Twisted Metal Alliance: Temporary Forum
http://temp.tmalliance.com/
General Category >> Brawl on the Wall >> Randomosity
http://temp.tmalliance.com/?num=1277482007

Message started by The Dizaster Child on 06/25/10 at 17:06:47

Title: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 06/25/10 at 17:06:47
I hate days like this. work is slow, therefore, mind-numbingly boring and its making the day drag on.. but using this time let my mind unwind, I realized that we don't have a dedicated thread to random, off-topic bullshit in. at first, I thought that's what Earwig was for, but that's jus for game shit. so I thought i'd start a thread for ppl to post their off-handed comments and/or questions, like...

why is it that lesbians use dildos and strap-ons? I mean, isn't the point to being a lesbo is cause you don't like or want dick? yet you'll use a fake one? it makes no fucking sense to me... you don't see gay guys using fake pussies, right? kinda makes me think lesbianism is a fluke phase
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 06/25/10 at 17:17:41
Every thread on Brawl and beyond gets kind of off topic. That's just how we seem to roll now.

And lesbians don't hate dick they just hate men. Much like how men love vaginas but hate women. Though we still suffer through putting up with them to get what we want.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 06/25/10 at 17:25:51
yea, but at least this will keep Mad from having to yell 'back on topic, bitches' at everyone.. well, when his wetback ass isn't too lazy to even do that much

so what you're saying is that guys are willing to suffer, but women aren't.. I guess a lesbo dreamboat would be a tranny with double d's and a 10" cock
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 06/25/10 at 17:32:38
I was just making a very broad statement. It takes all kinds really. Of course, some guys are just gay and some girls just like vagina, which is understandable, but want that extra stimulation of something inside them. Its not really that complicated.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by -SCoLD- on 06/25/10 at 17:43:43
/thread

Haha.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Psycho Se7eN on 06/25/10 at 19:48:07
You guys are retarded, although Xizor makes a valid point
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 06/26/10 at 15:26:13
BACK ON TOPIC BITCHES!!!

Wait......what was that topic again? Ohhhh... Disaster likes dildos?
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 06/27/10 at 20:09:20
yo mama
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 06/28/10 at 12:16:39
Here's something random.

Don't you hate it when your sweating so bad, the sweat drops roll down the middle of your asscrack? There it mixes with unwiped shit that causes you to have butt dribble.

Is there anything more nasty than that?
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 06/28/10 at 19:07:03
Here's something random. Don't you love it when you're taking a shit and the turd hits the water and splashes cold water on your asshole. Its like a refreshing free wipe.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by SynthR on 06/28/10 at 19:30:18
It's not refreshing if you've had the shits for hours, wiping over and over again so your hole is fucking torn to shreds and burning like Mount Vesuvius.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 06/28/10 at 23:29:01
that's when you start to avoid Taco Bell, Del Taco or whatever shody Mexican place you eat at.. cause I agree, having the burning brown is not comfortable in the least
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by LindaP on 06/29/10 at 00:03:22

XIZOR wrote on 06/25/10 at 17:17:41:
And lesbians don't hate dick they just hate men. Much like how men love vaginas but hate women. Though we still suffer through putting up with them to get what we want.


lmao thanks Xizor.


Magnum wrote on 06/28/10 at 12:16:39:
Is there anything more nasty than that?


Plenty.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by ThumperMan3000 on 06/29/10 at 00:08:48

The Dizaster Child wrote on 06/28/10 at 23:29:01:
that's when you start to avoid Taco Bell, Del Taco or whatever shody Mexican place you eat at.. cause I agree, having the burning brown is not comfortable in the least


That is why you take a shit when you feel it, because there's no other way to relieve the urge.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 06/29/10 at 06:44:17
Whenever I have diarrhea, I try to hold it in as much as I can. If I have someplace important to go, I prefer to take the bathroom closest to the people. So, that way people can hear me grunt and the exploding diarrhea accompanied with the farts.

Is this now a diarrhea thread?
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 06/29/10 at 13:37:20
This post is about random shit.

Hard shit, soft shit, pebble shit, boulder shit, cable shit, fudgy shit, and liquified shit. I hate that when you have to keep wiping to get it off. Damn fudgy shits. Use baby wipes to wipe your ass. The ones where you just buy refills. Yea.....you fucking laugh now. Try it, and prove me wrong. Esspecially on those fire shits. My asshole hasn't been rawed in years.

I also hate people who 'smack' thier lips before they start every sentance. Just wanna punch em in the face.




(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 06/29/10 at 13:52:22
You forgot to add Meteor Shit.. No matter how much you clench your hole shut to slow down the shits.. These nuggets will always shoot down into the porcelain bowl and damage it. Wait, am I the only one with this problem?
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by SynthR on 06/29/10 at 13:53:44
And cannon shit. It's when you have a bullet sized shit that gets fired out by a fart.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 06/29/10 at 13:56:10
I squrited about a quart of butt juice out last night. All in one sitting.

Fucking splatters all over the inside of the bowl, splashback on your ass, and the smell makes you wanna lean over and vomit in the sink.

Wanna shake my hand?  


(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 06/29/10 at 14:01:43
Is the sink that fucking close to you? I'll bet it was like "in your face, magnum'" after being buddied up with the porcelain bowl.

Ah yes, it's good to meet you! Oh wait, I don't wanna shake your hand.. why is there clump of shits all over it?

You have a serious underwear tossing problem... Let me call Dr. Von Vonderen.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 06/29/10 at 20:27:54
the cannon shit LOL

is pebble shit where its just a whole bunch of rounded turds floating in the water? those are annoying cause you don't understand how so many came out

I must try the baby wipe theory. for some reason, every time I eat at Gators Dockside, I get the Hersheys.. damn buffalo chicken sandwich
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 06/30/10 at 13:26:49
I more or less call pebble shits rabbit turds really. The sink is pretty close. It's a juggle to stand and lean to vomit, then slam my ass back on the toilet before I coat the bowl. I haven't had that happen in years but, it's one of those horrible experiances you don't quite forget. Damn samonella.

People laugh at me when I tell them the baby wipe solution. Why is a grown ups ass any different from a babies? If anything, it's alot more raw for all the years of wiping really. I had a bad shit one day when my oldest boy was an infant, so I tried it. I used 2 wipes and done. It even soothed the fire raw asshole syndrome.  

I also hate people that just walk out into traffic without even looking, expecting you to fucking stop even though your going 50 MPH. Or the dumb fuck on the cell phone who stood on the corner the entire time he could've crossed the street, and then does so when your lane turns green......so you have to wait for dipshit to cross the street.

I hate bitches that wear revealing clothing that are really good looking, then get mad and upset that your looking at them. Be thankfull your not fat and ugly because you'd be crying about no attention if you were. And don't fucking wear a half open shirt if you don't want me to converse with your 2 large tits. I'm just a man......and a man isn't a man if he can't look at titties.

Fucking cunts.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by SynthR on 06/30/10 at 13:47:00
I'm going to have a restaurant called 'C U Next Tuesday'.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Cr8zy Eight on 06/30/10 at 15:45:23
Pulp Fiction
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 06/30/10 at 15:49:56
Only movie that can top that is Natural Born Killers.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 06/30/10 at 19:53:02
Natural Born Killers made me trip out, and I wasn't even on acid.. which might have been the point for some ppl
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by LindaP on 07/01/10 at 01:41:29

Magnum wrote on 06/30/10 at 13:26:49:
I hate bitches that wear revealing clothing that are really good looking, then get mad and upset that your looking at them. Be thankfull your not fat and ugly because you'd be crying about no attention if you were. And don't fucking wear a half open shirt if you don't want me to converse with your 2 large tits. I'm just a man......and a man isn't a man if he can't look at titties.


From my observations over the years, the only ones that wear revealing clothing and DON'T get offended when you look at them are the ones that shouldn't be wearing revealing clothing in the first place.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 07/01/10 at 01:54:27
The only kind of women I love are the ones without clothes. SCHWING! Yes!
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/01/10 at 02:08:14
If a dude's been sitting in a chair for a while, and then gets up temporarily or permanently, sitting in the residual warmth is gay.  

Always wait 5 minutes.  
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 07/01/10 at 04:13:42
say that to a cold toilet seat in winter
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/01/10 at 04:19:57
You know it's healthier to shit with your legs elevated, knees at nipple-level, back straight?  

Scatologica:  The Reckoning
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 07/01/10 at 13:46:12
You can't power dump in that positiion. I mean.....you can but, it'd be pretty damn messy.

LindaP
"From my observations over the years, the only ones that wear revealing clothing and DON'T get offended when you look at them are the ones that shouldn't be wearing revealing clothing in the first place."

I agree there. The thing about that argument is, your not looking at them because they're hot. Your looking at them going WTF? I'm talking about the good looking ones who do get upset that your looking at thier ass because thier jeans are painted on and looks fabulous, or the bitches with huge tits that have half open shirts.

I also can't stand the fuckers who have been in line at a fast food place for a long period of time, then get to the order station and go...."Uhhhhh.....lemmie see.......Uhhhhh"

OMFG bitch slap.....
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Meat Auger on 07/01/10 at 20:50:18
I've never understood the concept of BBW porn.  I mean, if you're so damn fat that you lose all distinctive shape of a human being.  That your FUPA is a more formidable defense to the vagina than the cliffs of Omaha Beach under German bombardment.  

People like that should know better and have the common decency for mankind to keep their clothes on and step back from the eye of a camera.  But obviously someone out there has this fantasy, further feeding those beasts.  What kind of sick fuck would jack-off to that shit?
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 07/01/10 at 22:36:49
in before the 'PureNRG loves fat chicks' post


(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/01/10 at 23:59:02

Meat-Auger wrote on 07/01/10 at 20:50:18:
I've never understood the concept of BBW porn.  I mean, if you're so damn fat that you lose all distinctive shape of a human being.  That your FUPA is a more formidable defense to the vagina than the cliffs of Omaha Beach under German bombardment.  

People like that should know better and have the common decency for mankind to keep their clothes on and step back from the eye of a camera.  But obviously someone out there has this fantasy, further feeding those beasts.  What kind of sick fuck would jack-off to that shit?



Well, you have to draw the line somewhere, but it's not as though all chubby chicks are unattractive.  Super duper fat blobs aren't only unattractive to the eye, but to...*pauses for drama*  the soul.  I mean if you're not putting in any effort to take care of yourself, it resonates with anyone but the most devoted chasers.  If you're intentionally maintaining a drastic obesity, more power to you; but it's really fucking unhealthy to be the size and shape of a wrecking ball.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by LindaP on 07/02/10 at 01:21:10

Magnum wrote on 07/01/10 at 13:46:12:
I also can't stand the fuckers who have been in line at a fast food place for a long period of time, then get to the order station and go...."Uhhhhh.....lemmie see.......Uhhhhh"

OMFG bitch slap.....


It's a bad sign when you up to a fast food joint you go to a lot and they already go "That'll be $XX.XX" because they ALREADY knew what you wanted.

That happened to me once. I didn't need a better sign telling me to cut down on junk food :P
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by NapalmSanctuary on 07/02/10 at 01:34:08

LindaP wrote on 07/02/10 at 01:21:10:
It's a bad sign when you up to a fast food joint you go to a lot and they already go "That'll be $XX.XX" because they ALREADY knew what you wanted.

That happened to me once. I didn't need a better sign telling me to cut down on junk food :P

man boobs were the sign for me, they had to go. >:(
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by notsoyellowjacket on 07/02/10 at 01:35:58

LindaP wrote on 07/02/10 at 01:21:10:
It's a bad sign when you up to a fast food joint you go to a lot and they already go "That'll be $XX.XX" because they ALREADY knew what you wanted.

That happened to me once. I didn't need a better sign telling me to cut down on junk food :P


haha, you know, that reminds me, once I went to a fast food place and a women just went up to the counter and said she wanted a large. Nothing else, she just said give me a large, as if it was an item on the menu!! :D

(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 07/02/10 at 02:55:14

(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 07/02/10 at 03:04:26
haha, they're having a 3way with the french fries
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 07/02/10 at 13:35:07
LOL @ Linda. That's pretty funny.

You gotta figure that's at least close to 1000 LBS there. Talk about ruining your suspension in your car. I bet they drive small cars like Prius, or Focuses and shit. Ever notice that? Then in the big SUV's and P/U trucks, these dainty, skinny little women come out. I don't get it.

I know I said this before but, had a good friend as a teenager that loved women that size. He was getting laid a fuckton more than any of us but, some of them were not as decent looking in the face as those 2 are. At least they're kinda good looking there IMO. Those are the kinda ladies Linda was talking about not needing to show alot of flesh.  ;D

I fucking hate it when you get paid, and it's not really all yours.




(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by notsoyellowjacket on 07/02/10 at 15:14:44
Obviously, those two women have more then "A Little M" in them. lol
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 07/02/10 at 15:33:14
down here, fat chicks drive Camaros, Firebirds and Mustangs.. and skinny rednecks drive pick-ups
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by notsoyellowjacket on 07/03/10 at 05:20:05
Let's get things going again with a picture.



http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/OrangeBlackJack/wat.jpg



:D
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 07/03/10 at 07:25:20
LMFAO!!!!!!!!

holy shit, my cheeks are hurting... all he could say was, 'wat'
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 07/05/10 at 16:12:42
Random.

Watching a news tv show because I had no choice because it wasn't my tv, and they were asking random people "What country did the USA declare independance from?" Everyone they asked, didn't answer right. China? Canada?  All of them were in thier 20's.

Random

Same network asks different people how many dimes are in a dollar?
Alot of people said they didn't know.

I just think maybe this was a set up of a really bad Candid camera?
I thought I was an idiot when I got out of school. I'm scared for the human race. really I am.  


(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 07/05/10 at 18:51:19
Leno does the same thing with Jaywalking. I've always thought I was a blithering idiot, but those ppl make me feel tons better about myself, cause they usually dont know their asshole from their elbow.. and we're supposed to be evolving  :-?
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by ObsessedByCruelty on 07/05/10 at 19:22:13
Please tell me this is acting.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 07/06/10 at 12:30:56

Infernal wrote on 07/05/10 at 19:22:13:
Please tell me this is acting.


If it is, it's done in poor taste really. I don't belive a national news station would say "Hey. Were gonna ask you a question that's really easy, and you have to answer it wrong. We want to make aMErica look dummer than it is."

If that ever got out.....I would say thier slogan would get their ass raped for sure.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by -SCoLD- on 07/06/10 at 19:45:41
I'm pretty sure if you google "Jaywalking with Jay Leno" you can find out that it is all a set up.  I am sure this is the case over there too.  But seriously, if I lived in Europe or Asia I don't think I would care who America became independent from.  Geography and History are easily my most snooze-worthy topics...EASILY.

I couldn't tell you any specifics about any civil wars in the Middle East, either.  So I wouldn't call them dumb, just ignorant about America.  And most people here are ignorant about other countries as well.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 07/07/10 at 05:24:45
meh, geography and world history were my favorite subjects in school. now math on the other hand... ugh...
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 07/07/10 at 05:41:44
You could create a lake with the depressed hole in Jay Leno's chin. I wouldn't want to have a beer with him, I don't want him knocking over beers and shit with his chin.

I love History, I'd watch the History channel all the time when I grew up before it sucked donkey cock and butt heads with my History/Geography teacher back in the school days. I've thought about becoming a History teacher, but it doesn't really pay well from what I heard. Maybe I'm wrong.

Well, I'm off to punch a transvestite midget in the face. Now that's random for ya.


(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by notsoyellowjacket on 07/07/10 at 06:08:38
A random thought for the day: I just sacrificed a television to Cthuluu. Then when he came to devour it, he destroyed me with his giant tenticles. That is all. :)
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 07/07/10 at 06:19:17

notsoyellowjacket wrote on 07/07/10 at 06:08:38:
he destroyed me with his giant tenticles. That is all. :)


Why am I not surprised..

(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 07/07/10 at 19:06:51
Random.

Handicapped people should ban together and sue microsoft for not making Kinect wheel chair friendly as you have to be standing to play.

We had some guy in a wheel chair come in to work last night asking about Kinect. I wanted to tell him that he couldn't play it but god forbid I actually say that and he get mad at me and get me fired. I mean, I could have totally taken the guy. You just run circles around wheelers, keeping yourself behind them at all times while you deliver blows to the back of the head. Then you push them down a hill.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by LindaP on 07/07/10 at 23:34:19

Magnum wrote on 07/05/10 at 16:12:42:
Watching a news tv show because I had no choice because it wasn't my tv, and they were asking random people "What country did the USA declare independance from?" Everyone they asked, didn't answer right. China? Canada?  All of them were in thier 20's.

Same network asks different people how many dimes are in a dollar?
Alot of people said they didn't know.


Wow, as if I didn't have enough reasons to hate people.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 07/08/10 at 13:34:16

XIZOR wrote on 07/07/10 at 19:06:51:
Random.

Handicapped people should ban together and sue microsoft for not making Kinect wheel chair friendly as you have to be standing to play.

We had some guy in a wheel chair come in to work last night asking about Kinect. I wanted to tell him that he couldn't play it but god forbid I actually say that and he get mad at me and get me fired. I mean, I could have totally taken the guy. You just run circles around wheelers, keeping yourself behind them at all times while you deliver blows to the back of the head. Then you push them down a hill.


LOL! I can't tell if he is sencere or not but, that seems fishy to me. If he's truely interested and is just blissfully ignorant as to how it works, I can see that but......I'm to damn cynical about life, and would've thought the same thing Xizor. SOB is just trying to stir shit and maybe get a discrimination lawsuit.

Yea Linda. I would love to think it was acting, or staged. As much as I don't trust mainstream media, I can't belive this station would take the chance to stage that, and have someone blab about it. It'd crush them.

"Station asked people to play dumb! People come foward!" It'd be huge for the other 2 networks.

Random.

Going through a seedy part of the city and you see a woman standing on the street corner with a short dress and high heels. Her blonde hair is long and full and obscures her face until you drive by and look into it's eyes. Fucking mustache and beard like an 80's James Hetfield. And it looks like it has tits. I don't care what any of you say, you would've been fooled too.

That's one of them WHOA NO!!! moments. Lost appitite and wanted to scrub my eyes out.    

(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by LindaP on 07/11/10 at 07:35:32
Random.

Recently a clingy friend of mine started PMS'ing.

Got pissed off and practically hates me just because I didn't want to hang out with him today. Well 'fucking' excuuuuse ME that I work 45 hours a week and want to just stay home and watch movies by myself on a Saturday. Shit, we hung out Friday night, leave me the fuck alone.

All he practically does now is have me drive him around. Lately I've been more of a chauffeur than a friend. Douchebag doesn't have insurance on his car (complains about THAT every 6 seconds) and it's his own 'fucking' fault since every Friday when he gets paid, he blows the whole 'fucking' paycheck on graphic novels.

Yeah, thought I'd use this topic to vent. Call me a bitch, call me a whining cunt, at least I was able to tell him all this to his face. Lemme tell ya, it feels incredible. At least THAT was nice :P

And holy shit, this guy has major anger issues.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 07/11/10 at 08:25:48
Your guy friend menstruates? Ewwwwww
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/11/10 at 12:54:00

LindaP wrote on 07/11/10 at 07:35:32:
Random.

Recently a clingy friend of mine started PMS'ing.

Got pissed off and practically hates me just because I didn't want to hang out with him today. Well 'fucking' excuuuuse ME that I work 45 hours a week and want to just stay home and watch movies by myself on a Saturday. Shit, we hung out Friday night, leave me the fuck alone.

All he practically does now is have me drive him around. Lately I've been more of a chauffeur than a friend. Douchebag doesn't have insurance on his car (complains about THAT every 6 seconds) and it's his own 'fucking' fault since every Friday when he gets paid, he blows the whole 'fucking' paycheck on graphic novels.

Yeah, thought I'd use this topic to vent. Call me a bitch, call me a whining cunt, at least I was able to tell him all this to his face. Lemme tell ya, it feels incredible. At least THAT was nice :P

And holy shit, this guy has major anger issues.


Punch him in the dick.

(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by LindaP on 07/11/10 at 15:28:00
Trust me, Innately, I would if I had to -__-


XIZOR wrote on 07/11/10 at 08:25:48:
Your guy friend menstruates? Ewwwwww

There's days when he's fine and dandy, then there's days where he snaps at the drop of a hat. So, yes, I'm pretty sure he does.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 07/11/10 at 16:48:34
Random.

Fucking little hottie walks in to do laundry at the laundrymat you go to every weekend wearing short, tight shorts and then fucking advertizing she's got a nice snatch.

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v355/MagnumTMA/?action=view&current=LadyatLaundrymat-1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v355/MagnumTMA/LadyatLaundrymat.jpg


I know she had to know every fucking dude in the place was looking at that shit when they went by. Eventually she stopped and crossed her legs but, she was sitting like that for a good 20 minutes I swear.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Azrael.Necrios on 07/11/10 at 16:53:29

(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 07/11/10 at 20:41:50
^^^^^ LMFAO

chicks like to do that attention bullshit all the time.. but God forbid you mention it to her, she'd be all up in arms and calling you a fucking perv

or she was just waiting for a group of guys to throw her up onto a washing machine and violate the piss out of her. looks like you missed out.. on getting herpes
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by King Kill on 07/11/10 at 21:45:43
assuming lindap is a female I cant help but wonder why she would put up with all the crazy dudes around here. lesbian? tomboy? just saying.

your friend is probably bi-polar like me.  is he gemini?


(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Kilrgrn on 07/12/10 at 04:01:47
Because Linda isn't a stupid attention whore, the rest of the TMAers don't treat her like one. Therefor there isn't much abuse going out.

It's really simple math: act like a dumb bitch, get treated like one.

And like Magnum said: Wear revealing clothing, prepare to be gawked at.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by King Kill on 07/12/10 at 04:21:03
didnt mean how she's treated. i mean im a lil surprised she doesnt get repulsed by some of the more sexual subject matter.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by LindaP on 07/12/10 at 04:38:18

King Kill wrote on 07/11/10 at 21:45:43:
assuming lindap is a female I cant help but wonder why she would put up with all the crazy dudes around here. lesbian? tomboy? just saying.

your friend is probably bi-polar like me.  is he gemini?


Lesbian? Not at all. Tomboy? I wouldn't really say. I don't have that many female friends though, I don't really like hanging out with girls around here that much >_>

No, he's not Gemini.


King Kill wrote on 07/12/10 at 04:21:03:
didnt mean how she's treated. i mean im a lil surprised she doesnt get repulsed by some of the more sexual subject matter.


This shit doesn't bother me. Why would it? It's just internet shit.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 07/12/10 at 12:10:09
I hope she shows up every Saturday to do some more poses. It made time fly. Legs up like that while she's sitting, bending over for long periods of time in front of her machines. Leaning halfway foward watching tv. That shit was tight.

Figuring any female that walks into here should have a good sence of humor for one. This is a TM site, not a WTFLOLOMFG chat site. That pretty much keeps alot of airheads out. Besides, a woman that comes in here should understand men better than most anyway.  

I'm sure Linda and Kilrgrn know exactly what I mean. It's hard to explain, and LOL at me trying to explain it.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by LindaP on 07/12/10 at 13:53:50

Magnum wrote on 07/12/10 at 12:10:09:
I hope she shows up every Saturday to do some more poses. It made time fly. Legs up like that while she's sitting, bending over for long periods of time in front of her machines. Leaning halfway foward watching tv. That shit was tight.

Figuring any female that walks into here should have a good sence of humor for one. This is a TM site, not a WTFLOLOMFG chat site. That pretty much keeps alot of airheads out. Besides, a woman that comes in here should understand men better than most anyway.  

I'm sure Linda and Kilrgrn know exactly what I mean. It's hard to explain, and LOL at me trying to explain it.


Just wondering, is anyone else in the forum a girl here besides me and Doktor?
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Meat Auger on 07/12/10 at 14:02:07
Why are the pictures so small?  I can barely see camel toe.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by -SCoLD- on 07/12/10 at 15:56:56
If you hung out with him on Friday and he wants to hang out with you again on Saturday...he is either using you for your benefits (the car thing), or he wants to bone you.

Probably both though, honestly.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by LindaP on 07/12/10 at 16:32:21

-SCoLD- wrote on 07/12/10 at 15:56:56:
If you hung out with him on Friday and he wants to hang out with you again on Saturday...he is either using you for your benefits (the car thing), or he wants to bone you.

Probably both though, honestly.


I'm pretty sure it's just using me most of the time.

I don't think he wants to bone me. Not now, at least. He's too obsessed with his ex. They've been apart for nearly a year and he won't take anyone else despite that plenty of girls have wanted to go out with him (and flat-out told him that).

He'd rather get bitched at and practically shat on by his ex than go look for someone else. :-?
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by -SCoLD- on 07/12/10 at 16:48:08
Most people want the things that are the most out of reach.  The grass is greener, etc.  Most people think if they can have a particular person now, that they can have that person later if the person they are hoping for doesn't work out.  If you show any sign of wanting a certain person, you are subjecting yourself to becoming their back up plan.

Plus most guys take a long time to fall in love and an even longer time to pick themselves up.

Either way, tell him to take the bus.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by LindaP on 07/12/10 at 17:24:57

-SCoLD- wrote on 07/12/10 at 16:48:08:
Most people want the things that are the most out of reach.  The grass is greener, etc.  Most people think if they can have a particular person now, that they can have that person later if the person they are hoping for doesn't work out.  If you show any sign of wanting a certain person, you are subjecting yourself to becoming their back up plan.

Plus most guys take a long time to fall in love and an even longer time to pick themselves up.

Either way, tell him to take the bus.


lmao love the way you ended that post.

I guess I can see what you mean. I don't think I'd ever go out with him. Nothing turns me off more than anger issues. Also being an irresponsible fuckhead. Thanks for the insight though!
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by DoktorStrychnine on 07/12/10 at 18:52:37
Speaking of randomness:
Who is this hot motherfucker in the triangle helmet? A bitch sent me his pic. This guy's sexy as TITS.


Das some hot shit right there.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 07/12/10 at 19:24:52
I sure hope you're trolling...
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by DoktorStrychnine on 07/12/10 at 19:39:00

Serpentine wrote on 07/12/10 at 19:24:52:
I sure hope you're trolling...

What the fuck does that even mean?! I was born on a farm so I'm not as media educated as you guys. A guy sent me his pic. He's said "I bet you like this guy". That's it. Just cut me a break here!  
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by LindaP on 07/12/10 at 19:41:32

DoktorStrychnine wrote on 07/12/10 at 19:39:00:
What the fuck does that even mean?! I was born on a farm so I'm not as media educated as you guys. A guy sent me his pic. He's said "I bet you like this guy". That's it. Just cut me a break here!  


That's Pyramid Head. He's from Silent Hill 2. Idiots People consider him the mascot of the series. The internet also usually uses him as a joke related to rape.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by DoktorStrychnine on 07/12/10 at 19:56:43

LindaP wrote on 07/12/10 at 19:41:32:
That's Pyramid Head. He's from Silent Hill 2. Idiots People consider him the mascot of the series. The internet also usually uses him as a joke related to rape.

THANK YOU! He's pretty sexy, and that's all that matters.
Why is he wearing a 'pyramid helmet' and is he a rapist?
What does 'troll' mean? I hear it everywhere.

(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by LindaP on 07/12/10 at 20:02:29

DoktorStrychnine wrote on 07/12/10 at 19:56:43:
THANK YOU! He's pretty sexy, and that's all that matters.
Why is he wearing a 'pyramid helmet' and is he a rapist?
What does 'troll' mean? I hear it everywhere.


I'm not entirely sure why he's wearing the helmet. That's just what Silent Hill's executioners wore, according to a picture James in SH2 saw.

People claim he "rapes" a couple creatures in the game. I think they're enjoying themselves though;



You be the judge.

Trolling? According to my brother, it's basically when people play dumb on the internet or pretend to be retarded about shit just to piss people off.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 07/12/10 at 20:05:30

LindaP wrote on 07/12/10 at 13:53:50:
Just wondering, is anyone else in the forum a girl here besides me and Doktor?


Kilrgrn.

Just watch out for Hellbent Linda. If you aren't already involved with him you will be before you know what happened.

(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by LindaP on 07/12/10 at 20:07:11

XIZOR wrote on 07/12/10 at 20:05:30:
Kilrgrn.

Just watch out for Hellbent Linda. If you aren't already involved with him you will be before you know what happened.


I've seen Hellbent around. But not for like the past week, haven't seen him post at all.

. . . but can I what happened? To be honest, I'm really intrigued now.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by DoktorStrychnine on 07/12/10 at 20:08:28

LindaP wrote on 07/12/10 at 20:02:29:
I'm not entirely sure why he's wearing the helmet. That's just what Silent Hill's executioners wore, according to a picture James in SH2 saw.

People claim he "rapes" a couple creatures in the game. I think they're enjoying themselves though;

You be the judge.

Trolling? According to my brother, it's basically when people play dumb on the internet or pretend to be retarded about shit just to piss people off.

Who cares?! I looked him up. That's some hot shit right there. I'd totally tap that.
It's only rape if it's non consensual. I'd bang that stud anytime!

Trolling. Who the hell plays dumb? What's the point?! Why the hell would someone do that just to piss someone off? How ridiculous! I can't believe there's even a term coined for that.
Thanks Linda, You're the best. I'm glad there's some puss in this forest of penis.



LindaP wrote on 07/12/10 at 20:07:11:
I've seen Hellbent around. But not for like the past week, haven't seen him post at all.

. . . but can I what happened? To be honest, I'm really intrigued now.

He's just a bro with relationship issues. He's has a prob with his past girlfriend, and he has rocky relationships at home. Apparently he works a lot at a bar too. I don't mind counseling people who need help. I've Skyped with Hellbent a few times. He's really a nice guy who just needs a hand. I don't get what's up with all the shit about him  
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by LindaP on 07/12/10 at 20:11:46

DoktorStrychnine wrote on 07/12/10 at 20:08:28:
Who cares?! I looked him up. That's some hot shit right there. I'd totally tap that.
It's only rape if it's non consensual. I'd bang that stud anytime!

Trolling. Who the hell plays dumb? What's the point?! Why the hell would someone do that just to piss someone off? How ridiculous! I can't believe there's even a term coined for that.
Thanks Linda, You're the best. I'm glad there's some puss in this forest of penis.


I did that to my friend's friend who I didn't like. He was a huge fan of Breaking Benjamin and I said he was lying when he said it in the room. He then started naming off their albums and all I said was "you made those up". He just got pissed and stopped talking.

I have to admit, it's funny to annoy people like that sometimes. Maybe that's why other people do it, just to be pricks :P


Quote:
He's just a bro with relationship issues. He's has a prob with his past girlfriend, and he has rocky relationships at home. Apparently he works a lot at a bar too. I don't mind counseling people who need help. I've Skyped with Hellbent a few times. He's really a nice guy who just needs a hand. I don't get what's up with all the shit about him  


Now let's see what Xizor says when he reads this :P

Thanks for clearing that up though!
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by DoktorStrychnine on 07/12/10 at 20:14:57

LindaP wrote on 07/12/10 at 20:11:46:
I did that to my friend's friend who I didn't like. He was a huge fan of Breaking Benjamin and I said he was lying when he said it in the room. He then started naming off their albums and all I said was "you made those up". He just got pissed and stopped talking.

I have to admit, it's funny to annoy people like that sometimes. Maybe that's why other people do it, just to be pricks :P

It's sad to hear about the internet pricks. I know there;s lots. I spend half my life in school and the other half with a buncha friends. Sometimes, I'm really thankful that I am clueless about what goes on on the internet.
Don't listen to the shit about Hellbent. I have no idea why people say that. He's pretty normal to me.

Now I see that 'Pyramid Head' is a stud. I could fap to that.

(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 07/12/10 at 20:16:00

-SCoLD- wrote on 07/12/10 at 16:48:08:
Most people want the things that are the most out of reach.  The grass is greener, etc.  Most people think if they can have a particular person now, that they can have that person later if the person they are hoping for doesn't work out.  If you show any sign of wanting a certain person, you are subjecting yourself to becoming their back up plan.

Plus most guys take a long time to fall in love and an even longer time to pick themselves up.

Either way, tell him to take the bus.


this all spot-on.. just I find that if you like a girl who's interested in someone else, just hang back, don't be clingy, and when the time comes, you will become the target, not the back-up plan. sometimes being the careless dick works.. ?

and as far as Pyramid Head goes, he's associated with rape cause the main character in SH2 has guilt issues about being sexually repressed cause his wife was sick and dying. she obviously wasn't getting any, so he started fantasizing about her nurses and shit, hence the sexy nurse monsters.. and to punish himself, he'd see Pyramid Head raping his wife. and since Pyramid Head is seen as the 'tormented tormentor', he wears the helmet as a punishment to himself.. I think its also a phallic symbol
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by DoktorStrychnine on 07/12/10 at 20:19:23

The Dizaster Child wrote on 07/12/10 at 20:16:00:
and as far as Pyramid Head goes, he's associated with rape cause the main character in SH2 has guilt issues about being sexually repressed cause his wife was sick and dying. she obviously wasn't getting any, so he started fantasizing about her nurses and shit, hence the sexy nurse monsters.. and to punish himself, he'd see Pyramid Head raping his wife. and since Pyramid Head is seen as the 'tormented tormentor', he wears the helmet as a punishment to himself.. I think its also a phallic symbol

I've never played Silent Hill (No duh) but apparently I see it gets pretty crazy. Sexy nurse monsters. Interesting. Sound like some type of STD transmitter. Still think Pyramid Head is hot even if he's some sort of rapist. I think I found a new guy to add to my list of sexy men.

(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by LindaP on 07/12/10 at 20:24:27

The Dizaster Child wrote on 07/12/10 at 20:16:00:
this all spot-on.. just I find that if you like a girl who's interested in someone else, just hang back, don't be clingy, and when the time comes, you will become the target, not the back-up plan. sometimes being the careless dick works.. ?

and as far as Pyramid Head goes, he's associated with rape cause the main character in SH2 has guilt issues about being sexually repressed cause his wife was sick and dying. she obviously wasn't getting any, so he started fantasizing about her nurses and shit, hence the sexy nurse monsters.. and to punish himself, he'd see Pyramid Head raping his wife. and since Pyramid Head is seen as the 'tormented tormentor', he wears the helmet as a punishment to himself.. I think its also a phallic symbol


Yeah but I think the fuckheads that made the joke in the first place weren't considering this. I think they were just looking at that one movie scene.

I've also come to terms that I hate the majority of the Silent Hill fanbase. The Sonic the Hedgehog of horror games. That's the way I see it now.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 07/12/10 at 20:27:37
Haha, Doc doesn't know what trolling is. Fucking newfag! You shouldn't have told her what trolling is Linda and instead just trolled her. Must think ahead!

And there is nothing wrong with Hellbent. I never said that. I'm just saying I've been around long enough to see him latch on to every female to grace the site. Nothing wrong with that, its just a pattern.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by DoktorStrychnine on 07/12/10 at 20:28:23

LindaP wrote on 07/12/10 at 20:24:27:
Yeah but I think the fuckheads that made the joke in the first place weren't considering this. I think they were just looking at that one movie scene.

I've also come to terms that I hate the majority of the Silent Hill fanbase. The Sonic the Hedgehog of horror games. That's the way I see it now.

Sonic the Hedgehog of horror games? How do those even compare? I red the Wikipedia on Silent Hill. Sonic characters are fugly (unless you're a bro who loves the bat-bitch) but Pyramid Head... like a Pop Tart, he's hot!



XIZOR wrote on 07/12/10 at 20:27:37:
Haha, Doc doesn't know what trolling is. Fucking newfag! You shouldn't have told her what trolling is Linda and instead just trolled her. Must think ahead!

Dude, I live in college classrooms, lecture halls, and at nightclubs. What did you expect? I'm a newb to this computer shit. I just learned that hentai= cartoon porn about a month ago. God, I'm green.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by LindaP on 07/12/10 at 20:30:40

XIZOR wrote on 07/12/10 at 20:27:37:
Haha, Doc doesn't know what trolling is. Fucking newfag! You shouldn't have told her what trolling is Linda and instead just trolled her. Must think ahead!

And there is nothing wrong with Hellbent. I never said that. I'm just saying I've been around long enough to see him latch on to every female to grace the site. Nothing wrong with that, its just a pattern.


lol well he hasn't done it to me yet :P
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 07/12/10 at 20:31:58
Then that means he for some reason hasn't seen you yet. Quick. Stuff a sausage down your pants leg.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by DoktorStrychnine on 07/12/10 at 20:33:59

XIZOR wrote on 07/12/10 at 20:31:58:
Then that means he for some reason hasn't seen you yet. Quick. Stuff a sausage down your pants leg.

Either that or he's gone gay.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by LindaP on 07/12/10 at 20:43:04
lmao you guys.

Nice avi change too, Dok :P
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by DoktorStrychnine on 07/12/10 at 20:48:01

LindaP wrote on 07/12/10 at 20:43:04:
lmao you guys.

Nice avi change too, Dok :P

Pyramid Head= SEX KITTEN


Gotta bounce. Need to write Gramma a birthday card.

(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Azrael.Necrios on 07/12/10 at 23:05:16

DoktorStrychnine wrote on 07/12/10 at 20:48:01:
Pyramid Head= SEX KITTEN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCL-BEDOqVA&feature=related


(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by LindaP on 07/12/10 at 23:19:50

DoktorStrychnine wrote on 07/12/10 at 20:28:23:
Sonic the Hedgehog of horror games? How do those even compare? I red the Wikipedia on Silent Hill. Sonic characters are fugly (unless you're a bro who loves the bat-bitch) but Pyramid Head... like a Pop Tart, he's hot!


-Strong series at first
-Had fierce competition with a series similar to it
-First to slow down between the two
-Original company disbands
-Gets passed around to different companies in order to keep the series alive (usually makes things worse)
-A dead series in the eyes of most true fans
-Embarrassing adaptation
-Majority of the fanbase is a bunch of retards these days
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/12/10 at 23:21:21
What about the reboot/returning-to-the-roots factor?
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by LindaP on 07/12/10 at 23:25:52

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 07/12/10 at 23:21:21:
What about the reboot/returning-to-the-roots factor?


Reboot? Silent Hill: Shattered Memories! But that hasn't happened to Sonic yet. Returning-to-roots? Silent Hill 0rigins tried to replicate the old material that the original company mastered, if that counts.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/12/10 at 23:28:06
You don't think this counts?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-bB8oZC0kY
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by LindaP on 07/12/10 at 23:32:20

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 07/12/10 at 23:28:06:
You don't think this counts?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-bB8oZC0kY


No no, I mean in that department it's different.

Dimps is making Sonic 4 and attempting to bring back the series to its old roots after MANY failures.

While Climax tried doing that to Silent Hill as soon as Konami decided it's time to let another company make a title.

The difference is that it didn't take a bunch of failures in the SH franchise to make a company try to remake the old material. Konami tried "returning-to-old-roots" much earlier.

Another difference is that Sonic 4 doesn't look like a piece of garbage.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/13/10 at 00:12:37
I'm not aware of any SH's other than 1, 2 and 4.  Obviously I understand that a third one exists, but I never played it, and never had it recommended to me by friends who play every SH.

I also have no idea how many there were after 4, and gauging by impressions from friends whose opinions I respect, I have no reason to know.  *googles Silent Hill franchise*  

As for Sonic games...1, 2, 3 S&K and Sonic CD are the ones I know.  I played SA1 and my overall standpoint is "meh, not bad, not great".  Of SA2, I played about an hour and gave it to my 4 and 5 year old cousins.  Not for me.  As for whatever happened to the series after that, that is a matter on which I refused to educate myself.  *googles Sonic franchise*  

Sonic 4 -  I think retrofitting a franchise is a tough line to walk.  Suffice it to say, Megaman 9 pulled it off quite well, and there's really no reason why Sonic can't.  It's just fucking gay they didn't ask me to do the soundtrack.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 07/13/10 at 02:37:49
Sonic 4 looks like they are pandering a bit too hard to the old fans. Kinda looks like a downgrade from Sonic 3 honestly. Which i guess is what they are going for.

I loved Sonic Rush on the DS. They did a nice job of making the gameplay like Sonic 2. While adding in that "turbo charge" meter you can fill by doing little tricks. Sort of like tony hawk if you gained turbo and invunerabilty from doing tricks.

It added an element of fun to the game because it rewarded you for going as fast as possible. Which i thought was the funnest part about those games. Going really really fast without fucking up.

I will probably buy Sonic 4 though. I'm a fucking sucker for 2D platformers. But nothing in that video looked very fun except for the Robotnik fight.

I wish they'd bring back that turbo meter and the mid air tricks from Sonic Rush. Those really did make the game alot more fun.

I hope they add some harder levels. Cause the stages in Sonic are fucking retardedly easy. That explains why the fanbase for the game consists of retards and sex offenders.

Actually nothing explains why Sonic fans are generaly sexualy confused weirdos. Seriously what caused that? Was it the cartoons?
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 07/13/10 at 02:47:54

Hellbent wrote on 07/13/10 at 02:37:49:
Actually nothing explains why Sonic fans are generaly sexualy confused weirdos. Seriously what caused that? Was it the cartoons?


Good question, I've had a female friend like that. She would always go on and on about how "sexy" Sonic or Knuckles are. She even hinted at how she would suck their cartoon cocks. And even wore Sonic merchandise clothings.

I love playing the original Sonic games, I'm a fan of it. It was actually one of the first games I played when I was a little fucker. But honestly, I don't get it why the fanbase is like that. *shrugs*

(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/13/10 at 03:20:27
This shit about the Sonic fanbase is all news to me.  I've never heard ANYTHING particularly singling them out.  I haven't heard anything about Sonic, in general, in years.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by DoktorStrychnine on 07/13/10 at 03:36:12

wrote on 07/12/10 at 23:05:16:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCL-BEDOqVA&feature=related

If the video wasn't so fuzzy and confusing, I would totally fap to that.
Pyramid Head= CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER

(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 07/13/10 at 04:01:54
I like the Genesis Sonic games.. well up to Sonic and Knuckles anyway. I even have an 8" Sonic in my car.. he's my mascot for the car shows I enter, and he seems to be a big hit whenever ppl look at my car.. whatever thats for
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 07/13/10 at 04:42:54
Seriously look up "Sonic Sex" in google image search with Safe Search turned off.

There are huge huge communities dedicated to Sonic and Tails fucking eachother. While Sonics female interests watches and cries. Then she has lesbian sex with the Bat lady. while Knuckles fists the 9 year old bunny rabbit.

"fan fiction", erotic drawings, even animations. The best part is if you look at some of the communities they are like "SEGA SHOULD LET KNUCKLES HAVE SEX WITH ROUGE IN THE GAME! WE ARE FULL GROWN ADULTS NOW AND WE SHOULD GET REAL ADULT STORIES! ALSO SONIC SHOULD BE ABLE TO SAY FUCK AND SHIT!"

You dont see much Robotnik though for some reason.

I bet it's related to the furry thing. Which would explain why Sonic is picked on so hard by the pornographers. It must have something to do with the cartoon series.

I remember the non funny one had some other characters you never saw in the Videogames. Also Sonic had a love interest. It was probably that which turned alot of kids onto the idea of Sonic characters being sexual.

Then the homosexual child molester portion of the furry community made it much more disturbing by having Sonic fucking Tails. Sick.

It takes alot for me to say a cartoon is sick too.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/13/10 at 04:57:40

Hellbent wrote on 07/13/10 at 04:42:54:
Seriously look up "Sonic Sex" in google image search with Safe Search turned off.

There are huge huge communities dedicated to Sonic and Tails fucking eachother. While Sonics female interests watches and cries. Then she has lesbian sex with the Bat lady. while Knuckles fists the 9 year old bunny rabbit.

"fan fiction", erotic drawings, even animations. The best part is if you look at some of the communities they are like "SEGA SHOULD LET KNUCKLES HAVE SEX WITH ROUGE IN THE GAME! WE ARE FULL GROWN ADULTS NOW AND WE SHOULD GET REAL ADULT STORIES! ALSO SONIC SHOULD BE ABLE TO SAY FUCK AND SHIT!"

You dont see much Robotnik though for some reason.

I bet it's related to the furry thing. Which would explain why Sonic is picked on so hard by the pornographers. It must have something to do with the cartoon series.

I remember the non funny one had some other characters you never saw in the Videogames. Also Sonic had a love interest. It was probably that which turned alot of kids onto the idea of Sonic characters being sexual.

Then the homosexual child molester portion of the furry community made it much more disturbing by having Sonic fucking Tails. Sick.

It takes alot for me to say a cartoon is sick too.






Yeah, I agree.  Pretty sick shit.  I'll spare myself the black hole that would be me googling "sonic sex".  


(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 07/13/10 at 05:10:14

(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/13/10 at 05:19:18
See you in Hell, sir.  


GG.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 07/13/10 at 05:21:35
Oh lawdy, am I about to get to sent to hell by an imaginary god?
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/13/10 at 05:30:23

Serpentine wrote on 07/13/10 at 05:21:35:
Oh lawdy, am I about to get to sent to hell by an imaginary god?


If God is so imaginary, then...then why...then..uhhhhh

Yeah, I'm a master of playing devil's advocate, but I've literally got nothing here.  Nothing funny, at least.  Except that the only thing creationists can come up with to defend their ideology against science is...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4

HAHAHAHA!  These make me laugh every time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504&feature=related

 
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 07/13/10 at 13:32:45
LMAO!! That peanut butter shit is hilarious. You've gotta be fucking kidding me. If there was new life in something he opened from the store, I think the company would go outta buisiness cause he'd sue the shit outta them..

At least Doc isn't like V-Wing. At least she can accept the slang or gist of what we're saying.

"Meat Auger
Why are the pictures so small?  I can barely see camel toe."

The reason why the pics are small is because it's a camera phone from about 20 ft away ya dummy. It's not like they guy who took them could get alot closer to her and make it obvious. I say those Jesus pics are a fabulous answer.  ::)
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by DoktorStrychnine on 07/14/10 at 05:27:15
Don't tell me it's like this shit.

(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 07/14/10 at 13:54:32
Know What's awesome? Random.....

Driving up a 2 lane road in my truck, and a car on my right wants to make a left. When they see my truck comming, so intent are they to make sure they beat me before I get any closer, they FAIL to look and see if anything is comming from their right.

Plowed passenger side by a fully loaded dump truck. So twisted am I....I continue driving because I got places to go.

And so did he. Remember kiddies......don't try and beat the truck.  ;D
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by NapalmSanctuary on 07/14/10 at 16:44:11
kidney stones SUCK. :'(
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 07/14/10 at 17:10:49
We just need Clint Eastwood to take care of Doktorstrychnine.


(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by DoktorStrychnine on 07/15/10 at 02:10:17

XIZOR wrote on 07/14/10 at 17:10:49:
We just need Clint Eastwood to take care of Doktorstrychnine.

Whoa Dude.

(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Cr8zy Eight on 07/15/10 at 05:41:53
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwod0DVGB9k
One word...PWNT
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/15/10 at 06:29:34
Oldie but a goodie.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 07/16/10 at 00:43:29
:o

the mom didnt even flinch lol!! why did she do that?
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by DoktorStrychnine on 07/16/10 at 19:51:49

The Dizaster Child wrote on 07/16/10 at 00:43:29:
:o

the mom didnt even flinch lol!! why did she do that?

Use your imagination.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 07/17/10 at 01:48:49
Random.

Backing up to a pool place yesterday, I was filling out my paperwork for all the information, when out of the garage area walked out a woman. A long black haired, hourglass bodied, 4 inch heels, short white ruffled skirt, tight black shirt, looking like a teacher in a porn movie fucking gorgious woman.

Needless to say I spanked it when I got home. I love my memory.  
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/19/10 at 01:06:07
What to do when her pussy stinks...
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 07/19/10 at 03:42:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jSFF5kRKjc&feature=related

Best version. It has the slow motion version. As well as the rapid looping version. I cant think of the proper word for that editing effect.

From what i hear that is not a PTA meeting. It's a courthouse. There is some dispute between deaths and a coma from a car accident. The lady who gets punched is basically saying "Did you know your dead daughter had THC in her system?"

The details on the car crash are that there was a collision, multiple deaths, 1 coma victim (supposedly the punched lady's daughter is the one in the coma). The lady who is punched is trying to place blame on the other parent's daughter, because she thinks that it was a intoxication caused accident.

Which it could have been true. Teenagers are known to use drugs and be stupid about it. Apparently one of the dead girls had THC in her system. But so does most of America. Besides THC stays in your system a very long time. Alcohol would leave your system quickly but i thought they tested for that after car accidents.... all you need is a syringe.

(interesting factoid, during newyears
years where i live. The police force you to take a blood test during a suspected DUI. Your other option is to go to jail. No choice)

Still you cant just rule out that the daughter was not drunk. It only takes a few drinks to get to the point to where your driving is affected. Especially if they were drinking WHILE driving. That shit hits you way harder. Because you have no grace period to get used to your delayed reaction and altered decision making from drinking.

I cant find any details about the actual car accident. Also at high speeds it seems harder to really tell what happened. Cause everything is smashed to shit. I'm going to assume that the "Lady who got punched" daughter was the one who got hit by an irresponsable driver.

Still. If it was an intersection or an oncoming lane. You never fucking trust a redlight or anyone driving near, next, and especially infront of you. You only have seconds to react, and most cases there is literally nothing that you can do if someone turns into you 20 feet away at 40mph.

The video is legandary. If i were the father of that girl i would have knocked her off the fucking screen.... If my daughter was dead and some lady is arguing about "WHOS FAULT IT IS". Then calling my dead daughter a druggie whore and being a massive fucking bitch.....  That is one of the few situations i could be pushed into hitting a woman.

Seriously geting bitched out for no logical reason is bad enough. But being bitched at about your DEAD DAUGHTER is a bit harsh. If i could. I would have teleported Myke Tyson in the middle of a knock out punch right where that lady was who hit her.

You have to give it to that old lady though. That was a "bop" punch. They do that in Bars alot when they want to hit you in the face without doing enough damage to get sued, instead of just doing the job the correct way. You can see her put a good deal of her body weight into it, but she did not have a full swing. Light punch even for her. But that shit looked painful! You can hear her nose cartelage! Either that or it's the camera person clinching his camera.

I bet if she put more weight into it that lady would have been spitting out teeth and bleeding instantly.

You can tell the young girl standing there was about to lose it. Then her mother lightly moves her out of the way and throws a beautiful punch right into her nose and front left teeth.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMHaiMzgCNA&feature=related

This is my favorite surprise knockout video.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/19/10 at 03:56:25

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMHaiMzgCNA&feature=related

This is my favorite surprise knockout video."

Yeah, we don't fuck around.  



(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 07/19/10 at 03:59:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OB9EU_Zotc&feature=related
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 07/19/10 at 12:40:36
Random.

I think Xizor wants one word and 3 word stories dead. Would crazy 8 step out into the octigon please?

I'm selling popcorn.

(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 07/19/10 at 15:39:20
Random: Do you actually do anything as a moderator?

Even spamming was not allowed on old BOTW. Though if i can use it to kill posts that suck. I'm totally joining in on it.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Roket on 07/20/10 at 07:20:29
something random I do.. I like watching hustlers in work because its so funny egging them on then leaving knowing you wont buy anything.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 07/20/10 at 13:47:25

Hellbent wrote on 07/19/10 at 15:39:20:
Random: Do you actually do anything as a moderator?

Even spamming was not allowed on old BOTW. Though if i can use it to kill posts that suck. I'm totally joining in on it.


No. I don't do anything productive, or meaningfull at all.

I'm just here sucking up space and air like any head honcho in a corperation that's important.......but doesn't do shit.




(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 07/20/10 at 16:32:50
I think Magnums been doing just fine as Mod lately seeing as how no one else is fucking policing this shit, hes had to step up and take charge. I'm glad he's putting his foot down a little more lately.

And the only people who can spam are vets.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by NapalmSanctuary on 07/21/10 at 04:25:07
its my birthday, im stoned for the first time in 3 months, life is good.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 07/21/10 at 04:45:09
Happy birthday dude!

As for me I'm holding off on smoking pot until Halo Reach comes out. I have a long history with Halo and pot so I figure if I hold out until it comes out I can get real good and toasty and enjoy the game.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by NapalmSanctuary on 07/21/10 at 04:58:52
thanks dude, i just wanted to smoke a little for my birthday, kinda sucks though cuz shit got expensive around here. paid $25 for what i usually pay $10 for. fuck it though, im stoned and i dont care.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 07/21/10 at 13:56:31
Random.

From now on....I'm just gonna start deleteing random replies all over the boads for the fuck of it.

Will anyone be able to guess who get's whacked next???????

I'm just kidding. I'm taking my aggrivations out because my car fucking dies Monday and I'm fucking screwed.

Taking donations........or deletions....
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by -SCoLD- on 07/21/10 at 16:38:30
Random.

I could have given you a much better deal Napalm...
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by NapalmSanctuary on 07/21/10 at 17:10:58

-SCoLD- wrote on 07/21/10 at 16:38:30:
Random.

I could have given you a much better deal Napalm...

yeah i hear ya Bro, and i wish i could've taken you up on that. all the same, it wasnt a bad birthday. got to smoke some weed, my dad took me out to eat, and the manager at the local gamestop gave me a cool ass CoD black ops poster when she heard it was my birthday. i had a good day.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by NapalmSanctuary on 08/10/10 at 14:07:27
anyone know where i can get a decent word processing program like microsoft word for free?
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by SynthR on 08/10/10 at 15:18:18
You can torrent it. Here's a link for just Word.

http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/202759749/microsoft+word?tab=summary

You can use ISOHunt to search Microsoft Office too.

If you need a torrent program, I've been using uTorrent for years.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by NapalmSanctuary on 08/10/10 at 21:27:13
found a free program called open office. according to my computer guy it does everything microsoft word does. even came with a novel template which was exactly what i needed.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by -SCoLD- on 08/10/10 at 21:37:20
I typed a long ass reply about Open Office but it got lost in translation so to reiterate.

Open Office is the shit.  I use it for everything at work and it's genius.  It can handle almost anything.  Between Open Office and "Foxit" PDF viewer, I can pretty much read and edit any office document and not kill computer resources like MS Word or Adobe Acrobat does.

MS and Adobe are resource snobs.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by SynthR on 08/10/10 at 22:55:52
How the hell do your replies get lost all the time, ha? Maybe you should type them out in your precious Open Office and copy and paste it here. Haha.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 08/11/10 at 02:34:48
I was gonna ask the same thing. I notice that I do all kinds of weird shit when I'm typing replies sometimes though. Normally its when I'm typing really fast I'll hit all kinds of short cuts that I don't even know about or delete whole lines of text, and all sorts of other things. I've had a reply completely delete itself once by some combination of keys I hit I suppose. I never noticed this before buts its been happening a lot more lately.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by NapalmSanctuary on 08/11/10 at 12:10:13
random

Gearbox has picked up Duke Nukem Forever

http://ps3.ign.com/articles/111/1111629p1.html
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by -SCoLD- on 08/11/10 at 15:34:30
I heard about that Gearbox thing and my head exploded.  I know NightShade hates Gearbox because Borderlands made him crazy, but I think their games a lot of fun, even though I never got to finish Borderlands.  I never get to finish anything anymore.  I am looking forward to DNF more now than I was before when the previous studio was [not] working on it.

Yes, Xizor.  This forum is crazy with the amount of delete shortcuts.  I've deleted entire replies, lines, and/or paragraphs and had to start over.  The main problem I have is I use like 8-10 tabs and my work laptop is nice but the memory is weaksauce and sometimes when I click REPLY it gives me some "Cannot find webpage..." crap and I have to go BACK and start over.

So 90% of the time I COPY my entire reply first.  The 10% of the time that I forgot to copy it because I am rushing and I lose it completely.  If it's only a few paragraphs I will retype but if it's a book I usually only hit the major points.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 08/11/10 at 16:52:23
Holy shit. NOW I'm really interested in DNF. Gearbox is underrated in my opinion. Hopefully they are working on Halo 4 as well. I'd rather them push Borderlands 2 but at least DNF is finally in good hands.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Brian Evol on 08/12/10 at 12:53:45
Random.

I can't find a good source for weed in Gainesville.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by NapalmSanctuary on 08/12/10 at 13:43:42

wrote on 08/12/10 at 12:53:45:
Random.

I can't find a good source for weed in Gainesville.

same problem in Kingston
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/13/10 at 14:15:14
Random:

Multi-tabling 8 games of .50/1.00 No Limit while having to take a dump.  Just as I click to be dealt out of the next hand on all tables, I get dealt top 10 hands on 3 tables simultaneously.  I lost the minimum with A/Ks vs. pocket 10's in a pretty quick hand, didn't feel like trying to represent the J on the flop I whiffed since I had to take a shit.  KK and AA on the other two tables.  AA won; raise pre, double barreled it and he folded without it getting too messy.  But the KK hand took forever for my opponent to act since I limped in after two folds and called his raise pre-flop since his table image was pretty "I'm just going to pick up a few pots by raising out the limpers" (Super System type stuff).  I was planning to bait a raise by betting any flop including a flop with an Ace anyway, just in case he was raising super light with Ace/rag I could easily be representing A/Jo or A/10s and move him off of his weak kicker or middle pair if he did in fact have something pre.  Long story short:  he also had KK and was playing it the same way he plays his trash hands.  

But as for that shit I had to take....

Yeah, it's just kinda lodged in there right now.  Missed opportunities.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Brian Evol on 08/13/10 at 18:14:07
Carla Gugino is smokin' hot.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/13/10 at 18:35:57
Wait, wait, wait...

These girls are porn stars?





(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Cr8zy Eight on 08/14/10 at 07:35:45
Quentin Tarantino...
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 08/14/10 at 16:15:43
Random bad timing.

You gotta hate hearing the family walking up the stairs back from grocery shopping, and your watching porn, locked in the apartment 2-3 strokes from busting a nut.

No fucking privacy.

And that damn brunette is absolutlely, deliciously, fucking bangable OMFG........



(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by King Kill on 08/14/10 at 20:17:12
Random? ok..

Got a black guy fresh out of prison sleeping on my couch (well not techncally mine but w/e i use it) for the weekend, not to mention he's washing his filth in my shower and pooping in MY toilet.. ugh.. how dare he. my sister/roomate is a negro magnet. im hiding my wallet and keys.. no not because he's black or an ex-con, becuase his deep voice is startling.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/14/10 at 20:23:40

King Kill wrote on 08/14/10 at 20:17:12:
Random? ok..

Got a black guy fresh out of prison sleeping on my couch (well not techncally mine but w/e i use it) for the weekend, not to mention he's washing his filth in my shower and pooping in MY toilet.. ugh.. how dare he. my sister/roomate is a negro magnet. im hiding my wallet and keys.. no not because he's black or an ex-con, becuase his deep voice is startling. goddamn, black ppl talk loud.



Whenever he walks past, or you walk past him, just hold your hands up in the air and say:  "look, bro, I don't want any trouble, okay?  We cool?  We cool?  I'm just walking over here, okay?"
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by King Kill on 08/14/10 at 20:45:33
That's basically how my day plays out now. I have to risk my life when i leave my room to get a bowl of spaghettios with meatballs. i avoid eye contact, but not entirely cuz that could seem rude and piss him off and he might reach for his glock thinking im a stuck up prick for not acknowledging his presence. so i make a little eye contact but not much because too much will make him think i want him or something probably. prison politics.

dare i drink his vodka he left in MY freezer? lol, better not..
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/14/10 at 21:09:43
Alright, I MAY be in a position to offer some assistance.  There are a few things you need to know about black people.  There are exceptions to these rules, as there are to any, but these exceptions are few and not necessarily cataclysmic when they arise.

The Last Dragon - This is one of the greatest cinematic achievements of all time.  No matter what your background is---whether you grew up in a wealthy family and were provided the best education money could buy or you're Straight Outta Compton---this is a masterpiece.  It's like fried chicken; when we see or hear this movie playing in any media format, we're interested.  You can't make a "thing" out of it, though.  It just has to be on and preferably somewhere in the middle.  

Old Kung Fu movies - Preferably Shaw Bros. films like "The Five Deadly Venoms" or "Master Killer" or "Heroes Of The East".  There's no other way to state the importance of these films other than to say "This Is Our Shit".  

Street Fighter - If he's playing, just ask:  "You want some comp?".  There are a few rules, here, though.  No playing as Claw (Balrog/Vega).  No consecutive throws (this has gotten me into some sticky situations when I first moved to the states from playing the hardcore players in Japan.  I threw the fuck out of everyone, it was just natural, but in the states, you could get suplexed off of the top of the arcade machine for this shit).  

Hope this helps.   8-)      
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 08/14/10 at 22:15:59
Shoot that nigger filth in the face, plug one in your sister for being a nigger fucking whore and then get on with your life.

If he just got out of prison hes as likely to fuck you as he is her. Unless you like big black dick in your ass I'd change this situation or at least establish who runs shit because if you don't hes going to get comfortable and think that the place is his house and next thing you know your cooking him dinner, giving him the remote, and biting your pillow.


(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 08/15/10 at 16:04:39
"The Last Dragon - This is one of the greatest cinematic achievements of all time.  No matter what your background is---whether you grew up in a wealthy family and were provided the best education money could buy or you're Straight Outta Compton---this is a masterpiece.  It's like fried chicken; when we see or hear this movie playing in any media format, we're interested.  You can't make a "thing" out of it, though.  It just has to be on and preferably somewhere in the middle."

"You don't even have a paintbrush! I would like to see her!"

;D  :D  

(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 08/16/10 at 01:06:14

XIZOR wrote on 08/14/10 at 22:15:59:
Unless you like big black dick in your ass I'd change this situation or at least establish who runs shit because if you don't hes going to get comfortable and think that the place is his house and next thing you know your cooking him dinner, giving him the remote, and biting your pillow.


true facts here. dont let him be the cock of the walk or you're gonna walking his cock.. comprende?

and 5 Deadly Venoms bored the fucking hell out of me.. like most kung fu flicks
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Gunslinger on 08/16/10 at 03:21:15
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/3500/darthvadero.jpg

(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by NapalmSanctuary on 08/16/10 at 13:38:56
the batteries on his lightsaber must have been low.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by NapalmSanctuary on 10/15/10 at 11:12:13
Random


Barack Obama and Sarah Palin are 10th cousins both descended from a guy named John Smith

Obama is also related to Rush Limbaugh (10th cousins once removed both descended from a guy named Richmond Terrell)

Obama is also related to George Bush, 11th cousins descended from a guy named Samuel Hinckley

on a final note Bush and Palin are 11th cousins once removed also descended from Hinckley who was John Smith's father-in-law


let the conspiracy theories roll.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 10/15/10 at 13:28:01
Keep it in the family tree.

Incest......the NWO
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by King Kill on 10/16/10 at 04:48:12
Random rant...


I hate people(who DON'T have DRL's) that purposly drive with all their lights on during the day, especially when it's hot, sunny and clear. They think it's safe?! What the fuck is safe about glaring headlights coming at you. They think it helps people see you? If you need headlights to be able to see a car in broad daylight with the sun shining then you're blind and shouldnt be driving in the first place. Plus it shortens the life of your headlights, so when you ACTUALLY need them they burn out, dipshit.

Fuck you and your daytime head lights.


Oh yeah... pot heads suck, too. Go fall on a bong or something.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 10/16/10 at 05:54:27
I can one-up the DRLs... the fags who buy aftermarket HID kits, then run them 24/7 so everyone can see that their shitty ass, beat to hell mid-80s Honda has 'pretty blue headlights'.. and 9 times out of 10, they're aimed wrong so they glare up and blind you regardless of how bright the sun is that day
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by King Kill on 10/16/10 at 06:06:05
That reminds me... halogen lights should be illegal. They're annoying and way too bright. Day or night. I get pulled over for neon lights under the car but it's okay to have overly bright headlights? okay, whatever.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 10/16/10 at 07:46:59
depending on the color neons you have.. red and blue will get you pulled over cause its considered impersonating an officer. I have blue, and I keep them on cause I just dont give a fuck lol

HIDs arent illegal cause they come factory in alot of your higher end cars these days. technically, any car that has them aftermarket is illegal but most cops are too either too dumb or lazy to care, and thats fine with me since both of my Cavaliers have them. but I keep mine aimed low so I dont blind ppl. thats the problem with most of them these days
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 10/16/10 at 16:26:25
"They think it's safe?! What the fuck is safe about glaring headlights coming at you. They think it helps people see you?"

Some trucking companies are required to run headlights at all times.

IMO, it doesn't make a difference. People still don't see the truck anyway.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 10/16/10 at 17:05:55
its not that they dont see you, its that most expect a trucker to be aware of their surroundings at all time, leaving ppl to do what they want. they never learn until they Metro is a pancake on the shoulder of 95 south

my boss was telling me a story about how him and his family were on 95, heading north to VA for vacation. he had his Cougar set to 85mph on cruise, and said some lil hatchback packed full of kids went flying passed him. he comments to his wife that they'll be pulled over up ahead cause the cops dont play up there... a lil while later, traffic comes to a crawl. finally, they get to hold-up: said hatchback had rear-ended a semi so hard, it snapped one of the axles and collapsed the rear of the trailer, crushing the car like a soda can. said they had to redirect traffic to the shoulder cause of the blood running from the car into the highway
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 10/16/10 at 17:26:02
"its not that they dont see you, its that most expect a trucker to be aware of their surroundings at all time, leaving ppl to do what they want."

That right there is the fucking problem. So it's my problem/fault that some stupid motherfucker rides the shoulder to get around me when the highway forks and they're now running out of road? I'm supposed to slow down and let him over? No. I'm not gfiving up my right of way. If I do....then it comes into question who's fault it is if I'm hit. Trust me. I've heard about this problem before. Never give up your right of way.

I can sit here all fucking day, and tell you about the insanity I see every day I drive in my brightly colored, 18 ton when EMPTY, non stopping car crusher.

Seriously, I'm like whatever because if people have the guts to go that fast, or want to pull out on a truck, they have to have the balls to take the hit.

(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 10/16/10 at 17:33:48

Magnum wrote on 10/16/10 at 17:26:02:
Seriously, I'm like whatever because if people have the guts to go that fast, or want to pull out on a truck, they have to have the balls to take the hit.

yessir, I cant stand drivers like that

(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by YellowJacket318 on 10/16/10 at 19:03:37
You have to see the people that drive like dicks around me up here when I'm driving the school buses...  I have to test drive the ones I've fixed if need be and people just don't give a shit.  I've seen people go around buses on the left at 10MPH over the limit WITH kids getting off the bus..  tickets get mailed but if I saw someone flying around a bus and it was my kid getting off, I'd follow the prick and beat the shit out of them.

I have sealed beam headlights in the BMW but want to get the factory elipsoids.. the problem with the aftermarked HIDs are that people put them into the reg. headlight housing which is for halogen bulbs.. the director in the headlights aren't correct for the bulb type or light output pattern.  HIDs shouldn't be legal for sale without the accompanying purchase of the correct projector or complete headlamp assemblies
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 10/16/10 at 19:46:53
I have custom-made projector housings in both cars, and they are sweet :)

yea dude, if I saw some asshole blow passed a bus with MY kid coming off of it.. holy shit.. that guy better be fast
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by King Kill on 10/16/10 at 23:27:58
Im all too familiar with truck driving. Ive seen it all.

I once saw a nasty wreck as it happened right in front of me. A semi lost control I guess(probably fell asleep) and cut across the median on the freeway at full speed and plowed into a ford explorer, turning it into a ball of metal and sending it flying into the shoulder. Seeing the aftermath is one thing, but watching as it happens is pretty incredible.

Ive been hit by a semi myself. Took the roof clean off my(semi) truck and smashed my truck in half. Truck drivers don't always pay attention. As soon as I get that settlement Im buying a new ps3.

Anyway, my point is: headlights DON'T prevent wrecks(in clear weather). Driver awareness does! Now if only GM and Toyota would figure that out... toyotas are the worst about this. Maybe their drivers are just stupid. Who knows.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by DeathStrikesBack on 10/17/10 at 03:08:39
I saw a UPS truck get hit by lightning, hit a median and go ping ponging across the road. Scared the fuck out of me, seemed to be happening in slow mo right in front of me. I saw the driver walking out though, I didnt have any space to stop in otherwise I would've.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by InfernalDeath on 10/17/10 at 07:58:24
Procrastination mode kicking in here.

This past week, I got called in the morning regarding a job interview I requested from earlier in the year. Next day, he calls back and then I ask him what was the name of the company. Looked it up shortly after, and people said it was a scam. Replies were regarded as far back as 3 years ago and people seemed to have dealt with the same type of problem with this company in more recent times. Was a bit unsure with what I read, so I went anyway.

I wasted 2 hours listening to this damn nigger regarding how the employee gets screwed over and such. So then he pulls out a binder regarding the "job."

Was not interested. He tries to beg me to give him other peoples' numbers and say no. I leave.

Back to the exam.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 10/17/10 at 13:44:44
Here in Oregon, it's overcast probably 3/4 of the year. Everyone drives with lights on, because it isn't super bright outside. It's all fine and dandy until some smug fucker in his "super reliable will last for 200 years" Toyota Prius is blaring down the road with his bright blue brights on, blinding you. Twice as worst at night, especially with all the pitch black winding backroads. I fucking hate not only Prius owners, but Toyota as a whole.

Speaking of smug Prius assholes and semi crashes, I was driving down the highway when Dr. Smug flew past me going 90. Watched him go on the shoulder to pass a car going the speed limit on a fucking hill. WTF? It's bad enough he goes on the shoulder, but on a hill? Past said hill was a semi slowing to a stop on the shoulder. One of his tires had blown out, so he was stopping. Smug asshole flew strait into the back of his trailer. You know how the actual compartment part of the trailer goes past the rear axle? He flew straight into it, smashed all the way to the axle, and spun straight out into the middle of the road. He died instantly, Prius was on fire, all the body panels of the front of the Prius had gotton stuck to the trailer. Looked like a satellite dish. Smelt like death and battery acid.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 10/17/10 at 15:24:52
I'm not gonna sit here and defend truckers if they're in the wrong too. I've seen semi's doing 80-90 down the highway, weaving in and out of traffic.  

The people I really hate are the ones who drive them Smart cars. Those little fucking shoeboxes. I actually laugh when I see them flying down the highway doing anything over 65. I'd be scared to drive them things.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 10/17/10 at 18:48:09
Infernal, was that company called Vector Marketing? curious is all..

you're telling me that this 1-ton Prius rear-ended a semi and made it to the axle on the trailer? that is damn near impossible to do these days, and I'm sure Mags will know what I'm talking about. I dont know when, but the DOT required trailer builders to put these crash bars on the back end of a trailer to prevent cars who crash into the back of a truck from making it to the axle and getting wedged in. either that trailer is WAY out of date and avoids inspection, or that Prius was FLYING.. like, more than 90mph. nonetheless, the dumbfuck got what he had coming to him driving like a prick. for fuck's sake, there coulda been a fucking mid-size with a blown tire on that shoulder instead.. with a family in it waiting for AAA to come change their tire... or worse, someone coulda been changing the tire as this asshole came flying over the hill.... I fucking HATE ppl who dont think logically  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by InfernalDeath on 10/17/10 at 19:13:40
*sigh* Stupid drivers...

The company was called Primerica. Seems like you went through some kind of dilemma similar to mine?
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 10/17/10 at 19:21:03
If by "crash bar" you mean a tiny strip of metal with tail lights on it, than yes, he flew through it.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 10/17/10 at 20:36:03


no, I'm talking about that bar underneath the taillights with the red reflective tape on it.. looks like a step (and usually is used for one). its also referred to as a DOT bar. believe it or not, thats designed to keep 2 tons of flying steel from hitting the rear axle - and works everytime  :o  I should know, I hit one with my ex-wife's Jetta. we were only doing like, 30 tho.. I was able to fix her car in the driveway lol

yes Infernal, it was a marketing scam job. I sold Cutco knives.. paid for my own demo kit, had to find my own contacts, references and leads. less than 5% are actually successful at it. I wasnt. I made enough to make up for the cost of the demo kit and pay the speeding ticket I got on the way to orientation. I plan on parting out the demo kit on eBay. a friend of mine did and made 3 times what he paid for it lol

www.scams.com

look up that company that called you. they might be there. Vector is lol
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by InfernalDeath on 10/17/10 at 21:33:45

The Dizaster Child wrote on 10/17/10 at 20:36:03:
yes Infernal, it was a marketing scam job. I sold Cutco knives.. paid for my own demo kit, had to find my own contacts, references and leads. less than 5% are actually successful at it. I wasnt. I made enough to make up for the cost of the demo kit and pay the speeding ticket I got on the way to orientation. I plan on parting out the demo kit on eBay. a friend of mine did and made 3 times what he paid for it lol

www.scams.com

look up that company that called you. they might be there. Vector is lol


Actually, when I looked up Primerica that day, there was also a small mention of Cutco knifes($300 a kit???). Primerica had life insurance kits that cost about $200-$300 from the beginning of the thread I found, which was created about 3 years ago. Nowadays, they're $99 each. The guy asked for the same price...you know what happened next.

Search engine website...? No thanks.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 10/17/10 at 22:08:55
no, its a forum-based site. just use the search bar to find a thread for what you're looking for. and thats more than double what I paid for my demo kit.. thats rediculous
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 10/18/10 at 02:46:29

It was like this. Same idea. I don't know if it's a safety thing on Prius' or something, but the engine dropped to the ground to stob it from going through the dash. So basically, the engine shot down to the ground, missing the back of the compartment. Now, the trailer was going like 20 MPH, and the Prius was going 90. So yep.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 10/18/10 at 04:03:23
either way, regardless of what the Prius does, that white bar under the doors is supposed to stop anything in its tracks so it doesnt slide under the trailer

thats weird about the engine tho. I wish the old Chevys did that... the Camaros were notorious for that. my friend wrecked his Silverado on the way to skool (I was asleep in the passenger seat - no fun waking up to an accident) and the motor did the same thing. ripped thru the floor AND the dash..
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 10/18/10 at 12:42:06
When I had to take my test for my A, I had to call it the ICC bar. I've never asked what it stood for officially, because I always knew it as "International/Interstate Car Catcher" It's not correct but, I'm sure that's how alot of truckers know it as.

If it's rusted pretty good, it's not going to be as strong. Even rusted, it's gotta be a ton of something to break it. Then again, not much can stand up to retardation.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 10/18/10 at 20:00:00
lol @ Interstate Car Catcher... the closest thing you'll find to retard-proof
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 10/19/10 at 06:58:36
Raised 10xBB UTG with A/4s Clubs with an ultra-tight image at the table (hyper unorthodox move, as I was doing what is known as "stealing from Under The Gun": raises from early position preflop are respected due to the fact that in a full ring game you're raising into 8 people who can easily three-bet you with air and force a fold).  So I get 4 callers since they kept pricing each other in, and I'm 2nd to act post-flop since the BB flatted.  Pot is now bigger than I'd intended, but I've flopped a flush draw with an inside straight draw, so I do the obvious thing and semi-bluff bet 2/3 of the pot with my monster when the BB checks to me.  One raise, one re-raise, one all-in shove, I re-shove the rest of my super deep stack with massive implied odds (since I know the other deep-stacked player will call, forcing the other middle stacked player to call given the pot odds pricing him in).  So 4 of us are all in on the flop and I have a massive edge.

Turn is a brick.

River is a brick.  

I win the pot with Ace high.  Big Blind has 3/7s Clubs, Middle Position had K/Js Spades, Middle Position 2 had J/10.  

Don't try this at home.  I played this pot with 20% of my winnings for the day.  

I get sicker sometimes, though, by over-betting the pot by a factor of 5 when I have an OESD or flush draw.  Eeeeeeeeeeeeeasy money.  
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Necrocom4 on 10/21/10 at 18:42:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJHpUO-S0i8

i dont care what they say i would not feel save in that damn thing
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 10/22/10 at 13:25:22
Ya. Those little shoeboxes flying down the highway.

I'll admit that's an impressive video of a crash like that for that car. I thought it'd be a pancake.

Fuck that. No way I'd drive in them things.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 10/23/10 at 05:41:02
we got a turbo one in town. I dont know why

I agree with the vid comments tho. thats just shows what happens when it smacks into a non-moving object. lets see what happens when it hits a moving vehicle..
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 10/25/10 at 07:25:05
<PureNRG> Is it ok if a parent forks a few children and then dies, leaving the children to finish what they have to and then die themselves ? or should the parent stay doing nothing and reap the kids ?
<boog2> It's tragic if children die before their parents.

-  Page 195 of bash.org
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 10/25/10 at 13:55:48
motherfucker...

/facepalm

would these be the same kidss from that dumbass kiddie pop thing you posted last time?
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 11/07/10 at 02:28:21
I bet 1337 ($13.37) on every flop for one of my sessions today.  Fucking own.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 11/12/10 at 04:09:03
The release of Call of Duty: Black Ops has reduced the risk of teen pregnancy by 50%.

Go play your CoD:BO you fucking faggot teenagers while I bang the shit out of your tight teenage girlfriends pussies and make them call me daddy while they cry.

Also, I've been trying to go green lately. Yep. By putting my dick in a girls ass I completely negate the risk of having a bastard child who's carbon footprint would be yet one more life suck from this planet. Its official. Sodomy is going green.

Next time you see a hybrid car with a baby seat in the back, break the window out fight club style, steal the baby seat and replace it with a condom.

Next time you see a gay. Shake their hand and tell them thank you. They are part of the solution. Because they aren't pumping out retarded babies the world will have one less fucking stupid person in it.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 11/12/10 at 05:18:49
I'm gonna assume rages/rants falls into "Randomosity."

All I've read lately are "Hurr omg Paranormal Activity 2 is best Paranormal Activity!!!" on Facebook and people telling me left and right, that I should go to the fucking movies to see it. I decided to pirate the movie and see for myself, I turned off the movie halfway. Good god, this is absolute shit. Seriously? This is what Hollywood has come to? And they have decided to do remakes of B-movies like The Toxic Avenger. Talk about running on empty for creativity.

Paranormal Activity fans can go fuck themselves. Actually, you know what would be fucking absurd and hilarious? Cutting their guts open with butter knives with extremely dull edges then raking out their insides with a garden hoe and just drop the fucking hoe and walk away. That would make for a good enough cliff-hanger ending in the today's standards of shitty horror movies. Horror is the new comedy.

People asking me the same fucking question over and over and over and over. Like "Are you okay, are you okay, are you okay, are you okay, are you okay, are you okay?" Especially after I've given them the most direct answer possible, more direct than a drill sergeant on crack cocaine.

Fucked over by my boss at work. I'd love to see how he'd react to having 200 dollars taken off his pay check for no fucking apparent reason. Reminds me of this movie where the boss is going around the big city in a taxi cab, reeking of liquor and robbing certain gas stations with a toy .357 with the orange cap just because he isn't getting sucked off by his wife and this is how he raged. I'm pretty sure in this case, my boss is upset because he isn't getting reamed by his transvestite wife.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 11/12/10 at 06:32:48

Serpentine wrote on 11/12/10 at 05:18:49:
"Are you okay, are you okay, are you okay, are you okay, are you okay, are you okay?"



BUSTAAAAAAAAAAH WOLF!
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 11/13/10 at 02:23:22
People cannot hold onto beer bottles. They have 2 thumbs and 8 fingers. But that is not enough to hold onto a cold wet glass cylinder full of beer.

Beer bottles should come with some kind of grip on them. Like they build onto waterbottles. Then i would not have to clean up the glass and mop up the beer nearly as often.

I had considered swapping to aluminum cans. But people are so damn picky about what they get a drink served in. I mean for a Bar anyways. It's not like i'm running some kind of winery or anything fancy. Even if i was. You would not be able to buy a beer for $2.50 at too many fancy places.

I can kind of understand why someone would want a wine glass for their wine, instead of a plastic cup. Or perhaps a real shotglass for that 8 doller shot of Patrone, with salt and a lime and shit. But i'm just talking about beer. Domestic beer is only about 25% more expensive than bottled water.

I guess you don't want to look cheap while drinking your Miller Highlife. I know glass has a nicer feel to it. I'm just sick of sweeping up glass every time the bottle slips out of your drunken little baby grip.

Aluminum would also make the trash alot lighter. I could even recycle the cans and make some extra money. Nobody wants to pay shit for glass.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 11/13/10 at 16:10:34
Yea. That and you wouldn't have to worry about a bottle upside the head if someone gets pissed. I don't know of many bars in my area that serve beer in glass. It's either can or cup of draft. I don't think it'd hurt your biz. This is Texas so....

"Look! Half price apples!"

"Your random"
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by InfernalDeath on 11/14/10 at 18:22:41
"Happy Eid-al-Adha" (On Nov. 16)

This was quoted from my Best Buy flyer.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by King Kill on 11/15/10 at 05:44:10
A few things I hate that I deal with on a regular basis.

People whistling to themselves loud enough everyone has to hear it
People singing along to their music
Public spitting
Using the word "pussy" to describe a womans vagina AND cats. This can lead to confusion.
The use of the word "shit" instead of "stuff". Way to fuckin water down a cuss word.
Saying "do what?" instead of "what", or "what's that?"
Football
The black guy at work that always wants my money

And I wish people would stop saying "twenty-10", "twenty-11" etc. It's two thousand ten. I'm not jumping on that bandwagon anytime soon.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 11/15/10 at 06:15:48

King Kill wrote on 11/15/10 at 05:44:10:
A few things I hate that I deal with on a regular basis.

People whistling to themselves loud enough everyone has to hear it
People singing along to their music
Public spitting
Using the word "pussy" to describe a womans vagina AND cats. This can lead to confusion.
The use of the word "shit" instead of "stuff". Way to fuckin water down a cuss word.
Saying "do what?" instead of "what", or "what's that?"
Football
The black guy at work that always wants my money

And I wish people would stop saying "twenty-10", "twenty-11" etc. It's two thousand ten. I'm not jumping on that bandwagon anytime soon.


The only thing missing from this list, as far as my perspective is concerned, is:

People saying "I know dat's right" for no goddamned reason.  I can't stand black people trying to act blacker and more hood than they actually are.  I can't stand "black girl attitude" for the fucking life of me.  It's like they spent their entire stint in the womb listening to Pantera:  FUcking Hostile.

(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by NapalmSanctuary on 11/15/10 at 07:18:03
people that write in ebonics, you breezed right over it and still missed it dude.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 11/15/10 at 07:28:46
I'd like to become an english teacher in a black and trashy white town.

Just to read those book reports.
"And den dat homeboy Marky T. was all "What'z crackin' mah niggas?" and dey is all like "Nuttin' frontin' 'round he'ya" "
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 11/15/10 at 08:41:30
"Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?" I love that jive talk scene from Airplane.

There needs to be a league specifically for black women to fight in. It's always hilarious when there are black women fights. They cock their heads back and forth while they flail and claw at each other. Sometimes there'd be crack falling out of their panties and some homeless guy would run to get it. Homeless people could be great referees/janitors because they'd be all about fairness and they could pick up all the crack and clean up the blood after each fight. They would make money doing it!
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 11/15/10 at 10:55:19

Serpentine wrote on 11/15/10 at 08:41:30:
"Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?" I love that jive talk scene from Airplane.

There needs to be a league specifically for black women to fight in. It's always hilarious when there are black women fights. They cock their heads back and forth while they flail and claw at each other. Sometimes there'd be crack falling out of their panties and some homeless guy would run to get it. Homeless people could be great referees/janitors because they'd be all about fairness and they could pick up all the crack and clean up the blood after each fight. They would make money doing it!


That is one dandy America-saving initiative.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by InfernalDeath on 12/01/10 at 09:53:18
http://inception.davepedu.com/

(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 01/14/11 at 08:06:15
My birthday is in 12 days.  Gimme presents!  

No, seriously, I think I'm going to ask for like 10 band shirts.  

/end self-important post
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 01/14/11 at 08:31:53
Would a t-shirt of me and my sexy beard playing the drums suffice for a gift?
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 01/14/11 at 08:37:16
You want it.  I want it.  The only thing stopping us is ourselves.  Do you have a wrench!?
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 01/14/11 at 08:50:37
A cock wrench?
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 01/14/11 at 13:37:53

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 01/14/11 at 08:37:16:
You want it.  I want it.  The only thing stopping us is ourselves.  Do you have a wrench!?


Robots shat on my horoscope.

Your fucking present is in the future. It's a gift wrapped bottle of applejuice.  

Think how much money Xizor would make selling T-shirts like that?
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 01/27/11 at 15:24:06
I'm tired of dumb ass rules....

http://failblog.org/2011/01/25/epic-fail-photos-urine-flow-chart-fail/

I KEEP IT REAL WIT JESUS YO!!!!! FO REALZ!!!!

http://poorlydressed.failblog.org/2010/12/18/fashion-fail-i-no-longer-know-what-keeping-it-real-means/

I know I can see this happening in a Dim Shades Comedy Fic.

http://poorlydressed.failblog.org/2010/12/15/fashion-fail-a-catalog-for-speed-suits/
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 01/27/11 at 16:14:15







(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 01/28/11 at 04:18:26
even tho there is already a thread for funny pics, omg these are fucking hilarious. I wanna do the baby thing
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 01/28/11 at 04:25:47
I can't get enough of the clenched-fist "YEAH!".
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by NapalmSanctuary on 01/28/11 at 06:55:53
castlevania lords of shadow is awesome
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 01/28/11 at 13:23:22
LMFAO @ the baby thing. Fucking hilarious.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 01/29/11 at 16:38:38
I got these for my birthday, which was Wednesday.  They should be arriving any day now.  I can't wait to rape my entire music library with these.  


(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 01/29/11 at 17:26:50
hmm.. am I the only one here that hates earbuds? just curious..
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 01/29/11 at 17:42:30
I'm not particularly fond of them, but it's not as though I wouldn't use them if I had no other option.  
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 01/29/11 at 22:03:40
Earbuds are terrible. Worst invention of all time.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 02/04/11 at 19:58:01
The girl, the car, or the beer?

http://www.beertripper.com/OffTopic/2010/ot_The_Girl_The_Car_or_The_Beer.html
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 02/04/11 at 20:11:54
My first chick was Lois Griffin so I had to choose her. Who doesn't want to bang Lois Griffin?

Edit: in a choice between Deanna Troy, and 1969 Camero, and Budweiser I of course chose Deanna Troy and the sight told me I was wrong.....?
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 02/04/11 at 20:27:14
I think that site has a muscle car bias.  
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by DeathStrikesBack on 02/04/11 at 20:32:54

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 02/04/11 at 19:58:01:
The girl, the car, or the beer?

http://www.beertripper.com/OffTopic/2010/ot_The_Girl_The_Car_or_The_Beer.html


Shit, Seven of Nine or the 2010 Dodge Challenger.

Seven Of Nine.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by magnum on 02/05/11 at 18:18:50
Damn you Innately. I was fucking with that shit for 30 minutes.

I guess when I get told I'm wrong picking a woman over a car, I guess it's because it's personal choice/preferance? I love cars but....this is pussy we're talking about here.

I did pick some cars and beers over some women though not by much.....
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 02/18/11 at 06:24:18
www.yourworldoftext.com/msernst
You just write. Anywhere. With people. Pretty entertaining, just watch out for the Bieber and Jersey Shore fans.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by King Kill on 02/18/11 at 19:08:04
Yoville sex...
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 03/12/11 at 16:24:44
http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/

Trollin' bastards.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 03/12/11 at 16:36:24
OMFG...I wish I could have that kind of attention.

HOW DAT HAPPEN YO?!?!
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 03/13/11 at 07:23:44
LMAO.. wow, that was so stupid, it was actally funny
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Gunslinger on 03/26/11 at 05:20:39
Most Guests ever online was 138 on 01/11/11 at 15:32:43
I just saw this on Forum Statistics. What the fuck made so many guests come on here that day? The total number of people on was 150.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by InfernalDeath on 03/26/11 at 05:36:27
It had something to do with one of Jaffe's tweets. Now, if I recall correctly, it was with either that Prime chick or YJ's masterpiece collection.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 04/06/11 at 05:33:23
I think I'm going to make a porn of me fucking this chick....
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 04/07/11 at 00:58:22
damn, that IS random lol.. just dont upload it here. Nightshade will have a heart attack
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by InfernalDeath on 04/13/11 at 05:56:46
The evening can really suck once you notice that your-recently-discovered cute cam girl isn't on.  :'(

Well, time to check out the Eat Sleep Play forums to relieve myself.
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 04/13/11 at 06:37:35
Vicky Vixen.. hottest cam girl ever. but I still won't pay to watch that shit lol
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 04/13/11 at 16:28:31
I thought the only reason to go on those cam sites was to piss off the guys forcing the girls to do the show. Say stuff like "KON WEI! YOU OWE ME MONEY! I'M COMING TO GET YOUR BITCH!"
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 04/13/11 at 18:58:56
Fuck yeah.  2 pm and I'm going to get fucking super-drunk and beat up some scrubs on GGPO.

I'm thinking I'm going to have to take a week-long vacation when TMPS3 drops.  Hopefully we'll have a solid or regular chat and/or voice chat spot to discuss shit at length.  
(Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/20/11 at 17:40:12
I'm getting my Master's, fuck it.  Life's too short to be relying on poker for your financial security.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by SynthR on 08/20/11 at 18:15:27
Are you bluffing?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/20/11 at 18:30:23
I promise to show after you fold if you promise to stay in the game for another 5 hours.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by NapalmSanctuary on 08/20/11 at 20:18:35
I posted the concept art for the main character in my novel i told you guys about on my facebook so if im on your FL check it out. If im not you can add me, look for Rob Wardell in Kingston tennessee, just tell me who you are first. IG if you see it and say noob saibot i swear to god i will own your ass in MK for the rest of your life, trust me, ill make it happen. That pic was drawn well over 6 months before the revealed Noob. I had no idea they were gonna go with the sentient shadow thing.

EDIT: Besides, My guy makes noob look like a chump.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/20/11 at 21:55:05
I really don't like using Facefuck, so if you post it here I can just go ahead and tell you it looks like Noob.  :-)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by InfernalDeath on 08/21/11 at 00:05:18
Nice drawing, dude.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/21/11 at 00:19:59
Looks like Saibot.



En garde!



J/k.  Good work.


ps - you can temporarily copyright things simply by e-mailing them to yourself.  




Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by PureNRG on 08/21/11 at 00:20:55
Wow, she needs to do the drawings for the tattoos I'm designing..

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/21/11 at 00:24:56
There shouldn't be any issue with Noob.  I'd be more concerned with people hating on the idea as being a rip-off of Eddie from Guilty Gear.  

Eddie is Zato's shadow, but in the later games, Eddie took control over Zato or some such convoluted shit.


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by NapalmSanctuary on 08/21/11 at 01:00:58
Thx for the compliments yall, The artist i hired lives in texas so we operated through emails and i kept all the originals so i guess there shouldnt be a problem. as far as guilty gear goes, i never played it so i have no idea what your talking about.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/21/11 at 01:46:43
Eddie is a very complex character who is operated solely by Negative Edge.  Pressing a button will cause Zato to attack whereas releasing a button will yield an attack by Eddie.  You can hold each button indefinitely, and there are some ridiculously cool set-ups you can do with him.  Including, but not limited to triple un-block-ables.  

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by NapalmSanctuary on 08/21/11 at 01:58:09

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 08/21/11 at 01:46:43:
Eddie is a very complex character who is operated solely by Negative Edge.  Pressing a button will cause Zato to attack whereas releasing a button will yield an attack by Eddie.  You can hold each button indefinitely, and there are some ridiculously cool set-ups you can do with him.  Including, but not limited to triple un-block-ables.  


Wow, that actually sounds interesting. MK needs a character like that.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/21/11 at 02:00:32
What MK needs is for you to be online, getting fucked up by my Kabal.  (lol I don't even know any combos)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by NapalmSanctuary on 08/21/11 at 02:03:41

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 08/21/11 at 02:00:32:
What MK needs is for you to be online, getting fucked up by my Kabal.  (lol I don't even know any combos)


Im coming, not sure how many games ill be able to play cuz im sick to my stomach still so when you see me say no on play again that just means i cant take it anymore.


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by InfernalDeath on 08/23/11 at 03:11:48
Spam attack in 3, 2, 1...

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/23/11 at 04:06:01
Just cancel f+3,2 into dash cancel b.s. into mix-ups.  

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/23/11 at 15:08:18
Did anybody feel that earthquake?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Sling on 08/23/11 at 15:37:51
Wasn't it only on the east coast? I didn't feel anything.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/23/11 at 15:51:27
I felt a bit of a tremor, and messaged a few friends about it.  Really, I was just trying to determine whether or not I was imagining things when, lo and behold, the shit is all over the news.  

When I'd first felt the tremor, I promptly went outside.  

In Japan, we were always told to stand in certain doorways during quakes, and to never go outside.  In NC, however, I imagine that earthquakes are not generally an architectural concern, so I will not be caught dead inside of my bottom-fucking-floor apartment during a quake.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by King Kill on 08/23/11 at 21:56:20
The dark side of dating...

http://www.stdmatch.net/


Butt sex for starters...

http://www.askmen.com/dating/vanessa/28_love_secrets.html

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 08/24/11 at 05:29:58

Quote:
"The rectum, once it’s ready, literally swallows the penis up and can’t get enough."

Cannot unsee.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 08/24/11 at 13:52:39
Tell that to Mr.Hands.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 08/25/11 at 19:05:11
These new pretzel M&Ms are the shit.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 08/26/11 at 04:24:23
I want to go up to a hipster, and put a padlock through their enlarged earlobe hole.
And make it a Masterlock. Can't shotgun that shit. Masterlock Carbonite or whatever.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 08/26/11 at 12:21:37

wrote on 08/26/11 at 04:24:23:
I want to go up to a hipster, and put a padlock through their enlarged earlobe hole.
And make it a Masterlock. Can't shotgun that shit. Masterlock Carbonite or whatever.



I'm buying a lot of high power rare earth magnets soon. You gave me a really funny idea for a prank on this guy at the tattoo shop.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by King Kill on 08/26/11 at 16:38:10
Sometimes if I gently tickle and message my butt, it helps me pee.


When I get excited, I flip off the ceiling and shout "FUCK YOU GOD".

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by PureNRG on 08/27/11 at 15:54:54
Message your butt, eh?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 08/27/11 at 23:37:44
This excites NRG.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by PureNRG on 08/28/11 at 16:31:46
You fuck, I was pointing out the misspelling.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 08/29/11 at 06:36:16
I just imagine a bunch of tiny people fighting with guns and rockets all over the bathroom.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 08/30/11 at 22:49:45
http://www.king5.com/news/Boy-trhowing-rocks-from-overpass-shot-by-crossbow-128674563.html

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 08/30/11 at 23:31:59

wrote on 08/30/11 at 22:49:45:
http://www.king5.com/news/Boy-trhowing-rocks-from-overpass-shot-by-crossbow-128674563.html



Arrowed! Totally justified. That guy is a good shot to hit him right in the abdomen instead of the heart, throat, or head.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by PureNRG on 08/31/11 at 00:24:30
Instant karma. Stupid fucking kids..

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 08/31/11 at 17:37:53
Motherfucker! I just sliced my thumb open with a cheese grater.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 08/31/11 at 19:08:20

The Dizaster Child wrote on 08/31/11 at 00:24:30:
Instant karma. Stupid fucking kids..



Hawkeye is real!



Also he's kind of creepy. If any superhero was a rapist i'd peg him as number 3 below Superman and Plastic Man. He just talks like a rapist would, always making points and shit.

How the hell could you stop Superman from raping people? Batman would have to do something with that Kryptonite he keeps around, because he's a dick and keeps samples of everyone's damn weaknesses.

Plastic Man wears rape glasses.

It makes me want to draw a comic of what would happen if Superman got his mind swapped with a 15 year old internet nerd.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/31/11 at 19:19:29
Batman would have to do something with that Kryptonite he keeps around, because he's a dick and keeps samples of everyone's damn weaknesses. HB

That reminds me, the DCAU team is working on an animated film for Tower Of Babel.  If you have not read it, I highly recommend it.  After the masterpiece that was Under The Red Hood, I am 100% on-board with this project.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 08/31/11 at 19:29:04

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 08/31/11 at 19:19:29:
Batman would have to do something with that Kryptonite he keeps around, because he's a dick and keeps samples of everyone's damn weaknesses. HB

That reminds me, the DCAU team is working on an animated film for Tower Of Babel.  If you have not read it, I highly recommend it.  After the masterpiece that was Under The Red Hood, I am 100% on-board with this project.


I loved Under the red hood. Even without Batman TAS voice actors. It was very well done. It felt a whole lot like the old series despite the darker tone.

I'm glad they are continuing with the animated superhero films. The animated Hulk films like Planet Hulk are fucking awesome too. Worth checking out. I hope they do a kick ass Avengers animated movie, like they did with the Iron Man movies kind of.

Seriously though check out Planet Hulk. It's a great animated movie.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/31/11 at 19:33:59

Hellbent wrote on 08/31/11 at 19:29:04:
I loved Under the red hood. Even without Batman TAS voice actors. It was very well done. It felt a whole lot like the old series despite the darker tone.

I'm glad they are continuing with the animated superhero films. The animated Hulk films like Planet Hulk are fucking awesome too. Worth checking out. I hope they do a kick ass Avengers animated movie, like they did with the Iron Man movies kind of.

Seriously though check out Planet Hulk. It's a great animated movie.


I didn't like Planet Hulk, but that's probably because I read Civil War and World War Hulk.  Planet Hulk just didn't tackle it the way I felt it deserved to be.  

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 08/31/11 at 19:35:27
I never read the comics. So it was fresh to me considering i was reading Marvel Zombies at the time. Which is interesting but has nothing on the Civil War which i seriously need to read.

The supergirl cartoon ended up being pretty good too. I don't think it was called that. It had Batman and Superman in it almost all the way through. Forgot the damn title. It was good though. It came out after the Death of Superman cartoon. Has Wonder woman, batman, superman, and a story sort of revolving around Supergirl. Surprisingly not lame.

I need to go pirate a bunch of comic books now. Damn it. All it took was Marvel Zombies and i'm 12 years old again.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/31/11 at 19:38:42
Batman/Superman Apocalypse.  It was the sequel to Public Enemies, and featured the original DCAU voice actors, Conroy and Newbern.  

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 08/31/11 at 19:44:02

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 08/31/11 at 19:38:42:
Batman/Superman Apocalypse.  It was the sequel to Public Enemies, and featured the original DCAU voice actors, Conroy and Newbern.  


Right that is it. Public Enemies was a good one too. Damn i'm glad they put them and Under the Red Hood on Netflix or i may have actually missed them.

I'm so glad they have decided to make movies instead of 22 minute shows. The shows shine so much better in an uninterrupted movie format. With or without the original actors even. Though i wish they would keep using the ones from Batman TAS. I know that budgeting can get in the way of that. I don't think Mark Hamell works cheap.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/31/11 at 19:51:16
They're definitely taking on a more adult-oriented atmosphere with these recent animated films;  Wonder Woman and UTRH especially.

I think it's just a matter of developing as your audience develops, and they do a fantastic job of walking that fine line between maturity and gratuitousness.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 08/31/11 at 20:15:43

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 08/31/11 at 19:51:16:
They're definitely taking on a more adult-oriented atmosphere with these recent animated films;  Wonder Woman and UTRH especially.

I think it's just a matter of developing as your audience develops, and they do a fantastic job of walking that fine line between maturity and gratuitousness.


You could still watch these movies with the kiddos around. As long as your kiddos know the difference between self defense and murder/assault anyways.

It feels like they aren't even holding back too which is nice. It's not like they need to paint the walls red with guts or anything. But the little spots of realism and death make sense and don't exist for shock value. Except for the "death" of superman which always kind of pissed me off.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/31/11 at 20:49:53
I probably wouldn't watch UTRH or Wonder Woman with any children below 10-12.  They are just so dark and so violent that I wouldn't want to run the risk of exposing them to that kind of horror so early.  I mean, the opening scene of Wonder Woman has decapitations, and the opening scene of UTRH has Robin being beaten to death with a crowbar, with The Joker deriving so much pleasure and showing absolutely no remorse.  

I wouldn't mind my children seeing straight-up violence a la a martial arts film, but things like sociopathic disregard for human life and the sexual nature of Wonder Woman are probably not for pre-teens, imo.  

Then again, I was watching Faces Of Death at like...9 or so, and engaging in sexual activity with girls even earlier than that.  It's a cycle that I would not like to have continued through my children (if I ever even decide I'm unselfish enough to entertain the mere idea of having them).

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 08/31/11 at 21:03:31
I'd rather my kids learn about violence in context with story that has a point of morality rather than a snuff film with slayer playing over it.

At 12 as a boy i'd say Red Hood is okay as long as said boy is not already psychotic and destructive. When i was 12 i had already seen 3 Freddy movies.

With the internet today all you gotta do is search for videos of people being killed and you will find them. At least in Under the Red Hood there isn't any grotesque up close killings. The crowbar beating was brutal but it was not like Robins skull got smashed open or his nose completely smashed into his face. Ultimately he dies from an explosion which was the equivalent of putting a blanket over him and saying he's dead as far as violence goes.

I wouldn't let kids read Marvel Zombies though.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 08/31/11 at 21:36:26
I agree that I mostly turned out fine, and I'd seen/done way more shit than I would advocate other children doing at those ages.  

It's a valid and, quite frankly, self-evident point that children are growing up faster than ever before in the information age; but it stands to reason that many parents are simply not savvy enough to monitor the activities of their kids without bordering a bit on the obsessive.

While I am 100% against excessively sheltering the minds of the young, I think there is a balance to be struck there in terms of maintaining that innocence whilst still allowing them to learn about the nature of reality.  Our kids grow up WAY too fast, and even when I was in middle school/high school, I used to say exactly that.  Everyone was so caught up in being like the people they saw on television and movies that they forgot the fun of stupid things like building awesome and elaborate forts, fucking neighborhood kickball and hide 'n go seek, and "kid stuff" in general.  

Remember All Dogs Go To Heaven?  The Incredibles?  ADGTH Fucked.  Me.  UP.  As for The Incredibles, that probably would have depressed the shit out of me when I was younger just the same.  Horror movies, Commando, Predator, Starship Troopers etc...those things are all campy as shit, and never really stuck with me as having any sort of moral or amoral value, and I saw all kinds of shit like that when I was extremely young; they're just kinda dumb.  

I would let my kids watch Starship Troopers and look at Playboys before I let them watch All Dogs Go To Heaven.  Fuck that.  

What the hell am I talking about?




Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 08/31/11 at 21:44:51
Don't forget what happened to the little girl who voiced the girl.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by InfernalDeath on 09/02/11 at 23:35:49
Here are some sexy articles.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2035996/Woman-married-to-Berlin-Wall-for-29-years.html

http://www.gamertagradio.com/new/2011/09/33-year-old-woman-falls-in-love-with-15-year-old-boy-met-while-playing-call-of-duty/

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 09/03/11 at 00:36:23
In the original Battlestar Galactica, the ships have a turbo button.
LOL

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Dim Shades - on 09/03/11 at 01:13:59

Quote:
While I am 100% against excessively sheltering the minds of the young, I think there is a balance to be struck there in terms of maintaining that innocence whilst still allowing them to learn about the nature of reality.  Our kids grow up WAY too fast, and even when I was in middle school/high school, I used to say exactly that.  Everyone was so caught up in being like the people they saw on television and movies that they forgot the fun of stupid things like building awesome and elaborate forts, fucking neighborhood kickball and hide 'n go seek, and "kid stuff" in general.  


It is my belief that having a 'normal' life as a kid died as soon as the 90's ended. It seems after that glorious decade, riding bikes and having club houses was seen as archaic bullshit. Everything kind of went to shit after the 90's - kids don't go out and live a fucking life anymore, man. They are on god damn Call of Duty instead of enjoying the best days of their lives. The internet is king in the respect it has a wealth of information you can look up - but it has effectively killed off a 'normal' childhood.

It just pisses me off that these little fuckers nowadays waste away their childhood on the computer when during our days as kids, we went exploring in the woods, had clubs, played until our parents called for our ass out the window at dark....all gone. It's fucking sad, man....sorry for the rant but I just drank a sixer of Pig's Eye - $3.75 a sixer.

And if we're going to talk about childhood favorites....Problem Child was king. The kid, Michael Oliver is a roadie now for some band. I feel old knowing Junior from Problem Child is 30 now....fuck, man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EeSuuCwaQ4








Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 09/04/11 at 07:00:34
Classic.

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meetrandom ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 09/04/11 at 07:02:34
I'm glad they cancelled invader zim. I loved the show but the fans are a bunch of E Tards.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 09/04/11 at 07:07:58

Hellbent wrote on 09/04/11 at 07:02:34:
I'm glad they cancelled invader zim. I loved the show but the fans are a bunch of E Tards.

This. I refuse to admit to anyone that I ever liked it due to 12 year old girls and Hot Topic.


EDIT: And I love this

http://www.facebook.com/TheSimpsonsArt

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 09/04/11 at 07:24:03
I love seeing people draw their favorite things in Mspaint.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/05/11 at 01:31:00
I want to murder people who do not appreciate music.  

Someone just left the room in the middle of "Under A Glass Moon".  

I swear to fucking fuck...

Fuck.  

Humanity is doomed.

(that was not supposed to rhyme)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 09/05/11 at 10:45:07
If we murdered all the people who don't appreciate GOOD music then we would be down to about 5% of the human population.

I made my girlfriend watch Dream Theater's The Score the other day. She thought they were pretty good, but wasn't blown away by the show. How can someone NOT think that is the most mind blowing concert that has ever happened in the galaxy? I was sad....

I recently discovered I have the ability to fuck, cum, then continue fucking and cum again within a reasonable time frame. The stereotype that guys can't go again right after has now been shattered. I guess I am alpha after all.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 09/11/11 at 04:02:18
http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/596942125535846993/69E3F3C581C7F2A065983686ED0EF77F3EE5CA02/

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by King Kill on 09/11/11 at 23:41:44
I spent $40 watching a transsexual strip and masturbate her penis on a webcam last Sunday. I even filmed it with my phone. She looked amazing but the problem with guys trying to be women is they can never replicate a woman's curvy hips. The hips give it away. I think i could see myself dating one at least once, just to have an open mind and for fun anyway as long as she didn't sound like a man. That would be gross.



Tacos,
K.K.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 09/12/11 at 10:07:44
:-?

:(

:-/

:-X

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 09/12/11 at 18:35:03

King Kill wrote on 09/11/11 at 23:41:44:
I spent $40 watching a transsexual strip and masturbate her penis on a webcam last Sunday. I even filmed it with my phone. She looked amazing but the problem with guys trying to be women is they can never replicate a woman's curvy hips. The hips give it away. I think i could see myself dating one at least once, just to have an open mind and for fun anyway as long as she didn't sound like a man. That would be gross.



Tacos,
K.K.


Yeah the man voice is just gross. How do you think your date would go? Where would you take her out to?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 09/12/11 at 18:48:23

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/12/11 at 19:05:56



Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 09/12/11 at 20:10:13

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/14/11 at 08:37:54
Damn.   The MasterShack thread has been removed---most likely by himself---and I didn't get the chance to make fun of him again.  Ah, what the hell....













Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Psycho Se7eN on 09/14/11 at 08:50:09

King Kill wrote on 09/11/11 at 23:41:44:
I spent $40 watching a transsexual strip and masturbate her penis on a webcam last Sunday. I even filmed it with my phone. She looked amazing but the problem with guys trying to be women is they can never replicate a woman's curvy hips. The hips give it away. I think i could see myself dating one at least once, just to have an open mind and for fun anyway as long as she didn't sound like a man. That would be gross.



Tacos,
K.K.


Interesting.....

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 09/14/11 at 09:22:30

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 09/14/11 at 08:37:54:
Damn.   The MasterShack thread has been removed---most likely by himself---and I didn't get the chance to make fun of him again.  Ah, what the hell....


Ah fuck! I ended up going to sleep right when the thread was just starting to ramp up. That really sucks. What happened after I left?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/14/11 at 09:37:21

XIZOR wrote on 09/14/11 at 09:22:30:
Ah fuck! I ended up going to sleep right when the thread was just starting to ramp up. That really sucks. What happened after I left?


I have no idea, because the last post I saw was the IM log.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by PureNRG on 09/14/11 at 10:18:21
Dammit, what did I miss??

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/14/11 at 16:43:26
Just a heads-up for anyone who gets a random IM from this username:

AFeldma1613: hi

 
Photogenic Flux: ?

 
AFeldma1613: what up

 
Photogenic Flux: ?

 
AFeldma1613: i talk to u

 
Photogenic Flux: Who the fuck is this and what the fuck do you want?

 
AFeldma1613: mastershake1988

 
Photogenic Flux: Your feeble attempts to troll me will prove to be nothing more than a silent fart out of a possum's ass.

 
Photogenic Flux: You are now blocked.  Good day.




I suppose some of you might wish to have some fun with MasterShack, so there is his name.  

I did learn something, though, and that is the possibility that I might want to change the way I automatically respond to screen names I do not recognize.  Kinda dick-ish.  

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by PureNRG on 09/14/11 at 16:49:48
I wish I had saw this a few minutes ago, because he just IMed me..


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by DeathStrikesBack on 09/14/11 at 17:08:09
Yeah, I shitcanned that thread. No point giving him hits to a shitty deviantart page.

I mean fuck, Kilrgrn has a deviantart page, she doesn't make threads going "Look at this fucking shit yo!"

And then there was this. It's like he's a chatrobot that has become sentient.


Is this IM unwanted, threatening, or inappropriate?Report this user
This user is not on your buddy listView buddy info | Add to list | Block
AFeldma1613 is available 1:18 pm
i going take daikatana to the extreme 4d and 17h ago Comment
AFeldma1613 1:10 pm
(1:18:54 PM):     hi
Static3001 1:19 pm
(1:19:12 PM):     ?
AFeldma1613 1:19 pm
(1:19:38 PM):     what up
Static3001 1:19 pm
(1:19:50 PM):     you are?
AFeldma1613 1:20 pm
(1:20:07 PM):     mastershake1988
Static3001 1:20 pm
(1:20:31 PM):     and?
AFeldma1613 1:20 pm
(1:20:52 PM):     i like to talk to you
Static3001 1:21 pm
(1:21:45 PM):     about?
AFeldma1613 1:21 pm
(1:21:59 PM):     twisted metal
Static3001 1:22 pm
(1:22:11 PM):     yeah, no
AFeldma1613 1:22 pm
(1:22:48 PM):     what talk about
Static3001 1:22 pm
(1:22:59 PM):     ?
AFeldma1613 1:23 pm
(1:23:17 PM):     i mean what do want to talk
Static3001 1:23 pm
(1:23:35 PM):     about?
AFeldma1613 1:23 pm
(1:23:44 PM):     anything
Static3001 1:23 pm
(1:23:52 PM):     nothing
AFeldma1613 1:25 pm
(1:25:47 PM):     i like play video game
Static3001 1:27 pm
(1:27:22 PM):     yay?
AFeldma1613 1:28 pm
(1:28:42 PM):     what your favorite video game
AFeldma1613 1:30 pm
(1:30:37 PM):     can we just forget about last night
Static3001 1:31 pm
(1:31:05 PM):     what?
AFeldma1613 1:31 pm
(1:31:17 PM):     about that thread
(1:32:36 PM):     i made
Static3001 1:35 pm
(1:35:11 PM):     why are you asking me?
AFeldma1613 1:35 pm
(1:35:22 PM):     idk
AFeldma1613 is offline 1:36 pm

IMs are delivered when the buddy signs in. Send AFeldma1613 a text message

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Darkside TM2 on 09/14/11 at 17:08:53
Kiss is like the old & and supirior version of Slipknot .


If Metallica is king .

..........then..........

Kick Axe is GOD !!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 09/14/11 at 18:49:21
Goddammit DSB, fuck you. Why didn't you just delete his first post, removing the URL, and then if he posted it again, edit it out? Jesus Christ, be a man of the people.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by DeathStrikesBack on 09/14/11 at 19:02:01

wrote on 09/14/11 at 18:49:21:
Goddammit DSB, fuck you. Why didn't you just delete his first post, removing the URL, and then if he posted it again, edit it out? Jesus Christ, be a man of the people.


Fuck the people and fuck you. Don't tell me how to do my job, bitch.

Nah, in all honesty I tried to do it from the main topic page and it deleted the whole thread instead of going through the first post like I usually do. Figured it wasn't a loss since the post was a waste of space to begin with.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 09/14/11 at 19:20:15
It was a fun waste of space though.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/14/11 at 21:02:43
Nigger-Bake should be in the dictionary.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Sling on 09/14/11 at 21:04:13
Driver's education is boring as hell.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Kilrgrn on 09/14/11 at 21:04:35
Mind telling us the definition for that word?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/14/11 at 21:06:47



Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit? They heard there were no jobs there.

Why are niggers always buried 12 feet deep? Deep down they're good people.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 09/14/11 at 21:34:33
God dammit DSB. Way to go asshole! You know we need fresh noob meat at least once or twice a month. Thank you for cutting off our food supply.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 09/14/11 at 22:34:30
I thought 'Nigger-Bake' was a casserole. You take 5 pieces of fried chicken, and put it in a pan. The place watermelon slices on top. Top it off with a GENEROUS helping of purple drank.
Cook over a burning barrel for 'sum tyme'.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Kilrgrn on 09/16/11 at 19:54:32
Oh my Jesus fuck.

[07:15] AFeldma1613: hi
[07:15] Kilrgrn: Who is this?
[07:15] AFeldma1613: mastershake1988
[07:16] Kilrgrn: I don't really know who that is
[07:17] AFeldma1613: are you from kh3
[07:17] Kilrgrn: I don't know what KH3 is either
[07:17] AFeldma1613: tma
[07:17] Kilrgrn: Yes, I'm from TMA
[07:17] AFeldma1613: well i am from tma
[07:17] Kilrgrn: Well, grats.
[07:18] AFeldma1613: how you been
[07:18] Kilrgrn: Do you even really know who you're talking to?
[07:19] AFeldma1613: a person from tma
[07:19] Kilrgrn: Yes, but why me? It is really weird that some no-name from TMA starts IMing someone they don't know a damn thing about.
[07:20] AFeldma1613: my name is alex aka mastershake1988
[07:20] AFeldma1613: i am one with devantart accent
[07:21] Kilrgrn: ..account?
[07:21] Kilrgrn: Accent is something British people have.
[07:21] AFeldma1613: http://masterdoom68.deviantart.com/isuckballs
[07:21] Kilrgrn: Yes, I've seen your incredibly lackluster gallery.


What the hell is with this guy?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 09/16/11 at 20:03:33
He lives in a poor country and he knows the most English. So he gets to use the computer at the town library. Which is actually just an abandoned magazine store that was rebuilt after the civil rights riots where half the village was lit ablaze..

They say the ghost of the owner haunts the store and gets on his AIM account and says "hi" to everyone on his buddy list. Others say that makes no sense given the context of my previous paragraph.

OH MY GOD HE'S MESSAGING YOU NOW! TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by InfernalDeath on 09/16/11 at 20:05:58
Google search!

http://forums.khinsider.com/general-discussion/158017-how-many-here-like-dislike-youtube-2.html#post5378353

Have...fun?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Kilrgrn on 09/16/11 at 20:15:30

Infernal wrote on 09/16/11 at 20:05:58:
Google search!

http://forums.khinsider.com/general-discussion/158017-how-many-here-like-dislike-youtube-2.html#post5378353

Have...fun?



i wish all website is mean for 18+ not 13 because i like sex because sex is way of cum

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by InfernalDeath on 09/16/11 at 20:22:02
but he like teen porn child

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 09/16/11 at 21:56:48
Logically in the UFC and those style of fighting sports. The ultimate fighter would be a muscle bound bottom heavy dwarf with very long arms and size 13 feet.

You could not beat him. His reach would be normal but he would have a low center of gravity and he'd make a smaller target. It would be like wrestling a strong ass chimp.

He could not rest his arms without them dragging on the ground though. But he could run on his legs and arms at the same time so i'm marking that up as a speed advantage.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/16/11 at 22:34:04
Raise your hand if you predicted that Djent was going to become as generic, contrived and derivative as it is today.

*raises hand*  

I am not sick of it, but I will certainly be ignoring it.  Out of the 100's of uninspired Djent projects, I can honestly state that I have an interest in a mere 2 of them; and neither of them happen to be A-Sync.  They put out "Clouds", and it was wonderful, but what I've heard of the new album is just more insipid schlock.  


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by InfernalDeath on 09/16/11 at 23:53:05
Didn't you put up a link to download A-Sync's latest album before? I can't find it. Or, was it just a song?

Sad to hear about those guys. They impressed me a lot too.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/17/11 at 00:06:52
I posted the link to the 17-minute instrumental epic "Clouds", yes, and I still stand by that track as being a monument to creating a piece of music which can be thoroughly engaging whilst relying almost solely on rhythmic ideas.  

The material that will be going on the album, however, just sounds similar to Periphery and the like.  If you enjoy Periphery and/or Bulb, it may be up your alley.  For me, the addition of the vocals just seems too forced, and more like a ploy to uphold the semi-mainstream standard of having a vocalist/lyrics rather than a decision made to add a vocal element for the sake of improving upon their art.  

It doesn't add anything to the value of the music, it is simply there.  I will still be giving it a chance, but as of now, I am not expecting much more than another Djent album with some cool polyrhythms and annoying, shouting vocals; which, for some people, is more than enough.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 09/17/11 at 01:17:23
IT FUCKING WORKS



Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/17/11 at 01:54:17
Fucking whoa.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 09/22/11 at 00:39:54
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&page=1

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Sling on 09/22/11 at 17:55:30

wrote on 09/22/11 at 00:39:54:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&page=1


My god. I almost started crying because I was laughing so hard. That shit was hilarious.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 09/22/11 at 21:22:43
It would be pretty funny to give 2 people a fast acting stomach virus in the middle of a date and watch the reaction. I'd love to see weather the guy or the girl fights harder to maintain composure.

That would make a great TV show actually.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 09/22/11 at 22:12:37
"Better Than My Ex-Lax"

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 09/22/11 at 23:51:03
Poop Date 2000

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 09/23/11 at 02:28:14
http://www.drawastickman.com/

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/27/11 at 21:39:54
Oldies but goldies:

Why Men Are Happier Than Women

1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this ones just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when were talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes dont cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We dont have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We dont have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can do our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes




We know stuff about tanks, mother fucker.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 09/27/11 at 21:44:15
When i wear my "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STARIN' AT?!" t shirt people stare at my chest.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Infernal on 10/01/11 at 02:43:20
Haven't read this in some time, but it's a classic.

http://mingle2.com/blog/view/dating-doom2-gf

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 10/01/11 at 05:14:28
I spent a whole goddamn 15 minutes making this Mona Lisa so bask in its glory.










EDIT: Numba 2







Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 10/02/11 at 21:36:50
typing with one hand while attempting to fix my ps thrizzle.  like a boss, i might add.  

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Sling on 10/02/11 at 22:15:22
By the way are you going to check out the BF3 beta when you're done fixing it?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 10/03/11 at 00:44:45
Mission: Failed.

It seems I will require a heat gun capable of reaching temperatures upward of 400°C.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 10/03/11 at 01:41:09

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 10/03/11 at 00:44:45:
Mission: Failed.

It seems I will require a heat gun capable of reaching temperatures upward of 400°C.


Just stick some chewing gum between the circuits so they connect. Dumbass.

I mean that is how the 9 year old child that assembled your PS3 did it.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 10/03/11 at 02:14:16


Dat speed.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 10/03/11 at 02:23:26

wrote on 10/03/11 at 02:14:16:


Dat speed.





I forgot to turn off bit torrent.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 10/03/11 at 02:27:43
Haha way to go.
My speed fluctuates which is annoying as fuck. It was Verizon FiOS, and they had to run a cable to our street because we were the first ones. It was fast as fuck. then Frontier took over and it went downhill.
First World Problems.

Then again, I'm not the only one on the internet. I think someone is watching Netflix...

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 10/03/11 at 02:34:33
Doesn't measure jitter?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 10/03/11 at 02:46:44
Mine is typically a solid 30 down 20 up. Charter is pretty good if you have them as an option. Also they don't rat you out to the MPAA or monitor your network traffic for corporate interests.

They didn't do that since the last time i checked. Things change so damn fast though. They don't seem to mind me downloading the TV shows i'm technically already paying them for by having cable.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 10/03/11 at 09:37:36
I just switched back to Charter myself. I still want to upgrade at some point and get their fastest possible internet package. Only problem I have with Charter is that almost everyone around here uses them so the internet tends to go down and out far more than my old provider.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 10/03/11 at 09:54:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XlcTqd1wrw&feature=related

This reminds me of playing Street Fighter Alpha 2 with Innately.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by -SCoLD- on 10/03/11 at 12:26:13


Bitches.

I finally got a Microsoft Developer account.  I am booting up Windows 8 for the first time right...now.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 10/03/11 at 12:57:57
I always found it funny when people posted their speed test stats on torrent and gaming forums as some kind of badge of honor.

Console games aren't really built to take advantage of fast connections like that. Also MMO's like World of Warcraft have great servers which means it's more likely that the engine will be overloaded before a standard 5 mb/s connection is insufficient for it.

Of course if they made a game that really used up even 15 mb/s speeds most people could not play it for various reasons. I imagine distance being the largest contributing factor. The thing that makes gaming servers so much better than peer to peer is that they are not only powerful but centrally located. Also most PC games let you filter the servers out by Ping so by simply filtering by Ping you can find the server that is closest to you.

I think that is where consoles are still suffering the most. There is no "search by ping" or anything like that.  I doubt we'll ever be able to host our own servers except for UT3 on the PS3.

Gears of War 2 would probably not have the problems that it did if it matched players/hosts by distance instead of by rank. Though that is way more complex than just giving us a motherfucking server list with a few statistics.

They don't even need to allow players to buy and host their own servers. Just allowing the game to ping other players in your party would be nice. Then you would always know who should be party leader/host.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Kilrgrn on 10/03/11 at 13:45:14


AWW YEAH!
























































I FUCKING HATE TIME WARNER!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Infernal on 10/03/11 at 13:49:25
UHH

http://www.speedtest.net/result/1514754066.png

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 10/03/11 at 14:01:34
All that is basically saying is that you can't download Bluray movies like the rest of us can.

Online gaming takes up very little bandwidth. Especially on consoles. Though having under 1mb of upstream is no bueno. You might want to dust your computer and any computers on your network for spyuware or unnecessary software that might be chewing your upstream.

You could play a 64 player match in Tribes on an ISDN line and that was just 128k.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 10/03/11 at 18:33:54

-SCoLD- wrote on 10/03/11 at 12:26:13:


Bitches.

I finally got a Microsoft Developer account.  I am booting up Windows 8 for the first time right...now.

You don't need a dev account.

http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/apps/br229516

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Sling on 10/03/11 at 20:33:12


My connection gets worse as time goes on.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 10/04/11 at 08:52:56
Boogers. Is this good?



I guess? A- heh heh heh. Never seen that in school!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by -SCoLD- on 10/04/11 at 16:31:30

wrote on 10/03/11 at 18:33:54:
You don't need a dev account.

http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/apps/br229516


Those are the RCs.  Release candidates, or previews.  Those expire.
The only difference is more functional options, and no expiration.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 10/04/11 at 23:05:44
GTA 4 with the current top of the line mods.



Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Darkside TM2 on 10/13/11 at 16:57:10

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 10/13/11 at 18:28:16
Bahaha. Nice try there slick.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 10/14/11 at 02:14:04
If you are going to draw it by hand. At least try to give it dimension.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Darkside TM2 on 10/14/11 at 02:51:40
I know, its old.

Just wanted to see how at least one was going to react .

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 10/14/11 at 03:37:08


Motherfucking Comic Sans. For Srs busns.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Wizard of Sextown on 10/14/11 at 03:57:01

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Darkside TM2 on 10/14/11 at 04:54:07

wrote on 10/14/11 at 03:37:08:


Motherfucking Comic Sans. For Srs busns.

Lol wut.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 10/14/11 at 09:03:14
LOL!!

Innately is going to turn into "The Bluck" here in a minute.

GET IT?!?! IT'S BECAUSE HE'S BLACK AND TURNING INTO HULK AND......

nm

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 10/14/11 at 11:43:38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzYnlHZeSjw

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 10/15/11 at 10:35:18
LMAO! That France rap was disturbing.  

OHHHH BABY!! ::::::squirts baby out:::::: OHHHHH BABY!! :::::::squirts baby out:::::::

Fucking simpletons...it was awesome

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 10/15/11 at 11:19:24

Magnum wrote on 10/15/11 at 10:35:18:
LMAO! That France rap was disturbing.  

OHHHH BABY!! ::::::squirts baby out:::::: OHHHHH BABY!! :::::::squirts baby out:::::::

Fucking simpletons...it was awesome



You say you've never been to Paris well I'm willing to bet, you stop wanting to go once I am kissing your neck. And Spain will not remain in your brain 'til I refrain my ooh-ah-ooh-ah-ooh. You'll never wanna be anything other than the thing I am in. Prepare to get salty and sweaty again. Hey baby don't you love it when I start to dig in? You watch me as I ooh-ah-ooh-ah-ooh-ah-ooooooh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Ks5j1vjho&feature=related

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 10/17/11 at 04:35:25


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BFxLLsqV6k

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 10/21/11 at 00:53:35

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Wizard of Sextown on 10/22/11 at 16:40:09


Made this today in honor of World of Warcraft's new retarded expansion.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by King Kill on 10/22/11 at 19:09:57
"I left my phone in my other vagina". NO YOU DIDN'T. YOU FUCKING LIAR! DON'T FUCKING LIE TO ME!

I'm dating a 42 year old chick. The great thing about that is she can't get pregnant.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 10/22/11 at 20:37:37

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 10/22/11 at 23:01:48

King Kill wrote on 10/22/11 at 19:09:57:
The great thing about that is she can't get pregnant.



Ummm, unless she's had her fallopian tubes seen to, she can very well get pregnant.  

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 10/23/11 at 07:05:00

wrote on 10/22/11 at 16:40:09:


Made this today in honor of World of Warcraft's new retarded expansion.



Haha i thought that was just a slam on Roadie and Xizor for playing shitty games to boost their gamer score.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 10/23/11 at 08:55:49
http://coolhqpix.blogspot.com/2010/07/20-craziest-and-worst-tramp-stamp.html

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 10/23/11 at 11:28:28
"I'm gonna kill you Ray Romano". WTF? lol

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 10/23/11 at 11:51:42
My first attempt at a cinematic shot in Garry's Mod.


NAILED IT

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/650994986889224760/9A452BF1F894A6C25308A1C3AB4508716B7CC90C/

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 10/23/11 at 18:14:34
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/b2ayj/i_caught_her_cheating_and_got_revenge_on/

I'd say the jacking off into the facial cream was a little too far.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 10/24/11 at 08:09:01
I wonder what black Batman would be like.

The Gotham PD would hate him more. His real name would be Bruce Wayans. Also he would be exactly like Denzel Washington. The Batmobile would have spinning rims and lighting effects. There would be a subwoofer on the back of the Batmobile instead of a jet engine. Alfred would still be white and he would be kind of white bread him self because of being raised by a honkey.

It would be harder to see him at night too.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Psycho Se7eN on 10/25/11 at 06:52:23

Hellbent wrote on 10/24/11 at 08:09:01:
I wonder what black Batman would be like.

The Gotham PD would hate him more. His real name would be Bruce Wayans. Also he would be exactly like Denzel Washington. The Batmobile would have spinning rims and lighting effects. There would be a subwoofer on the back of the Batmobile instead of a jet engine. Alfred would still be white and he would be kind of white bread him self because of being raised by a honkey.

It would be harder to see him at night too.



Arent Bats black anyways? Except for the great WHITE BAT. Of course. Just call him Shikaka.


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 10/25/11 at 08:05:22
ChicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaGO!

Anyhow, bats can be a great many shades of brown, red and gray/silver.  Honestly, I don't think I've ever heard of a bat that was actually all black.  

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 10/25/11 at 09:26:38

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 10/25/11 at 08:05:22:
ChicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaGO!

Anyhow, bats can be a great many shades of brown, red and gray/silver.  Honestly, I don't think I've ever heard of a bat that was actually all black.  


Like fucking duh. Dracula. God you are an idiot.

Dracula reminds me of Prince.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Psycho Se7eN on 10/25/11 at 10:55:04

Hellbent wrote on 10/25/11 at 09:26:38:
Like fucking duh. Dracula. God you are an idiot.

Dracula reminds me of Prince.


LOL what a day. HB is on a roll.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 10/25/11 at 11:09:43
?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 10/25/11 at 11:18:56

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 10/25/11 at 11:09:43:
?



The joke is that they both look like homosexuals and get tons of pussy.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 10/28/11 at 04:25:00
I cannot bear to look at Mariska Hargitay.  Every moment she is on-screen, I cannot help but think of Eve Dallas in the "In Death" series.  I must have sex with her.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 10/29/11 at 16:56:19
http://www.cracked.com/forums/index.php?topic=63259.0

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 11/02/11 at 21:32:26
Nightshade should have posted some more Venn Diagrams to resolve the situation.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 11/07/11 at 20:55:29
TIL about non-mini Wheats.



Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Infernal on 11/08/11 at 02:47:53
Gotta love the wheats!

Also, for those who don't know, the FBI considers Juggalos as a gang now. Hah!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 11/08/11 at 10:16:47
I imagine it's due to groups of them doing criminal shit. I hope it gives cops more ground to fuck with those angry kiss fans.

Honestly i think Christians should be considered a gang.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 11/08/11 at 10:25:35
http://koalastothemax.com/?aHR0cDovL2ltYWdlcy53aWtpYS5jb20vZmFsbG91dC9pbWFnZXMvNi82Ny9GTlZfTkNSX0ZsYWcucG5n

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 11/08/11 at 11:39:05

wrote on 11/08/11 at 10:25:35:
http://koalastothemax.com/?aHR0cDovL2ltYWdlcy53aWtpYS5jb20vZmFsbG91dC9pbWFnZXMvNi82Ny9GTlZfTkNSX0ZsYWcucG5n


http://zombo.com/

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 11/08/11 at 11:46:57

wrote on 11/07/11 at 20:55:29:
TIL about non-mini Wheats.





I had to google what TIL means. Fuck you. I've been using the internet for over a decade and the only acronyms that mean anything are WTF, LOL, BRB. and OMG.

Everything else is a bunch of little kiddies trying to invent a "1337" internet culture. It's the pop music of internet acronyms. Either that or it's complete laziness combined with too much spare time.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 11/08/11 at 21:10:27
Yeah, I read the Juggalo thing. I also laughed and shook my head in disappointment. Fucking retards..

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Infernal on 11/22/11 at 10:10:51
Do any of you watch the news? No?

Don't feel bad. You are automatically smarter than those who watch Fox News all the time. I'll find the link to the study later.

Edit: Hey, it didn't take long.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/21/fox-news-viewers-less-informed-people-fairleigh-dickinson_n_1106305.html

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 11/22/11 at 17:21:15

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 11/22/11 at 23:55:42
Awesome. I hope they bring back Masters of the Universe without fucking it up again. Cause so far Robot Chicken has my favorite "episodes" of He Man.

They should just make like a 48 minute He Man cartoon using the Robot Chicken guys. it's genius because not only is it fun to watch. But it makes you want to buy the toys cause you are always looking at them.

If they were gonna make like a serious He Man movie they would have to trim things up a whole lot. Some things that would hurt a serious attempt cannot be taken out either. Like Skeletors voice... It's fucking hilarious and so memorable that changing it would be a sin.

A Masters of the Universe movie seems like something that'd be more of a Cartoon Network thing. As long as it's not done in CG or Anime style animation. If they either keep it live action, stop motion, or real animation. I'll enjoy watching it if nothing else.

Also Skeletor has to say Nyaa! before revealing his plans.

I think if they just tried to keep Masters of the Universe the same instead of trying to upgrade it like they did last time, or giving it an overhaul like thundercats. People would enjoy it much more.

Granted the 80's show has tons of problems. But those problems are what make the show so fun to watch today. If they started just making more episodes exactly like the old ones. That would rock.






Speaking of 80's cartoons. I watched all the Gi Joe cartoons and i noticed the quality dips hardcore after the Gi Joe movie.

I remember Duke was supposed to be killed by Serpentor. But the movie was edited so that the characters said that Duke recovered from his "coma". An interesting last second choice as they show his "death" with a direct bloody wound to the heart. Plus if you look at the way the characters were drawn and the level of emotion the director was trying to build you can tell he was supposed to be dead.

Then out of nowhere DIC is doing the animation and things look cheaper and the show becomes even more hilarious.

I'd have liked to see a good take on Gi Joe. It's a solid premise. The Live Action movie was as good as it could have been considering it was live action and meant for a new audience of children.











I seriously miss this style of animation. Sure at 720p and even NTSC you can see little bugs where things are getting overly complex. But can you imagine drawing all of this by hand?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok-DrfFJAgw

Also that is one kick ass theme song. The tempo really gets me hyped to see Duke beat the shit out of Cobra Commander and have those 2 gay dudes rescue him.

The best part about that intro is that nobody actually gets shot. Imagine if the videogame played like that hahaha.

I also love how Cobra Commanders attack idea is to cause as much attention as possible. Then fly by him self from his gigantic attack ship to put a bomb with a timer on it at the base of the statue of liberty.

Instead of just dropping it from a helicopter at 5am or something. Or putting it inside of a crate marked "statue grease" and leaving it at the front desk.

No i'm gonna throw all my forces in New York City at once and then personally deliver the bomb.

In his defense none of his subordinates really did a good job of anything. The only one worth a shit was the Ninja. Everyone else was either fucking each other or fucking worthless.

God damn. Look at the part where Snake eyes jacks the Cobra Floater thing then Duke punches Cobra Commander off the Statue of Liberty. The people working at Marvel Animation were amazing artists.

Also notice when Duke is first on the screen and they animate his face showing actual expression. He's fucking pissed and you can really feel that emotion. The only cartoons you get that out of these days are the lazier unrealistic ones. By unrealistic i mean characters with unrealistic and thus easy to animate features

Actually having Dukes face move, talk, and show emotion is a huge deal. I wish i could see that in cartoons more. Some shows like Venture Bros do a decent job with characters like Brock and The Monarch. But they are still using the cartooney profile.

But for Gi Joe they went with legit character face and body profiles. That is really fucking hard to do in animation. Seeing it done right makes my hair stand.

Then at the last 2 and half seconds you can tell either a deadline was being pushed or everyone had some hand strain issues because random character frames start to go missing. Drawing all those animated backgrounds must have been a huge task. The lighting on the statue of liberty was crazy.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 11/27/11 at 01:10:54
http://tunnelsnakes.com/

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 11/28/11 at 13:04:35

Quote:
Occupy gm_grassland



Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 11/30/11 at 01:36:11
http://www.27bslash6.com/foggot.html

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 11/30/11 at 09:37:27
The level of social skills that most people seem to possess is sad.

I'd blame just Americans but you other people aren't the sharpest spoons in the knife drawer. Most people have the social skills you'd expect out of any random child you'll find playing Modern Warfare 3 today.

Like ask someone stupid "What do you think of the duality of man and our natural instincts to create and destroy?". All you are going to hear is "What?" or something about Jesus.

Best case scenario they recognize the word Destroy and say "I think we should get rid of all the Mexicans by building a huge fence.". Which would be a stupidly correct response to the actual question posed.

Mexicans + Racist Americans = Fences. Fences being an interesting design since these fences are meant to keep people stuck inside of a country they have no chance in.

Also ironic since Mexicans build everything. If the problem is Mexicans taking all of our jobs Building stuff. How is a Fence going to stop them? Taking apart a fence would be like your first day at work training. They have probably been in america and have built taller fences without even using ladders.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Spagett on 12/04/11 at 18:25:22

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 12/04/11 at 18:35:32
Type "Gay thug porn" into google.

I also like how the white guy apparently uses his real name but all the black guys have nicknames. You are on the cover of a gay porn video. Someone is going to solve the mystery of why Tyrell keeps coming home all relaxed and with money.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 12/05/11 at 13:39:07
I love how even though they are on the cover of a gay porno those niggers are still trying to look hard as shit. I bet it was filmed in a prison.

I also think its funny how most guys are so homophobic, but most of them have no problem fucking another guy when they get prison time.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 12/05/11 at 15:12:01
Apparently the rules are "It's not gay if it's your only option." and "It's just rape if you are raping someone.".

Then again i'm not going to call the biggest rapist in prison a homo. That is literally asking for it.

Personally i think if someone is raping people in prison they should neuter him. I wish they'd do that for the outside world but some women actually do falsify rape charges.

But some guy in prison isn't going to be all "Oh yeah fuck my ass... RAPE RAPE OH RAPE I'm BEING RAPED TAKE HIS NUTS OFF.". It would be pretty funny though.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Spagett on 12/05/11 at 16:26:42

XIZOR wrote on 12/05/11 at 13:39:07:
I love how even though they are on the cover of a gay porno those niggers are still trying to look hard as shit. I bet it was filmed in a prison.

I also think its funny how most guys are so homophobic, but most of them have no problem fucking another guy when they get prison time.


I like the nigga with glasses, he's like the Theodore of the group.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 12/06/11 at 00:20:30
Haha, one has the Nextel flip phone from 2002. How fucking old is that dvd?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 12/08/11 at 21:02:28
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/michelle-duggar-miscarries-feel-heart-broke-telling-children-221738891.html

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 12/08/11 at 21:28:45

wrote on 12/08/11 at 21:02:28:
http://tv.yahoo.com/news/michelle-duggar-miscarries-feel-heart-broke-telling-children-221738891.html



"This is Michelle's second miscarriage. She previously lost a baby during her second pregnancy, when she was reportedly taking oral birth control. According to the mag, this incident caused the couple to let the number of children they have be "up to God."


That is a fancy way for saying "It's not my fault it was gods plan for me to take that oral birth control. This one was totally a fluke too. You know sometimes your vagina is just not calibrated right and you pump out dead babies. I didn't drink a whole bottle of wine."

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 12/09/11 at 08:02:37
Who says ramming shopping carts repeatvely into a pregnant womans belly doesn't have rewards?

It's amazing all the things God can do!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 12/09/11 at 13:12:17
I wish i was the guy that gets to calibrate all the vaginas. Though that job is probably a catch 22. Even if you got nothing but hot girls you are going to run into one that has a gigantic arbys roast beef vagina. So bad that when you feel the body heat through your scrubs you puke in your mouth.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 12/09/11 at 19:17:18
http://www.devastatingexplosions.com/

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 12/10/11 at 03:23:52
http://thefrogman.me/post/13973161707/the-letter-of-the-law

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 12/11/11 at 02:58:24

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 12/11/11 at 11:43:35
Now that is an ass you'd like to spank and watch the waves roll in. Grab that shit and hang on.  

Fucking juicy.  :::::::::passes out::::::

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 12/17/11 at 16:10:54
List of companies that support SOPA.



1-800 Contacts, Inc.
1-800-PetMeds
2b1 Inc
3M Company
ABRO Industries, Inc.
Acushnet Company
adidas America
Advanced Medical Technology Association (AdvaMed)
Allen Russell PhotographyAlliance of Automobile Manufacturers
Alliance of Visual Artists (AVA)
Altria Client Services
American Apparel and Footwear Association
American Association of Independent Music (A2IM)
American Board of Internal Medicine
American Federation of Musicians
American Gramaphone LLC
American Made Alliance
American Mental Health Counselors Association
American Photographic Artists
American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers (ASCAP)
American Society of Media Photographers
American Society of Picture Professionals
American Watch Association
Anatoly Pronin Photography
Andrea Rugg Photography
Anti-Counterfeiting and Piracy Initiative (ACAPI)
Applied DNA Sciences
Art Holeman Photography
Association of American Publishers (AAP)
Association of Equipment Manufacturers
Association of Independent Music Publishers (AIMP)
Association of Test Publishers
AstraZeneca plc
Australian Medical Council
Autodesk, Inc.
Automotive Aftermarket Industry Association
Baker & Taylor Ent.
Bay State Psychological Associates
Beachbody, LLC
Beam Global Spirits & Wine
Blue Sky Studios, Inc.
Bose Corporation
Braasch Biotech LLC
Brian Stevenson Photography
Brigid Collins Family Support Center
Broadcast Music, Inc. (BMI)
Burberry
C. F. Martin & Co., Inc.
Callaway Golf Company
Cascade Designs Incorporated
Caterpillar Inc.
Caveon, LLC
CBS Corporation
Cengage LearningCenter for Credentialing & Education
Center Stage Photography
CFA Institute
Chanel USA
Christopher Semmes Photography
Church Music Publishers Association
CMH Images
Coach
Coalition Against Counterfeiting and Piracy (CACP)
Columbia Sportswear Company
Comcast Corporation
Commercial Photo Design
Commercial Photographers International
Comprehensive Adult Student Assessment System
Consumer Healthcare Products Association
Copyright Alliance
Copyright Clearance Center (CCC)
Coty Inc.
Council of Fashion Designers of America
Country Music Association
CropLife America
Cross-Entertainment LLC
CSA Group
CVS Caremark
D'Addario & Company, Inc.
Dan Sherwood Photography
Danita Delimont Stock Photography
Dayco Products, LLC
Deluxe Entertainment Services Group
Dennyfoto
Derek DiLuzio Photography
DeVaul Photography
Direct Selling Association (DSA)
Directional Insight
Distefano Enterprises Inc.
Doriguzzi Photographic Artistry
Dolby Laboratories, Inc.
Dolce & Gabbana USA, INC.
Dollar General Corporation
Don Grall Photography
Dunford Architectural Photography
Eagle Rock Entertainment
Ed McDonald Photography
Educational & Industrial Testing Service
Electronic Arts, Inc.
Electronic Components Industry Association (ECIA)Eli Lilly and Company
Englebert Photography
Entertainment Software Association (ESA)
ERAI, Inc.
Eric Meola Studio Inc
Evidence Photographers International Council
Ex Officio
Exxel Outdoors
FAME Publishing Co., LLC.
FAME Recording Studios
Far Bank Enterprises
Fashion Business Incorporated
Federation of State Boards of Physical Therapy
Fender Musical Instrument Company
Footwear Distributors & Retailers of America (FDRA)
Ford Motor Company
Fortune Brands, Inc.
Fred J. Lord Photography
GAR Associates
Gelderland Productions, L.L.C.
Gemvision Corporation
Gibson Guitar Corp.
GlaxoSmithKline
Gospel Music Association
Governors America Corp.
Graduate Management Admission Council
Graphic Artists Guild
Greeting Card Association (GCA)
Greg Nikas Photography
Guru Denim
H.S. Marketing & Design, Inc.
Harley-Davidson Motor Company
HarperCollins Publishers
Harry Fox Agency
Hastings Entertainment, Inc.
ICM Distributing Company, Inc.
IDS Publishing
IEC Electronics corp.
Images Plus
Imaging Supplies Coalition (ISC)
Independent Distributors of Electronics Association (IDEA)
INgrooves
Innate-gear
International AntiCounterfeiting Coalition (IACC)
International Trademark Association (INTA)
IPC-Association Connecting Electronics IndustriesIra Montgomery Photography
J.S. Grove Photography
James Drug Inc.
Jaynes Gallery
JCPage Photography
Jean Poland Photography
Jeff Stevensen Photography
John Fulton Photography
John Wiley & Sons, Inc.
Johnson & Johnson
Juicy Couture, Inc
Julien McRoberts Photography
K&R Photographics
kate spade
Kekepana International Services
Kenneth Garrett, photographer for National Geographic
Killing Jar Productions LLC
Lacoste USA
Leatherman Tool Group, Inc.
Lexmark International, Inc.
Light Perspectives
Linda Olsen Photography
Little Dog Records
Liz Claiborne, Inc
L'Oréal USA
Lucky Brand Jeans
LVMH Moët Hennessy Louis Vuitton
Macmillan
Major League Baseball
Marcia Andberg Associates LLC
Mark Niederman Photography
Marmot
Marona Photography
McLain Photography Inc
Merck & Co., Inc.
Messy Face Designs, Inc.
Michael Stern Photography
MicroRam Electronics, Inc.
Minter Works of Art
Mira Images
Monster Cable Products, Inc.
Moose’s Photos
Morningstar Films LLC
Motion Picture Association of America, Inc. (MPAA)
MotionMasters
Motor & Equipment Manufacturers AssociationMPA - The Association of Magazine Media
Mr. Theodor Feibel (sole proprietor)
Music Managers Forum-U.S.
Nashville Songwriters Association International
Natalie Neckyfarow Actor/Dancer/Singer
National Association of Broadcasters
National Association of Manufacturers
National Association of Recording Merchandisers (NARM)
National Association of Theatre Owners (NATO)
National Basketball Association (NBA)
National Board for Certified Counselors
National Board for Certified Counselors Foundation
National Electrical Manufacturers Association (NEMA)
National Football League (NFL)
National Music Publishers' Association (NMPA)
National Retail Federation (NRF)
NBCUniversal
Nervous Tattoo Inc., dba Ed Hardy
New Balance Athletic Shoe, Inc.
New Era Cap Co Inc
New Levels Ent. Co. LLC
News Corporation
Next Decade Entertainment, Inc.
NHL Enterprises, L.P.
Nicholas Petrucci, Artist, LLC
Nike, Inc.
Nintendo of America Inc.
Nissle Fine Art Photography
North Dakota Pharmacists Association
North Dakota Pharmacy Service Corporation
Oakley, Inc.
One Voice Recordings
OpSec Security, Inc.
Outdoor Industry Association
Outdoor Power Equipment Institute (OPEI)
Outdoor Research, Inc
Pacific Component Xchange, Inc.
Party Killer Films LLC
Pearson Clinical Assessment
Peavey Electronics Corporation
Perry Ellis International
Personal Care Products Council
Peter C. Brandt, Architectural and Fine Art Photography
Peter Hawkins Photography, Inc.
Petzl America
Pfizer Inc.PGA of America
Philip Morris International
Photojournalist Dave Bartruff
Picture Archive Council of America (PACA)
Pigfactory Music
PING
PNW Images
Premier League
Production Music Association (PMA)
Professional Photographers of America
Quality Float Works, Inc.
Raging Waters Music
Ralph Lauren Corporation
Ramsay Corporation
Rebel Photo
Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA)
Red4 Music/Doogs Rock Inc
Red Wing Shoe Company
Reebok International Ltd.
Reed Elsevier Inc.
Retail Industry Leaders Association (RILA)
Revlon
Richard Flutie Photography
Rite Aid
Robin Davis Photography, Inc.
Rodger Scott Craig, a member of Liverpool Express, The Merseybeats, Fortune, Harlan
Cage, 101 South, and Mtunz Media
Roger Smith Photography Services
Rolex Watch USA Inc.
Romance Writers of America (RWA)
Rosetta Stone Inc.
Saddle Creek
Sage Studios LLC
Sam D'Amico Photography
Schneider Electric
Sean McGinty Photography
Secret Sea Visions (Photography)
SESAC, Inc.
SG Industries, Inc.
Shure Incorporated
SIGMA Assessment Systems
Six Degrees Records
Small Business & Entrepreneurship Council
SMC Entertainment
SMT Corp.
SoBe EntertainmentSociety of Sport & Event Photographers
Software & Information Industry Association (SIIA)
Sony Electronics Inc.
Sony Music Entertainment
Sony Pictures Entertainment
Soul Appeal Records and Music
SoundExchange
Southern Gothic LLC
Specialty Equipment Market Association (SEMA)
SPI (The Plastics Industry Trade Association)
Sporting Goods Manufacturers Association
Sports Rights Owners Coalition
Spring Fever Productions LLC
Spyder Active Sports, Inc
Stenbakken Photography
Stephen Dantzig Photography
Stock Artist Alliance
Stuart Weitzman Holdings, LLC
Student Photographic Society
Studio 404
SunRise Solar Inc.
Taylor Glenn Photographs
Taylor Guitars
Taylor Made Golf Company, Inc.
Tednologies, Inc.
The Cambridge Don
The Collegiate Licensing Company/IMG College
The Donath Group, Inc.
The Dow Chemical Company
The Estee Lauder Companies
The McGraw-Hill Companies
The Music People! Inc.
The National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA)
The Recording Academy (National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences)
The Timberland Company
The Walt Disney Company
Tiffany & Co.
Time Warner Inc.
Tony Bullard Photography
Toshiba America Business Solutions, Inc.
TRA Global
Tricoast Worldwide
Trio Productions, Inc. / Songscape Music,
Twist & Shout, Inc.
U.S. Chamber of Commerce
Ultimate Fighting ChampionshipUnderwriters Laboratories Inc.
Universal Music Group
Uniweld Products Inc.
VF Corporation
Viacom
Vibram USA, Inc
Virtual Chip Exchange USA, Inc.
Voltage Pictures, LLC
W.R. Case & Sons Cutlery Co.
Walcott Studio, LLC
Wal-Mart
Warner Music Group
Wendy Kaveney Photography
Western Psychological Services
Westmorland Images, LLC
Wild & Associates, Inc.
Wild Eye Photos LLC
William Sutton Photography
Willis Music
WindLegends Ink LLC
Winestem Company
Winslow Research Institute
Wolfe Video
Wolverine World Wide, Inc.
Woolrich, Inc.
World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc.
Xerox Corporation
Zippo Manufacturing Company
Zumba Fitness, LLC

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by DeathStrikesBack on 12/17/11 at 17:12:34
CURSE YOU ZUMBAAAA!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 12/17/11 at 19:43:20
Anyone notice that everyone on that list are publishers and not developers of anything?

Zippo doesn't even make their own lighters they just own patents and license the name and design out.

You know it's bad when Microsoft isn't even on there. They are like "Wait no if you choke the internet we'll lose 50% of our customers."

Nintendo supports it because their online gaming sucks and they couldn't secure a fence if the instructions were written upward on the latch.



I'm actually kind of interested to see this happen. Can you imagine the boycotts?

Not to mention the brand new black market it would create for basic media. I mean they charge 30 or 40 bucks for a new Bluray in some circumstances. But you can still get DVD's of the same shit for 20 bucks. Of course i know a bluray disk is more expensive to produce then a DVD but not that much more expensive.

Point being. I could get a Bluray Recorder and sell several 720p movies on a single disk. Then hock it for 30 bucks and make a profit. While the customer saves hundreds of dollars.

Nintendo would just be dead in the water. They rely on parents to buy their product for their kid. But if daddy learns all of his free porn is gone due to copyright claims. Then he is gonna buy a Microsoft product, or a BIC lighter, or Kingston ram, or any of the thousands of other legit companies that don't have a vested interest in fucking up the internet.

It's bad enough i can't post certain clips of music on Youtube videos. I mean even if someone was going to record it and listen to it. It would sound like shit. Plus it's not even like the music is the main thing i was posting. It was a damn videogame that featured music owned by WMG. So they removed all the audio haha. Brilliant.







WMG, ASCAP, SESAC, they are the root of all of this censorship shit. It's all the music corporations fault.

If you wanted to send a message to them. Never buy a song again.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 12/20/11 at 16:37:09
Wat.


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by RoaDiE on 12/20/11 at 16:39:20
yep its pretty in ur face.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 12/20/11 at 19:55:42
You might wanna empty your inbox there, chief. Just saying..

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by DeathStrikesBack on 12/20/11 at 23:49:09
Any true TMAer knows exactly what that code means and has already put the plan into effect.

See you on the other side

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 12/20/11 at 23:54:23
http://kz.am/23CqPQ==


Guess I'm not hardcore enough.


http://www.devastationstudios.com/


WHY CANT I BE HARDCORE LIKE YOU I LIKE TMA VERY MUCH

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by tmfan89 on 12/21/11 at 01:57:49

wrote on 12/20/11 at 23:54:23:
http://kz.am/23CqPQ==


Guess I'm not hardcore enough.


http://www.devastationstudios.com/


WHY CANT I BE HARDCORE LIKE YOU I LIKE TMA VERY MUCH


Can someone please tell me what that obnoxious giant code is? Its really annoying, is there anyway to get rid of it?  

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 12/21/11 at 04:14:35
When we moved to the TMA servers, that image was still on Nightshade's. DevastationStudios.com has been taken down, and that image is gone as well. The site is now ads and the image is an ad itself.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by tmfan89 on 12/21/11 at 17:48:55

wrote on 12/21/11 at 04:14:35:
When we moved to the TMA servers, that image was still on Nightshade's. DevastationStudios.com has been taken down, and that image is gone as well. The site is now ads and the image is an ad itself.


Is there anyway to get rid of it? Its a very large and annoying. Or is there a fix for it in the works?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 12/21/11 at 17:54:26

tmfan89 wrote on 12/21/11 at 17:48:55:
Is there anyway to get rid of it? Its a very large and annoying. Or is there a fix for it in the works?



I'll give a call to nightshade. I gave him a text last time, he might have missed it.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 12/22/11 at 07:56:09
RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRR!!!!

IT'S KZAM 23CQPQ TIME!!!

GET UP IN IT!!!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 12/22/11 at 15:13:02



Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 12/22/11 at 18:04:52

wrote on 12/22/11 at 15:13:02:








You have no idea the epileptic hell you have summoned from me today by posting this 4 frame mockery.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Infernal on 12/22/11 at 21:43:23
Guess the KZAM transformed into ShopWiki. Hopefully this is something to do with Nightshade and not with hacking.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 12/22/11 at 21:59:15

Infernal wrote on 12/22/11 at 21:43:23:
Guess the KZAM transformed into ShopWiki. Hopefully this is something to do with Nightshade and not with hacking.


When a URL expires it's sold to companies. One of the companies that was supplying the spam bots probably purchased the URL. Typically they try to sell it back to the owner. Or just use it to hock their merch.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 12/22/11 at 22:05:13
That's pretty damn lame. I was hoping it meant that it'll soon be time to abandon ship.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 12/22/11 at 22:09:29

The Dizaster Child wrote on 12/22/11 at 22:05:13:
That's pretty damn lame. I was hoping it meant that it'll soon be time to abandon ship.



Nah. It's just a URL issue basically. Nightshade hosted the TMA logo off his URL. His URL expired and a company bought it after it was left expired for some time.

Soon Nightshade will either get his URL back, get a new one, or at least host the TMA logo on Tinypic or something.

I've alerted him of the little shop wiki image though. So it's not unnoticed. It's just a pain in the ass.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 12/22/11 at 22:14:39
Seems sketchy and underhanded to me. But such is business, I guess.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 12/22/11 at 22:44:21

The Dizaster Child wrote on 12/22/11 at 22:14:39:
Seems sketchy and underhanded to me. But such is business, I guess.


That is internet economy. You gotta register your domain name and if you miss it renewing it. Anyone can take it and hold it for ransom or do whatever they feel like doing with it.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 12/23/11 at 08:55:27
Thanks for the seizure fest Obliverate you asshole. Fuck.

Anyway. I guess Wiki is better than Buttfuckers Anonymus....

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 12/23/11 at 17:15:28


YOU SHOOT CHIKEN NOW! WIN SUPER PHONE FUN TIME! WE NO ENGRISH!







PARTICIPATION REQUIRED! YOU GO JAIL YOU NO SHOOT CHIKEN!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Infernal on 01/07/12 at 11:54:40
This has to be one of the coolest names I have ever heard of.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/06/beezow-doo-doo-zopittybop_n_1190410.html

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 01/08/12 at 00:50:50
That guy just won the game.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 01/08/12 at 06:27:41
Being drunk and on drugs in a park? Sounds like a normal day in my neighborhood for me.

Also who goes out without carrying a knife? What if your leg got caught in a snare trap under a light post? Or what if Spiderman tries to rape you?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 01/08/12 at 11:15:49

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Dim Shades - on 01/08/12 at 17:35:59

Hellbent wrote on 01/08/12 at 06:27:41:
Or what if Spiderman tries to rape you?


Hire Wesley Willis as a bodyguard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFjuPbCShBw

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 01/09/12 at 06:21:54
Nice little mouse pouch you put up Serpentine.

So that's where the hell the Mickey Mouse show went!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 01/09/12 at 13:45:12
Mickey is trapped. She has been renting out her vagina as a mouse trap ever since she got hep c.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 01/13/12 at 08:23:44
Nobody wants to play "Has rage issues but is coping with it"  Birds.




Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 01/15/12 at 09:23:07
I met Kim Kardasihan's mom tonight. She made it a point to let me know that is who she is, then proved it by showing pictures of her.

That was just weird. i hope she googles her name, reads this, and realizes who i am.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 01/15/12 at 17:46:32
You know what would make some good awkward moments?

If you made some new friends online, and made a nigger joke.. A dude says "I'm a black man."

If you ever strike up a pleasant conversation with a woman, and cracked a handicapped joke.. She says, "I have a brother that have Down Syndrome."


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 01/16/12 at 02:32:35
I just kept being offensive until i found a Chinese girl that thinks the "i have a chink in my armor" photo is as funny as i do.

We can build solid relationship off profanity.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mecit on 01/16/12 at 17:45:42
Why black people should be eliminated.

Why people like these should get raped in the ass.


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 01/16/12 at 18:07:59
Haha Mecit that is mankind right there. It doesn't matter where you go. People who don't value life do shit like that to more then just little cats.

Like Micheal Vick. Guy was making tons of money. Never stopped him from killing dogs. Until he got caught anyways. Then people were like "Man don't judge him it's his upbringing.". That was pretty funny. Peta should offer a bounty for any player that can shatter his kneecap.

If it makes you feel better. They also account for a good portion of suicides. Typically murder/suicide with a gun. Also when people like that go to prison they end up staying there because they can't control themselves and get into more trouble at prison then they did outside.

Sadly even in prison these guys are dragging down people who are probably trying to ride out drug charges or something non violent. So they are still making people who do drugs miserable to the point of becoming just as violent. It's kind of interesting and sad.

Of course that doesn't even account for the innocent people who go to prison. Even death row.

On the bright side those morons recorded themselves kicking a cat. If someone knows who they are they could actually get jailtime for that. Unless they are in Brazil or something in which case that could have been dinner.

I've seen a Vietnamese lady kill puppies in her sink. They had dogs as pets but didn't neuter them because they didn't have the money to spend or didn't want to spend the money. Hard to tell. Anyways they ate the puppies. I guess it makes sense to do that compared to letting the animal shelter kill them and put them into a plastic bag in the dumpster. I mean i don't think they'd waste the money on cremation or anything.

Somewhere there is a veterinarian with massive collection of cat skulls.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mecit on 01/16/12 at 20:13:33
Yeah, mankind in general is fucked up no matter where you are. You always get to see shit like this.

I find violence against animals more irritating and intolerable as animals are much more defenseless compared to us human-beings. I mean you can just (at least try to) avoid it when someone is trying to pick a fight or just trying to hurt you for whatever reason. Dammit man, just look at that cat. It's just so helpless and that makes the whole thing shittier than it already is.

I wouldn't be sorry in the least for that bastard if he lost his leg just for what he did.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 01/16/12 at 22:48:38
Ideally you want to rehabilitate the psychos not give them more reasons to be psychotic.

But the justice system is so corrupt the current systems are the best humanity has to offer for filtering out the wastes of society and giving people who need help a second chance to do things right.

But in general people who abuse animals don't value life like normal people do and won't view killing people they hate as any worse then kicking a cat.

Plus even if you are pro meat you have to admit that the animals aren't always treated well. Though to meet the demands of such a huge world shortcuts have to be taken sadly.

I think the main problem is that there are too many people in the world so the random chance of running into a lunatic increases dramatically. Like that one bagel bite in the package that is mostly bagel.




If it makes you feel any better i've fed several strays at the bar. The only time i saw a guy abusing an animal at work was a weird hobo who found a dog and leashed it in order to gain extra sympathy. He got his ass kicked pretty badly for kicking that dog. If i had a video camera in my phone back then i would have had that to respond with.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 01/17/12 at 00:05:57
Not only was that cat helpless, but that fucker was petting it to make it think it was safe and being cared for. Watching shit like that is absolutely infuriating. Call me a pussy or whatever, but I have a huge soft spot for cats and it's shit like that that makes ME wanna hurt people. Like I was just telling my sister.. let someone here in my neighborhood do something like that and I see it. My ass will be in jail, for sure. I have zero tolerance for animal abuse.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Visage on 01/17/12 at 00:09:41

The Dizaster Child wrote on 06/25/10 at 17:06:47:
I  I realized that we don't have a dedicated thread to random, off-topic bullshit in.



Hmm...very well then.

*hyperlinks to news article stating Sweet Tooth had his colon irrigated*

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 01/17/12 at 00:36:45



Make no mistake if i saw that i'd casually walk up and go completely postal on them. Then if they try and throw me in jail i'll claim it was self defense and their shitty records will probably make the court favor my explanation.

I don't know someone who tortures animals over the age of 18 who doesn't have an assault felony.

I won't stop a guy from hitting his girlfriend most of the time because 50% of the time they both end up attacking you when you try to help. Or worse yet the guy beats her even worse when they get home because i hit him off her.

But animals don't have any of that weird shit going on. If an animal approaches you and doesn't attack you that means it trusts you not to kill it. Only a the worst of humanity could torture a creature that harmless and trusting.

Though i admit if an animal is a pest i'll kill the shit out of it even if i think it's cute and innocent.

I even think Rats are innocent. They are smart and nocturnal so they give off the impression that they are jerks. But they are just doing what comes natural to them. Unfortunately for them what comes natural to me is catching them. Also unfortunately for them they are too smart for the humane traps most of the time.

The worst i'll do is throw a water bottle at a cat if it's trying to raid my cats food while he's trying to eat. i don't know if it's a sign of the economy and people aren't feeding their pets well. But there are 3 cats i've beamed with water bottles that still come back haha.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mecit on 01/18/12 at 08:06:57

Hellbent wrote on 01/16/12 at 22:48:38:
If it makes you feel any better i've fed several strays at the bar. The only time i saw a guy abusing an animal at work was a weird hobo who found a dog and leashed it in order to gain extra sympathy. He got his ass kicked pretty badly for kicking that dog. If i had a video camera in my phone back then i would have had that to respond with.


Props to you. I do the same as much as I can when I see a stray cat if it doesn't start running away. I feed them and unfortunately leave them back as it's not quite possible to feed them at home for me. My uncle adopted a kitty that was almost dead because of little bastards and took good care of her. She's well grown and healthy as of now.

I really love cats and seeing a son of a bitch hurting a helpless cat or any other animals instantly makes me hate them.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 01/18/12 at 11:12:51
I'm also a cat person, and have had cats almost all of my life. Hell, I might even become a crazy cat dude when I go into my 80s, haha.

Cats make great hunters, if you ever have a rodent problem.. No problem, get a cat and provide it with water/milk and food, and it will take care of your problem. They will spend countless hours sleeping and tearing apart rodents. No rat traps to worry about accidentally sticking your feet in. They even somehow manage to snatch birds out of thin air when nobody's looking, that's how good they are at hunting. They probably have jetpacks hidden away somewhere.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 01/18/12 at 16:48:00
I love it when a cat catches a bird. They don't even eat it they just walk around the block with the bird in their mouth. Like "Hey check out what i caught guys!".

I do find it a bit ironic people are hyper protective of cats and dogs when most of them murder equally cute animals for fun.

It's also funny when a dog catches a squirrel. They shake their head back and forward and shake the poor thing like a English nanny shaking an infant to sleep. Then they drop it, bark at it, then walk away. Half the time the poor thing isn't even completely dead it's just had it's spine and ribs completely broken.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Spagett on 01/19/12 at 00:52:35
I'm a cat person also lol. They just don't give a shit and while dogs generally seem more needy. I've never had a cat wake me up barking at invisible people at 3am. Unlike both my dogs who've done that shit multiple times.
Plus I hate when my dogs are on my couch deliberately looking out the window if they hear another dog barking. Niggas want in too I guess -_____-

But yes I still like dogs... but cats rawk and are just better imo.

Yeah and I agree, animal abusers can go sit on a rusty knife. Or watch any Rob Schneider movie, which ever kills em' faster! :)

Also I had my cat hold a dead mouse above my head when I was asleep before as my brother told me. She was trying to give me her damn dead mouse as a present.
Like Hellbent said, "LOOK WHAT I GOT!"

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by AxelPower on 01/19/12 at 02:06:34
Yea I have a real soft spot for animals. As I mentioned in the New Years resolutions thread, I've picked up a few strays.  I love cats for several reasons. Independence, agility, intelligence, beauty, cleanliness, the list goes on! Also, some cats just have such amazing personalities (not to say other animals don't as well).  Never forget a cat I had named Murray. That bastard was just cool as a cucumber, always right in the action. Miss that bastard!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 01/19/12 at 08:26:14
I got 2 cats. Only one is the serious mouser.

When I was in the limbo this past summer, my mouser cat cleared out the mouse problems my father in law had at his house. He hates cats so he was like, "at least their good for something."

I don't recall him having a problem since anymore.

It was fun to watch really. This little brown fuzz ball tearing ass anywhere it can to get away from my cat. The first 2 she caught, she didn't kill because she didn't know how. The 3rd she got the hang of it. Then it was a matter of finding them all over the house when she got them.

I know she misses it too. She loved that shit really. Not like I'd want a new mouse problem though just to keep the cat entertained. they have enough damn toys. About as bad as the kids.....

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mecit on 01/24/12 at 12:10:01
I'm seriously beginning to think there sure is something wrong with black people when it comes to cats.


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 01/24/12 at 12:37:25

Mecit wrote on 01/24/12 at 12:10:01:
I'm seriously beginning to think there sure is something wrong with black people when it comes to cats.





Hang in there. lol.














To be fair that looks more like dinner then torture. There is no point in skinning the head there isn't much meat there. Unless you eat the brains and tongue.

Seriously the guy in the back has 80's clothes on and the guy on the right can't even afford a shirt. Their fence is made out of dozens of other fences... Also i think the yellow wrist band means he likes to be peed on.

Like if i'm hungry and i catch a random animal in a snare. I'm not going to care what it is as long as it looks edible.

When you live in a really poor country pretty much all there is to do is torture animals and spread STD's.

What is really sick is when someone lives in a country like America and tortures animals. You have way less excuses here. It's not like you gotta crap outside and the water supply isn't always clean enough to drink. Even the homeless do pretty good here considering they can afford crack.

If i lived in a place where no matter what i did, as long as i live there i'm gonna struggle till i die. I would not give a shit about cute animals. Anything that gets caught in the snare is fair game. Plus the fact the trap worked is probably the most exciting thing to happen since their village was raided and half the men were killed and most of the women were kidnapped.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by That one guy on 01/24/12 at 14:08:43
sick.  funny, but sick.
I've always been a dog person, but I've met a few cool cats over the years.  And yet I would still eat one if I was starving.  If its good enough for Denzel Washington, its good enough for me!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 01/24/12 at 14:34:37
I don't know, dude. They look way too happy if all they did was catch their dinner. Like, sinister happy. And then they took the time to take a picture? With what camera, mind you, if they're too broke to afford food. Not to mention they got it posted online. Looks like more sick, ghetto trash fun times to me.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by AxelPower on 01/24/12 at 17:14:18
Poor thing...

Let me just say, if you've ever skinned an animal to eat, you don't do it smiling unless you just got done fighting for your life.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by That one guy on 01/24/12 at 17:17:47
Maybe the cat is like, a genocidal rebel, or something.  Its Africa man, crazy shit happens

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 01/24/12 at 21:39:31
There is Ghetto and there is Third World Country. People in the Ghetto dress nicer then that.

You can't blame someone who lives in a shitty fucked up country for having bizarre ideas of fun. But you can hate their country for being shitty and fucked up.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 01/27/12 at 21:47:21
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu1tDVc91-M

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Sling on 01/28/12 at 01:21:41

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 01/28/12 at 10:32:20



Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 01/30/12 at 03:31:25

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 01/30/12 at 21:00:19
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybJWKZB0Erk&feature=iv&src_vid=pDxn0Xfqkgw&annotation_id=annotation_286484

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 02/02/12 at 13:10:51
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_eWO-CsIA4
If she was pregnant, that would be a new brand of shaken baby syndrome.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 02/29/12 at 01:53:26
Daniel von Bargen tried to kill himself.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_von_Bargen

http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/22/super-troopers-daniel-von-bargen-suicide-attempt-shot/#.T03LNEEgdN8

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 02/29/12 at 01:57:31

Obliverate wrote on 02/29/12 at 01:53:26:
Daniel von Bargen tried to kill himself.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_von_Bargen

http://www.tmz.com/2012/02/22/super-troopers-daniel-von-bargen-suicide-attempt-shot/#.T03LNEEgdN8




He also crapped him self.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 02/29/12 at 21:41:43
http://in.reuters.com/news/pictures/slideshow?articleId=INRTR2XJP6#a=1

A drive-thru funeral home? Cool, If i want to scare some kids on Halloween, I can just put them in my car and go to a drive-thru funeral home.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 03/03/12 at 00:36:39

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by SickShotzToo on 03/03/12 at 10:04:32


I really just feel this needs to be seen by everyone.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 03/03/12 at 12:13:19

SickShotzToo wrote on 03/03/12 at 10:04:32:


I really just feel this needs to be seen by everyone.

re: fw: RE: Re: FWD: RE: re: lol!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellsing2o2 on 03/07/12 at 23:11:56

Obliverate wrote on 03/03/12 at 12:13:19:
re: fw: RE: Re: FWD: RE: re: lol!


Fuck face.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 03/08/12 at 23:16:13




Goodbye World At War. We had some good times.


Then you got hit by a wave of 12 year olds who think they are the shit because they have noclip, invincibility, unlimited ammo, no reload, and the ability to kick players.


Goodbye.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 03/09/12 at 01:09:23
So I got bored.






















Obliverate: making teenagers want to kill themselves, for a better tomorrow.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 03/09/12 at 01:50:56
Your BALD. And did the 80s come back in that last one? Fuck that.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 03/09/12 at 02:07:11

wrote on 03/09/12 at 01:50:56:
Your BALD. And did the 80s come back in that last one? Fuck that.

Haha that's not me. I have a luscious head of curly, uncontrollable hair.


















Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 03/09/12 at 02:15:49
I love trolling on Facebook and seeing people's reactions.




Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 03/09/12 at 02:18:19

Serpentine wrote on 03/09/12 at 02:15:49:
I love trolling on Facebook and seeing people's reactions.





This whole "Beautiful Teen" thing is hilarious. Just good fun.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 03/09/12 at 08:02:00
LMAO!!

I like the "You look like Barbie:The Lion King"

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 03/14/12 at 01:23:21

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 03/15/12 at 21:03:13



Fast and Furious: Mexico Drift

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Ripzsaur on 03/15/12 at 21:40:40

Obliverate wrote on 03/15/12 at 21:03:13:



Fast and Furious: Mexico Drift

Lol like 20 people fell out of the back.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 03/16/12 at 00:00:16

Obliverate wrote on 03/15/12 at 21:03:13:



Fast and Furious: Mexico Drift


Wow, they REALLY need to step up their safety regulations at the theme parks in Mexico. That shit looks DANGEROUS!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 03/16/12 at 01:11:55

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 03/16/12 at 02:49:37

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 03/16/12 at 05:22:42







Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Sling on 03/19/12 at 18:25:27

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 03/19/12 at 20:02:29

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 03/19/12 at 22:55:02
PipBoy knows all.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 03/19/12 at 23:14:58
I wish my smart phone worked like a Pip Boy. Even if i couldn't use VATS.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 03/20/12 at 18:38:33
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2117641/Businesswoman-killed-workmate-used-semen-brothel-make-look-shed-raped-murdered.html

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 03/20/12 at 19:11:51
Haha 22 years in prison. That is kind of messed up.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 03/20/12 at 19:40:46
'Without yoghurts or condensed milk I am nothing.'

And out of right field... that's pretty fucked, her only getting 22 years in prison. I thought premeditated murder yielded a minimum life sentence pretty much anywhere you go?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 03/23/12 at 00:45:46

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 03/23/12 at 07:59:45
LMAO!! Hope you use a little motor oil before you start.

Slivers are a bitch....

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 03/26/12 at 14:50:07

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mecit on 03/26/12 at 15:23:43

Hellbent wrote on 03/26/12 at 14:50:07:


I don't like Doom, any more.

Hey, all this metal pile would make you even heavier.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 03/26/12 at 15:54:44
The creepy part is i look a whole lot like that. For a 5 minute drawing that freaks me right the fuck out.

But i would love to be a head on robotic spider legs. Imagine all the shit i could do. Imagine how huge asses and tits would look to me down there.

I should make a Doom Wad where that version of me takes over the Spider Masterminds place.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 03/31/12 at 14:42:29
http://maps.google.com/?t=8&utm_campaign=8bit&utm_source=yt

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 04/01/12 at 04:46:16
So Edd Gould died a week ago.



eddsworld

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 04/01/12 at 06:32:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbFqqTe3lLs&feature=relmfu

I DON'T GO TO THAT WEBSITE SO HIS DEATH HAS NO IMPACT ON MY HAPPINESS.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 04/04/12 at 00:21:01
http://breadfish.de/

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 04/04/12 at 02:08:45
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgTRLCMnQao&feature=related

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 04/06/12 at 02:52:51
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1023899879


Skip to 6:20.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 04/06/12 at 03:06:01
I like how Deaf Pornstar is an important distinction to make.

Imagine if you slipped that into a porno and removed all references to hearing impairment.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 04/06/12 at 08:10:07
My favorite website in the world. Pornhub. It would be funny to read reactions without the deaf notation.

"I think that was a boner killer right there."

LMFAO!!! I'm sorry but....not only would it have been a boner killer for me, but I would've had to stop fucking her from LMFAO.

That orgasim from her was primal right there boy.

RRRRAAAAAWWWRRRRR!!! OORORROOR!!!!

It'd been even funnier if they said some seriously fucked up random shit but then again, the guy probably wouldn't have been able to to keep fucking her from the distractions and laughing. he was having a HARD time as it was. LOL

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 04/06/12 at 09:14:54
WATER HELEN! WAAATERRRR!


AROU AORU AROU GAHOHG GAAGH

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 04/06/12 at 11:01:28
Haha, I've seen the video before, it is kinda funny I guess.

I wouldn't have a problem fucking her though, but she does look a little crazy with her eyes. I'd be worried if she'd stab me with an ice pick on a whim.

She is kinda cute, I'd lock her up in my closet every time I've had my way with her.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 04/06/12 at 13:21:00
Wow, that girl in the porno actually scared the shit out of me. That was like some exorcism shit. I had to close the window out after about 10 seconds.  

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 04/07/12 at 07:59:25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jl54WZtm0QE&feature=related

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mecit on 04/07/12 at 11:41:07
Internet is a weird place.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 04/07/12 at 12:43:19

Mecit wrote on 04/07/12 at 11:41:07:
Internet is a weird place.



..I've never laughed so hard in my life.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 04/08/12 at 09:45:59
and the people on the internet looking for stuff like that are wierder.....

Cool water animation

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mecit on 04/08/12 at 13:04:13
Har har. It's not I was especially looking for a Hitler portrait being penetrated by a black cock. My imagination is not that bright.

It's not my fault if some bastard put it among the pics of hot girls.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 04/08/12 at 13:30:48
I'm so pro at adding text.
















Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 04/08/12 at 19:54:52
It'll buff out.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 04/08/12 at 21:38:19

Magnum wrote on 04/08/12 at 09:45:59:
and the people on the internet looking for stuff like that are wierder.....

Cool water animation



Not animation. All real time. You could use it in a videogame.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 04/09/12 at 00:55:56



Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by JeseNeon on 04/09/12 at 02:05:08
http://www.ufunk.net/en/star-wars/star-wars-cute/

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 04/10/12 at 16:08:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRcCWIuvDis

Hope your hungry.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 04/10/12 at 23:32:15
I want to fuck it.

You know leave it out on the roof in a box for like an hour and the jam a knife in it's butt and lube it.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 04/11/12 at 08:15:49
Uhhh yea. LOL. Those things are real. I've delivered skids of them.

That is one big stomach cramp.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 04/11/12 at 09:47:45

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 04/11/12 at 12:11:53
I'd love to see an HD remake of Zombies Ate My Neighbors.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by That one guy on 04/11/12 at 13:46:27

Hellbent wrote on 04/10/12 at 23:32:15:
I want to fuck it.

You know leave it out on the roof in a box for like an hour and the jam a knife in it's butt and lube it.


the fuck?

Those are fucking amazing.  It's like a stuffed animal that gets all sticky and covered in lint!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 04/11/12 at 13:54:30
I'm kidding. But you know someone has done that. If a flesh light exists then someone has fucked a gigantic gummy bear. Then probably ate it.

I'm sure some gal could fit one in her vagina and pop it out like a champagne cork.

Or put a fork inside of him and put him in the microwave.

I just want to ejaculate into it and twist it's head off. Then stomp on it's body so my load blasts all over the place.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 04/11/12 at 15:26:30

The Dizaster Child wrote on 04/11/12 at 12:11:53:
I'd love to see an HD remake of Zombies Ate My Neighbors.


I agree, that'd be awesome to see a HD remake and have it put on PSN to download.

There's one game that needs to make a comeback or at least get the HD treatment, and that is Eternal Champions. I loved playing as Xavier, Larcen, and Midknight. Their Vendetta, Overkill, Sudden Death, and Cinekill "fatalities" were awesome and it would be amazing to see it all in HD. Oh and Thanatos is pretty badass too.

Larcen's Sudden Death is pretty hilarious, one of my favorites.


http://www.whipassgaming.com/genesisreviews/eternalchamp_demo.htm

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 04/11/12 at 20:09:58
I had that game up until my house got foreclosed on and someone broke in while I was away. Xavier was my overall favorite, and that indian looking guy.. he was cool too. Definitely add that to the HD remix collection. Also, I'd like to see the old Strike games make a comeback.. Urban Strike, Jungle Strike.. classics. I actually still have Soviet Strike for the PS1.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 04/14/12 at 15:44:32

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 04/17/12 at 07:33:32

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 04/17/12 at 14:27:25




..stripper robots.



Too bad they are not sexy.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Sling on 04/18/12 at 23:13:03



Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 04/19/12 at 09:29:35
Yeah, that's what you do when your mom walks in on you masturbating. You look her in the eye and finish like a boss.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 04/19/12 at 11:03:28
Real men don't need porn. Just a wall to stare at and unlimited rage.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 04/20/12 at 19:30:25

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Spagett on 04/20/12 at 20:39:28


This made my day, not really that funny but it made me laugh way too much.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 04/25/12 at 21:58:15
http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/cto/2977737272.html

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 04/26/12 at 12:25:38

Obliverate wrote on 04/25/12 at 21:58:15:
http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/cto/2977737272.html



That link above is not working for some folks, so...


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 04/26/12 at 23:36:11

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 04/26/12 at 12:25:38:
That link above is not working for some folks, so...



That is epic. That's what they do with shitty games. Hypem up like they are hyping up this shitty car. Haha. Makes me wanna buy it.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 04/27/12 at 01:19:29

wrote on 04/26/12 at 23:36:11:
That is epic. That's what they do with shitty games. Hypem up like they are hyping up this shitty car. Haha. Makes me wanna buy it.


Guitars, basses, drums and amplifiers are usually way worse in terms of their fantastical workups.  

It's usually something like this:

"Looking for that professional tone on an amateur's salary?  Pick up this Squier starter-kit today!  You'll enslave them with your tone when you show them this 10-watt RMS, dual-channel, solid state tone monster!"

etc etc

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 04/27/12 at 07:45:35
I think it would've been funnier if it was a Neon instead.

Fuck....

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 04/27/12 at 21:46:20
Laugh all you want, that Grand Am GT has a 2.3 High Output under the hood. It came stock with 180hp, and they're rare as fuck with a 5-speed. I'd be all over that if it was closer.. and didn't have a blown head gasket.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 04/28/12 at 13:35:13
Randomly fucking off on the internet when i ran into this:

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/11/fan_fiction_friday_princess_leia_in_star_wars_sex.php

I swear you will die laughing.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 04/28/12 at 14:54:18

wrote on 04/28/12 at 13:35:13:
Randomly fucking off on the internet when i ran into this:

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/11/fan_fiction_friday_princess_leia_in_star_wars_sex.php

I swear you will die laughing.









---------------------------------------------------------



Easily the most ridiculous skin/mod I've seen for an in-game food.




Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Sling on 04/28/12 at 18:38:25

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Infernal on 04/28/12 at 18:53:31

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Spagett on 04/28/12 at 19:17:13
http://www.photoshoptroll.com/?s=Jungle+

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 04/28/12 at 21:40:48
Someone go dig up Xizor is a Dick.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 05/09/12 at 09:16:59
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPllpzxmM5k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qMdd96Dqko

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5FRbZ1zZm4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vo5xhRTOjU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voc9TrSVVOA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsIS17jJH7A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60sn_8qXsTA


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 05/09/12 at 14:34:52
I want to bust open paula abduels butthole with a hulk fist.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 05/19/12 at 15:42:11
This is when you know it's time to tell her to leave.




And for Dizaster.

http://tinyurl.com/yjb2dnw

Thats his four dream girls right there.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 05/19/12 at 16:59:16
Someone has to lead 'em to slaughter..

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 05/20/12 at 11:27:00
Tell HER to leave? More like "it"

That's got to be photoshopped. Jesus Christ.....

oink oink oink. Holy shit man. That's got to be at least over 2000 pounds right there. I think I'd take 8 hotties than 4 heffers.

In the immortal words of one of my friends in a shopping mall, when 3 ladies like that were blocking the whole walkway shoulder to shoulder....

"LETS MOVE THE HERD ALONG LADIES!!!"

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by bigdogmc1 on 05/20/12 at 21:24:54

wrote on 05/19/12 at 15:42:11:
This is when you know it's time to tell her to leave.




And for Dizaster.

http://tinyurl.com/yjb2dnw


Thats his four dream girls right there.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEbUdt3u7ak

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 05/20/12 at 22:09:59
I would like to suggest that a TMA-themed punching bag be invented with the express purpose of relieving frustration, befuddlement and rage whilst reading TT.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 05/20/12 at 22:13:12
Thats why anyone on this side doesn't read TT anymore. Such a shame that a awesome acronym like that is wasted on such a rage inducing place.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 05/20/12 at 23:57:13


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 05/21/12 at 00:43:03
Ok, now seriously... how much time was spent on that?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 05/21/12 at 00:46:06
20 minutes-or-so of drawing touchpad torture, 20 minutes of Photoshop locking and crashing until I was smart enough to split the gif into a seperate image.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 05/21/12 at 01:03:10
Good job, dude. I needed a good laugh today, even if it irritates the shit out of my bronchial tubes and makes me cough like a 60-year smoker. Fuck being sick.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 05/21/12 at 01:53:36

Obliverate wrote on 05/20/12 at 23:57:13:



Dude has LONG fucking arms. And is that a moldy pickle he is holding?

P.S.: I hate touch pads too. So much I refuse to use the one on my laptop and I drag a laser mouse with me everywhere.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 05/21/12 at 02:03:04

wrote on 05/21/12 at 01:53:36:
Dude has LONG fucking arms. And is that a moldy pickle he is holding?

P.S.: I hate touch pads too. So much I refuse to use the one on my laptop and I drag a laser mouse with me everywhere.

Haha that was supposed to be a chainsaw but fuckit.

Yeah, I have a mouse. I use my mouse all the time. But it's much easier to use Photoshop/draw with a touchpad. More precise, albeit slower.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 05/22/12 at 01:35:23




Kid wins $75,000 for developing a better way to detect Pancreatic cancer.




Quote:
His study resulted in over 90 percent accuracy and showed his patent-pending sensor to be 28 times faster, 28 times less expensive and over 100 times more sensitive than current tests.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 05/22/12 at 01:46:48

Obliverate wrote on 05/22/12 at 01:35:23:




Kid wins $75,000 for developing a better way to detect Pancreatic cancer.


Question. Did he use his dick?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 05/22/12 at 06:24:14

Obliverate wrote on 05/22/12 at 01:35:23:




Kid wins $75,000 for developing a better way to detect Pancreatic cancer.


Look at all the asians!

The only black guy is holding the camera. Hilarious. There isn't even an Indian or mixed race guy stuck in there. It's just a bunch of rice and mayonnaise.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 05/22/12 at 14:49:27

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 05/22/12 at 20:23:47
Yo, would you fuck a midget?  Oh, excuse me; a lilliputian.  

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Infernal on 05/24/12 at 02:17:28
You can't get a better headline than that.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2010/07/03/us-athletics-diamond-idUSTRE6622I420100703

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 05/24/12 at 22:47:35
I'm going to start a kick starter campaign. 50k and I'll get off my ass and go to work.

Donate 10 and you can shop at the walmart I work in.

Donate 20 and you get some cyber loven.

Donate 50 and you get a free webcam show.

Donate over 100 bucks and I'll promptly give you a kick in the balls.

Donate over 500 and you get some real loving. (Sorry, if you are male your donation is invalid, I'll keep the money though.)

And yes rewards do stack.  [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 05/25/12 at 07:33:07
How bout I just punch you in the face for free?

The gift that keeps on giving!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 05/25/12 at 09:52:17
Hmm. I'll take that mags. I'll pay for your plane ticket too. As long as we jam on some games afterwards.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 05/25/12 at 12:32:29

Magnum wrote on 05/25/12 at 07:33:07:
How bout I just punch you in the face for free?

The gift that keeps on giving!


Put some molasses in his abdomen and I'll be a nun.  

You motherfuckers are all so white.

What's your favorite key?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 05/26/12 at 07:45:11
Someone really needs to photoshop that image so it looks like the camera guy is shooting the kid.

There are several assassination photos that he'd work great in too.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 05/26/12 at 09:53:50
You buy the beer too and it's a fucking date. You also need to pay for the strippers also. I am not a cheap free loader.

I drink white out to remove the negro in me.

E!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 06/01/12 at 01:45:30
With Kevin Pereira now gone, G4 is officially useless.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Spagett on 06/01/12 at 17:06:38
Kevin Pereira is gone!?  :o

So what has happened to Attack of the Show? Is it still on?
:-?


















;D

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 06/01/12 at 18:09:07
http://www.g4tv.com/videos/58758/kevin-pereiras-last-walk-through-attack-of-the-show/




Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 06/01/12 at 22:31:17

Obliverate wrote on 06/01/12 at 01:45:30:
With Kevin Pereira now gone, G4 is officially useless.


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Maggot on 06/01/12 at 22:49:45

The Dizaster Child wrote on 06/25/10 at 17:06:47:
I hate days like this. work is slow, therefore, mind-numbingly boring and its making the day drag on.. but using this time let my mind unwind, I realized that we don't have a dedicated thread to random, off-topic bullshit in. at first, I thought that's what Earwig was for, but that's jus for game shit. so I thought i'd start a thread for ppl to post their off-handed comments and/or questions, like...

why is it that lesbians use dildos and strap-ons? I mean, isn't the point to being a lesbo is cause you don't like or want dick? yet you'll use a fake one? it makes no fucking sense to me... you don't see gay guys using fake pussies, right? kinda makes me think lesbianism is a fluke phase
How do lesbians even have sex in the first place?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 06/01/12 at 23:02:28

Maggot wrote on 06/01/12 at 22:49:45:
How do lesbians even have sex in the first place?


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Maggot on 06/02/12 at 03:16:17
I meant to ask how do lesbians have sex without using dildos?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 06/02/12 at 03:24:32
Do the Vulcan symbol.

Now the other hand.

Now cross.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Maggot on 06/02/12 at 03:31:43
That's just retarded.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 06/02/12 at 03:33:38
Nah it's pretty neato.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Maggot on 06/02/12 at 05:23:54

Obliverate wrote on 06/02/12 at 03:33:38:
Nah it's pretty neato.
Oh, I beg to differ.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 06/02/12 at 10:27:02

Maggot wrote on 06/02/12 at 05:23:54:
Oh, I beg to differ.


I guess you've never been with a woman if you don't know.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Spagett on 06/02/12 at 17:07:18
Thanks for the link Obliverate, you get a prize!




She's from the planet of Wugardin.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 06/02/12 at 17:15:30
It is typically referred to as P2P, Scissoring or Tribadism/Tribbing.  Tribadism is a lovely thing to watch when done properly.  There were websites dedicated to the act, and they had titles along the lines of tribfight, tribwars, pussywar etc etc.



@Spagett:  Ahhh, yes, Skeletor's transsexual wife; I remember that picture.  Thank you for beginning the nightmares anew.  

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Spagett on 06/02/12 at 17:18:58
No problem good sir, I had to dig through piles of asses, and boobs in Let's Fuck to find that picture again. I remember everyone's reaction to that too. Gooooood times!  :-[

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 06/02/12 at 17:24:19
If she fell down face first onto a roast it would be sliced clean in half.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Spagett on 06/02/12 at 17:39:14

Hellbent wrote on 07/16/11 at 20:42:05:
You could slice a roast beef with her chin, then serve it on that gigantic nose.


^ From said topic. Still makes me laugh.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Maggot on 06/03/12 at 00:22:29
You're all wankers.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 06/03/12 at 06:12:43

Maggot wrote on 06/03/12 at 00:22:29:
You're all wankers.


You aren't British. You are a cali fag with no education or likable traits.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 06/03/12 at 10:40:29

Spag wrote on 06/02/12 at 17:07:18:
Thanks for the link Obliverate, you get a prize!




She's from the planet of Wugardin.


Well. From my world, she's called Dickfood. Never mind her nose might cut it off. I can take that risk.

How do lesbians fuck? That's the funniest, most rediculous question any grown man can ask.

Really?????????? OMFGLMAO!! You need to watch some God damn porn.

No....just....don't. Forget it...

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 06/03/12 at 13:28:52
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/02/dumb-dumber-2-confirmed-with-jim-carrey-jeff-daniels_n_1398273.html

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 06/03/12 at 15:40:06
Wow, that was out of nowhere. At least it has a better chance than the last sequel.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Infernal on 06/04/12 at 14:20:47
The Trololo guy died today.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 06/04/12 at 14:34:01
That is pretty funny.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Maggot on 06/05/12 at 03:07:12

Infernal wrote on 06/04/12 at 14:20:47:
The Trololo guy died today.
I'm going to sound like an asshole for saying this but: good riddance to that guy. His music sucked.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 06/05/12 at 03:47:20
Do you even know who he was talking about?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 06/07/12 at 12:01:52
Princess
9:19:23 AM
Im here wanna chat?

nine-breaker@live.com
9:19:33 AM
Uh. ok

Princess
9:19:40 AM
don't take this the wrong way but can i tell you a secret, it has to do with you...

nine-breaker@live.com
9:19:48 AM
Sure

Princess
9:19:57 AM
are you sure?

nine-breaker@live.com
9:20:03 AM
Yup

Princess
9:20:11 AM
okay.. i love u, well not really, its more like a crush and ive never even met you, ive never felt this way about anyone before its embarrassing

nine-breaker@live.com
9:20:33 AM
Who are you?

Princess
9:20:40 AM
thats me in the picture.. i wanna give u a present on webcam im really wet right now and want to do this quick with u

nine-breaker@live.com
9:20:53 AM
A bot. ok.

Princess
9:21:03 AM
k go to http://lovely-luscious-locks.tumblr.com/FunCamLive and youll see me warming up for u.... click "accept invite" on the left and once u join & see me we can start to play

nine-breaker@live.com
9:21:18 AM
I don't like viruses.

nine-breaker@live.com
9:21:24 AM
Or STD's

Princess
9:21:33 AM
this is how i pay my bills and i don't fuck my customers but you are making me change my mind

Princess
9:21:39 AM
don't break my heart

nine-breaker@live.com
9:21:58 AM
YOU BROKE MY HEART.

nine-breaker@live.com
9:23:41 AM
Damn bot...


They say new things now.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Infernal on 06/07/12 at 12:11:43
So...about two new lines. That's quite an improvement.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 06/07/12 at 12:38:26
I would've blocked on the first line.  "Princess"?  Even if it wasn't a bot, that shit is getting blocked.  

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 06/07/12 at 12:39:49
I like to send bots to my friends and lettem infest their messengers.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 06/07/12 at 12:44:55
I've been getting hit up on AIM by this shit at least once a day now. Its so obvious from the beginning what is going on. I usually block immediately but if I'm bored I do sometimes indulge them in condescending chat to make them feel like stupid whores.  

There is plenty of free porn on the internet. Why would I ever pay some cam bitch.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 06/07/12 at 13:09:53
Theres even free cam whores if your into putting in a lot of effort.

I'm lazy. I like to hit play and be done with it.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Spagett on 06/07/12 at 17:30:08
I hate those damn bots. They bug me on AIM too. The last one that tried that  on me I told it I liked staring at naked retards. Then I blocked it before it could respond.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 06/07/12 at 17:49:38
I think it's hilarious that all they have to do is put a lady name on the sender and you guys accept the message.

There aren't any hot chicks looking for you over AIM. Come on.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 06/09/12 at 16:57:45
http://spacerich.ytmnd.com/

http://rubbermallet.ytmnd.com/

http://thomasfireman.ytmnd.com/

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 06/10/12 at 12:04:50
Sent to me by my girlfriend.


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 06/10/12 at 12:47:42
http://moonmanhelping.ytmnd.com/

http://moonmankkk.ytmnd.com/

http://moonmankillinniggers.ytmnd.com/

http://jinglebellskkk.ytmnd.com/

http://thomasandhoes.ytmnd.com/

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 06/10/12 at 23:56:54
Ok. I was browsing around for movies on the webs, when I ran into this movie:



http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/

Sounds like a interesting title, but I'm afraid it might be a gay porno. Last thing I wanna see is two guys fucking.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 06/11/12 at 07:14:04
Wow. That looks horrible but probably good for a few laughs. If it's a porn movie, it's not much of one. Says it's only 26 minutes long? Most porn scenes take that much time.

Funny how another movie listed is "Nigger In The Woodpile"

LOLWTF??

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 06/11/12 at 22:40:18
...some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food.
The only thing I'm hunting for
Is an outfit that looks good.
See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest.
Feel this sweater, there's no better
Than authentic Irish Setter.
See this hat, 'twas my cat.
My evening wear, vampire bat.
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.
Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtle necks I've got my share.
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest
Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two...
See my vest, See my vest, See my vest.
Like my loafers, former gophers,
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best...
So let's prepare these dogs,
Kill two for matching clogs!
See my vest!
See my vest!
Oh, please, won't you see my veeeeeesst!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Maggot on 06/13/12 at 23:05:34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no2n9OPMSxg

Here's a video of my band covering "Linoleum" by NOFX.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Sling on 06/13/12 at 23:52:18

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 06/14/12 at 00:32:36

Sling wrote on 06/13/12 at 23:52:18:

Whose the guy on the far right? The guy from the GTAV trailer, or Claude from GTA2?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Sling on 06/14/12 at 00:43:19
I'm guessing it's supposed to be the guy from the GTA V trailer.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 06/14/12 at 01:02:47

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Kilrgrn on 06/14/12 at 01:04:12

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 06/14/12 at 01:14:34
It looks like a bunch of people jacked off on a stencil.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 06/14/12 at 01:15:24
Did I ever post my old band's logo?  

It actually spells out "Cloacal Kiss".

I think we ran a contest at some point to see who could actually decipher it or something.



Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 06/14/12 at 11:16:47
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is7C4DTkYwA

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 06/14/12 at 12:04:41
The Mr. Burns Anti-PETA song... Very nice.

That's a pretty cool pic of the GTA crew but my phone only shows to Niko. I can't see anyone to his right.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 06/14/12 at 16:06:25

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhPpK2_vfGE&feature=relmfu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o37ZB_5n8k&feature=relmfu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLBibDh6m5w&feature=relmfu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_i2WEsS3W0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pBPlWNeVlY

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Spagett on 06/14/12 at 18:12:50


LOL

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 06/14/12 at 21:58:56

Spag wrote on 06/14/12 at 18:12:50:


LOL



Weird, I don't remember Mojo being in the movie.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Maggot on 06/15/12 at 00:01:56

Hellbent wrote on 06/14/12 at 16:06:25:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhPpK2_vfGE&feature=relmfu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o37ZB_5n8k&feature=relmfu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLBibDh6m5w&feature=relmfu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_i2WEsS3W0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pBPlWNeVlY
That guy literally makes me want to barf. Most of the crap he eats isn't edible.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 06/15/12 at 07:07:53
REALLY?!?!?

HELLO CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by ThrasherDBS on 06/15/12 at 07:54:21
I can only imagine that guy when he goes out for dinner.

"So let me get this straight, sir. You want your steak medium rare, fried with old shoelaces, garnished with old gym socks, with a kitchen-sized garbage bag for dessert, and paint thinner for a beverage?"

"Waiter! There's a bunch of plastic wrap in my soup. Thanks!"

"What do you mean I can't super-size the bag of rusted bolts I ordered with my dildo-burger?"

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 06/15/12 at 13:57:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVk0F439LeI

Dude Plz stop i domt want u to die
eglzallday 1 day ago

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Maggot on 06/15/12 at 15:58:08
I saw him on World's Dumbest Performers. I'm so jealous now. >:(

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Deathtracker on 06/15/12 at 16:54:14

Magnum wrote on 06/15/12 at 07:07:53:
REALLY?!?!?

HELLO CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!!



Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 06/16/12 at 09:09:56
Hey!! Fuck you Sargent Shithead!

Why don't you go fluff a dildo in the latrene! General Gas Bags order!

I'm not a Luitenant you sorry sack of shit. I bet you wish there was a doughnut on the top of that obsticale! You flaming toothfairy!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Deathtracker on 06/16/12 at 09:15:56

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 06/16/12 at 09:20:15
Once again proving.....that sezures can be used as a masturbation substitute.

Your a sick fuck...

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Maggot on 06/16/12 at 21:09:21

Deathtracker wrote on 06/16/12 at 09:15:56:
ROFLMFAO!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Sling on 06/17/12 at 01:02:47

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by ThrasherDBS on 06/17/12 at 12:52:41
I lol'ed.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 06/17/12 at 15:10:42
Remi Gaillard FTW.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 06/18/12 at 18:31:54
Microsoft is holding a press conference right now, supposed to announce something big.




Smartglass? Windows 8?




edit: seems to be a tablet.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 06/22/12 at 13:00:42
Fuck tities.

What did I miss while I was MIA for a while? Nothing important I take it.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Spagett on 06/22/12 at 18:11:01

mastershake1988 wrote on 06/04/12 at 17:32:28:
hellbert fuck u shithead because i may find and rape your punk ass >:(





.......................

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 06/22/12 at 18:39:46
He has around 3 subscriptions to my Youtube channel. Seems like half of my subscribers hate me haha.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Spagett on 06/22/12 at 18:40:23
http://www.youtube.com/user/voreyuryutyty?feature=g-all-a




BEHOLD, THE CREEPIEST YOUTUBE CHANNEL EVER.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 06/23/12 at 03:00:58
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfbvpJ1l_KI&feature=g-all-f

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5Cb2Baxq4Y

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 06/23/12 at 09:01:02

wrote on 06/22/12 at 13:00:42:
Fuck tities.

What did I miss while I was MIA for a while? Nothing important I take it.


Only all the awesome games we've been having playing the new Dirt.

Ya fag....


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 06/23/12 at 10:06:13
My Xbox is toast. Completely toast and I just moved. So don't bitch at me baby.

Sadly I might not get it in time.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 06/23/12 at 15:15:40
Probably not at this rate. The community is already starting to dwindle, as with most Dirt games I've played. At least SynthR hasn't gotten it yet, either. If you two get it, that'd be enough people to max out our own room and play whatever in the fuck we want.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Spagett on 06/23/12 at 16:50:14

Hellbent wrote on 06/22/12 at 18:39:46:
He has around 3 subscriptions to my Youtube channel. Seems like half of my subscribers hate me haha.



He must be retarded then, he probably leaves you disturbing and questionable comments too. He has problems.   ::)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 06/26/12 at 10:10:02
I laughed a little too much when I ran into this:

"Horses are notoriously well-hung and for this very reason there are men who enjoy being anally penetrated by them. As one might guess it’s a highly dangerous activity and several men have died from internal injuries. “Zoo” is a documentary based on the life of one apparently normal American man who died this way after his colon was perforated. What a horse’s ass! (Get it? Get it? Get it?)"

"In all seriousness I’m not going to judge this guy. I’m just not. I’m not because the horse was obviously into it… probably a little too much. You can say a lot about this particular situation but you can’t say it wasn’t consensual. All I’m gonna say is if you’re gonna engage in uber-freaky shit at least be practical about it people, and don’t try to force a square peg into a round hole. (That was a metaphor with the round hole being your tiny human ass and the square peg being a horse’s huge penis. You’re welcome.)"

Always get such strange things on google.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Sling on 06/27/12 at 02:35:01
http://www.flixist.com/olivia-munn-naked-in-magic-mike--211031.phtml

So Olivia Munn is going to show some titties in 'Magic Mike'.

Well I guess you could say I'm...


* puts on sunglasses


Looking forward to that.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 06/27/12 at 04:37:17
It looks like the sun is finally coming up. You know things in this city look different during the day...

8-)

Because it's bright outside.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I hope that actor gets a vision problem and is forced to wear sunglasses. Like when Superman got crippled and died. Then Lex Lugar stole Macho Mans girlfriend and they both OD'ed. That was the best episode of Smallville ever.

I write smallville fan fiction mixed with wrestling tragedies. I just got to Chris Beniot verses Batman. Which works disturbingly better then you would think.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 06/27/12 at 05:22:44
Well I guess Olivia Munn has to do something to kickstart her career again. Its about time we saw those titties.

8-)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 06/27/12 at 12:06:31
Heh, I knew she'd slut it up eventually.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 06/27/12 at 12:10:06
Next step is once she falls out of the lime light is a sex tape.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 06/27/12 at 12:25:06
The less clothing she has on, the less attractive she becomes to me.  Fucking Skeletor.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 06/27/12 at 14:09:01
Agreed. I was always attracted to her face more than anything else.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 06/27/12 at 15:18:12
Haha, women that aren't overweight are gross.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 06/27/12 at 15:40:11
Lulz, only shapless women appealing to the stick-figure, airbrush ideal imposed upon them by the fashion industry's force-fed view of humanity are attractive.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 06/27/12 at 15:45:24
I pretty much use women up like tissues so i don't care what size they are as long as they have at least one thumb. Getting a handy jammer from a chick with no thumbs is seriously annoying. I could honestly do it better my self.

Also no more blind girls she almost sucked my eyeball out.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 06/27/12 at 17:13:09

Hellbent wrote on 06/27/12 at 15:45:24:
I pretty much use women up like tissues so i don't care what size they are as long as they have at least one thumb. Getting a handy jammer from a chick with no thumbs is seriously annoying. I could honestly do it better my self.

Also no more blind girls she almost sucked my eyeball out.


I thought you liked that.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 06/27/12 at 18:05:52
I liked the deaf girl. She was like "Wuor dick eeesh so guud! EEEEEEEEHHHHOOOOOOOORRRRROOOAAAAAAAAEEAAAEEAAAAAA".

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 06/27/12 at 20:18:07


Yeah, I know what you guys mean. Just look at that disgusting body. Ewwww.  How dare she be fit. ::)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 06/27/12 at 20:28:41

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 06/27/12 at 20:40:03
That is the only photo of her which I have ever found to be flattering, and that is simply due to the phantom femininity created by a pretty forced angle which gives her the appearance of having an ass and hips.  

However, she really is a stick:

And for the record, not once did I say she was disgusting or that I wouldn't hit it.

http://www.imgbase.net/images/olivia-munn-3.jpg

http://foxboroblog.com/slanchreport/images/stories/agallery/november/oliviamunn/olivia-munn-002.jpg

http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/files/2011/01/OLIVIA-MUNN-MAXIM.jpg

http://static.poponthepop.com/images/gallery/olivia-munn-hacked-photos-leaked.jpg

http://www.celebrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Preppie_-_Olivia_Munn_shopping_in_Beverly_Hills_862.jpg

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 06/27/12 at 20:42:48
Sex is more fun if the other person feels ashamed at the end.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 06/28/12 at 07:24:44
I agree with the sex tape thing if this doesn't pan out.
It's almost like, "HAY!! MUH TITTIES!! LOOK!!!"

Can't wait for the sex tape. I hope she takes applications. I'd sneak out there for that.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 06/29/12 at 01:49:07
http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/578960384890151013/91B26215A8F58A1F8FB18927AB3729B9CAAF95EA/

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Sling on 06/29/12 at 02:41:46
The next woman that needs to show her tits in a movie is Kate Upton. Or a sex tape.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 06/30/12 at 22:55:07

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 07/01/12 at 05:57:30
Hey get the cat out of the way i can't see her dick.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 07/03/12 at 10:22:10

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 07/03/12 at 11:02:24
Haha he has a strap on his little purse gun.

Watch out for recoil that thing clearly kicks like a drunk mule. Better buy the collapsible stock then rest your cheek on it while aiming.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Spagett on 07/05/12 at 17:58:11





Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 07/07/12 at 15:40:54
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THamXpWhPsE

Russia doesn't fuck around when it comes to practical jokes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up0gl28IMvw

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mecit on 07/07/12 at 16:24:52
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfOhK53nGUo

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 07/07/12 at 16:29:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xM_PiWZN-E

I love the logic in all of this. They offer the hostage taker a Coke. The Hostage Taker really wants a coke. They drug the coke and throw it at him half assed. So when he tries to get the delicious Coke the female officer shoots him in the face 4 times.

Why did they even drug the coke? If the plan was to shoot him in the brain. Then why even go through the trouble of drugging him? He might realize he's being drugged and shoot the hostage.

Also that one guy drank some of it. I wonder what they did with the rest of that bottle.

It's children s logic "Hey hostage taker.. YOU WANT SOME POIS... I MEAN COKE!?!" *headshot*

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 07/08/12 at 22:05:20
Apparently they are remaking Total Recall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWMhADqlPYg

And for those who don't remember/ haven't seen the original.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFMLGEHdIjE

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 07/09/12 at 07:15:20
I just KNOW they will have this new charactor come off and say one of Arnolds famous lines from the original.

Yea......will be surprized if it doesn't suck. Looks cool on trailer.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 07/09/12 at 07:47:18
I like Colin Farrell when hes cast in comedy type roles more than anything. His personality just translates better to those types of parts to me. Hes funny in In Bruges and Horrible Bosses.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 07/09/12 at 10:06:28
I'm actually looking forward to this somewhat. I like the original as goofy as that movie is, but I basically grew up on Arnold movies.

From what I hear, the new take is suppose to be closer to the book it was based on. Oh, and no mars.

I don't really care if the dialog is bad as long as the actions good. I'm pretty sure Colin can out do Arny in that department.

The Dialog department that is.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 07/10/12 at 08:42:11
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 07/10/12 at 09:00:31
Yeah, and of all people, Betty White is the one to quote that lol.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Sling on 07/10/12 at 12:08:11

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/12/12 at 13:22:01
Yeah, I watched the fuck out of Dawson's Creek.  I'm still a hard mufuckin' thug-ass nigga.  

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Sling on 07/16/12 at 05:46:23
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Lavender_Town_Syndrome

Wow that's fucking weird.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sOadAaGiq4&feature=related

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 07/16/12 at 10:18:21
Funny. I played the hell out of that game as a teen.

Title: It's Goofy Time!
Post by Serpentine on 07/16/12 at 14:42:20

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 07/16/12 at 19:36:44

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 07/19/12 at 09:26:24

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Infernal on 07/20/12 at 00:35:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJRusNyfPbs&feature=plcp

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 07/20/12 at 01:04:36
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOGas9iUVFo

I love that over there they are serious saying "it might scare off swimmers" and here people are talking about fucking end times.

I want to go to V-wings town and dye their lake.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 07/20/12 at 01:51:23
http://www.oskarblues.com/the-brews/deviant-dales

Has to be one of, if not the best, beers on the planet. What I love about it is that despite its taste and flavor it is one of the most deceptive beers I've had the privilege to consume in my ever going conquest of new micro brews. It fucking ninja inebriates you. One or two helpings and you will have a fucking unique buzz despite its simple 8% ABV content (which may be high for some of you who don't drink like true viking warriors). I swear there is weed in this fucking beer or Oskar is growing some mad strain of Hops with purple hairs involved because I immediately feel relaxed, mellow, and jive as fuck when I have just one mug of this immaculate brew. The name Deviant Dale is so appropriate. The Indian in the Indian Pale Ale is so prevalent here. This beer definitely has some peace pipe shit going on. This brew could achieve world peace....just saying. Of course, as long as people's wives aren't insulted at the summit.

The other point to make is that I'm pretty much anti-can beer at this point, despite its obvious advantages as far as preserving the desired taste of said beer. Consuming beer from a can just makes me feel downright redneck as fuck but despite my southern heritage I'll gladly drink this wizards potion in the midst of any fellow idiot gathering and feel right at home.

What this beer can accomplish:

Essentially this beer allowed me mere hours ago to invite the coolest, cutest fucking girl I've ever met in my entire life to watch The Dark Knight Rises with me on Saturday and she obliged without hesitation stating "she would rather see it with me than anyone else". I'm viewing perhaps one of the most significant films this year, and perhaps the century, with a girl that most of you losers only dream of. Granted, nothing sexual will happen, however, most of you will either be going forever alone, with bros, or with your lame girlfriends to see this movie; I however will be living la vida loca. You niggas is beta. I'm alpha.

Deviant Dales bitch.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 07/21/12 at 21:54:20

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 07/21/12 at 22:05:32
Good ol' Sting. Assaulting someone with a folded-up chair has never been so easy.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 07/22/12 at 00:29:02

XIZOR wrote on 07/20/12 at 01:51:23:
What this beer can accomplish:

Essentially this beer allowed me mere hours ago to invite the coolest, cutest fucking girl I've ever met in my entire life to watch The Dark Knight Rises with me on Saturday and she obliged without hesitation stating "she would rather see it with me than anyone else". I'm viewing perhaps one of the most significant films this year, and perhaps the century, with a girl that most of you losers only dream of. Granted, nothing sexual will happen, however, most of you will either be going forever alone, with bros, or with your lame girlfriends to see this movie; I however will be living la vida loca. You niggas is beta. I'm alpha.

Deviant Dales bitch.




Nothing sexual will happen.

Girlfriends are lame.

Quoted Ricky Martin.



So, this beer gradually turns you into a homosexual?  




Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 07/22/12 at 01:11:24
Nah, Xizor turns into an alcoholic who rapes men and dismember them. He's the new Jefferey Dahmer.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by DeathStrikesBack on 07/22/12 at 17:31:15
http://amibeyonceyet.tumblr.com/

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 07/22/12 at 21:19:54


http://www.lovethesepics.com/2011/05/creepy-crusty-crumbling-illegal-tour-of-abandoned-six-flags-new-orleans-75-pics/

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 07/22/12 at 23:04:57
Man, that is awesome... in a creepy kind of way, I guess. Sad, but awesome.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 07/22/12 at 23:37:42
If they arranged tours of that place and sold spray paint they could probably rebuild it within a year.

It's surreal because you don't see huge American theme parks like that literally wasted. You might see some old abandoned parks with a ferris wheel and an old wooden coaster. Or a junkyard with scrapped rides. But Six Flags parks are god damned huge.

The New Orleans one isn't the largest by a long shot. But it still has a massive feeling to it. It's crazy as hell to see all of that equipment and infrastructure rusted and decayed.

Typically if mother nature kicked the ass of some building or structure a corporation made. They would either rebuild it so they look good. Or destroy it to preserve the company image. It's a huge oddity to see Six Flags abandon one of their parks like a corpse in the woods.

They say it's too expensive to rebuild or destroy and that does make a lot of sense. I can't vouch for that park but i had a friend who worked at Six Flags Over Texas. The raw infrastructure that those parks have beyond the rides and little stores is insane. The generators alone would probably cost millions to properly dispose of.

It's crazy how much money goes into those parks. But all it takes to scare away all signs of life is a simple flood. Even the corporations are like "Oh god damn it. Fuck it just leave it."

They should rebuild it. But keep the rusted out abandoned crack park theme to it.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 07/23/12 at 00:02:29
It reminds me of an episode of A Life After People. But you're exactly right. Seeing a place that big and developed turn to shit in a matter of months is a little surreal.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 07/23/12 at 00:03:43
Dark Carnival.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 07/23/12 at 00:13:43
That'd make a good cosplay photo-op if you could find a group of people wanting to go out there.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 07/23/12 at 18:10:49

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Ripzsaur on 07/23/12 at 18:43:18
http://vimeo.com/34945620
A lil video on the six flags park. Sorry I'm a little late.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 07/23/12 at 19:20:03

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 07/23/12 at 19:52:29
Anime eyes make anything fuckable. ANYTHING!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by James P7 on 07/24/12 at 05:06:36
CS Lewis was clearly ahead of his time - great quote

"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." - C.S. Lewis

The big lie of self-appointed, self-deceived do-gooders who force their “compassion” on society using other peoples’ (taxpayers’) money is monstrous; it psychologically enslaves people to what is doled out from a paternalistic government while the legislative perpetrators enjoy the self-aggrandizement and popularity bought with the sweat and taxes of the humble working taxpayer. I rarely talk about things on the subject but the above caught my eye. Funny how that makes so much sense. Anyways, a completely random thought, i felt I would share.


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 07/24/12 at 16:07:59
Interesting. Fitting considering that Six Flags park and many other attractions like that are co funded by the City. So it's partially their responsibility to help Six Flags either rebuild or destroy that park. Because no matter how you slice it tax payers helped to build that.

I think they should rebuild it. I know they have shot a few movies there but that isn't going to bring in tons of money. Opening it up for people to explore it is also crazy dangerous and a lawsuit waiting to happen. Besides i'm pretty sure people who live there don't want a huge themepark built around their tragedy.






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EQGA_4BZ5s

The ocean continues to make fiction look boring.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDSf3Kshq1M

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6m40W1s0Wc&feature=related

Also epic bee vs hornet battle.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Spagett on 07/24/12 at 17:12:53
Bronies sticking their dicks in Ponies.  :-X

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 07/24/12 at 18:15:50
Let's amp up the gifs!






Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Sling on 07/24/12 at 22:19:21




Didn't know where else to post these.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by James P7 on 07/25/12 at 05:20:50
The only good thing that came out of that abysmal movie Batman and Robin was the LOOK of Bane. That is freakin all. Ok ok, Uma Thurman was very hot.

And that Joker pic for the comic is from the first series of the batman comics. Very cool stuff.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 07/25/12 at 15:39:40




They need to put these guys in the next Avengers movie.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 07/27/12 at 14:50:26

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 07/29/12 at 21:47:31

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 08/01/12 at 18:47:12
Strange how you can stumble across other peoples secrets when googling something totally unrelated to that person.

I lol'd so hard, but I'm not a big enough prick to post it.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 08/01/12 at 19:49:59
When i'm bored i like to upload peoples facebook pictures to sick dating sites like STD match.

Once i walked up to a co worker and just started talking like i saw some sick videos he was in. He acted serious and was concerned that i saw them. So i just kept playing it off like i did. Though i'm kind of glad i never actually saw what he was referring to.

Another fun thing to do is to answer disgusting craiglist ads and tell people to meet you where your friends work. Then describe your self as your friend. I actually lost a friend over that one he hasn't spoken to me in 2 years. I sent a cross dresser to the auto zone he worked at. All i know is that they met at the all weather tires and it was not a positive experience.

http://www.fageusa.com/products/fage-total-0-percent/

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 08/02/12 at 02:44:43

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 08/02/12 at 03:02:16
If i was as rich as Snoop Dog i would buy the rights to books so i could put my self in future stories.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 08/03/12 at 22:34:33

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 08/06/12 at 19:55:18
Had some good fun trolling on Facebook earlier tonight.


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 08/06/12 at 21:21:01
http://i.imgur.com/lAMUs.jpg



Dude looks like Gaben.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 08/06/12 at 21:31:57
LMAO. Fucking win. Trolling someone's mom on FB always awards bonus points.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Kilrgrn on 08/06/12 at 22:01:25
Feel free to troll my mom. God knows she needs it sometimes.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 08/07/12 at 07:29:42
That was a fucking win. Esspecially need more hot moms comment. Loved it.

Good show sir!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 08/12/12 at 12:35:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w2fi_f5OLY

I lol'd

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mecit on 08/16/12 at 16:12:26
HALT!


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Maggot on 08/16/12 at 20:02:15
God damn it, that's just embarrassing.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 08/16/12 at 20:13:55



Maggot wrote on 08/16/12 at 20:02:15:
God damn it, that's just embarrassing.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Road-Kill_3197 on 08/16/12 at 20:15:22
Damn it you beat me to the punch.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Maggot on 08/16/12 at 20:39:41

Hellbent wrote on 08/16/12 at 20:13:55:
Cool pic, huh? That gig was on December 5, 2009 at Carmen's Ponderosa Restaurant in Apple Valley, California. Sadly, this was the Liberi's last show at this particular venue because our drummer at the time was trying to put another concert promoter out of business so the owner of the venue was like "Okay, no more shows." :( But it was fun.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 08/16/12 at 20:41:55
Your camouflage isn't working.

I like how similar your mask looks to that paper iron man mask. Your band would be 10X better with that Iron Man guy on the drums.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Maggot on 08/16/12 at 20:44:03
Yeah, just a different color.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Spagett on 08/16/12 at 20:45:07
Walked right into that one lol.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 08/16/12 at 20:45:32
Watch out. Camouflaged Iron Faggot is going to play his guitar out of tune if you judge him.

That is if he actually understands that you are judging him. Sometimes he doesn't understand words. His super aspergers has many downsides.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Maggot on 08/16/12 at 20:52:37
The camouflage was before the Occupy movement got started. After those guys started referring to the rich as the 1% and the rest of us as the 99% I started wearing the prison jumpsuit again.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 08/16/12 at 21:15:27
The convict outfit would make even less sense. Nobody is looking for you.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 08/16/12 at 21:59:34
And the fact that he'd make it less than 72 hours in prison.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 08/16/12 at 23:00:06

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Maggot on 08/16/12 at 23:21:50

The Dizaster Child wrote on 08/16/12 at 21:59:34:
And the fact that he'd make it less than 72 hours in prison.
I can and I have.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 08/16/12 at 23:46:15
They did not throw you in actual prison. You moron.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Maggot on 08/16/12 at 23:48:38
So? There are gang wars in county lockup too.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 08/16/12 at 23:49:37
I think he said he went to jail for punching his grandma.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 08/16/12 at 23:51:33
You are literally the biggest pussy in the world.

"I WENT TO PRISON... SORT OF. I MEAN THEY HAVE GANG WARS IN COUNTY JAIL SO THAT IS THE SAME THING. I'M GOING TO WEAR A PRISON JUMP SUIT NOW AND CLAIM THAT I WAS IN BIG BOY JAIL.".

Anybody who went to prison wouldn't post pictures of themselves with a black eye unless they were some kind of bitch.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 08/16/12 at 23:51:51
County isn't shit, tough guy. Why don't you go rob a liquor store with a real gun, then see what it's like in the big leagues?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Maggot on 08/17/12 at 00:28:50
I would if I had a gun. But I don't, so I'll just use my blade.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Road-Kill_3197 on 08/17/12 at 00:35:10

Maggot wrote on 08/17/12 at 00:28:50:
I would if I had a gun. But I don't, so I'll just use my blade.


Maggot's BLADE.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 08/17/12 at 00:37:37
So the only thing stopping you is the gun, eh?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 08/17/12 at 00:49:33

Maggot wrote on 08/17/12 at 00:28:50:
I would if I had a gun. But I don't, so I'll just use my blade.




Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 08/17/12 at 04:00:14

Maggot wrote on 08/17/12 at 01:01:22:
No, fag. My blade's bigger and is screwed inside a cane.



Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 08/17/12 at 07:37:19
OMFGLMAO!!

Fuck....I'll give you a God damn knife.

For fucks sake.....

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mecit on 08/18/12 at 05:51:29
ROFL

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 08/18/12 at 10:22:39
You might not want my knife but,

YOU'LL LOVE MY NUKE!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jffuzq2GpBI

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 08/18/12 at 16:11:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIGgGV7uwU4

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 08/19/12 at 00:49:31

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 08/21/12 at 04:37:25

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 08/21/12 at 14:11:40
80-year-old Spanish woman tries to restore painting in her village.





Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 09/12/12 at 21:39:44

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 09/13/12 at 00:17:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oNYrdOLoMw

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 09/13/12 at 07:21:18
Your community is weird Serpentine.

Fish rides? Boil Corn? Infochammel????

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 09/13/12 at 19:46:44

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 09/14/12 at 00:47:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv_g8YiMHTg

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 09/14/12 at 06:54:07
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkpFFRxhriU

Tree Pyramid Healer sounds like my kinda gig. Don't commit suicide just yet, there are still jobs out there.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Infernal on 09/14/12 at 11:08:30
I was looking at some videos and found this ad...ugh. Didn't think I could hate dubstep more than I did before.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm1Ky_hEfIw

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/19/12 at 02:51:09
The empirical evidence for the historicity of Yeshua, The Christ, is incontrovertible and without fault; this includes the existence, the foretelling, the fulfillment of prophecy and even the resurrection.  

As a life-long skeptic and "agnostic atheist" (a term I'd felt forced to coin even in my atheist days, to distinguish true atheism from false atheism---false atheism being a belief that there is no God instead of a lack of a belief in God), I am not above admitting that I was fooled by the works of The Theosophical Society, The Roman Catholic Church and their ilk; which includes the findings of my own research, as well as the "research" of others upon whom I'd based my ideology at the time.  

When one finally does consider the empirical evidence, the truth becomes undeniable.  


Flavius Josephus (Testimonium Flavianum, Antiquities)
Tacitus (Annals, AD 115-120)
Suetonius (Lives of the Caesars, AD 125)
Lucian (mid-2nd century)
Galen (AD 150; De pulsuum differentiis 2.4; 3.3)
Celsus (True Discourse, AD 170)
Eusebius of Caesarea
Mara Bar Serapion (pre AD-200?)
Jewish Talmudic References (AD 300).
Gilbert West and Lord Lyttleton
Simon Greenleaf

A quote, if I may:

Sir William Ramsey, an eminent British scholar and archaeologist, was a Professor at both Oxford and Cambridge. He was raised as an atheist and skeptic and was convinced the Bible was fraudulent. He believed Luke’s writings were not historically sound, and that travels of the Apostle Paul recorded in the book of Acts were the weakest part of the New Testament. Therefore, he set out to disprove the book of Acts by personally tracing the Apostle Paul’s journeys, spade in hand. However, his own extensive 15-year field investigation of near east archaeology in the Bible lands forced him to completely reverse his position. He stated:
“ I set out to look for truth on the borderland where Greece and Asia meet, and found it there. You may press the words of Luke in a degree beyond any other historian’s and they stand the keenest scrutiny and the hardest treatment. “ Luke is a historian of the first rank; not merely are his statements of facts trustworthy; he is possessed of the true historic sense … In short, this author should be placed along with the very greatest of historians. ”
Sir William Ramsey, The Bearing of Recent Discovery on the trustworthiness of the New Testament, 1915, pp. 81, 222.




If you care to engage me in a theological, biblical, scientific, philosophical, and/or light-hearted discussion of the historicity of Yeshua, the Apocrypha/Septuagint/Book of Enoch, Bible study, the present-day fulfillment of prophecy, the carbon-dating and translation of ancient texts, etc...please feel free to message me on AIM.

The evidence is overwhelming, and I only discovered it by researching deeply into Satanism/Luciferianism/The New Age and Acharya S./Zeitgeist etc.  

To those who have taken my advice in researching these topics for themselves, I urge you to speak up and defend the historicity of Yeshuah if nothing else.    



Speak to me if:

1.)  You think that "The Christ Myth" is based on Paganism/Zoroastrianism/Mithraism/Egyptian Mythology, and you subscribe to "The Copy-Cat Thesis" as proposed by films like Zeitgeist and The God Delusion.
2.)  You think Jesus Christ was born on Dec. 25th, and that the Bible states as much in any way.
3.)  You think that the bible was written by the Piso family/Illuminati/whatever b.s.

Research, research, research.  

Show me a man who does not accept the divinity of Christ, and I will show you a man who has had his research done for him.  






Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 09/19/12 at 06:58:47
Ahhhh.....if only.....V-Wing were here.

He sooooooooooooooooo give you a run for your money.

SUCKER!!!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 09/19/12 at 07:24:01
I just see Religion as a stupid tax like the Lottery. Distract people with their own imagination and take everything you possibly can.

Also History books can blow me. Always gotta keep in mind that someone wrote that shit. If History books were naturally occurring like fossils or rings in trees i could start believing what i hear. It's really just glorified news. You read it and form your opinion based on what you think and know.

Most of america shit their pants during a fucking fictional radio broadcast about an alien invasion. That is enough to tell me you can write down anything you want, call it history, and someone will claim it as evidence.

No bacon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGk1-1WhNMk

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/19/12 at 11:23:27

I just see Religion as a stupid tax like the Lottery. Distract people with their own imagination and take everything you possibly can. -- Hellbent

Nobody said anything about religion.

Also History books can blow me. Always gotta keep in mind that someone wrote that shit. If History books were naturally occurring like fossils or rings in trees i could start believing what i hear. It's really just glorified news. You read it and form your opinion based on what you think and know. -- Hellbent

42 secular accounts of history all corroborate the independent accounts of the apostles (regarding specifically His existence, that is).  All manuscripts can be traced back to their sources and proven not to be fabrications.  Simply reading a history book is not enough; history books must be researched, and sources must be found and scrutinized.  It's called academia, Hellbent; hardcore research.  You can choose to think critically, or you can choose to believe that research is simply a matter of reading a book and forming an opinion, as ignorant as that is.

Most of america shit their pants during a fucking fictional radio broadcast about an alien invasion. That is enough to tell me you can write down anything you want, call it history, and someone will claim it as evidence. -- Hellbent

Sorry, but citing the WotW hoax has nothing to do with the fruits of academic research.  By your logic, I can say that since NASA faked the moon footage, all history is meaningless.  It's an ignorant position and one most likely born of intellectual laziness.  

It seems there is nothing but garbage in your brain.  

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 09/19/12 at 19:16:10

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 09/19/12 at 11:23:27:
I just see Religion as a stupid tax like the Lottery. Distract people with their own imagination and take everything you possibly can. -- Hellbent

Nobody said anything about religion.

Also History books can blow me. Always gotta keep in mind that someone wrote that shit. If History books were naturally occurring like fossils or rings in trees i could start believing what i hear. It's really just glorified news. You read it and form your opinion based on what you think and know. -- Hellbent

42 secular accounts of history all corroborate the independent accounts of the apostles (regarding specifically His existence, that is).  All manuscripts can be traced back to their sources and proven not to be fabrications.  Simply reading a history book is not enough; history books must be researched, and sources must be found and scrutinized.  It's called academia, Hellbent; hardcore research.  You can choose to think critically, or you can choose to believe that research is simply a matter of reading a book and forming an opinion, as ignorant as that is.

Most of america shit their pants during a fucking fictional radio broadcast about an alien invasion. That is enough to tell me you can write down anything you want, call it history, and someone will claim it as evidence. -- Hellbent

Sorry, but citing the WotW hoax has nothing to do with the fruits of academic research.  By your logic, I can say that since NASA faked the moon footage, all history is meaningless.  It's an ignorant position and one most likely born of intellectual laziness.  

It seems there is nothing but garbage in your brain.  


You said the same thing about 9/11 and convinced nobody of anything. You have evidence that some WTC footage was altered. But no single person could provide all the evidence required to prove the WTC as a planned attack.

Proving the apostles existed through repeatedly being mentioned in history books only proves that a person might have existed. Just like that WTC footage might have been faked. Or the moon landing.

History dicks would probably be pissed off at anybody thinking like that. But it's true. You could cross reference 90 books and they could all be published by the same groups with the same goals. Money is the worst of all because that leaves them free for bribery and bullshit that can last for literally generations.

You are still going off what has been written. All assembled and processed by some form of a publisher. For all you really know they could be referencing different apostles and simply screwed it up. At the end of the day you deal with the middle man who takes the information and puts it there for you to read.

I'll trust a photo manipulated video of a guy on the street over what some company published. Mainly because it's more difficult to manipulate video then it is to write down "THIS IS HOW IT ALL WENT DOWN AND HERE ARE 57 BOOKS YOU NEED TO READ THAT PROVE MY THEORY! SO PLEASE DON'T BOTHER READING AND JUST AGREE WITH ME!".

History is bullshit. That is why History Channel only showed WW2 up until they became the pawn shop channel. No one wants to see reenactments of the dark ages without all the disease and violence. They want to see real video of people killing each other. WW2 and Nam provided plenty of that.

It's your responsibility to make your arguments believable and acceptable to the opposition. Otherwise you are a contrarian like me.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/19/12 at 20:19:33
Simply because you are not convinced by hard evidence does not necessitate an inability on everyone else's part to comprehend the facts.  Regarding 9/11, I pointed to tons and tons and TONS of evidence.  The VicSim report alone is over 80 pages, the threads of research at cluesforum.info are populated by tireless researchers from all over the world with educations and experience in a wide variety of fields who endlessly dig and dig and dig, scrutinizing the tiniest details of the tiniest details.  I pointed to an ocean of evidence and research, sir.  

Regarding the "Christ Myth", I listed many lines of investigation of topics to research which includes proponents of all manner of residence within the spectrum of the intent of those regarding the overall topic: the historicity of Yeshua.  The accounts of those who rejected him, the accounts of those who were in employ for the sole purpose of discrediting him, the accounts of those who were among his apostles, the accounts of secular historians who merely documented events objectively, etc.  Yes, everyone, be it Jews/Romans/Greeks/Pagans/Intellectuals/Apostles/etc were all working together to create a hoax; that makes so much sense.  Your argument holds as much weight as the people who think Planet Nibiru is on its way toward Earth, and that the government is covering everything up, despite the fact that any dumbass amateur astronomer with a telescope can disprove it altogether.  Hell, I disproved it on paper by simply using a layman's understanding of astrophysics and astronomy.  

The fact of the matter is this:  if you actually troubled yourself to investigate the location(s) of the papyri, the legitimacy of them and of their reliable facsimiles, you wouldn't be making the moronic statement which you are flimsily attempting to make now.  

Let's not forget to mention the many times the biblical accounts have been correct, but only proven further on throughout history:

Discovery of the Hittites (which were written about, but thought not to exist until its later unearthing)

Archaeological discovery of Babylon in 1899

Archaeological discovery of Sodom and Gomorah

etc etc etc.


The fact that you reject all history (without applying any actual academic scrutiny, at that) is very telling of your general lack of comprehension and contention toward intellectualism and education.  I do not even have to cast doubt upon your arguments, as you have done more to discredit the validity of your own methodology and worldview than I ever could.  

Your brain is obviously doing nothing but shifting references back and forth which have nothing to do with one another, in a feeble attempt to make sense of the world based on your overexposure to media culture.  Referring to a change in programming on The History Channel and/or the WotW broadcast as some sort of circumstantially evident foundation for your argument is asinine at best, pathological at worst.

Why is it that everyone who takes it upon themselves to deeply research this topic comes to the conclusion that he did, in fact, exist?  Why are so many of the world's most hardened skeptics forced to conclude, by the rules of evidence on par with the practice of law, that he existed?

Ask yourself:  Why has such a massive disinformation campaign been in place by the Theosophical Society (who are renown Luciferians and Satanists, and still run the Lucistrust---formerly Lucifer Publishing Company---today) to create propaganda to achieve the end of convincing people that Christ was based on Egyptian paganism?  Hmmmm.  Their fake research convinced me, too, until I took it upon myself to actually take the subject matter seriously enough to research the fuck out of it.  

Why did the Roman Catholic Church (which is provably founded on paganism) absorb Christianity and pollute it with esoteric and occult ideals/symbolism/practices when it was learned that Christianity could not be stopped from spreading?  Hmmm.  

Further suggested reading:  Externalization of the Hierarchy.  There is a provable agenda at play to cause many people to think just as you currently do.  Hell, I've already admitted that it even worked on me for years because, as I said, I did not scrutinize the research anywhere near as heavily as I have done in the past several months.



I love how the person who thinks history cannot be empirically understood based on the tenets of legal-level research and cross-comparison is the person who has attempted to do none of same.  
 

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 09/19/12 at 20:50:07
I'm not claiming any greater understanding. Just pointing out the flaws in your delivery as well as my opinion on early history.

You don't trust 4 video sources on a terrorist attack but you trust witness accounts of holy men? I know you are looking for someone to argue sources on a subject you've done hours of research on. But no one here is going to do that.

You fail to prove your point because you present it poorly. Your aggressive posturing makes you even less likely to convince anyone of anything who doesn't already agree with you.

No bacon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGk1-1WhNMk

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/20/12 at 01:32:44
Uhhh, I just laid out huge facts and invited you to debunk them.  Since you have yet to do so---or to even comment substantively on any of the material I have brought to light---I'm just going to continue to assume that you are every bit the basement ignoramus you claim others to be.  

Delivery?  Lol.  

Look, I'm sorry that the only arena you're familiar with is TMA and, as such, you have nothing more up your sleeve than the equivalent of an 8th-grader's aimless rhetoric toward something he has not researched nor developed an understanding of; but until you can intelligently refute at least one (ONE!) of the claims I have made, this conversation is over.  

You see, unlike the others on this site who do not recognize your incessant, childish need to be at the forefront of conversations you are not equipped to understand, I am unwilling to be sucked into the event horizon of intelligence that is your horrible attempt at argumenum ad hominem.  

When you can make a case for your position, I will respond to what will otherwise be the furtherance of your garbage.  

Seriously, the least you could do is claim that the works of Josephus, Pliny, Origen and Tacitus are Christian interpolations.  You haven't even done that!  You have no basis upon which to stand!

Let the record show that I have given Hellbent every opportunity to make an intellectual case for his position, and that he has declined said invitations in favor of attempting to re-enact the behavior of the "good old days" of TMA by regurgitating the musings of his former, under-educated self.  

edit:  By no means do I intend to imply that Hellbent's present self is any less under-educated.  

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 09/20/12 at 03:24:22
Yeah i pretty much skim your posts once i see 6 paragraphs.

Roadie is a homo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zixczi9UyXg

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/20/12 at 17:18:44
I fucking dare anyone on this site to academically/intellectually disprove the gospels.


Do it.  


If V-Wing had the balls and the know-how to pose this request more than a year ago, we wouldn't even have this conversation taking place on TMA.

So, please, butt heads with me, and prove that anything I am saying is incorrect.  Please!  I DARE YOU!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Laughing Boy on 09/20/12 at 17:29:06
So i dissapeared. Can't remember why.. even forgot this pace existed until I got an email involving it. I go 'oh crap, tma!', hurridly click on the Randomosity topic because this is where all the fun is, and encounter an argument on 9/11 and religion.

>:(

Anyway.. none of it is really my business, so I'm only going to say this once: 9/11 was a tragedy, but it's been eleven years. At this point, the 'conspiracy' doesn't even matter. Who cares? Not even the families of the people who died, they want to move on. Chances are, if some study brought back all that again you'd just put the families through more pain. And as far as religion goes? I get sick of seeing religion arguments everyone. C'mon, this isn't the youtube comment section, this is TMA.

Now then, who remembers me at all? xD

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Kilrgrn on 09/20/12 at 17:44:26

Laughing Boy wrote on 09/20/12 at 17:29:06:
Not even the families of the people who died, they want to move on. Chances are, if some study brought back all that again you'd just put the families through more pain. And as far as religion goes? I get sick of seeing religion arguments everyone. C'mon, this isn't the youtube comment section, this is TMA.

Now then, who remembers me at all? xD




Implying you can tell us what TMA is supposed to be
Implying the Youtube comments are this intelligent
Implying anyone's family members actually died.
Implying any of us remember you after one post.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/20/12 at 17:47:30

Kilrgrn wrote on 09/20/12 at 17:44:26:
Implying you can tell us what TMA is supposed to be
Implying the Youtube comments are this intelligent
Implying anyone's family members actually died.
Implying any of us remember you after one post.



Please prove so.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 09/20/12 at 18:08:47
>Implying 9/11 ever happened.
>Implying the WTC ever existed.
>Implying Boeing 747's can get airborne.
>Implying 3,000 people didn't travel into another dimension populated by oysters.
>Implying people come from the middle east.
>Implying the Pentagon wasn't hit with a cruise missile launched from Mexico by covert government agents.
>Implying Bush was not a breed of cat.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 09/20/12 at 22:05:18

Obliverate wrote on 09/20/12 at 18:08:47:
>Implying 3,000 people didn't travel into another dimension populated by oysters.




Actually, my sister's boyfriend gets on-edge any time the 9/11 thing gets brought up. I finally asked her why when he wasn't around, and she said it was because his father was killed during that whole thing. I can't exactly 'prove' it, but it's an account that was brought to my attention, and he really has nothing to gain by lying about something like that.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/21/12 at 00:20:58

The Dizaster Child wrote on 09/20/12 at 22:05:18:


Actually, my sister's boyfriend gets on-edge any time the 9/11 thing gets brought up. I finally asked her why when he wasn't around, and she said it was because his father was killed during that whole thing. I can't exactly 'prove' it, but it's an account that was brought to my attention, and he really has nothing to gain by lying about something like that.


Names, please.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 09/21/12 at 00:37:00
>Implying people have 'Names'.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/21/12 at 01:06:06

Obliverate wrote on 09/21/12 at 00:37:00:
>Implying people have 'Names'.


It's certainly more useful for drawing cross-comparisons, digging up financial records via FOIA requests, checking the Social Security Death Index and death certificates than being asked to believe something based on hearsay and glitchy video footage.  



Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 09/21/12 at 01:14:50
>Implying you know how to draw a picture of a cross comparing two items.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mecit on 09/21/12 at 05:40:10

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 09/21/12 at 01:06:06:
It's certainly more useful for drawing cross-comparisons, digging up financial records via FOIA requests, checking the Social Security Death Index and death certificates than being asked to believe something based on hearsay and glitchy video footage.  


Would SSDI even be helpful? From what I know, 9/11 victims were not even registered in the death index list.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 09/21/12 at 06:13:47
Jack off into a fish tank.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/21/12 at 06:14:57

Mecit wrote on 09/21/12 at 05:40:10:
Would SSDI even be helpful? From what I know, 9/11 victims were not even registered in the death index list.


That is why it is useful.  

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 09/21/12 at 07:15:03
I'll prove that a hamster in your bum will make you dance. Want more electrical tape?

I've seen your Jesus before! He was at the bus stop asking for crumbs and beer. He parties in the dumpster down the street.

His rims are banging yo! The tagging is tight on that thing!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 09/21/12 at 08:37:34
The holocaust never happened they just were trying to make the Nazi's look bad.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 09/21/12 at 12:24:16


Honey Boo Boo is obviously Krang, I mean, come on. It has found a way to live in a human instead of a towering behemoth.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 09/21/12 at 14:25:59
I think it's adorable when they dress up ugly people. It's like putting a sweaters on pets.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mecit on 09/21/12 at 18:45:02
Instead of taking the 16 year old to a doctor, his mother and stepfather chose to pray for his recovery.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/21/12 at 20:24:03

Mecit wrote on 09/21/12 at 18:45:02:
Instead of taking the 16 year old to a doctor, his mother and stepfather chose to pray for his recovery.


When I have a moment, I will look into this for telltale signs of psyopery.  

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/23/12 at 14:20:57
The Dizaster Child, I repeat:  Names?  Where, purportedly, was he?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 09/23/12 at 14:43:21
0 people died in 9/11 the buildings weren't real they blew up asbestos in the air and sent pieces of steak to the ground those people were not real have you ever seen names besides the ones on the memorial hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?????????

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Spagett on 09/23/12 at 16:04:01

Serpentine wrote on 09/21/12 at 12:24:16:


Honey Boo Boo is obviously Krang, I mean, come on. It has found a way to live in a human instead of a towering behemoth.


That Human Thumb is fucking hideous.  :-[

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 09/23/12 at 19:23:28
I'd like to know how you manipulate images on live television. At best with the right equipment you could overlay an image of a plane onto cameras that are placed at predetermined spots. But none of those cameras were perfectly still and keeping the jet on a steady plane would be impossible. There isn't even any software that could eliminate that type of jitter in a live video edit.

So i guess they edited the jet flying into a CGI building and mashed it in with footage of real people running on the streets?

Isn't it easier to forge documents then it is video? Why would those be a trusted source for information?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/23/12 at 19:57:32
D'uh!  

That is precisely why the footage is as bunk as it is, and precisely why you need to read the forensic photo analyses at cluesforum.info as well as watch September Clues (and check all of the sources cited to further your own understanding of the CGI mockery that the live footage is).  

I would also suggest watching "September Clues Busted!" by some schmuck who established absolutely no argumentative foundation with his "research", and absolutely refused to engage any of the cluesforum members on youtube---he, instead, banned them from commenting on his video with perfectly logical and logistical questions.  I'm pretty sure they even have an entire thread dedicated just to research on his background.  


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 09/23/12 at 23:06:45
I'm gonna have to ask my sister for this kind of stuff. Me and the guy are cool, and it'd be hard to come up and be like, "Hey, what was your dad's name and where was he when he was killed during 9/11?" without being completely offensive.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 09/24/12 at 01:39:13
I hope i'm the president when i'm 50 and they read all of what i posted here.

Don't say it won't happen. Saying fuck makes your approval rating go up. Especially calling reporters cock suckers everyone loves that.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/24/12 at 02:35:55
@TDC - You'll notice I wrote names (with an es).  If her fiance's name is not something akin to John Smith, I should be able to find what I need.  Age and location would be helpful.  :-)  

If any of this claim checks out, it would be such a huge monkey wrench into the massive amount of evidence which contradicts the claim that anyone was actually in the towers.  Was he even supposed to be in the towers?  Was he on "Flight 11".  Lol.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 09/24/12 at 19:01:46
Yeah, I can give you his name but I don't know if he took the last name of his step-father when his mother remarried. That's something else I'd have to find out.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 09/24/12 at 19:12:10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSxbmUcR8ao

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/25/12 at 04:03:33
I know people who actually think the show Judge Judy is conducted within the confines of the legal system.  

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 09/25/12 at 05:36:37
Haha that is retarded. I like how Judge Joe Brown has that hot ass bailiff and openly mocks defendants for the way they dress and look. I also like how he knows the exact amount of money a stripper earns weekly in the bronx.

Seriously the way they handle that is a simple contract. They have the bullshit trial and if they don't pay the fees agreed to the loser is sued for breech of contract. Though i imagine in some cases they just pay for both people. It's just the Jerry Springer formula with a TV courtroom setting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgG3JYUmsoM

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/25/12 at 13:25:35

The Dizaster Child wrote on 09/24/12 at 19:01:46:
Yeah, I can give you his name but I don't know if he took the last name of his step-father when his mother remarried. That's something else I'd have to find out.



???  

Are you intentionally dicking me around?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 09/25/12 at 13:55:18
Well i got questions if you are bored. Who exactly do you think is behind 9/11 and what do you think their ultimate goals are?

I think George Bush Jr saw Aladdin and decided to invade Baghdad to find the lamp with robin williams ghost inside of it.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/25/12 at 14:02:53
I shall answer with simple questions:  What is the Bretton Woods system of international exchange?  Who ended it?  Why did the dollar fall at that time?  What holds up the dollar now?


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mecit on 09/25/12 at 15:02:53

[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 09/25/12 at 13:25:35:
???  

Are you intentionally dicking me around?


Not accusing Dizaster Child or anything but I haven't seen anyone who claimed to know someone who died in the alleged 9/11 terrorist attacks AND stated a name when requested.



[TMA]InnatelyGestaltist wrote on 09/25/12 at 14:02:53:
I shall answer with simple questions:  What is the Bretton Woods system of international exchange?  Who ended it?  Why did the dollar fall at that time?  What holds up the dollar now?



Jews?!?!


JEWS!!!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/25/12 at 15:26:00

Mecit wrote on 09/25/12 at 15:02:53:
Jews?!?!


JEWS!!!




OMG PROTOCOLS OF THE LEARNED ELDERS OF ZION OMGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 09/25/12 at 18:11:50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzR9ovfpJn8

I never get sick of editing these puppets.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 09/26/12 at 01:41:16
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/us/sept-11-reckoning/portraits-of-grief.html

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/26/12 at 02:06:44

Obliverate wrote on 09/26/12 at 01:41:16:
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/us/sept-11-reckoning/portraits-of-grief.html


A lot of those people were checked out quite some time ago:



(In order to open the links to archives.com, try applying for a 7-day free trial:
http://www.archives.com/benefits.shtml ) Dunno if it works - let me know!
***************************************************************


Dear Sarah,

Thanks for responding so swiftly to my queries - I hope you will bear with me a little longer. I am glad you are letting your researchers know about this issue in order to make some sense out of it all. However, ALAN WAYNE FRIEDLANDER is not the only 9/11 victim one may find still alive & well in your archives. I have used the official 9/11 CNN Memorial as ‘reference archive’ :

http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2001/memorial/index.html

The below list is by no means the result of a comprehensive scanning of all the approx. 3000 alleged 9/11 victims; they are but 40 samples I've found (so far) in alpha succession during a ‘cursory’ 3-hour search I performed yesterday. We may therefore reasonably assume there are many more instances of (allow me the expression) ‘living-dead’ yet to be found among the alleged 9/11 victims. I have to point out that large numbers of alleged 9/11 victim names are simply absent from your death records. Yet when found as “deceased on 9/11 2001”, they are also found (rather consistently, it seems) as living persons, 8 - 9 years older ? and/or residing at the same locations reported in the 9/11 memorials.


ASCIAK MICHAEL A ? dead on 9/11 2001, age 47 ? Ridgefield, NJ
http://www.archives.com/member/Default. ... archResult

ASCIAK MICHAEL A ? alive & well today - age 55 ? Ridgefield, NJ
http://www.archives.com/member/Default. ... archResult

BABAKITIS ARLENE ?dead on 9/11 2001 - Seacaucus,NJ
http://www.archives.com/member/Default. ... archResult

BABAKITIS ARLENE ?alive & well today - Seacaucus,NJ
http://www.archives.com/member/Default. ... archResult

BADAGLIACCA JOHN JAMES - dead on 9/11 2001 - age 35 - Staten Island, NY
http://www.legacy.com/Sept11/Story.aspx?PersonID=101209

BADAGLIACCA JOHN JAMES ? alive & well today - age 43 ? Staten Island, NY
http://www.archives.com/member/Default. ... archResult

BEAMER TODD M- dead on 9/11 2001 ? age 32- Cranbury, NJ (21duplicates of death record: please read the “full obituary text” featured for each of the 21 !!! ).)
http://www.archives.com/member/Default. ... archResult

BEAMER TODD M- alive & well today ? age 41- Cranbury, NJ
http://www.archives.com/member/Default. ... archResult





That list goes on for a while in this 81-page thread about the 9/11 memorial scams:



http://cluesforum.info/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=102&p=1598385&hilit=ladley#p1598385



It gets pretty hilarious.  


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by [TMA]InnatelyGestaltist on 09/27/12 at 17:33:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeMZGGQ0ERk

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 09/29/12 at 13:00:26


































Deal with the amount of images.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Spagett on 09/29/12 at 16:17:06
http://12160.info/video/budd-dwyer-suicide



Just now saw this.  :o



Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 09/29/12 at 16:40:11
Wow. I don't know why but it feels weird to see it again, knowing you've only seen it once and that's it. Trust me that's nothing compared to some of the stuff out there.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Spagett on 09/29/12 at 16:48:57

Obliverate wrote on 09/29/12 at 16:40:11:
Wow. I don't know why but it feels weird to see it again, knowing you've only seen it once and that's it. Trust me that's nothing compared to some of the stuff out there.


Ridiculous amount of blood pouring out of his nose.  :-X

Yeah I've heard of some of the other stuff.

3 guys 1 hammer? Not sure if I ever want to watch that... insane.

1 lunatic 1 icepick is another one apparently? No idea what that is. Sounds fucked though.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 09/29/12 at 16:52:40
Well there's this one dude, with an icepick. And there's this other dude. And now dude one is in jail and dude two is ashes.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 09/29/12 at 19:52:53
My favorite is when the guy puts the glass jar up his butt and it shatters turning his anus into instant assburger.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 09/30/12 at 03:32:29
The first time I watched that Dwyer video, I had nightmares all night. It didn't even bother me all that much, but it was the last thing I saw before bed.

There's also that video of the guy who gets taken into police custody, and shoots himself in the head while in the holding cell. Caught on precinct surveillance.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 09/30/12 at 09:32:54
That Ken M guy has to be some kind of troll. I just cannot accept someone is that metally retarted to say shit like that. Gotta be a joking troll.

Flattens hot dogs with a rolling pin? REALLY?!?!?

OMFGLMFAO!!!!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 09/30/12 at 16:53:38
I assumed that was Obliverate. Seems like something he'd do.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 09/30/12 at 17:08:33
Source.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 10/07/12 at 16:14:52

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 10/08/12 at 06:50:25
It cracks me up when people have a hilariously screwed up perspective on the state of the world.

Can you imagine a world with only 7 million people? There might not even be an internet or even HD television.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Babadingldoo on 10/08/12 at 19:46:30

Hellbent wrote on 10/08/12 at 06:50:25:
It cracks me up when people have a hilariously screwed up perspective on the state of the world.

Can you imagine a world with only 7 million people? There might not even be an internet or even HD television.

Makes you wonder how that guy would have reacted to that youtube video in a world without internet.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 10/20/12 at 12:04:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34ZW6xTSTQU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3VetUxD5lk

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 10/21/12 at 02:17:04

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Kilrgrn on 10/21/12 at 05:38:22

Obliverate wrote on 10/21/12 at 02:17:04:



Yeah, that's not how anything works.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 11/11/12 at 23:57:28


That last step is always a doozy.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 11/12/12 at 01:02:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaUR6u8nHoM

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 11/17/12 at 17:35:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq1qLfkGYtM

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 11/19/12 at 00:40:54
Look at these beautiful mountains!







Tricked you! There was a Saab 9-3 there the entire time!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 11/24/12 at 11:25:09

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 11/24/12 at 17:00:03
http://en.akinator.com/

This thing is crazy good at figuring out people you are thinking of by asking you questions and filtering web data.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 11/25/12 at 06:33:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS1uDnIPTvo

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Sling on 11/27/12 at 19:29:47

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 11/28/12 at 07:10:35
That guy is toataly jelly-ing.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Sling on 12/01/12 at 18:36:24

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 12/03/12 at 12:18:29


What Queen Elizabeth will look like as a corpse.


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 12/03/12 at 12:59:13

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 12/03/12 at 22:27:19
Steak fries are best fries.



Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 12/04/12 at 23:02:02

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 12/04/12 at 23:28:34
Stereo Skifcha mothafucka.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 12/05/12 at 23:50:24

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Serpentine on 12/06/12 at 08:49:31
They look almost evil, like they are possessed by the dark overlords from the fifth dimension.





Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 12/09/12 at 20:13:56

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 12/10/12 at 01:46:46
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NdVe1KibhM

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 12/13/12 at 00:43:42

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Tazz94 on 12/13/12 at 18:05:15
*Insert Team Fortress 2 Scout laugh here*

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mecit on 12/15/12 at 16:54:51


Doesn't seem to be a serious account (hopefully) but either way, that shit is hilarious.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 12/15/12 at 17:53:58
LMAO @ Devil's Lettuce.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 12/16/12 at 09:22:09
Noone has ever died from drinking Jesus Juice? [FACT]???

LMFAO!! I suggest she should look up all the state police records of DUI deaths and see if they were by wine.

Then try and look up deaths by "Devils Lettuce."

What a fucking tard.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 12/16/12 at 18:03:53


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOatLGQk9Cs

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 12/23/12 at 06:21:09














































































Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 12/31/12 at 19:18:09

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Sling on 12/31/12 at 23:46:59



Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 12/31/12 at 23:49:48

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Sling on 12/31/12 at 23:55:57

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 01/04/13 at 21:09:47

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 01/15/13 at 23:10:31


#swag

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 01/16/13 at 16:13:55

Obliverate wrote on 01/15/13 at 23:10:31:


#swag


Make more 3D loop animations they are great.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 01/16/13 at 19:38:58
Blackburn plays Battlefield with Big Head Mode on.





Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 01/16/13 at 23:43:14


#suckmyknob

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 01/16/13 at 23:46:56

Obliverate wrote on 01/16/13 at 23:43:14:


#suckmyknob


Taste the rainbow cum faggots.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 01/16/13 at 23:58:43

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 01/17/13 at 00:32:14

Obliverate wrote on 01/16/13 at 23:58:43:


Den outta den.




This didn't work.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 01/17/13 at 22:30:27


#babby

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 01/22/13 at 14:25:43





Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by DooM_Mt9 on 01/22/13 at 15:05:35
I Like The Color Red.


"Ooooooooh Yeah!!"

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 01/22/13 at 18:25:03
http://vgcw.wikia.com/wiki/Video_Game_Championship_Wrestling_Wiki

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 01/24/13 at 01:36:35
Playing some Saints Row The Third right now. Decided to make my main character look like one of those racist ass lawn jockeys. Almost nailed it:




Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 01/24/13 at 20:24:30
Damn, that's almost spot on. That nigger is nubian.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Sling on 01/27/13 at 20:47:00

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 01/28/13 at 03:58:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmPmpUTr22c

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 01/30/13 at 06:39:12

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 02/06/13 at 19:23:16



WHAT A DEAL!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 02/07/13 at 03:12:11

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Sling on 02/09/13 at 01:38:57

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 02/09/13 at 08:48:46
Hell yea!

Exactly how I would've handled that!

KICK THAT BITCH!!!!!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 02/09/13 at 17:29:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAsPeY8BsQU

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 02/11/13 at 04:04:07

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 02/13/13 at 23:18:17

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by bigdogmc1 on 02/15/13 at 00:24:30

Obliverate wrote on 02/13/13 at 23:18:17:


Exactly what I thought would've happened in that movie.  And what would happen in real life.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 02/16/13 at 18:53:48

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 02/17/13 at 11:37:25
WTF?

Bitch STFU! Just sit on my chin toilet and piss in my face!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Sling on 02/17/13 at 19:56:32

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Road-Kill_3197 on 02/20/13 at 16:57:30
http://i.imgur.com/TAuNtxI.jpg?1

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 02/20/13 at 22:52:16

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Road-Kill_3197 on 02/21/13 at 20:37:03

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 02/21/13 at 21:13:32
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34&feature=share&list=PL9399A62E61906199

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 02/22/13 at 09:05:05
I'm so sore from fucking those wiper blades.

This is my finger. I'm gonna point it at myself, and it's gonna spray ice cream.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 03/01/13 at 01:13:40
Katherine's thinking up some real brain-heavy shit man.





Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 03/03/13 at 00:21:41

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Road-Kill_3197 on 03/03/13 at 13:32:36
"I'm gonna smack the Mc Shit outta you!"

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 03/03/13 at 16:27:43
http://i.imgur.com/CK18ORN.png

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 03/03/13 at 17:01:39
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR_OptT--AE

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Dizaster Child on 03/03/13 at 20:44:14

Obliverate wrote on 03/03/13 at 16:27:43:
http://i.imgur.com/CK18ORN.png


Dafuq?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Infernal on 03/03/13 at 21:55:43
Yeah, I've noticed that in the main page a couple of days ago. Apparently, this is a new mod...or someone who has hacked into TMA.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 03/05/13 at 16:58:23



Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Spagett on 03/05/13 at 20:14:01
LOL wow.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 03/05/13 at 20:38:13

Spag wrote on 03/05/13 at 20:14:01:
LOL wow.


You can't stop true love Spagett.



It's too bad these aren't entire cartoons.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Hellbent on 03/13/13 at 03:25:00

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 02/24/14 at 11:46:17
God dammit.

Finding something to reply to on here is harder than trying to convince a hardcore christian into premarital sex. Even if you convince her anal isn't a sin, no one wins in that situation. There's a bit of anal taring, shes crying all night and you end up alone wiping the shit off of your dick.

..I can only keep this going for so long.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Skywalker on 02/24/14 at 14:21:26
Yeah the fun is over with. With the entire brawl crowd gone and Hellbent mia this place has reverted back to mostly just TM discussions. If BOTW was shut down and locked forever the regular TM posters probably wouldn't care much. I'm glad they keep it open though. Even if it's just videos and music being posted.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 02/24/14 at 19:04:10
Well, I'm not ready to give up on it. I have some fond memories here. Plus someone has to keep you and Magnum company.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Skywalker on 02/24/14 at 19:39:34

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 02/25/14 at 05:49:54
It puts the lube in the asshole.

Tears her up. LOL! NOOB! You only do that in the rape category when you JDGAF.

Christian & pre-marital sex. Yea....and you think you gonna get any after marriage, unless it's to just make kids. EVEN THAT IS A SIN!!!   

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mr.DooM on 02/25/14 at 06:30:33

Skywalker wrote on 02/24/14 at 14:21:26:
Yeah the fun is over with. With the entire brawl crowd gone and Hellbent mia this place has reverted back to mostly just TM discussions. If BOTW was shut down and locked forever the regular TM posters probably wouldn't care much. I'm glad they keep it open though. Even if it's just videos and music being posted.



I wouldn't say that. Even though most of my posts are TM related, Brawl has been my favourite place since I joined.

Guys are funny, things are randomly enjoyable, and all the humorous sexuality around this place.

For what I know of Hellbent, I think it'd be better if he wasn't banned--or so I heard. Despite all the arguments of course. Which ironically is another reason why this place is funny.


Out of randomosity, why is the Australian accent so special?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Skywalker on 02/25/14 at 09:35:11
My mistake. I thought I was saying what was on everyone's mind. I know a lot of you fought to keep brawl open






As for hardcore Christians don't even waste your time. I got to know one in college. She was home schooled her whole life. She was such a scurred pretty little thing, but her parents were with her on our first date. Yeah, we went out for lunch and they sat at the table next to us. She told me early on that they were hardcore roman catholic going to church several times a week thing. I wasn't worried at the time, but things continued to fall apart after that.

It's so strange to me when people talk about god like he's their father or something. "I love God he is always there for me and shows me the answers. God will take care of me, and you"

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 02/25/14 at 09:43:33

Mr.DooM wrote on 02/25/14 at 06:30:33:
I wouldn't say that. Even though most of my posts are TM related, Brawl has been my favourite place since I joined.

Guys are funny, things are randomly enjoyable, and all the humorous sexuality around this place.

For what I know of Hellbent, I think it'd be better if he wasn't banned--or so I heard. Despite all the arguments of course. Which ironically is another reason why this place is funny.


Out of randomosity, why is the Australian accent so special?



It makes women tingle for some reason. I have no clue why.

Thick accents just piss me off. even though I can usually understand them, unless you are a Indian  working in customer support talking 50 miles a minute.


Whatever happened to the sexy lady thread?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Kilrgrn on 02/25/14 at 11:19:30
My very best friend is Australian, and I don't like it all that much. I prefer most English and Irish accents.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 02/25/14 at 11:21:32
Holy shit. When did you sneak in here to ruin my perfect wall?

Edit: Also found the thread. I'm a idiot I just didn't see it.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Kilrgrn on 02/25/14 at 17:25:26
I dont say much but I read it everyday. At least you said enough to spurn conversation.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 02/26/14 at 01:15:32
I'm trying.

http://youtu.be/GjUMnbQXZO4

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 02/26/14 at 05:52:46
God will be taking care of her when your screaming his name after that zombie rips her ears off.

OOOOHHHH GOOOOOD!!! OHHHH GOD WHY?!?!?!?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 02/26/14 at 10:00:54
http://youtu.be/lNqChN3WHh8

I think they just invented a new form of torture.

You see what happens at the point of the condom filling up is a natural reaction. When the face is covered with water it causes you to panic and start hyperventilating.

In a water boarding situation that is the worst thing you can do.

It's to the same effect when you stick your head under a running shower and try to breath. The water running over your face cause a panic, but if you keep calm and take a couple of breaths you can over come the situation, because your brain realises you can take in oxygen. Much like water boarding except  that's much harder to defeat, because you don't have any control.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mr.DooM on 02/26/14 at 15:29:58
I'm not that good with recognizing accents since English isn't my first language, but the ones I know are all from movies and TV shows

Exactly What Adonael said, Australian accent makes women tingle for some strange reason like the think something about it is catchy. but it sounds close to British for me.

Damn accents. You never have a true laugh until you hear an Arab speaking English.



Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 02/26/14 at 22:17:09
Women like British accents, not Australian. Nobody wants to sound like some Crocodile Dundee motherfucker.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Kilrgrn on 02/26/14 at 23:32:18
I'm inclined to agree with Obliv, but certain British accents are garbage. No one likes a Yorkshire accent.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 02/26/14 at 23:54:54

Obliverate wrote on 02/26/14 at 22:17:09:
Women like British accents, not Australian. Nobody wants to sound like some Crocodile Dundee motherfucker.


I'm happy you are not dead. As fucking gay as that sounds.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mr.DooM on 02/27/14 at 03:49:56

Obliverate wrote on 02/26/14 at 22:17:09:
Women like British accents, not Australian. Nobody wants to sound like some Crocodile Dundee motherfucker.



I once heard from an Australian that the accent isn't as bad as that Crocodile dude makes it sound like.

Never seen him though, so I'm not sure. Who the hell is that guy?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 02/27/14 at 06:00:28
Google

Anyway, you know you can do a good Sean Connery impersonation when a place puts up "10% off lunch if you can sound like Sean Connery!"

"Well my dear. I think I sound so much like Sean Connery that I believe I sould have 20% off. And A kiss to boot. So give us a kiss love."

I'm so fucking suave...

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 02/27/14 at 10:29:12

†Adonael wrote on 02/26/14 at 23:54:54:
I'm happy you are not dead. As fucking gay as that sounds.

u are 1 fucking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on me mums life

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Kilrgrn on 02/27/14 at 13:03:05
My Australian friend doesn't sound like Dundee, he almost sounds like watered down British. Not even good kind though...more like...Yorkshire.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 02/28/14 at 05:27:54
You mean "Cockney?" I guess that's how it's spelled? The lower class, redneck British way of speaking? (as explained to me one time) I was like, wow....

Sometimes it can be hard to tell Aussie from British. Some get mad when you guess it wrong. 

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 02/28/14 at 10:28:53
I know nothing about the Brits, honestly. Not really a culture that interest me.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Kilrgrn on 02/28/14 at 13:24:05
Cockney as well. I mentioned Yorkshire because it's way north of London, and is considered oakie, like how we'd consider the southern united states.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 03/01/14 at 09:10:45
Confirmed a comparison to a redneck Brit.

Hilarious.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 03/03/14 at 22:21:32
Today I had the urge to fill some rubber gloves with water, freeze them and chuck them at incoming cars on the highway. Only issue is I'm at work and I'd most likely be arrested for going on the roof because its restricted access.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 03/03/14 at 22:46:44
Also you'll get arrested for fucking throwing frozen ice gloves at cars.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 03/04/14 at 22:41:45
Boredom gives people weird ideas.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Skywalker on 03/09/14 at 20:11:43

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 03/09/14 at 20:40:23
Some of the weirdest shit you run into on the internet..


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 03/10/14 at 04:38:46
I never thought I'd see something erotic yet, so fucking creepy at the same time.

That's annoying.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 04/03/14 at 15:45:51
Someone should go find me the mspaint thread. Hard to do on a phone. I have a few things I'd like to liberate from that freak show.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Skywalker on 04/04/14 at 20:39:40
http://temp.tmalliance.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1280834625

??

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 04/20/14 at 21:34:29
Forgot to say thanks. So Thanks.

I think magnum has finally abandon us.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 04/21/14 at 04:46:19
Me?

I've been using a different bathroom lately.

No one cleans the one in here.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Skywalker on 04/21/14 at 08:52:21
I like a clean bathroom. Maybe it's time put the out of order sign up.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Skywalker on 04/27/14 at 10:24:34

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 04/27/14 at 12:49:13
I believe I found that way too funny.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 04/28/14 at 04:25:12
I think that should be legal tender.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 04/29/14 at 12:07:23
From a distance I thought Skywalker's avatar was a car with w cover. Closer inspection says its some chick passed out in a bathroom.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 05/13/14 at 21:17:01
Goddammit. I'm tired of being the lube in these cogs. Someone add water quickly, I'm all dried out and sticky.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 05/17/14 at 08:29:39
Three French men and a Scandinavian midget named sue.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 05/19/14 at 04:20:58
Went on a road trip, and guess what they'd do?

They had to pull over, to get a little gas.
Then proceeded to shove their cocks up each other's ass.
Because that's what gay Frenchmen do.
Poor little Scandinavian whore Sue.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 05/19/14 at 08:06:49
Exactly why I don't stop at rest stops. Always some fat oily trucker sticking his dick in the walls.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 05/20/14 at 05:28:39
I resent that remark.

I keep my oilyness down to acceptable levels.

Otherwise I keep getting asked for a green card and shit. 

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 05/22/14 at 19:51:25
You should collect it and sell it as hair oil. Black people will love you.

Speaking of, when are you gonna teach this white boy on how to jump some fences?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 05/23/14 at 05:19:01
White Boys Can't Jump.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 05/23/14 at 07:46:31
Are we doing movie titles now?

That's a game I'm really bad at.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 05/27/14 at 08:16:36
There are too many post with my name next to them and no reply. If we're gonna do this Mags you need to unlazy and post more.

Screw work and that thing people call life. Or atleast get a smartphone. Its 2014!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 05/30/14 at 05:36:56
I'm not lazy. I'm LURKING. There is a huge difference. Creepy too if you ask me.

Poking my head into the window, put my hand over my forehead to look in to see if there is anything looking hot.

Nope. It's just Adonael banging a blow up doll of Sofie.

Talk about creepy. Wish I didn't see that.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 05/30/14 at 07:45:16
Shhh. You werent supposed to see that.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 07/21/14 at 11:30:11
I'm in a lull again. Time to be quite and watch my Ps and Qs. Maybe a nap too.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 08/02/14 at 14:11:28
Bought a tiger held of jet moto to help complete my collection. Kinda excited to play that mediocre led drivin crap.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by GeneralChaz9 on 08/18/14 at 21:46:42

†Adonael wrote on 08/02/14 at 14:11:28:
Bought a tiger held of jet moto to help complete my collection. Kinda excited to play that mediocre led drivin crap.

How much are those hunks of mediocrity?  I have never come across one.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 08/25/14 at 05:14:44
I bought mine for about 10. Only reasonable priced one I could find. Rest went up from 20.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Skywalker on 11/23/14 at 22:53:43
u wona go m8? i bet you dont so ix it m8 or expect your head in my montage scrub

bro ILL RECK YOU M8!  ILL PK U ON MY RUNECUNT MONTAGE!

+Pix3L.Corp
breh fit meh irl m8 u ent gat dat skill blud

hhaaha

+Pix3L.Corp 1v1 m3 irl #rekt  420blaze/10 -ign 2pr04u

+Pix3L.Corp u litel scrub dat link iz broken m80 

SCRUB YOU W0T M8 . I WILL 820 QUICKCOP NOSCOP YOU WIT MEH SUPER AWSEOME MLG COOL MUCH WOW DMG 999999 SPARKLEING MUCH DOGE SNOOPER . BE SCARED M8 . DORA WILL BE COMING FOR YOU UNLESS YOU GIVE ME BACK SN00PDWG AND MAH WEED BACK M8 . ILL QUAD YOU WITH MAH SNOOPER THAT HAZ ALL DA HAX AND WILL RANDOM THROWING KNIFE YOU ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA . WUT UR LEVEL 69 ? MY LEVEL IS 1337 M8.
BEET THT LATTLE SCRUB M8

+Noble Six lol fgt i rek u in qwikscope get#rektm8 u cheeky skrublord do you even quickscope bro? 1vs1 me on rust i an in faze i will rek u. u aint noscope i will blaze you wia 420 or 720headshotnoscope and mlg will Fyup .wow so mlg.sosnipars. lol fgt g3t rk3d 420blaze/10 -ign 2 pr0 4 u ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) xXxSNIPARSxXx lol fgt u2sp00ky100me SWAG 1 vs 1 meh m8 i wil reku in qwikscope get#rekt4life you Cheeky fedora wearing skrublord

GET REKT MO8

ɖɛʀքʏ ɦօօʋɛֆ

L00 k at u n4m3 SCRUBE C0mE 0ut Of yo ScruB B4s3Ment m8 and FigHt M3h Irl

+Noble Six u weena go rust? fite me. Skrubventrion onle cunt

+CrazyGeoKillers (ง ͠° ͟͟ʖ°)ง ye m8 1v1 me rust

u fukin dank little cunt ill fukin reck u m8

+Pix3L.Corp u wot m90

ya u heard me m80

+Pix3L.Corp k m9 but u betr not sey thet aegin

SCRUB YOU W0T M8 . I WILL 820 QUICKCOP NOSCOP YOU WIT MEH SUPER AWSEOME MLG COOL MUCH WOW DMG 999999 SPARKLEING MUCH DOGE SNOOPER . BE SCARED M8 . DORA WILL BE COMING FOR YOU UNLESS YOU GIVE ME BACK SN00PDWG AND MAH WEED BACK M8 . ILL QUAD YOU WITH MAH SNOOPER THAT HAZ ALL DA HAX AND WILL RANDOM THROWING KNIFE YOU ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA . WUT UR LEVEL 69 ? MY LEVEL IS 1337 M8.
BEET THT LATTLE SCRUB M8
SCRUB YOU W0T M8 . I WILL 820 QUICKCOP NOSCOP YOU WIT MEH SUPER AWSEOME MLG COOL MUCH WOW DMG 999999 SPARKLEING MUCH DOGE SNOOPER . BE SCARED M8 . DORA WILL BE COMING FOR YOU UNLESS YOU GIVE ME BACK SN00PDWG AND MAH WEED BACK M8 . ILL QUAD YOU WITH MAH SNOOPER THAT HAZ ALL DA HAX AND WILL RANDOM THROWING KNIFE YOU ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA . WUT UR LEVEL 69 ? MY LEVEL IS 1337 M8.
BEET THT LATTLE SCRUB M8
SCRUB YOU W0T M8 . I WILL 820 QUICKCOP NOSCOP YOU WIT MEH SUPER AWSEOME MLG COOL MUCH WOW DMG 999999 SPARKLEING MUCH DOGE SNOOPER . BE SCARED M8 . DORA WILL BE COMING FOR YOU UNLESS YOU GIVE ME BACK SN00PDWG AND MAH WEED BACK M8 . ILL QUAD YOU WITH MAH SNOOPER THAT HAZ ALL DA HAX AND WILL RANDOM THROWING KNIFE YOU ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA . WUT UR LEVEL 69 ? MY LEVEL IS 1337 M8.
BEET THT LATTLE SCRUB M8
SCRUB YOU W0T M8 . I WILL 820 QUICKCOP NOSCOP YOU WIT MEH SUPER AWSEOME MLG COOL MUCH WOW DMG 999999 SPARKLEING MUCH DOGE SNOOPER . BE SCARED M8 . DORA WILL BE COMING FOR YOU UNLESS YOU GIVE ME BACK SN00PDWG AND MAH WEED BACK M8 . ILL QUAD YOU WITH MAH SNOOPER THAT HAZ ALL DA HAX AND WILL RANDOM THROWING KNIFE YOU ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA . WUT UR LEVEL 69 ? MY LEVEL IS 1337 M8.
BEET THT LATTLE SCRUB M8
SCRUB YOU W0T M8 . I WILL 820 QUICKCOP NOSCOP YOU WIT MEH SUPER AWSEOME MLG COOL MUCH WOW DMG 999999 SPARKLEING MUCH DOGE SNOOPER . BE SCARED M8 . DORA WILL BE COMING FOR YOU UNLESS YOU GIVE ME BACK SN00PDWG AND MAH WEED BACK M8 . ILL QUAD YOU WITH MAH SNOOPER THAT HAZ ALL DA HAX AND WILL RANDOM THROWING KNIFE YOU ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA . WUT UR LEVEL 69 ? MY LEVEL IS 1337 M8.
BEET THT LATTLE SCRUB M8
SCRUB YOU W0T M8 . I WILL 820 QUICKCOP NOSCOP YOU WIT MEH SUPER AWSEOME MLG COOL MUCH WOW DMG 999999 SPARKLEING MUCH DOGE SNOOPER . BE SCARED M8 . DORA WILL BE COMING FOR YOU UNLESS YOU GIVE ME BACK SN00PDWG AND MAH WEED BACK M8 . ILL QUAD YOU WITH MAH SNOOPER THAT HAZ ALL DA HAX AND WILL RANDOM THROWING KNIFE YOU ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA . WUT UR LEVEL 69 ? MY LEVEL IS 1337 M8.
BEET THT LATTLE SCRUB M8
SCRUB YOU W0T M8 . I WILL 820 QUICKCOP NOSCOP YOU WIT MEH SUPER AWSEOME MLG COOL MUCH WOW DMG 999999 SPARKLEING MUCH DOGE SNOOPER . BE SCARED M8 . DORA WILL BE COMING FOR YOU UNLESS YOU GIVE ME BACK SN00PDWG AND MAH WEED BACK M8 . ILL QUAD YOU WITH MAH SNOOPER THAT HAZ ALL DA HAX AND WILL RANDOM THROWING KNIFE YOU ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA . WUT UR LEVEL 69 ? MY LEVEL IS 1337 M8.
BEET THT LATTLE SCRUB M8
SCRUB YOU W0T M8 . I WILL 820 QUICKCOP NOSCOP YOU WIT MEH SUPER AWSEOME MLG COOL MUCH WOW DMG 999999 SPARKLEING MUCH DOGE SNOOPER . BE SCARED M8 . DORA WILL BE COMING FOR YOU UNLESS YOU GIVE ME BACK SN00PDWG AND MAH WEED BACK M8 . ILL QUAD YOU WITH MAH SNOOPER THAT HAZ ALL DA HAX AND WILL RANDOM THROWING KNIFE YOU ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA . WUT UR LEVEL 69 ? MY LEVEL IS 1337 M8.
BEET THT LATTLE SCRUB M8
SCRUB YOU W0T M8 . I WILL 820 QUICKCOP NOSCOP YOU WIT MEH SUPER AWSEOME MLG COOL MUCH WOW DMG 999999 SPARKLEING MUCH DOGE SNOOPER . BE SCARED M8 . DORA WILL BE COMING FOR YOU UNLESS YOU GIVE ME BACK SN00PDWG AND MAH WEED BACK M8 . ILL QUAD YOU WITH MAH SNOOPER THAT HAZ ALL DA HAX AND WILL RANDOM THROWING KNIFE YOU ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA . WUT UR LEVEL 69 ? MY LEVEL IS 1337 M8.
BEET THT LATTLE SCRUB M8
SCRUB YOU W0T M8 . I WILL 820 QUICKCOP NOSCOP YOU WIT MEH SUPER AWSEOME MLG COOL MUCH WOW DMG 999999 SPARKLEING MUCH DOGE SNOOPER . BE SCARED M8 . DORA WILL BE COMING FOR YOU UNLESS YOU GIVE ME BACK SN00PDWG AND MAH WEED BACK M8 . ILL QUAD YOU WITH MAH SNOOPER THAT HAZ ALL DA HAX AND WILL RANDOM THROWING KNIFE YOU ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA . WUT UR LEVEL 69 ? MY LEVEL IS 1337 M8.
BEET THT LATTLE SCRUB M8
SCRUB YOU W0T M8 . I WILL 820 QUICKCOP NOSCOP YOU WIT MEH SUPER AWSEOME MLG COOL MUCH WOW DMG 999999 SPARKLEING MUCH DOGE SNOOPER . BE SCARED M8 . DORA WILL BE COMING FOR YOU UNLESS YOU GIVE ME BACK SN00PDWG AND MAH WEED BACK M8 . ILL QUAD YOU WITH MAH SNOOPER THAT HAZ ALL DA HAX AND WILL RANDOM THROWING KNIFE YOU ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA . WUT UR LEVEL 69 ? MY LEVEL IS 1337 M8.
BEET THT LATTLE SCRUB M8
SCRUB YOU W0T M8 . I WILL 820 QUICKCOP NOSCOP YOU WIT MEH SUPER AWSEOME MLG COOL MUCH WOW DMG 999999 SPARKLEING MUCH DOGE SNOOPER . BE SCARED M8 . DORA WILL BE COMING FOR YOU UNLESS YOU GIVE ME BACK SN00PDWG AND MAH WEED BACK M8 . ILL QUAD YOU WITH MAH SNOOPER THAT HAZ ALL DA HAX AND WILL RANDOM THROWING KNIFE YOU ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA . WUT UR LEVEL 69 ? MY LEVEL IS 1337 M8.
BEET THT LATTLE SCRUB M8
SCRUB YOU W0T M8 . I WILL 820 QUICKCOP NOSCOP YOU WIT MEH SUPER AWSEOME MLG COOL MUCH WOW DMG 999999 SPARKLEING MUCH DOGE SNOOPER . BE SCARED M8 . DORA WILL BE COMING FOR YOU UNLESS YOU GIVE ME BACK SN00PDWG AND MAH WEED BACK M8 . ILL QUAD YOU WITH MAH SNOOPER THAT HAZ ALL DA HAX AND WILL RANDOM THROWING KNIFE YOU ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA . WUT UR LEVEL 69 ? MY LEVEL IS 1337 M8.
BEET THT LATTLE SCRUB M8
SCRUB YOU W0T M8 . I WILL 820 QUICKCOP NOSCOP YOU WIT MEH SUPER AWSEOME MLG COOL MUCH WOW DMG 999999 SPARKLEING MUCH DOGE SNOOPER . BE SCARED M8 . DORA WILL BE COMING FOR YOU UNLESS YOU GIVE ME BACK SN00PDWG AND MAH WEED BACK M8 . ILL QUAD YOU WITH MAH SNOOPER THAT HAZ ALL DA HAX AND WILL RANDOM THROWING KNIFE YOU ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA . WUT UR LEVEL 69 ? MY LEVEL IS 1337 M8.
BEET THT LATTLE SCRUB M8
SCRUB YOU W0T M8 . I WILL 820 QUICKCOP NOSCOP YOU WIT MEH SUPER AWSEOME MLG COOL MUCH WOW DMG 999999 SPARKLEING MUCH DOGE SNOOPER . BE SCARED M8 . DORA WILL BE COMING FOR YOU UNLESS YOU GIVE ME BACK SN00PDWG AND MAH WEED BACK M8 . ILL QUAD YOU WITH MAH SNOOPER THAT HAZ ALL DA HAX AND WILL RANDOM THROWING KNIFE YOU ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA . WUT UR LEVEL 69 ? MY LEVEL IS 1337 M8.
BEET THT LATTLE SCRUB M8
SCRUB YOU W0T M8 . I WILL 820 QUICKCOP NOSCOP YOU WIT MEH SUPER AWSEOME MLG COOL MUCH WOW DMG 999999 SPARKLEING MUCH DOGE SNOOPER . BE SCARED M8 . DORA WILL BE COMING FOR YOU UNLESS YOU GIVE ME BACK SN00PDWG AND MAH WEED BACK M8 . ILL QUAD YOU WITH MAH SNOOPER THAT HAZ ALL DA HAX AND WILL RANDOM THROWING KNIFE YOU ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA . WUT UR LEVEL 69 ? MY LEVEL IS 1337 M8.
BEET THT LATTLE SCRUB M8
SCRUB YOU W0T M8 . I WILL 820 QUICKCOP NOSCOP YOU WIT MEH SUPER AWSEOME MLG COOL MUCH WOW DMG 999999 SPARKLEING MUCH DOGE SNOOPER . BE SCARED M8 . DORA WILL BE COMING FOR YOU UNLESS YOU GIVE ME BACK SN00PDWG AND MAH WEED BACK M8 . ILL QUAD YOU WITH MAH SNOOPER THAT HAZ ALL DA HAX AND WILL RANDOM THROWING KNIFE YOU ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA . WUT UR LEVEL 69 ? MY LEVEL IS 1337 M8.
BEET THT LATTLE SCRUB M8
SCRUB YOU W0T M8 . I WILL 820 QUICKCOP NOSCOP YOU AND MAH WEED BACK M8 . ILL QUAD YOU WITH MAH SNOOPER THAT HAZ ALL DA HAX AND WILL RANDOM THROWING KNIFE YOU ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA . WUT UR LEVEL 69 ? MY LEVEL IS 1337 M8.
BEET THT LATTLE SCRUB M8
SCRUB YOU W0T M8 . I WILL 820 QUICKCOP NOSCOP YOU WIT MEH SUPER AWSEOME MLG COOL MUCH WOW DMG 999999 SPARKLEING MUCH DOGE SNOOPER . BE SCARED M8 . DORA WILL BE COMING FOR YOU UNLESS YOU GIVE ME BACK SN00PDWG AND MAH WEED BACK M8 . ILL QUAD YOU WITH MAH SNOOPER THAT HAZ ALL DA HAX AND WILL RANDOM THROWING KNIFE YOU ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA . WUT UR LEVEL 69 ? MY LEVEL IS 1337 M8.
BEET THT LATTLE SCRUB M8
SCRUB YOU W0T M8 . I WILL 820 QUICKCOP NOSCOP YOU WIT MEH SUPER AWSEOME MLG COOL MUCH WOW DMG 999999 SPARKLEING MUCH DOGE SNOOPER . BE SCARED M8 . DORA WILL BE COMING FOR YOU UNLESS YOU GIVE ME BACK SN00PDWG AND MAH WEED BACK M8 . ILL QUAD YOU WITH MAH SNOOPER THAT HAZ ALL DA HAX AND WILL RANDOM THROWING KNIFE YOU ALL THE WAY FROM CHINA .

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 11/24/14 at 13:10:30
Its like he's trying to speak to me...

sad thing is I was bored enough to read it...

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 11/27/14 at 14:24:50
That was just way to Bruh to understand.

St0ped reeding at m8

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 11/30/14 at 23:36:54
shitpost

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 12/05/14 at 17:02:17
So after 2 years of dedication to my wife, I'm single again and I have one major issue.

I forgot how to flirt with women.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 12/06/14 at 15:22:38
It's so easy really. You just can't give a fuck if they'll say no. You have to take every encounter like they might just hate men and they will play mind games. Then you just have to be chill and let them try and come to you.

If all that fails, walk up to them and slap em in the face with your cock.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Skywalker on 12/06/14 at 21:09:16
I'm no expert on the subject but the few successes I've had were usually unexpected, as always. I use to clean the tables at a cafeteria in a office building and there was this girl that always came in to wait for her ride for 10 minutes. I'm not the type to flat out approach girls, it's never worked for me, so I had no intention of ever approaching her. One day I had to walk by her though because it was the only exit and within a nanosecond I figured "1-why not get some harmless practice and experience, not like it will lead to anything anyway. 2-she's too pretty and likely has bf, other guys, to be married, not interested, whatever the reason I will never have a chance with her.3-nothing gained, nothing lost (being as it's an expected rejection, I haven't sacrificed any dignity.4-I'm in a 'no-dating mode' right now. Broke as shit and personal life in shambles) So I locked eyes with her and just simply said "So, you work here?" I forgot what was said after that, but it was well received and pleasant conversation. Everyday after that she actually came up to me and started conversations. It got to the point where she literally asked me out. Unfortunately I didn't get to know her because I was in a 'no-dating mode' My life was really a wreck and I was driving a 1985 chevy celebrity with ripped up bucket seats that could barely start in the cold. I was not looking forward to taking her out on a date with that. I still have much regret though. She probably wouldn't have cared about the car.

It was this strange dynamic of me not giving a shit about her, but at the same time showing interest. Or maybe it was a small boost in confidence from not really caring about the situation at hand.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 12/06/14 at 21:52:53
Well honestly I should focus on getting my shit together first. I currently live on a couch and have two fitty to my name
(2.50). But that doesn't mean I can't have some fun chasing the girls around the school yard, Right?

And before someone calls me a pedo, its a met-a-4.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Skywalker on 12/07/14 at 18:24:47
To me the term 'girls' is generally referring to between ages 18-35, and from 35-60 it's women

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 12/07/14 at 18:50:51
Same.

  I was just preparing for magnums witty comment, but I forget he's old and decrepit and forgets to post everyday.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Skywalker on 12/26/14 at 02:36:10
Christmas lights = Christmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3ZM3TTzHVc&list=PLuIAIfph063s2YaMbg8n4-sBslNccCJgi&index=6





This is a good time to play Metro

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 01/23/15 at 18:13:13
I fell asleep in a recliner at big lots. Exciting life.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Skywalker on 01/24/15 at 02:15:08
That doesn't sound that bad. My life sucks you have no idea.

That reminds me of that one job I had cleaning a cafeteria. I did too much sleeping on that job. It became a habit to line up 4 chairs like a couch in a back room and literally sleep there for 2-3 hours. No idea how I got away with that, but my job now is just awful. Complete loneliness, which is better than having some asshole breathing down my neck, but the walls do close in. Listening to the iPod is keeping me alive. I'm expected to get a certain amount of work done so I really can't get away with doing anything other than work.

Then I got friendzoned tonight from a really hot girl that was flirting with me. WTF I thought she was interested? Why play with my emotions? Now I feel like dying.

None of this has anything to do with the 'you have no idea' part. My life still sucks you have no idea.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 01/26/15 at 22:22:57
My life is good. Partly sucks, but mostly good. Optimism.

Anyway, someone locked me out of my apartment that day so I went roaming and was walking around big lots when my old war wound started acting up so I had to sit down for a minute and I passed out like  old man.

In other news, My old highschool sweet heart and I started dating again. Just kinda happened. Weird though how we barely talked for 9 years but that spark is still there.

Also buying a late 80's early 90's supra turbo edition.

Uhm. I ate a cupcake last night?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 02/16/15 at 03:11:07
* Masturbaits in a dark corner of botw (aka "general discussion board").*

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 03/25/15 at 08:57:31
I'm gonna be a dad. If that doesn't scare you nothing will.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mecit on 03/31/15 at 18:35:54
Well, congrats. Is it boy or girl?

Also, what the fuck are you doing here all by yourself?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 03/31/15 at 22:27:10
I have no idea on both accounts.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 04/01/15 at 12:50:07
No one is ever here all by themselves.

My treasures of undies and used condoms will always keep this place warm and cozy. 

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 04/01/15 at 21:28:47
So that's what that smell is.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Skywalker on 04/03/15 at 16:40:26
- You all know about the one-inch punch. Well, I invented the 1/4 inch punch
- I can also do a quadruple backflip where ever I feel like it
- I was born in a cave in Tibet
- I delivered myself
- As an infant I foraged for food for both my family and me
- Infants have the natural ability to swim so I caught fish with my gums
- Through refinement and education I learned the knowledge of the world and traveled far and beyond
- I climbed Everest blindfolded with hands tied behind back then wing-suited back down. Making me the fist to do so on all 3 accounts
- America immigrated to me
- The Dolly Lama carried me through customs. I didn't ask him, he wanted to.
- Through my paramount achievements I've shook hands with the CEO of Google, Yahoo, MSN, Bing
- I had dinner the other night with Mark Zuckerberg and Steve Jobs
- I'm now sitting here telling you all of this while Megan Fox massages my shoulders and neck, Ariana Grande gives me a pedicure, and the Dolly Lama prepares my green tea from Gyokuro leaves.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 04/05/15 at 06:43:16
Three chickens and a fish.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Skywalker on 04/05/15 at 15:53:44

†Adonael wrote on 04/05/15 at 06:43:16:
Three chickens and a fish.


nice to see someone still has a sense of humor  :)





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3KsYsW1RM4


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Obliverate on 04/06/15 at 20:03:38

Skywalker wrote on 04/03/15 at 16:40:26:
- You all know about the one-inch punch. Well, I invented the 1/4 inch punch

Isn't that considered sexual assault in your case

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Skywalker on 04/07/15 at 03:09:15

Obliverate wrote on 04/06/15 at 20:03:38:
Isn't that considered sexual assault in your case

No

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 04/08/15 at 13:12:24
It's only sextual assault if she fights back.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Road-Kill_3197 on 04/16/15 at 22:13:19
Who the fuck is keeping this site up?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 04/17/15 at 12:02:54
2- 2x4's glued together with my underwear at the joints.

Feel free to add your own to the mix. It gives it strength.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 04/27/15 at 03:57:07
Finally got my laptop back I can properly post again. Bet you guys cant wait. :P

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Skywalker on 05/10/15 at 01:17:24
(•_•) ..
∫\ \___( •_•)
_∫∫ _∫∫ɯ \ \







....................../´¯/)
....................,/¯../
.................../..../
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
.........\.................'...../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(
..............\.............\...





























_ _________▄▀▀____▀▀▀▀▄____█
___________▄▀▀__▀▀▀▀▀▀▄___▀▄___█
__________█▄▄▄▄▄▄_______▀▄__▀▄__█
_________█_________▀▄______█____█_█
______▄█_____________▀▄_____▐___▐_▌
______██_______________▀▄___▐_▄▀▀▀▄
______█________██_______▌__▐▄▀______█
______█_________█_______▌__▐▐________▐
_____▐__________▌_____▄▀▀▀__▌_______▐_____________▄▄▄▄▄▄
______▌__________▀▀▀▀________▀▀▄▄▄▀______▄▄████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓███▄
______▌____________________________▄▀__▄▄█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▄
______▐__________________________▄▀_▄█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓_____▓▓____▓▓█▄
_______▌______________________▄▀_▄█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓____▓▓_▓▓_▓▓__▓▓█
_____▄▀▄_________________▄▀▀▌██▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓__▓▓▓___▓▓_▓▓__▓▓█
____▌____▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▀▀___▌█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓__▓________▓▓___▓▓▓█
_____▀▄_________________▄▀▀▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█████████████▄▄_____▓▓__▓▓▓█
_______█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▓▓▓▓▓██▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓██▄▄___▓▓▓▓▓█
_______█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▓▓███▓▓▓▓████▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓██▓▓▓▓▓▓█
________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▓█▓▓██░░███████░██▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓██▓▓▓▓▓█
________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓██▓░░░░░█░░░░░██░░░░██▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓██▓▓▓▓▌
________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓███░░░░░░░░____░██░░░░░░░██▓▓▓▓▓▓▓██▓▓▌
________▐▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓██░░░░░░░________░░░░░░░░░██████▓▓▓▓▓█▓▌
________▐▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓██░░░░░░___▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░███░░███▓▓▓▓▓█▓▌
_________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓██░░░░░___▓▓█▄▄▓░░░░░░░░___░░░░█▓▓▓▓▓█▓▌
_________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░█░░░___▓▓██░░░░░░░░▓▓▓▓__░░░░█▓▓▓▓██
_________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█░███░░____▓░░░░░░░░░░░█▄█▓__░░░░█▓▓█▓█
_________▐▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█░█████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█▓__░░░░███▓█
__________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░███████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▓_░░░░░██▓█
__________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░███████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░_░░░░░██▓█
__________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░███████░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░██▓█
___________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░███████░░░░░░░░░░░█████░██░░░
___________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░__███████░░░░░███████░░█░░░░
___________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░█▄▄▄▀▀▀▀████████████░░█░░░░
___________▐▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░██████▄__▀▀░░░███░░░░░█░░░
___________▐▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▒█░░░░░░▓▓▓▓▓███▄░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░______▄▄▄
___________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▒▒▒▒█░░░░░░▓▓▓▓▓█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▄▄_▄▀▀____▀▄
__________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▒▒▒▒█▓▓░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░____▄▀____▀▄_________▀▄
_________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▒▒▒▒█▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░______▐▄________█▄▄▀▀▀▄__█
________█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▒▒▒▒▒▒█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░░░░░░░░____________█_█______▐_________▀▄▌
_______█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▒▒▒▒▒▒███▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▒▒▄___________█__▀▄____█____▄▄▄____▐
______█▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█_______▒▒█▒▒██▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓█▒▒▒▄_________█____▀▀█▀▄▀▀▀___▀▀▄▄▐
_____█▓▓▓▓▓██▒_________▒█▒▒▒▒▒███▓▓▓▓▓▓█▒▒▒██________▐_______▀█_____________█
____█▓▓████▒█▒_________▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒███████▒▒▒▒██_______█_______▐______▄▄▄_____█
__█▒██▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒____▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒____▒█▓█__▄█__█______▀▄▄▀▀____▀▀▄▄█
__█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒████▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█_______█▓▓█▓▓▌_▐________▐____________▐
__█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒███▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒_______█▓▓▓█▓▌__▌_______▐_____▄▄____▐
_█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒_____█▓▓▓█▓▓▌__▌_______▀▄▄▀______▐
_█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒███████▓▓█▓▓▓▌__▀▄_______________▄▀
_█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒███▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▓▓▓▓▓▌___▀▄_________▄▀▀
█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▓▓▓▓▓▀▄__▀▄▄█▀▀▀
█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▓▓▓▓██▄▄▄▀
█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒████
█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
_█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▄▄▄▄▄
_█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒███▒▒▒▒▒▒██▄▄
__█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒███▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▄
__█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
__█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
___█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▌
____█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░░░░░▒▒▌
____█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█████████████▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░▒▌
_____█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█_______▐▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░▌
______█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█________█▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▌
_______█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█________█▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▌
________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█________█▒▒▒▒▒▒░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
_________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█________█▒▒▒▒░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
_________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█________█▒▒▒░░░░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▀
__________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█_______█▒░░░▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░▒▒▒█▀▀▀
___________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█_______█░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░█▀
____________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█_______█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▀
_____________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█_______█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▀
_____________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█_______▀▀▀███████▀▀
______________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
_______________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
________________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
_________________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
__________________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▒█
___________________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▒▒▒▒█
___________________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒████▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
___________________█████████▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
____________________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
____________________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█
_____________________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░▌
_____________________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░▌
______________________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░▌
_______________________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░█
________________________█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░█
__________________________██▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░█▀
_____________________________█░░░░░█▀

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 05/12/15 at 04:09:21

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Skywalker on 05/12/15 at 17:35:35

†Adonael wrote on 05/12/15 at 04:09:21:

Adonael you idiot

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 05/15/15 at 00:30:08
:D

On a second note, got a second job cleaning up a abandon factory. Fun stuff. The best part is I have to figure out how to get rid of a vat of lacquer.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Skywalker on 05/16/15 at 13:57:50
Interesting. Never know what you might find in those places

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 07/25/15 at 19:32:05
Bought a ps4. Barely play it. I play my 360 and ps3 more often

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by -SCoLD- on 07/27/15 at 20:43:16
Rocket League.

That is all.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 07/27/15 at 22:27:30
I got it.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 09/19/15 at 05:45:35
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

There was a young man from Belgrave,
Who found a dead whore in a cave.
It must have taken pluck,
to have a cold fuck;
But think of the money he saved!

There once was a lady named Lucky,
Who used dynamite to give herself fucky.
They found her vagina,
in North Carolina,
And one of her tits in Kentucky.

I fuck her low,
I fuck her high,
I fuck her wet, I fuck her dry,
And when she's dead and long forgotten,
I will dig her up, and fuck her rotten.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 09/19/15 at 13:03:59
I know alot of these. Those are pretty old. I knew those but the way I heard this one is,

There once was a caveman named Dave
Who dragged a dead whore to his cave.
It must've been fun
Fucking a cold one
But think of the money he saved!

There once was a girl named Dot
Who lived off pig shit and snot
When she ran out of these
She scraped cream cheese
That she found on the sides of her twat!

There once was a guy named Pete
Who loved to beat on his meat
He'd sing a song
And stroke it so long
That it'd dangle right down to his feet!

There once was a girl named Sherry
Who had a nice bush and some berries
She smashed her hedge
With a hammer of sledge
And out came 2 bloody babies!

I got drinking songs to if you want them.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 09/20/15 at 05:12:48
Drinking songs are always good stuff. Let me get some rum first.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 09/20/15 at 14:04:08
If your getting rum, then this "pirate" song is for you! Must've been made about a brothel.
Sung in a blustery voice! 

I put my hand upon her toe, yo ho! yo ho! I put my hand upon her toe, yo ho! Yo ho! I put my hand upon her toe, she said hey Yankee your way to low!

Get in ,get out, stop fucking about! Ya ho! Ya ho! Ya ho!

So I put my hand upon her knee, yo ho! Yo ho! I put my hand upon her knee, yo ho! Yo ho! I put my hand upon her knee, she said Yankee your kidding me!?!?

Get in, get out, stop fucking about! Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho!

So I put my hand upon her tit, yo ho! Yo ho! I put my hand upon her tit! Yo ho! Yo ho! I put my hand upon her tit, she said hey Yankee quit squeezing it!!!

Get in, get out, stop fucking about! Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho!!!

So I put my hand upon her clit! Yo ho! Yo ho! I put my hand upon her clit! Yo ho! Yo ho! I put my hand upon her clit, she said hey Yankee your getting it!!

Get in, get out, stop fucking about!! Yo ho! Yo Ho! Yo ho!

::::sung slowly and slightly softly :::: Now she lies in a wooden box. Yo ho. Yo ho. Now she lies in a wooden box. Yo ho. yo ho. Now she lies in a wooden box.......::::::slight pause::::::

::::::Sung really loud:::::: FRRRRROOOOOOM SUCKING TO MANY YANKEE COCKS!!! GET IN, GET OUT, STOP FUCKING ABOUT!!! YA HO!! YA HO!! YA HOOOOOOOO!!!!

I have more. If any of you fuckers get rich and famous, I expect a hotel room with 2 hot hookers and a case of Guinness.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 09/20/15 at 20:15:51
I am totally singing this next time I go to a bar.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 11/21/15 at 01:30:22
Anyone know where to get cheap surgery? You know something like a dark ally but they sterilize their tools and you don't walk to find random shits in the office.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Muddeh on 11/21/15 at 01:42:20

†Adonael wrote on 11/21/15 at 01:30:22:
Anyone know where to get cheap surgery? You know something like a dark ally but they sterilize their tools and you don't walk to find random shits in the office.

I know a practitioner named Dr. Ospylac, I'm sure he'd be willing you help you out~

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 11/21/15 at 14:51:50
He sounds like a nice guy... ;)

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 01/12/16 at 02:05:03
So we've lost David Bowie, scott weiland and Lemmy kilmister, who's next?


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by -SCoLD- on 01/14/16 at 19:46:50
Alan Rickman.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 02/06/16 at 02:01:32

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 02/09/16 at 01:13:44



I can't explain why I find this hilarious.. but I do.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 02/09/16 at 11:59:43
I've seen that woman before somewhere else. Shit on the internet gets passed around like a STD for sure. I haven't seen the arrow part of it though.

All that is, is a manifestation of what every guy that looks at that wants to do. If she could physically see that, and shows how many imaginary cocks are hitting her ass, she'd probably hide for the rest of her life.   

Arrow= 1 cock.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 02/09/16 at 19:56:38
That's some deep insight about some random chick with a black hole for an asshole.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 02/15/16 at 03:41:46
Posting a post for the sake of posting because no one else is posting a post on this thread that is dangling on a form in the form of a forum.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Thrillho on 02/15/16 at 09:42:13
One lesson TMA taught me is that people need to learn to accept when they are wrong and not take online debate so personally.

Granted apologizing to people is the worst thing one can do in a heated debate. People will use "that one time" against you forever to dodge any correct points you might make. They'll slap a label on you and use that for their future arguments, rather than seriously debating. But that "never admit fault" attitude is so rampant in online discussion. It's the primary reason so many places are cesspools of bitching or endless circle jerks.

We're all wrong at some point, we all disagree on shit, the world doesn't revolve around you, stop acting like you're the better person and be a good person.

If you can't look past your own politics, bias, and cliques to have a discussion. Then you need to reevaluate why you speak your opinions online. If it's just to be told you're right. Then it's just political pornography for you, masturbating to your own words being repeated by others.

Ditch your labels and hatred and try to learn as you teach. Just cause someone isn't on "your side" doesn't prove a thing.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 02/15/16 at 10:47:47
I'm half naked chewing bubble gum and slapping your grandma's tits.

They ain't perky. Eat jerky in Albuquerque. It's where I bury my stool for political reasons.

Half baked papaya with with a side of flabbergasted?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Muddeh on 02/15/16 at 10:56:57

Thrillho wrote on 02/15/16 at 09:42:13:
But that "never admit fault" attitude is so rampant in online discussion. It's the primary reason so many places are cesspools of bitching or endless circle jerks.

We're all wrong at some point, we all disagree on shit, the world doesn't revolve around you, stop acting like you're the better person and be a good person.

This is quite true. It's pretty rare that there's value to online debates these days. That actually requires a willingness for either party to be swayed, and a goal to come away with a mutual resolution. But really, most arguments aren't a cooperative effort like they should be. It's just bound to go in circles without either party willing to give, with the false sense that admitting fault is the equivalent of accepting defeat.

It's easy to fall in that mindset, though. Especially since it's easy to take things personal, and admitting someone with a dissenting opinion is correct can feel giving validation to having your way of thinking attacked. There is nothing more aggravating than trying to debate with someone who will not give an inch, only reading your responses for things to criticize in order to bring more questioning and conflict, rather than finding a point of agreement where some sort of resolution or comprimise can come.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Thrillho on 02/15/16 at 12:36:46

Muddeh wrote on 02/15/16 at 10:56:57:
This is quite true. It's pretty rare that there's value to online debates these days. That actually requires a willingness for either party to be swayed, and a goal to come away with a mutual resolution. But really, most arguments aren't a cooperative effort like they should be. It's just bound to go in circles without either party willing to give, with the false sense that admitting fault is the equivalent of accepting defeat.

It's easy to fall in that mindset, though. Especially since it's easy to take things personal, and admitting someone with a dissenting opinion is correct can feel giving validation to having your way of thinking attacked. There is nothing more aggravating than trying to debate with someone who will not give an inch, only reading your responses for things to criticize in order to bring more questioning and conflict, rather than finding a point of agreement where some sort of resolution or comprimise can come.



Yeah the one exception that comes to mind are "cry bullies". Or people who seek out any little thing they can complain about. So they can try and smear you as some kind of liar. They aren't there to help anyone learn a thing. They are just there for character assassination and virtue signaling.

They'll keep a tally of every concession you make. Then when you are right about something. They'll jump in and call you some kind of monster who was wrong before. Obfuscating your original point with smear tactics. So even if you are correct. Their little clique will swarm you and try to drown out any honest point you were trying to make.

That keeps me out of a lot of online debating these days. The majority of it is masturbatory and leads to nothing. No one learns anything. Nothing in society is changed. Just a bunch of people jacking off their egos.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mecit on 02/16/16 at 22:20:29
TROLOLOLOLO


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Thrillho on 02/17/16 at 00:54:04

Mecit wrote on 02/16/16 at 22:20:29:
TROLOLOLOLO



TRIGGERED.






I'm going to tweet at her now.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Thrillho on 02/17/16 at 00:55:50
Oh shit never mind I'm also preemptively blocked for some reason.

Sign out and read her tweets it's hilarious.

Kilrgrn ‏@Kilrgrn  · 31 Mar 2015 

Everytime Spyda acts entitled or spoiled I say "m'lady". That usually humbles him a bit.


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mecit on 02/17/16 at 02:37:59
Hahaha. So, she blocked us both when I mentioned you and her in a tweet in reply to your "I don't even like Garfield" drawings.

What a pompous fag.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Thrillho on 02/17/16 at 04:35:39
I'm hurt she would have such a negative opinion about me over a couple of drawings. But I'm glad she's keeping Spyda from acting entitled. Someone has to keep that spoiled bastard in check.

Honestly I'm quite triggered by this Mecit. You shouldn't E Rape innocent women with your Cyber Terror. Don't you know 1,000,000 women are Techno Murdered on Twitter every day? You're a god damn monster.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 02/17/16 at 09:07:55

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 02/17/16 at 12:03:03
Mecit likes to hide out in corners and wait to ambush people with porn vids.

He just tosses them out like some defective C4.

I have been ambushed, offended and degraded immensely by the smut he sends me.

Sometimes it's not even enough! You know how rude that is??   

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mecit on 02/17/16 at 12:59:41

Thrillho wrote on 02/17/16 at 04:35:39:
I'm hurt she would have such a negative opinion about me over a couple of drawings. But I'm glad she's keeping Spyda from acting entitled. Someone has to keep that spoiled bastard in check.

Honestly I'm quite triggered by this Mecit. You shouldn't E Rape innocent women with your Cyber Terror. Don't you know 1,000,000 women are Techno Murdered on Twitter every day? You're a god damn monster.



The internet took feminism to a whole new level. Anything can be offensive, nowadays. People became too pretentious and phony. Men and women. They're full of shit and they love to believe that they're good people just because they seemingly defend minorities, LGBT, black people etc.

You say "I am a white straight male" and that somehow translates into that you're a racist, homophobic, misogynist son of a bitch.



Magnum wrote on 02/17/16 at 12:03:03:
Mecit likes to hide out in corners and wait to ambush people with porn vids.

He just tosses them out like some defective C4.

I have been ambushed, offended and degraded immensely by the smut he sends me.

Sometimes it's not even enough! You know how rude that is??   



Yeah, whatever. Just let me know if you want more. I several times tried to quit watching porn but that shit is one true ordeal.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Thrillho on 02/17/16 at 14:10:55

Mecit wrote on 02/17/16 at 12:59:41:
The internet took feminism to a whole new level. Anything can be offensive, nowadays. People became too pretentious and phony. Men and women. They're full of shit and they love to believe that they're good people just because they seemingly defend minorities, LGBT, black people etc.

You say "I am a white straight male" and that somehow translates into that you're a racist, homophobic, misogynist son of a bitch.


To be fair I am most of those things.

Lets paint up Magnum so he can cuck Spyda.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 02/18/16 at 13:04:29
Clearly Mecit said strait white male? So as not to be offensive, I could never fall into the trap of even thinking of getting with another dude. I am a Lesbian inside through and through. I don't care how much a dude dresses, or looks as a woman. It's still a dude.

Trying to quit porn?? what an outrageous thing to even try!! Yea........good luck with that. With ANYTHING your heart desires in the pron genre, you're telling me your gonna try and quit watching what gets you off the most??

IMPOSSIBLE SIR!!!

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mecit on 02/18/16 at 23:06:01

Thrillho wrote on 02/17/16 at 14:10:55:
Lets paint up Magnum so he can cuck Spyda.






Magnum wrote on 02/18/16 at 13:04:29:
Clearly Mecit said strait white male? So as not to be offensive, I could never fall into the trap of even thinking of getting with another dude. I am a Lesbian inside through and through. I don't care how much a dude dresses, or looks as a woman. It's still a dude.


You'll call him "m'lady", so, it's okay.


Magnum wrote on 02/18/16 at 13:04:29:
Trying to quit porn?? what an outrageous thing to even try!! Yea........good luck with that. With ANYTHING your heart desires in the pron genre, you're telling me your gonna try and quit watching what gets you off the most??

IMPOSSIBLE SIR!!!


Tell me about it. Then again, porn can be very time consuming and energy draining. Once you replace it with something more useful and channel your energy, good things can happen. It's a very strong addiction, though. People cut drinking and smoking much more easily compared to porn.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 02/19/16 at 01:22:52

Mecit wrote on 02/18/16 at 23:06:01:
Tell me about it. Then again, porn can be very time consuming and energy draining. Once you replace it with something more useful and channel your energy, good things can happen. It's a very strong addiction, though. People cut drinking and smoking much more easily compared to porn.


Need porn addicts anonymous, but when you haven been laid for a year... What else is there to do?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Thrillho on 02/19/16 at 02:24:30
Kilrgrn was right to preemptively block me. She is one of the few people I still cannot resist taunting.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mecit on 02/19/16 at 03:08:34
She never used to be that touchy to the point of blocking people over a simple joke, though. Surprises me. She's probably mad at something entirely else. Real life problems, maybe.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 02/19/16 at 13:27:57
I quit smoking almost 20 years ago, and quit drinking for at least one year.

No fucking way I would be able to give up watching porn. Not happening. I will die with my dick in my hands before I quit porn.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 02/21/16 at 01:51:49
I achieved  my goal of making brawl more active now I don't know what to do with myself.



.. maybe masturbate less.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Thrillho on 02/21/16 at 10:16:23

Mecit wrote on 02/19/16 at 03:08:34:
She never used to be that touchy to the point of blocking people over a simple joke, though. Surprises me. She's probably mad at something entirely else. Real life problems, maybe.


Hopefully she's doing well and blocking is just her way of avoiding silly internet shenanigans. I can't think of anyone here I genuinely wish ill will on. At the end of the day it's just words on the internet. But I understand I pushed her buttons quite a bit. It's not my place to dictate how her or anyone else should feel.

Still, I think people ought to take a page from V-Wings book and not get overly invested with online "harassment". I gotta respect him for taking shit from literally everyone here, and not changing who he is.

Almost all of us poked fun at him. He didn't change his haircut. Or get rid of his Dr.Pepper PJ's. I remember liking a facebook post where someone had given him a black eye. He laughed it off. I can't think of anyone who was a better sport than he was.

I wonder what V-Wing is up to. Honestly I wouldn't mind having a beer with him. For all the shit we gave him, at the end of the day he was a nice guy all around.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 02/21/16 at 15:27:23
Freaking V-Wing. That dude really took some shit from this place. I even asked him why he even hung around and he said that he has fun. I said there was something wrong with him but, he was the proverbial nice guy. Just very "innocent" on what we were here.

I wouldn't have a beer with him. Can't have a beer with someone if they refuse to drink. I'm pretty sure meeting him in real life is drastically different than what you'd get online. There is only a few people here that would be what you see, is what you get.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Thrillho on 02/21/16 at 19:52:29

Magnum wrote on 02/21/16 at 15:27:23:
Freaking V-Wing. That dude really took some shit from this place. I even asked him why he even hung around and he said that he has fun. I said there was something wrong with him but, he was the proverbial nice guy. Just very "innocent" on what we were here.

I wouldn't have a beer with him. Can't have a beer with someone if they refuse to drink. I'm pretty sure meeting him in real life is drastically different than what you'd get online. There is only a few people here that would be what you see, is what you get.


I want to roofie him and rape his tight little virgin asshole.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 02/28/16 at 00:17:43
Dick nipples. What the hell constitutes as a dick nipple? The hair bumps on your balls?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Thrillho on 02/28/16 at 02:59:19
According to anime. It's having fully grown penises where your nipples should be.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 02/28/16 at 05:56:35
I was looking for a disturbing image I found a long time ago and found this instead..

http://global3.memecdn.com/friggin-lazer-nipples_o_278206.jpg



...and laughed.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 03/25/16 at 17:58:03
I actually have internet in my household now so I can do more elaborate thought out post.....


Maybe...

....

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 03/26/16 at 14:24:54
Like figure out a different font color that we harassed the shit out of Disaster Child for? That's the color he used and we made a lot of fun at him.

Suggest you change it to pink. You might not get bashed on to much for that.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 03/27/16 at 01:15:25
I did it on purpose. Half the time Im too lazy to do it.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Winters989 on 03/30/16 at 01:05:55
I'll post something to keep it going. I'm wondering where i can find myself some lazer nipples. I wonder if they can possibly get too hot and overheat until the nipples melt off like goo.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 03/30/16 at 02:48:07

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 03/30/16 at 11:55:13
OUCDAT12?


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 04/21/16 at 19:36:20
Well winters lasted 5 seconds and 3 post.


Sorry 4 post.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 06/15/16 at 07:09:55
Funniest shit I've seen all day. Your welcome.


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 06/15/16 at 11:33:34
Sex doll porn.

The world is ending.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 06/19/16 at 22:15:20

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 06/20/16 at 12:04:24
It's the wrong post!

Fuck it. Leave it there.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 06/21/16 at 15:29:48
I had one fucking job. God dammit.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mecit on 06/22/16 at 00:22:56
Derfy derfy derfy

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 06/22/16 at 02:17:46
What the hell is a derfy? A camels mating call?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 06/22/16 at 11:41:01
It's sad I even need to explain this. Sadder that you still might not get it.

Derf = Sound a retard makes
y = Better than an s as a suffix.

In short when combined, the made up word will now make the appropriate Onomatopoeia sound to correlate with the action of slapping ones chest with their hand, making them look like a mentally challenged person.   

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 06/22/16 at 17:38:09
The saddest part is you can't recognize obvious sarcasm.

Such a sad world today.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 06/23/16 at 11:35:10
LMAO!

Hey Mecit! Who sarcasim'ed  who?

Who the fuck uses proper English like that anymore?

GAWD......

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 06/23/16 at 15:28:29
This is the most action I've gotten in awhile. I'm slightly aroused.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mecit on 06/23/16 at 15:32:03
Purdy purdy purdy

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 06/27/16 at 10:49:43

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 08/26/16 at 10:24:48





CPR turned Rape?











Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Methid Man on 09/11/16 at 05:10:02

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mecit on 11/30/16 at 00:22:53

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Skywalker on 12/02/16 at 05:37:25
Checking to see how blue font looks. Not too bad

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 12/06/16 at 10:26:35
You ever look through a mother fuckers public photobucket and start wondering what mental issues they suffer from?









Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 12/12/16 at 16:48:59

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by The Deadite on 02/12/17 at 06:57:35
Just found this definition of Twisted Metal in Urban Dictionary:

"having sex with a girl in a wheel chair then pushing her down a hill or stairs."
"man I just did cindy the cripple, when I was done I pushed her off the roof though because she was a bitch...twisted metal baby"


Seems redundant to push a crippled girl off the stairs, but whatever.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 02/12/17 at 13:50:13
Hell of a definition. If we were to go that route, I would think it'd be the chance you take to receive oral from a chick with heavy braces.

I think that would take alot more........balls.

And if you did go by what the definition is, throw a towel and hit her in the face while saying "GTFO!"

At least that's what Dim Shades used to say. 

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 02/12/17 at 23:22:01


I am impressed. I order a lot of pizza.  I need to remember this.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 11/29/17 at 14:39:58
Kinda wonder if Skywalker ever recovered from his brain melting neo-liberal brain aneurysm. Or somewhere dead with a heroin needle in his arm.


Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 12/07/17 at 07:07:51

†Adonael wrote on 02/12/17 at 23:22:01:


I am impressed. I order a lot of pizza.  I need to remember this.



I never did remember this...

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mecit on 01/07/18 at 22:30:09
https://twitter.com/OdysseyOfNoises/status/941630596668973056

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Ripzsaur on 01/12/18 at 04:49:09
Merry fucking Christmas everybody.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by XIZOR on 01/15/18 at 01:47:34
Based on the time stamps of the last couple of replies, people are now posting from the future and this has my mind full of fuck.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 01/18/18 at 15:39:15
If this is the case,please send the correct 6 numbers to the Powerball and Mega millions to my inbox.

Thanks.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 01/25/18 at 21:59:09
I think I'm finally ready to let go of BOTW.
  :-/

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 01/30/18 at 13:07:30
Awwwww come on man! It's not that bad! I mean, I rememeber when TMA was so busy it took me HOURS just to sort through all of Brawls posts!
That I had no time to check out all the other pages like TT, or Fan Fics but, at least I had an awesome time on "Ask TMA" and in the TMA Chat room! That was always fucking hilarious.

Good times.......

::::::goes and cries in a corner::::::

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Father Time on 01/30/18 at 23:30:34
Are there any good chat rooms nowadays TM or otherwise?

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 01/31/18 at 15:03:06
No. Everything pretty much died when we came here to this version of TMA. What you see now is a shadow of it's former glory.

:::::lays on heavy sorrowful music:::::

Back in the day we had Bashes, and Brawls, and Awards. We had chat room, fan fics, and assholes galore.

Now we are just a bunch of transients living on a floor.
Please......please......please sir! I don't want to remember anymore!

::::::EDIT::::: We still have some assholes though. At least we have that going for us.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 02/01/18 at 11:09:36
Could always throw up a TMA discord for no one to use it, but me talking to myself and magnum raping the chat itself.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Magnum on 02/01/18 at 19:23:06
There was a site that Mecit made an account on that hosted chat rooms. It was up for like 5-6 years before going away a few months ago. I't's even posted at the top of BOTW for fucks sake! Ya know........the REALLY important posts????

It was great for awhile. Then time and life go by and it went forgotten. Time zones and work lives also have alot to do with it.

I also always hated getting ambushed with gay porn from Mecit. Such a fag.   

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 02/04/18 at 03:35:20
Yup. For awhile it was just you and mecit in that damn thing. Now it's just adware.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mr.SLaM on 02/11/18 at 03:37:25
Idk guys. A Discord might be a good idea. It's a lot faster than posting on a forum too. We could scrape together a dozen or so of us to chat  maybe even more.
I'm in a ReVolt discord, and if that old game could have a forum and discord still strong, Twisted Metal sure could.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 02/11/18 at 06:02:38
I hope to see your game done slam. I'd love to play it when you get a playable build going.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by Mr.SLaM on 02/11/18 at 08:51:59
I'm currently looking for a publisher. Getting a vertical slice finished for it. I ended up scrapping the level I made, because I just ended up learning better texturing and modeling techniques haha.

It's a slow process. I have school to worry about, and actual jobs to search for soon. I've also been talking to a few devs, and developing a car combat game with them, but they too are preoccupied with their current title.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 02/27/18 at 09:45:28
I AM OVER 900!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Crickets*

Bad joke.

Title: Re: Randomosity
Post by †Adonael on 04/27/18 at 21:11:34
Holy shit.

This video is almost 10 years old.

https://youtu.be/FO0kRE5OTZI

Damn that makes me feel old.

Twisted Metal Alliance: Temporary Forum » Powered by YaBB 2.5.2!
YaBB Forum Software © 2000-2018. All Rights Reserved.