they feel warm and safe.... They are always focused on someone else. No matter how much you love them. I've never had a woman feel the same just use me for loneliness.


Meh. Therapy lesson over.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by †Adonael on 08/09/15 at 06:23:44
PEOPLE WHO DONT PARTICIPATE.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Muddeh on 08/27/15 at 08:33:45

Mr.DooM wrote on 07/23/13 at 01:24:49:
I find Minecraft annoying.
Everything about it is, and it got even more annoying after the spam-wave that came back to TMA, all Minecrafting.

This. I don't see the appeal of the game, and the fanbase behind it is so juvenile that I don't even want to associate myself with it. I guess it's hard for me to criticize since I haven't played the game, but geez.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by †Adonael on 08/29/15 at 02:29:44
I loved it for its creativity when it first came out. It got boring fast though.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Luis on 08/29/15 at 04:51:34
I only played it once at my nephew's house. I think that was my first time playing the Xbox 360. I never brought that system because of the red ring of death.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Luis on 09/06/15 at 22:04:48
I hate when people post a Youtube comment asking a question and there's no reply button.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by †Adonael on 09/07/15 at 19:45:35

Luis wrote on 09/06/15 at 22:04:48:
I hate when people post a Youtube comment asking a question and there's no reply button.


They removed the reply?

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Luis on 09/08/15 at 01:48:23
The new comment system from 2013 lets you remove the reply button if you don't want anyone to respond to you. But some people post comments without knowing they have this enabled. They don't check if the reply button is there or not. ::)

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by †Adonael on 09/08/15 at 22:09:31

Luis wrote on 09/08/15 at 01:48:23:
The new comment system from 2013 lets you remove the reply button if you don't want anyone to respond to you. But some people post comments without knowing they have this enabled. They don't check if the reply button is there or not. ::)


That is annoying.

I really should get my channel up and running again, but I'm lazy.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Luis on 09/27/15 at 20:44:39
It can also mean they are afraid of getting a responds. It's like a flameshield.

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Teh Rocky Guy on 10/03/15 at 18:21:49
1) The seats at my university. My spine has been a mess since early 2013, and these things really don't help.
2) Seeing gobs of spit on the ground. This fucking disgusts me.
3) Not being able to pet my cat because she's asleep. That's the worst I can think of  >:(

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Mr.DooM on 11/28/15 at 05:23:38
69 jokes.


Oh, look what page it is!

Title: Re: More Random Things That ANNOY you!
Post by Teh Rocky Guy on 01/06/16 at 20:50:08
4) People (whose initials are TRG) who bump old topics
5) People who talk about works of fiction without asking others if they've seen them first
6) Spoilers
7) The 5th season of Game of Thrones
8) Maths
9) People who don't flush in public bathrooms, leaving their brown work of art in the toilet
10) Spectre's Ghost Missiles
11) Gasteropods
12) Black Friday
13) Spectre's Ghost Missiles
14) Ppl who txt lik dis......Seriously, that kind of spelling should have disappeared ever since telephones started having keyboards like computers.
15) People who make no effort to correct their spelling
16) Spectre's Ghost Missiles
17) People who repeat themselves
18) Forgetting what I wanted to say
19) SPECTRE'S GHOST MISSILES
20) Captain Obvious
21) People who make lists of things that annoy them