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Message started by XIZOR on 04/09/09 at 19:32:17

Title: Seagulling
Post by XIZOR on 04/09/09 at 19:32:17
Has anyone else ever heard of this? As perverted as I am this was news to me. I heard a comic talking about it in his act yesterday and I was like surely he is making that up and then I looked it up on the net and here is what I found...

Seagulling:

"1-Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling.

One person learns about two people that are going to have sex and works out the location of the aforementioned event. Then he gathers as many guys as possible and packs them into the room where it's going to take place. The guys hide in cupboards, behind curtains - basically, wherever there is a place to hide. Then when the couple look like they're about to finish, everyone runs out and ejaculates all over them and then proceeds to run around them, flapping their arms like birds and making seagull noises.

2-When you whack off and cum in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!"  

3-A ritual which is popular in all-male prisons, whereby said inmate ejaculates into his palm and throws it at the next unsuspecting prison guard who walks past his cell."

This is awesome. I now have a new hobby.

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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by SynthR on 04/09/09 at 19:34:19
LMAO! I honestly don't believe this to be true. Perhaps a prank but on a smaller scale. The description and name for it are fucking perfect though.
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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by XIZOR on 04/09/09 at 19:38:15
I dont know. The fact that I found it so easily on the net as if they new exactly what I was looking for gives me the impression that this is real. The comic who introduced me to this, Russel Brand, is from overseas, England or something, so maybe its a foreign thing. He said kids do it over there. I only ever remember seeing "seagulling" in Silence of the Lambs when Jody Foster walks by that dudes cell and he wacks her with his cum but he didnt yell out SEAGULLED so I dont know.
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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by Pse7en on 04/09/09 at 19:44:37

XIZOR wrote on 04/09/09 at 19:32:17:
Has anyone else ever heard of this? As perverted as I am this was news to me. I heard a comic talking about it in his act yesterday and I was like surely he is making that up and then I looked it up on the net and here is what I found...

Seagulling:

"1-Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling.

One person learns about two people that are going to have sex and works out the location of the aforementioned event. Then he gathers as many guys as possible and packs them into the room where it's going to take place. The guys hide in cupboards, behind curtains - basically, wherever there is a place to hide. Then when the couple look like they're about to finish, everyone runs out and ejaculates all over them and then proceeds to run around them, flapping their arms like birds and making seagull noises.

2-When you whack off and cum in your hand, then you run up to someone, slap them in the face with your salty hand and shout "Seagulled!"  

3-A ritual which is popular in all-male prisons, whereby said inmate ejaculates into his palm and throws it at the next unsuspecting prison guard who walks past his cell."

This is awesome. I now have a new hobby.



"I think I slit my wrists.....LOOK AT THE BLUUD!!!!!
I b-bit my wrist so I c-can diiiieeee!
                        S-ee how it bleeeeeeeeds?"


- Miggs, Multiple Miggs.
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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by -SCoLD- on 04/09/09 at 20:20:18
ROFL.  That's a new one to me also.  Like SynthR said though, perfectly named.  Honestly, I don't think I've ever thrown my sperm at anyone, using my hands anyway.  I now know exactly what my life has been missing all these years and I am now fulfilled, so thank you.

But seriously, if I'm going to start throwing cum, Jodie Foster circa early 90s would be a good choice though.
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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by XIZOR on 04/09/09 at 20:37:01
"Sea gull:

A sexual situation where one girl and 5 guys are involved. Two of the guys DP the girl while she jerks off two others and blows the last. While this is happening, her moaning sounds like a sea gull and her jerking off motion resembles the bird's wings flapping."

LOL!

Also I think this explains how the 80s band Flock of Seagulls managed to maintain those silly hair-dos.
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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by Brontok on 04/09/09 at 20:53:10
Why do you think I'm the coolest person around?
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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by SynthR on 04/09/09 at 22:53:42
Because only Christians would be offended by this.
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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by Brontok on 04/09/09 at 23:32:42
What do Christians being offended have to do with me being cool? Pay attention boy.
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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by SynthR on 04/10/09 at 02:59:12
Everything, Inspector Gadget.
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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by Serpentine on 04/10/09 at 03:13:17
Haha Seagulling? That's new to me. It'd be fucking hilarious if the guy who pied Bill Gates in that video seagulled him instead.

*SLAP!* It's mayo, sir, enjoy.

It's more fun throwing a large bucket of freezing-cold water on the couple reaching climax. Lulz is to be ensured.
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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by PureNRG on 04/10/09 at 07:29:01
English ppl are weird like that.. everytime you see porn that involves 1 chick and multiple dudes, she's usually got that accent.. when she's not being turned into a rotisserie, that is
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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by magnum on 04/10/09 at 14:54:01
That's incredable. I've thought of smacking people with my nut randomly for a long time. Never went through with it but, funny none the less. I'd do it to woman more than a guy. It just doesn't seem right to me.

Do it to the woman you were dreaming about when you did it, and say...."SEE!!!!! I GOT TO FUCK YOU ANYWAY!!"

I dunno about that surprizing the couple in the bedroom shit. That sounds urban legdend-ish.
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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by Pse7en on 04/10/09 at 17:42:24
Its quite fun actually.

And if you smack her in the face with a "wet" hand, shell just eat it all up
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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by GrindhouseCinema on 04/10/09 at 18:32:54
Well shit... I can't decide if this is really funny or really creepy. I think its a little of both. Do you guys think Seagulling should involve a Shamwow? Seems to me that it should.

All that I know is the next time I have sex... I'm checking in the closet, under the bed, and behind the curtains!
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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by XIZOR on 04/10/09 at 19:40:15
Im pretty ballsy for the most part and Ill do anything for a laugh or to make others laugh but I dont know if Id feel comfortable actually "segulling" someone by running up to them and smacking them in the face with a handfull of my giz. Its not that I wouldnt do it its just that its one of those things that the reaction youd get from either male or female would more than likely not be good and they probably wouldnt find it funny at all. That is assuming they understand what just happened. Since apparently this "seagulling" isnt widely known the victim may just assume its some kind of sticky substance. A girl would probably be the first to identify it because...well, you know.
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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by Kilrgrn on 04/11/09 at 00:11:15
Now I'm just waiting for either Magnum or SCoLD to do this to me at the TMA convention...I'LL BE ON MY TOES!
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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by XIZOR on 04/11/09 at 00:18:14
Excellent idea! Ill be sure someone is recording it when I seagull you. Dont worry, Ill eat lots of strawberries and sweet fruits before hand that way it wont taste to bad.
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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by Kilrgrn on 04/11/09 at 00:29:09
As long as it doesn't get in my eyes.

Or that can be someones ploy. Xizor hits me in the eyes with his jizz, then three other TMAers run up and Seagull me while I'm distracted and bleeding man-mucas from the eyeballs.

I'm officially afraid to go to the convention now. If I can think that horrible scheme up, you men can do far worse.
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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by Pse7en on 04/11/09 at 00:47:03

Kilrgrn wrote on 04/11/09 at 00:29:09:
As long as it doesn't get in my eyes.

Or that can be someones ploy. Xizor hits me in the eyes with his jizz, then three other TMAers run up and Seagull me while I'm distracted and bleeding man-mucas from the eyeballs.

I'm officially afraid to go to the convention now. If I can think that horrible scheme up, you men can do far worse.



I cum by the gallons so you would drown from me alone.
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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by PureNRG on 04/11/09 at 07:17:53
poor Nina.. I feel bad for you. really bad..

Seagulling isnt as bad as the Strawberry Shortcake.. altho I bet she'd be into that
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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by Kilrgrn on 04/11/09 at 19:21:04
Lol, wow. I actually had to look that one up.

Thank you Urban Dictionary.
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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by XIZOR on 04/11/09 at 19:31:45
Urban Dictionary for the win!

Strawberry shortcake:
"When a guy cums on a girls face and then punches her in the nose, making it bleed and the blood mixes in with the cum."

Now I understand what Vince from Shamwow was trying to do. If he would have just explained this to the prostitute Im sure she would have let him for a few extra bucks.
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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by SynthR on 04/11/09 at 23:40:21
Hello My Name is Simon:
"When a man puts on a dorky pair of round glasses, shits in his hand and draws on his partner's face while yelling 'I Like To Do Drawrrings!'"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsEvbj9o9t4
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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by PureNRG on 04/12/09 at 10:42:36
does anyone have an official definition for "hot carl"? everyone I ask has a different explanation and the Urban Dictionary isnt any better
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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by magnum on 04/12/09 at 15:36:40
Make the bitch give you a blumpkin. Then when she's done you can use the rest for a double decker.

Once that's over with, toss her fucking salad. The devil's onion ring will love it. Just don't drop your kids off at the pool 1st. That kind of stuff might make her mad.
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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by PureNRG on 04/13/09 at 07:27:49
damn, Mag's all over the Urban Dictionary.. I havent heard of half that shit, and I'm usually the nasty one of my friends finding this shit..
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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by X-Man on 04/13/09 at 10:44:02

XIZOR wrote on 04/11/09 at 19:31:45:
Urban Dictionary for the win!

Strawberry shortcake:
"When a guy cums on a girls face and then punches her in the nose, making it bleed and the blood mixes in with the cum."

Now I understand what Vince from Shamwow was trying to do. If he would have just explained this to the prostitute Im sure she would have let him for a few extra bucks.


Anyone who hasn't seen "The Aristocrats": You should fucking see it.
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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by magnum on 04/13/09 at 15:26:49

Kilrgrn wrote on 04/11/09 at 00:29:09:
As long as it doesn't get in my eyes.

Or that can be someones ploy. Xizor hits me in the eyes with his jizz, then three other TMAers run up and Seagull me while I'm distracted and bleeding man-mucas from the eyeballs.

I'm officially afraid to go to the convention now. If I can think that horrible scheme up, you men can do far worse.


Hey, it was pretty much your idea since you mentioned it. Should've kept quiet. Not that we wouldn't have thought of it anyway. ::)

Nina gets GangGulled at TMA convention! Video at 8!!!!  :-*

All over the Urban Dictionary is not hard to do when you've lived through half of it. It's not like this cat doesn't know the low down round this town.

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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by Pse7en on 04/13/09 at 17:40:18
ill bring the video camera
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Title: Re: Seagulling
Post by PureNRG on 04/14/09 at 07:00:10
gang-gulled? pfff, LOL!! she's gonna end up lookin like the finale scene from the Houston 600
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